Oney Plays Super Mario Bros 3 (Complete Series)

[@AtomicFlounder42]

Zach explaining a stoning as "you know how in like Syria if you spit the wrong way they throw rocks on top of your head" will always kill me

[@AeroZeppelin-rb4pt]

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[@mymomthinksimcool997]

Holy shit "got a celery stick in one hand and a glass of orange juice in the other let's game" really got me

[@MrConredsX]

How did he game if both of his hands were busy?

[@Mikey10991]

Graham Beechum dog that shit killed me

[@islandboy9381]

Zach watched way too many ASMR videos

[@DEATHsystem182]

Lmao when did he say that

[@mymomthinksimcool997]

@@DEATHsystem182 like right at the beginning

[@Raziel236]

Somewhere, there's a two inch little character asking his friends what would they do if they saw a Zach..

[@Nah-ps7iy]

Zach is a mythcal creature in another dimension

[@blusterkong1996]

@@Nah-ps7iy Zach is a mythical creature in THIS dimension

[@Dark0neone]

I'm sure there's a universe full of Zach's hypothetical creatures. He's the god of that dimension.

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

@@Dark0neone His military forces are the tiny purple guys in Smiling Friends

[@Dark0neone]

@@randomguyontheinternet7940 they're called bliblies

[@Slimebeast]

Shame they never made Super Mario Bros 4. I feel like they could've done so much more with this funny little "Mario" character.

[@wanderingrandomer]

This filthy, little, Italian character

[@Slimebeast]

@@wanderingrandomer God he makes me want to vomit.

[@liampys-stuff]

mario world dude.

[@lyleabner2475]

It is sad that this was Mario's last game

[@liampys-stuff]

@@cms3816 i know it's a joke i'm just saying

[@TheJayLordx]

1:09:16 Of all the incredible Zach screams that takes the gold medal, it's like someone is ripping into his spine with an axe

[@KBvidss]

1:09:18 personal use

[@IcebergAFK]

“Godammit…” “Oh shi-“ “AAAAÆEEEEEUUUGGGHHH”

[@PaperSkyeess]

His scream sounds like he just took an arrow to the knee haha

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

@@PaperSkyeess Haha. I get it gamer that is a game reference haha.

[@PsychoVoice]

Not everyone must've said "Magic Mushroom" at the time

[@mjr_schneider]

If you didn't rewind the video and say "mushroom" when Zack told you to, know that he knows where you are, he knows what you've done and your crime will not go unpunished.

[@Woahahaha3]

MJR Schneider dink

[@tuser8]

Somebody give me a timestamp, I’ve got a busy schedule and I fear I will not reach the part, thus being subjected to his curse

[@Peace-Man1964]

@@tuser8 No one can help you in this trial. Succeed or your soul is forfeit.

[@Lolsocialism]

@@tuser8 As a business man working many busy business hours for the business, I can relate, and - although it is sacrilege: 52:38

[@AeroZeppelin-rb4pt]

@@Lolsocialism yet you still provided . You will pay for your sins

[@NochVtuber]

"yEaH Get EM! He's trying to get aWaY! Pull his leg!!!"

[@12345done6]

I need that see that do you have a timestamp for ya boi?

[@Fatalismic]

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[@JimberWumby]

@@Fatalismic YEAH STONE HIM TO DEATH AND I DON'T MEAN WITH THE EPIC WEED

[@Sweet_Clod]

Panty and stocking pfp?

[@vryerocker7867]

1:01:16

[@Vin32]

C: You know it's actually official mario lore that both of his parents are dead? Z: Are you kidding me? C: Yea.

[@papaelf420]

It's not any worse than canon where he is given to dinosaurs via magic bubble

[@moosesues8887]

Yoshi a better dad than any of them bitches

[@Thatonedude917]

If you hold down on the white block, Mario enters a parallel universe and everyone in his original universe misses him

[@garf850]

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[@MrThemetricsystem]

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[@hamlist155]

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[@nathanholland4246]

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[@namejeff7616]

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[@rubyjune1930]

One of my favourite series tbh, these three together are magic

[@TheDarkMiasma]

Yshsvs Fygcftygx i would change Lyle for tomar any day

[@notme5205]

TheDarkMiasma Nobody asked

[@TheDarkMiasma]

Not Me you, exactly.

[@notme5205]

TheDarkMiasma either my psychosis is messing with me or you’re lying to me!

[@TheDarkMiasma]

Not Me one of both bro, pick.

[@PunchyDonk]

1:48:42 Lyle: "If you fuck this up, Zach, you're uninvited to all my birthday parties" Zach: "Even the one..."

[@holap2104]

gamers

[@boyikaruz8415]

1:09:18 i like how the scream comes immediately without transition like it's edited in

[@rodmullen64]

I thought you knew, all of Zach is edited in

[@SkilesHasFun]

Marge Simpson accidentally shitting the bed is one of the most hilarious premises I've ever heard.

[@Shadowrayquaza27]

*H O M I E* *M Y* *B O N E S* *R A T T L E D*

[@rodmullen64]

I wonder why the Simpsons writers never made that one

[@joshawottva]

Give Zach your gamer energy!!!!

[@ChefHathaway]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@exodia_apophis4133]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@xavierhorn9825]

"Kids, Zach needs your help! Just send him the numbers and barcodes on your parent's credit cards so he can buy the yellow Tomar emerald off of the Chinese black market! Hurry, he doesn't have much time left!"

[@zenick4803]

\O/ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@umpteenexpression530]

ah.

[@kirbystar6447]

35:52 And that's how smiling friends came to be

[@snugasapugonarug]

"I hope they call his prison cell the Clown House" is an underrated Lyle line.

[@danieledgardo2122]

These are highlights for my own amusement 5:29 nostalgia critic AH 10:54 changed the timeline 17:00 Zach squeak 23:20 “you’re so epic” 23:45 7 11 guy 24:29 I hate bloooooocks 26:34 chuck e. cheese lore 37:54 “I was watching” 38:04 teh reddits 41:15 “guys, so you know” music 42:13 wake up your parents (1:20:06) 48:33 lyle’s lootcrate story 52:36 say mushroom 57:30 stoned from mushrooms 59:22 teh epic, lyle “you ruined me” 1:05:30 are Italians and irish POCs? 1:06:50 Mario with patrick’s voice 1:07:09 sandy sucking up cars 1:11:46 caesar 1:20:30 that guy who woke up 1:26:43 worst character to come into reality 1:47:29 kevin spacey is gay 1:50:08 you deserve to get kicked over

[@fematrailer]

1:01:10 "yeah, fuck that dude!" "He's getting away PULL HIS LEG!"

[@zapman6528]

1:41:40 Photoshop me ripped PLEEEEASE! 1:42:00 All of Nintendo... Is-a Cancelled

[@haserrea]

21:23 "this guy is an asshole!" 22:31 "why do they call it quick-sand when it makes you slow!"

[@Ryan-op7yd]

1:09:16 demon

[@Radicalweegee]

1:14:42 Zach say " Heh heh Hello" like Mr Frog ( sounds alot like it anyways, feel free to pelt me with rocks if im wrong)

[@lockejohnex]

Zach's not even trying to be goofy and zaney, yet every word that comes out of his mouth makes me grin.

[@NintendoMusicEnjoyer]

exactly the opposite of lyle

[@freakerevil]

@@NintendoMusicEnjoyer couldnt havd said it better myself

[@ThePista0chiosOfficial]

​@@NintendoMusicEnjoyerDo not dis lyle NintendoMusicEnjoyer I bet you dont even listen to all the music nintendo has to offer, you probably only listen to the most overrated nintendo tracks you hack

[@mattpunk931]

I just stumbled across Oney plays and I have to say I've never laughed so hard at let's players

[@LikeVapor65]

Master Ludo Yeah same here

[@RealRagga]

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[@Uncmongus]

Welcome to the Sisterhood

[@Uncmongus]

LikeVapor65 Welcome to the Sisterhood

[@Ghostblock]

These guys really make you realize how forced the humor is on Game Grumps.

[@t0astytyler]

They were so close to “I walked this lonely Toad” but missed it

[@dante_woo]

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[@jimjimmler9825]

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[@peckmyeyesout1437]

58:57 When you miss the cockroach and it starts flying

[@Robonator11]

1:01:34 When it lands on your face

[@zim696]

1:09:18 is literally the best zach scream

[@notinspectorgadget]

5:30 I will never not laugh at this

[@patrickjones9278]

“He stomped on your head i dunno if you saw that” - 21:04 In all the years i have been watching zach, that is the final straw...

[@pipebombmailer]

kinda strange how they cut out the part where tomar storms in and says he saw what happened from the security camera and whips zach

[@IBroughtDiv]

And then Zach gets angry and trys to do an epic backflip and then gets banned from the Oneyplays server for breaking rp. Really heart-breaking when you think about it dude.

[@rm2kking]

It’s funny that I’ve been a mild fan of these guys since the Newgrounds days, though I was never really aware of who they were. Then I kept hearing other KZbinrs like Chris Raygun and the Game Grumps mentioning their friend Zach just had a pilot on Adult Swim. So I watched Smiling Friends and it all clicked. Now Zach is one of my favorite people, and I honestly have no idea how I went this long not knowing who he is

[@ironmaxwell804]

Please tell me you've listened to sleepy cabin now

[@citricdemon]

Ppppeeennnnnniisssssssssssssssssssss

[@hikikomoron]

Game grumps mentioned Smiling Friends? Which episode?

[@TheSystemIsFlawed]

Remember in that movie The Wizard, when little Jimmy knew how to get the warp whistle in a game that wasn't even released yet? That little cheating bastard

[@sylonogwailou]

Autism gives you superpowers.

[@Slimebeast]

Not only that, the kids watching were shouting "Get the warp whistle!" Complete setup. Bowser didn't kill himself.

[@Toreju7240]

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[@earlofill2580]

Ive been trying to remember the name of that movie for years ever since I saw it as a kid, thanks bro

[@rm2kking]

I only saw that shit once as a kid, and even though it’s the kind of movie I should have liked back then, I distinctly remember disliking it.

[@itzkeifa123]

"I always shrieked when the screen didn't wait for me!" Chris' creepypasta is pure genius

[@ShahbazBokhari]

43:22 the moment the very fabric of space and time rips apart under Zach's unrelenting fury.

[@brumbogetbrum2714]

This is the first series I watched, and these guys became my favorite KZbinrs from that moment on.

[@HeGotaBicycle]

“It’s me Mario I love ta-I love to kiss woman on the mouth consensually!” .Mario

[@orichumo]

23:18

[@sajinkahnalt]

Thank you

[@puhskinti9358]

23:19

[@pepesilvia429]

50:52 Zach cycling through voices like video game weapons

[@ChristianTheChicken]

One of their best playthroughs thus far. So many good little moments in just the first few minutes. Nothing too over the top, just a good couple of hours of consistent entertainment.

[@biggybones7492]

"It says here that when he was convicted he said, 'Jeepers Creepers'." "That's really funny slander..." CRYING.

[@pleb9243]

Im literally DYING wheezing LMAO!!! xD :))))))) emoji emoji emoji

[@cantsleep7760]

I AM SERIOUSLY HAVING A HEART ATTACK YOU GUYS XD LIKE LITERALLY PLEASE HELP :D

[@jackrose3542]

LMAO LOL THERE IS BLOOD GUSHING OUT OF MY MOUTH AND I’M FEELING SEVERELY LIGHTHEADED XD

[@biggybones7492]

are you guys feeling okay

[@Abdega]

Biggy Bones No they are not This is on you Biggy Bones This is on you

[@TemmiePlays]

Super Mario Bros 3 Complete was my childhood, thanks for playing it Oney

[@MrMalavale]

"my own life in relation to super mario brothers 3" don't think i didn't catch that moviebob jab, lyle.

[@ColinTheGamerReal]

This crew is definitely one of the best, probably the best combo of the Oney Plays multiverse.

[@averageartist9371]

I agree, but there is *nothing* that can beat the infinite funnies of Julien and Ding Dong

[@metroidcum]

@@averageartist9371 since then I think the current lineup has surpassed the DD&J era in funny

[@eatingdirt4]

Cory and Adam is a deady combo, and tough to beat

[@nutball3756]

man that Ruth Vader joke aged well

[@nepdisc3722]

Lyle is a great person and I'm so conflicted as to whether I'd rather have him in the videos or editing them because he's so great at both

[@Corkoth55]

you're a dink

[@maddoxio]

Lyle beat my cat to death in 2009

[@puketinmoarliek994]

@@maddoxio did he actually?

[@maddoxio]

@@puketinmoarliek994 yes.

[@puketinmoarliek994]

@@maddoxio seriously, what the EFFF?!?!?!

[@CoLeMaWeSoMe]

“bedeskettibaba eskretebabagaba ada da spoopahskeepdapop” -Zachary Hadel

[@jonathanschillace8242]

My favorite part is when Chris On’eal didn’t play, but when he did play I found out that my walls began to grow more and more holes for some reason. I think my house is beginning to become cheese. Not only that but my hands also have more and more bruises. Maybe my house is haunted.

[@AtomicFlounder42]

This is an outstanding comment. Took a second read to understand the joke, but not to complex. Glad you got rid of the part where you revealed Zachs war crimes too

[@IBroughtDiv]

We don't talk about Zach's war crimes. They're too many to mention.

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

I don't know what the two people above me are yakin off about all I see is an eldritch scenario where all matter of someone's house is chemically altered into cheese and bruises grow upon thyne filthy paw as a result. Anyone talking about Zach right now has genuine schizophrenia.

[@Dingalow]

45:11 Underrated gaslighting moment, Chris accidentally making Zach think there was a high quality audio track of that king going "hmmm"

[@NameRestricted]

I was literally drinking straight out of a 1L orange juice when Zach said "You got a cup of OJ in the other hand"

[@lilcritic3260]

And why didn’t you give me any?

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Please respond to little critic it’s been a year please the world is waiting

[@NameRestricted]

@@lilcritic3260 sorry bro I ran out

[@NameRestricted]

@@internalizedhappyness9774 I got u

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

@@NameRestricted you’re real legend shit, you know that! P.s this was just a roundabout way of saying u cool

[@somebodysomewhere2127]

6:55 that nervous laugh zach let out when chris used the word "faggoty" 😂😂😂😂

[@dante_woo]

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[@GoyBenius_0901]

"Australian diplomacy device" is my new word for Boomerang.

[@stuffguy44]

Whoa Zach as the little turtle man in the thumbnail what a little character.

[@swaaws]

This is such a good series, absolutely beautiful

[@dante_woo]

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[@amby-mo3vk]

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[@daneretsky3843]

hey you missed the secret wolrd.

[@sunkythegnome]

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[@MrYelsew]

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[@poladusbk58]

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[@monarosberg6036]

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[@mariosnipless]

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[@morgancasey]

I really like that Zach says Nostalgia Blast in timing with the animations on screen.

[@rm2kking]

Lol the Bruce Falconer music during the “give me your power” bit is perfect.

[@SniperDiplomat]

"the majority of this seems kinda phoned in." - Lyle, about Mario 3

[@Abdega]

1:02:50 “You had a little bit of a rough patch but it made you stronger” This has been “Life Lessons With Lyle”

[@toinejaktheonly6082]

Is god dead in the mario universe? Black Sabbath's "God is Dead?" starts playing

[@bumbo3499]

shutup you dink

[@toinejaktheonly6082]

bumbo whoa we have an aggressor over here

[@metalheadeli]

Sabbath rules

[@michaelheskett3119]

18:39 zach does his best impression of a tie fighter

[@piratemaxine]

So I live in Wisconsin and when he said you need to harvest your parents souls even if it's 4am in Wisconsin and I looked at the clock and it was 3:45, for a split moment I was horrified

[@moosesues8887]

I’m the only black dude inWisconsin

[@jimbo80982]

Mentally hearing wawawuwu noise as he jumps, such an iconic noise.

[@mybigwillie6153]

I still love the Australian Diplomacy Device bit, it always makes me laugh

[@alexanderkovacs5314]

1:20:00 tagging for myself for later when I want to see wholesome fan made content.

[@teehee5749]

41:43 Sounds like a familiar channel with two men who do this as their content, but I wonder *who?*

[@habuhomeboy]

Two extremely unfunny fellows, I believe their names were Schame Schrumps?

[@cuppahotnoodles]

Those boys Danny and Arnold perhaps?

[@junkeyz]

@@cuppahotnoodles No I think it's Dylan and Alex

[@c-gcoconutgun2577]

@@junkeyz I must inform you that the names of those unfunny lads are in fact Desmond and Austin

[@tacothedank]

It's Dornpickle and Activision

[@Galahad_Du_Lac]

This play through has some of the best stroke inducing moments out of any of them.

[@Aerosmith1999-j6h]

You're right. It's about as raw as a microwaved hotdog down there.

[@crocket2739]

“You changed the timeline” always makes me chuckle for some reason, he really could have said nothing and it would have been ok 😂

[@ThatGirlYouForgot]

Whatever you say, Dink

[@islandboy9381]

Game theory: Mario has a stomping fetish

[@raddarat8471]

Game theory: Island boy isn't an actual island

[@poryphoria6218]

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[@iHawke]

he steps on the goombas balls with high heels

[@notinspectorgadget]

go go game theory: *don't boil grandma's milk*

[@spencermoore7543]

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[@MrStevenMagnet]

I can't get over the lyric "I can show you my sneeze."

[@ThatGirlYouForgot]

*sigh* Of course a dink like you would say that.

[@guaceldono7231]

It’s nothing

[@MrShoeShine7]

36:43 that is an epic gamer moment

[@HumansFreshlyBorn]

I think this is the best Zack/Lyle series

[@edwinsolis5710]

“No McSlime in the history of Slimeville has ever amounted to anything!” I love Zach.

[@samuelmartens9390]

35:25 Lyle is punching the air rn for not believing

[@wvnderbread]

The ads cut off some jokes at the perfect time its fucking hilarious

[@PatienceKiss]

them breaking lyle with the simpsons embargo is such a funny moment. he's so uncomfortable in the early eps and they just razz the heck out of him until he snaps. i bet the uncut copies are pure gems.

[@F_Name]

42:28 When it’s 4am and you’re in Wisconsin.

[@ShinGidora]

There are so many good quotes in this video like “... I’m gonna stop talking now”

[@johnathonjohnston1598]

I literally quote that 5 times every day

[@ShinGidora]

Johnathon Johnston I did it I did it I uh.. I did it

[@GemmaBee14]

At 34:27 Chris unknowingly makes a perfect Sans noise

[@byHexted]

Lyle actually got furious when Zach said he often does things for the lols

[@badenialshreebley91]

15:30 for anyone wondering those sound bites are from an arcade game called metal slug and you should go play those games now

[@charliekateridge8718]

19:35 Lyrics from the heart 🥺

[@dante_woo]

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[@robt2320]

This is my undisputed favorite OneyPlays series

[@ShinGidora]

“Ah nostalgia blast”

[@carterbutler2535]

15:40 the sounds that chris added during the bossfight were a nice touch

[@Kevbo2040]

"Once I did weed, and I uh, I thought of the funniest idea for a cartoon EVER." Now we know how Smiling Friends was born, I guess.

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

Zach screams like an anime boi who lost his papa.

[@felixgutierrez993]

I AM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE I AM NOT AFRAIDA!!!

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

I’M NOT SCARED OF YOU!!!

[@felixgutierrez993]

@@TheChildofAuraReborn STAAAPPPPP!!!

[@sadam-kd5ug]

I'M A HUMAN I'M A HUMAN

[@drewgorey5900]

I got a celery stick in one hand and a tall glass of OJ in the other, I did it!

[@dante_woo]

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[@owenwilson5271]

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[@BanilyaGorilya]

Does anyone think Oney will play Death Stranding? I really want to see Oney play it with Jeff and Cory because Jeff likes Kojima games and Cory likes to annoy Jeff.

[@supertaoman12]

Chris's patience is as long as a 10 centimeter piece of shit, he will 100% hate Death Stranding

[@poster66]

he would never finish the game

[@jaidcortez5210]

Jimbly it didnt sound like complaining to me, he kinda does have a short attention span

[@MikeAruba69]

He doesn't like cinematic games like The Last of Us, Uncharted, Days Gone, SpiderMan, God of War (2019), etc. He finds them boring! He prefers games that feels too 'arcade-y".

[@kermitingcrime6489]

@@MikeAruba69 Says Days Gone is a cinematic game

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

Their Back to the Future bit is one of their best bits ever I think. They should really joke about those movies more often.

[@ilikzim]

1:09:17 used to be clipped and i need that video again, hands down the best scream of literal all time, not just Oneyplays, not just youtube, like literally any scream thats ever happened

[@TheNavypenguin]

I love these complete series. Soon as I see Zach n tomar, I instantly know I'm in for a good time. Thanks for the laughs!

[@3clipse314]

Mr poopy tampon not tomar but ok

[@SPLARKK]

what about lyle :(

[@SPLARKK]

@@atomdecay the fact that you said tomar san makes me distrustful but i believe you. thank you for clearing that up for me 🙏

[@ElazarY]

This may be the funniest oney plays series

[@PillsburySoyboy]

1:07:14 "It's good"

[@PillsburySoyboy]

1:23:07 I can show you my sneeze!

[@JennyHugg]

Zacks little “woooh.” When Chris said “they are the slaves of Egypt.” Is all my friends reacting to my awful jokes

[@skunk.mp4]

9:32 oh my god lyle's laugh goes perfectly in tune with chris' song lol

[@XxWolfcastlexX]

3:03 Ladies and gentlemen, Lyle just accidentally became MovieBob

[@DimwitDangerous]

There better be super Mario world with Zach and Lyle soon... that's a threat chris...

[@metroidcum]

They already did it, with Lyle even

[@Chris_money]

18:32 I think Lyle is thinking of the “Fever The Ghost - Source” music video animated by Felix Colgrave

[@mclovemoffin5977]

I get 2 up every time I hear Zach screech with his beautiful angelic voice.

[@Funnyshark-b4z]

27:59 Chris predicted skibidi toilet

[@name8895]

I was curious so I went to r/creepy to see what's up and literally the first post was of Cthulhu lmao

[@somaletak380]

1:09:18 is one of my favourite Zach screams

[@ChristianTheChicken]

Everything in this let's play is perfect.

[@MetalShadowX]

Funny thing, while I loved playing this game as a kid, I grew up primarily with the All-Stars version compared to the first two games

[@bigchef608]

1:09:19 you’ll thank me later

[@vincentibarra5686]

Thank you in a later time period from this moment

[@jaredgerdts]

Thank

[@zubzero304050]

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[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

1:08:04 Tomar was a fantastic guest star on the Simpsons.