ONE & HALF MEN

[@richiestrich8079]

The level of aggression is what makes these videos so enjoyable

[@jamesk6046]

Couldn't have put it better myself. It keeps drawing me back, 😅😂

[@connect4glyn]

Love how you show just as much agression back to anyone who threatens you .

[@shortclip1107]

Never change Mark you’re one of the only auditors that doesn’t back down 😂

[@JonJon-rj6xo]

never

[@muirislandjim453]

You're the kid - you're about the size of a kid 😅😅😅 absolutely love this 😂

[@simon-martinanthony2123]

ffs comedy gold when the little fella popped up from behind the curb

[@rgreen8783]

That copper, "We are not having shouting through fences". What a clown.

[@Bubble5555]

Mark takes no prisoners, goes in two footed every time. Love It!

[@jackjordan3715]

That little short bloke cracked me up... he needs help opening a door let alone knocking someone out. C*unt uses a cat flap as a door.

[@tonyryan1574]

Come on now, be nice. The little fella has struggled all his life to put food on the table😂

[@jackjordan3715]

@@tonyryan1574 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@garyhope3731]

😂😂😂😂 good one.

[@jackjordan3715]

@@tonyryan1574 quality 😂😂😂

[@andrewcrompton9455]

Mark your laugh is brilliant! Keep up the good work!

[@bsparks7246]

This company is called Connecting Britain in Preston. Someone has written Short Ar*e Wan*er on the sign outside the premises. Wonder if Mark wrote that! 🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewgtiddlyt7832]

😂😂😂

[@paulbennett1860]

"least I've got something about me ,son" What a melt 😂

[@Ezz4672]

So that copper took sides before he heard your side of the story Mark, typical of today's police force COPPERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IMPARCIAL

[@Ivuy-Yawanifecbos15]

Yeah much more likely to get kickbacks from companies than from a lone auditor

[@James-cs3rp]

Impartial . Agree with you on everything else though.

[@billyjoequit1031]

There is reason why the police is out out touch with the public 😂

[@Malabus73]

You're righht there. It seems the police love working for these companies and neglecting the public.

[@OnlyTheseShorts]

Incredible work! Love how you never back down and give them shit back. Best auditor going.

[@johnroache32]

Just subscribed after watching the "Pie Man" video. Now I'll work my way back. Greetings from the Central Coast of California. 👍

[@quaverpants]

He's wearing his big brother's trainers.....😂😂😂😂Howling Mark! 👏👏

[@up1245]

😂🤣 This dude takes Auditing to another level.

[@Joevloggsuk]

Mate we are in full support of your wildlife concern. We do exactly the same on the towpath for the birds. Also, well done on not backing down to these tyrants!! 😊

[@neilbethell2299]

Was this pulled, watched it yesterday evening, The fat Jimmy Somerville is a proper 🔔 end 🤣

[@sharpeipink123]

LOL....100% correct what a disgusting vile rotten little man! A Potty mouthed rent a thug! x

[@GampyBamblor]

Threatens to knock you out then backs off lmfao then calls you a nonce. Theres something seriously wrong with him. Name address etc anyone publish them?

[@2FMradioInIreland4]

That copper was talking more crap than the guy who was arguing with you, they must have all broke of the same insane asylum

[@johnfellows2867]

probably all in the same Lodge !

[@stevenspx6226]

The little one is hilarious 😂

[@shaunyboyz4296]

Jimmy Somerville is gunna knock you out...🐧

[@littleratbag1111]

Lmao 🤣

[@darkhall8227]

Tea boy went back crying and singing the Bronski beat song Why

[@JuliusDecimusMeridius]

I often wondered what happened to Bronski Beat…..Thank you for clearing that up Mark 🤭

[@5000ElCaminos]

You ever seen those clips of two dogs goin crazy through a fence or gate, then the gate opens and they go all quiet and meek…… yeah that 😂

[@mrfrisky6501]

The most aggressive staff I've seen for a while - amazing! You would think with all the threats of violence they will be in line for a suspension. Crazy.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

THEY ARE THE OWNERS

[@mrfrisky6501]

@@ukmeetthetyrants even worse then mate.

[@hearmenow909]

They generally come along giving it the big one, then leave defeated. Their bravado wains quickly.

[@Klown84]

Your vids are proper funny though. I like the way you never back down. Love the Jocks!!! 🇬🇧

[@peakyblinder777]

That women says she is not an animal lover? but you can guarantee she's vegan 🤔

[@colallison6152]

Wish more people cared about the UK's native woodland wildlife. Nice one 👍

[@bornfree9547]

grey Squirrels invasive species good eating though.

[@colallison6152]

Yes. Seems like the red squirrel has been pretty wiped out by the grey. Someone told me you can see them at Brownsea Island in Dorset. I've never been. Suppose it's nicer to see grey squirrels than rats maybe

[@lenka2042]

@@bornfree9547Blame the humans that brought them here

[@waynesilverman3048]

Its just part of the video to start easy enough for Mark to enquire and ask the 1st question a good idea .

[@adrianbrowne7874]

No "Hands" of friendship being extended to Mark here that's for sure!!!

[@lilhazey1128]

😂😂 nicely put *tips hat*

[@GADGETVP15]

Talking to the teabagger not the mug 😂

[@jonwick2432]

Thanks for the entertainment this is better than watching any comedy show 😅

[@danthemaninfierno]

Rishi Sunak said at PMQs that UKMTT is "an excellent advocate for the squirrel population of Great Britain"

[@ThisisEngland1066]

He also said he would stop the boats..

[@uws5604]

@@ThisisEngland1066 Username checks out. Many people on those boats are taking the enormous risk of the crossing because they are desperate. You should put them up in your own home as a charitable act.

[@frankiecallaghan5441]

The midget and the Grass, pair of them shat it

[@CharlieB3723]

Very odd and aggressive behaviour by the bald ginger guy and his side kick - look like a danger to the public 😮

[@systemler44]

😂😂always the same...little man syndrome

[@scottmcculloch2190]

Do they keep crying to you tube after acting like tough guys?

[@scottmcculloch2190]

@@UrbinEbwai yes they put in a privacy complaint to get the video taken down.

[@luxurypropertieslondon5098]

I'm loving this

[@TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC]

What’s that?

[@jay-lm4we]

Mark is the best auditor out there, ahead of AB, DJ, PJ the whole lot of them. If you haven't already subscribed, then do and share the videos with all your friends 🇮🇪👍

[@leetori1]

I’d say it’s more of a guilty pleasure that I watch this. Like a dirty secret 😂

[@galaxiehubba]

need all of them for entertainment purposes, but UKMTT is great!

[@daveovington-brown4122]

pretty silly putting an arm through a fence..an almost perfect fulcrum if you were so inclined to push

[@nomadiclapse]

Yup, I'm guessing ginger beard isn't a physics major. 😃

[@OnlyTheseShorts]

You're the best auditor! Love how you don't take any shit at all. Keep giving it to them tyrants

[@terrybunch7313]

"You'll end up on your back" You should've said that you'd still be taller than him 😂

[@johnkane5401]

Mark is a brilliant auditor, he takes no shit! and he completely owned all of them including the ol bill! good on yer bro!

[@Planetugm]

Toooooo funny!😂😂😂😂

[@youtubeslayer-1]

2 dingles wouldnt be on the phones to the police if they were going todo something 😂

[@RECALLAUDITS]

17:25 Vile officer. Probably beats his partner or kids if he has any.

[@FrankRzzo]

Nice to see an auditor in the UK that has a pair of balls or “bollocks” 👍🏻

[@cjhards]

Absolutely hilarious jock!! Loving your content bro. ✌️😇

[@essen00cat]

The irony of the company staff acting aggressive and thuggish whilst literally behind iron bars 😂 The way they behaved i wouldn't be surprised if they had both done some prison time.

[@technicalscience]

Nah, they knew they were safe behind there - all talk.

[@orfordwolf5409]

Phil Mitchell and inch high private eye with a squeaky voice😄

[@Davidus80]

“Like I’m gonna be scared of one and a half men “😂😂

[@mikebordeaux8218]

That little one sounded like a squeaky toy

[@indefence7214]

One and half men! 😂😂😂

[@TimeEmotion1971]

Lol well done Mark keep up the great work :-)

[@benjijack22]

WET WIPE LOVE IT!!! GREAT VID MARK STOOD YOUR GROUND AS ALWAYS! - Stay Safe!

[@freemindthinkerezrapound5071]

Baldy and the poison dwarf blew enough hot air to fill an air balloon and then baldys brother is the local plod all right plonkers

[@patrickhawkins9087]

A pair of clowns the midget was hilarious 😂

[@jamesy3722]

Arm threw fence? Push to the left and snap it like a stick

[@G58]

What I usually do when sad creatures like that start crying and filling their nappies over a member of the public doing a lawful activity, is offer them the option of a dummy or an adult nappy, and advice on where they can go to change theirs. Peace

[@TheCunnamulla]

😂😂😂😂😂. Best comedy ever.

[@zanderzone21]

OMG !!! That cop had a bad attitude , protect the people , thank go you were recording

[@philbeattie3978]

The Baldy's are in love. You can tell.

[@Illicitvirtue]

Finally got to see it. Hilarious 👏

[@adrianbrowne7874]

I've heard it all now! Shouting in public a public offence!! What are we coming 2?

[@east-endjustice7883]

Keep on putting this work of beauty up no matter what, but make youtube review appeal and see that it doesn't violate any community guidelines etc.

[@MrTopGun999]

Very bad company! I feel sorry for anybody who uses their services (well tries to use their services)

[@realcooking1833]

They got very angry very quickly😂

[@resist.]

Chuckle vision 2023.

[@andrewshaw7343]

All these hard men back down as soon as their energy is matched and raised.

[@jackemmanuel9424]

Yep

[@Alfiepops]

You should have snapped his arm off in the railings when he tried to grab you 😉.

[@Greenpoloboy3]

As a squirrel, I applaud your work

[@justincarter5167]

Oh, UNITE building, makes sense. Once upon a time union's were on our side, defending the little guys against the big guys, now it's just about scoring points with the government and to hell with the public and it's own members. A cosy club and job for life is what these union's mean.

[@wheretoeatincrete2195]

Totally agree with the planddemic.

[@acm1137]

The typical smugness and inclination towards aggression of the business owner. Most are bankrupt in a few years down the pub trying to fight people.

[@jamesmincher3435]

One Wayne cousins and half a man

[@RECALLAUDITS]

Wow, so here we have the bald guy that hunts Buggs Bunny (Alma Fudd, or something) and Scrappy Doo 😂

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

I'v contacted Bob Geldof & Midge Ure about feeding the Squirrels. A charity single is on the way.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TheFr3ELions]

Look at you behind the fence ....whilst also being behind fence😂

[@porkpie4594]

They aren't going to do anything, because they're talking about it.

[@sarahconormilliefamily8467]

Lol with that reaction They have been on the lookout for weeks lol

[@neilhatton6018]

He's the Grinder type guys.

[@jamesrawson6659]

I saw this before and left a comment Worth watching again. I think Snow White been looking for mouth almighty. It is a good vid. Keep safe Mark.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Thanks again!

[@wriggley5045]

Shoulda pushed his arm the opposite way when he put it through the fence.

[@haydoncooper3744]

What does this fool think he is going to achieve by putting his hand out to stop you! I was bad with laughing.

[@MikeGMcDermott]

Nice to see Warwick Davis making a cameo appearance in this one.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

🤣🤣🤣

[@GHOSTGENETICS]

best auditor ever 💯💯

[@hnmedia1161]

top quality stuff. the best auditor

[@Mrmental308]

Comedy gold.. wish I was about town with ya, we would be a right pair. Lol

[@user-ol2gs7cu5c]

Society these days seems to be full of verbally aggressive people, with no balls to follow up on their aggressive words with the actual actions they are threatening 🫣 All mouth and no trousers 😂

[@paulwhittaker5195]

One and a half men, more like the cheeky boys.

[@deathcert75]

Mark you are without doubt the best auditer on the Internet keep these vids coming ❤

[@A2Z1Two3]

None of their business what the public do away from their property , they brought that ALL on themselves by their ignorance and bad approach/attitude. Why they called the police I have no clue , all they had to do was go inside and mind their OWN business.

[@truthteller6161]

One and a quarter sad people. You would need to be on your back for him to look at you in the eyes. Inch high with a big mouth !

[@dazza14778]

Cheers mark, this is a prime example of most not all plods are complete power driven 🛎 ends Im thinking mr midget wouldn't be so mouthy when chubs isnt around 😅😅😅

[@TheHouseofLove]

Back to work tea boy 😂😂

[@east-endjustice7883]

I so badly wished you let that puicefaced bloated thing grab you through the fenxe and then just slam your weight opposite direction while screaming "help! Im being attacked! Let me go!". There would have been no possible justifiable explanation for why it was reached through and grasped on you on the other side of the fence so there is no way it could clsim victim after you snapped its arm, it would have been so perfectly perfect! It'd never be able to grab anyone ever again and It'd be prosecuted and sued as well as its employer and even police when they inevitably protect the criminals while oppressing victims as they 100% always, and only do. The charges just couldn't stick once reviewed and youd have a deed to society by disabling an attacker, a deed to yourself by the satisfaction of teaching it the lesson of lessons, and be getting at least 2 but potentially 3 separate ways!!!! Thry like themselves up, just knock em down proper!!!

[@stevenmclucas1894]

These "men" obviously love GRINDR😂

[@rob103rl]

Interesting graffitti on their businesses' sign on Google Earth! lol

[@markowhit4604]

Whats the business?

[@rob103rl]

@@markowhit4604 Halo tech Preston

[@markowhit4604]

@@rob103rl it isnt its called connecting britain

[@Lamebred.]

3rd time lucky isit.. 😂😂

[@JonJon-rj6xo]

balls of steel

[@carlwilliams509]

Private security copper?