Oneyplays Compilation: Monkeys/Apes

[@samstarium8606]

“i put monkey sounds in everything i do and ruin everything. my name’s chris.”

[@comixproviderftw_02]

"Wow. That one cuts you deep actually."

[@goatmagnum]

"Those bags are kind of hard to open sometiiiiimes. You wouldn't know because you hate ahhnimaals."

[@Angels510]

Most Traumatising Moments in Chris' Life: 1. Getting corrected that it's chromatic ABERRATION instead of abrasion. 2. The moment Jeff said this.

[@DigitalVomitTV]

Jaime 3. his minecraft techno music adventure

[@kyles.8332]

goatmagnum “I bought a 4K TV to watch Russians falling off of roofs and other cringe videos. My name’s *CHRISSSSS* “

[@onion1780]

What really gets me about his monkey obsession is that he knows so many actual monkey facts.

[@onion1780]

Chimp Physics is a respectable field of study

[@matiaq2629]

@@onion1780 Almost as respectable as pig physics

[@notinspectorgadget]

Monkey Corks

[@maximillionpegasus5160]

And how frequently co-hosts will talk about Monkey's and then accidentally name an Ape and Chris immediately corrects them. They never learn

[@arturdmorgan6418]

@@matiaq2629 PIG PHYSICS, BOI

[@db47studios48]

"My uncle was an apeist." "What does that mean, Chris?" "He forcibly aped people. He turned them into apes."

[@ultraspinalki11]

He dipped his crinkly finger in mud.

[@Raidoven]

i had to stop the video at that point coz i was laughing too hard hahahaha

[@cream9905]

He went to the church of apeism, he was a preist, worshipping the monkey planet

[@XrandommonX]

Thanks for the timestamp

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

@@cream9905 some call it the planet of the apes...

[@thechocolateshoefiles9259]

Chris's plethora of monkey knowledge and Zach's autism-grade memory of political history keep me convinced they're actually geniuses who just have crazy senses of humour

[@leepicbaconman1553]

The Chocolate Shoe Files humor and intelligence don’t really reflect each other well. So I wouldn’t assume someone is not intelligent because they have a weird sense of humor.

[@thehanukkandor590]

@@leepicbaconman1553 no you

[@danieltukua4527]

@@leepicbaconman1553 Well, smarter people have been known to have a darker sense of humor

[@MeadowManiacal]

If a fish is judged by its ability to ride a unicycle, it'll think it's an idiot for life. Monkeys are the water to chris' goldfish brain.

[@MeadowManiacal]

If a fish is judged by its ability to ride a unicycle, it'll think it's an idiot for life. Monkeys are the water to chris' goldfish brain.

[@mysticboarder1921]

Zach needs to make the “kids ripping apart the monkey” bit as a part of his new happy friends cartoon

[@MikeyLikey95]

I would be so unbelievably happy.

[@xavior4real]

smiling friends would benefit from that lol

[@snovvfox]

Was just thinking this

[@StarmenRock]

Id just love to watch a chimp fighting 100 kids to the death.

[@gamejuice6828]

I couldn’t find the cideo

[@janberkemeier7406]

"Chris?" "Hmmm?" "Why they shoot it (a plane full of chimps) down?" "Because one of the chimps was making serious threats." "To who?" "Girls online."

[@rafaelcerdeira5883]

It caught me way off guard. I threw up

[@tomburrows4007]

What if there was a game where you play a chimpanzee going on a rampage after being denied bananas?

[@aqualitymagentachickenmask3298]

24:07 is the sound xenomorphs make when they're killed

[@cheetoschrist5685]

Zachs most majestic screech

[@nathanielhamer7699]

Predator plasma caster: *VERCHOO* *BOOM* Xeno: 24:07

[@stripe1919ify]

this fucking comment made me fucking wake up my fucking neighbors from laughing holy shit

[@doctor_wise8770]

24:07 Banshees be like

[@tomburrows4007]

Xenomorph: I'm really an elephant.

[@IamAJoe]

The dubstep monkey edit still gets me every time.

[@KoldPhaze]

The screaming dubstep chimp invasion of 2050

[@notinspectorgadget]

10:30 raccooncopter

[@kyero8724]

Money Chris screaming at the Jet gets me hard

[@shadymp1905]

9:58 alinity?

[@minoru8391]

That's just Chris laughing

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Chris and his endless amount of Monkey knowledge.

[@orangeman3220]

Monkeyologist

[@RacingSnails64]

everytime he eats a banana, he learns a new fact

[@MysteriousAntagonist]

2:07 Julian: ''What if the monkey was on your back, Chris?'' Chris: ''It happened to me in New York.''

[@MrDanno]

As a New Yorker I can confirm this happens annually

[@brianeagan8628]

@@MrDanno how meny monkey get on your back?

[@Crim_5009]

Brian Eagan about four which each fall off one by one every hour

[@revolution_is_my_name8981]

melon

[@jsega9393]

You know what video is that?

[@maximillionpegasus5160]

8:28 - this never fails to make me laugh until I'm out of breath, Julian's realisation timing is so flawless and Chris's "No" so defensive

[@TheKingOfSucc]

I love that Zach made the party chimp bit an actual part of the show AND IT WORKS

[@hydroblue7365]

11:28 Chris: I dunno why you are giving me these hell scenarios Also Chris: *what would you do if Robby Rotten doxed you*

[@makaylabachmeier-evans8043]

Oh my god your right

[@greenmanatee3368]

When I say go get ready to dox

[@makaylabachmeier-evans8043]

NOT LIKE THAT!!

[@greenmanatee3368]

DOX HIM!!! NOT ME!!!!

[@jackmclean4120]

LOOK AT THIS ADDRESS THAT I JUST FOUND

[@beni6216]

Zachs idea of kids pulling apart a monkey sounds like something I would see on clickhole

[@BumbusTheGoblin]

I love that people still use that picture of Alex. ❤️

[@offchristianamr]

Inspiring: This mom brought a monkey to a birthday party and the children responded by ripping it to pieces and eating it

[@tylersummers725]

Well, boy howdy! do I ever have a hit Adult Swim that... uhhh- you're gonna wanna see

[@freevasefreevason2530]

2:45 the holy origin of blackface demon for all good pilgrims concerned

[@BanilyaGorilya]

19:23 I had to have my friend who was driving pull over because we were laughing so hard we couldn’t see the road through our tears.

[@huersmininuke7]

When oney talks about monkeys it kind of reminds me of hagrid from Harry Potter and how he idolizes dragons and hippogriffs and stuff. He loves them but has utmost respect for their power

[@KitKat_293]

And like innocently underestimates their danger out if idealism. The chimp would be grateful if you saved him from the swamp

[@PALACIO254]

​@@KitKat_293he'd rip his face off and present it to you as a gift

[@KitKat_293]

@@PALACIO254 if a chimp presented me chris o'neil's face as a gift i would be very upset but also mystified and curious, why me? letting down my guard the chimp unfortunately steals my face as well

[@Profile__1]

1:16 it's funny how similar Chris and Veronica are. Like with how they talk, and even how they bound off of each other's jokes.

[@rinakitty9283]

I wish they would produce a child and name it Puhskintio

[@McNuuuuggggiiiieeeessss]

Uh oh

[@Profile__1]

​@@McNuuuuggggiiiieeeessss oh boy...

[@fragrantrice]

​@@Profile__1oh no...

[@trajanfidelis]

“We have to get these monkeys off the streets.”-Joshua “proud cat dad” Tomar

[@AtomicFlounder42]

11:25 "I dont know why you're giving me all these hell scenarios" -Chris O'Neil, famous for giving hell scenarios to his friends

[@HyperfixationWizard]

I don't know why the image of a monkey running around time square, with a speaker attached to it's chest blasting dubstep and screaming bloody murder, causing havoc and chaos made me laugh so hard I nearly died but it did.

[@masonmorrison1141]

The mental image of a gang of chimps running around the country side slapping stray dogs to death with chains never fails to send me into hysterics.

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

Then the thought of them going around stealing people's oatmeal gives you quite a fright.

[@alfiegordon9013]

Boy george

[@liamball4643]

Whilst blasting dubstep from their chests?

[@johngobble]

14:42 I want this to actually be a game

[@Shpooptypants13]

This is like reverse phasmophobia but with monkeys

[@makaylabachmeier-evans8043]

I want the monkey game so bad

[@ejake_ulate]

why are there no triple A monky games

[@GEEKFREAK02]

26:15 is so underrated and i love it

[@Tizzer169]

The fact that theres almost 30 minutes of monkey related content that been put into a compilation by a viewer is exactly why i love oneyplays 😂

[@graydoughnut3848]

Ha ha butt

[@ivansimonov6076]

AYO THAT PFP 🤨📸

[@aruce9]

i am so glad that the monkey getting pulled apart got reused in smiling friends.

[@Nazareadain]

"We need to get these monkeys off our streets!" Is 100% my favourite, actually real Tomar quote.

[@CheeseYourself]

the reason apes come up so often is cause "OneyPlays" is a codename for a government science project where they take ape brains and put them into human bodies

[@dampowl]

"They put me in a nice ho- oh, this is racist."

[@zcarp8642]

I walk with purpose.

[@nathanielhamer7699]

When ceasar says "NO!!!" the other apes: 0:54 7:15

[@rustingflamberge]

monkey intro is so good

[@ErebusTheDragonn]

The fact that there’s an almost half an hour long video of Oneyplays referencing monkeys is so fucking weird and I love it

[@SomeSkyrimFan]

Apart from Smiling Friends, this video as my first exposure to anything OneyPlays. Thank you, Hebble.

[@roadkill5727]

This video is so much longer than I expected it to be they really like monkeys

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

This compilation shows how absolutely autistic we are, as a fanbase.

[@ebinecksdee9872]

Yeah, oneyplays has probably the most autistic fanbase

[@Operation_Bagel]

“Warning, a small percent of our fans are autistic”

[@islandboy9381]

*artistic

[@thomascholowsky1236]

@@Operation_Bagel I'm that small percent.

[@shaynehughes6645]

When Oneyplays talks about monkeys it makes me 0:40

[@kiasmidt7678]

Mad respect for not only linking the source videos but including the time stamps as well.

[@nicknad9165]

Chris pronouncing quark as "cork" is a reference to the fact that he's Irish and has some residual accent, such as the Irish pronunciation of the word quay as "kay" or "key"

[@alfiegordon9013]

Nope

[@massimom2542]

What, do you Yanks say it 'cway'?

[@nicknad9165]

Well we call it a dock, but the first time I saw quay in writing I started saying "cway"

[@tahutoa]

@@nicknad9165 i regret to inform you that it is pronounced "key"

[@nicknad9165]

@@tahutoa did you read my original comment?

[@zaviersyed8483]

2:57 and this was later adapted in Smiling Friends

[@fragrantrice]

Is that blackface?!?!

[@samthesnail2919]

7:10 find the subtle scream

[@phantompop3192]

I like when they use gorilla sounds to censor stuff. Makes it 1000x funnier.

[@Ritsu362]

Julian : "Chris, why do you eat so many bananas? oooohh, cuz monke"

[@Cameron-M]

This video is bananas! Haha! Really though I hope you gamers are doing well.

[@desotowright]

I live just down the street from a restaurant called The Blue Monkey in Memphis so this really speaks to me.

[@daltonbecker4494]

Is it any good?

[@desotowright]

@@daltonbecker4494 Damn right it is.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Its bizarre how much legitimate knowledge Chris has about monkeys and apes...

[@butterdogestarwars6709]

22:11 This part is making me laugh so hard I’m crying

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

Bless you, child. You have brought us something truly autistic this day.

[@Zlarel]

I like how Chris' obsession with chimps is unrelated to his obsession with bananas. Allegedly

[@ponderous_tomes]

I remember in one video he said he had a huge crush on Jane from Tarzan as a kid... Just food for thought

[@RacingSnails64]

She's a babe, can't blame him

[@lostgirlcrafter1545]

She's also the only female in Disney to be fascinated by gorillas and makes the noises repeatedly that's so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@marcopivetta7796]

Juluian saying "i am a monkey" is so funny i die.

[@LantisSakuru]

"You could have prevented this, Koko!"

[@janberkemeier7406]

Watching this right after a Jane Goodall documentary is an experience I'd recommend

[@HereticFox]

I feel like something I can't wrap my head around is the lack of ability for the OneyPlays gang to pick up on context clues most times; 'did you mean quarks? you said corks' and the infamous 'little hitler clone' being some examples. In both cases it seems pretty damn straightforward to know what they mean/whats being talked about, but somehow it turns into a different discussion because apparently the other party didn't understand. It makes me honestly wonder if it's a bit of theirs to force misunderstandings, or if sometimes they are just kind of dense. I love em all anyway, though.

[@tokyoknights]

I think my company has audio of me singing the song of storms as a monkey now.

[@AKA-KOSINSKI]

The fact that there’s 27 minutes of chimp sounds on this channel both scares and impresses me

[@scout1233]

7:33 The Song of Storms monkeys kill me everytime

[@someguy779]

17:02 “oh this is racist”

[@JetStream_Mann]

2:46 woah Luigi what are you doing to that maid

[@retroeffinbot]

I honestly need more of this!! MORE MONKEYPLAYS!!

[@tahutoa]

26:20 that didn't become scary until his voice shifted into falsetto and the pitch started going down, like an Air Raid siren.

[@chom6096]

17:58 I hate it when pornos try to have a story

[@mouserat2545]

8:36 in case anybody wants to clip that

[@notinspectorgadget]

2:45 that ghost sounds like it's in a Bible Black OVA

[@PigMan161]

Who’s out here eating dinner Who’s toes are those?!

[@MinervianGames]

Harry Pig Orr Sugreeba- is it dinner time?

[@crisptomato9495]

Who’s that great ape?

[@royalheap4846]

when were you when you found out that the guy recording that vid was one of the tiger king dudes

[@SlavTiger]

Zach not giving monkeys enough credit on their intelligence

[@ShwintyKat]

Dreams DO come true!!

[@mcgiver1327]

The fact that this is almost 30 minutes is hilarious

[@iknwubettr444]

settin da reminder on dis one frfr

[@shortsrus]

if u put a monkey in front of a computer, eventually it'll write skrillex music

[@LeatherHobo]

This compilation had me laughing so hard I sounded like a Gibbon

[@whynotll83]

26:35 Apparently he was in an early version of the movie script and the game was made during the making of the movie.

[@oom5768]

its really great that we have a compilation of that

[@ShopeeMarketteam]

its great that there was 27minutes of chimp/ape related content, maybe a little bit more out there that you missed

[@kingtonsiljockey528]

I've been watching gibbons lately, such wonderful creatures 😂

[@gwynthehunter]

5:00 Oye I Laugh

[@newtrog.367]

Nobody: Tomar: "we've got to get these monkeys off our streets"

[@GoyBenius_0901]

1:35 that one didn't age quite so well.

[@darkpuppetlordful]

This makes me wonder if Chris and crew know about that ancestors game

[@freak6988]

He probably did, but knowing chris he would fucking hate it since it was a bit complicated

[@darkpuppetlordful]

@@freak6988 yeah which makes me very sad. It's a clunky game but best for monke.

[@freak6988]

@@darkpuppetlordful yeah, I was hoping they would have at least had one episode of it, but oh well.

[@aayushbhandari4387]

Literally EVERY single video has some reference to monkeys.

[@gorgondork]

This is good to listen to while my family is asleep

[@CrocodileCousin]

2:47 sounds like Gir screaming in the background.

[@Themasterjtg]

21:33 This forsaken noise has been stuck in my head for so long after I heard it, OO EHHH, EHHH, see he likes to have fun with it

[@lorengarms9836]

Cory's bee gorilla has made me laugh harder than anything else ever

[@901GRIMKILLA]

0:39 this partmade me laugh nonstop 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tahutoa]

That thing they reference in Ape Escape and Silent Hill 4 is spelled as Enthiran, apparently. Even though Chris always says Enderon.

[@DVDRAR]

i love monkeys, thats why i love a lot of chris' humor

[@nehehehgraylois]

10:25 based reference

[@erinott1892]

Hearing Arin with them was nostalgic

[@sethr.c1065]

Still waiting for children consuming a live chimp with ranch in 30 seconds.

[@TheCuboneCowboy]

Zach references it in Smiling Friends

[@somecallmesean_]

@@TheCuboneCowboy whoa is that fucking black face dude

[@theslowestpizza6762]

Chimp time

[@ragemutt5372]

Chris and Veronica are just Mickey & Minnie Mousin' it and its fuckin hilarious. I wonder if they were already soulmates or if they twisted eachother into the chaos chimps they are now

[@danteaguilar4284]

This made me really like monkeys

[@halo4176]

Zach and his goblin voice complete my life...

[@vphhotos]

Best comp yet

[@dannybrezelhorner2715]

I really want to play a baboon survival game now.

[@TheOrangex88]

Just got done watching “Ride Wife, Life Good”

[@johnnykyr3403]

1:34 shit that became relevant now

[@notanundesirable]

Oney plays chimp moments

[@lizerdspherex]

It doesn't help Chris's laugh is very monkey like.

[@huntercovarrubias6312]

I’ve been waiting for this

[@chu-pay]

Plzzz I want a family guy compilation

[@kyles.8332]

“Petah, I can’t believe Freddy Freaker is in our living room!”

[@chu-pay]

Kyle S. Holy FUCK

[@numbersbubble]

Ueeeeeeeeehhh uuuuuueeeeeeeeee

[@vlackrock]

That would be freaking sweet lois, remember the time when oney talk about family guy in oneyplays?

[@chu-pay]

­ ­ nah I remember mr Peterschmit