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@ScreenRant
@ScreenRant 3 жыл бұрын
Producer guy really went all out on this one! Let us know what your favorite line from this Pitch Meeting was
@chanurar1494
@chanurar1494 3 жыл бұрын
That "I could have been a doctor " line was the best. Extremely emotional.
@KainoaB4
@KainoaB4 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite line was “S***”
@Stg9900
@Stg9900 3 жыл бұрын
This 7:25 "don't worry about that"
@levilamontagne9837
@levilamontagne9837 3 жыл бұрын
Super easy barely an inconvenience, as always
@IndomitableAde
@IndomitableAde 3 жыл бұрын
The sadness and regret on Producer Guy's face as he rethinks his life choices was laugh-inducing all on its own.
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 3 жыл бұрын
Screenwriter Guy finally broke Studio Guy!
@yopedraza
@yopedraza 3 жыл бұрын
Watch the Twilight pitch meetings lol producer guy was like "what are we doing, man?" Lmao
@booshmcfadden7638
@booshmcfadden7638 3 жыл бұрын
The last Twilight movie pitch meeting. It's pretty severe.
@PlaneShaper2
@PlaneShaper2 3 жыл бұрын
Twilight did similar for...similar reasons.
@bellabean7
@bellabean7 3 жыл бұрын
This was a very convincing existential crisis - to the point where I want to ask Ryan if he's okay hahaha. Also, I should have guessed that the Shyamalan was behind this.
@jairopalencia8026
@jairopalencia8026 3 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow.... wow
@TheHockeyGuy
@TheHockeyGuy 3 жыл бұрын
"I could have been a doctor" Great quote.
@heedmywarning2792
@heedmywarning2792 3 жыл бұрын
Doctor Manhattan Doctor Doom Doctor Detroit
@pitywoman4017
@pitywoman4017 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@anemone3694
@anemone3694 3 жыл бұрын
Producer Guy becomes a doctor at the end of the Unbreakable Pitch Meeting!
@heybartender24
@heybartender24 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing The Hockey Guy comment on a Pitch Meeting is TIGHT
@benabramowitz18
@benabramowitz18 3 жыл бұрын
How does "Old" impact the Tampa Bay Lightning's chances of a 3-peat?
@hoboonahelo5346
@hoboonahelo5346 3 жыл бұрын
“Being dead is sometimes fatal” something Marvel takes to heart.
@exodustimes4266
@exodustimes4266 3 жыл бұрын
And Star Wars
@LegionIscariot
@LegionIscariot 3 жыл бұрын
Thats kinda a comic books thing in general.
@phillewis2630
@phillewis2630 3 жыл бұрын
@@LegionIscariot Or video games, unless dying deletes your save file.
@MJAYZ007
@MJAYZ007 3 жыл бұрын
Super natural would like to join the chat
@Retrovorious
@Retrovorious 3 жыл бұрын
People die when they’re killed - said by a anime protagonist who hates himself
@alexandergannon7058
@alexandergannon7058 2 жыл бұрын
The "can't wait to hear you when you're older" and "enjoy the moment while you can" speech in the first 2 minutes of the movie had me rolling my eyes so hard
@nvr2late666
@nvr2late666 Жыл бұрын
Made me uncomfortable tbh. Especially with the prolonged shot of a grown man wrestling with two half-naked kids.
@whitedragoness23
@whitedragoness23 Жыл бұрын
You rolled your eyes so hard? You ok?
@monicarenee7949
@monicarenee7949 Жыл бұрын
I know right?! The dialogue explicitly spelling out the “lessons” of the movie was a big part of what made this unbearable to watch
@simona_sigmund1001
@simona_sigmund1001 Жыл бұрын
I knew in that moment I was watching a comedy rather than a horror
@jordanzinser8248
@jordanzinser8248 Жыл бұрын
It's just so damn weird. It's like it was written by an alien who likes our movies but they're not good at taking notes or understanding syntax.
@np8252
@np8252 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh yeah getting real close to that human sounding dialogue" This quote can be used for SO MANY MOVIES.
@TheHigherFury
@TheHigherFury 3 жыл бұрын
In every single M. Night movie
@ShadeSlayer1911
@ShadeSlayer1911 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHigherFury It's like he doesn't actually know how humans really talk to each other.
@schattentaenzerin
@schattentaenzerin 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHigherFury "Whaaat? Noooooo!"
@IndigoIndustrial
@IndigoIndustrial 3 жыл бұрын
A movie with almost human sounding dialog, to be sure, but a welcome one!
@raybrown9543
@raybrown9543 3 жыл бұрын
@@schattentaenzerin “we can’t just stand here as uninformed observers” damn that movie was hilariously bad
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын
You know a movie has serious plot holes when Ryan has to rethink his career choice that he could've been a doctor, instead of dismantling this mess.
@Ikamara21
@Ikamara21 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is going to get a lot of likes.
@adrianszostek830
@adrianszostek830 3 жыл бұрын
It is not about plotholes, but how morally doubtful that was
@PikaLink91
@PikaLink91 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ikamara21 Okay?
@Raximus3000
@Raximus3000 3 жыл бұрын
I think that was mostly because of the creepy part, you know which one.
@benyaminsaki2686
@benyaminsaki2686 3 жыл бұрын
Omg 😶😶😶 u watch smite tooooo u are everywhere
@planetofthegapes
@planetofthegapes 3 жыл бұрын
"They eat enough to... TRIPLE THEIR MASS... in a few hours?" -- you gotta love when the Producer really starts taking it apart.
@jinxatocious
@jinxatocious 3 жыл бұрын
On an island... LOL. No supermarkets or farms.
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 3 жыл бұрын
The resort does send a large amount of food to the beach with them, bur not THAT much. Not years’ worth
@scorp77snake
@scorp77snake 3 жыл бұрын
@@alisaurus4224 i guess the food not going off rather quickly shows its not the beach causing the aging
@JarOfGibbons
@JarOfGibbons 3 жыл бұрын
Also this might be gross, but if we have to accept that they're digesting the food that quickly then we must assume they're also producing waste that quickly. I think producer guy should have started picking THAT apart too lol.
@dingfeldersmurfalot4560
@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 3 жыл бұрын
@@JarOfGibbons Good point. I was thinking of sweating and expectorating and such, creating a disgusting tidal wave of sludge.. But pooping, too.
@theeternalsearchforintelli8939
@theeternalsearchforintelli8939 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Old was based on a graphic novel called "Sandcastle" and M. Night chose to call it "Old" kinda tells you a lot about how M. Night writes dialog.
@Macrochenia
@Macrochenia 2 жыл бұрын
In crayon?
@michaeljohnson6905
@michaeljohnson6905 2 жыл бұрын
And how he had to force in a twist, while the novel was an exploration on the gripping horror of time
@somewhat1007
@somewhat1007 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljohnson6905 is the novel good?
@michaeljohnson6905
@michaeljohnson6905 2 жыл бұрын
@@somewhat1007 I'd say so. I liked it
@Sasaroly
@Sasaroly 2 жыл бұрын
@@Macrochenia he can't use crayons anymore because he ate all the ones he had. Now he uses chalk or charcoal
@Vagus32000
@Vagus32000 3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah but I can’t be expected to apply the rule I wrote to the rest of the movie that I also wrote.” So true for so many movies.
@SummerSwan50
@SummerSwan50 3 жыл бұрын
And the entire "Vampire Diaries" TV series.
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda like how Ant-Man would have been a perfect film if it hadn't specifically said that shrinked objects retain their mass and then immediately broke that rule by having Scott run on top of a pistol and Hank carrying a literal TANK on his pocket. Either obey the rule or just don't introduce it!
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker 2 жыл бұрын
Seems to be the logic for all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies
@RictusHolloweye
@RictusHolloweye 2 жыл бұрын
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln - or the second Terminator movie where liquid metal can time travel without having to be encased in living tissue.
@rubber_band_man_2013
@rubber_band_man_2013 2 жыл бұрын
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln Thats the first thing i thought of when he said that
@michaelanderson6394
@michaelanderson6394 3 жыл бұрын
The “I could have been a doctor” line just outright broke me. You are just a comedic genius, Ryan. Please, keep up the amazing work. I never get tired of these.
@Silicoln
@Silicoln 3 жыл бұрын
I was honestly not ready for that line!
@backalleycqc4790
@backalleycqc4790 3 жыл бұрын
It was very well acted, I watched that scene over and over again, it's really well done!
@michaelspringer5639
@michaelspringer5639 3 жыл бұрын
@@Silicoln same
@rikcoflores5588
@rikcoflores5588 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I died alittle
@zaretaTarot
@zaretaTarot 3 жыл бұрын
M Night could actually have been a doctor too
@hunterkiller1440
@hunterkiller1440 3 жыл бұрын
Clutching on safety IP blankets is tight.
@xenxander
@xenxander 3 жыл бұрын
it would have to be.
@JoeSnodgrassworks
@JoeSnodgrassworks 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
@martandaditya6940
@martandaditya6940 3 жыл бұрын
Clutching tight on safety IP blankets is
@sbsnate2312
@sbsnate2312 3 жыл бұрын
I would've upvoted but i won't ruin this perfect score you have rn
@JachAnen
@JachAnen 3 жыл бұрын
@Robert Monroe How so?? They have almost nothing in common
@NolanTheTugboat
@NolanTheTugboat Жыл бұрын
3:26 This is Producer Guy’s most realistic reaction to any project that he and Screenwriter Guy have ever worked on together.
@aztn19
@aztn19 2 ай бұрын
This and the Twilight ending film
@lordblanck7923
@lordblanck7923 Ай бұрын
​@@aztn19 Twilight was worse. Dude liked the mother and then the daughter 😂 wild
@brotheraugustine
@brotheraugustine 3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, sure, I don’t care” is my favorite thing Ryan says in these. It just so accurately captures Hollywood’s attitude towards their “art.”
@VinceLyle2161
@VinceLyle2161 3 жыл бұрын
I'm becoming a big fan of, "Sure, that might as well happen!"
@amazingperson9604
@amazingperson9604 3 жыл бұрын
I really like the “It was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience”
@riougenkaku6069
@riougenkaku6069 3 жыл бұрын
I like the way he said "I don't know"
@michaeljeacock
@michaeljeacock 3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, sure, I don’t care” is actually a spot on m night shamalamadingdong impression.
@lorrie9462
@lorrie9462 3 жыл бұрын
“Because”
@rarmas17
@rarmas17 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine producer guy as a doctor "So, you have a patient for me?"
@sadhnasharma1948
@sadhnasharma1948 3 жыл бұрын
I would really really like that
@HyperLuminal
@HyperLuminal 3 жыл бұрын
Yes sir I do!
@vijaythamizh7096
@vijaythamizh7096 3 жыл бұрын
@@HyperLuminal immediately getting patient after changing profession is TIGHT!!!
@IbkAdelekan
@IbkAdelekan 3 жыл бұрын
@@HyperLuminal Screenwriter guy - So I have this patient see. And he came into the hospital with blood spewing everywhere. And we've been trying to close the wound, but we can't cause the cut mysteriously doesn't heal...
@fabiandurr6865
@fabiandurr6865 3 жыл бұрын
I would travel to Canada just to get an appointment with him.
@criticalbil1
@criticalbil1 3 жыл бұрын
I've come to rely on Ryan to tell me about the films I don't intend to watch while also entertaining me far more than the films themselves would.
@ghostinthecraig
@ghostinthecraig 3 жыл бұрын
agreed 🍷
@Emmanuel_Rocha
@Emmanuel_Rocha 3 жыл бұрын
I think that reading the name M. Night Shyamalan should be enough to know I'm not watching this.
@SimunSansa
@SimunSansa 3 жыл бұрын
Very succinct. Well said
@soldatdaniels8738
@soldatdaniels8738 3 жыл бұрын
Aye
@tommymarco
@tommymarco 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna write something similar ... I really come here first to see what the film was about that i'm not gonna watch, and watch afterwards on the ones I did see.
@DavidtanBBO19
@DavidtanBBO19 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, so Mid-sized Sedan was on the beach significantly earlier than the main characters and didn’t age or die?
@Mr_Bones.
@Mr_Bones. 3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure they say in the movie black doesn’t crack. And no, that’s not a joke 🤦🏽‍♂️
@Teague92
@Teague92 2 жыл бұрын
That's what we're going with sir! Oh you're not even following your own rules
@franohmsford7548
@franohmsford7548 2 жыл бұрын
Well he did die
@thezoid.withfreaky6204
@thezoid.withfreaky6204 2 жыл бұрын
He also got cut and healed pretty quickly but got stabbed and didn’t heal at all. The insane plot just did whatever tf it wanted with that dude 💔
@asheeshsinha2631
@asheeshsinha2631 2 жыл бұрын
Well, I need you to get all the way off my back about Mid-sized sedan not growing old.
@Daxdax006
@Daxdax006 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan is a great actor. The timing. When he looks at the script and says nothing. Twice. Gold. Acting gold.
@yamanibryant-mccray2243
@yamanibryant-mccray2243 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious lol
@ashmitbajpai390
@ashmitbajpai390 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we have reached the pinnacle of acting. He looked at the script and said nothing. Not once, no no no, TWICE.
@paulweston8408
@paulweston8408 3 жыл бұрын
Far better than anyone in the movie!
@katevgrady
@katevgrady 2 жыл бұрын
And he's acting with himself, so the interpersonal timing is all editing, which is another skill entirely, so whoever does that deserves props too!
@dtznyc1
@dtznyc1 2 жыл бұрын
Acting Gold. Lol Yes. Yes!
@tvftw1
@tvftw1 3 жыл бұрын
"I could've been a doctor" "What?" At this point I was so ready for Producer to just move on like he hadn't said anything but actually lingering on the thought hit so much harder
@booshmcfadden7638
@booshmcfadden7638 3 жыл бұрын
Writer Guy's face is great, too. Just completely ok with everything he said.
@afoolishmortal5265
@afoolishmortal5265 3 жыл бұрын
I think that the pregnant 6 year old thing is the most depressed we have ever seen executive guy across this whole series
@AlbertoFolres
@AlbertoFolres 3 жыл бұрын
I remember one time that he was like "man, what are we even doing". But yeah, this is the most depressed and regretful he has ever been
@earlsmith7428
@earlsmith7428 3 жыл бұрын
It's hard when Hollywood's nadir finally hits. It's a painful ephiphany. Hope producer guy recovers.
@TAG152gaming
@TAG152gaming 3 жыл бұрын
@@AlbertoFolres Yea the last Twilight pitch meeting
@thesilliestgoose5990
@thesilliestgoose5990 3 жыл бұрын
The only other time I’ve ever seen him that *done* was during the Twilight Pitch Meeting.
@earlsmith7428
@earlsmith7428 3 жыл бұрын
@@thesilliestgoose5990 Which Twilight film was it? The first, second, or third?
@Entity-of-Justice
@Entity-of-Justice 3 жыл бұрын
"So, what do you think?" "Whelp..." *Pained expression and silence*
@c.m.9613
@c.m.9613 3 жыл бұрын
“Sure, I don’t care,” is my new favorite recurring line.
@fire15aidenspencer72
@fire15aidenspencer72 3 жыл бұрын
"Wow! wOw! woW! WOW!" "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" "Woops!" "Woopsie!" "So you've got a movie for me?" "Yes sir, I do." "What!?" "OH MY GOD!" "______ is/are tight!" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience!" "I'm gonna need you to Get alllllllllllllll the way off my back about that" "OK lemme get offa that thang!" *and* "Well Ok then!" *Weren't good enough for ya huh?*
@indubio1
@indubio1 3 жыл бұрын
@@fire15aidenspencer72 "Sure, that might as well happen"
@coco2.2
@coco2.2 3 жыл бұрын
@@indubio1 😂🙏🏻
@coco2.2
@coco2.2 3 жыл бұрын
samesies
@babufits1584
@babufits1584 3 жыл бұрын
I'm still partial to: "I don't knooow!" "Fair enough!"
@adriank4721
@adriank4721 3 жыл бұрын
I have to say, Mid-sized Sedan is an awesome name for a rapper. You can really tell he's from the streets.
@juanpaoloignacio5251
@juanpaoloignacio5251 3 жыл бұрын
good one
@RobMedellin
@RobMedellin 3 жыл бұрын
I love this things that are a joke and at the same time are true
@clairkaranja2918
@clairkaranja2918 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂good one
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 3 жыл бұрын
Initially, he went with Moped, but it didn't have the same cred.
@phdonme1
@phdonme1 3 жыл бұрын
You can really tell M Night Shyamalan was not trying to be offensive. But don't worry, they murder all the minorities first, to make up for that.
@throatwobblermangrove8510
@throatwobblermangrove8510 3 жыл бұрын
I'd never heard of this movie before, but when you revealed that it was a Shyamalan film, the absurdity of the plot finally made sense.
@Devilke
@Devilke 3 жыл бұрын
No no no it’s not Shyamalans’ fault it’s the books fault. You know it’s based on a book. 😂
@throatwobblermangrove8510
@throatwobblermangrove8510 3 жыл бұрын
@@Devilke No, any problems with the book are the author's fault. The movie's faults belong to the director, because he determines how the story goes. That's like saying Dune was a shitty movie because Frank Herbert wrote a shitty book, which is completely untrue. Any flaws with the book's story could have been fixed by the director, just as the director can add flaws that aren't in the book (good example: Millennium by John Varley). If the book's flaws are so great they cause the movie to be bad, there shouldn't have been a movie to begin with. In any case, Shyamalan has a well-earned reputation now for making movies with terrible plot twists and plot holes you could drive a Mack truck through.
@throatwobblermangrove8510
@throatwobblermangrove8510 3 жыл бұрын
@@MiguelLoya23 Got plenty of it in stock. But if you want anyone to see sarcasm in your text you have to give contextual clues. You might want to look into that, um, kind of like... /s
@enrapturedgoose5317
@enrapturedgoose5317 3 жыл бұрын
@@throatwobblermangrove8510 you're the man!
@otony5219
@otony5219 3 жыл бұрын
@@throatwobblermangrove8510 please dont tell me you got the /s from where you think you got it from
@chrisjones5949
@chrisjones5949 3 жыл бұрын
I really sympathize with Producer's reaction to "6 year old girl gets pregnant, has a baby in 20 minutes, and it dies." That was one of the most fucked-up and depressing things I've ever seen.
@lucasmarinho6816
@lucasmarinho6816 7 ай бұрын
It's sounds way more depressing than any movie produced in east Europe
@TrojanLlama
@TrojanLlama 2 ай бұрын
You clearly have never lived in the Midwest
@mratkovich
@mratkovich 3 жыл бұрын
When Writer Guy says “Yeah whatever I don’t care” to his own plots it kills me 😂
@Elzzaw
@Elzzaw 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the cinema trailers that are in Southpark, god I love them. "Rated Arg for pirates, F&$^ you!"
@dylanlewis4949
@dylanlewis4949 3 жыл бұрын
@@Elzzaw "the president of the united states is a duck?? A duck is president and the whole country is going to the dogs. Or whatever, the president is a dog, who cares. Coming June something"
@OriginalJetForMe
@OriginalJetForMe 3 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite line.
@michaeljeacock
@michaeljeacock 3 жыл бұрын
this was the line where i thought, he really is channeling m night shamalamadingdong.
@kellnola
@kellnola 3 жыл бұрын
watch the Super Mario PM!
@curtbalch2321
@curtbalch2321 3 жыл бұрын
"I can't be expected to apply the rule I wrote to the rest of the movie that I wrote." I wish this weren't the basic operating principle of most Hollywood writers.
@sleepysera
@sleepysera 3 жыл бұрын
Well he summed it up later "Yeah sure, I don't care".
@mr.stuffdoer8483
@mr.stuffdoer8483 3 жыл бұрын
Or perhaps it’s hard to make a coherent story without making rules that are very easy for a writer to forget later in the script or after like 97 edits.
@_Stormfather
@_Stormfather 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 it being hard doesn't excuse it
@verdanthyborian2322
@verdanthyborian2322 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 you... You do realize they get paid millions of dollars for this......
@TokyoBlue587
@TokyoBlue587 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 That’s exactly what editing is for
@MarsMellow84
@MarsMellow84 3 жыл бұрын
"Getting real close to that human sounding dialog " That killed me! 😆🤣
@gosforthlad
@gosforthlad 3 жыл бұрын
Me too - and script writer guy responds " almost " . Brilliant !
@bharathp9248
@bharathp9248 3 жыл бұрын
What does that mean..i didn't get that joke....care to explain
@regwilliam5691
@regwilliam5691 3 жыл бұрын
​@@bharathp9248 m night shyamalan is well know for making bad dialogue in his films that never sounds like what a actual person would say in a given situation
@bharathp9248
@bharathp9248 3 жыл бұрын
@@regwilliam5691 thank you....
@dunerider88
@dunerider88 3 жыл бұрын
And it's so true! I watched this last night.... such a cool premise but very poorly pulled off. The actors felt light junior high theater club kids.
@seaninflorida9741
@seaninflorida9741 3 жыл бұрын
"I can't be expected to apply the rules that I wrote to the rest of the movie I also wrote." M. Night Shyamalan in a nutshell.
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn Жыл бұрын
Yep. I think in a way he's like a clever but impatient kid doing homework: at some point, the end is in sight, and that kid just sprints forward, making every possible mistake on the way. That's kind of M.K.Shyamalan when the Amazing Mindshattering Twist is in sight.
@cradiculous
@cradiculous 3 жыл бұрын
It's a good thing Mid-Size Sedan didn't survive, because he would have left the beach an Oldsmobile.
@RobertMcClure
@RobertMcClure 3 жыл бұрын
Why does this comment not have more thumbs up!? LOL
@Neon002121
@Neon002121 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Nice. Definitely had the humour materia mastered.
@cradiculous
@cradiculous 3 жыл бұрын
@@RobertMcClure Probably because I got to the video pretty late and the comment was mostly buried.
@cradiculous
@cradiculous 3 жыл бұрын
@@Neon002121 It's just another one of my carefully honed skills.
@PlutoniumBoss
@PlutoniumBoss 3 жыл бұрын
Begin slow clap to initiate standing ovation.
@bambinocinefilo9702
@bambinocinefilo9702 3 жыл бұрын
Pitch Meetings are never getting OLD.
@adem316
@adem316 3 жыл бұрын
That was…good.
@trinaq
@trinaq 3 жыл бұрын
Rim shot moment! 🥁
@thatscarycat1679
@thatscarycat1679 3 жыл бұрын
Nice xD
@brucke8044
@brucke8044 3 жыл бұрын
good one
@jordanbiffle27
@jordanbiffle27 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, that’s the name of the movie!
@aguywithalotofopinions412
@aguywithalotofopinions412 3 жыл бұрын
Producer guy’s existencial crisis are always a treat
@Ozymandias1
@Ozymandias1 3 жыл бұрын
They are TIGHT!
@noviammapping8226
@noviammapping8226 3 жыл бұрын
But you know... money!
@adoge1175
@adoge1175 3 жыл бұрын
oh very crisis like crisis!
@thehallofelegantarmor2490
@thehallofelegantarmor2490 2 ай бұрын
Producer guy is completely defeated. 4:06 😂😂
@deanusw
@deanusw 22 күн бұрын
The 6 year old girl and 6 year old boy...
@ceilinh6004
@ceilinh6004 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh! A very expository child!" So true, and such a funny way to put it.
@lydiafromsemaphora
@lydiafromsemaphora 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, that almost sounds like something a human would say
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax 3 жыл бұрын
“And every half hour there a year passes! Which is appropriate because that’s how long watching every half hour of this movie will feel”
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 3 жыл бұрын
🏆🏆🏆🏆 Take all the prizes. You deserve them.
@seppdereinzigwahre3482
@seppdereinzigwahre3482 3 жыл бұрын
The girl was 6, so did they spend 22h on the island? Because she was 50 when they swam away.
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 3 жыл бұрын
@@seppdereinzigwahre3482 Maybe. It was certainly the next day when they left.
@seppdereinzigwahre3482
@seppdereinzigwahre3482 3 жыл бұрын
@@timopper5488 Ok, thanks. Didn’t watch the movie.
@MegaGandalf12
@MegaGandalf12 3 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow wow!
@MT-zj2dq
@MT-zj2dq 3 жыл бұрын
"This vacationing cop has jurisdiction on this mystery island?" "Sure, I don't care"
@yamanibryant-mccray2243
@yamanibryant-mccray2243 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@rome8180
@rome8180 Жыл бұрын
You can tell by Producer Guy's reaction that Ryan really hated this one.
@beaneater2152
@beaneater2152 Жыл бұрын
I agree. I think this is the single most savage Pitch Meeting of them all. Just pure sarcastic contempt for every aspect of the film.
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn 8 ай бұрын
And understandably so. N.Shyamalan is _sometimes_ good at creating stories which pay off for the 1.4 zillion plot holes, but this one sounds just icky and silly. (Was he maybe aiming for creating the next Sin City?)
@PippiOnePointOh
@PippiOnePointOh 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh, man, yeah, getting real close to that human-sounding dialogue!”
@bioticjedi3864
@bioticjedi3864 3 жыл бұрын
I was convinced that Shamalan has never spoked to another human so that's why his dialogue is always awful, but then it seems the extra isolation of the pandemic has rotted his brain even more
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
@@bioticjedi3864 based on his old fashioned Indian upbringing (My ex was Indian and they're very strict and her parents knew I was black but I have wavey curly natural hair so I can pass as eastern Indian) they're very robotic and stoic I mean Hindi is evolved now but this was the late 90s and his parents were immigrants so he might just think that's how Americans speak due to his sheltered upbringing He writes all the authoritative people like strict Indian parents
@bioticjedi3864
@bioticjedi3864 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chuck_EL ooo that's really interesting, you'd think after interacting with people in his adult life he'd pick up that we don't sound like robots lmao
@Trias805
@Trias805 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda like "don't take my daughter's hand unless you mean it" in "The Happening".
@SuperFlawless2010
@SuperFlawless2010 3 жыл бұрын
"What? Noooo!"
@TheArchangel911
@TheArchangel911 3 жыл бұрын
Can we get a Highlander pitch meeting please?
@Chipiliro613
@Chipiliro613 3 жыл бұрын
Even better/worse...Highlander 2.
@christholen7451
@christholen7451 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely please the whole series and all the movies.
@Ethan-lq4nt
@Ethan-lq4nt 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@leroylowe5921
@leroylowe5921 3 жыл бұрын
But there can be only one.
@scottposey755
@scottposey755 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@ajmalsafi13
@ajmalsafi13 3 жыл бұрын
"Being dead is sometime fatal" - producer guy.
@carbanski
@carbanski 3 жыл бұрын
marvel has taught us that
@carbanski
@carbanski 3 жыл бұрын
only sometimes
@FizzySplash217
@FizzySplash217 3 жыл бұрын
I had to think for a second but that's technically true. People who's heart has stopped have been brought back to life so dying doesn't kill you 100% of the time
@CosyBee
@CosyBee 3 жыл бұрын
It's usually fatal, unless you're a character in a comic book that people somewhat remember
@RorikH
@RorikH 3 жыл бұрын
How would he know?, he didn't become a doctor.
@centerfield6339
@centerfield6339 2 жыл бұрын
The dead eyes at 3:56? Probably some of the best acting I've seen all year. Haunting.
@xavierramirez1911
@xavierramirez1911 3 жыл бұрын
“so who did you have in mind to direct this movie?” “i was thinking the guy who directed avatar?” “yeah sure, we can totally make that happen, he’s directed a lot of great movies” *m. night shymalan to direct ‘old’*
@alrightytighty1572
@alrightytighty1572 3 жыл бұрын
Thought you were talking about James Cameron lmao
@xavierramirez1911
@xavierramirez1911 3 жыл бұрын
@@alrightytighty1572 yeah the joke is that screenwriter ryan wanted james cameron to direct but the other ryan thought he meant m. night🤣
@alrightytighty1572
@alrightytighty1572 3 жыл бұрын
@@xavierramirez1911 ah
@growingoaks
@growingoaks 3 жыл бұрын
more like. M night Sham-a-lot
@naomihodgson8177
@naomihodgson8177 3 жыл бұрын
“Being dead is sometimes fatal!” The only time it isn’t is when you die laughing from these movie pitches.
@randyjax09
@randyjax09 3 жыл бұрын
Or when you’re dead inside. Like me. 😐
@Luap3486
@Luap3486 3 жыл бұрын
Or you're a superhero
@minarik01
@minarik01 3 жыл бұрын
not in marvel movie
@firepuppies4086
@firepuppies4086 3 жыл бұрын
Shirou Emiya sighs in annoyance
@Ghost7065
@Ghost7065 3 жыл бұрын
Or Avengers.
@lenaplays0124
@lenaplays0124 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh no, being dead is sometimes fatal" This line cracked me up so much XD
@froggybug
@froggybug 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Jose04537
@Jose04537 3 жыл бұрын
Marvel: And I take that personally.
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 3 жыл бұрын
Only sometimes though
@hafirenggayuda
@hafirenggayuda 3 жыл бұрын
Got same energy as "people die if they killed"
@bena2591
@bena2591 2 жыл бұрын
Not in the Marvel universe
@operationb.e.n6480
@operationb.e.n6480 2 жыл бұрын
7:42 the only valid response to this film
@ShadeNinja2990
@ShadeNinja2990 3 жыл бұрын
“So glad I didn’t fork over money for this.” How’s that for human sounding dialogue?
@PikaLink91
@PikaLink91 3 жыл бұрын
Same, what a shitty plottwist.
@calliph
@calliph 3 жыл бұрын
IDK how people are still giving this guy millions of dollars to keep making bad movies.
@xtremeskyman
@xtremeskyman 3 жыл бұрын
You have to pay money for movies?
@jobymanuel1353
@jobymanuel1353 3 жыл бұрын
Do you like hot dogs?
@meyerpeterson7856
@meyerpeterson7856 3 жыл бұрын
I actually really liked the movie
@calebsyswerda
@calebsyswerda 3 жыл бұрын
The producer has listened to hundreds of pitches, for some highly questionable movies, yet I don’t remember him ever experiencing the palpable self-disgust he displays here. Ryan George’s well runs deep.
@johnnytee911
@johnnytee911 3 жыл бұрын
Twilight 4...or 5. Whatever one has the weird baby
@hansnorleaf
@hansnorleaf 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think any of the 80-100 pitch meetings I have watched have been about a movie this horrible. I think if pitch meetings also gave a review score this one would get 0/10.
@Imnoonewhoareyou
@Imnoonewhoareyou 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnytee911 yep 😂 was reminded of that one as well
@TheGamesNexus
@TheGamesNexus 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, poor guy
@DiglettsOtherHalf
@DiglettsOtherHalf 3 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, the whole children having a baby thing didn't really hit home with me at first. Then I took a moment to process that reality and my whole body shuddered. Why, Shamallan, why
@henrynewgate1775
@henrynewgate1775 3 жыл бұрын
"I could've been a doctor" That made me cry of laughter And you are responsible for my tears
@agoldenage9918
@agoldenage9918 3 жыл бұрын
M Night Ding Dong almost ended the pitch meetings!
@planetofthegapes
@planetofthegapes 3 жыл бұрын
@@agoldenage9918 lmao
@reguret2976
@reguret2976 3 жыл бұрын
also Mid-size Sedan was already on that beach hours ago and he didn't age. barely an inconvenience
@ThreeRunHomer
@ThreeRunHomer 3 жыл бұрын
“M Night? Didn’t he make a good movie once?” “That depends who you ask.” “Wow wow wow. Wow.”
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, depends on what you mean with "good" - he once dreamt of a couple of interesting twists and managed to turn them into movies which only work if you focus really hard on the twist without asking how much it makes sense.
@southpark645
@southpark645 3 жыл бұрын
He’s made several
@john2g1
@john2g1 3 жыл бұрын
@@southpark645 Several what is the minimum number for several 3? List them please...
@southpark645
@southpark645 3 жыл бұрын
@@john2g1 The Sixth Sense, Signs, Unbreakable, The Village, Split, and although I haven’t seen it yet, I’m willing to bet that The Visit is good as well. Also, I actually really liked Old
@sheolcodemonkey4027
@sheolcodemonkey4027 3 жыл бұрын
@@southpark645 I've seen The Visit and yeah, I thought it was pretty good
@MightyRob1
@MightyRob1 3 жыл бұрын
Studio Executive suddenly realizes his humanity… for a moment.
@jackd6881
@jackd6881 3 жыл бұрын
right up until money was mentioned and then he snaps back.. brilliant.
@Joolz1982
@Joolz1982 3 жыл бұрын
“Getting close to that human sounding dialogue” Lol. Do any of M Nights twists ever not disappoint.
@stefanfilipovits21
@stefanfilipovits21 3 жыл бұрын
6th sense, maybe unbreakable, and literally nothing else
@bryanvickers
@bryanvickers 3 жыл бұрын
@@stefanfilipovits21 I would add Split to that list, but it's not really a part of the plot, just a great surprise setting up the next movie.
@chawneecoleman310
@chawneecoleman310 3 жыл бұрын
I've only liked 2 of his movies: 6th sense and Signs. Everything else has been terrible (I haven't seen Split)
@jelita_
@jelita_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@stefanfilipovits21 Yup. 6th sense was great though.
@stefanfilipovits21
@stefanfilipovits21 3 жыл бұрын
@@bryanvickers yeah, I considered that one too and I agree it’s not really a twist
@buzzbartholomew3714
@buzzbartholomew3714 11 ай бұрын
Just re-watched this. Still absolutely one of the very best Pitch Meetings. Comedy gold.
@magicalme7237
@magicalme7237 3 жыл бұрын
Producer guy goes on to become a doctor: “So you have an undiagnosed ailment for me?” “Yes sir I do!”
@Wonder_Woman80sBaby
@Wonder_Woman80sBaby 3 жыл бұрын
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@potatopatato2516
@potatopatato2516 3 жыл бұрын
that would be a good skit he should do on his own channel
@pikeyMcBarkin
@pikeyMcBarkin 3 жыл бұрын
OMG Hahahahahaha! So funny!!
@HRUP04
@HRUP04 3 жыл бұрын
You mean House?
@qzy-179SanTzxkW
@qzy-179SanTzxkW 3 жыл бұрын
IT'S LUPUS!
@369destroyer
@369destroyer 3 жыл бұрын
Ive never heard of this movie, I was so confused the entire time. Even more confused as I never heard of the Graphic Novel Then I saw it's a Shyamalan movie and suddenly all my confusion went away.
@chestertiggar3745
@chestertiggar3745 3 жыл бұрын
This me right here ...👆👆..
@ThalesWell
@ThalesWell 3 жыл бұрын
Halfway through I was like "I'm getting Shyamalan vibes" and then the ending twist was that I was right.
@justahobbiest
@justahobbiest 3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY me
@ThorsShadow
@ThorsShadow 3 жыл бұрын
I love it when Pitch Meetings show me how utterly BS a movie is, so I don't have to waste my time watching it. Thank you Ryan.
@jollyd.joestar3937
@jollyd.joestar3937 3 жыл бұрын
But it still spoils you, when they review a good movie you already know what happens so you cant even see it. Plus they find a bad thing of everything
@lucbloom
@lucbloom 3 жыл бұрын
@@jollyd.joestar3937 80% of movies he does are not worth your time. The other 20% you’re probably so excited about, you’ve already watched them.
@Leprutz
@Leprutz 3 жыл бұрын
Even good movies seem like total BS when in those pitch meetings.
@icchigo3901
@icchigo3901 3 жыл бұрын
This was actually a good movie, I liked it.
@help4343
@help4343 3 жыл бұрын
@@Leprutz Nah, can tell the difference between when Ryan is doing a good natured roasting, or when he is total contempt for the movie, as in this case.
@bac-up6758
@bac-up6758 3 жыл бұрын
Movies are starting to seem increasingly insane. And Ryan George seems more and more like a pillar of sanity, the more he makes videos such as this one. Bravo sir.
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn Жыл бұрын
I think all M.Night Shyamalan movies sound completely nuts when you recount the plot. Just sometimes he manages to create a really cool mood or story or so much suspense that you just buy all the nonsense. And then sometimes it just bombs. Lady in the Water was okay until Shyamalan had to drop that ham-fisted dig at film critics in there.
@Rebelcommander6
@Rebelcommander6 3 жыл бұрын
OH! This is an M. Night Shyamalan flick! That explains why I feel like nothing makes sense and yet I'm SUPER uncomfortable with everything that's going on XD
@wikansaktianto9215
@wikansaktianto9215 3 жыл бұрын
He gave some heevy jeevy foreboding evilness since Happening
@TokyoBlue587
@TokyoBlue587 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. When I saw it was his movie I thought “ah, that explains it.”
@rosemali3022
@rosemali3022 3 жыл бұрын
@@TokyoBlue587 Well, to be fair... Signs wmis an awesome movie. I did get allll the way off his back by the time he released Elevator though. It was only marginally better than Nick Cages Wickerman and so much less scary than the similar Dr. Who episode in that vein.
@squidracerX
@squidracerX 3 жыл бұрын
@@rosemali3022 - i mean, i dont know if he did a pitch meeting for Signs - which was a neat movie compared to the rest of his portfolio - but if you define "an awesome movie" as intelligent aliens picking a planet to invade thats 70% water and it rains, when water is their weakness? And the little girl happens to leave water all over. And said aliens can come from across space but cant get in a nailed-shut door. It had good "craft", but his movies are all illogical dog crap that people think have neat twists (but the real twist is that they dont!). -- Like Day of the Triffids had aliens with a weakness to salt water - but they were plant creatures who seemed to invade by accident and everyone on earth was blind while they did it. I was just left very unimpressed by the aliens after Signs.
@rosemali3022
@rosemali3022 3 жыл бұрын
@@squidracerX That's totally fair. It was my first ever horror movie as a kid so its special to me. And it has some genuinely good scares. That scene with the alien standing in the roof gets me every time. The acting was good, and the dialogue was well written. It had funny moments like when the film cuts to everyone wearing tin foil hats. And also had some really guy wrenching moments like when the dad yells and then starts to cry. Yeah, I stand by it being a really good film. The aliens were just the premise to deliver the story to us, not the story itself. It's about dealing with tragedy, being present for your family, and faith. Without being preachy about it. Besides, who said horror movies are supposed to make sense?
@Menanddragons
@Menanddragons 3 жыл бұрын
for so many of these I'm just glad I don't have to watch the actual movie.
@PikaLink91
@PikaLink91 3 жыл бұрын
Same. Watching a 5 min pitch video about what I'm not missing is 10 billion times better.
@michaelmaier8133
@michaelmaier8133 3 жыл бұрын
that is, why we come here
@CleverFrenchName
@CleverFrenchName 3 жыл бұрын
You should actually watch this movie it’s really good, maybe, I haven’t actually seen it either
@matthewtaylor3308
@matthewtaylor3308 3 жыл бұрын
Amen. I’m never watching this garbage.
@gilbertmillers4865
@gilbertmillers4865 3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewtaylor3308 good idea
@rockomax4284
@rockomax4284 3 жыл бұрын
"Being dead is sometimes fatal!" Learning new stuff every Pitch Meeting.
@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes
@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes 3 жыл бұрын
Like he's not wrong...
@quintespeed
@quintespeed 3 жыл бұрын
Me:🤔 sometimes…sometimes.
@beardedgreek9069
@beardedgreek9069 3 жыл бұрын
7:10 that caught me so off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ShiKageMaru
@ShiKageMaru 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but Mid-Sized Sedan is probably the best name of any character ever
@lockwoodthexton
@lockwoodthexton 3 жыл бұрын
Right up there with Mid-Strength Beer.
@TR-cp1fo
@TR-cp1fo 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, I think UPGRAYEDD from Idiocracy is the greatest movie character name of all time.
@rgnyc
@rgnyc 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was a tip of the hat to Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide" character, Ford Prefect?
@GCEXTREMEMN
@GCEXTREMEMN 3 жыл бұрын
For some reason i thought the name was Midsize Dan...
@alexm2889
@alexm2889 3 жыл бұрын
@@TR-cp1fo I haven't said the word upgrade without thinking about that since 2004
@whitwaltman5137
@whitwaltman5137 3 жыл бұрын
Producer Guy's realization that he could've been a doctor was so great, and made even better by Screenwriter Guy reassuring him that the movie's based on an existing graphic novel so everything will be fine. "I thought this was like an original idea, but it's based on intellectual property, and I'm gonna clutch onto that like a safety blanket!" "You always do, sir. So anyway, moving on...."
@Thomas_H._Smith
@Thomas_H._Smith 3 жыл бұрын
3:58 "I could've been a doctor." - Sad Producer Guy
@randomnerd7450
@randomnerd7450 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best moments from the pitch meeting series
@Baysidemom2
@Baysidemom2 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh no, being dead is sometimes fatal!" this line was 100% fatal 😂
@stormtempterf8058
@stormtempterf8058 2 жыл бұрын
Its like the anime sub "People die if they are killed!"
@HowToChangeName
@HowToChangeName 7 ай бұрын
Wow wow wow wow wow... wow
@Grasslander
@Grasslander 3 жыл бұрын
PLOT DUNGEON HOLE: The sperms would age and die long before reaching the egg, which takes 30-45 minutes.
@Redcell6A
@Redcell6A 3 жыл бұрын
Great point. There's a joke in there about dungeon holes but I'll keep it above the gutter.
@warriorscholar41
@warriorscholar41 3 жыл бұрын
Ugh, those poor women. I just did the math, and they would hit their monthly period every 2 to 3 minutes.
@steventhompson9672
@steventhompson9672 3 жыл бұрын
But remember: you can't expect the writer to apply the rules he made up to another part of the movie he made up.
@sarahno4748
@sarahno4748 3 жыл бұрын
@@warriorscholar41 They would just die of blood loss...
@WooliteMammoth
@WooliteMammoth 3 жыл бұрын
@@sarahno4748 they'd be making new blood cells just as fast. This whole thing is vastly impossible because metabolism would speed up so much that they woudln't be able to take in enough calories to survive the new tissue growth.
@suyashjoshi8
@suyashjoshi8 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan watches and summarizes these movies with 100% accuracy so we don't have to sit through them He is both the Hero we need and deserve A silent watcher, a Dark Knight.
@Cipher_Paul
@Cipher_Paul 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, we don't deserve him. Especially not Screen Rant 😂
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 3 жыл бұрын
A guy making at least one video per week talking about movies isn't exaclty what I'd call "silent" ^^
@downcat4665
@downcat4665 3 жыл бұрын
I'd say 75% accuracy, there are some videos where he says something wrong
@KenTWOu
@KenTWOu 3 жыл бұрын
Are you serious? It's way funnier to watch after you sat through a whole movie.
@iceman00behave
@iceman00behave 3 жыл бұрын
Being Batman is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@elimoody9626
@elimoody9626 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no we’re reaching twilight levels of self-reflection from the Producer Guy
@flawedlogic4315
@flawedlogic4315 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this comment
@chunkyizanagisburden
@chunkyizanagisburden 3 жыл бұрын
Every now and then he realises I think he is going to quit in the final episode
@TheRBK21283
@TheRBK21283 3 жыл бұрын
i was just gonna sat that :D
@silomenezes2935
@silomenezes2935 3 жыл бұрын
I think this one hit him even harder tham twilight
@agoldenage9918
@agoldenage9918 3 жыл бұрын
@@chunkyizanagisburden The final episode will reveal they are just a single person in a mental hospital.
@TKA001
@TKA001 3 жыл бұрын
I think even Writer Guy was kinda losing it a little at 3:47, you can hear it in his voice.
@mohamedhanif4550
@mohamedhanif4550 3 жыл бұрын
The 6 yr old girl gives birth !! " Hmmm. And then the baby dies" At first this seems funny but then the look on Ryan's face.... PRICELESS
@michaelspringer5639
@michaelspringer5639 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely!!!!!
@brucesimmons5517
@brucesimmons5517 3 жыл бұрын
"The six-year-old boy gets the six-year-old girl pregnant and she has a baby 20 minutes later and the baby dies..." Oh, Shyamalan, what have you done again?
@Memelord2020
@Memelord2020 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I read that with my own two eyeballs
@MelvinC3
@MelvinC3 3 жыл бұрын
My question for M.Night is um WHY?!
@Kentrc11
@Kentrc11 3 жыл бұрын
The whole scenario sounds so chilling that I feel compelled to watch it in a theatre
@brucesimmons5517
@brucesimmons5517 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kentrc11 Yes, I understand. That's how I felt. I wish it was made by a different director. Or good Shyamalan instead of bad Shyamalan...
@Kentrc11
@Kentrc11 3 жыл бұрын
@@brucesimmons5517 The movie maker to me is inconsequential. The scenario is just ballsy to me, something that I have never seen on film or thought I would see on film.
@Keizerin
@Keizerin 3 жыл бұрын
“I could have been a doctor” was my first favourite 😂
@androssteague
@androssteague 3 жыл бұрын
His reaction to the 6-year-old pregnancy reminds me of his reaction to the Jacob and baby romance in Twilight. 🤣😂😆
@Nguyen763_Zack
@Nguyen763_Zack 3 жыл бұрын
...what are we doing here, man...
@prettykittycakes
@prettykittycakes 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@doughnutdave6432
@doughnutdave6432 3 жыл бұрын
What
@SidPil
@SidPil 3 жыл бұрын
"So you have pitch meeting for me?" "Yes sir I do, it's Old pitch meeting" "Then go make a new one"
@anniehowe1511
@anniehowe1511 3 жыл бұрын
That would’ve been perfect
@asphaltpilgrim
@asphaltpilgrim 3 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow... wow! :)
@munkustrap2
@munkustrap2 3 жыл бұрын
Making puns is tight!
@poslednisoud
@poslednisoud 3 жыл бұрын
This whole movie is a masterclass on how to not write a dialogue. Everybody is just expositing what's happening in the most artificial manner possible.
@booshmcfadden7638
@booshmcfadden7638 2 жыл бұрын
I passed on this one. It seems like a movie that constantly screams at the audience "Don't think, just go with it."
@reignman30
@reignman30 2 ай бұрын
Yeah it's kinda like the bible in that way. If you don't think too hard or ask too many questions, it's almost possible to believe in a magic sky wizard.
@AbsentMinded619
@AbsentMinded619 2 ай бұрын
@reignman30 I think you’ve got some issues.
@hiphopotamus69
@hiphopotamus69 3 жыл бұрын
“So that’s about it what do ya think?” “Well…” Sums this up perfectly
@Specific_Hazard
@Specific_Hazard 3 жыл бұрын
I really felt that deep, awkward silence "I could've been a doctor...."
@tristan8940
@tristan8940 3 жыл бұрын
I saw the blonde girl’s pregnancy in a trailer, got very uncomfortable, and then hoped that the inevitable pitch meeting would turn into a Breaking Dawn pitch meeting sequel. It did not disappoint.
@VicenteTorresAliasVits
@VicenteTorresAliasVits 3 жыл бұрын
I read the graphic novel and the movie is tame in comparison... which makes that part of this video even funnier,
@Teague92
@Teague92 2 жыл бұрын
I had to stop the video at that point. It broke me. Breaking Dawn was my fav pitch meeting before but I think this one just surpassed it
@DrDolan2000
@DrDolan2000 2 жыл бұрын
+@@VicenteTorresAliasVits So, the graphic novel is definitely more... graphic? Well, I guess that's why they're called that
@jinhunterslay1638
@jinhunterslay1638 2 жыл бұрын
The original graphic novel is French btw…..explains a lot, doesn’t it?
@Rubiecat
@Rubiecat 2 жыл бұрын
@@jinhunterslay1638 does it though ?
@imjustabloke
@imjustabloke 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan just breaks character and you can hear the backgrounds
@lonjohnson5161
@lonjohnson5161 3 жыл бұрын
I want to hear: "I need you to get all the way off of my back." "No. Not this time. No way."
@theunknownreturns
@theunknownreturns 3 жыл бұрын
YES!
@Momon143
@Momon143 3 жыл бұрын
If there's another movie like Show Dogs that is changed post-release due to some controversy, that could work.
@kenneth465
@kenneth465 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they can have a one and one physical fight after the heated argument! 😂
@hammysmyths
@hammysmyths 3 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel so sad for the writer at 4:15? He just looks like it was the best he could come up with... 🥺🥺🥺
@davidnugent9417
@davidnugent9417 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s about a beach that makes people old” That’s the name of the movie!
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 3 жыл бұрын
"One of those words yes, not the whole sentence."
@CoriLane3060
@CoriLane3060 2 жыл бұрын
I can never get enough of this guy 😂 “Being dead is sometimes fatal”
@Dillanm94
@Dillanm94 3 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely one of the best Pitch Meetings to date, fantastic work Ryan.
@bladestormX
@bladestormX 3 жыл бұрын
I really can't get over "Mid-size Sedan"
@wolverine3219
@wolverine3219 3 жыл бұрын
He also has a rap partner: sport-utility vehicle.
@ZenMonkeyGod
@ZenMonkeyGod Жыл бұрын
Featuring Mid-Sized Bow Wow, Mid-Sized Boosie and Mid-Sized Jon!
@OmDahake
@OmDahake Жыл бұрын
me neither
@xSinisterKidx
@xSinisterKidx Жыл бұрын
@@ZenMonkeyGod Mid-Sized Jon: "Whhhheeeeeerrrrreee?" "Maybeeeee!"
@taco2215
@taco2215 3 жыл бұрын
"The rust is poisoning your blood stream" is the most anime sounding way to kill someone
@robertdonovan3986
@robertdonovan3986 4 ай бұрын
Oh my God, the moment of introspection was perhaps the best thing I’ve ever seen on KZbin, certainly the best thing this year. Introspection is Tight!!
@shadowedfate151
@shadowedfate151 3 жыл бұрын
The bit about the kids and the baby perfectly emulated how I felt about that scene
@escotanner
@escotanner 3 жыл бұрын
I've been watching people talk about Old and I love how Ryan has the same issues with the plot the others have with it....especially the baby thing.
@bingobongo1615
@bingobongo1615 3 жыл бұрын
People didnt want to believe Shyamalan is back to happening level insanity after his brief popular comeback… But he is. This is one of the stupidest movies ever made
@arbitrary_thoughts
@arbitrary_thoughts 3 жыл бұрын
@@bingobongo1615 when did his comeback happen?
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 3 жыл бұрын
@@arbitrary_thoughts With Split basically, although some people say with The Visit and also Glass was decent
@saxyrep1
@saxyrep1 3 жыл бұрын
@syed Abdullah Ghouri Simply put, no... Obviously...
@cactusrosi1409
@cactusrosi1409 3 жыл бұрын
@syed Abdullah Ghouri If we're comparing M Night's track record, it's a decent.
@Noah77763
@Noah77763 3 жыл бұрын
Let's get a pitch meeting for Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron! That way you can write a whole song about getting off of your back!
@Paul20661
@Paul20661 3 жыл бұрын
*YES* Surprisingly good animation 🐴
@bentimmer295
@bentimmer295 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh this would be perfect 🤣
@kristylewandowski8485
@kristylewandowski8485 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes a thousand times! I love that movie so much!
@Noah77763
@Noah77763 3 жыл бұрын
Plus watching it with the subtitles on makes it 10X better. That is the only time I've seen the words "neigh's seductively"
@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 3 жыл бұрын
Plus Bryan Adams did the music for it and he was recently in the news for sex crimes so that could be the cutaway gag.
@monsterguyx
@monsterguyx 2 жыл бұрын
The producer got dangerously close to genuine soul-searching introspection for a second there...
@teruphoto
@teruphoto 3 жыл бұрын
OMG pay Ryan whatever he wants to keep him in this channel. These pitch meetings are pretty much the only things I watch on Screenrant. I suspect your subscription numbers will take a dive if this ever goes away.
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 3 жыл бұрын
wow wow wow....wow
@Ultrasapien
@Ultrasapien 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be shocked if Screenrant didn't know that already
@whozit_whatzit
@whozit_whatzit 3 жыл бұрын
"There are going to be two adorable 6 year olds, and they are going to make the whole audience incredibly uncomfortable." "Won't that be difficult?" "It'll actually be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
@VinceLyle2161
@VinceLyle2161 3 жыл бұрын
You know, the unrecognized awesome of "Super easy, barely an inconvenience," is Producer Guy's credulous "Oh, Really!" that always follows.
@j.vonhogen9650
@j.vonhogen9650 3 жыл бұрын
1:20 - "Being dead is sometimes fatal!" - Sounds like a Ryan George Pitch Meeting of the Bible: "And then Jesus wants to go outside again with his twelve buddies, but his worried mom Mary warns him that it's dangerous outside and that being dead is sometimes fatal. But then he's like: well, let's see about that."
@holahola-ym1xv
@holahola-ym1xv 8 ай бұрын
"Will spreading the word of god, getting crucified, and then rising from the dead be hard?"
@j.vonhogen9650
@j.vonhogen9650 8 ай бұрын
@@holahola-ym1xv- LOL I see what you did there! :-) Let's see how long it takes before someone posts the answer in this thread. ;-)
@AliGrim1
@AliGrim1 3 жыл бұрын
Got a suggestion for a future pitch meeting: recently I watched Fifth Element for the first time and it was so wacky. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall for the actual pitch meeting but a parody from yourself would be the next best thing!
@madwibble
@madwibble 3 жыл бұрын
I think there is an honest trailer for it if you fancy.
@Matty002
@Matty002 3 жыл бұрын
whats sad is learning it was wtitten and planned as a trilogy but ended up being condensed into 1, which explains lots of things
@laynhate6112
@laynhate6112 3 жыл бұрын
Great movie!!!
@ceilinh6004
@ceilinh6004 3 жыл бұрын
Love that movie though.
@criticalbil1
@criticalbil1 3 жыл бұрын
Ooh, good choice! I think studio guy would have a few questions about that one... such as: "Are we sure about having Bruce Willis finally kiss the girl he likes... while she's unconscious?"
@Xizyx
@Xizyx 3 жыл бұрын
"Did the baby thing have an impact on the plot?" "No, not really. Not even." Disposable babies are TIGHT.
@gwenryanmillett
@gwenryanmillett 3 жыл бұрын
Hold up
@soofrosty1757
@soofrosty1757 3 жыл бұрын
wow wow wow wow wow
@zachgamemaster3329
@zachgamemaster3329 3 жыл бұрын
Nope. Just nope.
@eddyour1
@eddyour1 3 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@user-hardbrain
@user-hardbrain 3 жыл бұрын
This sounded funny and wrong at the same time. 😂😂😂
@mr.b.9969
@mr.b.9969 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan's face when talking about the 6 year old girl getting pregnant by the 6 year old boy and the baby dying is priceless
@Booksaplenty1
@Booksaplenty1 Жыл бұрын
I love how these two different guys can have some pretty serious disagreements and pretty quickly move on from them to work together on an idea. Gives me hope.
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