One of the funniest moments of Metalocalypse

[@thechairtosser4320]

For those of you who don't get it: they cleared out this entire area to prepare the boat but when they finally dropped it they missed the landing zone entirely

[@TraustiGeir]

Well, they did go with the lowest bidder.

[@Defective1]

Emma West maybe they missed the episode

[@geneparmesan8748]

Emma West - I watched it because I'm curious about the show and it said "funniest scene" - though, without context, it isn't really THAT funny.

[@theIronGuard666]

just like duncan hills coffee

[@rhadaghasttheenraged9627]

No now you see roxo the rocking roll clown is funny this is just stupid and by the way he dose cocaine

[@Rancidtunip]

I love the running gag of them missing the drop site every time. (See coffee jingle for reference)

[@SquirtAngle]

The fucking doors on the coffee box

[@RouxRouxRingo]

The instant face change when the shooter goes from relaxing to firing again. Classic.

[@rocksparadox]

''The instant face change when the shooter goes from relaxing to firing again. Classic.'' It's cheaper for the animators to not draw subtle changes. Calling it ''classic'' means you haven't seen much except ''goodmythicalwhoring'' and ''tyt''.

[@timmyteehee9490]

@@rocksparadox you should climb down from your ivory dildo

[@winstonmarlowe5254]

@@rocksparadox We get it, you have no friends.

[@allenharper2928]

😚💨 😏 😚💨 😏 😚💨 😏 👿

[@silversoulken]

@@allenharper2928 LOLOLOL

[@spinblackcircles]

I cried from laughing the first time I saw this. It’s even funnier when you think about how this episode was only 11 minutes long, and this scene is almost 3 minutes of it lmao

[@invictusthelonechallenger9120]

I forgotten how funny this show was, still makes laughing in tears to this day

[@dison7608]

It was cut down to half of that for the episode though.

[@brandmeow9014]

The wife and I have been tearing through this show again and this very episode came on last night. Red in the face, full body convulsion, tears rolling down my cheeks, gasping for air, Laughing..... easily the 20th+ time I've seen this scene.

[@mrtoxicwasteland]

Another one that kills me is the whole episode dedicated to tokis father where they spend the whole runtime trying to get him back to his home cottage only for toki to drop him sliding down a whole ass glacial mountain into the water and made a *bloop💦* sound

[@TheMightyN]

It's not that funny.

[@3pacGangstaRap]

in an 11 minute show they dedicated nearly a fourth of that runtime to this one-off joke. brilliant

[@NuclearDuckie02]

Not true, it's an extended cut from the DVD

[@TheGoldenConnorific]

​@@NuclearDuckie02I was going to say since I don't remember this front the episode lol

[@kt9527]

I remember the first time I watched this scene... I was so stoned and just sat there watching it without a single word, and at the very end when they missed the drop zone, I fell over and died

[@BIGsochTV]

Dawg. Giving me ideas

[@GrilledCheeseSandwich1]

RIP

[@Chaoktarukto]

Damn homie, was the funeral lit?

[@jimvenanzio6561]

Did you see Jesus, or Nathan Explosion?

[@dietmardietersen6429]

So sorry you died

[@pianospawn1]

*faceless* *grunt*; "should we abandon the gear sir?" *Nathan*; "NO, we're gunna pull the boat over that MOUNTAIN"

[@xsailor85]

Goth Sloth YOU HEAR HIM!!! GET TO WORK!!!

[@cromwell300]

How James Cameron’s Avatar should have ended.

[@sublimelove23]

much better ending

[@richardch.4356]

If you say so

[@NeonElwynnIIX]

I think an true ending. If given right amount if money. I think the whole budget of the movie would go in this one sence. In the avatar movie.

[@helloidharbl6753]

Realistically this is how it'd really go. I mean we tried talking to the cats but really they and their bioluminescent jazz can burn. You think Humanity made it across the Galaxy without thinking up new ways to manufacturer superconductors?

[@sangbum60090]

They do make a landing zone with their spacecrafts

[@pforgottonsoul]

so this is why so many rain forest species are endangered.

[@mrkekson]

no, this is just rejuvinating the forest

[@hentajus]

MrKekson Ahhh, good ol' Keynesian economics.

[@johnnynguyen3536]

Yep, this make P.E.T.A. pissed off now.

[@CamSiv996]

patrick watkins ikr. I mean shit that's a lot of shooting.

[@solitariuslupus3311]

Brutal!

[@rgvgunner7935]

when you see a spider in your room

[@Wolfgodmak]

How would you explain the hole in the wall?

[@zippityzop]

Fuckin right

[@earthwormchewer170]

Bruh

[@soundsculptor3549]

You clear the area so it can make a nest safely?

[@AndyLishious]

You clearly aren’t metal. I got webs 🕸 you wouldn’t believe brother.

[@suzannehumphries5929]

If you don't think this clip is funny, remember that Brendon Small has a very dry, dark sense of humor. Think of how much time they spent making this scene, from the storyboard to drawing this; it's such a long, drawn-out scene that it becomes ridiculous, especially since they miss the drop zone completely. It's perfect.

[@ikaris181]

So much of this. The attention to detail on the lighting the cig, the wildlife exploding, different mechanics of all those different weapons. Absolute perfection.

[@dethklokicksbutt]

And the fact that we saw this gag back in the very first episode when they dropped the stage during the Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle

[@andrewmccarty755]

I'm not gonna lie I do feel a little bit f*cked up from laughing 😆

[@AwkwrdPrtMskrt]

Look, I enjoy the coffee drop joke, but not when it's done in the most endangered rainforest region of the world.

[@makita3680]

Oh I see it's the kind of "joke" that needs to be explained to be "funny"

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

Vietnam would have been a different story had we more metal instead of rock.

[@LabTech41]

I don't know, tell that to all the people who got exposed to Agent Orange.

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

@@LabTech41 a different story, doesn't matter for who, was my point

[@LabTech41]

@RemoveJaps - DerKampfGehtWeiter Oh, I'm sorry, maybe I should've added the '/s' at the end to make it obvious. I guess some can't detect subtlety.

[@adrock_sokolov6570]

And the battle on the hills of manchuria... Actually lets just leave that story in the dark why not.

[@SHADOWofJUSTiCE]

except it would miss and kill all allies instead of enemies...

[@dynajay4106]

I am jealous of the guy manning the minigun. I would LOVE that job.

[@zandertrance]

Man if only we cleared landing zones like this in the army, we would never have to worry about a zone being too hot.

[@frankmyrand]

I can't say about modern warfare, but I do know that in most ww2 and some (somme, haha) ww1 battles, it started with heavy HEAVY artillery bombing before sending in the troops, but the enemy, being smart, made fortifications and just had to wait for the fireworks to stop before going into position and decimating the advancing soldiers (ex : battle of the Somme, Omaha beach, Peleliu, Iwo Jima...)

[@bhuuthesecond]

@@frankmyrand I was about to say the same, WW1 was WWWAAYY more brutal than this fictional scene. The sky would rain supersonic explosive steel. Nearly constantly. Actually WW1 reminds me of the bullet storms in The Matrix except there Neo can’t dodge the bullets and there is way more of them. It’s actually sad how truly ‘Metal’ World War 1 was. A lot of young men were slaughtered and mutilated for nothing really.

[@frankmyrand]

@@bhuuthesecond WWI was one of the most pointless carnage ever. Outdated military facing advanced warfare technology. Holding on to the principle of "troops advancing in line" and that battles are "gallant", when it was all mud and useless mass casualties... I'm 26 and I'd be an old guy in the trenches, with 19 year old kids all around me. Appalling.

[@bhuuthesecond]

@@frankmyrand reading about that war helped me appreciate the words “peacemaking” and “diplomacy”. Just sad and disappointing in the end of it all.

[@mas8705]

But if you land in a different hot zone than the one that was cleared out, wouldn’t that still be a problem? Maybe evacuation might be easier if they escape to the area that was cleared out maybe…

[@NessieWLNeck]

I would have said that the funniest moment is when Nathan tells the Clockateers to pull the boat over a mountain... and they do so

[@poilboiler]

+Nessie Neck While he points to the highest peak as well.

[@NessieWLNeck]

hellyeah!!! xDD best show damn ever. Need a new season Q_Q

[@skwisgaarskwigelf331]

Is ams nots goinst to happen... Blames dems f*ckings Adults Swim.

[@NessieWLNeck]

pity, dammit.... kill 'em all -.-

[@crysosisback7115]

More like "blame" a too small audience ... Not their bad if it wasn't popular enough

[@ultimaT]

lol i like the the guy is forcefully making the metal hand sign as he's shot

[@LOLAP95]

ultimaT to bad he wasnt tho

[@MrUbister]

Three of his fingers got shot off

[@comettamer]

ultimaT Poor guy.

[@jughidrobo3738]

The the

[@davecrupel2817]

ultimaT its called "Horns"

[@dick-supreme9180]

I like how they did all that destruction just to miss the landing zone altogether lol.

[@KalashnikovPaouzzi]

Nothing wrong here, everybody know this is the way to clear a landing zone

[@tmta4089]

PETA: oh my gawd stop abusing animals by celebrating thanksgiving also PETA:

[@timblack3147]

I love how it's a quick smoke break in between reloads, shits badass. Metalocalypse really is/was/always will be the best animated series in history. Rock on forever Dethklok \m/

[@qwormuli77]

They didn't even need sound effects for this clip, they just recorded the sounds of their animation budget blowing up...

[@ianyoder2537]

Warhammer 40K orks be like

[@fidget0227]

30% "that was funny" 30% "that was boring" 30% something to do with peta 10% "we're going to pull the boat, over THAT mountain!" I included all of them

[@sheepinwolvesclothing7909]

PETA kills more animals than anybody

[@meathead6155]

Not boring, badass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Igorgetyou95]

It's funny cause they had all that ammunition and slaughtered everything that was in the line of fire just to clear a landing zone and on 2:40 look where they ended up landing

[@charless2086]

The funniest episode is the episode where they get labeled as racists and Toki gets excluded and left behind so he creates that club and makes the costumes. When they popped out in those klan outfits I literally laughed my ass off for a good 5 minutes straight. I'm not even sure what Toki says afterwards. It was hard to hear over my laughter. Not sure if he did it on purpose or if he was pissed off they left him behind again.

[@DragonTycoon]

He says "AH, YA F*KIN LEFTS ME AGAIN!" They left Toki behind, again, for a concert for his own club. It's suspected the outfits were actually meant to look like Capirotes, which would make sense, given Toki's firm religious background.

[@TheSchaef47]

It's a combination of several great pieces, the awful outfits, plus the burning lowercase t, plus Murderface with his hacked up mustache, it's a great example of setup and payoff, especially since several of these threads started in the opening scene.

[@KalibreSteelblast]

Needs more dakka.

[@CrimsonNasferatu]

best comment

[@LonginusFX]

+CrimsonNasferatu Yes, the only thing that prevents me for giving it a like is his Furry Avatar.

[@SvenTviking]

Gatlings go “Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

[@SvenTviking]

And you don’t use guns to clear a landing zone, you drop a BLU-82 Daisy cutter, parachute land mine 12,600 pounds of GSX slurry explosive.

[@TB--sp9wy]

Kajex Surnahm Emperor approves

[@ClnlBogey]

1:20 you can see beside the gunner someone started counting how many people they killed.

[@hurech272]

We call that the "Apocalypse Now" entrance. Dethklok playing some Wagner would have set the scene off.

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

Or as a backup, cannibal corpse "Make them suffer"..

[@zer0deaths862]

I love the Storm Trooper accuracy every time they drop something from a helicopter. Do you folks like coffee?....

[@RoninIV_unleashed]

I love that the sound effects for the machine guns are from Unreal tournament, GOTY edition. I'd know that sound anywhere.

[@Benthino]

Ahh, the Imperial Guard, wonderful.

[@SHADOWofJUSTiCE]

all 40k armies hit their LZ... the shooting is warhammer accurate, though...

[@zacharyjames4121]

There is no amount of overkill that is justified for this

[@RouxRouxRingo]

The fact that the General and the 2 guys directly beside him were the only ones not shot, while fish and butterflies were picked out indicates they know the General is following them and they are simply allowing it to continue..

[@alexanderfreeman3406]

It's not very funny until you realize they miss the landing zone when they drop the boat.

[@TheSchaef47]

Sometimes it's all about the setup.

[@gabrielbarblay8120]

That's the whole joke lmao

[@benjaminfleury46]

if you think this is too brutal.. then your obviously not metal enough for this show!

[@allenharper2928]

I love it. They have large caliber machine guns, miniguns, rocket launchers and... One dude with an M60.😂

[@Princess_Gengar]

I was momentarily sad when they gunned down the sloth

[@100GTAGUY]

That was evolutions way of saying, you shouldn't have spent the last few million years being lazy you should've been finding ways to outrun bullets instead.

[@pounderpolizzo7269]

Head klokateer: Sires how do you want us to clear the landing zone? Dethklok: We need guns, LOTS of guns.

[@fbi8333]

I FLY A GIANT MONSTER I AM CAPTAIN EVIL STOMPER I GET TO WEAR BIG BLACK HELMET I PILOT THE HATREDCOPTER

[@Zoki4444]

And to think, this is safer than Agent Orange used during the Vietnam war.

[@gothsoldier65]

I got the dvd set recently. I don't remember this scene being this long

[@MrSlanderer]

I just rewatched it, and this is different. Maybe deleted scene?

[@UncleFester84]

Well look at it this way: If you were an hostile you'd assume the boat was going to land in the cleared area, so you'd prepare to fire in that point... only to trow you off by landing somewhere else.

[@ScornedScallopes]

Missing the drop zone seems to be a running gag in this show 😂

[@triple6758]

This show was so awesome. Nothing like it before or since.

[@bartmanfantanfart36]

As a kid It upset me but now it's funny

[@centristcommisar7828]

That was not enogh dakka...

[@ALovelyLad]

If family guy did this joke it would be 10 minutes longer

[@wedmunds]

...Damn, that's brutal.

[@johndrews206]

Wolf Edmunds METAL

[@Wolfgodmak]

I laughed at the fact they missed the landing zone

[@elliottpak]

Pretty metal.

[@SlyHikari03]

I love how they miss the drop zone every time.

[@JeffRB]

Dude the reload just every thing in this scene is perfect. Starting from the start where they come in blastin for an awkward amount of time.(If they dropped the boat after that then it would've been funny.) But to reload and do it again for an awkward amount of time. And then miss the landing. Perfect. (And the joy on that gunners face and a Suttle knee scratch and continue blastin mmmetal

[@jcmchandsomeface2292]

Aside from the chances of dying an absolute awful death being a klokateer seems like a good gig

[@Wolfgodmak]

They say the landing zone is still there to this day.

[@somerandomperson_23]

0:58, he's enjoying it

[@SuperGalactoid]

I watch this video before playing ARK to get in the mood xD

[@progrocker2112]

Shit this is why being a gear would be worth it despite greatly shortened lifespan. Shooting guns and still getting a smoke break.

[@SpoonOfHawaii]

i was slightly mortified until the last bit, then i started to laugh

[@tondamato]

Exactly lol

[@athreetoeds1oth21]

Let's hire them to fight ISIS!

[@MrMatu2t]

maybe the title must say: ''one of the epic fail moments of Metalocalypse" ...

[@2c3b89]

don't worry, it's not about your life

[@MrMatu2t]

Korpit BloodEagle im talking about the goddamn vídeo title...because a bunch of morons dont catch the ironic joke at the final of the video triying to search the funny part in the bloody mess...

[@DeOrestes]

Lol weak ass uploader gets so butthurt about stabs on his video

[@Koridai011]

After all that, it totally missed the landing zone😂

[@Yeager123123]

The best part is that it didn’t even drop where they cleared out lol

[@RCAvhstape]

In real life you drop a Daisy Cutter out the back of a C-130.

[@pineutrino]

I’m amazed the DethBoat even hit the river.

[@albertoenriquez21]

So, this is what "lack of accountability" looks like...

[@erinborglol8759]

Anyone notice the guys fingers were blown off to do the ROCK! finger gesture?

[@captmack007]

yah I saw that too

[@juliocbp9389]

About 100 species went extinct just because of that firepower.

[@bhvrCEO]

I think it's funny that they always miss the landing. In first episode and in this one. Pretty much all the time

[@Smurf5738]

If you pay attention to the old guy getting killed, his fingers get blown off to make devil horns 🤘

[@the_hive_tyrant4048]

I wonder if they love their jobs.

[@mikethemaniac1]

thisscene alone made me want to be a gunner in the klokoteers.

[@iconofsin5886]

+mikethemaniac1 Same dude.

[@nathancegorach9738]

never noticed the Explosion Sauce in his arm

[@l40dart4g5]

Klokateers must get the worse tinnitus imaginable

[@Burningflame97]

1:24 idk why, but when he lights up, I laugh. Take 5, boys. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

[@tybo09]

That cigarette break, LOL

[@Snoobroglo30]

When you're trying to be stealthy is a video game and just say: "Fuck it."

[@kricku]

I was kind of expecting a punchline like "Border patrol" or something

[@stitchedbyiron]

How the zoo (2015) tv show would've ended

[@LordTyph]

...Classic Dethklok planning. Several minutes of clearing out a landing zone followed by failing to drop the payload in the right place.

[@randallsalgado8422]

Brava esta serie. Saludos desde Costa Rica

[@tombraver6449]

All the ammunition used could probably bankrupt Disney.

[@Jampolo_OG]

I see 216 is still enjoying his new codpiece

[@gabrielcarkhuff2670]

The klokoteer after unloading a GAU is me. That's exactly what I'd do, light a cigarette and chill

[@retrowolf3456]

That guy having a smoke break Just Livin The Life

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

The only thing funnier is when the general and his men are shot out of the sky. Some poor bastard gets his arms and legs blown off but his shades stay on as he screams and is blown out of the plane...

[@Hellwolf36]

The best part: They had to reload.

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

Is that 216 in the cab of huge miniguns?

[@LoneWandererCollin]

Yep that’s him

[@elishafollet5347]

Vietnamese farmers in 1955: 0:52

[@USCanDoBetter]

Christ dude😂

[@TheBailon28]

This Clip of the Klokateers will never get old

[@WhrsTheMoneyLabowski]

One of the best shows of all time.... (Edit) Also, poor sloth

[@xsailor85]

Now that is a mans job right there.

[@fenrirsrage4609]

At least the dude was able to enjoy some of that Explosionsauce before his demise. I kinda feel bad for him ngl since he seemed to have been really enjoying himself before getting shot to death.

[@outsider9114]

so messed up and yet so badass just to takeover such magnificent land

[@mvader7188]

The Klokoteers took shooting lessons from ED-209😂

[@bgt2848]

Pretty sure this is what hippies see when they think of the timber industry

[@Megadeth7811]

*RELEASE DETHBOAT!*

[@CCPwillfall01]

They missed a spot

[@thekingofthefat6424]

Many endangered species went extinct just Dethklok could drop their huge ass boat that missed the landing zone

[@salsamancer]

Scenes like this are why the double length episodes were not as good. They were just filling time

[@eightball6219]

The one guy with a M60 is trying his best

[@joeywomer]

I love how the explosions look so real.

[@bryantjauregui965]

9 whole years and they still got it

[@bryantjauregui965]

@druidofscosglen2868 in a new movie oh yeah

[@voltarsystems]

They mowed the rain forest. No wonder all the animals are endangered.