Masculinity Gurus of the Internet 😅

[@sugarray6250]

The first guy has got to be one of the most cringiest guys I've ever seen. He will never love anyone as much as he love himself.

[@undercover84]

Look in the mirror… & I don’t mean it literally… He might be cringe but I see a lot of hypocrite & self righteous people in the comment section 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@tuananhbui1485]

He used to do calisthenics tutorials, i have no idea what happened.

[@vicentesalasii1480]

Please. They're all on that "masculinity/sigma" grift. Why single him out? All three are equally pretentious. And it's pretentious of you to pretend like the others aren't equally full of themselves. At least of the three, first guy actually has something to offer. He used to be one of the best calisthenics fitness tutorial channels on KZbin. Don't know if he still is, but he jumped on this alpha/sigma male guru grift, maybe because he profits more from it.

[@vicentesalasii1480]

​@tuananhbui1485 He became a grifter of the "alpha/sigma male/masculinity guru" trend. We live in an era where many impressionable young, misguided men kiss the ground the Tates (and people like them) walk on. More than half these guys don't even drink their own kool-aid. They just profit off it. Dunham seems to have jumped on that train.

[@officialmichaelvelli]

Why shouldn't u love yourself??? Bro just shzt up

[@JCokoro]

So we can’t smile nomore 🤣🤣nah I’m good I ain’t smirking everywhere like I’ve got malicious intent 😂😂

[@bricktop.]

@OlimaOmega. Can you turn your attention to these property Donnie's next? " If you got no money just buy 5 houses and rent them all out and travel all year with the profits". Wankers

[@undercover84]

I mean he ain’t stopping you just giving an advice to look “better” in a pic … Just like you probably take couple of pics & upload the one with the good angle & lighting or pose … Not don’t lie & say you don’t take pics or upload 😂😂

[@stevebean1234]

😏

[@JCokoro]

@@undercover84I don’t really take conventional pics it’s mostly action shots so…😂😂it don’t really matter

[@Shewas-kathybates]

@@undercover84 People who don’t have nice smiles can smirk if they want. But almost everyone agrees a good smile is very attractive and looks more genuine.

[@Thrive910]

I love it when social media influencers say “get rid of your social media” like it isn’t how they make a living..

[@Texanfella]

For real 😂

[@kaiki8318]

Answer the door in a tuxedo with a cape and a smirk... Got it

[@charlie5thumbs351]

And make sure to toss the Doritos.

[@kimfisher873]

Such profound words 🤣

[@Re-PhantomZero]

​@@charlie5thumbs351 do some pushups while she's speaking, women can't resist that, all while you are wearing a tuxedo of course.

[@kdckicksbutt3461]

Thanks for summarizing the video for me. Not all heroes wear capes 💯

[@davidanivasa-bi9uw]

Oop, you left your water Ferrari behind

[@coldinwisconsin2017]

Said no one, ever, “My dad was NEVER there for me. He was always in the gym. He loved the gym more than me, but who the bell cares? MY DAD LOOKS LIKE A SUPERHERO WITH HIS SHIRT OFF”.

[@denisborzov8406]

Actually that kinda was my dad 😂 No, he wasn't a good dad.

[@Aidar77]

And remember 4:41. He also didn´t have the diseases and sicknesses that he didn´t want. He just had those that he wanted.😂

[@googleuser25]

​@@Aidar77 🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuakruskamp9603]

Jocko’s wasn’t that bad he was basically saying stop eating garbage, exercise and practice discipline and your life will improve that seems like pretty decent advice

[@mattywilkinson2856]

Just let people live. Who gives a shit

[@QuickStrikes84]

@mattywilkinson- yeah, let people get weak, let people get fat, let people drink, let people get addicted to drugs... I hope nobody raises their kids like this. lol

[@mrbig891]

@@mattywilkinson2856you going to the doctor gives a shit

[@chumbucket6184]

​@@mattywilkinson2856people that aren't losers

[@nickgeiger1242]

Bet he asked for money for his motivation. Ice to Eskimos.

[@JustaNobody-j8x]

Olima leveled up his testosterone by 100 laughing at that smirk.

[@Brukner841]

he powered up to the MAX

[@thebrforest]

Jocko really shouldn’t be lumped in with the rest of these guys

[@robertoj.9509]

Well, the Doritos guy actually was right. And yes, it can start with just the Doritos. Small changes make huge changes when you sum them up.

[@extoyshred2957]

His fanbase is not going to listen also the fact that this one's froma lengthy podcasts proves that thebperson theat cut it down had an agenda

[@stevebean1234]

I used to listen to Jocko a bit and I realized it’s unhealthy. Like all of the ”wellness” and “leadership” industry, it’s predicated on this sense that you’re already not enough. I know a few SEALs and while they are amazing human beings, they don’t call them knuckle draggers for nothing. Engineers, doctors, grocery store clerks, etc are all needed in society, too. Finally, my dad was a successful investment banker and he was pretty goofy (also had a ridiculous work ethic). I kept the goofiness and part of the work ethic. People like to trash my goofiness, maybe without realizing that it really has no bearing on how successful some one is. You don’t need to quit eating Doritos to be successful. However, I totally agree with your assessment that small changes will add up. I also don’t think you have to torture yourself and feel guilty you ate potato chips. That’s just crazy

[@robertoj.9509]

@@stevebean1234 Well, this is probably me, but I tend not to take all their words literally. I'm not quitting Doritos. I will still eat Doritos. And that specific message, he made it quite clear that the Doritos were on his belly, and for me, again, maybe I overthink or downthink, whatever it is, but for me, that message was aimed for the typical fat person who's not happy with who he is... and not for me. Because the belly example just shows quite a bad habit. I mean, why would you allow yourself get that dirty to begin with? But from my point of view, you can't just be happy without eating a few bags of Doritos once a month, or once a week if you love them too much. Eating a bag of Doritos won't change your life or your body unless you're aiming for a competition and every small detail counts. But if you want to be healthy, you must stop bad habits. Doritos was just an example of how a person eats Doritos every day of the week, in which case, that's bad stuff. Now, about the leadership and stuff... Remember these guys are trying to be motivational, they want you to become the best you can achieve, and yes, "never is good enough". But this is a good thing if you don't downplay yourself. I'm a trader myself, I usually do well, but when I do bad, I do realize that I can always do better, that I can always improve, that never is enough experience and practice. And is not that "I'm not enough", it's just that there's always room for improvement. Some of them are quite fanatical, and they want to portray this macho image that shows quite a few insecurities about themselves... But the message is still valid if you don't take it as an attack, but more like a recommendation of how you could improve in the things you want to improve. I mean, if you're happy with your belly, your bear body instead of a beach body, why the hell would you even care to go to gym? I know for a fact that females don't care much about it, so, why would you? And even if they did... Why would you care about what they think? You should be working in yourself, FOR YOU, not for others. Your dad was a goofy fellow with a goofy work ethic because he was happy with it. If people criticize it, or mocked him, or hated him, I'm pretty sure he didn't freaking care. He enjoyed his time, his life, himself. Why? Because he just worked for the two things he cared the most: His family and himself. And that's the message you should grab overall. Work on you, because you deserve it to feel better.

[@baluchon2505]

Zzzzzzzz

[@JohnSmith-rr3jt]

I mean, if you need some fraud on the internet to give you common sense advice because you can't figure something that simple out, I think you might be fucked anyway sorry.

[@jamescooke7243]

3:50 To be fair, jocko is the real deal and a really good guy. Seals team leader

[@justinhearst]

Jocko is the only one making sense in this compilation

[@edgelord6210]

Jocko is a legit guy tho. (3:45) He is an actual ex navy seal platoon commander who has a really cool podcast. I have been following him for a long time (because he is the only one that didn't have a big failing or some drama like some other influencers out there) and he is the exact opposite of the masculinty gurus on the web. He deliberatly makes fun of them and says advice for both men and women, adults and children. He is a good guy that actually has merit, and wants people to do better and lead a healthy life.

[@dtwatson1]

Maybe but he was featured on PragerU so that brings his credibility wayyyy down

[@thomasloveless4800]

@@dtwatson1How so?

[@dtwatson1]

@@thomasloveless4800 …Prager is a propaganda trash heap

[@stevebean1234]

Alright y’all. No more smiles, Doritos, water cars, shirts, and bags under our eyes In with the smirks, short shorts, pull up bars, and Ferraris. Otherwise you’re never going to have freedom and you’re going to work for a bad boss.

[@wladynoszhighlights5989]

With Doritos he just generally meant a bad diet that can produce diseases in the long term

[@Anonymous-gq7ho]

​@@wladynoszhighlights5989If somebody eats bad regularly yeah, o suppose fine advise. But if somebody doesn't want to change that advise is useless, people that want to change will find a way on their own. And it's not like eating healthier and working out is like some sort of secret, so that guy just spat simple advice that anyone knows.

[@hyberkonawa272]

Thomas Eddison was never fit and he invented the light bulb so he could eat Doritos and smoke cocain. That is success, not this muscle fit insecure men.

[@Storgeman]

When you list it like that, it doesnt seem so crazy that smitks, shorts, pull bars and a ferrari doesn't sound like a bad life 😂😂

[@CA_786]

​@@Anonymous-gq7homany don't wanna change, but they do, and often times it's just someone telling them they that they gotta train.

[@flytamers7957]

The guy from the 2nd short. Does he have 4 children? Did I understand right? If he lives with them, raises them and makes money for this - he is already a legend. Overweight or not. Yeah, it's always better to be in better shape, can't deny it.

[@thenomad9853]

The "slight smirk" guy is straight up teaching people to look like they've just had a stroke.

[@BigG627]

Jock def is not a fake “guru” he’s a legit navy seal who’s done shit

[@sanchopanzavive]

Who thinks that Jocko is the only one authorised to give advices here?

[@Gemini_Godhand]

Olima's laughing made me laugh!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@fabiolean]

It's infectious!

[@templar1111]

Yea, Jocko's the shit.

[@TurnOntheBrightLights.]

Olima is straight up howling at the first guy 🤣

[@charlie5thumbs351]

Hear that guys? You will never find the love of your life unless you ditch the hoodie and wear a suit. True words of wisdom.

[@MissBeeGood]

But I do like a man in a hoodie 😏

[@Skaxarrat]

I have been dressed in a suit, sitting in a chair facing the door. And when she comes, it will be my time to shine, no matter how much do you laugh at me.

[@hongthainguyen5334]

@@SkaxarratLotta motivation for the sugar cup next door

[@mehyeah2931]

Tbh that clip was taken out of context. He and the professor discuss history of suits and how fashion has evolved over time. I think the message is to dress sharper which I don’t really disagree with.

[@CA_786]

​@@mehyeah2931EXACTLY, people here taking a comedian seriously, like come on dude.

[@dextersuarez9948]

I’m glad more creators are choosing to laugh at these weird “alpha male” influencers. Its time to shame the cringe away for the love of god. 😂

[@willsal7806]

Jocko has pretty good advice actually. Cant go wrong with developing discipline and being mentally and physically capable.

[@MetalTiger208]

Dorrito guy is Jocko Willink a badass navy seal. He ain't wrong about those doritos lol.

[@lukeharriman3228]

Jocko is a national treasure brother, speaks pure facts

[@cpt.kagoul]

Jocko’s advice is solid.

[@ishouldhavebeenasleep3hourago]

Guys. Please smile. Your smile can brighten anything and anyone

[@codyf3419]

Nah fuck that female shit imma smirk n start looking REAL cute

[@asura8495]

Super heroes wear hot pants and nose strips during public speaking events!

[@myramyraUSA]

A smirk with a flirty twist? That just makes you look that you’re trying too hard. 🤮

[@yinksom]

or passing gas...😂

[@Yetipfote]

I belive in authenticity.

[@gazellehelene5380]

What kind of women are these guys trying to get?! They need to stop with the nonsense and just admit that they can’t get girls because they are doing too much. Honestly, all you have to do is be yourself. There is always someone for you. Find hobbies you like, learn new skills, and be confident in yourself. That’s it.

[@ssnakeshitful]

Could not have said it better myself. This is so true

[@abioni6092]

I mean, not everyone will find someone but that’s still no reason to try these ridiculous tactics as they don’t work either.

[@SA-ey6nt]

​@@abioni6092do you actually know someone who hasn't met anyone? I don't personally

[@CarecaRusso]

They are not trying. They are creating conent for the guys who are trying and alone. They are just the predators of the so called alone men. 😂

[@fidelio9301]

@@SA-ey6ntThere’s loads of single ppl now mate please….

[@allanbahati1942]

Odima’s comment on the second guy “Look at his shorts”😅😅 that comment killed me😂

[@changemd]

I moved away from the Doritos and found the hot Cheetos, Lord help me, I need discipline!

[@the-boring-car-guy]

The Doritos guy was on point tbf

[@TheBayouBabe]

Ditch the dorritos! Eat tacos off your belly instead!🌮🌮🌮

[@przygodyzmtb]

That last guy actually had a point.

[@jacijune]

you don't say.

[@_davidboxing]

Luke Belmar? But did he just pat that guy’s face? Wtf.

[@przygodyzmtb]

@@jacijune Very clever comment of you considering how Olima makes laugh of him.

[@cynthiaholland13]

What was the point

[@mohamadibrahim299]

the guy said “it’s like you have a ferrari and you FILLED IT with water” but the person who transcribed the video has putten it wrong (build it instead of filled it). And olima went for the subtitle. the guy was right. Not this time mr olima ❤ but keep posting your videos are awsome 🤜

[@saxyrep1]

That laughter at the beginning was infectious AF.

[@Desperate.Daniel.24-7]

3:46 Jocko is legit. His insta "wakeup time" posts is a habit I picked up from him that's become a foundation in turning my life around for the last 3 years, and will likely remain that for the rest of my life. The guy before him also makes a lot of sense. Doesn't hurt to be dressed right at all times. It's actually something I'm currently trying to work on. My discipline now is ok for exercise, diet and basic personal grooming But clothes are still such a pain in the fkin asss 🤣

[@JohnSmith-rr3jt]

If you need some "self-help" fraud on the internet to tell you the most basic bitch common sense advice, I think you might be fucked lol.

[@trantorthetroll8768]

Exactly. I’m actually disappointed in Olima for acting like what jocko said was wrong. And of course the lazy people in the comments follow suit.

[@VladRadu-tq1pg]

you people truly have no life or personality to actualy care that much about how you dress to impress others...it s so pathetic. But yeah joko gave some basic ass advice, so of course it was right

[@12Burton24]

5:24 this guy has no medical education.....lack of sleep is not the only reason there is much more including genetics.

[@powdernitz]

All them gurus are clowns except Jocko. Jocko's legit dude. I think you'd like him since you're into jiujitsu and MMA too.

[@Kahetabi]

He's nuts, showing up at gym at 5:30 in the morning. Would never make fun of him

[@johnmichaelcanares2633]

I could listen to Jocko all day. He's kind of out of place here.

[@YukiKunikida]

Who's Jocko , the Doritos guy?

[@erismana2105]

​@@YukiKunikidayes

[@mattiaslp9645]

they’re all lame. all these self improvement/ masculinity weirdos are lame.

[@rub23n]

Jacko’s advice is legit

[@Razzy-sr4oq]

The "rich people think about what they'll get" has some serious insider trading vibes.

[@jamescooke7243]

Most of these guys are ridiculous. But jocko is a real one. He's been through so real stuff, man. He led a seals team if im not mistaken

[@CuriousP]

Nah big man, this time I think olima is wrong. Jocko is legit. Rest of them dudes can get it…pause

[@naklovesjesus3204]

Big pause

[@gholfin2124]

Doritos guy is the real deal and he is called Jocko Willink, ex us marine officer, he makes a valid point about discipline!! And is a very good motivational speaker. As for the rest of them…wtf

[@oscardunn8060]

Not the Doritos of Doom 💀💀💀

[@stevebean1234]

The Doritos are giving you a choice: ripped 💪 or RIP 🪦

[@ThatsaTechnicalFoul]

The men in these clips who are uber focused on their physique each give off some bad energy. For all their perceived strength, they seem deeply unhappy. Maybe it’s the lack of carbs or just a way to redirect their energy after having never been truly loved. It’s quite sad. Especially the guy saying every kid wants a superhero for a dad. My dad was always in great shape but the fact that he was never there for me emotionally and was in fact, overly focused on MY physique = I no longer acknowledge him as my father. I know we as a society are all screwed now but men in particular need a big ass hug.

[@gameplayer117]

Nothing wrong with having eyebags. I have eyebags because I'm taking care of my kids on my off days and as a paramedic, working shifts prevent me from getting enough sleep

[@wellofinfinity]

Look after your health

[@jaykiser4103]

Jocko is the real deal bro!

[@skyserf]

0:52 Bro looks like the T-800 trying to smile in Terminator 2 😬

[@yoru_nogitsune]

Guys who follows such advices/tips are broke. Male would never even think to watch stuff like this. Male is confident enough to do what he wants. Self confidence > all that sh*t.

[@manray6584]

The first one is true though. There have been studies that women are less attractive to guys that smile too much.

[@scotchy88]

Bro you cant pay out Jocko…. Guy is a machine

[@TurboGomez]

Doritos guy is Jocko Willink he actually talks a lot of sense and helps many people! Get it done 👊

[@spinnerboyz]

Come on man, Jocko's clip was legit.

[@permanentfitness1919]

a few idiots to make fun of - and Jocko - just can't knock Jocko

[@viiiRA_]

Sorry, I respect Jocko too much to laugh at him. Former SEAL commander, great guy and father. He's not a shmuck like the other guys in the clips. That first guy, though. Even though I do naturally smirk when I smile; I reckon people are going to appreciate a genuine smile and not care if you smile like a douche, especially in this society filled with miserable, anxious people. 🤣

[@AskJeeves572]

Agreed, Jocko has taught me too much for me to be disrespectful towards him

[@TickleThatMonkey]

It's not that, it's just that anyone can say put the Doritos down and work out to a fat guy you don't need to be a guru to say it, and pretty sure most fat people know what the answer is but they just struggle to do it

[@johnmichaelcanares2633]

​@@TickleThatMonkeyJocko is not just talking about Doritos though, his advices are legit.

[@trantorthetroll8768]

@@TickleThatMonkeyhe’s talking about building proper habits through discipline. Small soy and sweetener fueled brains can’t comprehend that. It’s one 30 second clip out of an entire podcast.

[@simpleneeds2582]

iouno man the pullup guy sounds about the most sensible man among the rest and then you go on about roasting that guy too?

[@SuperNachtAktiv]

Bro I don’t think those shorts had to be held up by a belt 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@texasman80]

Jocko was actually spot on though

[@AnotherBlackGuy100]

Thank you, Olima, for your differing views. I commend you for taking your own stance. In my own perspective, I found it bothersome about that man who said you have to be strong to have freedom. And if you aren't, you will become a slave to your job. That, in specific, is so discriminatory I shouldn't have to explain. Although I'd been a fit person before trucking, I do not believe I have to meet anyone's goals except my own. And I could see myself in a regular routine in the years to come, but for now, I have started a new journey.

[@alexperera7919]

Doritos guy was a true ngl

[@Romo69]

I’m with you on all these but Jocko, he actually means well.

[@alexgirl8336]

I remember one time a photographer wanted to take a group picture of all of us not smiling being serious. I was really struggling with that one. I was like, why we gotta take a picture like we got attitudes?

[@kourkiedekreator4365]

0:45 The way he tried to do it

[@TheOutlierToday]

Austin Dunham is peak comedy

[@basicallyph0r]

Fake natty too. He knows if he is reading this.

[@nonoasailo9690]

The fact some people actually will follow the first guy advice is wild.

[@JaySR56789]

I kinda agree with the ‘Why bother to dress well’ guy. He’s spot on. The rest are just high school cringe

[@patrikmunzar]

To be honest I strongly support all of these points that those guys have said.

[@manray6584]

"Women find men less attractive when they smile compared to when they take on swaggering or brooding poses, a Canadian study has found. In contrast, men find women more attractive when they smile, and least attractive when they look proud and confident, the study of 1,084 heterosexual men and women shows. "Generally, the results appear to reflect some very traditional gender norms and cultural values that have emerged, developed and been reinforced through history, at least in Western cultures," Jessica Tracy, a sociologist at Vancouver's University of British Columbia, said in a statement Tuesday."

[@liyoupiano]

Sigh!!! Putting down the chilli heatwave Doritos bag slowly......

[@chovue2363]

whoo baby! i can see freedom reaching for that hand already!

[@stemberkudang5110]

If your teacher caught you bringing cigarettes to school, go ahead and light a cigarette in front of the teacher. You have pride to protect. Don't let others try to shut down.

[@12Burton24]

Stronger does not mean healthier. You can be unhealthy with overexercising. And becoming strong does not mean you eat healthier or sleep enough😂

[@Gabriel.Morse.23]

I started watching Austin Dunham (the first guy) when I first started working out as a young teen, he has stopped so low since then

[@DeeIrish94]

Dollar Store Randy Orton really tried to embarrass a grown man while in booty shirts with no socks.

[@MW304_]

The English guy in the blue suit isn’t a masculinity guru. He is a tailor and part owner of a bespoke suit brand called AskOkey. The suits they make are designed with a classical influence. They get some hate from men that don’t agree with a classic dress sense. This was him addressing some of the comments.

[@fidelio9301]

Still a bit cringe

[@RhinoAg]

Jocko on point tho

[@rajatsiddamal]

Yeah its sure is funny But yeah i agree to that guy who said have a 12 $ bar , yes start somewhere guys

[@andrzejkopalnia]

Overcome capitalism. Do the reading. Succeed.

[@ra39287]

I love you for this one😂😂😂😂. Thank you.

[@rohanbreheny5129]

The funny thing about most 'gurus' is that they arent perfect but tell everyone that they need to be perfect all the time. Bet that last guy is on social media all the time looking for people to follow him to boost his ego

[@YesYouAreAbsolutelyCorrect]

Superheroes wear short shorts, remember, my legends!!!

[@jelorer]

that austin dunham guy is a complete dork lol

[@Gjri11]

In all honesty.. yes, some of these guys are clowns e.g. the first guy. However when you're laughing at what Jocko and certain others may be saying you start to look alot more like the clown, Jockos words are wise and if you actually look behind his words instead of trying to find any excuse to laugh you'll do yourself a favour. Was kinda childish laughing at that.. but I guess that's what this channel is for.

[@Lrd.Osiris]

The problem with most of these guys advice is... It's about looking good, not actually being good. That's technically just manipulation... And self delusion. Esp. That smile guy and the suit everyday guy.

[@Evantailsacre]

The way he says it is funny but the smirk thing is something modeling agencies actually tell you to do.

[@ibokilic]

That first Guy most definitely left social media if he saw this video 😂😂

[@sifuhotman8595]

I'm not saying most of these guys aren't grifters ( not counting jocko, he's pretty legit) but the fact that olima is a confident, masculine and fit dude who already has his life in order and hes basically making fun of the concept of telling weak men to become confident, masculine and fit is just off-putting to me.

[@billymemonable]

The first reaction made my f**kin day 😂 Thank you Olima 🫡

[@murof0078]

You not being able to get a word out when that guy smirked, Had me rolling😂😂😂

[@ReliRestrict]

Who's worst? The people filming that crap or the people taking that crap seriously?

[@bjornikd]

Bro died 💀

[@mattlars89]

Dude, just watching this video made me smile all by myself. No need to smirk here :)

[@michaelanthony4750]

"I've been doing this since I was a little boy and the ladies love it." WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY???

[@rishikamath6718]

4th guy was straight up narrating a Barney Stinson story from How I Met Your Mother.

[@demkam]

I’ve been smiling for every profile pic even on my KZbin channel hahahah 😂😂😂😂😂 No more smiling for me, time to flirt with my smile 😂

[@joaobernardo5593]

It's simple. I see Olima, I click

[@johart309]

I can hear a clear Micah Richards‘s influence in that laughter. BUT I AINT COMPLAININ

[@Gia_7604]

Bro you had body of a monster humor of a comedian and voice of a lil girl wtf bro 😆 🤣 😂.

[@channelofeverything893]

I want to be a politician. In world history, they always get the best, live the longest, almost whole family die from old age, no one hungry or depressed...while everyone else is on risk and have 50/50 to die unaturely.

[@heathhenderson7765]

I can’t believe someone finally defined what a smirk is after all theses years!

[@Mafioso1731]

That guy talking about social media I agree with 💯

[@neomachina]

I’m a lady and I don’t love it. Gimme the dorky smile any day.