One Thing About Us? We're Going to Eat Up a Niley FanFic! & gasping over your fave fanfictions pt.2

[@toto6175]

i’m in my kitchen eating top ramen at 1:30 in the morning silently laughing and choking simultaneously over the fact someone wrote a fanfic about ash not wanting to pay pikachu child support

[@louisesanchez6935]

Lol literally 🤣

[@sheinakinn2936]

Girl same. It's 1pm where I am and I'm doing the same.

[@izzyizzi]

😭😭😭😭

[@Chichitodelavida]

💀💀💀🤣

[@tiffanyescamillaaa]

49:47 watching them struggle to find out what lemon means in fanfics is just GOLD omg

[@bowser4779]

Literally CRYING they don't know what Lemon means 😭😭😭

[@cynthias8210]

The intense debate about the sequence of events in the kissing booth movies is really killing me.

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahaha

[@happebunny12]

DREW CALLING Pikachu A critter AT BEST🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that one got me

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahaha

[@moreofkhayla]

i love how Drew is always like “run it back” but Deison never does bc she’s the one who edits the videos lmao

[@twoidiotgirls]

i'm the man in charge so NO i will NOT run it back -Deison

[@moreofkhayla]

@@twoidiotgirls PERIOD!!!

[@alyssiamarie75]

"why did you share that with me..... was there a point ? " DEAD

[@twoidiotgirls]

SEE?!!

[@naomilee9866]

The gum story argument is such a peak sibling interaction, sounds just like something me and my brother would argue over 😂

[@MaxxHamilton]

Nah both their laughs and drews shock/disbelief when theyre debating whether those pics are photoshopped lmaooooooo

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahahaha

[@Mexican_Afakasi]

I was also confused by Deison bringing up the gum. Her thought felt very unfinished 🤣🤣🤣

[@twoidiotgirls]

WAT NO

[@tabithass]

4:44 the way that this has been my favorite ending to a one way conversation ever

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahaha

[@justjordan497]

Deison don't let Drew gaslight you about kissing booth! You know that you're right, RISE UP ✊🏾

[@twoidiotgirls]

THANK YOU JORDAN

[@pandamainiak2895]

42:13 when Drew accepts defeat 🤣🤣🤣 I love you guys, yall make my day and my mood better before I have to go to work, still tryn catch up to what I've missed but idk I'm enjoying it old or new 😊

[@analicegutierrez0510]

Pls drew had me so weak with the Greyson Chance ? 😭😭😭 and deison youre never too old to go through a dolan twin phase🤣 i love you guys sm thanks for reading mine !!!

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAO

[@sofcarolq]

Imagine not knowing what the fanfic citrus scale is....god what a blissful existence that must be

[@georgia2872]

thank god i'm not the only one who lies about watching tv shows/movies because i've seen it on queens like to watch lmfao

[@artinstructor4020]

I remember in middle school, one of my friends had a crush on the orchestra teacher, so she teamed up w/another friend to write a steamy one shot about him.

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg

[@chelseemena6669]

Whew baby girls… kissing booth 2: dance competition and she gets accepted to both colleges. Kissing booth 3: it’s the summer before college and she has to pick a college and the machine is going to be taken away but she goes local and her and BF break up lol

[@twoidiotgirls]

Thank u Chelsee!!

[@jolpretendseagle]

I literally had to read all 3 of the synopsis of the Kissing Booth because both of you made me question it all! 😂 Love you guys💕

[@De_voreaux]

Not the level of confusion from both of you for half the episode 😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

dude and we were both completely sober just SUPER chaotic lollll

[@De_voreaux]

@@twoidiotgirls I wouldn't want it any other way ☺️

[@stevenlerner5515]

not a 20 mins convo about the kissing booth debate, it was 2 no it was 3 no its wrong it was 2 no it was 3. i love it

[@maggyny253]

Every time I finish an episode I get so sad because I could listen to y’all talk forever LMAO it’s like listening to a conversation with my sisters and I 😂😭♥️

[@twoidiotgirls]

New episode drops in the morning!! Luv u!

[@daphl00]

Deison looking up fancy white chef is so funny lmao

[@twoidiotgirls]

i can't believe Bobby Flay doesn't come up when you search that???

[@wally1995]

9 mins in still talking ab gum…i love yall so much😂

[@cleoskoalas]

lmao lemon is basically code for porn, there are different levels (eg lemon, lime, orange) depending how explicit something is which people sometimes use as a tagging system so stuff doesn't get flagged - look up the citrus scale! love you guys so much!

[@lowkeylola88]

this! i was giggling at this part like noooo it means its smut!

[@hollycoelho]

ngl i’ve been reading wattpad and ao3 for years and i had no idea what this was…

[@twoidiotgirls]

lemon lime and orange?!! omggggggggg

[@pansyjess5223]

I was an AVID fan fic reader as a tween and I’ve never heard the term “lemon”????

[@RoKer13]

Kissing Booth 3 is just a continuation of the 2nd so I get the confusion. But the 3rd was more about summer break season. 2nd was the dance competition lol

[@twoidiotgirls]

exactly! thank u!

[@haileysells9389]

"was there a point" 👉👌 that's what you said hahahah 😂 play that back! Oh my god you two today

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAO

[@tinatoparadise]

This episode had me in tears laughing 😂😂😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

lol luv u!

[@mojojojo7988]

Them not knowing what lemon is referring to is too pure 😹😭

[@twoidiotgirls]

LUV U

[@paque1442]

The way the gum talk is unlocking forgotten childhood memories for me 🫢🥹

[@3pstr4usss]

Yes drew said “was there a point” 🏃‍♀️💨

[@twoidiotgirls]

OMG THANK U

[@gayZ99]

If they had only googled “fanfiction lemon” instead of “svu lemon” we wouldn’t have gotten that glorious few minutes of them trying to figure out what it means 😂😂😂😂😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahaha

[@alyssiamarie75]

I feel like the 1st 10mins is like a preview of the Coachella sister fight lol

[@twoidiotgirls]

i wish our fights looked like that LMAO both have miscommunication but only one made us both cry :D

[@emma.kathleen]

drunk asf crying ab “WHO IS LEMON”😭😭😭 ma’am, lemon = smut

[@stevenlerner5515]

i can't stop cracking up. i love u both so much. yall crack me up

[@sincerelyalex28]

8:50 Deison you were thinking of Bubble Jug gum!! It was a powdery texture

[@tiffanyescamillaaa]

30:42 omg imagine a romcom of that tho like “holtha mamathicita 🐍” BYEE

[@samanthapadgett2594]

Yo I dead ass woke my baby up by laughing at the gum argument 😂

[@Meggly1918]

The way there is no communication happening hahah

[@twoidiotgirls]

constant chaos always

[@isabellagonzalez5695]

I'm fucking crying, I love y'all oh my god. Lemon isn't a character guys, it's a code word for smut lmfao. It's like a category of smut.

[@twoidiotgirls]

WE DIDNT KNOW IM SORRY!!

[@isabellagonzalez5695]

@@twoidiotgirls 😂 you guys are my favorites 🫶🏼

[@riskycashew97]

omg you guys are so funny I can't get enough! Love you guys so much!

[@twoidiotgirls]

Luv u!

[@barmhjertige1]

Been having a weird day today where I’ve been feeling sad for no reason and «paralyzed by action»… Idk if that’s the right translation (I’m Norwegian and was thinking of the word «handlingslammet»), but I’ve just been lying in bed ever since I woke up, thinking of all the stuff I need to/should do… Managed to get out of bed just now and put you guys on in my headphones, ready to make some dinner for myself💕 Thanks for keeping me company, really glad this was uploaded today!

[@twoidiotgirls]

aw we luv you Marian! I hope you're feeling better this week!

[@izzyizzi]

The first 7 min has me cracking the fuck up and it’s 6:30 a 😂😂

[@_makeup_by_vanessa_]

One thing about me - imma get woken up by my anxiety exactly 30 min after my fave podcast is posted each week. Me and my own sis love y’all downnnnn! 🫶🏾💋

[@twoidiotgirls]

awww hope you're feeling better! luv u

[@MEWMEWHAPPYSONG]

Literally crying over the lemon discussion 🤣 it's not a person it's a fanfic term

[@khylex3]

Run it back for Drew 4:47 😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@andygutierrez1035]

I wait for this ALL WEEK

[@sgv7419]

This episode brings back memories of me reading Austin and Ally under my blanket in the middle of the night and have you guys read Verity because wtf was that 💀

[@jamiesmedley3304]

Yall should read the will to change by bell hooks!! There's also a free audio book version on KZbin too. The quality isn't the best but it's all there 😅

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg ok!

[@Mentallymuzz]

Watching you figure out what lemon means had me pulling my hair out!! Lemon fan fiction is fanficton with explicit sexual content it’s not a ship name from law and order 😂😂😂😂love yall

[@twoidiotgirls]

we're 100 years old i'm sorryyyy

[@aysia_mone_art]

Lmao are we not going to talk about how she went from zebra to horse?! 😂

[@Cairismel]

That gum argument was my sister and I to a T 😂 I’m also the younger sister who says “what was the point of that story?”

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahahahaahaha

[@brsherm1]

I think Morgan from two hot takes was Justin Bieber's one less lonely girl one time, there's a video of her getting pulled up onto stage and I think he gave her flowers too

[@twoidiotgirls]

if this is true im gonna lose it -Deison

[@brsherm1]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2O2ZpKCbMpnfKc here's the link yall

[@theogarcia2786]

Had a feeling I needed to check my phone, loveeeeeeeeeeee

[@luisavalos8700]

Okay I rewinded. The snowball effect is so clear. Daison had a point, but the story got long winded. Drew’s tone was a tad rude, but I can see what Drew’s saying.

[@twoidiotgirls]

we never know what the other one is saying ever at all times

[@sarahshannon2168]

I wonder if Drew knows there is a "Great Canadian Baking Show" too....

[@twoidiotgirls]

She'll only watch the British version IM CONVINCED

[@DeemaTV]

9:00 It was powder !! I dream about that gum you can’t find anywhere 😭💔

[@twoidiotgirls]

fun!

[@sanenight]

I too thought Greyson Chance 😭😭😭. I don't remember the Dolan twins names either.🤣🤣

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahaha

[@rayrunn]

“Why did you share that with me?” GOODBYE

[@camillelockwood3094]

No because I too had a Dolan Twins phase in my 20s. Lmaooooooo. I was an Ethan girl, but I felt too old to be acting that way. 🤣🤣🤣

[@sofcarolq]

Raven from LIB is an aries....btw lmao. She mentioned it a few times/ wore an aries necklace a lot during the show

[@xxoldmagicxx]

“Lemon is a Fan Fic with explicit sexual content. This can range from plot-what-plot screwfests with no justification, to exquisitely plotted and crafted stories that just happen to follow their participants into the bedroom (and through the subsequent action therein) on a regular basis.”

[@stone_cypher]

The Bubble Gum Jug was like *tiny* little squares of gum and powder. I used to love it as a kid. The original one was pink, but they had this orange jug that was tropical flavor or something and that shit hit! I recently bought a different version of the Bubble Jug at a candy store, I saw it for $1 and just had to get it, even though it's not the original brand

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg thank u for letting us know! we never got it when we were little but i've always been curious! -Deison

[@shadowtheif117]

49:22 Lemon fics = smut. People used to just call those kind of fics lemons instead of saying smut to be more low-key I guess?

[@rachelcox1747]

Im the one who submitted the Big Brother/One Direction one! I completely UNDERSTAND not wanting to watch BB. It is the GUILTIEST of pleasures hahahaha I have to pretend I've never seen it around certain people 😂

[@kendal_murry]

I am a Virgo, so I am the same as Drew in so many ways. But the situation with Deison and the zebra gum - me asf.

[@tabithass]

6:56 I just let out a laugh so loud and high pitched it scared me

[@xcookiex21]

What's the movie where the person was doing jumping Jack's while the other person is talking to them

[@sienaapolonia]

when you talk about one less lonely girl being an excellent marketing scheme...during the believe tour i got floor seats literally right next to the runway like barricade type beat but me being the obsessive, deluded belieber that i was, i knew the setlist for the tour, so i knew when he was about to do one less lonely girl so my DUMB ASS moved allllll the way to the end of the row hoping that someone from his team would come pick my little 13 year old ass from the crowd and spoiler: they didnt (shocker) so i had to watch the rest of the show from the end of the row instead of right next to the stage

[@twoidiotgirls]

obsessed with your commitment

[@Leo-tl4ye]

I love you guys!

[@twoidiotgirls]

luv u!

[@annaaahhhz]

lemon was another term for smut back in the day

[@kailualenaxoxo2960]

Then trying to figure out what Lemon docs are sends me

[@LindsaysWrld]

pls give us “run it back” merch😭

[@Saylormarz]

Not you guys arguing about Ash’s potential to be a dad in a fictional world fan-fic lol love you guys!

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAO luv u

[@inesjaramillo3074]

Try world market drinks

[@melikoko333]

How do y’all feel abt SAMOA MAKING IT TO THE FINALS?!?!?!!!!🇼🇸🫶🏽😭so happy and proud

[@twoidiotgirls]

So exciting!!!

[@msnicoleryan1729]

I used to read Jonas brothers fanfics in the KZbin description box! It was 2006, I was in 6th grade and my favorite sub genre was “just friends” plots. The video would be just pictures of the boys with the song just friends playing and the story would often be you are childhood best friends with nick or joe and then they become famous, you get to go on tour with them because you are inseparable. Sometimes there was other drama like you are in love with nick and he rejects you and then joe makes a move and then you date joe but nick is jelly… that stuff was juicy!!! There would also be contests in the comment sections of who’s name would be used as a new side character. I was picked once to be the main girl’s new bestie that she brought to a concert 🫅😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

dude "Just Friends"?!!!! iconic

[@Chichitodelavida]

WAIT IN THE THIRD KISSING BOTH THEY BREAK UP AND YEARS LATER THEY COME BACK TOGETHER NO?!? And Lee’s parents are thinking of selling their childhood beach house!!!!!!

[@wryterly]

y’all gotta try the ginger lime poppi, it’s the best flavor!!

[@twoidiotgirls]

we tried it in the episode coming out tomorrow.....the reaction was less than favorable...

[@wryterly]

oh noooooooo!!! 😂

[@DazDuenas]

Fun drink: try Agua Bonita. They’re like agua frescas but in a can. Minute Maid stole this woman’s idea and remade their own colonized version..don’t buy their brand.

[@twoidiotgirls]

FUN!!

[@Lelasings]

i was in love with Donny Osmond when I was a small child for whatever reason and tbh not far off from my type as an adult woman

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg

[@cynthias8210]

I think a Lemon Twist is a type of fanfic lol

[@twoidiotgirls]

the people are saying that lemon = spicy fan fic

[@eboneerichards4401]

The sad thing is that the only reason Bonnie didn’t die is because the actor who played Damien told the directors if they killed her, he quit. Because the show didn’t want Her actress on the program and we’re extremely racist to her 😔

[@chance_dom]

Pika, Pika 😂

[@MaxLucasPiano]

31 year old man crying laughing over the gumdrama lmfaooo

[@localaud9814]

God bless Tuesday mornings

[@gabitheenailtech]

Love y’all ❤

[@twoidiotgirls]

Luv u!

[@simon-yc2jm]

I love it here

[@twoidiotgirls]

[@la_peonía]

I thought everyone who read fan fiction knew about lemon 😭

[@twoidiotgirls]

we used to read our fan fictions on old parchment paper and by candle light

[@beautybecomesher]

“Why did you share that with me? What’s the point?” (For deison’s proof) lol

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAO THANK U

[@chelseapotvin8138]

BOBBY FLAY

[@ivo8312]

"A Lemon is a Fan Fic with explicit sexual content. This can range from plot-what-plot screwfests with no justification, to exquisitely plotted and crafted stories that just happen to follow their participants into the bedroom (and through the subsequent action therein) on a regular basis" - google figured it was some kinda sex thing lmao

[@twoidiotgirls]

the way i just googled "lemon svu" and that's why i was so confused :D -Deison

[@ivo8312]

@@twoidiotgirls lmao ive literally been binging svu since i watched this😭

[@phineapplmedia]

selena also played like hannah montana's rival in the show which might be a lil seed that was planeted in all of us to maker her the bad guy. team hannah all the way

[@phineapplmedia]

also i definitely went to the best of both worlds tour at 11 and holy shit it was AMAZING

[@valovinghunter]

Are y’all good?? LMAO

[@twoidiotgirls]

Not really

[@BEAUTYxISxFOREVER]

Unrelated but I have to tell y’all that I was talking to my bf and realized that he’s an Aries and I’m a Leo and I feel like that’s y’all’s couple from hell lmaoooo

[@twoidiotgirls]

DOUBLE FIRE OMGGG the big 3 must be beautiful tho i can feel it -Deison

[@BEAUTYxISxFOREVER]

@@twoidiotgirls lol lol hopefully my big three is Leo cancer cancer not sure his but I feel the cancer balances it a lil 🥺

[@breonc9874]

Ash’s Pikachu is male…. Lmao

[@maggies7890]

A lemon fanfic is one that is meant to be sexual the whole time

[@maggies7890]

a lime fanfic means that sex isn't a part of the main plot. It can happen, but it isn't the overall mood

[@twoidiotgirls]

we are 100 years old and didn't know any of this, thank u!!

[@maggies7890]

@@twoidiotgirls Of course! You two have taught me a lot of things w the pod, I might as well return the favor

[@analicegutierrez0510]

ugly love imo was her best book that whole it ends with us series is terrible i don’t understand the obsession for her and her books 😭😭😭

[@twoidiotgirls]

EXACTLY

[@TheReal0re0McFlurr]

Pikachu is a boy !

[@twoidiotgirls]

the internet has so many answers for this!

[@hanntisocial]

The only Law & Order SVU fanfic I can get behind is one where Detective Nick Amaro falls madly in love with y/n. If anyone’s come across it, lmk 🫣

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg