Producer guy really went all out on this one! Let us know what your favorite line from this Pitch Meeting was
@chanurar14943 жыл бұрын
That "I could have been a doctor " line was the best. Extremely emotional.
@KainoaB43 жыл бұрын
My favorite line was “S***”
@Stg99003 жыл бұрын
This 7:25 "don't worry about that"
@levilamontagne98373 жыл бұрын
Super easy barely an inconvenience, as always
@IndomitableAde3 жыл бұрын
The sadness and regret on Producer Guy's face as he rethinks his life choices was laugh-inducing all on its own.
@raydunakin3 жыл бұрын
Screenwriter Guy finally broke Studio Guy!
@yopedraza3 жыл бұрын
Watch the Twilight pitch meetings lol producer guy was like "what are we doing, man?" Lmao
@booshmcfadden76383 жыл бұрын
The last Twilight movie pitch meeting. It's pretty severe.
@PlaneShaper23 жыл бұрын
Twilight did similar for...similar reasons.
@bellabean73 жыл бұрын
This was a very convincing existential crisis - to the point where I want to ask Ryan if he's okay hahaha. Also, I should have guessed that the Shyamalan was behind this.
@jairopalencia80263 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow.... wow
@TheHockeyGuy3 жыл бұрын
"I could have been a doctor" Great quote.
@heedmywarning27923 жыл бұрын
Doctor Manhattan Doctor Doom Doctor Detroit
@pitywoman40173 жыл бұрын
Hi
@anemone36943 жыл бұрын
Producer Guy becomes a doctor at the end of the Unbreakable Pitch Meeting!
@heybartender243 жыл бұрын
Seeing The Hockey Guy comment on a Pitch Meeting is TIGHT
@benabramowitz183 жыл бұрын
How does "Old" impact the Tampa Bay Lightning's chances of a 3-peat?
@hoboonahelo53463 жыл бұрын
“Being dead is sometimes fatal” something Marvel takes to heart.
@exodustimes42663 жыл бұрын
And Star Wars
@LegionIscariot3 жыл бұрын
Thats kinda a comic books thing in general.
@phillewis26303 жыл бұрын
@@LegionIscariot Or video games, unless dying deletes your save file.
@MJAYZ0073 жыл бұрын
Super natural would like to join the chat
@Retrovorious3 жыл бұрын
People die when they’re killed - said by a anime protagonist who hates himself
@alexandergannon70582 жыл бұрын
The "can't wait to hear you when you're older" and "enjoy the moment while you can" speech in the first 2 minutes of the movie had me rolling my eyes so hard
@nvr2late666 Жыл бұрын
Made me uncomfortable tbh. Especially with the prolonged shot of a grown man wrestling with two half-naked kids.
@whitedragoness23 Жыл бұрын
You rolled your eyes so hard? You ok?
@monicarenee7949 Жыл бұрын
I know right?! The dialogue explicitly spelling out the “lessons” of the movie was a big part of what made this unbearable to watch
@simona_sigmund1001 Жыл бұрын
I knew in that moment I was watching a comedy rather than a horror
@jordanzinser8248 Жыл бұрын
It's just so damn weird. It's like it was written by an alien who likes our movies but they're not good at taking notes or understanding syntax.
@np82523 жыл бұрын
"Oh yeah getting real close to that human sounding dialogue" This quote can be used for SO MANY MOVIES.
@TheHigherFury3 жыл бұрын
In every single M. Night movie
@ShadeSlayer19113 жыл бұрын
@@TheHigherFury It's like he doesn't actually know how humans really talk to each other.
@schattentaenzerin3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHigherFury "Whaaat? Noooooo!"
@IndigoIndustrial3 жыл бұрын
A movie with almost human sounding dialog, to be sure, but a welcome one!
@raybrown95433 жыл бұрын
@@schattentaenzerin “we can’t just stand here as uninformed observers” damn that movie was hilariously bad
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
You know a movie has serious plot holes when Ryan has to rethink his career choice that he could've been a doctor, instead of dismantling this mess.
@Ikamara213 жыл бұрын
This comment is going to get a lot of likes.
@adrianszostek8303 жыл бұрын
It is not about plotholes, but how morally doubtful that was
@PikaLink913 жыл бұрын
@@Ikamara21 Okay?
@Raximus30003 жыл бұрын
I think that was mostly because of the creepy part, you know which one.
@benyaminsaki26863 жыл бұрын
Omg 😶😶😶 u watch smite tooooo u are everywhere
@planetofthegapes3 жыл бұрын
"They eat enough to... TRIPLE THEIR MASS... in a few hours?" -- you gotta love when the Producer really starts taking it apart.
@jinxatocious3 жыл бұрын
On an island... LOL. No supermarkets or farms.
@alisaurus42243 жыл бұрын
The resort does send a large amount of food to the beach with them, bur not THAT much. Not years’ worth
@scorp77snake3 жыл бұрын
@@alisaurus4224 i guess the food not going off rather quickly shows its not the beach causing the aging
@JarOfGibbons3 жыл бұрын
Also this might be gross, but if we have to accept that they're digesting the food that quickly then we must assume they're also producing waste that quickly. I think producer guy should have started picking THAT apart too lol.
@dingfeldersmurfalot45603 жыл бұрын
@@JarOfGibbons Good point. I was thinking of sweating and expectorating and such, creating a disgusting tidal wave of sludge.. But pooping, too.
@theeternalsearchforintelli89392 жыл бұрын
The fact that Old was based on a graphic novel called "Sandcastle" and M. Night chose to call it "Old" kinda tells you a lot about how M. Night writes dialog.
@Macrochenia2 жыл бұрын
In crayon?
@michaeljohnson69052 жыл бұрын
And how he had to force in a twist, while the novel was an exploration on the gripping horror of time
@somewhat10072 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljohnson6905 is the novel good?
@michaeljohnson69052 жыл бұрын
@@somewhat1007 I'd say so. I liked it
@Sasaroly2 жыл бұрын
@@Macrochenia he can't use crayons anymore because he ate all the ones he had. Now he uses chalk or charcoal
@Vagus320003 жыл бұрын
“Yeah but I can’t be expected to apply the rule I wrote to the rest of the movie that I also wrote.” So true for so many movies.
@SummerSwan503 жыл бұрын
And the entire "Vampire Diaries" TV series.
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln2 жыл бұрын
Kinda like how Ant-Man would have been a perfect film if it hadn't specifically said that shrinked objects retain their mass and then immediately broke that rule by having Scott run on top of a pistol and Hank carrying a literal TANK on his pocket. Either obey the rule or just don't introduce it!
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker2 жыл бұрын
Seems to be the logic for all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies
@RictusHolloweye2 жыл бұрын
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln - or the second Terminator movie where liquid metal can time travel without having to be encased in living tissue.
@rubber_band_man_20132 жыл бұрын
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln Thats the first thing i thought of when he said that
@michaelanderson63943 жыл бұрын
The “I could have been a doctor” line just outright broke me. You are just a comedic genius, Ryan. Please, keep up the amazing work. I never get tired of these.
@Silicoln3 жыл бұрын
I was honestly not ready for that line!
@backalleycqc47903 жыл бұрын
It was very well acted, I watched that scene over and over again, it's really well done!
@michaelspringer56393 жыл бұрын
@@Silicoln same
@rikcoflores55883 жыл бұрын
Lmao I died alittle
@zaretaTarot3 жыл бұрын
M Night could actually have been a doctor too
@hunterkiller14403 жыл бұрын
Clutching on safety IP blankets is tight.
@xenxander3 жыл бұрын
it would have to be.
@JoeSnodgrassworks3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
@martandaditya69403 жыл бұрын
Clutching tight on safety IP blankets is
@sbsnate23123 жыл бұрын
I would've upvoted but i won't ruin this perfect score you have rn
@JachAnen3 жыл бұрын
@Robert Monroe How so?? They have almost nothing in common
@NolanTheTugboat Жыл бұрын
3:26 This is Producer Guy’s most realistic reaction to any project that he and Screenwriter Guy have ever worked on together.
@aztn192 ай бұрын
This and the Twilight ending film
@lordblanck7923Ай бұрын
@@aztn19 Twilight was worse. Dude liked the mother and then the daughter 😂 wild
@brotheraugustine3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, sure, I don’t care” is my favorite thing Ryan says in these. It just so accurately captures Hollywood’s attitude towards their “art.”
@VinceLyle21613 жыл бұрын
I'm becoming a big fan of, "Sure, that might as well happen!"
@amazingperson96043 жыл бұрын
I really like the “It was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience”
@riougenkaku60693 жыл бұрын
I like the way he said "I don't know"
@michaeljeacock3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, sure, I don’t care” is actually a spot on m night shamalamadingdong impression.
@lorrie94623 жыл бұрын
“Because”
@rarmas173 жыл бұрын
Imagine producer guy as a doctor "So, you have a patient for me?"
@sadhnasharma19483 жыл бұрын
I would really really like that
@HyperLuminal3 жыл бұрын
Yes sir I do!
@vijaythamizh70963 жыл бұрын
@@HyperLuminal immediately getting patient after changing profession is TIGHT!!!
@IbkAdelekan3 жыл бұрын
@@HyperLuminal Screenwriter guy - So I have this patient see. And he came into the hospital with blood spewing everywhere. And we've been trying to close the wound, but we can't cause the cut mysteriously doesn't heal...
@fabiandurr68653 жыл бұрын
I would travel to Canada just to get an appointment with him.
@criticalbil13 жыл бұрын
I've come to rely on Ryan to tell me about the films I don't intend to watch while also entertaining me far more than the films themselves would.
@ghostinthecraig3 жыл бұрын
agreed 🍷
@Emmanuel_Rocha3 жыл бұрын
I think that reading the name M. Night Shyamalan should be enough to know I'm not watching this.
@SimunSansa3 жыл бұрын
Very succinct. Well said
@soldatdaniels87383 жыл бұрын
Aye
@tommymarco3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna write something similar ... I really come here first to see what the film was about that i'm not gonna watch, and watch afterwards on the ones I did see.
@DavidtanBBO193 жыл бұрын
Wait, so Mid-sized Sedan was on the beach significantly earlier than the main characters and didn’t age or die?
@Mr_Bones.3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure they say in the movie black doesn’t crack. And no, that’s not a joke 🤦🏽♂️
@Teague922 жыл бұрын
That's what we're going with sir! Oh you're not even following your own rules
@franohmsford75482 жыл бұрын
Well he did die
@thezoid.withfreaky62042 жыл бұрын
He also got cut and healed pretty quickly but got stabbed and didn’t heal at all. The insane plot just did whatever tf it wanted with that dude 💔
@asheeshsinha26312 жыл бұрын
Well, I need you to get all the way off my back about Mid-sized sedan not growing old.
@Daxdax0063 жыл бұрын
Ryan is a great actor. The timing. When he looks at the script and says nothing. Twice. Gold. Acting gold.
@yamanibryant-mccray22433 жыл бұрын
Hilarious lol
@ashmitbajpai3903 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we have reached the pinnacle of acting. He looked at the script and said nothing. Not once, no no no, TWICE.
@paulweston84083 жыл бұрын
Far better than anyone in the movie!
@katevgrady2 жыл бұрын
And he's acting with himself, so the interpersonal timing is all editing, which is another skill entirely, so whoever does that deserves props too!
@dtznyc12 жыл бұрын
Acting Gold. Lol Yes. Yes!
@tvftw13 жыл бұрын
"I could've been a doctor" "What?" At this point I was so ready for Producer to just move on like he hadn't said anything but actually lingering on the thought hit so much harder
@booshmcfadden76383 жыл бұрын
Writer Guy's face is great, too. Just completely ok with everything he said.
@afoolishmortal52653 жыл бұрын
I think that the pregnant 6 year old thing is the most depressed we have ever seen executive guy across this whole series
@AlbertoFolres3 жыл бұрын
I remember one time that he was like "man, what are we even doing". But yeah, this is the most depressed and regretful he has ever been
@earlsmith74283 жыл бұрын
It's hard when Hollywood's nadir finally hits. It's a painful ephiphany. Hope producer guy recovers.
@TAG152gaming3 жыл бұрын
@@AlbertoFolres Yea the last Twilight pitch meeting
@thesilliestgoose59903 жыл бұрын
The only other time I’ve ever seen him that *done* was during the Twilight Pitch Meeting.
@earlsmith74283 жыл бұрын
@@thesilliestgoose5990 Which Twilight film was it? The first, second, or third?
@Entity-of-Justice3 жыл бұрын
"So, what do you think?" "Whelp..." *Pained expression and silence*
@c.m.96133 жыл бұрын
“Sure, I don’t care,” is my new favorite recurring line.
@fire15aidenspencer723 жыл бұрын
"Wow! wOw! woW! WOW!" "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" "Woops!" "Woopsie!" "So you've got a movie for me?" "Yes sir, I do." "What!?" "OH MY GOD!" "______ is/are tight!" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience!" "I'm gonna need you to Get alllllllllllllll the way off my back about that" "OK lemme get offa that thang!" *and* "Well Ok then!" *Weren't good enough for ya huh?*
@indubio13 жыл бұрын
@@fire15aidenspencer72 "Sure, that might as well happen"
@coco2.23 жыл бұрын
@@indubio1 😂🙏🏻
@coco2.23 жыл бұрын
samesies
@babufits15843 жыл бұрын
I'm still partial to: "I don't knooow!" "Fair enough!"
@adriank47213 жыл бұрын
I have to say, Mid-sized Sedan is an awesome name for a rapper. You can really tell he's from the streets.
@juanpaoloignacio52513 жыл бұрын
good one
@RobMedellin3 жыл бұрын
I love this things that are a joke and at the same time are true
@clairkaranja29183 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂good one
@commandercaptain46643 жыл бұрын
Initially, he went with Moped, but it didn't have the same cred.
@phdonme13 жыл бұрын
You can really tell M Night Shyamalan was not trying to be offensive. But don't worry, they murder all the minorities first, to make up for that.
@throatwobblermangrove85103 жыл бұрын
I'd never heard of this movie before, but when you revealed that it was a Shyamalan film, the absurdity of the plot finally made sense.
@Devilke3 жыл бұрын
No no no it’s not Shyamalans’ fault it’s the books fault. You know it’s based on a book. 😂
@throatwobblermangrove85103 жыл бұрын
@@Devilke No, any problems with the book are the author's fault. The movie's faults belong to the director, because he determines how the story goes. That's like saying Dune was a shitty movie because Frank Herbert wrote a shitty book, which is completely untrue. Any flaws with the book's story could have been fixed by the director, just as the director can add flaws that aren't in the book (good example: Millennium by John Varley). If the book's flaws are so great they cause the movie to be bad, there shouldn't have been a movie to begin with. In any case, Shyamalan has a well-earned reputation now for making movies with terrible plot twists and plot holes you could drive a Mack truck through.
@throatwobblermangrove85103 жыл бұрын
@@MiguelLoya23 Got plenty of it in stock. But if you want anyone to see sarcasm in your text you have to give contextual clues. You might want to look into that, um, kind of like... /s
@enrapturedgoose53173 жыл бұрын
@@throatwobblermangrove8510 you're the man!
@otony52193 жыл бұрын
@@throatwobblermangrove8510 please dont tell me you got the /s from where you think you got it from
@chrisjones59493 жыл бұрын
I really sympathize with Producer's reaction to "6 year old girl gets pregnant, has a baby in 20 minutes, and it dies." That was one of the most fucked-up and depressing things I've ever seen.
@lucasmarinho68167 ай бұрын
It's sounds way more depressing than any movie produced in east Europe
@TrojanLlama2 ай бұрын
You clearly have never lived in the Midwest
@mratkovich3 жыл бұрын
When Writer Guy says “Yeah whatever I don’t care” to his own plots it kills me 😂
@Elzzaw3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the cinema trailers that are in Southpark, god I love them. "Rated Arg for pirates, F&$^ you!"
@dylanlewis49493 жыл бұрын
@@Elzzaw "the president of the united states is a duck?? A duck is president and the whole country is going to the dogs. Or whatever, the president is a dog, who cares. Coming June something"
@OriginalJetForMe3 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite line.
@michaeljeacock3 жыл бұрын
this was the line where i thought, he really is channeling m night shamalamadingdong.
@kellnola3 жыл бұрын
watch the Super Mario PM!
@curtbalch23213 жыл бұрын
"I can't be expected to apply the rule I wrote to the rest of the movie that I wrote." I wish this weren't the basic operating principle of most Hollywood writers.
@sleepysera3 жыл бұрын
Well he summed it up later "Yeah sure, I don't care".
@mr.stuffdoer84833 жыл бұрын
Or perhaps it’s hard to make a coherent story without making rules that are very easy for a writer to forget later in the script or after like 97 edits.
@_Stormfather3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 it being hard doesn't excuse it
@verdanthyborian23223 жыл бұрын
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 you... You do realize they get paid millions of dollars for this......
@TokyoBlue5873 жыл бұрын
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 That’s exactly what editing is for
@MarsMellow843 жыл бұрын
"Getting real close to that human sounding dialog " That killed me! 😆🤣
@gosforthlad3 жыл бұрын
Me too - and script writer guy responds " almost " . Brilliant !
@bharathp92483 жыл бұрын
What does that mean..i didn't get that joke....care to explain
@regwilliam56913 жыл бұрын
@@bharathp9248 m night shyamalan is well know for making bad dialogue in his films that never sounds like what a actual person would say in a given situation
@bharathp92483 жыл бұрын
@@regwilliam5691 thank you....
@dunerider883 жыл бұрын
And it's so true! I watched this last night.... such a cool premise but very poorly pulled off. The actors felt light junior high theater club kids.
@seaninflorida97413 жыл бұрын
"I can't be expected to apply the rules that I wrote to the rest of the movie I also wrote." M. Night Shyamalan in a nutshell.
@Julia-lk8jn Жыл бұрын
Yep. I think in a way he's like a clever but impatient kid doing homework: at some point, the end is in sight, and that kid just sprints forward, making every possible mistake on the way. That's kind of M.K.Shyamalan when the Amazing Mindshattering Twist is in sight.
@cradiculous3 жыл бұрын
It's a good thing Mid-Size Sedan didn't survive, because he would have left the beach an Oldsmobile.
@RobertMcClure3 жыл бұрын
Why does this comment not have more thumbs up!? LOL
@Neon0021213 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Nice. Definitely had the humour materia mastered.
@cradiculous3 жыл бұрын
@@RobertMcClure Probably because I got to the video pretty late and the comment was mostly buried.
@cradiculous3 жыл бұрын
@@Neon002121 It's just another one of my carefully honed skills.
@PlutoniumBoss3 жыл бұрын
Begin slow clap to initiate standing ovation.
@bambinocinefilo97023 жыл бұрын
Pitch Meetings are never getting OLD.
@adem3163 жыл бұрын
That was…good.
@trinaq3 жыл бұрын
Rim shot moment! 🥁
@thatscarycat16793 жыл бұрын
Nice xD
@brucke80443 жыл бұрын
good one
@jordanbiffle273 жыл бұрын
Wait, that’s the name of the movie!
@aguywithalotofopinions4123 жыл бұрын
Producer guy’s existencial crisis are always a treat
@Ozymandias13 жыл бұрын
They are TIGHT!
@noviammapping82263 жыл бұрын
But you know... money!
@adoge11753 жыл бұрын
oh very crisis like crisis!
@thehallofelegantarmor24902 ай бұрын
Producer guy is completely defeated. 4:06 😂😂
@deanusw22 күн бұрын
The 6 year old girl and 6 year old boy...
@ceilinh60043 жыл бұрын
"Oh! A very expository child!" So true, and such a funny way to put it.
@lydiafromsemaphora2 жыл бұрын
yeah, that almost sounds like something a human would say
@MyBiPolarBearMax3 жыл бұрын
“And every half hour there a year passes! Which is appropriate because that’s how long watching every half hour of this movie will feel”
@timopper54883 жыл бұрын
🏆🏆🏆🏆 Take all the prizes. You deserve them.
@seppdereinzigwahre34823 жыл бұрын
The girl was 6, so did they spend 22h on the island? Because she was 50 when they swam away.
@timopper54883 жыл бұрын
@@seppdereinzigwahre3482 Maybe. It was certainly the next day when they left.
@seppdereinzigwahre34823 жыл бұрын
@@timopper5488 Ok, thanks. Didn’t watch the movie.
@MegaGandalf123 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow wow!
@MT-zj2dq3 жыл бұрын
"This vacationing cop has jurisdiction on this mystery island?" "Sure, I don't care"
@yamanibryant-mccray22433 жыл бұрын
lol
@rome8180 Жыл бұрын
You can tell by Producer Guy's reaction that Ryan really hated this one.
@beaneater2152 Жыл бұрын
I agree. I think this is the single most savage Pitch Meeting of them all. Just pure sarcastic contempt for every aspect of the film.
@Julia-lk8jn8 ай бұрын
And understandably so. N.Shyamalan is _sometimes_ good at creating stories which pay off for the 1.4 zillion plot holes, but this one sounds just icky and silly. (Was he maybe aiming for creating the next Sin City?)
@PippiOnePointOh3 жыл бұрын
“Oh, man, yeah, getting real close to that human-sounding dialogue!”
@bioticjedi38643 жыл бұрын
I was convinced that Shamalan has never spoked to another human so that's why his dialogue is always awful, but then it seems the extra isolation of the pandemic has rotted his brain even more
@Chuck_EL3 жыл бұрын
@@bioticjedi3864 based on his old fashioned Indian upbringing (My ex was Indian and they're very strict and her parents knew I was black but I have wavey curly natural hair so I can pass as eastern Indian) they're very robotic and stoic I mean Hindi is evolved now but this was the late 90s and his parents were immigrants so he might just think that's how Americans speak due to his sheltered upbringing He writes all the authoritative people like strict Indian parents
@bioticjedi38643 жыл бұрын
@@Chuck_EL ooo that's really interesting, you'd think after interacting with people in his adult life he'd pick up that we don't sound like robots lmao
@Trias8053 жыл бұрын
Kinda like "don't take my daughter's hand unless you mean it" in "The Happening".
@SuperFlawless20103 жыл бұрын
"What? Noooo!"
@TheArchangel9113 жыл бұрын
Can we get a Highlander pitch meeting please?
@Chipiliro6133 жыл бұрын
Even better/worse...Highlander 2.
@christholen74513 жыл бұрын
Absolutely please the whole series and all the movies.
@Ethan-lq4nt3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@leroylowe59213 жыл бұрын
But there can be only one.
@scottposey7553 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@ajmalsafi133 жыл бұрын
"Being dead is sometime fatal" - producer guy.
@carbanski3 жыл бұрын
marvel has taught us that
@carbanski3 жыл бұрын
only sometimes
@FizzySplash2173 жыл бұрын
I had to think for a second but that's technically true. People who's heart has stopped have been brought back to life so dying doesn't kill you 100% of the time
@CosyBee3 жыл бұрын
It's usually fatal, unless you're a character in a comic book that people somewhat remember
@RorikH3 жыл бұрын
How would he know?, he didn't become a doctor.
@centerfield63392 жыл бұрын
The dead eyes at 3:56? Probably some of the best acting I've seen all year. Haunting.
@xavierramirez19113 жыл бұрын
“so who did you have in mind to direct this movie?” “i was thinking the guy who directed avatar?” “yeah sure, we can totally make that happen, he’s directed a lot of great movies” *m. night shymalan to direct ‘old’*
@alrightytighty15723 жыл бұрын
Thought you were talking about James Cameron lmao
@xavierramirez19113 жыл бұрын
@@alrightytighty1572 yeah the joke is that screenwriter ryan wanted james cameron to direct but the other ryan thought he meant m. night🤣
@alrightytighty15723 жыл бұрын
@@xavierramirez1911 ah
@growingoaks3 жыл бұрын
more like. M night Sham-a-lot
@naomihodgson81773 жыл бұрын
“Being dead is sometimes fatal!” The only time it isn’t is when you die laughing from these movie pitches.
@randyjax093 жыл бұрын
Or when you’re dead inside. Like me. 😐
@Luap34863 жыл бұрын
Or you're a superhero
@minarik013 жыл бұрын
not in marvel movie
@firepuppies40863 жыл бұрын
Shirou Emiya sighs in annoyance
@Ghost70653 жыл бұрын
Or Avengers.
@lenaplays01243 жыл бұрын
"Oh no, being dead is sometimes fatal" This line cracked me up so much XD
@froggybug3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Jose045373 жыл бұрын
Marvel: And I take that personally.
@SorowFame3 жыл бұрын
Only sometimes though
@hafirenggayuda3 жыл бұрын
Got same energy as "people die if they killed"
@bena25912 жыл бұрын
Not in the Marvel universe
@operationb.e.n64802 жыл бұрын
7:42 the only valid response to this film
@ShadeNinja29903 жыл бұрын
“So glad I didn’t fork over money for this.” How’s that for human sounding dialogue?
@PikaLink913 жыл бұрын
Same, what a shitty plottwist.
@calliph3 жыл бұрын
IDK how people are still giving this guy millions of dollars to keep making bad movies.
@xtremeskyman3 жыл бұрын
You have to pay money for movies?
@jobymanuel13533 жыл бұрын
Do you like hot dogs?
@meyerpeterson78563 жыл бұрын
I actually really liked the movie
@calebsyswerda3 жыл бұрын
The producer has listened to hundreds of pitches, for some highly questionable movies, yet I don’t remember him ever experiencing the palpable self-disgust he displays here. Ryan George’s well runs deep.
@johnnytee9113 жыл бұрын
Twilight 4...or 5. Whatever one has the weird baby
@hansnorleaf3 жыл бұрын
I don't think any of the 80-100 pitch meetings I have watched have been about a movie this horrible. I think if pitch meetings also gave a review score this one would get 0/10.
@Imnoonewhoareyou3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnytee911 yep 😂 was reminded of that one as well
@TheGamesNexus3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, poor guy
@DiglettsOtherHalf3 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, the whole children having a baby thing didn't really hit home with me at first. Then I took a moment to process that reality and my whole body shuddered. Why, Shamallan, why
@henrynewgate17753 жыл бұрын
"I could've been a doctor" That made me cry of laughter And you are responsible for my tears
@agoldenage99183 жыл бұрын
M Night Ding Dong almost ended the pitch meetings!
@planetofthegapes3 жыл бұрын
@@agoldenage9918 lmao
@reguret29763 жыл бұрын
also Mid-size Sedan was already on that beach hours ago and he didn't age. barely an inconvenience
@ThreeRunHomer3 жыл бұрын
“M Night? Didn’t he make a good movie once?” “That depends who you ask.” “Wow wow wow. Wow.”
@Shuizid3 жыл бұрын
I mean, depends on what you mean with "good" - he once dreamt of a couple of interesting twists and managed to turn them into movies which only work if you focus really hard on the twist without asking how much it makes sense.
@southpark6453 жыл бұрын
He’s made several
@john2g13 жыл бұрын
@@southpark645 Several what is the minimum number for several 3? List them please...
@southpark6453 жыл бұрын
@@john2g1 The Sixth Sense, Signs, Unbreakable, The Village, Split, and although I haven’t seen it yet, I’m willing to bet that The Visit is good as well. Also, I actually really liked Old
@sheolcodemonkey40273 жыл бұрын
@@southpark645 I've seen The Visit and yeah, I thought it was pretty good
@MightyRob13 жыл бұрын
Studio Executive suddenly realizes his humanity… for a moment.
@jackd68813 жыл бұрын
right up until money was mentioned and then he snaps back.. brilliant.
@Joolz19823 жыл бұрын
“Getting close to that human sounding dialogue” Lol. Do any of M Nights twists ever not disappoint.
@stefanfilipovits213 жыл бұрын
6th sense, maybe unbreakable, and literally nothing else
@bryanvickers3 жыл бұрын
@@stefanfilipovits21 I would add Split to that list, but it's not really a part of the plot, just a great surprise setting up the next movie.
@chawneecoleman3103 жыл бұрын
I've only liked 2 of his movies: 6th sense and Signs. Everything else has been terrible (I haven't seen Split)
@jelita_3 жыл бұрын
@@stefanfilipovits21 Yup. 6th sense was great though.
@stefanfilipovits213 жыл бұрын
@@bryanvickers yeah, I considered that one too and I agree it’s not really a twist
@buzzbartholomew371411 ай бұрын
Just re-watched this. Still absolutely one of the very best Pitch Meetings. Comedy gold.
@magicalme72373 жыл бұрын
Producer guy goes on to become a doctor: “So you have an undiagnosed ailment for me?” “Yes sir I do!”
@Wonder_Woman80sBaby3 жыл бұрын
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@potatopatato25163 жыл бұрын
that would be a good skit he should do on his own channel
@pikeyMcBarkin3 жыл бұрын
OMG Hahahahahaha! So funny!!
@HRUP043 жыл бұрын
You mean House?
@qzy-179SanTzxkW3 жыл бұрын
IT'S LUPUS!
@369destroyer3 жыл бұрын
Ive never heard of this movie, I was so confused the entire time. Even more confused as I never heard of the Graphic Novel Then I saw it's a Shyamalan movie and suddenly all my confusion went away.
@chestertiggar37453 жыл бұрын
This me right here ...👆👆..
@ThalesWell3 жыл бұрын
Halfway through I was like "I'm getting Shyamalan vibes" and then the ending twist was that I was right.
@justahobbiest3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY me
@ThorsShadow3 жыл бұрын
I love it when Pitch Meetings show me how utterly BS a movie is, so I don't have to waste my time watching it. Thank you Ryan.
@jollyd.joestar39373 жыл бұрын
But it still spoils you, when they review a good movie you already know what happens so you cant even see it. Plus they find a bad thing of everything
@lucbloom3 жыл бұрын
@@jollyd.joestar3937 80% of movies he does are not worth your time. The other 20% you’re probably so excited about, you’ve already watched them.
@Leprutz3 жыл бұрын
Even good movies seem like total BS when in those pitch meetings.
@icchigo39013 жыл бұрын
This was actually a good movie, I liked it.
@help43433 жыл бұрын
@@Leprutz Nah, can tell the difference between when Ryan is doing a good natured roasting, or when he is total contempt for the movie, as in this case.
@bac-up67583 жыл бұрын
Movies are starting to seem increasingly insane. And Ryan George seems more and more like a pillar of sanity, the more he makes videos such as this one. Bravo sir.
@Julia-lk8jn Жыл бұрын
I think all M.Night Shyamalan movies sound completely nuts when you recount the plot. Just sometimes he manages to create a really cool mood or story or so much suspense that you just buy all the nonsense. And then sometimes it just bombs. Lady in the Water was okay until Shyamalan had to drop that ham-fisted dig at film critics in there.
@Rebelcommander63 жыл бұрын
OH! This is an M. Night Shyamalan flick! That explains why I feel like nothing makes sense and yet I'm SUPER uncomfortable with everything that's going on XD
@wikansaktianto92153 жыл бұрын
He gave some heevy jeevy foreboding evilness since Happening
@TokyoBlue5873 жыл бұрын
Exactly. When I saw it was his movie I thought “ah, that explains it.”
@rosemali30223 жыл бұрын
@@TokyoBlue587 Well, to be fair... Signs wmis an awesome movie. I did get allll the way off his back by the time he released Elevator though. It was only marginally better than Nick Cages Wickerman and so much less scary than the similar Dr. Who episode in that vein.
@squidracerX3 жыл бұрын
@@rosemali3022 - i mean, i dont know if he did a pitch meeting for Signs - which was a neat movie compared to the rest of his portfolio - but if you define "an awesome movie" as intelligent aliens picking a planet to invade thats 70% water and it rains, when water is their weakness? And the little girl happens to leave water all over. And said aliens can come from across space but cant get in a nailed-shut door. It had good "craft", but his movies are all illogical dog crap that people think have neat twists (but the real twist is that they dont!). -- Like Day of the Triffids had aliens with a weakness to salt water - but they were plant creatures who seemed to invade by accident and everyone on earth was blind while they did it. I was just left very unimpressed by the aliens after Signs.
@rosemali30223 жыл бұрын
@@squidracerX That's totally fair. It was my first ever horror movie as a kid so its special to me. And it has some genuinely good scares. That scene with the alien standing in the roof gets me every time. The acting was good, and the dialogue was well written. It had funny moments like when the film cuts to everyone wearing tin foil hats. And also had some really guy wrenching moments like when the dad yells and then starts to cry. Yeah, I stand by it being a really good film. The aliens were just the premise to deliver the story to us, not the story itself. It's about dealing with tragedy, being present for your family, and faith. Without being preachy about it. Besides, who said horror movies are supposed to make sense?
@Menanddragons3 жыл бұрын
for so many of these I'm just glad I don't have to watch the actual movie.
@PikaLink913 жыл бұрын
Same. Watching a 5 min pitch video about what I'm not missing is 10 billion times better.
@michaelmaier81333 жыл бұрын
that is, why we come here
@CleverFrenchName3 жыл бұрын
You should actually watch this movie it’s really good, maybe, I haven’t actually seen it either
@matthewtaylor33083 жыл бұрын
Amen. I’m never watching this garbage.
@gilbertmillers48653 жыл бұрын
@@matthewtaylor3308 good idea
@rockomax42843 жыл бұрын
"Being dead is sometimes fatal!" Learning new stuff every Pitch Meeting.
@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes3 жыл бұрын
Like he's not wrong...
@quintespeed3 жыл бұрын
Me:🤔 sometimes…sometimes.
@beardedgreek90693 жыл бұрын
7:10 that caught me so off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ShiKageMaru3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but Mid-Sized Sedan is probably the best name of any character ever
@lockwoodthexton3 жыл бұрын
Right up there with Mid-Strength Beer.
@TR-cp1fo3 жыл бұрын
Nah, I think UPGRAYEDD from Idiocracy is the greatest movie character name of all time.
@rgnyc3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was a tip of the hat to Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide" character, Ford Prefect?
@GCEXTREMEMN3 жыл бұрын
For some reason i thought the name was Midsize Dan...
@alexm28893 жыл бұрын
@@TR-cp1fo I haven't said the word upgrade without thinking about that since 2004
@whitwaltman51373 жыл бұрын
Producer Guy's realization that he could've been a doctor was so great, and made even better by Screenwriter Guy reassuring him that the movie's based on an existing graphic novel so everything will be fine. "I thought this was like an original idea, but it's based on intellectual property, and I'm gonna clutch onto that like a safety blanket!" "You always do, sir. So anyway, moving on...."
@Thomas_H._Smith3 жыл бұрын
3:58 "I could've been a doctor." - Sad Producer Guy
@randomnerd74503 жыл бұрын
One of the best moments from the pitch meeting series
@Baysidemom22 жыл бұрын
"Oh no, being dead is sometimes fatal!" this line was 100% fatal 😂
@stormtempterf80582 жыл бұрын
Its like the anime sub "People die if they are killed!"
@HowToChangeName7 ай бұрын
Wow wow wow wow wow... wow
@Grasslander3 жыл бұрын
PLOT DUNGEON HOLE: The sperms would age and die long before reaching the egg, which takes 30-45 minutes.
@Redcell6A3 жыл бұрын
Great point. There's a joke in there about dungeon holes but I'll keep it above the gutter.
@warriorscholar413 жыл бұрын
Ugh, those poor women. I just did the math, and they would hit their monthly period every 2 to 3 minutes.
@steventhompson96723 жыл бұрын
But remember: you can't expect the writer to apply the rules he made up to another part of the movie he made up.
@sarahno47483 жыл бұрын
@@warriorscholar41 They would just die of blood loss...
@WooliteMammoth3 жыл бұрын
@@sarahno4748 they'd be making new blood cells just as fast. This whole thing is vastly impossible because metabolism would speed up so much that they woudln't be able to take in enough calories to survive the new tissue growth.
@suyashjoshi83 жыл бұрын
Ryan watches and summarizes these movies with 100% accuracy so we don't have to sit through them He is both the Hero we need and deserve A silent watcher, a Dark Knight.
@Cipher_Paul3 жыл бұрын
Nah, we don't deserve him. Especially not Screen Rant 😂
@Shuizid3 жыл бұрын
A guy making at least one video per week talking about movies isn't exaclty what I'd call "silent" ^^
@downcat46653 жыл бұрын
I'd say 75% accuracy, there are some videos where he says something wrong
@KenTWOu3 жыл бұрын
Are you serious? It's way funnier to watch after you sat through a whole movie.
@iceman00behave3 жыл бұрын
Being Batman is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@elimoody96263 жыл бұрын
Oh no we’re reaching twilight levels of self-reflection from the Producer Guy
@flawedlogic43153 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this comment
@chunkyizanagisburden3 жыл бұрын
Every now and then he realises I think he is going to quit in the final episode
@TheRBK212833 жыл бұрын
i was just gonna sat that :D
@silomenezes29353 жыл бұрын
I think this one hit him even harder tham twilight
@agoldenage99183 жыл бұрын
@@chunkyizanagisburden The final episode will reveal they are just a single person in a mental hospital.
@TKA0013 жыл бұрын
I think even Writer Guy was kinda losing it a little at 3:47, you can hear it in his voice.
@mohamedhanif45503 жыл бұрын
The 6 yr old girl gives birth !! " Hmmm. And then the baby dies" At first this seems funny but then the look on Ryan's face.... PRICELESS
@michaelspringer56393 жыл бұрын
Definitely!!!!!
@brucesimmons55173 жыл бұрын
"The six-year-old boy gets the six-year-old girl pregnant and she has a baby 20 minutes later and the baby dies..." Oh, Shyamalan, what have you done again?
@Memelord20203 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I read that with my own two eyeballs
@MelvinC33 жыл бұрын
My question for M.Night is um WHY?!
@Kentrc113 жыл бұрын
The whole scenario sounds so chilling that I feel compelled to watch it in a theatre
@brucesimmons55173 жыл бұрын
@@Kentrc11 Yes, I understand. That's how I felt. I wish it was made by a different director. Or good Shyamalan instead of bad Shyamalan...
@Kentrc113 жыл бұрын
@@brucesimmons5517 The movie maker to me is inconsequential. The scenario is just ballsy to me, something that I have never seen on film or thought I would see on film.
@Keizerin3 жыл бұрын
“I could have been a doctor” was my first favourite 😂
@androssteague3 жыл бұрын
His reaction to the 6-year-old pregnancy reminds me of his reaction to the Jacob and baby romance in Twilight. 🤣😂😆
@Nguyen763_Zack3 жыл бұрын
...what are we doing here, man...
@prettykittycakes3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@doughnutdave64323 жыл бұрын
What
@SidPil3 жыл бұрын
"So you have pitch meeting for me?" "Yes sir I do, it's Old pitch meeting" "Then go make a new one"
@anniehowe15113 жыл бұрын
That would’ve been perfect
@asphaltpilgrim3 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow... wow! :)
@munkustrap23 жыл бұрын
Making puns is tight!
@poslednisoud3 жыл бұрын
This whole movie is a masterclass on how to not write a dialogue. Everybody is just expositing what's happening in the most artificial manner possible.
@booshmcfadden76382 жыл бұрын
I passed on this one. It seems like a movie that constantly screams at the audience "Don't think, just go with it."
@reignman302 ай бұрын
Yeah it's kinda like the bible in that way. If you don't think too hard or ask too many questions, it's almost possible to believe in a magic sky wizard.
@AbsentMinded6192 ай бұрын
@reignman30 I think you’ve got some issues.
@hiphopotamus693 жыл бұрын
“So that’s about it what do ya think?” “Well…” Sums this up perfectly
@Specific_Hazard3 жыл бұрын
I really felt that deep, awkward silence "I could've been a doctor...."
@tristan89403 жыл бұрын
I saw the blonde girl’s pregnancy in a trailer, got very uncomfortable, and then hoped that the inevitable pitch meeting would turn into a Breaking Dawn pitch meeting sequel. It did not disappoint.
@VicenteTorresAliasVits3 жыл бұрын
I read the graphic novel and the movie is tame in comparison... which makes that part of this video even funnier,
@Teague922 жыл бұрын
I had to stop the video at that point. It broke me. Breaking Dawn was my fav pitch meeting before but I think this one just surpassed it
@DrDolan20002 жыл бұрын
+@@VicenteTorresAliasVits So, the graphic novel is definitely more... graphic? Well, I guess that's why they're called that
@jinhunterslay16382 жыл бұрын
The original graphic novel is French btw…..explains a lot, doesn’t it?
@Rubiecat2 жыл бұрын
@@jinhunterslay1638 does it though ?
@imjustabloke2 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan just breaks character and you can hear the backgrounds
@lonjohnson51613 жыл бұрын
I want to hear: "I need you to get all the way off of my back." "No. Not this time. No way."
@theunknownreturns3 жыл бұрын
YES!
@Momon1433 жыл бұрын
If there's another movie like Show Dogs that is changed post-release due to some controversy, that could work.
@kenneth4653 жыл бұрын
Maybe they can have a one and one physical fight after the heated argument! 😂
@hammysmyths3 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel so sad for the writer at 4:15? He just looks like it was the best he could come up with... 🥺🥺🥺
@davidnugent94173 жыл бұрын
“It’s about a beach that makes people old” That’s the name of the movie!
@Shuizid3 жыл бұрын
"One of those words yes, not the whole sentence."
@CoriLane30602 жыл бұрын
I can never get enough of this guy 😂 “Being dead is sometimes fatal”
@Dillanm943 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely one of the best Pitch Meetings to date, fantastic work Ryan.
@bladestormX3 жыл бұрын
I really can't get over "Mid-size Sedan"
@wolverine32193 жыл бұрын
He also has a rap partner: sport-utility vehicle.
@ZenMonkeyGod Жыл бұрын
Featuring Mid-Sized Bow Wow, Mid-Sized Boosie and Mid-Sized Jon!
"The rust is poisoning your blood stream" is the most anime sounding way to kill someone
@robertdonovan39864 ай бұрын
Oh my God, the moment of introspection was perhaps the best thing I’ve ever seen on KZbin, certainly the best thing this year. Introspection is Tight!!
@shadowedfate1513 жыл бұрын
The bit about the kids and the baby perfectly emulated how I felt about that scene
@escotanner3 жыл бұрын
I've been watching people talk about Old and I love how Ryan has the same issues with the plot the others have with it....especially the baby thing.
@bingobongo16153 жыл бұрын
People didnt want to believe Shyamalan is back to happening level insanity after his brief popular comeback… But he is. This is one of the stupidest movies ever made
@arbitrary_thoughts3 жыл бұрын
@@bingobongo1615 when did his comeback happen?
@LuisSierra423 жыл бұрын
@@arbitrary_thoughts With Split basically, although some people say with The Visit and also Glass was decent
@saxyrep13 жыл бұрын
@syed Abdullah Ghouri Simply put, no... Obviously...
@cactusrosi14093 жыл бұрын
@syed Abdullah Ghouri If we're comparing M Night's track record, it's a decent.
@Noah777633 жыл бұрын
Let's get a pitch meeting for Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron! That way you can write a whole song about getting off of your back!
@Paul206613 жыл бұрын
*YES* Surprisingly good animation 🐴
@bentimmer2953 жыл бұрын
Bruh this would be perfect 🤣
@kristylewandowski84853 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes a thousand times! I love that movie so much!
@Noah777633 жыл бұрын
Plus watching it with the subtitles on makes it 10X better. That is the only time I've seen the words "neigh's seductively"
@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil4843 жыл бұрын
Plus Bryan Adams did the music for it and he was recently in the news for sex crimes so that could be the cutaway gag.
@monsterguyx2 жыл бұрын
The producer got dangerously close to genuine soul-searching introspection for a second there...
@teruphoto3 жыл бұрын
OMG pay Ryan whatever he wants to keep him in this channel. These pitch meetings are pretty much the only things I watch on Screenrant. I suspect your subscription numbers will take a dive if this ever goes away.
@LuisSierra423 жыл бұрын
wow wow wow....wow
@Ultrasapien3 жыл бұрын
I'd be shocked if Screenrant didn't know that already
@whozit_whatzit3 жыл бұрын
"There are going to be two adorable 6 year olds, and they are going to make the whole audience incredibly uncomfortable." "Won't that be difficult?" "It'll actually be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
@VinceLyle21613 жыл бұрын
You know, the unrecognized awesome of "Super easy, barely an inconvenience," is Producer Guy's credulous "Oh, Really!" that always follows.
@j.vonhogen96503 жыл бұрын
1:20 - "Being dead is sometimes fatal!" - Sounds like a Ryan George Pitch Meeting of the Bible: "And then Jesus wants to go outside again with his twelve buddies, but his worried mom Mary warns him that it's dangerous outside and that being dead is sometimes fatal. But then he's like: well, let's see about that."
@holahola-ym1xv8 ай бұрын
"Will spreading the word of god, getting crucified, and then rising from the dead be hard?"
@j.vonhogen96508 ай бұрын
@@holahola-ym1xv- LOL I see what you did there! :-) Let's see how long it takes before someone posts the answer in this thread. ;-)
@AliGrim13 жыл бұрын
Got a suggestion for a future pitch meeting: recently I watched Fifth Element for the first time and it was so wacky. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall for the actual pitch meeting but a parody from yourself would be the next best thing!
@madwibble3 жыл бұрын
I think there is an honest trailer for it if you fancy.
@Matty0023 жыл бұрын
whats sad is learning it was wtitten and planned as a trilogy but ended up being condensed into 1, which explains lots of things
@laynhate61123 жыл бұрын
Great movie!!!
@ceilinh60043 жыл бұрын
Love that movie though.
@criticalbil13 жыл бұрын
Ooh, good choice! I think studio guy would have a few questions about that one... such as: "Are we sure about having Bruce Willis finally kiss the girl he likes... while she's unconscious?"
@Xizyx3 жыл бұрын
"Did the baby thing have an impact on the plot?" "No, not really. Not even." Disposable babies are TIGHT.
@gwenryanmillett3 жыл бұрын
Hold up
@soofrosty17573 жыл бұрын
wow wow wow wow wow
@zachgamemaster33293 жыл бұрын
Nope. Just nope.
@eddyour13 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@user-hardbrain3 жыл бұрын
This sounded funny and wrong at the same time. 😂😂😂
@mr.b.99693 жыл бұрын
Ryan's face when talking about the 6 year old girl getting pregnant by the 6 year old boy and the baby dying is priceless
@Booksaplenty1 Жыл бұрын
I love how these two different guys can have some pretty serious disagreements and pretty quickly move on from them to work together on an idea. Gives me hope.