One Hour of the Best Joey Diaz Stories | The Church

[@evansilva6322]

Should've made it a 10 hour better

[@ByWhatDesign]

FYI undercover cops don't have to say if they're cops

[@fredriknerli9197]

ByWhatDesign what

[@Doorito_]

@@ByWhatDesign What the fuck lmao

[@VisionsFromAmari]

The most exciting thing is that this is just part 1…

[@RayRaeTV]

@@fredriknerli9197 your ggrfggfggfgfggiggyou ggggggggggggg from my tfy gfhg tight righg in my group on my face

[@ThePolarbearplaysmc]

Only Joey Diaz will start a interesting story then stop mid story and tell a more interesting story

[@idkwhatws]

Damm rright he the only that can do it😂

[@jamesestain8825]

Best and truest comment I've ever read bro

[@brendanschafer]

Truest shit I’ve ever read lmao

[@KIDwithaKey]

And he always loops it back to the first story in the end

[@sbcge]

@@KIDwithaKey always tells the story in the end, makes him the best storyteller

[@djinstinct8648]

Joey, the only man alive who has 300 years of stories for a 55 year lifetime.

[@gordonferrar7782]

He's only 55... 🤨🐒

[@God-qj7jl]

He got more stories than Buddhist monks

[@Joseph10557]

He’s 60 now

[@TrentStillson]

At 51:30 he says it was 25 years ago I was 95 🤔

[@djinstinct8648]

@@TrentStillson yep does sound like that, obviously meant 1995

[@Nrowi]

i like how his voice gets low once he talks about some crimes

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Thats his consciousness , he feels guilty, therefore he lowers his voice as a sign of respect because all emotions leave and he symbolically bows because he's being human and saying through slight alterations of his voice that he's humbling himself before everyone and saying IM NOT PERFECT.

[@lomotrain55howtos]

@@mattasticmattattack8546 wow

[@thishandleisntavai1able023]

Mattastic Mattattack that, that's the most accurate thing I've heard in a minute

[@OOspazOO]

Wrong. It's a physiological gambit that men do to garner sympathy from others for various purposes of self-preservation. i.e. Arti Lange was doing the same thing for a very long time. They do it subconsciously. Joey needs to find some real help.

[@thishandleisntavai1able023]

Oelkers Account woah

[@TwofourA]

I’m high af rn that police siren at the beginning was startling to say the least

[@arh9745]

A 🤣

[@apollo1573]

Holy shit I thought there were actually cops near my house until I read this

[@bjm4905]

this podcast has spooked me many a time driving and hearing sirens thinking they were behind me

[@andrewapjohn6084]

I'm listening to this driving 😂😂 I felt this hard 😂😂

[@Smokeyxz]

Bro I put my dope away!!!

[@bantamfedor]

"That leg weighs 265, you could be Johnny MMA, you're in the third seat."

[@luvbed]

He did say that

[@bantamfedor]

Said the shit out of it

[@samt7162]

bantamfedor 😂😂😂😂

[@tamurkhawaja7279]

It's the high ground of planes

[@diegoledezma4045]

Tamur Khawaja lmaoo

[@bumxauce797]

The first thing he says " A corrupt cop is someone with three kids and a girlfriend ". Joey you're a legend..

[@logancampbell815]

?

[@ZKern7]

Dude i almost spit my food out when i started the video because of him saying that lol.

[@hUnt94]

i guess i can’t be friends with bryces dad anymore

[@JoshDrakePendora]

Tbh it’s pretty sketchy even if they are not a cop😂😂😂

[@nickdistef1072]

@@ZKern7 q. Dc f c yk. R. Rrr.

[@YungB440]

It’s sad that I’ve watched all of joeys content already... Joey Diaz stories hit different

[@trespasscomplex]

I'm plum dry

[@chavezunseen]

Yung B i started going back to the beginning back before the studio, maad gems

[@JoeSmith-lr3fo]

Watch the 7 hour playlist of his stories it's crazy

[@JoeSmith-lr3fo]

@@viracocha prove there bs? Just because you think it's not a real story makes it not real. GTFOH

[@chavezunseen]

EP114587 hey man I once thought the same when I first listened to him, didn’t give the man a chance but I’ll tell you what, I’m fucken glad I did Joe Diaz is as genuine as they come. True soldier

[@teerilla]

"and if she's black I tell her I'm taking the Beyoncé poster down when I get home" bro he's a genius 😂😭

[@stangboy88]

@@suckmyballzgameplays7172 Beyonce is also a black woman. Joey is telling the stewardess that she is so attractive that when he gets home he is going to take down his beyonce poster, because she can't compare.

[@gameslie9049]

@@suckmyballzgameplays7172 english is my first language but i still didnt know what it meant

[@c_3991]

Suckmyballz Gameplays if you know black girls...its not, its gold. 😂

[@ed8519]

@@suckmyballzgameplays7172 Chicks like stuff like that. Not all but some women love a little flattery, its not gonna close the deal but stuff like that breaks the ice.

[@majestic5727]

@@stangboy88 Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter, is an African American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, and actress. She has also been named the second most beautiful woman on Earth. Making her an extremely desirable potential mate. By Joey telling the Stewardess that Beyonce is aesthetically inferior to her he is engaging in courtship with the use of humourous hyperbole, as both Joey and the stewardess understand and aknowledge that Beyonce _is in fact more attractive than her_ however the implication of own her great beauty and desirability still remains therefore no offense is taken. This gesture has effectively opened a line of communication between Joey and the stewardess, with this line of communication now established and both parties actively engaging in courtship Joey can potentially manipulate the situation to result in a physically intimate outcome. Sorry for my bad English

[@Fin4L6are]

Some day someone will cut up all 1000s of hours of Joey Diaz stories and put them up chronologically, from multiple angles

[@jannikw]

Imagine the day you can sit on a table with joey via tehcnology and listen to his stories as if you were really sitting there

[@Anonymous-fb7vy]

@@jannikw you could do that now it’s just niggas are too lazy to build the innovative shit they think/thought of

[@multiplesifl]

Back when I was a toddler, my Dad lifted a dual cassette boom box from a supermarket. My Mom yelled at him and made him take it back. So he took it to the customer service desk and returned it for cash. My Dad and Joey would've got along great!

[@haf816r]

Same here. My dad was a crooked ass security guard. Aallll kinds of 'damaged' toys when I was little.

[@sephy980]

Sounds like my dad to haha

[@cerealfamine1]

My dad's biggest crime I remember was saying I was 5 when I was 6 to go to the monster truck show for free. Free 5 and under.

[@dmeyer710th]

I love when uncle joey starts talking about crimes he starts whispering don't want nobody to hear lol a real street guy

[@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips]

Love me some Joey on a Holiday, it hits different

[@yaboycurtis1103]

Your podcast is great. Mike vs Fury 2020

[@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips]

@@yaboycurtis1103 thanks brother

[@dash2240]

@@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips really dude... Why are you lying to the man?

[@chrisredfield6825]

@@dash2240 ...What?

[@jakebriscoe]

@@chrisredfield6825 he said thanks as if its actually his podcast

[@r.edward5701]

Just finished my wake and bake..... Impeccable timing

[@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips]

true

[@jonnnyonion]

Same

[@bayyarea925]

Still going needed this for the come down

[@headbuster290]

I mean... perfect timming cocksukas..

[@r.edward5701]

@@headbuster290 like morning wood with a moist cupcake

[@MonDBlancBranford]

"Is this yellow kid my father?" - Joey "Coco" Diaz

[@GoodGuyGaurav]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Joey is a fucking legend

[@ScArYcHiCkEn1]

That had me in tears the first time I noticed it

[@chrissychaos]

HAHAHA man that is too fkn good. Its at 33:07

[@soto.8983]

Lmfaaaaooooooooo

[@chimado2107]

The best bless who ever created this

[@TicTacRS]

The flying jew

[@michaeljordan4081]

The Christ killa cocksuckah!

[@freakcrap1]

Lee muthafuckin Syatt

[@ByWhatDesign]

Yeah this clip is official (i.e. from Joey). Just like JRE Clips is official side channel for Rogan.

[@holywoof6419]

JF Jf lmaooo

[@tmt1675]

When he said the German “Turn Zeee phone off” he sounded like a Die Hard Villain 😂😂😂

[@VisionsFromAmari]

He’s the most descriptive storyteller I’ve ever seen…he should teach a class and charge on the Art!!

[@Golgo2047]

He does!

[@GoogleMeAgain]

Love how lee laughs At everything cause joey has him absolutely baked haha

[@wibbletthewobblet9558]

Fuck you

[@throwsandtony3131]

Wibblet ok great

[@Joe-zd3sx]

Uncle Joey’s stories never fail to put a smile on my face! They really get me through my day and week. I can watch him tell stories literally all day

[@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips]

true true

[@legendary.super.shannon9699]

@38:42 _"i had them in a brown baggie so i couldn't count 'em..."_ Sometimes it's hard to imagine _all_ of Joey's stories being real, true to life recounts of actual events, but in him saying *_that;_* i've had that exact same thought after i bought or got a script of pills, where i knew i was going through them, popping & snorting them like I'd never run out & was afraid to look at how many i had left. It's those little details that make it clear he's been there, & he knows what's up. Every-time i wonder if he's just bull-shitting, or at the very-least exaggerating, & every-time he surprises me via some little intimate detail or even someone mentioning it later, verifying that even when he's talking mad shit, he's speaking from experience. Mad Flavor, spitting truth like a _motherfuckin' _*_DOCTOR._*

[@user-hp8rf4ze5k]

Facts

[@Kurbante]

Right? Real experiences real facts, real CoCo

[@jeremydelaney1112]

The first few weeks of hearing all his stories I had some of the same questions if it was all real but then I would hear him repeat the stories or mention them in regards to another story. On so many different peoples podcasts. The dude is so legit.

[@legendary.super.shannon9699]

@@jeremydelaney1112 Too legit to quit, Jack!

[@elijahkouza7299]

kinda just notice it go down a litttle bit at a time don’t even like counting when i know i have plenty

[@ClipsCrazy__]

Protect Joey forever. When he goes I’m crying for sure

[@optimisticcosmic]

“If you’re not going to pay attention to me I gotta rob ya” 😂

[@delmanjustkoerdboy]

2:18 right after she laughs you hear Lee grinning. Man how that makes me crack up

[@realdjkream]

😂 just heard it

[@badlt.8029]

I want to fly to Europe and back with Joey. Can you imagine twenty-odd hours of nonstop Joey?

[@davidkeltner9581]

Bad Lt. except on this video he said he doesn’t ever talk to anyone while he’s flying lmao

[@mayuzumiandme]

@@badlt.8029 Make sure you aren't in the 3rd seat

[@tsww0314]

@@mayuzumiandme 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@domingosabreu9571]

Ain´t nobody flying to Europe with Uncle Joey fellonies ahah

[@Powerstroke2003]

Domingos they aint even flyin to Canada hahaha

[@philipreedwallace]

The first year of Miami Vice was the best. Mrs Pat is smart.

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

Philip Reed Wallace Ms Pat is hilarious. Would love to see her on the church again.

[@philipreedwallace]

TomCL 2000 agree 100% .

[@sirvivor7835]

Who can signal more virtue here?

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

Sir Vivor Sorry bro. Forgot finding women funny goes against Epic Man Code. Your attitude stinks.

[@LawyerGamerLounge]

This man is a national treasure. That's facts.

[@huntmine2343]

"Is this yellow kid my father?" CRYINGGGGG

[@Crazy__Canuck]

In my opinion, Ms. Pat might be the funniest woman on the planet. Haven’t heard much of her stand-up but her interviews are incredibly funny and entertaining. Crazy life stories.

[@kyleseeley4607]

Joey diaz may be one of the most badass people alive

[@sarcofaygo6218]

These compilations are tremendous

[@adityabali1939]

Let me tell you something scott. It was ‘85 or ‘86 I was in north burgen walking with my dick out and a hoe walked down the street with her mouth open one thing led to another and the next thing I know I am balls deep in a mountain of coke. You know me dawg, that shit was tremendous

[@mr.white_916]

The fact Joey was out for like 5 days and is here to build a career have a family and live a happy life is incredible. 🤘

[@thequietone2962]

I nearly shit a lung out when he was talking about the Germans on the plane 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@InnaVitamina777]

I LOVE Uncle Joey's appreciation for when other men hold their head up high and come to him with respect... the perfect combo of a man with cajones but not insecure to the point where he has to flex on em... 110%

[@jaysonisgreat]

Real gangstas don't flex nuts cuz they know that they got em.

[@MacBobby1408]

“When I get home, I’m ripping the Beyoncé poster down.” That’s actually one smooth ass fucking line right there 😂😂

[@tomjansen3123]

enjoying some edibles, listening to some joey diaz stories. life is good.

[@TheMusicmak3r]

DIDN’T YOU HEAR HIM?! __TURN ZE PHONE OFF__

[@nolandderlugner1351]

Hahahaha this is so great

[@M3_86]

Like National Geographic. Almost spilled coffee in my car lol

[@dyingbreed5386]

Such a shame we will never get to see Patrice O'Neal on the church. That would be an amazing podcast.

[@SuperflyVapor]

Ghost of War hgbh eggvvvvvvvvvvgvv

[@legendary.super.shannon9699]

Most of the time i hate reading the _"If Patrice were still here..."_ comments, cause they're usually just upvote bait, but i honestly can't think of 2 people I'd rather witness/listen to interacting w/eachother. It truly is a damn shame that we'll never get to behold the moment when the elephant in the room met the rhino from south Jersey...

[@traveller5331]

At least we got Dice.

[@nr1341]

"is this yellow kid my father"

[@liberaceboiithe3rd5]

Literally rolling a blunt now to listen to Uncle Joey’s stories!!! Can’t fucking wait, Joey Diaz makes my days better. When shits not going too well or life’s not great, I’ll listen to Uncle Joeys buttery voice and make me right again

[@spencerharrison7697]

I feel like joeys voice sounded exactly as it does now when he was 10 years old lol

[@haf816r]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tediekgb]

Anyone else use this to relax and or fall asleep to?

[@ianlehmann6344]

There is nothing better than drinking whiskey and watching Mr. Diaz

[@nathanadams7875]

Im of acid rn perfect vid😂

[@TheMasterTelevision]

Sending you infinite love for great trips! Peace!

[@jacobhannibal2452]

Watch acid church with Duncan Trussell and ari, tremendous

[@andrewparker4399]

Nathan Adams Do not go to the address on your little cousin's fake ID.

[@Boebuscuse]

Nathan Adams NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[@TrizzyDRO]

Big Bencer you can’t pierce a strong mind 😂 dummy

[@papamoist3683]

I love lees giggling and you can tell he’s in space

[@francisemv1788]

There's tears in my eyes, thank you so much!

[@IK-pz7th]

Nothing like a few beers, a bowl, and uncle joey to cap off the night

[@nomoremids6991]

Lee going to WORK with these vids. THANKS ✊✊

[@PACBOT221]

1 hr??? Tremendous! About to watch this like a docta!

[@boyofvalour]

Tremendous? Tremendous.

[@N8CRE8]

The police siren in the background is SO PERFECT. this podcast was just gold without trying

[@quintonnistico9347]

Truly one of the best storytellers of all and just an awesome human being.

[@IamMiXeM]

Belfast, Ireland 🇮🇪 loves Ms Pat. ❤🌍☘

[@IamMiXeM]

One of a kind 🌍❤💯☘

[@ogshifterz]

When Joey Takes A Sip Of Water 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@TraviSScott3]

Lee’s a very lucky/blessed guy to be able to sit next to ya, listening to these amazing stories!!!!!! Mr. Diaz, you’re the GOAT!! 👌🏼💯😁🤙🏼🙏🙏🙌🏼 Love from Minnesota.

[@shubhamdeokar8742]

We have been blessed,,, rejoice... Love ya Uncle Joey🥰

[@jadetheillest]

Lmaoo "you make me wanna go back in time and start robbing people"😂😂

[@carlasalvatierra7959]

I totally agreed, with Joey Diaz! That there is a big difference, on asking vs just telling some one what to do!!

[@kylepeter6862]

We all needed this right now !

[@Local.Floresters13]

genuinely makes my day better to hear this man

[@HighSociety1995]

Can’t cancel uncle Joey

[@guacamole9199]

I love uncle Joeys stories, I could listen to him for hours!! Ain't nobody do it Joey Diaz he does it like a Doctor haha!!

[@187pennywise]

I love hearing Joey just talking & telling his tales of the old days and how it was. He is 💯 % true & tells it like he feels it. He’s not saying anything to offend anyone it’s just how it was back then & how it was on the streets. Keep Keeping it on JOEY !!! I fucking love ❤️ you. Thank you for being you

[@stephenlipscomb6225]

He's one of the best story tellers of all time!😁

[@DylanFoster87]

Just 1 hour? I’ll take it 😊

[@overtimesportsbetting2821]

Tom Segura does the best Joey impression

[@MrSkarbek36]

Let’s goo. 1 hour of this at work as a part time slave like a DOCTAH

[@joecollins5325]

“I picked up with whole thing and put it on my should like a body in Vietnam “ 😂😂

[@King-ry4mo]

I love the fact that at any moment during any of his podcast there a chance you hear sirens lol.

[@alterego1]

Ms. Pat's set on Netflix is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. She's one of the best.

[@nazurath8833]

I love his stories bc thats the type of world i want to exist. I want friends like him where respect is important bc it is to me

[@Kburd-wr6dq]

This was honestly perfect

[@ntutino1980]

I never heard anyone call Joey his nickname “Coco”

[@jayhernandez9395]

Ralphie May was the main one.

[@will-fx7yq]

only his hometown boys and ralphie rip

[@ntutino1980]

Yayboi Carti yeah you’re right. I don’t enjoy Ralphie too much so I don’t watch when he’s been on. I’ve seen a couple minutes when he was on the church and he did call him Coco

[@davidkeltner9581]

Or when he talks about his friend in jersey who’d always say “you ever get that feeling Coco where you gotta get your dick sucked, you ever get that feeling you gotta get you fucking dick sucked Coco?”

[@_Imsosorry_]

Coco was a crazy savage who robbed and slung coke, Uncle Joey is the Coco we all love and know now

[@rashidal-mahmud1917]

This is tremendous to listen to when you working

[@losgalacticos95]

God bless was in horrible mood and I see this it helps even if a little ...

[@slavvings]

It never gets old. Tremendous

[@ryadh456]

This is great. thanks for putting this together.

[@dokholiday2524]

undercover having to answer yes when asked if he or she is a cop is a MYTH.

[@YetiMan500]

Didnt she say they gotta say yes or no? I thought well yeah he isnt gonne say only on wednesdays is he

[@krooktype5891]

Depending on the state

[@jayrjrjayrjr822]

@doc YEP, they are also allowed to lie during interrogations(FACT)

[@dokholiday2524]

@@jayrjrjayrjr822 yup

[@dokholiday2524]

@@jayrjrjayrjr822 I live in Los Angeles there; was a time undercover gang squads would drive around 3 , 4 deep in a denali or some shit like that pretending like they gangsters hitting people up with they fingers just itching. It was always obvious they were cops though; there were a couple incidents and the cops who were the agressors , in effect who riding. The ones that survuved didnt get in any trouble and the shootings were considered to be "clean". im not mentioning the which district, or the year but there were more than one incidents all over la county; wasnt thath long ago

[@brentcarrington2291]

I love Joey and Miss Pat! Great lurid tales of real life on the edge.

[@francisemv1788]

some of the best lines I've EVER heard

[@jondiaz3329]

Damn I love Joey, this guy has a set of life experiences most of us will never understand lol

[@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips]

i know where we will be for the next hour

[@anthonyrush4821]

When you was raised up with Uncle Joey, Papa Tom, and Brother Bert. My therapist can't think you enough. Big love Unc

[@noahkatula1544]

Bless you

[@everito4850]

Crazy stories but with a soothing voice🤙🏽🔥

[@joeballs6447]

"What's it like to not have a conscience?" "It's tremendous!"

[@organicgrower825]

Joey you really are a legend, thanks brother I’m addicted to your stories and it sounds like my life.

[@Enochulate88]

Grow shrooms

[@raccoonwithaphone557]

Best story teller

[@nicholasnovick5849]

Can he just record this as a stand up special?? I would re watch it on Netflix like I do Dave Chappelle

[@JELZ617]

That siren though...had me doing all types of head movement in the car lol

[@KapteinFruit]

I can listen to this genius of a fool, Diaz, all day. Some times his stories seem a bit over the top, but as a story teller and comedian, I let that slide. I cant get enough. Now let me snort this line right here. :)

[@KapteinFruit]

Diaz could start a story off with; In 1757 I met this Indian who had the most fire coke.... and Id be all in, listening.

[@KapteinFruit]

Also, I love Lee. He is such a god damn wholesome fuck. Id love having a homie like that.

[@solsticenebula8999]

Beautiful

[@dpapa2175]

That's going in the vault "When I get home I'm ripping the beyonce poster down".... works with white chicks too

[@DeimosPC]

I don’t get it man

[@carbonx22020203]

Deimos same Bro I’m lost as shit

[@maj1166]

Carbonx11 look Beyoncé is a beautiful and popular artist and telling black woman that look up to her that you are going to rip your poster down of Beyoncé because the black woman you are talking to is better looking. It works because woman want to be her and saying they are better makes them feel happy with you.

[@carbonx22020203]

Major Buntyn oh shit that’s what he meant I fee dumb Lmao

[@daynejoseph2366]

College bookstore hustle is the best thing ever. I have vivid memories of my boys and I buying our books at the beginning of the semester, then going back into the crowded bookstore, grabbing second copies and returning the originals with our receipt for a refund. Ah....college.

[@davidherman3422]

I feel like I have serious reading comprehension issues, I feel like I'm getting this but not getting it, your saying you walked into the store with a receipt and picked up books of the shelf and got paid for them basically?

[@daynejoseph2366]

David Herman our parents gave us 500-600 bucks for books. We’d take that money, buy the books, then when the bookstore was crowded around noon, we’d go back with the books in our arms, stuff second copies in our empty bags, return the ones we got for a refund, and then return the ones we stole at the end of the semester for an additional 125 or so.

[@SiArks1]

Y buy them? Just wait to noon and take them..

[@daynejoseph2366]

Mike OxLong no receipt for cover in case we got caught. The bookstore didn’t take the receipt after the return. We just had to show it to them.

[@ThePolarbearplaysmc]

Dayne Joseph why didn’t you just return the copies that were in the store with your receipt?

[@Loco5919]

Joey “Back in Boulder” Diaz....he’s the 🐐 absolute legend

[@DominickM.]

I needed this thank you

[@Itzjustdan54]

That teacher was livin some Walter White typa life 😂

[@LivingBGLegend]

Subbed... these guys cheer me up

[@francisemv1788]

The quality is SO consistent, I'm dying!!

[@ShootingOnlyExcites]

Joey said it best! Best summer really is after high school lmaoo

[@BigStevie]

Joey "CoCo" Diaz: LEGEND!!