This is Not a Crime HALL OF FAME

[@jeffery6416]

Let me catch my son say Santa is gender neutral

[@mental_case]

I was wondering if he'd cover that

[@ic3_115]

Optimus?

[@nickgreen9080]

Mental Case we got baby Birdman aka Optimus covering it

[@mental_case]

Ahhh. Alright

[@cornelus1595]

@@ic3_115 I know he did it but I would like it more if birdman make it

[@frootube5662]

Imagine if the genders were swapped we be havin life sentences

[@kio9906]

@Nick Burns no one says pedos are cool its just like if you saw your. Son marrying a perfect 10. Like all you can say is damnn I wish that was me

[@andpeggy5383]

Exactly like the horny incels are glorifying pedophilia.. This is why male victims always go unnoticed 🙄

[@Koda716]

@@andpeggy5383 I wish I was a male victim

[@andpeggy5383]

morty And you're absolutely disgusting for that.

[@rxpid4231]

Ong

[@botlarry4437]

I love how Birdman uses COD games to gauge how long ago something happened. "It was a long time ago, back in Black ops 3"

[@tori9365]

😆😂😂

[@michaelregis1015]

Real men measure time through COD games.

[@botlarry4437]

@@michaelregis1015 Birdman is the realest Call of Duty athlete.

[@damonsalvatore3222]

I reference life events in basically the same way lol

[@ShweddyBawlz]

So hard to imagine any adult being attracted to kids like that, but these kids spitting some serious game lol

[@ProfiresKnight]

@Precision penaltyshot The kids suffer too. They might enjoy it for the moment but it severely fucks with them mentally as they go on.

[@papaicebreakerii8180]

Some Guy Wait I didn’t know that it was snitching reporting sexual abuse. Like is it snitching if the genders were reversed?

[@papaicebreakerii8180]

Some Guy How is it different though

[@ProfiresKnight]

@Some Guy Yeah no the female teacher manipulated the boy too. You're pulling a double standard due to an extreme lack of understanding on the subject.

[@papaicebreakerii8180]

Some Guy Ya know that either way children can’t consent. Either can be manipulated too so it is the exact same

[@Little_Pappa]

New idea for 'this is not a crime'. A streamer was caught defending himself against his wife who abused him for 5 years (both physically and verbally ON STREAM) and he went to jail despite police finding no bruises, scratches, marks etc. On his wife. She also falsely claimed to be pregnant to bring more attentention and play the victim. Also the police knew about the five years of abuse the man had dealt with and the woman is off the hook. Like so Birdman can see Edit: streamer name is MyDeadMoth

[@jasontheranga9769]

are you serious? Granted, she was abusing him also, but he literally beat her ass on stream. This is ridiculous.

[@Little_Pappa]

@@jasontheranga9769 a 5 year abuser deserves a simple push or slap. Well it deserves a whole lot more but he just lightly pushed/slapped her

[@jasontheranga9769]

@@Little_Pappa no, a five year abuser deserves prosecution in a courtroom. And have you seen the footage? "lightly pushed/slapped her" we didn't actually see anything visually, but she was screaming at the top of her lungs. Granted, she was acting like a drama queen throughout the whole ordeal (NOT AN EXCUSE FOR VIOLENCE) but at the very least it wasn't a simple "light push or slap". There were audible thuds from punches (and right in front of their crying toddler as well!!!). Even if it was just a light push or slap it was unwarranted. You cant possibly call it self defence, she was throwing cardboard boxes at him for fucks's sake.

[@Little_Pappa]

@@jasontheranga9769 was throwing stuff, hitting his property, and hitting him, on top of the past 5 years of abuse on stream. . . did you watch the video? Or do any research on this topic at all? If he really hit her with any amount of force she would have a mark somewhere on her! But she didn't. She also cried for like 5 seconds then keeps trying to challenge him in front of her kids. "5 years of abuse doesn't deserve a push or slap". When a girl slaps her 5 year abusive husband I'd love to hear you say that.

[@jasontheranga9769]

@@Little_Pappa so i guess abuse is OK then if it doesn't leave a mark??? I'm not saying that she didn't abuse him, but what he did was disgusting.

[@johnwilliams2183]

Teachers be playing with them balls like it’s fifa

[@absolutechaosgaminggamesvl6456]

Playim woth the balls like Brady

[@peakfiction9371]

You got a boyfriend

[@peakfiction9371]

I bet he doesn’t kiss ya

[@peakfiction9371]

Muah

[@crunchytacoman2158]

🤣😂

[@Endingevil]

Hold up though all my female teachers out here looking like jimmy neutrons teacher this ain’t fair

[@caseybarrett8352]

same bro

[@colbyughanze2309]

Lol Ms Fowl

[@christianjoseph6502]

Bro fr my teachers are all like 70

[@abunknown234t7]

same

[@thornvlud2589]

Lucky. That's pretty hot

[@Unshingschlang]

But if the teachers were males(lets say around their 20s) you already know they would probably be getting 20+ years in prison even if the female students were 16/17 years old and consented

[@denzelhorton3280]

Slap Nutz probably because men are generally physically stronger and hence, when it comes to situations like these, more dangerous. A young, teenage boy can easily stop a female from touching them. Young teenage girls can't do that with a 200 pound, 5'8-6'5 man. Still fucked up though

[@mywow8975]

Denzel Horton but but but but men and women are equal. Mehswkoahdneksvd reeeeeeereeeee

[@denzelhorton3280]

My Wow ReeRrreEeeEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Unshingschlang]

Denzel Horton I understand that males are naturally physically stronger than women, and even short 5,5 dudes could easily overpower any average female, but I’m talking about cases where the female student and the male teacher both consent

[@denzelhorton3280]

Slap Nutz fair point the

[@disposable_hero1725]

Where were all these horned up teachers when I went to school 🤔

[@adahlols]

Cuz people were normal

[@demonsdoperoc3631]

Cuz this ain’t Texas lol

[@qjtvaddict]

This is why these teachers get a slap on the wrist

[@itsascendingfr]

@@demonsdoperoc3631 when you live in texas and you were a year late on getting in wall action with the teacher and giving that precise aim...

[@ShazadAli-xy4ib]

I'm in England. I never saw this shit

[@ivan_says_hi]

K but imagine if a 35 year old male teacher got his 13 year old female student pregnant. I just don't see how he would get of on only 10 years... This whole video just proves that there is no justice for men.

[@burmessafox3939]

That's because there's men that would congratulate boys who have sex with a teacher.

[@iandms1160]

@ivan That is the point of it, all these woman do whatever the heck they want and commit statutory rape. Get a slap on the wrist. Reverse the ages but keep everything else identical, boom life in prison.

[@Rob526]

@@burmessafox3939 changes literally nothing you moron

[@xs1358]

@Wow. if she bad and the little man consents hell yeah

[@Diego-id7jn]

xSilas Lmao but sure I’d smash but that’s not the point. The point is these women living on Minecraft peaceful mode.

[@canadianpickle1617]

The texas teacher that got pregnant reminds me of the movie "thats my boy"

[@RapFan54]

CanadianPickle great movie

[@ssladky26]

I thought the same exact thing lol

[@npc1172]

"That kid makes me feel like theres a rainbow in my beaver."

[@kahlinweatherford1732]

And we all thought the kid was a legend

[@Shams-fe6lq]

Yessss we need more movies like this one, just for our dreams to come true on screen XD

[@coolinr9302]

I was about to watch birdman but birdman uploaded

[@RtistiqSkubie]

That was actually good

[@imprxvised8219]

First time I've seen a comment like this

[@DustyOutl4w]

😂

[@BeeyothGaming]

I was about the watch birdman watching birdman but bird man uploaded

[@100gexx]

ALT ACCOUNT I was about to watch birds but birdman uploaded

[@KiLLaBushWooKiE]

A 2 for 1 special as a 16 yr old. That would be the biggest and proudest achievement you'll ever accomplish. 💯

[@EYEGAIN]

WookiesYaUncle on Moses

[@poison2285]

Honestly 😂

[@parklife27]

All star D-team

[@frequencs8511]

Let me catch my son not taking that opportunity

[@frequencs8511]

Oggy she just there for support

[@billboebagginns953]

I don’t see the problem with the first one, after all, all she was trying to do was teach that kid some biology

[@holyfknsmokesigotmymoneyup]

Billboe Bagginns HAHAHAHAHHA

[@ronanregan1478]

Big brain,true

[@ivxidzi5256]

Lol

[@Kilallfemales]

If only we could say that for female victims

[@hando73]

“Yards per D” I’m dying here 😂🤣

[@mattdelaney2791]

Stevo lmao right 🤣

[@blazej.p4480]

What does yards per d mean? 😂😂

[@alexsibal9846]

Stevo what does it mean?///?

[@cam34figgaaay]

We can’t tell you

[@cam34figgaaay]

blazej.p no

[@huh4801]

Let me catch my son busting them walls , and not inviting me to join

[@jailtimejake2151]

420 Subs With No Videos join your son? You shouldn't have kids.

[@Shadow-hu9ej]

@@jailtimejake2151 r/woooosh

[@nathanty9823]

@@jailtimejake2151 r/wooooooosh

[@omarionclark1900]

You have recieved a party invitation from L1lnutbust3r.

[@ThePaleoCon]

U from Alabama or something?

[@nicholasagahi370]

Lemme catch my son getting in those walls I’d be proud

[@imprxvised8219]

You gotta be fucked up to not be proud of that as I father. I agree 100% I would be proud as fuck

[@kahlinweatherford1732]

We all would, and a little bit jealous

[@idc.magna.7169]

👏👏

[@KodexKat]

Dont catch him in the act tho

[@FluffyBunny9002]

Yeah? How about your daughter with the male teachers?

[@adhavanramkumar5848]

Bruh make a Eugene hall of fame

[@alekai9249]

yeah he should

[@rodrigo2748]

hall of shame

[@mattlars4894]

Nigga that's a hall of shame

[@matttheradartechnician4308]

Nicholas Cruz

[@kevingrigsby5652]

For fuckin real tho. My man's be slackin them sweaties

[@mysaac1244]

Let me catch my son not going in those walls.

[@obakengshole839]

Profile pic checks out. 😂

[@holyfknsmokesigotmymoneyup]

Obakeng Shole xD

[@blackice7408]

And just leaving the nutz hanging out YYYEEEUUHH

[@atlaswilliams9639]

Lmao

[@debarjandatta2170]

Lmao 🤣

[@danolix]

Jokes on you, i study online...

[@christianjoseph6502]

Danolix lol

[@DrAdityaReddy]

Long distance relationship?

[@Spsz6000]

Watched every single one as they came out 😤😤

[@godlikejr.3683]

Amen to that brother

[@JPNZ_MushrooM]

Same

[@jonathanprime1507]

Same

[@MemeiusDreamiusThe420th]

Same fellow birdmaner

[@ragingturtle2682]

Respect this true veteran

[@jon-47]

This is not a crime rewind 2018

[@snipermonky16gaming98]

I was tryna break 6ix9ine out of jail but Birdman uploaded

[@badsniper7889]

Snipermonky16 Gaming aw shit then he uploaded at a good time

[@jaydonhamilton6324]

Lmfao

[@ForgedInValhalla]

Please dont he is shit

[@ricolives1166]

Let him stay

[@AngelXO96]

Hell naw lmao this the only time I’m rooting for the pig feds

[@RaininPayne2]

6:30 Stephanie was sentenced to 3 years yesterday. OOF

[@matthedeen2190]

Her name isn't Stephanie..its Stuffitinme lol

[@wenjingsaf]

@@matthedeen2190 😂😂😂u pc of shit

[@-redacted-2214]

I wonder if she's out on good behavior by now?

[@drakethegreat7610]

Females living on recruit difficulty

[@xraider9091]

Let me catch my son making this Hall of Fame.

[@celestepoppy8938]

Let me catch my dad making it on the Hall of Fame.

[@saybrowt]

You'd just salute him

[@PapiSensei331]

11212345678090v 0oi 8 te deal ee's RSS ef race rsr rdd r red ere

[@Kilallfemales]

Let the police catch you with a little boy

[@gretz5792]

this is the hall of fame for the students, honestly. not the teachers lol

[@lastbaratheon8043]

Exactly 😂

[@Thanos_01]

Most important Hall Of Fame in the history of existence

[@mental_case]

It should be in the hall of fame hall of fame

[@DatlTAE]

Let me catch my son not telling his teacher about me while "committing a crime."

[@masterGoghy]

they should get a medal for making these boys extra cool, giving them the time of their life, something they will remember and brag about till the end of life

[@j4xob812]

Choose your difficulty ? --> Spectator mode Recruit Normal Hardened Veteran

[@captainjack9341]

You know we all have to start off on that veteran mode

[@clipcentral03]

Skip Bayless straight white male

[@shredgordon3240]

Where my cod 2 veteran player ogs at

[@tomasramirez2914]

I want to choose God mode but I ended up in Realistic mode

[@ousider6539]

*Spectator mode*

[@crisez-gx9jz]

I cant be the only one that has no hot teachers at their school

[@martintooswoovy573]

Cristobal lmao we got fineee teachers down in Texas and I be chillin with one after school

[@tophat8540]

OO W ikr

[@444tuneski]

same vro

[@jagmasters2992]

OO W okayyyy you better clap em cheeks

[@EYEGAIN]

OO W w

[@Harbz]

let me catch my son ranking their teachers

[@kahlinweatherford1732]

And give him a medal, cause he is legend.....dary

[@rayswagbroadax]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@johnallen9439]

You should look up age of consent laws. Here in Texas it's 17. So you're first lady was well in her rights. However if it was her student that would be a breach of ethics from the school board but the police wouldn't be involved.

[@ThePunisher123pXxbox]

Brooooo fowlkes was my science teacher💀

[@ThePunisher123pXxbox]

Nothing at all happened, just naked pics I think

[@Vijay-zt6ws]

Damn boi.

[@hennysmith]

No homo but i love you man

[@Zeno-js4fj]

Stoned JR I’d suck Birdman off(no homo).

[@cenajohn2140]

I'd kiss birdman in the mouth boi but no homo tho

[@mr.gilbert2790]

That’s homosexual

[@PersimmonHurmo]

@@tap40 fuck you gayboy

[@hennysmith]

I said no homo tho

[@fabiososo]

Was studying for finals but Birdman uploaded

[@joseovo601]

FACTS!!!

[@ishaandhaliwal1860]

same

[@Charger319]

First time this shit be true for me.

[@fakehandle666]

Same

[@fabiososo]

2 semesters happen twice in a Highschool year, one ending in December and in June

[@xx_isaacbeast_xx1967]

I’m moving to texas

[@Qlevr]

Xx_Isaacbeast_xX I’m coming with you

[@randomnotrandom9946]

Im in Texas :/ wish this shit was more common but nah.. gotta bullshit my years in school smh

[@lastbaratheon8043]

😂😂

[@chidile7567]

random not random I feel you man

[@ReformedSooner24]

Welcome to Texas. Drive friendly: the Texas way!

[@lagmistic1235]

Now imagine all they people who never got caught they the real MVP’s hall of famers

[@Theoreticallyyou1234]

Hey Birdman, HUUUGE fan of your vids, been whatching since I was 16. I was always really into your “this is not a crime” series.. and I wanted to share my story. So by mid 2018 I had fallen on hard times, I had just turned 17 but not going to go into big depth but I lost my girlfriend, failed a couple of classes (I’m in the uk) and was told I have to resit my first year of A-levels, I didn’t know at the time but oh boy was there a silver lining. I had always been good at sport, I went to the gym most days a week (still do) and am really sociable, hanging out with nice people and spending time in the pub. I also love video games, and am and had been an avid gamer. So to make a long story short, I got involved with the wrong crowd, and went to rehab. For the most part my family is relatively well off so I was sent to a nice top end- high cost rehab that was known to house rich people and celebrities (my mom didn’t want to not go all out for my health). There were a lot of people there, 20-30 or so, and you would be placed in a sort of class, with people who were in a similar position as you, that were about 7 large, so you could really get to know who you were doing therapy with, from the beginning of my stay, there was this one blonde woman who really attracted my attention, and made it seem like she wanted to be my friend. Wherever I’d go, she’d go. Whenever I ate and smoked she’d do the same. She was 35 and American, she was there because of an alcohol problem, but I wouldn’t judge. She would keep telling me how a man really reaches his “prime” from 16-21 and a woman reaches hers at 32-40. She also loved makeing weird jokes and Inuendos about other patients and constantly asked me about my sex life, my ex, my fist time and wether I liked it, how many girls I’d been with aswell as what my favourite “type” was. I didn’t really think much of it as in the place that I was it was supposed to be annonamious and the therapists made sure to make us always know that we should be open with our past, so I was. By the end week or so (I was there 4) it was also her last week, and every evening we had a “movie-time” which was just 2 hours of Netflix and/or reading a book. I hadn’t really paid attention and tbh it came about really slowly but she would always sit next to me, and every evenin she would get closer and closer to me, and some evening she would be tired and fall asleep on my lap, and I’d massage her head when she did. It was nearing the end of mine and her time there so we talked, and she said she’d invite me to her house in London, as she made a great friend and that I could come over anytime I wanted, she said she’d make me a nice dinner and we’d whatch a movie or something, and we exchanged phone numbers... This isn’t the end of the story, no where near 😂 but like I said I’m a huge fan and this took me a bloody long time to write, I’d love to share the rest of it with you dude, just hmu, it’s a good “legal” crime 😂, if not keep doing what your doing.

[@PollosH3rm4nos]

I’ve never clicked off of porn so fast

[@tyw1196]

Lol

[@KaneKiken-ub9zu]

Facts

[@kriscomrade]

Lol

[@frostyfrenchtoast]

Lies. It’s in another tab

[@randomheadshot4291]

You mean clicked *ON* porn so fast???

[@robertyuhsef7211]

chief i beleive this is not a crime.

[@robertyuhsef7211]

SuperMoney450 let me catch my son in the comment section talking about grammer.

[@OfficerFiveO]

Echo Vro oof he got you there

[@thorodinson7467]

this is it chief

[@justawildduck58]

De_stroyed

[@tigercub4303]

Echo Vro bro you look like you took your first puff of weed you homeschooled fuckboy

[@Harbz]

If you have a son and you don't send them to school in Texas you are doing it wrong

[@kingofthecosmos3253]

John Dennis yeah but we won it legally in the Mexican American war. So it is ours now

[@lizzie17214]

Well I'm from Texas and a male teacher got fired for being sexual with a female student so....nobodies safe I guess 😂

[@kingofthecosmos3253]

John Dennis perhaps, but that was back in a time were there weren’t any laws and Texas didn’t have a sovereign government. Today Texas has a sovereign government and laws making it illegal to cross the border without documentation. Therefore you cannot relate the two as being entirely similar. Today’s Mexicans and Central Americans that are coming into Texas and the southern USA are invaders, they are a threat to the sovereignty of the USA.

[@weirdterminator6227]

I live in Texas and we have this one latina teacher and everybody looks at her ass and she knows it cause one day she was playing like she was tryna erase something from the white board amd she started jumping and I shouted 😂 damn them jiggle physics tho I got a whole week of detention 😐 and she stares awkwardly at me now

[@blackTea8]

Would’ve loved that to happen to me when I was in school. I would definitely kept my mouth shut

[@revivingrealnews3422]

O-H

[@emceemunchapussy1891]

Cringe

[@flaria4011]

REVIVING REAL NEWS I-O

[@steveclark5206]

I’m just here for the guy who posts “Lucky students! Where were teachers like her when I was young?!?” and we later find out he was homeschooled. Perv. Lol.

[@disabledhotpocket2114]

Let me catch my son not having post notifications on

[@nickkerr6068]

Free rainbow skittle boi

[@keithscott2706]

Let me catch my son being 6ix9ine.

[@risered2150]

I don't think you will be able to keep track while in jail

[@disabledhotpocket2114]

xXPU55YD3STR0Y3R69420360Xx lots

[@truevamp9857]

How loose is your ass

[@Dont_tell_me_to_relax]

Dont forget fellas that the yards per/D statistical measurement doesnt take into account erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation in the final analysis. However, the number of trials in the study must also be considered to determine the ranking of the subject.

[@courier8365]

I agree. (lowkey doesnt know wtf u even meant but Birdman sorta talked bout it so it dont matter)

[@jakedizzle]

Bryckeh I concur. We must also factor in which fellatio/hands/breasts are exclusively involved in these trials. The statistics vary amongst constituents on the the yard per D in that regard. More studies are needed for further analysis.

[@hadijawad5224]

@@courier8365 SAME

[@Sisteelin]

@S T Ξ Λ L T H Yards per D

[@x_7166]

Let me catch my son disliking birdman's videos

[@vino2450]

7:49 “Legendary Duo” lmfao

[@ryanbarker5217]

believe me, if that 'teacher' came on to me when i was 17, i wouldn't be traumatized at all! kids, if you're scoring with a hot teacher, keep it to yourself!

[@MONETIZEDMINDSET9]

I don’t know either guess I need to switch my school tomorrow probably to Houston or Austin I live in Dallas

[@kahlinweatherford1732]

It'd be better to stay cause you know the moment you leave some other guy is gonna get lucky and you'll be like"damn it, I was in her class too"

[@crisez-gx9jz]

I pray to god this happens to me one day

[@RtistiqSkubie]

At least you kept it honest.

[@snkrhead]

on god 🙏

[@kahlinweatherford1732]

You might want to open your self up to more deities, better odds that way

[@kingofthecosmos3253]

kahlin weatherford this shit cracked me up I won’t lie 😂

[@kahlinweatherford1732]

😋

[@OfficerFiveO]

Video Starts At 0:00

[@rubal7577]

Official SARP thank you i really needed to know that

[@decemberstragicdrive]

Noooo

[@OfficerFiveO]

Jordy Plays your welcome 👍

[@nikhi2881]

thank you Kanye! very cool ;)

[@rioulethebeats9717]

When does it end

[@bobsaintbobsaint4264]

9:46 "It seems that the justice system has respected it as well" hahaha this guyyyyy

[@mrdrip8616]

Hey I'm actually fine with the Hundreds of "let me catch my son" memes people just need to stop with the "nobody" memes they are corny and dead

[@tiyane9966]

I agree

[@matiissmc8987]

Nobody: Not a single body: This guy:

[@FalconOfStorms]

Nobody: Mr. Drip: sToP WiTh ThE nObOdY mEmEs

[@kaioowk.k2350]

GF just told me nobody is home but birdman uploaded!

[@mrvulture8981]

I dont know if i should be proud or not...

[@alexalonzo4070]

He should make a video titled “Let me catch my son making tik tok videos”

[@stompingpeak2043]

Birdman not having constant uploads is the real crime 😲

[@Jayzgrouse]

I mean, if I was 13 and I had that teacher there's no way in hell I'd turn that down lol, at 12 I'd probably still go for it .

[@indigo3032]

Jermu they got laid tho

[@indigo3032]

@@jerejokinen3199 yeah

[@flakron2489]

@@jerejokinen3199 still beat tho

[@aaaaaaaa6685]

Jermu agreed, my dick was hella small before puberty and the lil pecker grew up so fast once I hit puberty

[@kyote1089]

I love how your basis for time is in reference to which video game you were playing at the time! 13:00 "I'm pretty sure I made a video about this back in black ops 3" 🤣

[@milkyloser5371]

I have a few teachers I want to become criminals

[@marlonmayorga1933]

Murder them

[@adahlols]

Weirdo

[@mcjuggiesquad8974]

Were the teachers at am i missing sumethin all i get is eugines tf

[@badsniper7889]

Mc juggie squad where*

[@dmoneyswagg64]

I think I had an aneurysm while trying to read this.

[@mcjuggiesquad8974]

I sounded like a moron and i got 90 likes wtf...

[@pyr0maniac59]

Where are all the teachers at? Am I missing something all I get is euguines the fuck! Is that what you meant

[@treysmith7582]

Damn the teacher on the left in the thumbnail could get it

[@sergalou6130]

Big facts

[@WuClear]

facts

[@JimmyJames10-k7v]

Trey Smith left or right

[@treysmith7582]

User left

[@marktoland2626]

I'm thirteen and I would let any of these teachers "commit a crime with me"

[@Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk]

That's what I thought when i was 13 as well. I still do in fact. You make me feel like a boomer because I'm turning 18 in two days.

[@BlastedOffRawPuerh88]

Bro take your time... losing your virginity doesn’t make you any more manly... wait for the right one

[@Dk-ie4te]

So I'm the only 21 year old virgin here. Hmm..

[@DJ-rf9yq]

The only teacher I would fuck from my school is the english teacher, the rest are ugly as fuck

[@jevislife5675]

@Jacob Hafar no I'm pretty sure a lot of people actually would fuck their teacher if they had the opportunity lol

[@BiasedGrunt]

That moment when u realize that underage students get more than you 😂

[@JayTCU]

“Participation trophies” birdmans comedy has no limits that’s why I live ya no homo

[@peakfiction9371]

It’s not rape if there blind and deaf🤔

[@KalebisaVillain]

Yeah what are they gonna do say no 🤔

[@444tuneski]

how is you feeling vro?

[@Bookofhumanity]

dat1boi_ feeling like the Four i feel fantastic

[@toast2056]

x iCraniikzZ which one would you be tho

[@plankton_45]

mr fantastic cuz my money like elastic

[@mark778]

I aint going to lie the stephanie peterson story gets me pissed bro, that kid got got because his mom got a bit angry at him for his grades and his ass just admits evrything smh young man didnt deserve that such a fine female specimen

[@ShatterFlies]

She deserves to go to jail

[@kahlinweatherford1732]

He should have gone to his dad

[@mr.gilbert2790]

Orphan Army are you a spastic?

[@JimmyJames10-k7v]

kamill go fuck ur self

[@daltonfarris]

User 😂😂👌

[@ChevroletScams]

I love how your guage of time is which Call of Duty was out at the time.

[@xx_weebkiller_xx5076]

Lemme catch my daughter smiling at a mugshot

[@KiLLaBushWooKiE]

No teenager lad never ever felt forced or assaulted with their female recruit teacher , its science.

[@ThemomSlapper]

incognito not sure if no one finds out

[@incognitonotsure909]

Actual pedos wtff

[@alexandertony2475]

@@incognitonotsure909 i can't speak on a women's behalf but on a mans behalf everyone i talk about this with at school agrees if there was a hot ass teacher everyone would want to bang them if they were down it isn't weird its nature

[@sammelek458]

Lemme catch my son getting in the crime hall of fame.

[@mikey19-_-84]

Lemme catch my son making a crime

[@PrisonMike_]

Lemme catch my son taking a ps3 avatar and using it as a profile pic

[@void6091]

NorjbCx lemme catch my son sayin “lemme catch my son”

[@Luke-vu3ef]

Omega Editz lemme catch my son saying lemme catch my son saying lemme catch me son

[@IAG1]

NorjbCx dammm good ps3 memories 🤣

[@void6091]

Thommie525 lemme catch my son catching his son who caught his daughter saying lemme catch my son

[@randomstuff_21]

Bro, do you have a writer or something? Cause I shouldn't be laughing this hard at 3am when my girlfriends trying to sleep 🤣🤣🤣

[@kaayjaay8]

Dude you never fail to make me laugh😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@chuspa1403]

If one of my “favorite teachers” made a crime in me, I would never report it

[@LittleLightIsaOnce]

Ahhh man This brings me back. All these dudes Got blessed.

[@aarodahl3946]

Was at the hospital with my wife giving birth and Birdman uploaded

[@abyss7378]

If this is true I rate u and at the same time very dissapointed

[@theweekendwarrior3504]

Ay i just realized one of those women shown at 0:19 was my spanish teacher back in highschool.....good times

[@sohrobganjbaksh9669]

This is a top 3 birdman video for me

[@Flamester7TV]

you know Mrs. #5 is not bad bro, she can teach my biology any day

[@MaybeElliot]

Let me catch birdman catching eugene catching me catching my son.

[@akdarkmagician]

Epic made that birdman skin with the calculator

[@Mixedap1]

Why do none of my teachers look like this? These kids got it, lucky man, I swear

[@AnthonySforza]

What's funny is that people get so outraged by the few incidents involving the Catholic Church every year... Yet there are hundreds of these incidents happening every year in the public school system and nobody ever says "School? I'd NEVER send MY kid to that monument to pedophilia." I've brought this up in conversation before and the excuse was "Well, the schools aren't trying to cover it up or bury it, that's why it's different." Or... OR, the school ones involve woman doing it, not a priest and that's how it's different, as the schools most certainly DO try to cover that shit up or bury it. Look at the ones who are actually "Caught", it's because of something like a text a parent sees or the woman gets pregnant, etc. A lot of them first get told to stay away from the kid or fired once the whispers of such conduct start swirling around the school. Where they're off to do it again... Kind of like serial killers in hospitals.

[@bobthepurpledinosaur3871]

Who else clicked fast af

[@MorningStarIDEK]

oof

[@bruno.6610]

Who else doesn't care how fast you clicked?

[@gvontz1163]

Why is you profile pic scrubby eating a banana

[@RtistiqSkubie]

Not me, I was 53 minutes late.

[@onyx3363]

Never waste diamonds on a hoe 😞

[@andrewputnam2717]

That's a good one

[@emxxnzz457]

Yeh bro you gotta stick w the stone for crafting hoes I mean I'm only gonna use for a garden not to mine or slay creepers u feel me?

[@mujtabahamdard8713]

Waste em in a diamond armor

[@dextral01]

Greetings fellow oxygen consumers

[@kahlinweatherford1732]

I breath life and swim in air😋 I consume meat, glorious, delicious meat. I don't consume oxygen, and I'm offended that you assumed I did.

[@gabryelletyra4394]

No one eats oxygen

[@no-bozos]

Can you say "double-standard" boys and girls. I knew you could.

[@quuince]

I been binge watching your channel for about a week now, this one did me in 🤣🤣 you need a Netflix original show Not A Crime

[@andrewattaalla2136]

What is this a bird man video with an ad never thought I would see the day

[@WhyTho-xq9qc]

The crime hall of fame had a rape section but we had to cut it because of.......legal reasons *clears throat*

[@tellmesomething2412]

"Imagine the yard per D." 😂😂😂

[@destrogamer9645]

Women ain't just playing on recruit difficulty, they are watching Hello Kitty

[@Braselton21]

9:13 First Team All D 😂 Got Kawhi & "PG13" out there.

[@PersimmonHurmo]

I expected them all to be biology teachers, but hey, at least we have diversity!

[@austintc369]

3 views, 305 likes, and 195 comments? Wtf youtube?

[@jahnumies]

YT is broken, nothing new.

[@MeDeChamp]

Why don’t any of them have social media 😤😫

[@MeDeChamp]

Not my girl Haeli

[@easyez6570]

That was wrong...but I'm so proud of you son lol

[@dash4800]

All these teachers getting it with students just make me mad i didnt take a shot with my super hot english teacher back in the day. I remember thinking it was a delusional fantasy. But what if i just missed out on some hall of fame walls