Police release ridiculous 999 calls

[@popazz1]

Imagine being hit with a £1000 fine for being so bloody pathetic! You can face an on the spot fine for littering in the street,hardly a 'life or death' situation,so why not an instant fine for tying up the emergency services which CAN be life or death? Still want to access your password for your ruddy laptop?!

[@communistjesus]

The U.K. should start a massive ad CAMPAIGN of when to call 999.. Also, start fining those who call with stupid problems/

[@BobbyManford]

There is not enough emphasis on the 101 number. Hardly anyone knows about it. There should be a massive advertising campaign for it to drum into people

[@me-ju3fv]

Booby Manfanny Totally irrelevant. It's unequivocally simple - if it's not an emergency, don't ring 999.

[@bushyplantgaming]

Isn't it on the side of the police cars

[@jeremysmith54565]

@@bushyplantgaming Yes it is

[@alisonwilliams4862]

You have to wait about half an hour sometimes for them to answer though. Because people are probably phoning them about things like computer passwords and spiders in their room. 😃 People seem to be increasingly lacking in common sense and the ability to sort things out for themselves these days.

[@wanderer1955]

Will 101 get me drumsticks and fries with sweetcorn on the side?

[@JazzyJ96771]

Woooow,because of passwords?? I feel sorry for the metropolitan police.

[@MyUnoriginalUsername]

+Jazzy J It's west midlands

[@JazzyJ96771]

Okay,west midland police then.

[@outlander271]

Hello emergency services? I've just run out of cigarettes! That's another true one by the way. It is impossible to underestimate the intelligence of the general population.

[@Ph3nom122GSD]

People who this sort of thing are absolutely ridiculous. People need that hotline for genuine emergencies. I hope every single one of them was traced.

[@deniseshephard6947]

This is just disgusting and a waste of police time 999 is for emergencies only this makes me angry

[@anitadhm_]

me too🤦🏾‍♀️. it’s illegal so your SIM provider can block your SIM card

[@kerryeastall5474]

Anyone who makes these types of calls should be fined

[@bethannsiviter6443]

I did dispatch for an ambulance service... people just don't think sometimes. One person called and demanded I ask the other ambulances how traffic was in various places because he was in a rush and wanted to avoid traffic. ... one lady called because she stubbed her toe and wanted to be taken to hospital because "it really hurts"

[@RipleyEllen]

You know, one day you could need saving by 999 services. Imagine if someone was making prank calls when you desperately needed help? Seriously, people, use some common sense.

[@jorge4]

You're sure they have nothing to do with laptops? 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheIndulged1]

I can understand why they get pissed off.

[@lost619]

It's crazy because I remember being on 999 and actually having to hold once! They should hang up the second they know it's a prank or at least trace and charge them if they are going to waste that much time on the phone

[@supercoolg1234_is_autistic]

They can't incase it a emergency but they trying to keep safe

[@lost619]

@supercoolg1234_is_autistic yeah it's just frustrating. I think since I wrote this comment 4 year ago they have started tracing and fining time wasters now though

[@danieljones7034]

My auntie claire works for durham police as a call handler in the north east and she gets loads of them and that annnoys me espacily the rude ones

[@zakwilderotter8295]

Why would the police know a persons computer password? I mean do they stalk the people and their passwords?

[@Ph3nom122GSD]

Nah thats GCHQ's job

[@zakwilderotter8295]

+Gordon Edwards true lol

[@jeremysmith54565]

@@zakwilderotter8295Even they (the kind of person myself who wants to work for GCHQ) most likely wouldn't give it to them, though really for anything like for them to actually monitor isn't within the system itself it's more whats transmitted from that device as such when it passes the Network Interface Card they know about NIC but then due to the sheer amount of info/data they gather its not likely even the people dealing with that data even know what it's about, for them to actually find out contents of data (only meta data's able to be seen by all of them or ones with that clearance) requires a signed form from a secretary of state.

[@jeremysmith54565]

The only time they require the details of such things (though they wouldnt do that directly they'd do it through law enforcement ie the police the part of what used to be where Alan Turing worked for the Code and Cipher school) there's this common law part where any encryption by using the internet without even really knowing it people are bound to surrender any methods of encryption to the public body that's asking for it for law reasons. If you were to physically look at your internet connection modem anything that physically (yes physically) passes out onto that across from even the gateway from your ISP and onto the Internet is what they actually look at, not what's behind the modem rather at least.

[@jeremysmith54565]

@starrtwentyone Ah ransomware as its sometimes more generally called, there are ways to remove that though. DNS poisoning (where the cache of your DNS queries Windows has one, most do *nix based ones not sure if Mac's use the same one called dnsmasq) its where that cache which ever service on a computer a persons using becomes poisoned exploiting a vulnerability that diverts traffic away from legit sites to a fake one. Or can be from being vulnerable to XSS or Cross Site Scripting attacks that's another way of people though realistically I doubt that's going to cause something like that, especially when using something like SSL Secure Sockets Layer (https in otherwords but there's multiple other ways of using SSL including the auth details for when you login to email services through port 25 and the rest forgot their port numbers but yeah).

[@kenttrainstravels3310]

the best ever police prank call i have herd on KZbin. "Police, what is your emergency" Caller "My dog ate my biscuit" Call disconected

[@mritchie66]

KentTrains Travels Absolute Legend

[@Slann88]

How is that funny in any way?

[@sarahjaneclarke6614]

Password for laptop, whatever next

[@MichaelGeorge161]

Why did the call operator say "we don't deal with laptops" FIVE times? Just say it once clearly and hang up. The call operator is to blame here also for wasting time. If I was dying and needed the emergency services I would not be too happy knowing another operator was like that.

[@arthurmorgan8529]

I once accidentally called 999 so I set my house on fire so I didn't look like an idiot

[@K1987-t5e]

🤣

[@Grantleigh2girl]

You can't hang up on 999 calls because they will bounce back through Exchange, the caller themselves need to hang up first.. basic training.

[@thanos8403]

That’s when you do “I’m clearing line bye” and press mute button lol

[@sm5288]

Why don't the emergency services reveal our calls where we have dialled 999 and been put on hold forever.

[@thanos8403]

What point does that show. If idiots weren’t hoaxing you wouldn’t be on hold so long. And often it isn’t police, exchange end up up getting backlog. But it is a massively understaffed area because they can’t retain staff

[@cliffsofmoher4220]

They should fine £100 per minute wasted soon they will learn dialling 999 I an expensive phone call not free anymore

[@tw-ok2mg]

What happens if it was a police laptop

[@Musti._]

I shouldnt be laughing but 😂😂

[@TheCHRISintheMIX]

Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Stop changing wich side that plays volume!

[@Amjo90]

I'm uk but I liked American

[@jamesfrench7299]

Hang up on their faces the instant you know it's a frivolous call. How hard is that?Manners come a distant 38th when lives are at stake.

[@ap7football933]

James French then they’ll try and call again

[@thanos8403]

@@ap7football933 yes but you report them to supervisor and they get blocked if they keep trying. You don’t just stay on line with a hoax caller forever because they might phone back that makes no sense

[@ryezio3637]

First caller should be given a fine. There's being stupid and there's being THIS stupid.

[@Natalie-vl8sf]

Does this not work for both ears? Oh and I can't believe people phoned for these kind of 'problems'.

[@RipleyEllen]

I'm not being a drama queen, and I never said I was offended by you behaviour. Good job with the unnecessary insults though.

[@tonywood428]

some people really have no brains. this would be funny if it did not stop genuine calls coming through.

[@9wolves2007]

"Emergency Services how can I help you?" - HELP! Big spider..... HEEEELLP! "Ok, stay calm, I'm sending the guys round right this instant"

[@byronchavarria4954]

Never Prank Call 119 911 999

[@aileencouver7369]

101, right. Yeah, you want to say something about it?

[@grahamrsparker]

am lost for words here,,, someone call the police my water is see-through and wet!!!

[@ICryOverSpiltMilk]

This is gold, can you get more hoax 999 calls? they are a chuckle. You should make a channel dedicated to fake 999 calls, sure it will get plenty of hits

[@Luke_Brown_2024]

Lak Loi ? Was he making the 999 call about McDonald’s?

[@Tom-cl1os]

My left and right ears are enjoying the switching audio

[@mo-americaisse2794]

last caller haha lool they all on different world haha

[@ElementsMMA]

Can’t use 101 free of charge from all phones

[@thanos8403]

Yes

[@DouglasQuaid999]

my left and right ears love this video

[@tyuerty]

You would think, but unfortunately it's a humanity issue.

[@NikoGaming1a2b3c4d5e6f7g]

i accidently called 999 with my foot before....

[@Alexg733]

losing faith in humanity watching this video. The only way to tackle this problem is to punish these time-wasters!

[@sambee8982]

Why on earth would you want to call the police to get a password for your laptop number you silly woman? If you're having problems with your laptop, you should take it to a manufacturer approved laptop repair shop not ring up the police you silly woman!😡

[@KelticWoman1]

Darn - always forget to turn that darn siren off before approaching a crime scene! Of course not. Just stop being a bully - for your own sake, when they give the go ahead for IP addresses to be public there will be a new site you can go to and it will be to see people you know and everything but everything they have posted on these social sites - historical will be the most interesting.

[@STARLIGHTTIME]

WTF, Where is the sound?.

[@fastnfuriousinnit]

Phil is back and this time he has brought backup :-)

[@wanderer1955]

I'm surprised the African bird didn't ask.for the KFC emergency number.

[@James-gc5if]

So this 101 number they keep talking about, what's the number for that?

[@xandy9727]

ffs why is audio panned

[@matttaylor4392]

are you a cop by any chance

[@marksbrisby]

no sound

[@infamousmuthu9109]

don't know if this would work but I think Emergency service should be able to geolocate the person and the phone number of whoever calls the emergency number. That way, anyone who calls the service with rediculous reasons or make a prank call should be fined a minimum of £150. That way people would be more cautous of the reason they call the number for. Also raise more awareness to the general public for what reasons thwy should call the number for via media and posters (perhaps). This way people would have less likely to make an excuse that they did not know the reason to call the number. These guys probably do the job to earn money for living and some don't like the job they are in (maybe others do); these idiot callers don't have to make their life more difficult.

[@PottersVideos2]

What if they cannot afford it?

[@supportjusticeforrolfharri8379]

They'll have to find the money, won't they? Or go to jail! That way, they'll think again before wasting police time.

[@ghtjnn]

Support Justice for Rolf Harris Trouble then is you'll get 80 year old Mrs Miggins not phoning the police because she's worried that smash might NOT be a burglar, and she doesn't want to risk the fine. Then 3 hours later she's in an ambulance having been beaten up for her jewellery. It sucks but education is better than fear in this case.

[@Chris-dj5wv]

2012: "We don't deal with passwords ffs". 2021: "Someone's misgendered you on twitter? Sending 7 officers just hang on!"

[@lawrenceshort3470]

Up, Down, Left, Right, A, Start that's the password

[@jamiedee2090]

Phil mccrackin at the end..

[@rorybrowne4973]

The 101 number definitely needs to be better known. I've had a few cases where I was a little hesitant to dial 999. One case was a drunk girl trying to bash down my door, and the other was a drunk man abusing staff in a shop, where he was being charged more than he wanted to pay for his wine. Since the door was steel, and reinforced with steel bars it wasn't going anywhere (she didn't have a kilo of C4 kandy AFAIK). In the other case, shop security could probably have handled the situation, so it wasn't an emergency yet, but it looked like it could escalate at any minute.

[@thanos8403]

They are both perfectly acceptable 999 calls. If it’s a “live” situation and police ideally need to be there asap to stop it getting worse then that’s 999 all day. Exceptions are like general noise complaints so many people phone 999 for “neighbour playing music” it’s unreal

[@DollyDimpley]

Then fair play.....

[@samuelmclean2390]

The woman at the start is worse than the woman who phoned. She should of told her and put the phone down.

[@destinyvlogs8111]

why do the operators Waste time talking to them how about soon as they relis they are fools they hang up. if u arugu with a fool nobody can tell the defarents between them so both are fools. so ask your self who's worst

[@87PLS]

Katie Ann Doherty the operator's are just trying to make sure the idiot callers understand the situation, that they've rang a life and death emergency line and they shouldn't be calling about stupid stuff, such as passwords for laptops, etc, as if it's some kind of general help line. If they just cut the line, the idiot on the other end would likely just ring back again wasting another operator's time all over again.

[@Daicidus]

Yeah so then the idiot will call again you dipshit, I hope you realise you are dumber!

[@thanos8403]

@@legit4506 yes they can

[@DollyDimpley]

What exactly did you do.....?

[@metalpigeon7515]

First of all if you want to get your laptop and your password sorted out you go ring the technitian to ask that and they will deal with it you do not ring the police to ask for password on laptops they are the emergency services and they deal with life and death insidents they dont deal with password on laptops and you dont ring the police to ask that cos its nothing to do with the police and that woman is being insane

[@KelticWoman1]

Matt Taylor is the kind who's IP address will soon be common practice for these sites to disclose - the world is changing and the mothers and fathers of this world will no longer allow vile creatures hiding behind sites like this to bully - insult and do what they wouldn't dare to do in real life - and if their comments were viewed by their own families and bosses I guess they would be shamed. I'm welcoming the new changes that are being brought in.

[@para-mentischannelbypiggsy4240]

just shows people are vegtables

[@watschenperson518]

101, is a joke, you can hold the line for 10 minutes and still not be answered.

[@Zenovarse]

It is a criminal offence to make a hoax call. Under UK law, a hoax caller is “a person who for the purposes of causing annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety to another, sends, or causes to be sent, by means of a public electronic communications network, a message that the person knows to be false”. In addition, hoax calls to the Fire and Rescue services are illegal under the Fire and Rescue Services Act 2004.

[@thanos8403]

Make online report then

[@joshuafleming6206]

Sounds like the lady from the fire service ridiculous 999 call...

[@kaiyan246]

Left then right on sound for headphone users -.-'

[@thepretendraver312]

Half of them were bloody foreigners I bet!

[@beansandwhich]

see it's not just the USA lol

[@mattdupoy6004]

hgh

[@letacoba998]

Too much people’s are calling 999 to much

[@Amjo90]

Cat calls 911

[@ahriman46]

i called 999 once when i went cinema and they didnt allow me to watch saw 1 because i was under age.

[@thanos8403]

I hope this a lie.

[@ahriman46]

Damn its already been 9 years

[@AndreDaBest99]

GOD. YOU GUYS ALWAYS MAKE SOUND COME OUT OF ONE PASSWORD

[@ASDOC74]

Annoying accents all around.

[@KelticWoman1]

I'm loving the fact that bullies are now going to be found out - disclosed and proclaimed to the world - you are such a person - a sicko that hides in youtube world and insults others - unless of course you are so proud of your comments and your disgusting words you will, before being found, declare to your boss, your friends and your family all the vile words you have used to people before your IP address is used to show the world anyway - I ask you to stop bullying and insulting people online.

[@mollyxox7094]

This isn't very funny, there are people out there who will need emergency services quick and these people are just calling stupidly. This angers me a lot

[@Zed-kc7cr]

cant hear anything

[@MyUnoriginalUsername]

LOL XD A PASSWORD IS LIFE AND DEATH XXXXD

[@Kelly-bu9ut]

No. No it isn't. Leave, we don't need any stupid comments like that. I know it's a joke, but no, calls like that waste valuable time.

[@laurenfoster-taylor309]

Some of these people who answer the calls have good patience

[@MRadclyffe]

Well that's West Midlanders for you! ;)

[@gemzw9251]

The 1st caller is one of them migrant doctors that have arrived! Isn't immigrant in great

[@abdulsadatyahya6507]

the first caller is an African...that's our accent...ah ah ah

[@novaturbkkk]

im from burrrmingemmmm

[@647JC]

God the voice over woman is so annoying

[@christophermartin8685]

Fine them!

[@jassiusclay6401]

Spider was funny

[@ninja2kernow]

wtf people

[@moto46]

Everyone hates Phil

[@tomtaylor9437]

Bristolguy That lap ttopp Boy What a legend Absolutely Piss funny 😀😀

[@infinitegalaxy271]

All thought these calls are funny these time wasters could of caused a death

[@Pigdogmeat]

You need a personality transplant fella...

[@BossySwan]

Lol 😂

[@VanCityGuy1]

my laptop is not working, in Pakistan the police know this.

[@jamielfcfoster594]

These have to be fake

[@aurondema1014]

from the jungle to the city

[@shozakathedevil]

This is jokes 😂😬

[@helpstopanimalabuse8153]

Shut uphi

[@gms4966chi]

999 calls? Wth don't you mean 911?

[@thanos8403]

It’s UK….

[@acdnan]

Hilarious