Oney Plays - GUTS AND GLORY

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[@henrypember5885]

“I know a kid who got decapitated.” “D- Is he okay?” “Yeah, he’s fine.”

[@Tulip_bip]

Just a head in a jar

[@ccda3324]

@@Tulip_bip Richard Nixon from Futurama

[@Tulip_bip]

@@ccda3324 and every other celebrity lol

[@speenybeeny7861]

That's just brother Bert

[@souleevands5964]

He’s ahead in life right now

[@tommyottoking]

14:25 hearing Chris refer to it casually as "that new virus" is wild

[@NotDuggyman]

lmao same

[@Ace_1944]

It killed me inside lol

[@vince2696]

ikr

[@ryanotte6737]

Ah, memories... I recall watching this video a second time around April 2020 to hear this line again. Stiff upper lip, all.

[@monsieurlemon]

should've stayed that way as an obscure little thing

[@Ampher03]

“That new virus” and look at us now

[@noboy345]

Hahahhaa

[@cheezorger]

that gave me such a whiplash cause i swear i remembered this video being from early 2019

[@tuttosalve8352]

What virus are they talking about?

[@derpboyzero7669]

14:24

[@c-gcoconutgun2577]

@@tuttosalve8352 gee I wonder why we're stuck at home on lockdown,

[@zaksaturday1693]

I love that Chris totally gaslit Zach with the rat car thing by focusing on the real video and making the rat a minor detail so he'd believe it more. That's almost psychopathic manipulation

[@marialvarez7954]

Zak Saturday when Zac started looking it up I was like oh boy 😂

[@jakeidiens7028]

He got genuinely upset about the rat dying, it's adorable

[@ccda3324]

@@jakeidiens7028 Zach is a little rat fella after all

[@notinspectorgadget]

*THE RAT DIES?!*

[@recnepsrc]

It's Herculad 2.0.

[@Drag0n092x]

"Is this like Happy wheels?" "Shut up"

[@helpmyass]

I like ur pfp

[@helpmyass]

@Jimbly it's quite silly, and funny

[@Finneagan]

"That's a good point actually

[@calhoungaming8235]

I remember you taking the elevator without me in F.E.A.R.

[@ApolloXtatik]

To be fair, it's absolutely Happy Wheels 3D

[@N00BSYBORG]

RIP Zach's son. Might've dodged those arrows if he didn't inherit his dad's 500% upscaled nose.

[@redhotheadvt]

*insert funny "arrow to the knee" joke*

[@FancifulProdigy]

Only 500%?

[@N00BSYBORG]

@@redhotheadvt *saves funny joke for next 20 rereleases of Skyrim*

[@fusionfountain]

He inherited his fathers... _Hebrew_ traits...

[@CesarGonzalez-bw2hz]

Wait, Zach married a Jewish man?

[@lr-]

Fun fact: At the beginning, Chris said 9/10 of his kids die. He just so happened to play as the dad and kid for 10 lives, 9 of which killed his kid at some point.

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

that's actually pretty interesting

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

R/mildly interesting

[@elymoji]

That is /r/InterestingAsFuck!

[@yungoldman2823]

Take my reddit gold good sirrrrrrre

[@seanlaffey3633]

35:38 You should make a dog toy that looks like Zach’s little goblin character and sounds like this.

[@firelight6536]

Sean Laffey I lost my shit when he made that sound

[@asapGooby]

and a key chain

[@comhraihe-him6205]

i didnt even have to go to that time i just knew it

[@CherryDKaya]

Its impeccable how they hear shit like this and just act like its another day in the office, I am questioning zach’s humanity with how many disturbing voices he has

[@huntercovarrubias6312]

I love how Zach becomes more fetus each thumbnail

[@SmilingSeraph]

Just a funny little character

[@islandboy9381]

Next thumbnail will be tomar unbirthing the little gamer

[@SMAKRUSKI]

I can’t believe OneyPlays is joining in with the corporate trend of making one of their prevalent characters an infant.... It cannot be...

[@finalpixel224]

Hunter Covarrubias he’s like Benjamin button

[@yallidiotsneedtodrinksomew2937]

That's his son.

[@AmondoDazz]

When I first heard Tomars voice and jokes they said, I thought he was a "big" guy, but now since they've shown his face several times I see him now as a big friendly Kratos.

[@Abdega]

Same, he’s actually one of the “shorter” guests, but I always imagine him as being this big scruffy dude

[@st0rmflake338]

Tomar: The Gentle Giant

[@klg9549]

Kuddly Kratos

[@MorfsPrower]

...for you

[@zanpakutoman4225]

Southern Kratos.

[@whoyoulookinat3939]

"Let's play as Pedro!" [CONSPICUOUS CUT]

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

They probably said some fucked up things lol

[@connor48880]

That only annoys me because we’ll never get to know what they said Censorship doesn’t bother me. I just don’t want to be left wondering

[@teejay9189]

@@connor48880 well it BOTHERS ME

[@connor48880]

@@teejay9189 no I mean swearing You hear one swear, you’ve heard them all

[@scarletbard6511]

I'm sorry, con *what* uous?

[@TheMazer360]

Two goblins take humble bearded man into their home to bully him

[@krikahalo]

[ASMR]

[@K1ttyGam3r]

@@krikahalo [HD AUDIO]

[@clairemariecreations]

Zach: "And in spite all this and with earnest and sincerity..... IS SOMEONE SHOOTING ARROWS AT ME?!"

[@clebbington]

and he immediately tries to fight the thing shooting him

[@chadodell4887]

Holy shit its the joker!

[@tuser8]

@Chad O'Dell Melvin, Brother of The Joker!

[@walterrising4276]

You look like a guy

[@strongestgamer2501]

Nice jawline, man

[@silverpants7178]

Zach: “Can I get my son back?” Chris: “Nah, you can make another one in the future.” Zach: “That’s a good point”

[@ginogatash4030]

Omniman be like

[@josephtaylor4505]

​@Gino Gatash now dats epic!!

[@Chrisboy265]

“I’m gonna get the Cybertruck, and then I’m gonna run over little kids with it. “ - Chris O’Neill

[@genedaniel6884]

14:25 “This is them shooting syringes to cure that new virus” holy fuck the whiplash I got

[@seanlaffey3633]

Loving this Zach renaissance.

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

“Who’s putting these out here?” Zach: “Some kind of evil goblin”

[@Abdega]

So Zach admits he’s doing it?

[@cyberjunq]

Vampire potbelly goblins

[@TheFingledorf]

thumbnail-Zach reminds me of the "do you know why I had to punish you" child that went on to drink green moob milk from Zach's horrifying cartoon.

[@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN]

Sadly not on his channel anymore ✊😞

[@TheFingledorf]

@@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN - there's an edited reupload on YT tho, uploaded by someone else

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

I just see it as the Smiling Friends baby now.

[@lancemartinez1130]

I love how tomar has an actual accomplished career as an engineer and voice actor so he has to take it easy on the way he acts

[@Cricket_moncher]

That hasn't stopped him from pummeling jaxxy into the pavement on multiple occasions. Next time, think about what you say. 😠😠😠

[@Eisenwulf666]

@@Cricket_moncher she kinda deserved it though, she touched his spaghetty

[@bigbird4481]

@@Cricket_moncher I don't watch these people so I feel like I'm missing context to some drama here

[@Cricket_moncher]

@@bigbird4481 no, no, no! The joke is that tomar is a very lovely man, but us as oneyplays viewers like to poke fun at that and make wild accusations. Like how he blew up an orphanage one time.

[@bigbird4481]

@@Cricket_moncher oh I see lmao

[@giddeonlazarus2093]

3:36 I would have lost my shit if the kid had dissapeared into those bushes.

[@theserialshitter4589]

I just cried laughing at that thought

[@redinkhearts]

18:59 ... I just felt the need to let you all know, I have turned that "oh" into my notification ringtone. Thank you for your time

[@treykennedy4106]

“Shut up” “Ahahaha, that’s actually a good point”

[@madjack1748]

23:13 I don't think I've ever heard Tomar laugh so hard.

[@DeFactoLeader]

He was getting Julian-tier for a sec, there

[@DCIknighty]

Tomar is a big sealion

[@Tricikloplots]

1:54 I love that Zach immediately goes for the attack. A true alpha male.

[@zkt95]

I love when chris draws zach as a little homunculus. Edit: Chris doesn't draw the thumbnails. I still like homunculus zach.

[@Abdega]

@@stare9922 I think Veronica and Waffles draw the thumbnails now

[@tangytablets5150]

He looks like a simplified toucan

[@onlymarkshere]

i love how its “when”

[@cannonfodder4000]

@@stare9922 Chris drew alot of them before, for example Ding Dong's original design, he doesnt draw them anymore though

[@cannonfodder4000]

@@Abdega Also Cal Moray draws alot of the thumbnails now, like the Luigi's Manion 3 one

[@Seantendo]

I love that the thumbnail has Zach as Gremblo's son. "Do you understand why I had to punish you?"

[@seel2341]

yeh

[@Seantendo]

(Inhales) Yeah?

[@DaelinDwin]

34:58 "This is like a Stephen King movie." 35:53 "You should just direct, like a B-Movie that's just about this. It's like The Birds but its cars instead of birds." Stephen King directed the movie Maximum Overdrive (1986).

[@awesomej1107]

10:12 That story was the inspiration for the moment in Kung Fu Panda when Po lights a bunch of rockets attached to a chair to see the Furious Five ceremony, as confirmed by the directors in the filmmakers' commentary.

[@lunamoona377]

14:26 “This is them shooting syringes to cure that new virus” I wish it did... oh how I wish it did.

[@ermweezer]

I volunteered for the yang campaign over the summer but recently I haven’t been so involved in politics. I’m sincerely devastated to know the man that I once supported is now running over innocent families with his car

[@Whatnoticus]

He has a little man controlling his actions.

[@namelessmcentity2435]

@@Whatnoticus zach is crawling around in his hair like ratatouille

[@johnfreeman9349]

9:52 that is the funniest story i've ever heard, china truly is home to some of history's greatest innovators

[@solidussly7]

7:41 when someone finds the last Tomar emerald

[@ZeeNavi]

"This is China throwing syringes to cure that new virus" I scream laughed.

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

2 months later “that new virus” is fucking hilarious

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

64 likes minecraft gamers rise up

[@jimi_jams]

Wow that’s aged poorly.

[@PALACIO254]

@@jimi_jams more like aged funi

[@kommisarreid821]

Its been a year, I haven't washed my balls in days. IS IT STILL FUNNIE

[@tristenbrown4208]

Chris: “I knew a kid who got decapitated” Zach: “Is he ok??”

[@teriyaki_chicken]

14:21 I miss when it was just "that new virus"

[@RealTomCruise]

Imma say something controversial, chris, zach, and tomars chemistry is on par with the chemistry between chris, dong dong, and julian

[@Efrenxrazor95]

Tomar is Julian and Zach is DD right? I feel like Zach is more unhinged than DD, May not work the same but I see your point.

[@zanerobbins3794]

Yea, I see them as the new official cast

[@pippywondergirl]

Dev better

[@Hyperfoxeye]

This channels definately gotten a second wind from this trio

[@hoemalone]

Tbh it's better. Well for laughs, but like the old dynamic was more wholesome.

[@itsmeais1736]

36 minutes, never felt so blessed. Feels like I found the tomar emeralds.

[@leepicbaconman1553]

itsme ais >*Tomoato has teleported to you*

[@thomasclark6511]

Any character in any game: *exists* Zach: Look it's Tomar

[@parkeypence5974]

"Just to cure that new virus" This video comes from a simpler time

[@dylansullivan380]

I love watchin good ol’ Christopher “That’s a BestGore video” O’Neil on the KZbin

[@Leatherbubba]

I played the Switch version and they took the kids out of it. It was also really laggy. don't play this on Switch.

[@JurassicReptile]

thank you for the knowledge Mutant from Funhouse

[@ricochetdre]

Thank you dude. Doin gods work

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

They took the kids out? Why? It's not illegal. You're not gonna bump up the age rating by having kiddos get murdered in there. Shit, Dead Head Fred let you murder children pretty violently and that was a PSP game back in 2007.

[@Leatherbubba]

Hollow Knight is really good on the Switch though. Play that instead.

[@Leatherbubba]

I had Dead Head Fred. It was pretty good, from what I remember.

[@TheGoguler]

35:38 This is purely unbelievable that the man can make sound like a baby. I have a lot of like for this sound, for this is the sound of child. It is inspiring what people of the earth are capable of. Many years spent on this planet and no such sound has entered my ears. Brilliant what the brain capabilites

[@davelabonte7806]

I've lived in Michigan my whole life and I had no godamn clue that they weren't referred to as suckers everywhere.

[@XShrike0]

35:57 Funnily enough, Stephen King made a comedy/horror film called "Maximum Overdrive". It is about a comet that flies past Earth and its radiation brings all the cars and trucks to life. The vehicles proceed to try and kill everyone. It has a Green Goblin truck.

[@Terf1988]

that shits so good, they need to watch it.

[@nuclearduck13]

14:13 zach sounds like that carrot-munching pufferfish struggling for breath after being torn away from his family

[@tempname9272]

14:45 the Sentinelese (on North Sentinel Island) have been interacted with a few times in the past, at one point a few adults were invited off the island, and as a result they got a modern version of a disease that doesn't exist (as aggressively) on the island, and died... In the end it was decided to not get involved with the Sentinelese, since they generally appear healthy and strong from observations that have take place, and it would likely risk bringing more contaminant and sickens

[@idontwanttobeapie1463]

I love how much fun Chris is genuinely having while the Zachypoo and Tomar-chan converse

[@kccreationsgaming]

12:03 _So, what do people like to do on Valentines day?_

[@MSQuaint]

I like how much Zach actually dictionary definition giggles in this one.

[@alousypeach]

Bed time.

[@MSQuaint]

@@alousypeach ?

[@alousypeach]

M.S. Quaint I don’t remember typing this as it was roughly 4 AM, but it’s probably just a rehash of last night’s brief conversation.

[@MSQuaint]

@@alousypeach Oh I didn't realize it was you. I figured the chance of someone I knew seeing my comment on here was pretty low.

[@alousypeach]

M.S. Quaint For whatever reason I’ve stumbled upon you on like 4 videos. Pretty sure I first found you through KZbin comments

[@atticuslee8916]

"Is this like Happy Wheels?" "Shut up" "HaHuhHuhuhHuh!" "That's a good point actually..."

[@zaccwiggins]

It’s so weird to hear Chris say “that new virus”

[@ryskar_]

When Chris mentioned decapitation I immediately thought of that Russian kid that chainsawed his head off.

[@whitneyhouston9879]

Bazingagina is he okay?

[@joshuasanchez9257]

Bazinga

[@ryskar_]

He lost in a video game, nobody would be okay.

[@King_Slappy]

Did he mean to chainsaw his head off??

[@Operation_Bagel]

Poskoongi yes

[@purplexzin]

Zach: “They’re like high pitched mouse screams ... Jack: *violently thrashing his kid sister around in her trailer* Motherfucka’ ate my mustard! Aw so very wholesome..

[@Chimera144]

Not funny

[@JackPorter]

@@Chimera144 what? you think this is real kid abuse, sibling torture? ofcourse it's funny

[@Chimera144]

@@JackPorter oh thats not what I meant that is funny The whole whatever: Me: Thing is overused and annoying

[@djepstein5735]

@@Chimera144 broo seriously it's so annoying youtube comments have never been worse since that stupid format

[@Chimera144]

@@djepstein5735 yep their all the same to

[@spoonsclankingmenacingly2341]

14:20 if only they knew

[@roguespartan345]

6:00 I’m just imagining Chris and zack as father and son singing a harmony. Until a sawblade going a million miles an hour cuts em in half.

[@EUGE_T_T]

Does anyone remember in the first Kung Fu Panda movie when Po created a rocket chair?

[@michael120.]

>that new virus >8 months ago sigh

[@archmagemadara6979]

Zachs still going on about this character that just lists off all his disorders

[@lightcycle4725]

It's genius

[@samuelniles4172]

It's so Eerie hearing Chris refer to the Coronavirus as "that new virus" and living in 2023

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

That last bit with the homicidal cars had some really cinematic moments

[@brendan4859]

14:21 "that new virus" What a time capsule.

[@solidussly7]

20:59 I’m surprised none of them called it an ATV

[@cuso5351]

14:24 Yeah, that new virus

[@luxbuster2087]

"This is them shooting Syringes to cure that new virus." Guess their aim was worse than a stormtroopers.

[@faerosa61]

You can't be bad at shooting if you choose not to bring any ammo.

[@kevbri11]

worse than a stormtroopers

[@RAGNAR-3-3]

14:25 “to cure that new virus”

[@spasticpug5209]

I’m always happy when Zachs father, Tomar, joins the let’s play.

[@ishybeats]

I'm catching up on episodes. Interesting to hear chris say "the new virus" lol.

[@olxad9]

Love how Zach became so concerned of the rat

[@crw164]

"If you could spam a guitar, why not?" What a quote

[@mrfootball4663]

"At least you're okay" is probably the best thing I have heard in a long time

[@vivianbloomfield3624]

Wow, i can’t believe it, alt-right youtuber Oneyplays endorses Andrew Yang

[@wogagamobindi3769]

Josh Bloomfield Known white nationalist Chris O’Niell

[@themigtyboosh]

I really wanna see this GTA RP video now. I also wonder who the streamer was that got him banned lol.

[@georgewashington5958]

Same

[@joshdelaet3536]

Oh we know who it is

[@chambo5310]

Josh De Laet mmmmm no we dont

[@themigtyboosh]

Josh De Laet we do?

[@themigtyboosh]

@@joshdelaet3536 WHO IS IT ITS BEEN OVER TWO YEARS WE DEMAND TO KNOW

[@nyarg33]

it really is remarkable how people on roleplay servers of any game are nearly always VEHEMENTLY anti-fun

[@aaaa6824]

14:23 oh man, this was before covid was known.

[@Nano-hw6gn]

30:16 oh my god..

[@Greysky04]

Its hilarious and gorrifying that Zack actually said all of my mental illnesses at 1:34

[@belthazarthedestroyer4371]

I didn't think I could love these three dudes any more than I already do but them talking about the rocket car scene from Rat Race just did it lol

[@prosbo]

Talking about people cracking their head open with a hoverboard. Just have a hoverhelmet so when you fall you can't hit your head.

[@drifty_mouse5715]

I'm way too baked i thought chris stole a military truck in real life holy shit

[@0n1baka]

Remember that time when CNN were interviewing a cannibal and was being threatened by them and tried to offer one of the crew as bait so he could rum away and by the end of it the cannibal was throwing his poop at the reporter?

[@XAV281]

Onibaka no?

[@whatshappeninganymore2473]

The worst part is that this sounds kind of plausible.

[@jobdylan5782]

@@whatshappeninganymore2473 this is real they make him eat brains

[@snalmal7015]

My favorite thing about Oney is that throughout playing, when he dies, he’ll say how much he loves the game or how awesome it is verses the kids who beat the shit out of heir console because they forgot a checkpoint.

[@m.g.trazor417]

"This is like a Stephen King movie!" It's called Maximum Overdrive, because yes Stephen King did some crazy stupid stuff in his time.

[@vincenzo082]

*cocaine in his time

[@m.g.trazor417]

@@vincenzo082 aren't they synonymous with one another?

[@vincenzo082]

@@m.g.trazor417 true.

[@m.g.trazor417]

@DontListen ToMe I didn't say it wasn't good, it's got Emilio, but it is a goofy one.

[@m.g.trazor417]

@DontListen ToMe Well that's an obvious blasphemy, it's not the Fifth Element which means it may as well be any other film.

[@wafers2350]

I never knew I needed a baby Zach in a thumbnail in my life

[@SimonHirsch]

“That new virus” :/

[@user-rj4zu7bq3q]

6:00, I got skills! ( dies instantly)

[@sovothecambo]

Do you have any idea where the sound clip came from cause its driving me crazy a year later lol unless the boys themselves made the clip.

[@dancingdude32]

​@@sovothecambo It's been 4 years and I'm still trying to find it

[@HereticFox]

Laughed so hard at Jill repeatedly screaming it gave me the hiccups.

[@brodieknight772]

Oh hell ya! This is the perfect game for them. I want so much more of this, and a whole new era of Zach and Tomar episodes.

[@simplebryll123]

this is literally just 3d happy wheels, oh man,remembering the days when happy wheels, amnesia the dark descent mods and watching game walkthroughs made youtube my favorite place to be in, makes me so nostalgic, man

[@Deedo_67]

Andrew Yang “Not left, not right, foward Into a spike in Guts in Glory”

[@Deedo_67]

Oh wow, looks like this play through is actually a documentary, as the pain of losing his wife and child caused Mr. Yang to drop out of the the 2020 Election.

[@VillainKinnie]

i witnessed zach pull out his own personal pair of vintage gilded spectacles just to read that line at 8:55

[@evan-qq6qd]

I'm from Wisconsin and I've never heard a soul call it a "sucker"

[@AlexLikesToons]

Chris: This is them shooting syringes to cure that new virus. Me: *looks at date* Oh...

[@adampickert2963]

Yo this is even deeper now

[@nolongerswag]

@@adampickert2963 bruh

[@klg9549]

6:24 LMAO at the username "Nandy Rewman"

[@roachdoggjr722]

I hope these three guys never get tired of making these, because I never get tired of watching them

[@SK-ww7ud]

This game is so perfect for this channel I'm glad you finally played it

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

I'll never get tired of the "list of ailments" bit. It can always grow, there are all sorts of odd things out there.

[@sangan3202]

"thats you tomar"

[@MrMastermizer]

OneyPlays is a fun letsplay channel to watch cuz Chris actually knows how to play games

[@toxotesarcher7287]

i was JUST talking about the chinese guy with the rocket chair to my family last week

[@Alex-1997]

There was a mythbusters episode about it