Olly Alexander - Dizzy (LIVE) | United Kingdom 🇬🇧 | Grand Final | Eurovision 2024

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Olly Alexander from the United Kingdom performed ‘Dizzy’ in the Grand Final of Eurovision 2024 in Malmö, Sweden
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~~~ Lyrics ~~~
There’s a place where
We break the line
Make it a circle redefined
Beautiful gardens
Eternal flowers
You know the way so take me there
Won’t you make me
Dizzy from your kisses
Will you take my hand and spin me
Round and round until the moment never ends
Make me dizzy from your kisses
Will you take my hand and spin me
Take me back to the beginning again (again, again)
Pulling me close
I feel a stillness in the air
Time has frozen
All memories lost
So won’t you make me
Dizzy from your kisses
Will you take my hand and spin me
Round and round until the moment never ends
Make me dizzy from your kisses
Will you take my hand and spin me
Take me back to the beginning again (again, again)
So won’t you make me…
There isn’t an end
There isn’t a start
I don’t wanna stop
I can’t go too far
There isn’t an end
There isn’t a start
I don’t wanna stop
I can’t go too far
There isn’t an end
There isn’t a start
I don’t wanna stop
I can’t go too far
There isn’t an end
There isn’t…
So won’t you make me
Dizzy from your kisses
Will you take my hand and spin me
Round and round until the moment never ends
Make me dizzy from your kisses
Will you take my hand and spin me
Take me back to the beginning again (again, again)
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[@doublea-zmusic3663]

Credit to the United Kingdom for always singing in their own language every year 🇬🇧

[@lunity1111]

Looool

[@ivashkawhite3334]

Good one lol

[@dazlock4491]

Original joke... Artists are supposed to sing in one of their national languages, the UK sadly don't have many options lol.

[@DannyEvs]

Why would they sing in another language?

[@lunity1111]

@@DannyEvs it’s a joke

[@Alex-fv7ri]

Me asking the teacher if I can go to the bathroom Teacher: Why didn't you go during recess? The bathroom during recess:

[@saum579]

you dont have a bathroom? if the only thing that you saw in this performance is the bathroom...

[@tahira1]

😅😅😅

[@Cheflizjech]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kiwi_Vids]

LOL

[@stephenroney2366]

Do you go to Eton? Lol

[@ΔημήτριοςΠολιορκητής-π4φ]

Some things never change . uk as always wins the award for the most hilarious comment section

[@roddo1955]

Because the brits have the best sense of humour

[@lala_land86]

We have to laugh at our mistakes 😳

[@Le_Petit_Lapin]

@@lala_land86 What mistake? the song was poignant criticism on the state of the public toilets in this country.

[@sebastianperezpizarro6836]

Irony means hidden angry. So, you are people full of angry

[@MogulProductions]

I‘m laughing tears because of these comments 😂😂 well done lads! 🙏🏻 greetings from 🇨🇭😭

[@docjoekr]

Just want to clear something up for any non Brits in the comment section thinking this is how we shower. IT ISN'T! Eurovision has a limit on 6 people on stage during any performance, if this was accurate, their would be way more men. Also a portrait of the King

[@vici7]

🤣😂

[@tchaikovsky.p]

you forgot about the mandatory several cups of tea

[@peaxn]

@@tchaikovsky.pnah tea isn't good in the shower. Its ready for when you get out of it though 😂😂😂

[@myagyo2431]

O tak nowy poetret króla wymiata. Można nim straszyć dzieci i dorosłych. Bez portretu nie idź pod prysznic jeśli jesteś prawdziwym brytyjczykiem. A herbata potem obowiązkowa

[@dairreagh6468]

You forgot the dilfs from the pub

[@GaliReax]

Love the brits roasting themselves in the comments. Unrivaled humour

[@roddo1955]

Self deprecation is one of the reasons im charmed by the Brits. I miss the UK🥲i felt more at home when i lived there than i do in my own country. now

[@RebeccaEd]

Yesss it's so nice and funny to read these comments! Kudos to them for (mostly) not being bitter.

[@braveravenmediamoiststudio7352]

@@roddo1955 ..and where is home for you? (Out of interest..)

[@joanneamu]

@@RebeccaEdwhat’s the point? He tried, we didn’t win… atleast we can try get a laugh from it! 😂

[@Bertrand146]

So true! Love from France.

[@amac7706]

As a male living in the UK in 2024, i can confirm that this is how my recent boiler inspection went.

[@-RAVENdrawsalot]

Sorry that got me cackling 😂💀✨

[@sgnjamcitydevteam6913]

😂

[@deborahmorgan6848]

I have hot tea coming down my nose after reading that 😂😂😂

[@mariarivas5366]

😂🤣

[@juliad1065]

Now deeply disappointed about last boiler inspection 😅

[@RichardPain3]

Instead of going for glory, the UK went for gloryhole

[@warhawk2001]

😂😂😂😂

[@darkeagle4994]

😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍

[@morediversitytocolumbia8688]

I like the native population of UK.

[@bc5197]

Haaaaaaa

[@neilba1]

ha ha, exactly right!

[@Johnseyjarry]

As a British man, this is what post rugby showers are like

[@efialtissou]

That's what we thought of british guys anyway

[@pawelszmit4]

🤣

[@Maryplaysrobloxforever]

Say bottle of water 😎

[@karlwilliams8096]

As a fully qualified and licensed plumber, with legitimate credentials spanning over 10 years - i can confirm, after fully reviewing this video that this is not a plumbing related issue. Therefore i can not make a recommendation here.

[@winnied87]

Thanks for making me laugh, Karl. :)

[@jaxonmcqueen6974]

@Karlwilliams8096 I'm not an expert but trust me when I say, this is infact a "plumbing" problem 😈🤣🤣🤣

[@O-la25]

Best comment. Thank you 😂

[@kaulquappensocken]

Even though my plumbing experience is not that long-lasting as yours I can tell that in a situation like that sometimes it proves helpful "wenn man ein Rohr verlegt" (ancient German wisdom passed from father's mouth to son's ears only).

[@Riceyricericeyay]

there are showers if that helps

[@ΚωνσταντίνοςΠ-γ9κ]

As a British man I conform that this is how we take our daily shower

[@Nevi8711]

😂😂

[@Grails_Knight]

You just want to lure us EU-ropeans in for cheap labour! I want to see proof of that before moving.

[@FoXiofficial]

Bathroom top

[@mellisa_sage5768]

😂😂😂

[@nicholasjoseph9062]

😂😂😂

[@ΓιάννηςΠαπαδόπουλος-ι4χ]

BBC seeing that 0 points from public : Its good for us to keep our traditions

[@greenywasabi5530]

0 points was celebrated like the true victory it was

[@ColourChangers]

HOW ABOUT 2022????

[@davidforden]

@@ColourChangersnever forgetting Sam ryder

[@Rufus-k6y]

Better than -1

[@TTTOMMYG]

@@davidforden the British public voted for ryder and he did well should let the British public choose more

[@Dom-bq8du]

My sleep paralysis demons at 3am:

[@Криспи-в3т]

😂😂😂😂

[@Ulanox_tb]

Same

[@iwasbornin2004]

The freezer in Papa’s Paleteria at 3 a.m:

[@_ChaosDragQueen_2009]

Who wants Spider Olly Alexander back? 🤣🤣🤣

[@iwasbornin2004]

@@_ChaosDragQueen_2009 probably in jordan’s Papa’s Paleteria Cherry Blossom Festival video ⚠️

[@StreetsleeperUK]

This song is clearly about a bunch of lads having issues with vertigo whilst doing plumbing

[@waitinginthepipeline]

Ha ha.

[@triplesevenpunkstar]

amen

[@carolan4732]

😂😂

[@nuiwai5402]

😂😂😂😂

[@benosbourne5987]

😂😂😂

[@mildlydispleased3221]

Had these guys re-tile my bathroom last month, it looked dirtier than before they started.

[@markryder1400]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@montlon1011]

could you give me their phone number?

[@Natusian]

It wasn't plaster they used to stick the tiles to the wall.

[@mildlydispleased3221]

@@Natusian Mate. Why.

[@katerinarouskova8232]

One thing the British always win: comment section :D :D

[@EmptyVacuumOfSpace]

My mother joined me to watch Eurovision when UK was performing, she has not talked to me since.

[@ivankaraula222]

Jesus is only way to Heaven❤✝️🙂

[@ΓουλιέλμοςΒ-ο7ε]

Imagine Queen Elizabeth watching this from Paradise lol

[@roddo1955]

She has seen worse.... "Flying the flag"

[@jugofuturizam]

babe, she ain’t in paradise, this is a normal tuesday morning for her down there

[@nikolassodiant2595]

She's just spilled the tea on Paddington 😂

[@shayanahmed7132]

Paradise??? Homegirl's roasting in hell

[@Duckduckobtusegoose]

I imagine the king probably likes it

[@Mdgamingyt13]

This is how australia watch the eurovision upside down

[@petecernan2568]

This performance was enough to turn someone straight

[@bewhatYUare]

😂😂😂😂 so true

[@Bosslady189]

😂😂😂

[@johnwright9372]

😂 Good one.

[@susanagarcia9646]

In my case, is the other way around. I now want to be a gay man😂😂 I love Olly!!!!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@AsteriskBlight]

Haha true

[@HDTomo]

As a registered Briton, I can confirm we do this to assert dominance on enemy roadmen 1:41

[@EpicEquinoxRBX]

as a brit, i can agree

[@GamingAndFilmKnowledge]

I'm from the UK and I laughed my head off, when it got 0 points from the public XD

[@MrBlox-nk8hj]

Your comment make my day 👍😅 I am from Lithuania 😉

[@gustawkonrad6940]

but WHY 0 points?

[@Elltia_T]

UK and Germany always get like 0 points for the puplic, it's a meme at this point

[@gustawkonrad6940]

@@Elltia_T karma for the past

[@svenbandido5751]

@@Elltia_T True! And both deserved so much better.

[@misterbonzoid5623]

I'm British and this comments section is what REALLY represents the best of us.

[@SummerzABummer]

Avarage Prison in America

[@donglegs]

Sad

[@magdalena_nizynska]

"the best" of you are bullying your own artist! Olly got 0 point from the audience, he needs support!!! I am from Russia. I don't think it was: gAy pOrNo / raunchy / disgusting / tasteless or whatever you call it. Fantastic staging&song! One of my favorite Eurovision entry ever💥❤️‍🔥💘 Bathroom from "Saw 1" - great👍😌 my favorite horror

[@grappies]

Loving British humour then! 😂

[@Skinniest_Kween]

No, this comment section represents your character. If this is how you people are, the world is disappointed in you.

[@99sparso]

As a 35yo male from the UK, I can confirm it is mandatory, by law, to perform this routine once per annum at 6:34am on Shrove Tuesday.

[@ronaldinho12345678]

Why’s everyone gay in uk and Europe?

[@99sparso]

@@ronaldinho12345678 No idea. You'll have to ask my girlfriend.

[@garyfryer5334]

6.34?? Bloody Hell!! Thought it was 5.54!! Never mind, im sure i will catch up!!😅

[@Rosie_does_art]

@@garyfryer5334 nah mate your confused, 5:34 is when we have an afternoon cuppa and practice our pronunciation of bottle a wo’ah

[@procopischristofi9158]

​@@ronaldinho12345678Is he gay or European?

[@FalconOnFilm]

I'm from from the UK, and can confirm what they are wearing is typical Sunday business attire. It's normally in black, but the red is obviously a reference to our love of jam and ketchup, linked to our patron saint of breakfast from the 1700s, St. Egglesbert III. The dance is an incredible recreation of his traditional morning routine.

[@annaserenity5339]

😂😂😂

[@aikaterinafountzoula3040]

I LOVE YOU 😂😂😂😂

[@S2tY832]

Help 😂😂😂

[@Mollydolly-f4o]

As an Olly / Y&Y fan...I LOVE THIS COMMENT SO MUCH

[@ATrixsterr]

As a British fellow, I can confirm this is one of our daily occurrences when it comes to showering with the homies ✌️

[@saraselimoski4981]

HAHAHAH

[@swaggyj4272]

“As a British fellow…. Homies” lmao

[@Anna101shark]

As long as you don't forget to kiss them good night

[@BermondseyBoy]

who dropped the soap.

[@anthonyferris8912]

Keep the noise down lads, someone’s trying to take a dump in cubicle five.

[@jay4you853]

Nah louder in this case!!😂

[@DamienSullivan-hw4lq]

😂😂😂

[@tahira1]

😅😅😅😅

[@GanymedeXD]

No 5 will be delighted about any noise not coming from him!

[@Bee.Boy_]

I’d just like to share that I’m a gay man who doesn’t watch Eurovision and as soon as it was over, my mother called me and said “You’re gay, you should watch the UK eurovision from tonight” I just thought I’d share

[@armenov666]

That never happened

[@Bee.Boy_]

@@armenov666 ???

[@Catcatharina1987]

Wtf?!?! Why would she do that....

[@PatrickHG1503]

@@Catcatharina1987 She probably did it because its funny

[@vintasaru]

thats probably the most british thing i've heard so far

[@rubenmartinrecio]

I'm the only one who loves this song??

[@Yamo-h5b]

No❤

[@skybeardsmore]

yeah

[@BlackCatKZ]

I love this great performance. U.K. is one of my favorite this year

[@heichan8657]

no

[@chenra-n1r]

No, I am listening every day😂

[@Booklover-coffeelover]

UK continuing the tradition of receiving 0 points from the public. Well done 😂

[@GreenManaYo]

deserved

[@amberthehoodiewearer]

noo no one deserves that ☹️

[@dancingpigmonkey]

​@@amberthehoodiewearer this one did

[@cheekytyke]

@@dancingpigmonkeyplease enter 2025 for UK

[@dreadwr1nger]

i think its because they just generally send the worst people known to man 😭

[@ayoungconservative1051]

I'm from the UK and I celebrated when we got no points from the public. This was fucking awful 😂😂😂

[@chillyuha]

😂

[@sparkles122]

Yep. Maybe if we had someone who could actually sing we might of got some points.

[@petermulhall485]

It really is 😂😂

[@maaamyto4360]

As a person from other country I assume that this is still because of our angry about Brexit. Since the Brexit is no deal for me to order things from GB and I cry because of lack of The Ordinary and a lot of designer fashion brands. I loved your shoes, but I already forgot those brands. The song is nice, maybe the vocals could be better, but you not, nothing is perfect. Still the Brexit made my online shopping harder a lot. 😜

[@Water_Ox73]

God hates this song, but not as much as me!!!

[@NaomiSemi]

I don't know why I cracked up when I heard "UK....0 points" 😅🤣🤣🤣

[@missbritishchick]

So did i. And the way Graham Norton said. "I wonder why" 😂😂

[@SamKelly-db6me]

I'm British and I laughed... embarrassing entry, glad the European people put it in its place

[@Nats.L]

Same.. 😭😭😭😭

[@smokeyb321]

Same I started laughing

[@jonathanfreund791]

Istg i predicted it as well😂😂 I said “0 points” out loud 2 second before the jury🤣

[@bulltutorials5845]

As a uk citizen I can confirm this is how i shower

[@Sword35632]

Without a crown? 3 cup of teas? NO BISCUITS? WHERE THE HECK IS THE AUSSIE WHO SNEAKED OUT OF HIS HOMELAND

[@losvaqueros4761]

Well...thats when bad singing is not the worst at all😂😂😂

[@proselytizingorthodoxpente8304]

This is the reason why I never use public toilets

[@karinamirzoeva7707]

🤣

[@tonberrykinged]

I thought I was safe following the passing of George Michael, but apparently not.

[@FoXiofficial]

But they say in Russia you can’t go to public toilets. It's even worse in Europe

[@kkc6016]

😂 🤣 😂👍🏻

[@Mimi33367]

Omg😂😂😂😂

[@prochoicenotantivax119]

you wouldn't want to drop the soap in that bathroom

[@kayleigh_8265]

I don't think there's soap seeing how dirty the bathroom is

[@moon_fake]

What if I want to?

[@treforevans572]

I would, gay men actually exist..

[@someguy2744]

​​@@treforevans572 The thing is - dropping the soap is almost always non-consensual.

[@bodo887]

I really like the song but I wonder what made them think that a dirty shower room and unkept looking guys in unwashed old looking clothes dancing suggestively would appeal to the European public?

[@paddyanglais91]

I'm pleased we got zero points from the public.

[@green4661]

I think they were trying to be dirty gym gay toilet thing from the Aids era ...

[@alejandrovinnyk5507]

@@green4661 and that`s great

[@htth8633]

Exactly. I loved the official video -- great song, great coreography and moves. But when he performed live - naah.

[@DianneClewes]

It didn't have a catchy enough chorus & Olly's vocals weren't strong. The way it was staged was very unappealing 4 guys simulating sex in a toilet, who needs to see that.

[@yatshie8717]

I don't care what anyone says this song is a straight (oh wait) banger (oh no I did it again)

[@chaotichellbender6713]

I never reply to comments but oml… you just made me choke/laugh so hard I woke my dog up! 12 pts for that comment from the US!

[@boxingmonthly]

A Bent Wobbler

[@NeosPatriotismos]

im almost died of laughter when they announced their 0 points

[@markryder1400]

Why explain

[@derkleinewalter7911]

Very sad

[@charshill2978]

Always my fave part of EV 😂

[@stevedawson4928]

Result of the night just to see his little face 😂

[@sebastian0107]

@@stevedawson4928 He even cheered! Was that the doing of his p rozac?

[@ynhb3443]

ESC:How many gay artist do you want Olly:Yes

[@Speed_IOT]

Fr

[@Wolflairhx1]

Us straights have become invisible and censored now it seems.

[@Orebrohkfan]

LGBT Song Contest

[@TraXXXtar]

i swear its only the gays saying they're surprised it got 0 points televote. next time focus on the singing instead of ways to make your entry as gay as possible to appeal to the only minority of people that will already vote for you anyway just because they're displaying their gayness openly

[@grambi]

@@Orebrohkfan Slimane, Markus & Martinus, and many others disagree :-)

[@glory2cybertron]

the guy didn't get the memo that a Eurovision show is supposed to look gay without trying too hard with the "hey look we're gay!!!"

[@ThanksChris]

An art form in itself

[@SonOfFurzehatt]

Maybe it's time to stop being coy.

[@scoopskipotatoes7692]

There’s no right or wrong way to be gay lmao. Literally the only requirement is to be a dude who likes dudes

[@antonzanarkand]

Say you're an homophobe without saying you're an homophobe

[@JenFromWebsite]

@@antonzanarkandthis isn’t homophobic at all

[@MoonSpinners]

I usually pretend I’m not British most of the time, this performance explains why 😂

[@MariaAC75]

Omg same! 😂

[@axoeo]

They need to bring oasis to this concert, will win with flying colours. Don’t really like he songs now 😂😂

[@Deadman7600.]

@@axoeothey probably won’t do that because bbc chooses singers they have direct links to. They do it to increase profits. If we had a selection process and oasis wanted to compete, the win would be ours tho.

[@Paufranne]

Just own it.

[@msch7620]

@@axoeo Or add Mr Bean to any performance. 😂 That would be stereotypically British enough.

[@jamo62]

Hosts: UK, you get... my dad sarcastically: nil pua Hosts: ...0 points. best moment of the night for me

[@JoleneSmart-uy1zm]

I always say nil pau didn’t know the pau was spelt like that though

[@jamo62]

@@JoleneSmart-uy1zm It isn't, it is spelt like points actually, I just spelt it that way to emphasize what he was saying

[@elliec7677]

This comment had me howling because my dad would have said exactly same thing 😂😂😂😂

[@JoleneSmart-uy1zm]

@@jamo62 ah ok

[@MrSvante88]

😂😂

[@NecessaryDramaAddictionNDA]

I thought we’d worked super hard over the past decades to get away from the stereotyping of gay men as being promiscuous cottaging in public toilets?

[@earthur715]

But... we actually do it haha. If he was surrounded by women, the performance would have been appreciated. This just shows how uncomfortable the public still is with homosexuality.

[@braveravenmediamoiststudio7352]

George Michael knew..

[@armyonce6962]

@@earthur715 nah, it was simply too overly sexual, even if it was straight people would be uncomfortable. other gay artists do well in eurovision

[@earthur715]

@@armyonce6962 They do well because they don't do anything explicitly homosexual. People love the gay singer or the gay fashion designer since a long time, but something explicitly homosexual still isn't as well perceived as something explicitly straight.

[@armyonce6962]

@@earthur715 agree to an extent, but still, this performance really was a bit much for a music festival imo? and i’m saying this as a lesbian so no, it doesn’t come from a homophobic place

[@planetsxturn]

as a Brit, I understand completely how this got 0 public votes.

[@Uare_beauty]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THEM to get 0

[@Uare_beauty]

Like that’s crazy -

[@cristinaneagu1079]

Well it’s the diaspora who votes. No brits in Europe

[@dising101]

Are you possibly homophobic?

[@helikaon8628]

@@dising101 no, it was just terrible.

[@Sword35632]

The spiders in my room throwing a party:

[@etano1701]

😂😂

[@chucknorris8704]

Didn't think it was possible to dial up the GAYNESS to 11

[@flynn9214]

Have you seen Spain's dancers?

[@justdance77]

@@flynn9214 Spain's dancers were more interesting and the outfiits ate

[@PaulBaksy]

This was camper than a row of pink tents

[@mumumeme8496]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrtalos]

I know gay people that are saying this is too much.

[@DerryPope]

It's meant to be a song contest, not a rave organised on Grindr.

[@saum579]

what is grindr?

[@DerryPope]

@@saum579 oh bless your innocence for not knowing. Don’t Google it on a shared device; it’s a gay hook up app.

[@succerberg84]

@@saum579 A site where males meet each other and become good friends 😀

[@Deadman7600.]

@@saum579poor sweet child

[@cazfreedomnow486]

lol😂😂😂😂😂

[@saxongreen78]

Ah, yes - a traditional folk song about an iconic English theme...COTTAGING in the GUTTER!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@JoleneSmart-uy1zm]

Fkin crying ! Cottaging in the gutter - from Hereford England I give you the award of winning the internet comments of 2024 so far

[@bertiescunsbutch9323]

I bet Miranda was glued to the TV screen.

[@KelvinNorris-kp4tb]

Well you seem to know 😂😂

[@paulbrough7122]

Brilliant

[@petercarter6946]

Worked for George

[@maxkrayniy7379]

literally one of the best-executed and creative performances choreography and camerawork-wise in Eurovision history! wow!!!

[@christschinwon]

Too gay for Eurovision. That in itself is one hell of an achievement

[@roddo1955]

It wasnt too gay. The song was forgettable af. I only remembered the hot guys writhing and hip thrusting. Fun too watch but not a song i'd listen to. and his vocal was weak

[@kimbogal]

@@roddo1955 That, and this video / song is clearly about cottaging.

[@christschinwon]

@@roddo1955 agreed a weak song and performance. There was a moment when he pushed the end of his mic into a dancer's mouth. It was a step too far, not necessary imo!

[@Sandracrnv]

All Eurovision is gay

[@nikolassodiant2595]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@RD-jb3vi]

We went from ruling 1/4 of the Earth to this in less than 100 years …. Wow , you got to give us credit

[@liamgaughan2789]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bertrand146]

One of the best comment ever !!! Love from France.

[@lennat24]

Best comment!

[@hibou4828]

As a French I can tell you that I laughed the whole time, I certainly had a little thought for you but damn it was satisfying 😂

[@Bertrand146]

@@hibou4828 On the other hand Slimane was pathetic, crawling and crying his misery for the world to see. At least the english gig was fun.

[@jellyontheplate2934]

As an LGBT male, this made uncomfortable "family" viewing. It seems the BBC were more interested in pursuing the gay demographic choreography-wise rather than concentrating on the song as a whole.

[@carlmanvers5009]

I agree with everything you say.

[@Gigisworld77]

I thought this at first but I watched with my kids and honestly I was more concerned about Spain and Slovenia’s performances. I don’t think Olly deserved to win but he definitely didn’t deserve zero points

[@sallyosullivan5707]

Here here . What were they thinking.

[@cmotdibbler8105]

Its culture in general. Everything has to be divergent from the past, but ultimately this won't work. Society will not work, from innovation to economics, to the continuation of the species. But, if course this is what 'they' want. They want a world with hardly anyone else in it.

[@GettingWorse]

What has this got to do with the BBC? They don’t control what kind of acts get into the final.

[@MiaSkylar96]

This was in my top 3, the UK didn't get robbed... they got insulted. Such a great performance and song getting zero televote points would be, if i was the UK, a signal to consider withdrawing next year from eurovision. Kisses from spain.

[@dimka.yakimov]

United Kingdom respects tradition and gets zero points 🌚

[@vladyakimov2872]

100%

[@Beansontoast93911]

If our tradition is making ourselves look like absolute Muppets on TV all around the world we definitely succeeded people like Elton John used to represent us on this contest. WTF is this guy on

[@judybullimore]

I thought olly was brilliant great voice great dancer and should not be penalised 4 being gay wot about other contestants who were erotic? Raver gail bee

[@garrywallace1007]

@@judybullimore I like Olly, but his vocals were weak in this performance....and voters noticed.

[@robjackson736]

@@judybullimore the routine was like a seedy gay sex club not entertaining at all it was actually painful to watch no class no comedy it was meh! Not a good look for the UK

[@triplecogstudios3991]

Instead of using Eurovision to start a career in music (like many have done), Ollie decides to finish his.

[@lillylee6496]

Hahahahaha :)

[@ajibeji02]

fr. i guess he must have known it was a risk

[@Тарантино-з3щ]

Try dancing and singing at the same time

[@ice_wolfie]

@@Тарантино-з3щ musical theatre actors do that all the time what’s ur point

[@tomdemandt6017]

@@Тарантино-з3щ Many other singers seem to manage just fine... 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@LovelyRottweiler-nn5ot]

As a straight UK male this is exactly how my new shower instalation went last Tuesday. A very well deserved zero points. Well done 🎉

[@ЮлияТажиева]

🤣🤣🤣

[@GanymedeXD]

I am a bit afraid about my shower installation next week …

[@Catallano1981]

​@@GanymedeXDdont be afraid, those are good lads ^^

[@winnied87]

Did you feel dizzy, tho?

[@1Kristina]

Дно

[@vm2833]

So underrated !! this was amazing and Iconic!!

[@rogerramjet5302]

1) why is the set a shower? 2) where is the soap? 3) who picked it up?

[@trixyminx]

Following for answers

[@HZWY_Records]

I think all of them picked up the soap

[@trixyminx]

@@HZWY_Records In unison or one by one?

[@lannalisa2925]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lowlander-ci7is]

4 who got bummed😅

[@imsoboredhahaha]

Why was the bathroom trap from Saw 1 on the moodboard for the set design? 😭

[@Kaskada_]

Wait.... Actually good question

[@chemitch8474]

Some of the fear with gay hookups, ? Like is the person real, are you going to get drugged or house robbed

[@philosopherlogic]

Canadian here, first thing I heard about the UK performance was they used the bathroom from Saw.

[@daveyp0033]

I am British and I am thrilled we got zero points 😂

[@Arsenalgetbatteredeverywhereth]

Well at least we didn’t get negative points

[@KG08LUFC-f2w]

We didn’t we got points off the jury and public

[@Foreverwithevermore]

I completely agree,our one was awful

[@Maskoa]

real, im from the uk and my dad had a shot for it 🤣🤣🤣

[@middleeastgirl8926]

yes, i cannot understand it. it was the best song but the performance was just about sex.

[@selfishbirch]

Tbh, I think it’s an amazing act and the song sounds like my childhood early 2000 and I love it. Don’t understand why it didn’t blow up

[@RubykonCubes3668]

This!

[@spaghetti_2448]

As a UK citizen, when UK got 0 televote points, I burst out laughing. Honestly we deserved it, as this staging is just TOO MUCH.

[@Babu19933]

Nonsense. Any other country would be showered with praise for staging this good.

[@michaelchartres]

I agree and was delighted we got 0 points.

[@elsapinto3573]

Eurovision ought to do better. This used to be a family show and now it's too much sexual content and the Irish song looked like it had satanic vibes😢

[@bodo887]

​@@Babu19933 a dirty shower room? great staging...

[@NeonNion]

Nonsense, this was a great performane and as a Finn I really liked it!

[@cj-valentine]

0 points from the public. My faith in people has been somewhat restored.

[@jay-ip3ot]

So true

[@Simon-wz6km]

Well said sir

[@Romy-90]

There is a fine line between being sexy and being tasteless. And UK has crossed the line with full speed.

[@markryder1400]

It's got folk talking online though hasn't it.

[@stephenjones1380]

@@markryder1400 Yes, about how absolutely awful it was.

[@veritasvanburen_]

Genuine question what would you say was an example from this year that was sexy but not tasteless? I don’t think the UK was the only one to cross the line. Slovenia was pretty much naked, ireland stripped down to almost nothing, Austria, malta and Cyprus had lead singers dancing around men like the UK, and malta even had bdsm themes… it was pretty pornographic all around this year. It wasn’t just the Brits.

[@Romy-90]

@@veritasvanburen_ personally, I thought that Austria's entry for example was sexy and fun without being too on the nose, but like I said - it's a fine line and also up to preference. Unfortunately in UK's case the public seemed to agree that this performance was just...sleazy? On top of very very weak vocals from the singer.

[@wumwum42]

​​@@veritasvanburen_finnland. That one was hillarious

[@Topluar]

Omg! Such an outstanding stage performance 🙌🏻🔥🔥 I can't still understand why it didn't rich higher points! This song was one of the best ones, it doesn't matter the results... Good job 🤝

[@crispyshaw9204]

In the words of Roy from the IT Crowd. "Its too gay. I thought i could handle it"

[@kjh23gk]

They might as well have submitted the "I Love Willies" song. 🤣

[@stephenroney2366]

​@@kjh23gkThat's unfair. It's, "I love tight shitty arses song." Now that's corrected. Lol.

[@hibou4828]

As a French, I can guarantee you that I have never laughed so hard at Eurovision 😂

[@heyguyswhatshappening6210]

As a French what ? Lol

[@sopstr192]

@@heyguyswhatshappening6210 yes she made a mistake, but she can speak both French and English. Can you?

[@zoetafallaballester7322]

What mistake did she make?

[@louisb.4347]

Even with Twin Twin ?

[@nesly.kugisaki]

​@@zoetafallaballester7322 I'm guessing she was supposed to say 'as a French woman/female'. But it's more than normal to make this mistake when your mother tongue isn't English. Because in French, you don't have to say sth after you mention the nationality, like 'En tant que Français' meaning 'as a French (person)' It's the same in Turkish as well which is my mother tongue.

[@Jonipoon]

To be honest, the song isn’t that bad and clearly has one of the catchier tunes among all contestants. It’s just that this whole performance was the greatest turnoff of the century lol.

[@hakaibunshi]

Yeeep, there's sexy, then there's erotic and then there's plain vulgar and off-putting 🫠yikes

[@reisetyler]

No the guy was off key af. But I am curious how they did the performance

[@deleyderismynamer]

@@reisetyler He so was omg

[@fnma21]

No, it's bad

[@ixizn]

Sorry but no… the only thing worse than the song itself is the singing. It’s hard to even listen to. 🫣

[@Dermacrosis]

What surprised me was how for the performance the dancers were not the standard back up dancer example of "perfect" and showed that it takes training to be a back up dance. Just look at the ones holding themselves upside down, the ones who look like their feet are on the ceiling. That takes a high level of physical discipline and skill to show that the "back up dancers" are highly trained and talented.

[@lightningtwostrikes4317]

Well, I think it’s fabulous. Every value I’ve ever held is being questioned and I’m loving it.

[@highdefinist9697]

What, you have a problem with showers?

[@toamster]

IT Crowd forever 😂😂

[@lightningtwostrikes4317]

@@toamster willies willies I love willies 🤣

[@jobblejosh9713]

@@lightningtwostrikes4317 'Scuse me sir could you keep it down?

[@jamesmt142]

Do you think Olly might be a friend of Dorothy's?

[@stephenhumphrey7935]

Thank you Europe for not voting for us. I'm sorry we inflicted this 'song' on you.

[@javierd.d]

No way, man. This was incredible.

[@stephenhumphrey7935]

@@javierd.d If that's what you think, then that's cool. But why are most of the songs about gays/trans people? Eurovision was much better in the past.

[@javierd.d]

​@@stephenhumphrey7935I was tired of the constant emphasis on the sexual identity of the artists (we want to live in a world where we all fit as equals and they only make labels that no one has asked them, it's contradictory). But it is true that some songs were very good. And the UK's song is one of the few I'm going to keep listening to now that Eurovision is over.

[@stephenhumphrey7935]

@@javierd.d Good point. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight, but some of the videos were really tacky. I'm not gay, but I love Elton John and Freddy Mercury's music. They knew how to write a song (and make great video). Compared to them, some of the Eurovision songs were appalling. Anyway mate, nice to talk with you. 👍👍

[@javierd.d]

​​@@stephenhumphrey7935Straight (in this case you), gay (in this case me) and everyone else can dialogue, debate and live together as one. The pleasure is mine, mate. Greetings from Spain. 🇪🇦

[@daytonahandful]

Tune was catchy but the performance looked like you might catch something

[@wishkid79]

Where OA is concerned I’m pretty sure you would!!

[@zkm5545]

brilliant😄

[@MoehClon]

The performance was so good though! The way the performers made it seem as though gravity was turning was so good.

[@SoulfulAde]

Catchy? You having a laugh?

[@in_wino_veritas]

This performance was the worst of the night, but I don't think, this tune is catchy. Maybe Mae's song was, but this one was just boring.

[@01devlieger]

Am I the only one who really likes it?

[@Galaxy_916]

I actually like it too

[@user-cx8jz7li4]

Και εμένα μου αρέσει είναι το καλύτερο

[@lucyquinnell3204]

I love it.

[@PgRoxette]

I love it!

[@adish7275]

I looooove it

[@HarBosSar]

This was more scary than 🇮🇪 's performance.

[@wintersawaking]

The Irish performer could sing and was actually quite talented instead we ended up with this comedian.

[@in_wino_veritas]

​@@wintersawakingtrue, at least they can sing, plus they were intentionally scary, unlike the UK.

[@josecal8081]

no way

[@dilekminatuysuz4243]

Literally traumatized

[@in_wino_veritas]

@@dilekminatuysuz4243 me too. The world needs therapy from listening to this. And watching it doesn't feel much better.

[@captainross4706]

Sam Ryder proved if the song is good, Europe will vote.

[@ninaj8991]

Sam Ryder is so good for Eurovision. I think it if wasn’t for the sympathy Ukraine vote he would have won

[@austinthesan-antonian3932]

That means absolutely nothing. What are you on about mate?

[@hansfromcongo6322]

Funnily enough that was the year Europe realised they actually quite liked the UK, when Russia came knocking and the UK was the only European power that would actually defend the continent without any second thought.

[@cheekytyke]

@@hansfromcongo6322 they always turn to our armed forces to bail em out

[@simoncleary2761]

Meh. Sam Ryder is a good singer but that song was absolute dog ass.

[@victoriascheer5625]

My mother's face was priceless 💀💀💀💀

[@lannalisa2925]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ummmmno411]

Mine too 💀😭

[@lannalisa2925]

I'm a mother, watched all the show with family and Kids ... I didn't see all this Scandal...... I mean it's show, artists are doing their job. Unfortunately in real Life they see worst things

[@Lily-ld7fn]

@@lannalisa2925 oh dear, some people should not be allowed to have kids.

[@lannalisa2925]

@@Lily-ld7fn 😂😂😂😂😂 maybe

[@BlackCatKZ]

I’m probably crazy, this is the 20th or 30th time I’ve listened to and watched this performance. The male dancers graced the show, beautiful, erotic, masculine, wonderful melody. England was one of the best in my opinion, I don't care about people's homophobia

[@sallyosullivan5707]

What an embarrassment. To say GB is so full of wonderful talented people that this was all we had to offer. 😢

[@merlin7654]

No one with any talent would sing on this show.... its career suicide

[@guesta6005]

I suggest you try listening to years and years - Olly put out some really good music when he was with them

[@mrtalos]

For a long time now genuinely talented people avoid Eurovision like Sunak avoids taxes

[@sagacity7819]

@@merlin7654Sam Ryder doesn’t have talent?…..

[@merlin7654]

@sagacity7819 nope he just screams into a microphone in same pitch and tone throughout a song. Can't stand his high pitched voice

[@BORIS-THE-BEAR]

Bring back Sam Ryder! You didn't see him sexualising himself to get attention he was just raw talent.

[@alejandrotorres8462]

this performance is quite raw too 🤭

[@rosemcgee8368]

Sam Ryder was amazing, he should he won imho

[@bosspoke]

I don't got much problem with the scenography and I really enjoy the song, but I do got a problem with his voice performance. It's so much better in the official video. Still with all this in mind I think it would be worthy of atleast top 10, maybe even top 5 in the finale. That's how good I think the song is.

[@hhw9430]

​@@bosspokeWow 😂

[@austinthesan-antonian3932]

Buddy if you're gonna have sexuality as a theme I think Dizzy and the performance of it this year utilizes it very well.

[@LuzDoSol-yr5bv]

I am gay but man, we went in, full-blown gayer. Too much ! 😂 🇬🇧

[@egonganz5762]

Yeah it was too much sadly. Why oversexualised? He should have known better.😭

[@scoobydriver9]

Literally watching with my boyfriend saying blimes this is bit full on

[@winnied87]

That's the thing. It was too much for a Tv show.

[@gammock4026]

Yes, sorry Olly, but I agree with egonganz, scoobydriver9 and winnied87 it was overly sexualised and possibly offended people. The song was catchy indeed, although rather a long way from "Makin Your Mind Up", but it wasn't the music that grabbed my attention!

[@dljarman3708]

It was like an early take that video with a bad savage garden cover over the top

[@fiorellasanoni1458]

I love this song and the dancers are amazing 🎉

[@Jenseh1Love]

How did this get picked? You are telling me that with all the talent n the whole UK this is the best they could do? It's shocking

[@andrebraga3839]

Many don't want to win or just be average, to participate,promote the country but win imply made the next one witch is cost heavy for a télévision Channel and there's no good return in investissement in it. I'ts exactly like the JO and international championship, if you look at it in the récents Years many country suddenly desisted to organise it, or try to share the cost beetween. I'ts the same logic of every fédération except a handfew like french who since 2017 is trying to organise more and more thing for ideological reason and maybe a bit a " m'a tu vu" policy

[@ninaj8991]

They need to choose something that stands for the whole of the Uk and not an embarrassment to over half of us.

[@Welsh_Git]

@@andrebraga3839 "My lovely horse"

[@Jenseh1Love]

@@SimplySammyK that's very funny when they have an article on their website asking where UK getting it wrong when they need to ask where BBC getting it wrong. Lool

[@jonathanchrist3497]

I would argue that the big 5 dont do a lot of effort since they automatically qualify, so there is no incentive, but then there is italy coming with banger songs EVERY year.

[@NoodlesXD]

I feel like someone at the Eurovision staging crew said "Olly what do you want for your staging..." and he replied "I want men"

[@crownclowncreations]

I mean.. don't we all? 😏 /j

[@Mollydolly-f4o]

OMG HUHAHUHA IJBOL

[@am9036]

Honestly i'm shocked that the judges even gave points to this! Should have been 0 as well

[@saum579]

because its a great song and great performance

[@in_wino_veritas]

Yes, same with Mae last year (although her song was better), she also got at least 15 from the juries, only 9 of from the public, and in these 2 years, none of the people who can't sing advanced to the final (maybe Austria this year, but vocally still better than Olly) and the juries have saved singers in the past from NQ ing, eg Australia 2017, Greece 2017. So I guess, the only ones caring about vocals are televoters.

[@highdefinist9697]

I think it deserves a couple of points. It might be "tasteless" or whatever, but it does so quite consistently, so based on the idea that "art does not need to be pretty", I think this overall qualifies.

[@annebritten7804]

At least Olly gave it a go and it’s a catchy song I like him

[@mari5london]

I'm Japanese and been loving UK music for decades but it feels like it's time to reconsider my relationship with it.

[@RenaeBaker-hu1jz]

I'm from the UK an I find this embarrassing 😳

[@markryder1400]

Yep just do one

[@alanstrang277]

Really? After one song? Get over it.

[@allthenewz]

Yes, I am from the UK and I don't blame you.

[@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293]

Good. Performances like this are disgusting. It's a family friendly singing & dancing contest for goodness sake. These sorts of people here in the West have no sense of boundaries or perspective any more. Gross.

[@cloebraithwaite]

It came on and the exact words out of my Dad's mouth before he left the room to put the kettle on was 'Oh, Good Grief! Didn't think it could get worse but there we are!' Me and my mum spent the rest of the performance in stitches.

[@marzipanmonkey]

0 points from the public vote. That's embarrassing.

[@joewhite22]

But fully deserved.

[@romantratwa7848]

Public knows better then jury :o worst vocals, out of tune, terrible performance.

[@danculbert6349]

@@romantratwa7848 than*

[@lbreindl6]

​@romantratwa7848 public gave israel 323 points, they are clueless😂

[@parabalani]

Don't worry, not the first time for the UK, lol

[@AyshaMinaa]

He is one of My fav singers Im the only one from My class love this song of the girls all the boys love it the song is slay Who love this song comment 👇🏻

[@leannebaines20]

Am i the only one that actually likes the song 🤣

[@saum579]

you are not the only

[@heichan8657]

no

[@jackh7889]

I loved it!

[@silentgamer3396]

I like it, it's so dynamic and energetic. There were much much worse songs in the show. I really don't understand why it is so underrated.

[@pauleiwalsh]

Yep

[@musicmaggs]

This performance triggered my fight or flight response

[@patriciabacelardemacedo452]

The only tune from Eurovision that stayed in my head

[@НатальяЛях-я2з]

Та же фигня, третий день хожу напеваю😉

[@wintersawaking]

I feel sorry for you, the song lives up to its name. You feel dizzy just from listening to it.

[@SoulfulAde]

Pity you. 🥴

[@PhysalisFranchetti]

And what about it's name-sake from 1991? I would hear Olly A's version in my head at the start and then half way through it switched to - "Dizzy" by Vic Reeves & the Wonderstuff... "Dizzy, my head is spinning, like a whirlpool, it never ends, you're making me Dizzy".

[@Shaumbra2012]

My favorite performance by far :) Don't know what this says about me but I loved every element (grimy bathroom, boxing apparel, black tongues, gold teeth, a range of grimaces etc.). Hope Olly recovers from disappointing televoting results.

[@SrMorua]

When I read " a range of grimaces..." I visualized a bunch of that Mc Donald's purple guy

[@andyt5028]

As someone from the UK, I was so disappointed that this song actually received any points at all. Bloody awful.

[@Benamimanutd1]

I'm looking at the comments, and this is some fine british since of humor 😂

[@wintersawaking]

Well most of us British have got good ears to listen with, I wonder if the judges that selected this song were somehow hard of hearing lol.

[@sandy57ful1]

Biggest shock of the night was Olly receiving nil pointe from the public vote....

[@brumbykj]

😆😅🤣😍🤪🤣

[@Glenn036]

Not a shock to many of us 🤣🤣🤣 it was awful and I'm being polite 😅😊

[@TheMochiPochi]

I felt his vocal were really flat and weak :(

[@danielzulu9270]

@@Glenn036 terrible? Why?.. Song beautiful, 80's vibes ,like Pet shop boys. ✨ Love from Italy💘

[@sleepymoo6130]

​@@danielzulu9270for me it was like a clash with steps and erasure! I like it just totally eurovision for me and was shocked no public votes....weird lol x

[@TheAvgeekClan]

For the record this did not deserve what it got i loved this and i love olly and his crew he sang amazingly, love from wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@susiefarah]

How did we not win with this banger 🇬🇧☔💂☕👑

[@EnteleiEchein]

I love your British humor as a Croat. 😆🤣 I'm here to read the comments and they are far better than the boy band you sent!

[@ATrixsterr]

Indeed fellow lad. I must discuss this at my next local tea party ☕️

[@Pufff.]

😂😂😂

[@in_wino_veritas]

Boring song, horrible live performance.

[@GooseWithAPassport]

Yeah a literal *banger*

[@wintersawaking]

Maybe we could get Charlotte Church to sing in Welsh next year in Eurovision, that would be so fun. They would be like what the heck is this language?

[@JoleneSmart-uy1zm]

I was born in Brendon and lived in Cardiff and seen gavin around town a few times tho never Charlotte but yes she’s an amazing singer and it would be great her singing in Welsh lol diolch

[@heidibaltom8138]

That is actually a great idea. It would confuse the living daylights out of everyone. Haha

[@ESCOscar]

As a Brit I would love this, for decades we’ve been sending English people who get bottom 5 or zero points all the time or something ://

[@wintersawaking]

There is a comment on here from @doublea-zmusic3663 saying credit to the UK for singing in their own language each year, with thousands of likes. I think this is wrong, I live on the Welsh borders and every year they send an English person to represent the whole of the British Isles. I do not think that the Welsh and Scottish are represented here. With more and more acts singing in their native languages why should we not have a Welsh person to represent the UK and sing in Welsh. Charlotte Church happens to have the most amazing voice, diolch yn fawr

[@newtrackrecord]

I am English and think that is a great idea. Go for it Wales, a country with a real singing tradition.

[@waiting4smth]

The song is nice, but it is unpleasant to watch the staging. Not homophobic, but that all is just so dirty and disturbing

[@Kamilosann]

totally agree...

[@r20bym]

The song is crap. Go and listen to the Pet Shop Boys - same style of music and sung better

[@zoefragou9099]

Ι think you re looking for the word " kitsch"

[@pauli2169]

Completely agree. I am a gay guy and this sort of thing does not help us at all. Bloody hell, it was just vulgar and unnecessary. I do not care about your sexual orientation, just sing a blood good song well….it is a singing competition after all, not gay pride. I imagine all the not sexy dancing in the toilets was done to hide the fact that he could not sing and the song was shite. I hope my dad was not watching 😊

[@in_wino_veritas]

Well, it's even more uncomfortable to listen to it.

[@PhysalisFranchetti]

Olly's vocal tonal range is very nearly unique & I absolutely love it - its like having always seen everything in black and white and suddenly realising its possible to see in colour! The staging was *_ground breaking_* really! Frankly, everything else in comparison seems somehow so 2-Dimensional, stationary and stuck to a single horizontal surface & lots of the comments here pan the staging??? Ye gods - we live in different universes......

[@lucyquinnell3204]

Brilliant summary - I'm in your universe!!