One Mac Quote From Every Episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

[@TeamSukiyo]

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[@karda009]

I cannot get over the fact that the car crash is a quote. Classic Mac

[@gator4458]

I replayed Charlie's reacting 20 times the first time I watched it

[@karda009]

Emmett Battle Oh god that emoji perfectly incapsulates Charlie energy

[@najaallen883]

Ronnie C Lmaoo I did the same thing when I first saw that episode, I was in tears laughing. 😂

[@sydneyp7867]

He says pussy

[@thejusmar]

"This is television at it's best"

[@cilliancallaghan9788]

This show truly is pure and unadulterated madness

[@apple54345]

I think it's crap. Pure unadulterated crap.

[@ChillGuySammy]

@@apple54345 ooh edgy unneeded response dickhead

[@bigiron7547]

Sammy Salgado yeah dipshit It’s a frank quote SOMEONE DOESNT WATCH THE SHOW

[@FLJuJitsu]

Greatest comedy series in history.

[@ddrarrow]

Sammy Salgado Aww, did someone embarrass themself on the internet?

[@Esselo]

Literally my favorite Mac moment is when decides to be Nightman “I’ve changed my mind, I’ll be playing the Nightman. He’s badass he does karate across the stage and has the eyes of a cat” “Where does it say that?” “I made it up”

[@pat2rome]

God it's so easy to forget how long the show's been on until you see season one clips again.

[@kushpakk2210]

classic and timeless all the seasons are great but the first 4 were probly my fav ones

[@ffff-qw7sp]

@@kushpakk2210 ah cmon season 5 was peak though

[@cococrushLION]

@@ffff-qw7sp season 5 is second only to s3

[@kingpendaofmercia6947]

*Gimme that leg boi*

[@CharizardMasterBall]

"do you have a boner right now?" "shut up dude dont ruin this for me"

[@GodLovesUgly042]

King Penda of Mercia definitely my favorite Mac quote

[@AndeePandee]

I challenge any sunny fan to not read that out loud 😂

[@ChodeMaster]

That bathory album sucks

[@SportsGamingRosters]

“Give me that leg, boy”. The best

[@dang.9125]

"Dude do you have a boner right now?!?" "Shut up dude, Don't ruin this for me"

[@estherisnotcool]

“It’s not gay Charlie, just take your shirt off” is honestly one of the best it’s always sunny quotes ever

[@unoman4165]

RocketBubble on its own it’s fine but it’s all in the delivery

[@doodoojohnson3526]

how tf is he so terrible but at the same time the most precious thing in existence?

[@rickjamesdos2239]

“ Brian o Brian id kill my self if I ever had that clowns name “ “ you’re named after an actual clown Ronald McDonald “

[@guin705]

I'm genuinely surprised, I think Mac has the best quotes of the bunch.

[@TeamSukiyo]

Wait until we get to Dennis

[@kanikan9542]

I thought the same thing

[@nmbr4lizard524]

He isn't as crazy as the twins but his one liners are hilarious!

[@pkamoments4798]

Dennis is the best b

[@normansevilla25]

No way, Dennis does. "I am a golden god!"

[@Glupshitto911]

“Well first of all through god all things are possible” didn’t make the list?????????

[@stefanodoring6887]

He didn't jot that down

[@TheSUPERPOTATO2000]

It's in the same episode as "that looks like a dick" so there's some tough competition

[@quinnlintott406]

Nah son

[@elizabethgrace4764]

It’s too easy. Everyone knows that one

[@Glupshitto911]

A Lizard Beth for good reason though

[@daebshirley9344]

4:00 The way Mac slaps Frank on the head makes it so much better

[@УзДаяна]

Whats the episode? Help, please

[@howmanytimesihaveto1454]

Feel like that was improvised and there was a reaction or something so they cut it so quickly

[@freshdarkdreams4810]

@@УзДаяна Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life S4 E9

[@blondiesaband]

they all look like a bunch of college kids in season 1 it's so cute

[@humdunkin328]

@BackpackZak it was more like mid to late twenties

[@violetclover1224]

@BackpackZak no they were like 28 lmao

[@ScoutXdude]

“I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MYSELF OTHER THAN THROUGH ANGER OR PERSONAL ATTACKS” *two guys attacking each other* “Now this is interesting.” Well played, editor. Well played.

[@magicmintak]

Me enjoying each main characters' one quote video equally proves that this show is something else. This is top notch and this level cant be reached.

[@alex8480]

It just proves you like the show. You could make this for any show ever and, if you like the show, you'd like the video.

[@morganfreeman2102]

the book worm true, but this show really is something else.

[@franciscobaltazarlabranago6248]

@@alex8480 you can't make one about Friends for example, as I would probably enjoy a video with Chandler quotes but fall asleep at a Rachel or Ross video

[@davidconjefferson]

No possible way to rank the funniest of the gang. Everyone is too classic.

[@mikestevens3582]

@@alex8480 you are so incorrect lol. I've enjoyed many shows without liking all of the characters equally

[@gingsSon]

*”If the McPoyles got Blown, and Charlie got Blown, why didn’t I get Blown!?”* A prime example of why this show is on another level 😂😂😂

[@marcroland2261]

“That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it.” Anyone else say this when they don’t know about a topic?

[@Zedrocksaa]

Haha guilty

[@garyking1986]

Marc Roland Read this while he said it

[@ultramango1337]

Jackson Lee hell yeah

[@ng23242]

It’s a perfect template to use, just fill in the blank to replace stars

[@takedowndude9401]

I do bozo

[@TheRealConcertKing]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Out of context Sunny is just as funny as in-context Sunny.

[@hankdatank09]

TheRealConcertKing oh absolutely. It’s the show that you can watch from every perspective and would still be funny.

[@viviannichols3582]

They do callbacks to earlier episodes that are just as funny if you haven’t seen the earlier episode.

[@viviannichols3582]

“Dennis is like the smartest person I’ve ever met, and I’ve met like 100 people.”

[@radiophobia1974]

Seeing that "Dad. I'm gay." Quote RIGHT next to the toilet one gave me so much whiplash wtf.

[@TeamSukiyo]

Versatilely

[@Jombo1]

1-6: Skinny Mac 7: Fat Mac 8-12: Closeted gay Mac 13-14: Muscle Mac also in 2 episodes: Black Mac

[@oomfoof7294]

Two black macs?

[@fdsjlaf]

@Jombo he's more like super fit

[@lukereilly9844]

Skinny Mac is legit one of the hottest people ever

[@jerrygereden]

Skinny Mac is the hottest one of all the Macs

[@fdsjlaf]

gayyyyyyyy

[@warrcoww6717]

“Your body quit, and your bird quit, and unfortunately, it’s no longer legit”

[@josierice2386]

I don't know whether OG Mac, Fat Mac, or Muscle Mac is the sexiest

[@GippyHappy]

Fat Mac is my fav

[@danicakes9212]

Any Mac Is a sexy Mac.. sweet dee is 1 lucky bird lol

[@GippyHappy]

@@nightmarevision7676 ...why season 8 mac specifically?

[@rylee3412]

nightmare vision whats wrong with season 8 mac

[@lostuser1094]

*Big Mac

[@patanella2788]

“welp, i’m gay” shoulda been the quote for the cruise ep

[@bedtimerat]

14:50 i see you included the most heartwrenching quote from the entire series 😭😭😭😭

[@nmbr4lizard524]

"We dont wanna kill people frank I feel like your not getting this" mac has awesome lines without context.

[@mikestevens3582]

@Matt Polzkill I understood what he meant just fine. it also seems like over 100 people didn't care except you. this makes you a loser.

[@mikestevens3582]

@Matt Polzkill no. the point is that this is a fucking youtube comment section and nobody gives a shit except weirdos like you. it's always the people with issues that feel the need to point out spelling mistakes. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK. it does matter if 100 million people are fine with it and you're not, it literally shows you have problems. YOU ARE A LOSER.

[@mikestevens3582]

@Matt Polzkill You realize your comment is just a bunch of insults... You don't even have the intelligence to put together a reply that makes sense. If this is how you vent out your anger you need therapy.

[@mikestevens3582]

@Matt Polzkill keep going

[@bg5469]

the ending of mac finds his pride always makes me absolutely sob. what a beautiful ending to mac’s arc of struggling to find acceptance from his dad, from god, and from himself. that being said, luther laughing and going “i named him that” when mac says his name is ronald macdonald when he and frank are visiting him is a strong contender for second best mac line in that episode.

[@bg5469]

Christopher Marlowe smugmaskoverdroolingpeabrain.jpg

[@bg5469]

Christopher Marlowe okay, contemporary of shakespeare

[@mikestevens3582]

@ lol and you're a loser...

[@beachchicken6268]

opinions that nobody cares about or have already been said are for twitter not youtube comment sections

[@LaurenCH528]

@@beachchicken6268 I recommend avoiding all youtube comments if that's how you feel

[@michaelangelo2192]

4:04 How could you not do the rebuttal to Charlie's 'CAROOOOOL'. 'Ok, Charlie, let me stop you right there... not only do ALL of those people exist, but they've been looking for their mail for weeks' 😂

[@jali4000]

"When opinions meet facts that's when you get truth" how have i not heard this one before lmao

[@TeamSukiyo]

It’s from season 14

[@scorpionqueen11]

This has made me inexplicably happy. Mac is.................a true character study.

[@justrandies8891]

4:04 "day bowbow chik chikichikaah"

[@monity1865]

The funniest part of “Science is a LIAR sometimes” is Charlie’s reaction everytime Mac slaps “bitch” on the board

[@alinatedwards]

The “science is a liar sometimes” scene is just so iconic, easily one of the best Mac scenes lmao

[@Multiple-Sclerosis]

you need to make a video like "every clue that mac is gay in its always sunny" i'd love to see that

[@GodLovesUgly042]

Move-in After Completion

[@davidconjefferson]

10:43 lmfao YEEEEEAH

[@zzeroara9511]

i really think Rob might be the best actor at delivering funny lines ever!

[@billybased64]

I die everytime I see him put that dollar into the dudes back pocket. Classic Mac.

[@CoolsMcghee]

“No, you were trying to write Charlie and you wrote trundle”

[@danicakes9212]

2:41 Classic Mac-face...I love him.

[@curtisbrock5299]

there can't possibly be this many good episodes of this show

[@TeamSukiyo]

Oh but there is

[@nachofast6144]

The fuckin Mac Finds His Pride moment actually destroys me every time. One of the best moments in any TV show

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

It’s okay….

[@ssimms8995]

It's so profound for a show that tries not to have serious moments. Had me crying like a newborn baby

[@justusing6192]

Did he say “he breath’d into the nostrils of Adam” lmaooo

[@hankdatank09]

Just Using verbatim

[@kai326]

The gasoline "yEAH" made me sob with laughter

[@StrangeHammer]

Sunny is one of those shows were you can’t pick a favorite character because they’re all great, but I’ll always have a soft spot for Mac.

[@Gabeghouls]

I just realized Mac is my favourite character.

[@pkamoments4798]

What other show can make 10 minute compilations of laugh out loud quotes from each of the main 5 characters? Not only is the show hilarious, but there isn’t a weak link.

[@skibooski6884]

This is the only comedy show where the characters are all pretty much just as funny as the other.

[@RolletComedy]

Seinfeld and Arrested

[@skibooski6884]

@@RolletComedy I’ve actually never watched arrested development

[@PureBlackDragon]

I feel like only after this do I even more so appreciate how much Mac really adds to this show. So f’n good lmao

[@Ashutt92]

“First of all through god all things are possible so go ahead and jot that down”

[@lufcharrison2234]

“And good day too yous” 🙏🏼 😂😂

[@AdamLacy228]

I loved that one. Lol

[@0mnicide]

Go clean da batchrooms.

[@lufcharrison2234]

Apotheosis 🤣🤣

[@mikeevans1994]

Go wash my car

[@ashsun5103]

Dennis’s reaction at 11:20 and 11:30 😆 😆. Love their camaraderie! This show is the best!

[@jontrimarco6205]

Mac is the man we all thought Haley Joel Osment would grow up to be.

[@Vanessa-xx3yz]

I love all of Mac's shirts. Even his Tommy Bahama season 🍹

[@AntP95]

One could be forgiven if they watched this and assumed Dennis was gay

[@SportsGamingRosters]

Only quote missing: “you can’t read it from the outside!”

[@nthgth]

That and "What do you think is happening, _right_ now?"

[@jackcollins1406]

"This music sounds like whales raping each other" is one of the greatest lines in all of television history, not just the history of Always Sunny. I will never not laugh at that fucking line wow

[@m4ochi]

11:14 "Mac was doing that thing where he tries to casually bring something up to me"

[@benkmoskomusic3679]

The old “ Ocular Patdown”

[@fdsjlaf]

this show literally got me through the 2010's

[@peterpanther8627]

Rob is actually the main brain behind the show.

[@HUNTROUTDOORS]

“Now I don’t appreciate being paraphrased, I choose my words very carefully.”

[@HarHar_hariOm]

The bird quit one is my fav. Also "so where do I jizz"...🤣🤣🤣

[@kingpendaofmercia6947]

"Its not like I'm ashamed of you! I'm ashamed of *myself* "

[@Maiseymouse]

12:48 just makes me so happy, Mac is right at home here lol

[@justiniansnow8919]

My God, Mac is so young in the first few scenes! I sometimes forget how long this show has been running XD

[@Football__Junkie]

Just cultivating mass through every scene

[@batmancanfly1086]

Mac has the best quotes in the show, the entire atheism vs god scene is pure gold

[@wellok8718]

"I... dumped up your toilet Greg, it was me, it was ALWAYS me. But I did it for us!" lmfao

[@xanthraXGaming]

Everything that comes out of the character's mouth makes you wanna give a tight crisp slap and at the same time it feels legendary. 😂

[@gamethingstuff]

i always luv the sudden change to fatmac and back

[@quedolapantera7623]

10:36 i laughed hard for about 5 minutes

[@fdsjlaf]

the way charlie was trying to show off his body had me dead

[@iibnbiibn]

this is art

[@BangkokBlend]

This is undoubtedly the best one.

[@Dakaro333]

“Hold on punk” “He’s good”

[@Persephone01]

Mac is that crazy uncle you have randomly in the family that you just shrug and say okay dude.

[@officialnezquick]

Hold on punk.......................he’s clear

[@AntP95]

"Just give us an eye! You don't need both of them."

[@lukeut8680]

For bodyguards, by body guards

[@alliehunu8475]

Frank’s management, I’m security, Charlie bashes rats

[@manny2fs]

"Give me that leg boyyy!"

[@Paul91-]

"At last!!!!!! The boy's SOUL is mine!!!!!!!!"

[@ThePsychedelicpunk]

"Your body quit. Your bird quit, and unfortunately...its no longer legit."

[@justjoannak]

Still can't believe this is the same guy that created this show

[@realbland]

this man called danny devito bald and then smacked his bald spot

[@caedencloud3504]

This is my new favorite video of all time

[@TeamSukiyo]

Then you should check out the rest of them...

[@the_stewbear]

Science is a liar sometimes!!!

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

Season one Mac was so god damn cute

[@GothicImpatience]

WHY DIDN’T I GET BLOWN!?

[@camilaslauren]

my favourite character

[@michaelpipkin9942]

A perfect introduction to Its Always Sunny if you haven't seen a single episode.

[@bradycorrion5118]

0:01 Season 1 0:31 Season 2 1:21 Season 3 2:22 Season 4 4:46 Season 5 5:46 Season 6 6:46 Season 7 7:53 Season 8 9:58 Season 9 10:55 Season 10 11:47 Season 11 13:08 Season 12 14:16 Season 13 15:13 Season 14

[@Todo-1996]

I have like the biggest crush for Mac...omg 😍

[@danicakes9212]

Yass!

[@pinna3691]

Todo 1996 he has killed a child

[@DrMantisToboggan69]

Too bad he's gay and in love with Chase Utley

[@alinatedwards]

Dr. Mantis Toboggan *dennis

[@jartism]

Dean from the iron giant x Mac fanfiction

[@realkingofantarctica]

0:40 Mac is my favourite Joestar

[@mohammeds5339]

Oh man, you have no idea how much I miss the old Mac

[@o.liveil7111]

He's only gotten hotter over time

[@fullyilluminated]

I forgot about 4:49. Idk why but I died laughing the first time I saw that scene.

[@TeamSukiyo]

R. I. P.

[@Rhodonyte]

9:50 Charlie’s face 😭😭😭 also 13:41 “supposably” LMAO

[@jaredkelly4686]

You missed one of the best Mac quotes “the streets are flowing with the ejaculate of the homeless!”