this game couldn't end without reminding me there's a canon Mario character named Twink
@DPearson971018 жыл бұрын
and he's hairless
@OctoberXP8 жыл бұрын
Surprised Julian of all people didnt comment about that
@raaby72367 жыл бұрын
Obviously into bears.
@Yair54.7 жыл бұрын
MakeAcid yeah, like a twinkling star. Whats wrong with that?
@sharkb9706 жыл бұрын
it's short for twinkle.....
@Salivize8 жыл бұрын
"This is good" *immediately afterwards* "THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!"
@tommykarrick91304 жыл бұрын
I still love how Julian is so hung up on this game being “unfinished” when it was clearly made by a 12 year old
@Jigwally2 жыл бұрын
The game is unfinished because the creator is unfinished
@notinspectorgadget5 ай бұрын
Emphasis on *"a"* this was not a team effort.
@Noah_Canton3 жыл бұрын
its always amazed me what nintendo will charge 80 bucks for
@user-ow1bc4sx2r Жыл бұрын
Shaking my smh
@greekfire995 Жыл бұрын
That young child doing the meatwad voice is a millionaire now.
@IngisBingis8 жыл бұрын
"What's wrong with the world?" "Look at it." Couldn't possibly agree more.
@dio62717 жыл бұрын
Oizahk Hyechs JON'S GETTIN UPSET
@Uhg564 жыл бұрын
This comment aged like fine wine 🍷
@666spalony3 жыл бұрын
Gets truer every year.
@henrynelson93014 жыл бұрын
This game wouldn’t be complete without it being narrated by a 10 year old doing a Meatwad voice
@DannyCheezits4 жыл бұрын
It sounds just like meatwad what the fuck
@Dlyle-ro3yw3 жыл бұрын
lmfao i was thinking the same
@angelicpretty7773 жыл бұрын
smithee
@ruggiebuggie31953 жыл бұрын
Any movie that begins with text needs that voice now.
@Inriri8 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Smeagol was still getting work after the whole being thrown into lava thing
@thisp0ryg0nwillgiveyourdev655 жыл бұрын
He only did it because they bribed him with the ring
@ghostedbear4558 жыл бұрын
The true successor to The Thousand Year Door. Thank you, Miyamoto. You care for me and the series.
@rot812rot67 жыл бұрын
This actually came out 2 years before The Thousand Year Door.
@dragonmanover90004 жыл бұрын
@@rot812rot6 The original creator is probably in his twenties.
@dredgefall3 жыл бұрын
He only did it to get the fungus out of his shoe
@dubu98814 жыл бұрын
I love how Dingdong’s immediate instinct when he gets to play is to start breaking it
@Hopohoo28 жыл бұрын
little joke there that badguys make, heh heh
@emily997 жыл бұрын
nothin personnel, kid.....
@maverickREAL2 жыл бұрын
"It's-a me, Bowser (little joke there that badguys make, heh heh)" is easily the funniest thing in this game
@SuperPjvideos5 жыл бұрын
We should all just appreciate Ding Dong's great editing at 0:34
@thespacewestern0304 жыл бұрын
I'm a real big fan of how quick Chris went from "This is good" to "This is bullshit"
@GeminiMayhem8 жыл бұрын
"He made a bash, and I was a monster!"
@Seveth7138 жыл бұрын
Chris's face in the thumbnail is fucking adorable.
@toxic_shr00m3 жыл бұрын
Hey at least this kid completed his game (kind of), I can't even say that about my own so props to him.
@dinkules8 жыл бұрын
For some reason the way Oney says "my little koopies" is adorable
@zacgorman18468 жыл бұрын
I actually can't get over the (little joke about the bad guys) dialogue part
@MasterofTongs8 жыл бұрын
The plot for this game was produced and voiced by a real-life teletubby.
@idyn9776 жыл бұрын
“Stole a TV, did some more time.” Never expected to hear a Strangers with Candy reference in an Oney Plays video. Probably the best comedy from Comedy Central at that time.
@proudhondaowner-18 жыл бұрын
20 minutes? I've been blessed
@cesareborja46718 жыл бұрын
Blessed its only one episode.
@thatfunkyduck5 жыл бұрын
20 years ago? I was raped.
@Keepcalmandbangscrew8 жыл бұрын
8:11 Matt and pat made this game Liam created the story Woolie distribute it
@GameyRaccoon5 жыл бұрын
Matt and Pat? MattPat is in flash games? Game Theory
@luan.galaxy5 жыл бұрын
i dont get it
@Dark9Volt4 жыл бұрын
@@luan.galaxy (1 yr later kek) i think its because of the bgm being green greens which the epic yarn version of it also was SBFP's theme.
@4Wilko8 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh I actually remember playing this over a decade ago. I think I got up to where you get Kirby as player 2 and I stopped. It is so much worse than I remember. That narrator voice. Oh man that voice.
@hammerheadshark458 жыл бұрын
i think the reason why you stick to walls is because the "programmer" made the movement speed when pressing toward a wall "0" in all directions, instead of having "0" horizontally and a vertical falling speed
@tFighterPilot8 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was made in Klik N Play.
@hammerheadshark458 жыл бұрын
tFighterPilot i usually assume these games are gamemaker
@tFighterPilot8 жыл бұрын
All the movement types (platformer, 8 directions, bouncing ball, driving) make me think of KNP, but I guess it could be another software.
@hammerheadshark458 жыл бұрын
i really don't know, you're probably right. there are a few simplistic programs floating around, and some of them just seem too similar when it comes to minimal-quality games like this
@spectre.shadows7 жыл бұрын
Looks like Clickteam to me, but that costs money so I doubt it.
@byHexted3 жыл бұрын
“It’s like kicking out the stilts beneath ya when you’re an amputee”
@Michael_SK8 жыл бұрын
The editing is what makes this a fantastic rollercoaster ride
@orangy578 жыл бұрын
"Game Super Mario World - 1990 (KZbin Gaming)"
@ShaddySoldier8 жыл бұрын
"a white dungaree" what are you, a irish
@SpaghettiSammy8 жыл бұрын
where are we- *WEREINUNDERTALE*
@DarthFox8 жыл бұрын
Ohno it must be SMITHY
@orangy578 жыл бұрын
if this kid made this when he was like 12, he'd be 23 now this guy must regret his life choices that came to this
@ilikebirds80697 жыл бұрын
orgy57 are you him?
@Skyarrow997 жыл бұрын
It’s a good game for a twelve year old
@jasonjean53336 жыл бұрын
orgy57 why would he regret it if he was a stupid 12 year dummy, its a game not his renouncing his faith and joining ISIS
@frogberriez5 жыл бұрын
what if hes an excellent game designer now we all gotta start somewhere
@paulthoresen82415 жыл бұрын
if he made it when he was 23 he might be 12 now, makes you think
@SeikOsito8 жыл бұрын
so this is where meatwads vo came from
@ChristianTheChicken3 жыл бұрын
He made a bash. I was a monstermn
@sleepydot2438 жыл бұрын
I've been binge watching oney plays videos, and i have to say, one of the best shows on the internet.
@squidddinator7 жыл бұрын
Man, Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions is looking amazing, a true re-imagining
@arodriguez65678 жыл бұрын
Special guest shmorky
@thenineinchnailer56747 жыл бұрын
The little dude with the blue cap on reminds me of Tails from Sonic '06 - always killing himself only to find himself respawning back into an endless spiral of depression.
@wef61463 жыл бұрын
Im glad they finally played a Paper Mario game.
@1mortalkombatlover8 жыл бұрын
I was so expecting the Yoshiman Narrator to appear as some oc Gary Stu protagonist in this.
@cupriferouscatalyst37083 жыл бұрын
"Hey Chris, I never see you go to work or anything, how are you able to afford living in this nice big mansion?" "Well see, I was offered this great deal..." *pulls down pants*
@najadamu27247 жыл бұрын
That kid's voice makes me wanna fucking dive into a lava pit myself
@AnEveryManJack8 жыл бұрын
"He made a bash! I was a monster nnggh."
@leander3447 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting the Strangers With Candy reference. "I stole the TV; did some more time." Was that DingDong that said it?
@merancapeman3 ай бұрын
"I hate the internet, except the parts I like" nice Julian, nice XD
@Grease-Goblin8 жыл бұрын
I sat here watching in mild disinterest for about 8 minutes. Then it all hit me at once, and I couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all. Good KZbin.
@alternateaccount79407 жыл бұрын
"put your stinky bridges upon me watch as I evolve" *epic ad music plays*
@WigglyMcWiggly17 күн бұрын
"It's a me, Bowser! (little joke there)" Chris' delivery of that line made it comedic perfection.
@chromecoconut7 жыл бұрын
This remains one of my Oney Plays videos.
@MrValsung3 жыл бұрын
what the fuck are you talking about
@MissEbola8 жыл бұрын
Have a Broy
@ErinMartyFreeman8 жыл бұрын
Yawshi
@0tterhead7 жыл бұрын
BUT MARIO JOSHI'S COMPETING.
@bettya.k.abetty82598 жыл бұрын
Who narrates this game smeagol on helium?
@monsieurlemon Жыл бұрын
this is still the best oneyplays, probably in the top 10 at least
@silverspoon82388 жыл бұрын
Please keep playing this shit. I fucking love it
@Fillardmillmore Жыл бұрын
0:33, 4:24 Chris channeling his inner Cory 14:11
@IspywithmylittlePSI8 жыл бұрын
So glad OneyPlays has decided old Mario Fan Game Galaxy fangames are the best material for LPs.
@rjmario22348 жыл бұрын
yes, play more of these turds for me thank you
@thedoveabove98788 жыл бұрын
You guys better play part 2 when it comes out.
6 жыл бұрын
To think I unironically gave this game a positive review when I was 12.
@imcookinsumramen3 жыл бұрын
I like the thought of kirby talking mario into getting a circumcision
@rileyalt12514 жыл бұрын
"this is good" literally less than a second later "THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT" -literally 5 seconds in and Chris is contradicting himself. 100000/10
@kingdavid75164 жыл бұрын
18:55 ... *feel good...*
@kingdavid75164 жыл бұрын
"it's like kicking the stilts out from underneath you when you're an amputee" wtf is he talking about. sounds like a marilyn manson lyric. the beautiful people, aghhhh
@JTriggerVideos8 жыл бұрын
"An MFGG exclusive" had to be... If you guys want a plethora of games like this, just google "Mario Fan Game Galaxy" or something like that. The possibilities are endless.
@gortis11047 жыл бұрын
Oney sounds like perfect cell when he does that one voice
@guuppa8 жыл бұрын
At least it's better than color splash
@gaymanlover8 жыл бұрын
Guuppa Homer, we're in paper mario world gold!
@swinth42898 жыл бұрын
Colour*
@squizzard1017 жыл бұрын
Swinth *color
@MaskedChespin7 жыл бұрын
Guuppa That's really shitty bait
@jizzwardo96537 жыл бұрын
Grand pooba Of penis colour*
@emnolein8 жыл бұрын
It's a me, Bowser (little joke there that badguys make, he he)!
@ThePurpleAnon6 жыл бұрын
Never drink soda whilst watching oneyplays I literally almost died
@Grundleburger7 жыл бұрын
"I must destory you" Woven like a quilt
@apolo112888 жыл бұрын
Amazing Chris, good job, great game
@skweezee5 жыл бұрын
Julian 2016: I would never make a game Julian 2018: I’m making three games now
@thickchip32067 жыл бұрын
No wonder Nintendo hates fan games
@DPearson971018 жыл бұрын
this game really fits my auts aesthetic
@Pixygon7 жыл бұрын
I'd really like to see you do more of these Flash games. I don't care if they're good or bad, but they've always had this sort of charm. Anyway, do what you want, you guys are funny!
@calebcox12997 жыл бұрын
2:07 Little did Julian know, he was. I really hope Trigger Treat is good.
@Sybato6 жыл бұрын
Chris said white dungaree (which is funny on it's own), but mario wears RED overalls with fire form
@ZeeNavi8 жыл бұрын
Idk why, but the way he said Mario at 11:05 killed me.
@NATURALHARMONIAGROPIUSSPRITE10 ай бұрын
I hope Nintendo never takes this masterpiece known as paper Mario world gold down
@SilentUdon8 жыл бұрын
That stock lava effect is pretty great. Whoever made raise used multimedia fusion.
@patspicer76867 жыл бұрын
Man, this is the best creepypasta I've ever seen. (But seriously, the gameplay looks like a creepypasta game)
@Atma5057 жыл бұрын
watching late 20-somethings early 30-somethings make fun of 10 year olds on the internet is how i choose to spend my life
@STEVE-de2mu8 жыл бұрын
So, the narrator gets a full 10.
@STICKGUYMB8 жыл бұрын
They coulda chroma keyed that green screen
@DullVivid8 жыл бұрын
This game cured my syphilis but in return gave me Hepatitis Q.
@videogiant1007 жыл бұрын
“This is good” [Not even a second later] “This is fucking bullshit!”
@MCCanaryVideos5 жыл бұрын
so we aren't going to talk about how the star was named "Twink"?
@chilbee25867 жыл бұрын
every time you guys play a shitty flash game everything starts to smell like pencil shavings and pop tart wrappers.
@loveace24307 жыл бұрын
01:00 - It blows my mind that you don't remember Mario's death laser!
@jerryboi8047 жыл бұрын
I plan to "Destory" the world
@mysteriousvideomaker17896 жыл бұрын
Gollüm noises get me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
@shmeebor25846 жыл бұрын
"This is good" Not even a second later. *"THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!"*
@awkwardtree18348 жыл бұрын
Quality commentary with quality gameplay. Nice.
@vernuz54815 жыл бұрын
5:16 he sounds exactly like Arin
@ThisIsReadyMade7 жыл бұрын
This is a fucking fever dream more than it is a game.
@noir2696 жыл бұрын
"This is GOOD!" In a span of a mere second *"THIS IS FUCKIN' BULLSHIT!"*
@thebreadbringer5 жыл бұрын
That kid sounds like those kids on teletubbies
@notsoplaysstuff Жыл бұрын
The only Paper Mario game they'll ever play.
@MCCanaryVideos6 жыл бұрын
my favorite part of mario was when golem turned out to be the narrator and told me what I was supposed to do
@alexanderhamilton33337 жыл бұрын
He went from loving it to hating it in one second.
@liptonmcghee9266 жыл бұрын
"Yo, wave your stinky britches upon me. Watch as I evolve."
@SlyHikari033 жыл бұрын
The closest we will ever get to a Paper Mario let’s play.