Oney Plays Polar Express (Complete Series)

[@Nathanelsematters]

It's my tradition to watch this video every December, the sequence on top of the train never fails to crack me up.

[@Nathanelsematters]

@The Gravy Train Merry Christmas to you too!

[@videonmode8649]

Christmas isn't complete without the sound of a child's body being crushed and crumpled

[@Khornecussion]

Mushmouth look out!

[@CartoonSlug]

"Lalalala OEOUUGHHHHH"

[@ForYourHealth744]

Coming soon!

[@corverickg7261]

12:00 hearing Julian's laugh build up after processing Chris's response always gets me

[@conserva-chan2735]

The comedic gravy train from when Chris glitches off the hamper with the puppet in it until they meet Woody Allen is one of the funniest stretches of any let's play ever

[@capacitatedflux]

Ding Dong realized what he said literally the second he said it, but by then it was already too late.

[@ahumoroususername]

Ding Dong heartily laughing is one of the few things in this world that brings me real joy

[@Kirodev]

idc.

[@jonathanarbuckle3424]

@@Kirodev Literally the single most useless reply in ALL of youtube history. You added nothing to the comment. You took nothing. Your comment is 100% nothing.

[@Kirodev]

@@jonathanarbuckle3424 idc.

[@jonathanarbuckle3424]

@@Kirodev Epic

[@brainballz69]

Jonathan Arbuckle idc.

[@Ninji5]

1:01:51 Julian’s laugh after “There he is, Father Christmas!” Gets me every single time

[@pyribbtmasterdubiel7040]

Relatable

[@flipposlippo1510]

“ *I love you little boy* “

[@alucarda4357]

Noooo!! There's more!!

[@Ninji5]

Jackson Crim lol he sounded like he was in genuine agony

[@JoeMama-jh2ll]

@@alucarda4357 I want this game to end!!

[@justinsheppard4299]

Julian's laugh after "It's Woody Allen!" fucking slays me every time. 11:55

[@thejurassicman661]

The ferg-face before and that too for me

[@coffeeinfusedowl1159]

"CUZ HE'S BLAC-'

[@CoffieRaptorStudios]

Amen

[@coffeeinfusedowl1159]

@@CoffieRaptorStudios brother

[@DatSilverWolf17]

You mean it.... SLEIGHS you ha hah

[@Batzin4k]

“I’m gonna call this one Julian!” “Merry Chris!” “Ding-Dong! Ding-Dong!”

[@dolajakevan]

Now that’s true poetry.

[@pogoknight428]

An oddly adorable line

[@shaunmckinney521]

Yr funny

[@DunkleCobro]

"JvumnnG"

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Ding dong has diabetes

[@skreechnskreem]

58:11 always gets me, no matter how many times i come back to this video. just the image of this tiny girl fucking t-posing through the air is enough to send me to tears jesus christ

[@loganchitty]

And going “WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

I mean Jesus also T-Posed.

[@boogyboogyboogy]

The very matter-of-fact “I could fit you all inside my body!” at 33:43 is criminally under-appreciated

[@notinspectorgadget]

"...okay."

[@toadfake4588]

True

[@dasiajb]

I remember someone saying that Chris laughs like Elmo and I can’t unhear it

[@hahahe7239]

Why did you do this to me?! I CAN'T UNHEAR IT!!!

[@tastydoomtime8890]

To me at some times his laugh sounds like Ross's laugh

[@charlie1234500]

Oh no what did you do...

[@Gyaruwitch4011]

It has begun.

[@DagothUr3427]

Sometimes he sound like a foonee munke

[@gryynnn]

11:59 the laugh that follows “it’s woody allen” always gets me

[@probablydeadinside7877]

i thought that Popup thing said 'Congratulations! You found part of a boy!' and honestly i can't get over it

[@JacobHillSBD]

Have (part of) a boy!

[@Mundane_InTheMembrane]

*eat the boy*

[@LilOutlaw03]

If you all the pieces it says "Have a Boy! "

[@jobdylan5782]

you and son eat wife

[@kinda.sleepy]

Here for my yearly tradition of watching this before Christmas lmao

[@spencer6030]

1:01:00 has to be the most brutal punishment I’ve seen for a single misstep

[@joshriley2936]

What about Mario Kart, where you finish dead last for the egregious misstep of being in first place?

[@Subpar1O1]

Polar Express with Bennett Foddy

[@hammslamm]

54:12 is the best edit of all time

[@inkgamer6891]

The first time I saw it I thought it was part of the game! 😂

[@Bone_Chaser]

@@inkgamer6891 same

[@TheTrustyHole]

I wanna organise an entire reanimate collab based on this compilation.

[@itspice8737]

Too long

[@tastypotato9272]

@@itspice8737 two words: Shrek retold

[@SerHeadwig]

Crismo better yet, Shrek 2 Retold

[@larpdude7308]

Do it! I'm sure everyone would enjoy it!

[@andrewscott1153]

Do it based on the best of

[@KFP2GG]

"The snow falls, the wind calls, Santa screams across the hills and then he falls"

[@sansskeleton7263]

Put the present under the tree everybody's going to squee

[@Spamlum]

Everyone run inside and sing along

[@leelo5078]

Toni-CHRISTMAS! Welcome home!

[@ao9688]

LeeLo daddy brought home a... toblerone

[@TheTrustyHole]

Mommy cooks it inside the heat, and then we eat our sweets.

[@JuBeeZ106]

23:47 Im laughing way too hard at the kid hitting things and the metallic sounds. My head hurts, I've laughed so much

[@vitaliylomanoff1759]

Honey You Mean, 23:52?

[@andyghkfilm2287]

"do you dnow how to dwive a twain?" "I-I fink so!" *tilts entire train car to a side*

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

5

[@cresoma]

@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 4

[@kadem8_]

@@cresoma 3

[@roasdrubale9137]

@KadeM8 2

[@flashash2846]

@@roasdrubale9137 1

[@XirkuKagi]

This play through was a masterpiece and a godsend to humanity

[@charlie1234500]

Holy fuck I just watched it. I can't believe I ignored this. This is like one of their best series in this channel.

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

Charlie1234500 Dude it’s so good, my mom sat down and watched the whole thing with me two summers ago. One of my favorite memories. I watch this series so much.

[@Tridetus]

It became a tradition for me to watch this every year.. Not only on christmas but also around the year because its so good.😊

[@ForYourHealth744]

That it is my child

[@synth2823]

DingDongs laugh makes me so happy, its so precious i love it

[@Herofromthesky]

🥶

[@Destroyahweapon]

I love the part in the game when the leeches attack the train killing everyone on board.

[@michealyoutube4911]

Destroyahweapon just so we are on the same stage, your talking about resident evil 0

[@felixtetrex7571]

Tom Hanks had such good hair in that scene lmao

[@bjnovak1]

For some reason, I was thinking more like the creatures from PM:TTYD

[@jackgebhardt2932]

@@bjnovak1 What?

[@bjnovak1]

@@jackgebhardt2932 Paper Mario thousand year door, there's a part in the game where you're on a train and the passengers go missing

[@franc203]

"laugh so the people can hear it! Don't try to friking hide it!" That has to be my favorite part lmao

[@johnnymccraze]

This is a Christmas classic worth watching every year.

[@ryancox191]

*Never heard of a round trip ticket to Auschwitz before.*

[@itspice8737]

Of you empty your pockets of sheckles you can climb out the chimney

[@NeighborSenpai]

Its called the soviet express

[@SeanEncarnado]

It’s called Soviet liberation

[@elijahblechman8633]

@@SeanEncarnado more like under new management

[@grumpyfroggy8247]

I was literally like "what's Auschwitz?" the first time I heard Chris say that because I momentarily forgot what that was...

[@jimboroni6520]

Highlight Reel 0:00 Never ceases to be funny 0:45 Uncle Auschwitz 1:44 I hope so 2:05 This is scary 2:40 Not so scary 4:00 The Polar Express is stupid 4:20 How you handle a ball 5:55 Do it now 6:05 Press B to throw 6:53 Aiming Down 7:22 Ow Ow 7:59 Just aiming up 8:42 Puppiks 9:10 Silencing the POC 9:50 Dear God 10:05 Over Here! No! 10:48 Scrooge Dies 11:35 Ferg-Face 11:56 It’s Woody Allen 13:35 Mario 14:19 Just hop off the train 14:54 Asian/Italian Kitchen 16:38 Sounds Easy 17:12 Stupid Idiot 18:10 Papa 18:20 Last Words 18:32 Neo 18:53 Uncle Chefington 19:15 Too Small 19:59 Warp Pipe 20:41 Two chances 21:00 Getcha sword! 21:07 Chris would never 21:18 Trapdoor 21:42 Bonker 22:06 Nononono! 22:49 He took it 23:07 Seizure Warning 23:40 He was misbehaving 23:47 - 24:39 Brain Scrambling 24:40 You’re not Rudy 25:05 Trying his hardest 25:21 wait what 25:43 Scary Skiing Pedo Hobo 26:05 Apparently not 26:14 Just seeing it 26:45 - 27:04 Chris did go skiing 27:05 We got Hurt! 27:23 We live up here now 27:47 Too constipated 28:10 Snowboard footage 28:20 Doing it all over 28:41 Mel Gibson 30:00 Interrupting a discussion 30:42 - 31:09 The Kid’s Name 31:10 Long peek 31:35 You did it 31:51 JUMP 32:00 What’s Next?! 32:20 You there 32:51 Hard Puzzle 33:44 I could fit you all inside 33:51 Overwrite successful 34:00 Jim Hanks 34:08 ^v 35:00 One matter outstanding 35:06 Video Delay(guess who?!) 35:39 Trapdoor again 36:00 Bottom of Hell 36:20 Caramel Goddess 36:23 come on babee 36:40 Wheee! 36:44 Can’t move 37:07 We live here now pt.2 38:11 Heartwarming Music 39:22 Levitation 39:40 Trap her forever 40:08 I Love You 40:17 Watch Out! 40:26 Toy Moice 40:39 Only A Test 40:54 RAT-scallion 41:07 yes. 41:13 Cooking With Gas 41:22 - 43:18 Scrooge fight pt.2 43:19 Brown Bricks 43:53 - 46:16 Not very refreshing 46:17 Quick Quack 46:30 Everyone’s Dead 46:35 - 48:18 San FrancisOh-NO 48:19 Remember the Time? 48:25 - 49:38 Boring(?) Segment 49:39 All of them are dead 49:49 - 50:00 Chris can’t hear the cues 50:00 Ready Rudy 50:45 - 51:56 Textureless Tubes 51:57 - 52:36 Motion Sickness Warning 52:37 Zoning Out 52:48 - 52:36 Once More 53:37 Conveyor belt 53:52 Rhymin’ 54:13 Funny Falling 54:17 don’t die on the slide 54:39 Pull the funny lever 54:55 R.I.P. legs 55:05 Going in The Hole 55:52 getting KIDnapped.?.??… 56:30 Julian was wrong 56:36 Too Funny 56:46 Help!!! 57:22 Too Too Funny 57:46 Stuck in the Pole 57:52 There He Is! (Who is he?) 58:10 T-Pose 58:18 Gonna Squee 58:45 Hell 58:52 This whole level is Hell 59:10 R.I.P. legs pt.2 59:26 Proud Family 59:45 R.I.P. legs pt.3 1:00:18 Cloister 1:00:25 The game is still scary 1:00:54 Near Ragequit 1:01:43 Father Christmas 1:02:00 There’s still more 1:02:34 We all heard 1:02:55 You’re bruising a big bloody testicle Chris. 1:03:13 You WERE there 1:03:46 Now THIS is podracing 1:03:55 No Ending 1:04:06 Too much mileage out of rhyming

[@disposable_income_andy]

5:01 Julian knows something...

[@eliasplaysmusic]

Its that time of year to break out the ol Oneyplays polar express dvd!

[@helloimrobin]

The fact that they all say their names at the beginning without even realising it is so good! "I'm gonna name this Julian - aw meeeerry Chris - dingdong dingdong"

[@Cloud-rx8zl]

Full filling the yearly tradition of rewatching this classic series every time Christmas comes, this is the 5th consecutive year now 🙏

[@dragonmanover9000]

2:53 "If we go in there together, it won't be so scary." Face hanging from the ceiling: *_A H_*

[@Wowzers2006]

I just want to imagine the conductor looking back in absolute horror as he sees the little boy getting pummeled by railroad fixtures.

[@Wowzers2006]

also merry christmas everyone

[@JPTQJR]

UNCLE AUSCHWITZ

[@srbrant5391]

Crossing the line twice.

[@stephaniebeeboo2793]

23:41 he was misbehaving so they put him on the roof LOL!!!

[@flopper2171]

*WHO IN THE BLAZES APPLIED THAT EMERGENCY BRAKE?!*

[@gaprisun9465]

(Points at protagonist boi) *HE DID IT*

[@hobojoey3195]

@@gaprisun9465 *YOU*

[@phillyswiftsteak5188]

@@hobojoey3195 *In case you didn't know, that cord is for E M E R G E N C Y P E R P O U S E S only!!!*

[@softi3489]

It's a personal tradition to watch this every Christmas Eve

[@MyntiFresh]

58:10 WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@liquidladdy]

Polar express? More like Polar Oppress the minorities, gamers are forever.

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Caramel children don't need life

[@Flash020201]

what if minority gamer THEN WHAT???

[@crossbreedpriscilla8966]

@@Flash020201 honorary gamer status

[@skinnywhitedude8765]

@@Flash020201 you join forces to rise up against the non gamers

[@skydiamsteam6005]

Gotta oppress fast

[@josephmurphy7503]

Well, this will give me something to watch while I hide in the toilet from my family at Christmas

[@Guru_1092]

You too?

[@RusselledJimmy]

Same

[@Pan-fc7ri]

We all have poos

[@islandboy9381]

I play this out loud on my speakers, so my visiting family can have the funni and lol too :)

[@cailynd9838]

Joseph Murphy in or on the toilet? Because now I imagine you trying to climb into the toilet

[@samji_art]

Chris' laughter gives me so much joy

[@danieledgardo2122]

0:45 where the train's heading to 11:38 ferguson 43:24 brown bricks 58:32 sqwee or xd?

[@sherlockbatmanholmes892]

Man who knew a game could be so… polarizing

[@missphase8127]

No way this series was only an hour in total.

[@jayfolk]

10 videos?

[@hammslamm]

@@jayfolk there were 6

[@GMAuraeon]

Happy Holidays everyone, nice to see everyone coming back to this gem :)

[@SchwerMetall154]

Honestly, this is one of my favorite playthroughs on OneyPlays

[@cretin_666]

Back for my yearly watch.

[@scout1233]

It's that time of the year once again to watch this every single day of December!

[@gman13holt25]

I like to think that Chris, Julian, and Ding Dong went insane after finishing the game when they started improving a Christmas song.

[@ricothedingus8889]

Tis the season to re-watch this classic complete series

[@yudobudhi8428]

11:57 joolian's laugh are just joy

[@MooseyFate100]

Still my favorite series on the channel.

[@benbenben123ben]

MooseyFate Mine too. I’ve watched this probably 6 times over the months/years.

[@footygoodness]

A yuletide tradition

[@kade5999]

Watching this while pretending to love my relatives I haven't seen since I was 5

[@McDumDum]

this is the humor equivalent of making stupid noises and dumb faces and it's the most hilarious thing ever to me

[@weegee_hates_the_blind]

This series literally got me through a major depression.

[@ForYourHealth744]

Keep on keepin on

[@MattH-t3e]

I usually get sick of watching the same videos over and over again but I swear this series somehow gets funnier every time I watch it. It is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

[@CornyAir]

IT'S KWISMAS I said it 2 times IT'S KWISMAS

[@hayhay561]

They said shut up! I said MERRY KWISMAS!

[@jayfolk]

sweet sleepycabin zack quote 🎄🎄🎄

[@squeenyboy3312]

Squmpus oh my god please tell me what episode that quote’s from I’ve been trying to find it

[@wethands6417]

@@squeenyboy3312 Sleepycast episode 12

[@squeenyboy3312]

Julian Wheezer thank you my child

[@RockyMarsh09]

I wish I could watch this for the first time again

[@nicole9volt]

The uncle chefington part is probably the most I've ever laughed at oney plays 😂

[@alexread6767]

And after watching this about three times, I finally noticed that Chris' golden ticket says "Ape"

[@randomguy8201]

"They're going to Auschwitz." Has be one of my favorite lines from chris

[@jupiter9099]

imo this one's up there with Friday the 13th and GTA as one of the definitive OneyPlays series. It never fails to make me laugh.

[@Ciuin_Sam]

"We gotta catch the train Dad!" "Don't worry son, I know an out of bounds strat!"

[@Kryptnyt]

The editor's sound effects on this channel slay me

[@oneyagoodboi3453]

I missed the oney sleighs intro

[@jayfolk]

once a year

[@tumm1192]

I think this is the best OneyPlays series. No other series has made me laugh every time without fail.

[@reinmaker1711]

5:55 every time... every god damned time XD

[@chickie456]

I love how Julian dying of laughter at the end with the singing just like the Halloween Monster Mash song

[@yawnyapocalypse616]

I liked the part of the game when Santa’s prolapse was hanging out of the hole in the bottom of his sled and birds kept pecking at it

[@allosaurustime]

Get away birds! You flying rodents!

[@MetalWolf426]

Don't know how many times I've watched this but the hot chocolate part kills me every time

[@SuperEekie64]

This has probably been done before but here's lyrics for the end song: The snow falls, the wind calls Santa screams across the hill and then he falls Puts a present under the tree Everybody's going to squee Everybody run inside and sing along (Tonight) Christmas! Welcome home Daddy brought home something warm (A Toblerone!) Daddy brought home a Toblerone Mommy cooks it inside the heat And then we eat our sweets That's a stocking above the fire Santa walks in with his pyre He walks on a telephone wire And kicks us across the floor Daddy sleep so loud he snore Crystal eyes is in his wars My favorite fetish has to be vore Merry Christmas every whore

[@Zwarlie]

this is legit one of the funniest series i laughed so hard my stomach started to hurt

[@herrsalatvonlustigen5584]

I play this with my sister every Christmas Eve. It has become tradition.

[@marbardan]

🅱️rown girl on my 🅱️rown train

[@SeanEncarnado]

On the N🅾️rth P🅾️le

[@SageReiger]

This series has become a holiday tradition for me!

[@heyheyhay]

there is something so surreal about watching this on christmas eve instead of sleeping

[@sludgefart]

I watch this series at least 3 times every December. It is my favorite Christmas Oneyplays. 🎄

[@corbor]

Still waiting for The Criterion Collection to release this playthrough on Blu-Ray

[@verasconnolly]

This is the most I’ve heard Ding Dong laugh and I am living for it

[@gramkrakrs92]

This is probably my favorite playthrough they did. They've laughed the most in this one

[@ReaperSolo]

Merry Christmas time to watch this again

[@McDoinky]

58:35 I remember when Chris asked Julian that on the wild woody playthrough

[@ahumoroususername]

Easily the best playthrough of any game online.

[@charliebarkin100]

This entire video basically had me wheezing, but 53:48 made me pee a little as well as wheeze

[@Bone_Chaser]

I couldn’t stop myself from laughing

[@4Bucket2U]

This series is a classic I actually watch this every winter

[@VoltairSoard]

Merry Oney Sleighs, ye rewatchers

[@WonkiWeaboo]

I watch this every Christmas now

[@Bli757]

Imagine being the author of The Polar Express book and seeing this game.

[@benjaminr3354]

One of my favorite oney plays series

[@punktart1555]

this video was so funny i watched it with a friend last night and i woke up this morning and my cheeks were sore from laughing so hard. thank u boys

[@BovineDesigns]

It's weird how I watch this series year round but I nearly forgot to watch it for Christmas.

[@Slazors]

OH BOY! RERUNS FOR CHRISTMAS!

[@jayfolk]

like a christmas story or its a wonderful life or die hard or Rudolph or grandma got run over by a reindeer or the grinch or the nightmare before christmas or the polar express

[@Slazors]

@@jayfolk that's the joke

[@hruagfoa]

From now on, i'll lisent to this compilation every christmas season

[@josephandersonslaugh4923]

0:46 *You know what kind of train this is?*

[@nedfigglehorn2]

43:23 there it is, gets me every time.

[@footygoodness]

Every December. Every July. Every month. This is the one.

[@garbagemandotjpeg6517]

my favorite series from the boys. love ya. merry christmas, christ, juul, and donger!

[@biomefest]

one of my favorite playthroughs to this day

[@ledioalla5921]

36:42 no reaction for that hit???lol

[@stonks_memer9899]

You mean 36:43

[@anthonysalo7791]

@@stonks_memer9899 you mean 36:43

[@menialbee]

@@anthonysalo7791 you mean 36:43

[@anthonysalo7791]

@@menialbee no I think I meant 36:43

[@corvillain]

You know this is a good playthrough when I am already laughing less than a minute in

[@Labyrinth____]

Oney sleighs intro never ceases to crack me up. O N E Y S L E I G H S WuhAHHHYUH