One-Winged Space Kong: Rebirth (Quad City DJs vs. Grant Kirkhope vs. Nobuo Uematsu)

[@kyledilbert6424]

The Sephikong/Slamiroth duo are the most fitting endgame boss fights in the game, being incredibly difficult even for the most experienced players. On top of having to dodge multiple bullet-hell like attacks, you must also deal with both at the same time. the arena you face them in is fortunately large and open, with various rocks and boulders you can use for cover. At the start of the fight, (0:00-2:16) the duo will descend from the middle, staring down at you or your team. After this short cutscene, the fight begins. Note that Sephikong and Slamiroth each have different means of dispatching you or your team. Sephikong will rush you and swiftly attack with their big hands, often using close ranged, but heavily damaging magic, as well as shields and stuns. On the other hand, Slamiroth will fight from a distance, launching basketballs at you and your teammates from an aerial, but reachable position. It is recommended that you split your team into 2 if you are playing this multiplayer, having one half use aerial builds to reach Slamiroth, while the other half uses DPS and/or tank builds to fight Sephikong. Note that you must deal equal damage to each in order to progress through the fight, focusing on one will cause that one to become invincible until you deal the same damage to the other. The second phase (2:16-3:56) begins when you reduce the pair to around 75% of their HP. In this phase, Sephikong gains new attacks, and so does Slamiroth. The strategy is relatively the same, but Slamiroth's basketballs will now cause random debuffs if they hit you, and Sephikong's fists now deal damage overtime if they hit. It is recommended to stock on healing items in preparation for this phase, but be mindful to use them sparingly, as it only gets harder from here. In the halfway point of the fight, a cutscene will play, signaling the 3rd phase of the fight (3:56-7:34). The pair will both fly into the air, and sprout a singular wing from their back. This phase is undoubtedly the longest, and will take up most of the fight. This phase allows for the use of the environment to damage the pair, as the rocks will begin to break due to their latent power. A popular strategy is to draw Sephikong to a cliff-face, and then attack the damaged cliff, causing a rockslide that deals massive damage to him. Slamiroth in particular will gain a new attack called the "slam jam", one of his few melee attacks, where he targets a random teammate and pins them to the ground, before dribbling and throwing them into the air and firing basketballs at them. This attack has the potential to kill you in one hit, and should be avoided by attacking Slamiroth before the pin animation occurs. Halfway through the 3rd phase, Sephikong will retreat, and summon Kranky-Kong (5:32-6:02), who will take his place until killed. Kranky-Kong is slow, but has a devastating attack where he summons a hailstorm of exploding fridges across the arena. This phase is seen as a "break" in the fight, as Kranky-Kong will remain until killed, allowing your team to focus on Slamiroth until he reaches his invincibility stage. In the 4th phase of the fight (7:34-9:05), when both combatants are reduced to a quarter of their HP, a cutscene plays where the duo will combine their power to summon a gigantic basketball with bananas orbiting it. In this phase, you must kill either Sephikong or Slamiroth within 3 minutes, or else the "Ultimate Banana Slamnova" will impact the planet, destroying it and instantly wiping your team. It is recommended to go after Sephikong, as he is the most reachable in this phase, but be wary, because at random points in the fight, bananas orbiting the Ultimate Banana Slamnova will fall and hit the arena, causing massive, highly damaging explosions. If you succeed in killing either Sephikong or Slamiroth, you will have passed the 4th phase, but the fight isn't over yet (9:05-10:12). The remaining member of the duo will absorb the slain foe's power, gaining new attacks and reclaiming half of their HP. The music will change in accordance to who remains, if Sephikong survives, then the music will be dominated by his theme, the same happens for Slamiroth. It doesn't necessarily matter who absorbs who, as they are both equally difficult, Sephikong gains the ability to throw basketballs, and the aforementioned "Slam Jam" attack, and Slamiroth will be more melee-biased, and will be able to stun you or your team member. Kill the remaining member of the duo, and you'll win the fight. The reward for winning the fight is the "Bananna Slamma Jamma" A sword which has a banana blade and a basketball pommel. It is the highest damaging weapon in the game, and allows the user to summon Kranky-Kong when they complete a combo.

[@SaintDicc]

Why didn't I pin this earlier

[@-Archant]

My man's making some mad high quality MMO in secrecy here

[@eon1014]

And then. in the remake, there will be a sixth phase where Shaquiroth and Donkeyroth perform the fusion dance to become…um…Shakeyroth? Donquiroth?

[@Empy_C.]

@@eon1014 *_Slamikong._*

[@taytenlorn7971]

I now wanna see this be made into an animation

[@SeamstarSmokey]

A gorilla, a one winged angel, and a basketball player walk into a bar.

[@retroicdescent]

That bar being a galaxy, and that galaxy no longer existing by the time the song is over.

[@beastlylordhorse3612]

Meanwhile Souljaroth and Spongeroth are approaching the bar

[@patheticest]

Alongside some weird deformed two winged version of Sephiroth

[@unknownbunny9888]

The bar runs from them.

[@paulj7542]

It’s not the set up for a joke, it’s how the world ends

[@grinch5544]

My Evolutions Are Beginning To Get A Little Out of Hand...

[@yesboi7763]

y e s

[@DonkeyKongJr]

I second this.

[@GorkusTheGalka]

Serves you right for having TWO ultimate forms.

[@pancakeboi1227]

Septhiroth will never be a memory

[@FanOfMostEverything]

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to mess with causality?

[@jjspiker2642]

One billion coconuts dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion coconuts being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single coconut that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and banana-slamma. I am there.

[@Marsh_M8T]

This sounds terrifying but goddammit I’m ALL FOR IT

[@Mahaveez]

If you can't banana-slam with the best, then monkey jam with the rest.

[@JOEmega64]

A fellow B-ball enthusiast, I see!

[@hypeman7911]

Beautiful

[@Mysteryof89]

O_O

[@__-be1gk]

2:37 One chorus chanting "D! K! D! K!" while another just tells you to fucking run

[@amiablereaper]

Same difference

[@maximuffin6395]

This song slams a coconut through the fucking Earth

[@mohamedbelbaali659]

*dunks

[@mistermile7638]

Yeah i can see that

[@XJ-0641]

Still not over "Crushin' _YOU_ seems such a breeze!"

[@shigerufan1]

"Back again, Alleyoop, and this time he's in the hoop!"

[@ChetManley1]

I-I-I don't think so!

[@Empy_C.]

@@shigerufan1 "Has no style, he has no grace, this Kong has a funny face!"

[@acidhydra101]

Same here

[@Sillylilgrill]

When does that happen?

[@polaknasieci1331]

Can't wait for stepping on the one winged space Souljakong: Shrekirth

[@PlasmaStar-me1hq]

:eyes:

[@Hypersaiyanike]

You've achieved enlightenment

[@polaknasieci1331]

@@Hypersaiyanike That is possible because I follow our true lord and savior Charles Calvin.

[@grantlindenmeyer4096]

I also can’t wait for the holy upbringing of the evolution after that being the one winged space Souljakong: Bizarre Shrekirth Adventure Part 5

[@polaknasieci1331]

@@grantlindenmeyer4096 How about One bad space Souljakong: Dripzarre Sherkirth Amongusventure part 5?

[@blerp0659]

A song to suppress metal gear

[@thealmightylizardwizard96]

No it's metal note

[@thehollow2936]

It may surpass normal metal gear but it shall never pass metal gear revengence

[@underpussy_]

it liquified 'solid

[@dawgamonggators]

I wonder if Shaq is aware of his new lore.

[@DanateDMC]

I mean he manifested new powers after the lore update so I'd assume so.

[@flashtirade]

You're not supposed to cross the streams like this.

[@JustSaturn]

It just popped into my head...

[@SgtIronbeak]

Oh god. Oh fuck. OH NO.

[@ashkirby8896]

I know, right?😆🤣😂

[@yousimperingsimpleton6337]

oh yes (:

[@SuperFusionAJ93]

OH YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!

[@Imperial-Athena]

Dont deny it. Embrace it...

[@andremorrison7626]

Why was the final part so hype?

[@heehoo3685]

my god,,,, you've gone further beyond,,,,

[@ZeroGDucks]

Those who slam further 😁

[@treefiddy_Yugo-slay-via]

@@phantomsouls7788 b e y o n d AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@ashkirby8896]

I know, right?😆🤣😂

[@melaninmaster]

You're not dealing with the average banana slamma anymore

[@beastlylordhorse3612]

@@ZeroGDucks Those who E X P A N D further

[@luigi369]

Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever. One Winged Space Kong Rebirth: Hold my Donaqiroth

[@melaninmaster]

Also, ITS NOT A CROSSOVER IF THEY ARE FROM THE SAME UNIVERSE

[@themoagoddess1820]

@@melaninmaster EXPLAIN!

[@melaninmaster]

@@themoagoddess1820 Well, it's not a crossover if you come from the same series, here's a vid explaining it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fV63ZKSBoZusY8U

[@themoagoddess1820]

@@melaninmaster the only link I trust is the one that simps for zelda, how does the video connect DK, Sephiroth, and Shaq? or are you saying Infinity War isn't a crossover?

[@melaninmaster]

@@themoagoddess1820 I'm saying it's not a crossover

[@BagMonster]

This is like the burger taco pizza of mixes.

[@melaninmaster]

That sounds hype, minus the taco, and make pizza papa Johns chicken with barbecue sauce pizza, and the burger one from Culver's

[@Memerath]

Now imagine they fuse into Shaqirong. And the universe doesn’t immediately implode, of course.

[@cradiculous]

Along with their theme song, One-Winged Abomination

[@TwilightFlower9]

Cloud finally stops being edgy for a few minutes to help K. Rool and Michael Jordan deal with it.

[@scycIone]

@@TwilightFlower9 this is unarguably even more traumatizing than normal sephiroth for him

[@DerpySnek]

Shaqidong

[@dazcarrr]

@@cradiculous The Slam-Winged Kongel

[@Fireguy10XX]

CRUSHING YOU SEEMS SUCH A BREEZE. WHATCHA GONNA DO?

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Thanks to Mii Fighters this match can unironically occur in Smash. -Team battle -Smashketball Custom Stage with One-Winged Angel DK and Sephiroth on one team, Mii Brawler with Shot Put and Sephiroth on the other team

[@Memerath]

amazing

[@Jet_Genesis720]

Or have all three plus Pichu and you have to beat them as Cloud or K. Rool

[@Memerath]

@Rose's Zen Garden not all custom stages but probably that one yeah

[@rowdymatt]

Nice PFP lmao

[@Nintendoggy]

Now we only need to hack the music into the game and we're golden.

[@TSG-Fish]

When Sephiroth messing up too much with timelines.

[@spiralgodking9877]

The timeline where the Monstars win...

[@andremorrison7626]

@@spiralgodking9877 Oh no...

[@Columbina3rdHarbringer]

@@andremorrison7626 Multiverse of Madness

[@generaljimmies3429]

@@Columbina3rdHarbringer Multiverse of Monstars?

[@hypeman7911]

This is the type of content the KZbin algorithm needs.

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

@I am Petitgguy why not both

[@tiffyw92]

"So, uh... Aerith, Zack, how do you deal with Sephiroth, his gorilla, and his basketball player clones?" "I dunno, but I know where this is going. You're on your own, Cloud." "Don't worry, Cloud! I just came up with this all new tech, the Omni Banana Dunkslash!" "WHY ARE YOU EATING BANANAS AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?"

[@joshbryan2261]

I listen to these songs so often that I will now use this song as a measurement of time

[@thundercharged1]

If you can memorize the entire thing, it is a rather effective measurement of 10 minutes if you have no other reference for the time.

[@edoardove.1316]

"Sorry I'm late, how much time did you spend waiting for me?" "One and a half donkey rap/one winged angel/space jam mashup" "wat"

[@thanoid2373]

@@edoardove.1316 also known as 15 minutes and 18 seconds

[@CoinEaterBTBM]

honestly it’s a perfect video for that, it’s almost perfectly 10 minutes long

[@Nintendoggy]

Hahahaha!!

[@DeltaOdyssey]

I love how they don't just feel like tweaks of the original joke, and instead each stand on their own, while also managing to build upon each other. This one feels like the pure culmination of every one which came before it. In other words, good job.

[@liamfunnyman6965]

My goodness. The madman actually did it.

[@punishedshaq4657]

Come on Cranky, take it to the court.

[@somnius_sanguine]

They've teamed up. No amount of Clouds can help us now

[@scprez8865]

What the hell where they ever gonna do against one of them? Rain on them?

[@eon1014]

We are helpless against their almighty Banana Slammanova attack.

[@conwool2609]

@I am Petitgguy Ahem.. Kirby

[@antimatterstudios8395]

@@conwool2609 smash player moment

[@Zetact_]

“What kind of music are you into?” “Eh, a lot of stuff.”

[@SwoleBenji]

When the "Has no style" dropped I fucking lost it.

[@rytheyan9064]

its the chad

[@boxboi_kirb]

power beyond our understanding is radiating in that thumbnail

[@binnersbee]

The transition from "Crushing Rocks" to "Crushing YOU" is so powerful.

[@syrupandpancakes7560]

What part

[@commandercorgi]

@@syrupandpancakes7560 7:33

[@PowerOf47]

Lyrics: *The Duo Decends* D! K! (Everybody get up it's time to slam now) Donkey Kong is here! (We got a real jam goin' down) D! K! (Welcome to the Space Jam, Space Jam) Donkey Kong is here! (Get your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam!) Alright... D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! So he's here for you! (Welcome to the Jam, jam) Know the words? Join in too! (C'mon and Slam, jam) If you wanna clap (Welcome to the Jam, jam) Take you through Monkey Rap (C'mon and Slam, jam) Here- Here- Here we go! Alright... Yeah... D! K! Donkey Kong! Yeah... D! K! Donkey Kong! Yeah... D! K! Donkey Kong! Yeah... D! K! Donkey Kong! Ladies? (Yah?) Y'all ready to stop? (No!) C'mon and Slam! Jam! Slam! Jam! Slam! Jam! Fellas? (Yah?) Y'all ready to stop? (No!) C'mon D! K! OK! D! K! So he's here for you! (Welcome to the Jam, jam) Know him well? Kick some tail! (C'mon and Slam, jam) And he's stronger too! (Welcome to the Jam, jam) So he's back just for you. (C'mon and Slam, jam) Veni veni venias ne me mori facias Veni veni venias ne me mori facias Back again, about time too, and this time he's in the mood (Veni veni venias ne me mori facias) Back again, about time too, and this time he's in the mood (Veni veni venias ne me mori facias) D! K! (Everybody get up it's time to slam now) Donkey Kong is here! (We got a real jam goin' down) D! K! (Welcome to the Space Jam Space Jam) Donkey Kong is here! (Get your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam!) Alright... *Just work that DK* Check it out, Check it out Y'all ready for this? (You know it!) Nah... y'all ain't ready! Y'all ready for this? (You know it!) C'mon check it out Y'all ready to jam? (You know it!) Nah... I, I don't think so Y'all ready to jam? (You know it!) C'mon C'mon and run, baby run! C'mon, C'mon, we, run baby run! Yeah you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot! Yeah you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot baby! Has no style (Just work that body, work that body) Has no grace (Make sure you don't hurt no body) This Kong has (Get wild and lose your mind) Funny Face (Take this thing into over-time) Ja-jam jam jam jam Slam! Jam! ja-ja-ja-ja- Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam! Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine! We're gonna take it into over-time Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam! Alright... So he's here for you! Know the words? Join in too! If you wanna clap Take you through Monkey Rap! Check it out, Check it out Y'all ready for this? (You know it!) Nah... y'all ain't ready! Y'all ready for this? (You know it!) C'mon *One Winged Space Jam* D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! We got a real jam goin' down D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! Space Jam (Slam now) Space Jam Alright... D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! Get your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright... Alright... Here- Here- Here we go! So he's here for you! Know the words? Join in too! If you wanna clap Take you through Monkey Rap! Donkey Kong! (C'mon one time for the ladies and) Donkey Kong! (Alright...) So he's here for you! Know the words? Join in too! If you wanna clap Take you through Monkey Rap! Donkey Kong! (C'mon all the fellas say) Donkey Kong! (Alright...) Coconut Gun (Veni veni venias) It isn't funny (ne me mori facias) Can fire in spurts (Veni veni venias) It's gonna hurt (ne me mori facias) So he's here for you! Know the words? Join in too! If you wanna clap Take you through Monkey Rap! Donkey Kong! (C'mon one time for the ladies and) Donkey Kong! *Cranky Kong Slammin'* C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge! (Alright...) Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Party people in the house lets go It's your boy "Jaski" aight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next Jus' work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt no body Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time *One-Winged Space Kong (cont'd)* Leader of the Bunch Know him well? Kick some tail! And he's stronger to So he's back just for you! Donkey Kong! (C'mon and Slam, jam) Donkey Kong! (C'mon and Slam, jam) So he's here for you! Know him well? Kick some tail! And he's stronger too! So he's back just for you Donkey Kong! (Nah y'all ain't ready! C'mon) Donkey Kong! (Nah y'all ain't ready! C'mon) Has no style, has no grace This Kong has a funny face Has no style, has no grace This Kong has a funny face Has no style, has no grace This Kong has a funny face Has no style, has no grace This Kong has a funny face Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Donkey Kong! (Now all the fellas say) Donkey Kong! (Jump it's time to Slam Jam) *Ulimate Banana Slamnova* Fly real high, and climb up trees Crushing rocks seem such a breeze Fly real high, and climb up trees Crushing rocks seem such a breeze Fly real high, and climb up trees Crushing rocks seem such a breeze Fly real high, and climb up trees Crushing rocks seem such a breeze Fly real high, and climb up trees (Hey you watcha gonna do) Crushing rocks seem such a breeze (Hey you watcha gonna do) Fly real high, and climb up trees (Hey you watcha gonna do) Crushing rocks seem such a breeze (Hey you watcha gonna do) Fly real high, and climb up trees (Hey you watcha gonna do) Crushing rocks seem such a breeze (Hey you watcha gonna do) Fly real high, and climb up trees (Hey you watcha gonna do) Crushing rocks seem such a breeze (Hey you watcha gonna do) Nah...I, I don't think so Y'all ready to jam? "You know it!" C'mon So he's here for you! (Estuans Interius) Know the words? Join in too! (Ira vehementi) So he's here for you! (Estuans Interius) Know the words? Join in too! (Ira vehementi) So he's here for you! (Estuans Interius) Know the words? Join in too! (Ira vehementi) So he's here for you! (Estuans Interius) Know the words? Join in too! (Ira vehementi) If you wanna clap (Estuans Interius) Take you through Monkey Rap! (Ira vehementi) If you wanna clap (Estuans Interius) Take you through Monkey Rap! (Ira vehementi) If you wanna clap (Gloria) Take you through Monkey Rap! (Generosa) If you wanna clap (Gloria) Take you through Monkey Rap! (Generosa) Yeah... Slam! Jam! Slam! Jam! Slam! Jam! Slam! Jam! *Overtime | Banana Slamma* Yeah... C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge C'mon it's time to get hype say "Whoop there it is" C'mon all the fellas say "Whoop there it is" C'mon one time for the ladies say "Whoop there it is" Walnuts, Peanuts, Pinapple Smells, Grapes, Melons, Oranges, and Coconut Shells (Aw yeah) Walnuts, Peanuts, Pinapple Smells, Grapes, Melons, Oranges, and Coconut Shells (Aw yeah) Alright... C'mon and Slam, slam And welcome to the Jam, jam C'mon and Slam, slam And welcome to the Jam, jam Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Donkey Kong! Slam-oth Slam-oth (Donkey Kong!)

[@PitZagufull]

Love it

[@meatkirbo]

You put a lot of effort into this, congrats

[@PowerOf47]

@@meatkirbo ehh i was just kinda bored, but it did take a few days, and some lyrics were hard to decipher but then I remembered that i was an idiot and could just look at the original lyrics which made things so much easier

[@liamfunnyman6965]

It's "kick some tail," not "can't stop there."

[@PowerOf47]

@@liamfunnyman6965 I have no idea how i messed that up, i thought i double checked the lines i wasn't certain about with the lyrics from both songs. oh well, fixed it

[@ClaireZhasa]

This is such a rare kind of mashup, that it gets to go into *THREE* of my playlists

[@vegeta9thousand]

The power escalation this season is intense, I feel like the Tune Squad might have to use the Genki Donga in order to gather the energy from ballers and spectators across the galaxy in order to defeat at least one of the Sephiroths.

[@SaintDicc]

G E N K I D O N G A

[@Mr.Ze31vil]

just wait till you listen to the drip version he be blasting so much heat he burned down the whole universe

[@singletona082]

@@Mr.Ze31vil Look I've had some problems with the writing focusing on the spectical over story with a bit too much grunting filler but like... I'm absolutely with you. That shit was straight fire and worth the rough patches to get to it. It's like they had that specific sequence planned at the start and all the rest was 'how do we get here?'

[@GavsEvans123]

I nearly cried when the Monstars used the Chaos Dunk to buy time for their old enemies, the Tune Squad, but Sephikong and Shaqiroth survived, so the Monstars sacrifice was in vain.

[@singletona082]

@@GavsEvans123 Agreed. Solid character moment there. Granted all it did was buy time but that moment of realization that Pound had all of Barclay's talent.... Including the Chaos Dunk.

[@briceschiele6955]

The ultimate crossover

[@charbomber110]

'Donk, he's here for you, know the words, join in too. He is back, just for you, stronger too, kick some tail.' These are some very meanacing warnings.

[@captainnobeardy]

I didn't think the Space Jam one could possibly become more powerful. I was wrong.

[@ThegoddessAqua817]

69th like! Nice

[@WTFisTingispingis]

You've created the most cursed triple threat ever.

[@xavier5987]

Nobody: Sephiroth: These 2 have the power to become Gods. I've taught them all they know

[@focusreaper4685]

God of Basketball, Shaquiroth and god of bananas, Sephikong

[@spiralgodking9877]

Only one thing can kill them, THE CHAOS DUNK~!!!!!

[@robfobjanstar]

Kim Pine: But Not Enough *stabs Sephiroth and rips his head off*

[@kt4681]

i fear i may have stumbled upon a life-scarring experience. seeing them, even hearing their theme songs combined together... it's too much for the average human being.

[@patheticest]

Here it is, Ultranova MK I.

[@TheKingOfNachosTM]

I'd like to imagine that Sephiroth teams up with Donkiroth and Shaqiroth and challenges Cloud, Barret and Tifa to a basketball game to the death.

[@eon1014]

But then, as they’re critically outmatched, reinforcements come at the last minute in the form of Diddy Kong, Bugs Bunny, Michael Jordan, Lebron James, Mario and Batman. Now the REAL game begins.

[@ldragondeity]

This is for all the bananas

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

How does Barrett play basketball I don’t think guns are suited to picking up a ball

[@TriStarr]

I'm 34 with a mortgage and my wife on her corporate zoom meeting asked me to turn the music down.

[@BDPlol]

Name a better dynamic duo better than Donkiroth and Shaqiroth I will wait.

[@patheticest]

Spongiroth and Souljaroth

[@BDPlol]

@@patheticest nah Donkiroth and Shaqiroth are still better

[@patheticest]

@@BDPlol Yeah. They match each other's energy just as well, but Shaqiroth and Sephikong have a better energy.

[@odogar2738]

I'm playing this at my wedding

[@bblbadbunny]

My mother is being put through hell

[@louiedelk592]

Imagine showing this to someone just a little more than 20 years in the past. Shaq is at the height of his powers, teamed up with Kobe. Jordan just retired and released Space Jam. DK is still going strong with a 3D-Platformer and Final Fantasy 7 has taken the world by storm. No, we don’t have flying cars 20-some-odd years in the future. Yes, the economy still sucks as we’re terrified of Russia. But, to make it up for you: we got this. Meme remixes that fucking slap.

[@AStrangerOnTheInternet]

I often listen to background music on KZbin while working and this one has been replayed more times than the rest. Normal Slam Duel has been dethroned.

[@Cloud-ur6xq]

I'm scared.

[@MrIcenice44]

Nobody on their phones, everybody just feeling fear

[@zukodean285]

Lmaoooo

[@galacticthreat1236]

The most ambitious crossover ever. Executed perfectly

[@SSDARKPIT]

As a mere mortal I cannot comprehend the sheer power these two radiate.

[@blobtuna236]

Despite being a meme this is an actual bop

[@literallyanidiot2880]

This song mashup actually works way too well.

[@rbryangonzalez]

5:37 Is actually kinda terrifying. It sounds like you're being mocked, like you can't do anything to prevent what they're going to do, either to you or to the world, and they know it.

[@butterccm]

Cloud: Aw shit, here we go again

[@zevonweinreich5072]

Okay I'll say it.....Who's idea was it to merge the Basket Ball Materia with the Banana Sword? Because this is EXACTLY what happens when you do that! Now we're gonna need the legendary Knights of Crab to stop this.

[@3n3my33]

The way Shaq's face fits in the hair is really freaking me out

[@flumperflip2614]

9:10 you see a hole in front of a grave. The grave has your name on it You turn around and see donkey Kong the 3rd, Michael Jordan and sephiroth.

[@gamerdomain6618]

Ah, yes, Final Dunk Country VII. depression.

[@cannonballking7]

The battle between the old gods of the slam-jam, and the new god of the banana hoard. A battle to shake the fabric of the universe and the souls of the supporters. Whomever wins this battle the world is in for something special.

[@eon1014]

What if they instead decide to fuse to become Slamikong?

[@Dark_Slayer77]

Okay, you've just explicitly crossed the line and I love it

[@duffontherun381]

You know, this is unironically fun to listen to, like who knew mixing 3 of the catchiest songs ever together could still sound extremely catchy.

[@christopherjobin-official7440]

The... power.....

[@amateurpro7311]

I didn’t think perfection could be improved... But somehow... Through some dark arts or unknown magic you somehow pulled it off. I have nothing but the highest praise for you sir.

[@strikermodel]

Eventually, we will reach a point where every "goes with everything" song is remixed into one another, into a singular beat. Will mankind survive? Or will they be consumed by their hubris? Only time will tell. 9:55 "slamiroth" CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? I NEED TO EMPHASIS HOW AMAZING THIS IS, PLEASE, RESPOND!

[@megarayquaza2240]

We have peaked... almost. There is still one more...

[@aswagzillakinggamer9448]

SOUJIAROTH

[@Couriday]

The games featuring Donkey Kong playing basketball are made by Square Enix, same as Final Fantasy.

[@Smudgerthetankengine]

The duo we didn't diserve

[@treefiddy_Yugo-slay-via]

BUT NEEDED

[@thelonewanderer105]

Oh god, he has reach a form that is beyond all of reality.

[@SABlueAngryBlur]

Why the hell is this so good? Why the hell am I liking it, let alone favoriting it? And why the hell am I subbing to you? The answer? Because of this.

[@geekiusmaximus1882]

I'm glad we're seeing a slight resurgence of these "just throw meme songs together till it gets out of hand" memes. Even if its mostly just this guy keeping the meme alive.

[@SaintDicc]

I gotta learn how to make a tutorial that doesn't suck ass so I can spread this stuff around

[@geekiusmaximus1882]

@@SaintDicc Knowing myself I would begin making shit like this the moment I know how, so that sounds like a great idea!

[@SuperFusionAJ93]

When you Return to Monke while Balling.

[@jensendavis640]

These are some of my three favorite songs ever

[@daleksec01]

Canonically the most powerful beings, truly Ultra instinct Shaggy’s Rivals

[@ErenxJ]

The things people make when they're bored... And it's amazing.

[@Kuesoth]

Final Jamtasy Country Advent Expansion Pack New Shaquiroth & Sephidong mode

[@williamgeorge3111]

Sephikong and Slamiroth team up to dribble a coconut on your skull.

[@ace0135]

This song sounds like my mans had two copies of Polymerization in his hand during his turn

[@BlueMageWithSoulEdge]

This F'ing lore! LOL!

[@Chaos-Blade22]

This is what you play in your DK and Sephiroth doubles montage

[@user-mz5wp3lm2p]

Cloud: Let's Finish This

[@Emboarbof]

Donkeyroth Sephikong used Slamminnova

[@treefiddy_Yugo-slay-via]

Oh hello there!

[@al_x2138]

This is the best thing since sliced bread

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

No. This is the best thing since unsliced bread.

[@Jayquinator-X]

Sephikong Drip.

[@RonaldMcDongus]

when you unlock the secret rematch with the final boss and there's another phase where an even stronger boss appears and teams up with the original final boss

[@SteveElOtaku]

You somehow made the most 90s thing ever.

[@kraid.1359]

This is to Powerful for Human Ears

[@al_x2138]

A mash up of two mash ups, this is too much power... I'm working on commenting the lyrics for the space jam one, and I'm tempted to write the lyrics for this

[@razewithodin]

St. Franklin giving me Kira vibes from Death Note. He has a controversial agenda in which us the followers will do what we can to make him prevail!

[@Airborne_Rabbid]

There can be only one.

[@doublenikkel]

After Sephiroth splits Galeem, the immense power released flows into him, causing him to surge with energy until he creates a great flash of blinding light. When the fighters can see again, they see a terrifying sight: two Sephiroths. All the fighters from all the worlds fight together, heroes and villains, Hylians and Dreamlanders, allies and enemies. But they are not enough against the double power of the One Wing. Only one fighter is absent, Donkey Kong, who is busy building a safer safe for his banana hoard. He knows nothing of these events. Meanwhile, the battle rages on. The fighters put up a good fight, but they are no match against two Sephiroths. They all eventually fall, the cliffside littered with their remains. The two Sephiroths nod to each other, and one flies straight up to conquer other planets, while one goes straight down to take the secret world within. The one that went down through the ground eventually emerges into a cartoon world. He instantly starts attacking with vehement force, and Marvin, Bugs, and Daffy stand no chance. The only one who has and shot of keeping his life is the other newcomer to the world, Shaquille O'Neal. He grabs two basketballs and prepares for the fight of his life. The duel is one for the ages. After nearly a half hour of fighting, Shaq finally lands his signature move, the Slam Jam. Sephiroth crumples to the ground, dead. The power of Galeem still resonates in him, however, and pulls Shaq's spirit from his body. Shaq has a powerful spirit, and is not easily controlled. Struggling to reenter his body, he accidentally ends up in Sephiroth's. With no other option, he flies back toward the surface. Meanwhile, the second Sephiroth looks down on his flight to the stars, and notices something. Not every fighter is dead. He sees one missing body. Donkey Kong. Knowing none of the fighters can be left alive, he races toward the jungle where he sees DK sitting in a chair, eating bananas. He flies as fast as he can, but DK sees him. Having eaten so many bananas in the last five minutes, he is at his most powerful form. One Banana Slamma dispatches him and the same spirit switch happens. DK realizes what must have happened to the fighters, and flies as quickly as he can to check on Diddy. The Sephikong and Shaqiroth encounter each other on the fighters' battleground. Sephikong sees Shaqiroth standing near Diddy's lifeless body, and thinks him responsible. He draws his sword and a banana. Seeing this new threat, Shaqiroth draws his own sword and a basketball. Their battle will decide the fate of the universe, as the winner will be its most powerful creature.

[@youssefgomaa2934]

Hoo boy this is going to be beyond comprehension for our simple mortal brains

[@Navifaerie64]

Just when I thought One-Winged Kong couldn't get any better

[@noiwontsignyourarmpit5263]

Oh no, Shaqiroth found the banana stash

[@Czarewich]

This is so fucking absurd that this works and sounds good. This is talent.

[@kaplooeygames8515]

But the real question is: Will Souljaroth make an appearance as well? Or would the power of 3 simply be too much for the mortal realm to handle? Guess not, fair enough. I suppose there wasn't a Soulja Boy-ReBIRTH anyways, so that's a bad assumption on my part

[@aswagzillakinggamer9448]

i was waiting for him to show up

[@guibby1929]

Sadly no.

[@SaintDicc]

A hypothetical Soulja Rebirth would take a LONG time to make. I mean a L O N G time.

[@kaplooeygames8515]

@@SaintDicc That is totally fair. Don't push yourself. I don't think I can quite imagine just how much work goes into these. Just keep doing what you enjoy, and it'll continue to show through your work, I'm sure of it

[@SaintDicc]

@@kaplooeygames8515 It's mostly because a good Soulja cover necessitates augmenting a track with the FL Studio instruments present in "Crank That" on top of lining up the vocals. Rebirth is also 10 minutes of unique audio with barely anything repeating so it would take way longer than the first One-Winged Soulja if I ever decided to make it

[@PlasmaStar-me1hq]

One-Winged Space Kong is my spirit animal.

[@blobtuna236]

One-Winged Space Kong is THE spirit animal.

[@PlasmaStar-me1hq]

@@blobtuna236 same

[@gavin80001]

Truly the pinnacle of human achievements.

[@RakuraiNetwork]

Pure excellence. Artistic perfection. The quintessence of unadulterated, moving beauty. This is the true power of the One Winged Kong.

[@ericwallace1484]

Well, we're a long way from Kongdom Hearts now. I haven't enjoyed falling down a youtube rabbithole this much since discovering SiIvaGunner

[@PurpleShift42]

I gotta say, the countdown is such a nice ambient song that I would listen to it by itself as well, and then of course the main attraction is a work of unadulterated mad genius