BEST OF BRAINDEAD MOMENTS

[@yupthisisandy]

It’s borderline cruel when they make Adam read

[@tylervain9068]

It hurts us more than it hurts him.

[@borbleborb4586]

700th like

[@1bum]

but the funni…

[@baconArchitect]

don't worry, they give him treats

[@WithoutForm911]

Undergnome

[@konrad6688]

I like how Adam constantly sound like he’s on the verge of passing out

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

All the vaping has bruised his lungs

[@konrad6688]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 all the vaping bruised his brain

[@Owen-zm6sq]

His brain isnt getting enough oxygen

[@oliverholm3973]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 And his frontal lobe

[@banditkeef3864]

My son is high 24/7

[@paddythelegend1671]

With Cory and Adam on this channel it's a miracle this compilation isn't 9 hours long

[@lavbubl]

its the opposite of a miracle

[@PeepingSam]

That's so mean lmao

[@alphalax7747]

@@lavbubl sin?

[@love4jmt]

@@PeepingSam🐸, do you like this emoji? I do

[@funkymonkey2k425]

cory and adam on suicide watch

[@PatienceKiss]

18:20 The way Adam laughs at the first three puns while chris is appalled, then chris laughs at the stopsign joke while Adam can't even register the humor is poetic.

[@31luckispucki10]

The little "I love you Adam" after that makes it even funnier in my opinion.

[@zaccwiggins]

It’s perfect comedy how Adam actually laughs at the intentionally bad jokes, but doesn’t get the actually witty joke

[@Th4t_W33B]

Someone pls explain the stop sign joke I feel like fool

[@zaccwiggins]

@@Th4t_W33B Sans says “when fighting, think about blue stop signs” but the text it highlighted in yellow instead of blue.

[@florbo1576]

​@@zaccwigginsInbreeding

[@Subpar1O1]

Cory being confused why the Irish Potato Famine happened because "there's ground everywhere" is one of the funniest things on this channel

[@fartquaviasdingle7876]

The worst part is I'm no better than Cory I actually don't know how a famine happens is the ground or water just yucky sometimes? Idk doesn't matter

[@Subpar1O1]

@@fartquaviasdingle7876 the tldr version is that Ireland was so poor back then that there was next to no livestock for food, so they relied on potatoes as their one and only food source. The Famine started when a disease that was called the Potato Blight got into the soil and would make any potatoes it touched straight up inedible. Since their food source went kaput a lot of people died and Ireland's population nearly halved. Cory isn't wrong in a weird way, it's not that the Irish then couldn't grow potatoes, it's just that the ground was in a state where it couldn't grow anything

[@blunderbuss1395]

@@Subpar1O1 i think the worst part is tomar saying like "the world learned an important lesson not to rely on a single crop" like the irish had much choice lol

[@aguacatedealer]

@@blunderbuss1395 also didn't the troubles have something to do with it? as in britain purposefully sabotaging their food supply

[@blunderbuss1395]

@@aguacatedealer i think so?

[@absolutezerochill2700]

How odd... I swear Adam has been on the show for longer than 37 minutes.

[@t.b.cont.]

His presence is timeless

[@jkid3525]

@@absolutezerochill2700 what the fuck are u trying to communicate

[@hbaggg]

cory, too

[@WanderingChin]

L Mmlo😅😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅

[@eddiebendigo7317]

37 minutes too long

[@nikobutterbar928]

“That’s like calling a kettle black” is such a great Cory moment

[@projectonyx6491]

i didn't even notice he said that. I just heard "calling the kettle black" and knew what he was talking about. Gotta love Coeryisms

[@wajihbec1087]

As a person.

[@Drock1467]

Its how he already considers himself the Pot. The one thing they’re all on the same page about

[@hypno5690]

There's a moment in the Sims where Cory says "Have them fight to the bath." clearly trying to say "fight to the death" and Tomar just says "....bath?" and nobody addresses it. What a waterbrained specimen

[@PissBoys]

It ranks right up there with ‘mother bearing hips’.

[@squidge477]

Lyle's genuine "what?" when Adam was talking about Naruto killed me.

[@hotlinetech151]

Same lmao

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I like how his description of why alien ware sucks is because they can’t survive being destroyed

[@orangy57]

then again those laptops do look like theyd be built like tanks

[@ThoughtShift]

It's sucks because I threw it down the stairs

[@donet0death240]

@@orangy57the best part is it wasn’t even a laptop

[@vhs1894]

Big hole came out of it 😔

[@jatinmarcob2128]

​@donet0death240 Wait, seriously? Holy shit that makes it 10x funnier than it already was

[@ExaltedUriel]

Adam describing parkour as "a mix of running away and acrobat" is actually genius.

[@CheenoWeigh]

It’s a simple description from a simple man.

[@DexterousRed]

I mean.. he’s not wrong, though.

[@CheenoWeigh]

Right and water is wet.

[@CheenoWeigh]

““You're right” is emphatic and unambiguous, whereas “You're not wrong” (or “you wouldn't be wrong”) has a flavor of the conditional about it, though it means essentially the same thing.”

[@DexterousRed]

@@CheenoWeigh You’re not wrong

[@Rainbonana]

I love how easily entertained Adam gets by Sans' stupid puns

[@dylanberger8701]

hearing the cogs grinding as his single lingual neuron processes the joke is a gift.

[@owainraysor5108]

The monkey with cymbals clicking to life so he can process the information and say “I get it!!!”

[@crackedemerald4930]

@@dylanberger8701 his brain is underclocked at 50% speed

[@powertheimmortal]

he was born to voice toriel and fall in love with a skeleton.

[@lucasnadamas9317]

@@crackedemerald4930 More like overclocked at 5%

[@drvincemd]

You can't convince me that Adam isn't stoned out of his gourd 24/7

[@Ethan-fb3yb]

When I want to drink, Adam levels of cognition is the goal

[@MistaBrandoVA]

Cory referring to Big Ben as the Uncle Ben Towers never ceases to make me laugh like a maniac

[@deadlikedisco4726]

Every time the bell tolls, a single grain of rice is released into the tower. Soon it will be filled and Uncle Ben will have had his revenge on us all.

[@blunderbuss1395]

ben drowned tower

[@theschnozzola8994]

​@@deadlikedisco4726 thats like an evil sandtimer

[@HankGreenburg]

The "forgetting about the holocaust" bit is one of my favorite bits on this channel followed by "how do you have a famine you have ground everywhere"

[@YuasBirds]

Cory forgetting about WWII and not understanding how a great famine happens is easily one of the funniest things to happen this year

[@Preacherjonson]

Tomar trying to explain the concept of famine whilst everyone else is losing it was a beautiful moment.

[@mspaint93]

That whole bit makes me tremble everytime I see it I'm laughing so hard. Like listening to man talk about history but he was in a coma from the age of 7-20

[@InsidePhil]

How long until he forgets about 9/11

[@nobafan7515]

Mine was when Adam got so high he let himself get ripped off and then got angry at the guy and didn't take accountability for his irresponsibility.

[@lowhp_comic]

"BEST OF CORY BEING CRAZY" is basically the extended cut to this video

[@Charles-yu7sr]

The unoficial best of Adam and Cory duo

[@omnio2043]

frrr

[@SwissSauce]

I love how Adam, after attempting multiple different “narrarator voices” eventually just defaults back to his normal voice and acts like it’s a new one

[@maskychain816]

One reason I love Adam is because like 90% of the stuff he says about himself willingly and completely unprompted you couldn't beat out of most people

[@Boofinator681]

I loved hearing the story of the Alienware computer. “I got an Alienware computer but they suck.” “Why? What happened to it?” “I dropped it down the stairs”

[@Sithedd]

HAHAHAHA YEAH!

[@Neon_SilverFox]

Zach: "You plugged it in, you used it.....then you unplugged it, you were so excited that you had it, you jumped up and down." Lyle: "You unscrewed the DVI Cables, pulled it out." Zach: "and then jumped in excitement and threw it." Probably the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

[@aniquinstark4347]

A big hole came out of it

[@pickedceasar1216]

@@Neon_SilverFox the best part is is that he didn't deny any if that so I assume it's true

[@cringeybydefault4151]

I was at work listening to this and it was so hard not to burst out laughing at that part

[@FROEZOEN]

Surprised this isn't just 6 hours of Cory trying to talk about porn

[@Guts_Brando]

Coconut oil

[@lowhp_comic]

Or magically mispronouncing words so bad it becomes its own word. Still remember their Sonic Heroes chat about getting him to talk to a hot girl at the bar and he's like _"I WOLL PROTEND DO BE A MOUTDBREAVER"_

[@LeGabrielMan]

Warm sticky yogurt

[@shplorf1977]

You're forgetting about anything Adam says

[@nearlyrighteouslad3213]

Or most anything with Adam in it

[@SailorLen_]

Adam casually shares information that the CIA couldn't get out of me if they waterboarded me

[@fajile5109]

Omg those poor pillows.

[@misteraxeman2680]

​@@fajile5109Lucky pillows 😏

[@ImNotFine44]

I cant believe he just randomly brought up that pillow story

[@isdel9474]

Cory’s translation bit was on the cusp of being one of the greatest bits on the show, had Chris and Zach picked up what Cory was doing

[@orangeman3220]

Their hubris INFLATED their heads

[@orangy57]

I love how it's the same thing that Zach talked about on sleepycast where he said that he'd be able to say "can I sharpen a pencil" if he was kidnapped by germans yet he doesn't even pick up on the joke

[@crackedemerald4930]

@@orangy57 holy fuck that makes Corey somehow smarter and stupidet

[@sportsnerd100]

Except cory ruined the bit

[@turkeygod6665]

Maybe, but I don't really see where they'd go with that honestly

[@halbery]

we can’t gloss over adam saying “aye matey” in response to him being told he’s from ireland

[@ImNotFine44]

Are we going to gloss over adam randomly telling the entire internet how he used to fuck pillows as a kid?

[@rowleyryan9025]

There hasn’t been enough time to finish it but I’m guessing it’s mostly Adam drooling on his bib

[@beaverbudd2404]

you were correct

[@KommSusserTodFreak]

this is the best comment on this video i keep thinking about it

[@rowleyryan9025]

@@KommSusserTodFreak thanks bro

[@EverydayMonk]

"Was he making a joke?" 19:33. I love Adam.

[@mattyice2099]

" I luv you too buddy"

[@IAmCipeRamo]

Cory: “How do you have a famine if you have a ground everywhere” i’m fucking coughing i need to watch the civilization gameplay if it has moments like these

[@Marcoodo]

W series

[@jackiebicboichan1674]

Wait till you hear Chris and Zach teach Tomar about the Lord of the Rings.

[@TheAndrewj96]

@@jackiebicboichan1674 “What is big, veiny, and between my legs?” “That would be your extended finger!”

[@torchcato4625]

@@jackiebicboichan1674 “gandalf is a type of gollum” always makes me fucking lose my shit

[@xSmuggen]

We thought Cory was the ceiling on this thing but Adam rolled up and exposed us to the sky

[@maverickbmp]

This is a beautiful description. Thank you

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

"How do you have a famine? you have a...uhh, ground everywhere." Probably my favorite Cory moment

[@IAmTheDoctor00]

I fucking love Adam. His cadence and honesty is super endearing. Cracks me the fuck up.

[@sweetpepino1907]

"How do you have a famine when you have a ground everywhere?" is an ALL TIMER

[@skulibaumgardner242]

Good thing Adam’s here to bring some neurodiversity to the show

[@ZikkityZakOTA]

Cory laughing hysterically at the baby is the best thing I've heard this compilation

[@davidgarcia0604]

So glad you guys finally made a best of Adam

[@thengyyy4062]

That exists

[@ImNotFine44]

@@thengyyy4062no shit, we’re watching it

[@BladedStrider]

22:48 I'm pretty sure Adam meant to say Miyamoto which is even worse because he was thinking that the guy that created Mario also probably created Castle in the sky. Certified Adam moment.

[@alfiegordon9013]

The fact his brain managed Quasimodo > Miyamoto > Miyazaki genuinely stuns me every time

[@FREVQUEBEATS]

adam really feels like manufactured stupid like it’s almost inconceivable that someone actually functions the ways he does

[@raine0000]

I think so, it seems feigned

[@xythrr]

I wish I was him

[@rustyy674]

How is this not a compilation of every episode on this channel

[@mcoupe69]

Because not every episode has Adam

[@monumentalsin3552]

That's pretty much been all the comps. You know how many times "18 things of coffee" is in comps. Plus whatever off shelf comp other people put together

[@xythrr]

​@@monumentalsin3552 And I will NEVER get tired of consuming the slop

[@SevenAsses]

Cory losing his shit over yellow baby getting peltered with food is my favorite.

[@brickowls7886]

my braindead moment was subscribing to the channel

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

That was your brainblast moment

[@groovetomanny]

:o

[@megaultradamn]

@@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate Braincell momento

[@aidanayers2093]

More like a no-brainer

[@GabAssbreaker]

My IQ dropped like 100 points just by hearing Cory not getting the grasp of how improv. works. srsly that shit was painful (yet hilarious).

[@SilentWindODoom]

The failed roleplay about the interpreter is going to be in every compilation from now on, isn't it? And it deserves to be there every... single... time. Zach's freaked out screaming the bit is dead after years of forcing others to be the frayed-nerved straightman is one of my favorite moments in the channel's history.

[@nicolord-schutze6261]

I think Adam's been holding the orb of confusion for too long

[@samanthaalbanese7441]

I adore how adam is a disproportionate contributor per amount of videos each person is in

[@ethanpayne4116]

Adam's presence makes for instant gold, he's just so much of a wildcard

[@frog42]

The "oh I get it" made that so funny. Adam's genuine reactions are the best

[@BedsheetGhost_]

Adam is literally the most tragic person maybe ever.

[@donnoserg6043]

I remember a time I saw Zach in public, and he dropped down on all fours and attempted to suck my brain out of my nose. Great guy.

[@grinshady0164]

You must be really short

[@donnoserg6043]

@@grinshady0164 he pounced on me to bring me down to his level

[@penis9023]

Typical zach ha hahah

[@grinshady0164]

@@donnoserg6043 Whatever you say Minimoy

[@MrJurgenman]

I want an OnlyPlays Anti-ASMR compilation where it's just clips of them screaming or failing at the game

[@boojersey13]

What do you mean anti ASMR that shit gives me the tinglie tingles

[@daphats56]

Wtf do you mean, just have regular OP episodes playing in your ear then

[@vikingsbball21]

Tomar explaining the Irish potato famine to Cory as if Cory was a child is so surreal to me

[@FloofMother]

It gets better because Tomar was wrong too

[@FALLOUT450]

The boys all share a singular big bulbous braincell connected by their umbilical cords with each other

[@WOLFZLLA]

And Adam and Cory obviously got the knotted end.

[@FALLOUT450]

@@WOLFZLLA Cory knotted his 6 times in a row because he missed the old days

[@snerttt]

that's vile to think about; thanks.

[@FALLOUT450]

@@snerttt you're welcome, snert.

[@KitKat_293]

jeff is their professor utonium he hates what he created but they're still his kids

[@STRONTIumMuffin]

Adan rushing reading is so fucking funny. No one tells him he's being to slow but he rushes every word and fumbles so much and laughs at himself I love it.

[@fiberglassribcage3698]

I never thought it was possible for Cory to look sane, but somehow Adam does it

[@4beamn]

Oney please make a uncontrollable laughter compilation. I love it when everybody is cackling, screaming, just having a funny time

[@randomassbag1992]

That's already a thing, it's called WE LOL

[@4beamn]

@@randomassbag1992 m o r e

[@connorturnburke9083]

"I'm dumb too so that's like calling the kettle black" 🤣

[@fop942]

adam laughing at sans's jokes is actually cute as fuck lmfao

[@bobaorc7839]

"That's the spongebob character" has lived rent-free in my head context free, thank you for reminding me of the context

[@terencecobain]

Corey is Adam's evolution.

[@ScrunkleGoon]

Hey this reminds me of the time Joshua Tomar took an ice cream scooper to my head at a convention in 2019, popped my skull open, and de-brained me in under 10 seconds. What a great time getting up and close with the Oney crew!

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

Jesus Christ, you guys try to hard for likes sometimes I swear. That or you're just trying to get me into a PTSD episode, in which case I'm both annoyed AND terrified.

[@ScrunkleGoon]

@@Crispifordthe3rd515 PTSD? How? Did you get your brain scooped out too or something? We just enjoy telling our encounters with the OneyPlays gang

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

@@ScrunkleGoon mines a bit different, I got my kneecaps shot off while riding a bicycle down the road at age 10. Tomar came over to me and said "I am sorry little one. The Emerald is mine." And grabbed the green candy ring off my finger. Only moments later did he realize his mistake and in anger he shot off my finger and threw the ring in my eye. I'm crippled, partially blind, and am missing a finger. So yeah, PTSD is the right word.

[@ScrunkleGoon]

@@Crispifordthe3rd515 I'm so sorry to hear!! Tomar can get a bit fussy, I've heard. It must've been a full moon that night, you can't blame him. When the blood moon rises, his urge to reunite with his beloved emeralds can turn... violent.

[@xythrr]

​@@Crispifordthe3rd515 That sounds like a tomy momy

[@haydenb4235]

“How do you have a famine? There’s ground everywhere” killed me

[@Nova030]

I think i just fully realized the joke Cory was doing during the translator joke, and its actually pretty funny lmfao The joke is, Chris is speaking the foreign language and fully intending to answer. Cory is a sham translator that got a very important high up job by faking the credentials, and then when asked to do that job, they've only got the "Hi, can you show me the bathroom?" beginners level sentences. "I am from France." "This is my pencil." style translations. Or I'm overthinking it lmao

[@SpykeTheSU]

I kinda thought that but the fact that he struggles to perform the bit properly when it’s plainly explained to him by Chris and Zach kinda calls into question his intentions. But that being said I think you’re correct

[@nightskye5208]

​@@SpykeTheSUyou worded that like its a true crime documentary watching the interrogation lmfao

[@SpykeTheSU]

@@nightskye5208 Thanks I audibly laughed at that. This is a wonderful start to my morning. 😆

[@realnimrod09]

if cory calls someone “empty headed” then you know you’re empty headed LMAOOO

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

"I had an Alienware computer they suck" "What happened" "I dropped it down the stairs" lmao

[@SIMIFU]

If a part 2 ever gets made, you gotta include Cory and Adam in the thumbnail

[@rc9145]

Im surprised Cory and Adam lived past 12

[@weekle123]

Tomar diligently explaining how a famine happens while talking over the rest of them dying always kills me

[@DrFopdoodle]

It’s so nice of the Oney crew to finally give us a best of Adam compilation. He deserves it!

[@morose1434]

I like how the brain dead compilation has a large amount of Adam despite his relative low appearance rate

[@zackv3957]

"Hey guys, Mario. Thanks for seeing you next time." I cant breathe holy shit

[@lucasblanchard47]

The fact that this isn’t a steady livestream until the end of time is pretty incredible.

[@adecenthuman7952]

Lol these compilations are stretching further and further. Can't wait for best of sneezing and best of bathroom breaks.

[@Wanup_Vodka]

Zach takes a bathroom break every episode

[@icy6771]

@@Wanup_Vodka Zach cant help it, He has Violent Diarrhea Fits every hour and the diaper can only hold so much

[@alphalax7747]

Best of breathing when

[@janko1]

best of talking

[@skibblebopper]

Just wait for the "Best Of Best Ofs" vid

[@RespectThePep]

it’s crazy how they found Adam as a drunk hobo outside and after getting him to eat a lit cigarette, the rest was history!

[@TylerHolt-hh5cf]

Adam did it for free, from what I heard. Lyle didn't want anything to do with Adam, in this state, as its canon knowledge that Lyle hates the Homeless. But Chris bleated, started plucking his eyelashes, and holding his breath in defiance.

[@hpfan1816]

Adam dropping his PC down the stairs is the funniest thing ever

[@Coaltergeist]

I fucking love how Adam went from Quasimodo to Miyazaki; maybe he was thinking Miyamoto?

[@Armadill0h]

“Is the girl black or skintone?” Oh Adam.

[@Salami_Snatch]

Adam needs to be a voice actor and only use the first take, it's perfect

[@thatfunkadeus]

"You stand accused of beheading a pregnant woman, why did you do that?" "Would you like to sharpen a pencil?"

[@hunterhuang2500]

Corey and/or Adam are in pretty much every clip

[@WafflesOWNz]

Adam is the most accidentally funny person of all time

[@WplusMouse1]

I love the guy but I bet when Adam is around you hear whistling from his head as the wind passes right thru his ears

[@Waffles4War]

Why isn't this just every oneyplays video connected together 💀

[@Goji938]

The corey translator bit is my favorite moment on this whole channel

[@jacknthat7500]

if cory was my friend i wouldn't tell anyone out of embarrassment

[@crackedemerald4930]

That's so fucking mean lmao

[@hecticscone]

he's like ET. i'd love being his friend but i would be obliged to keep him secret from everyone else

[@AleK0451]

finally the most relatable moments

[@sticktackman]

gotta love how the best of braindead just turns in to the best of Adam

[@phili.9304]

I like how laughing at sans jokes is considered braindead

[@br3akstuff]

It is

[@absolutezerochill2700]

Its because he laughs at the purposely bad jokes and completely misses the clever joke

[@tidusandjecht10]

Adam’s way too funny. I wish I had him around his stories are phenomenal

[@ridgestorey9203]

My favorite thing about Adam’s stories is that they really are just a cold open into something no one could have guessed.

[@obde]

Gotta keep my own timestamps for reference, it's a nightmare finding specific clips when you wanna show someone else 4:02 Guy forgets why world war 2 happened 13:47 Alienware review

[@SkilesHasFun]

"Guy Forgets Why WWII Happened" might be my favorite piece of improv that I ever done witnessed.

[@genericname_]

Cory not understanding the translating bit will probably remain as the most embarrassing thing to happen on this channel

[@TheGroingler]

“As tall er as big as an ant” is still the at the top for me

[@piecrumbs9951]

2 Kirbys?

[@fartquaviasdingle7876]

Chris and Zach didn't understand Cory's bit, that's what made it funny tbh. Cory pulled the rug from under them to the point neither of them actually knew what to do

[@fajile5109]

@@fartquaviasdingle7876 no he thought he was a guy that just learned english but only the few phrases that a foreign class will teach like “i love hamburger” “my name is cory” but they never even implied that at all but he continued to think that was the bit he was suppose to play.

[@fartquaviasdingle7876]

@@fajile5109 Honestly you changed my mind.

[@miked.3673]

19:26 great moment. Thanks for putting this in

[@thecosmickid545]

Adam is like that kid that you would dread getting picked in popcorn reading in elementary school

[@bebop_557]

I feel like Cory and Adam's mere continued existence means this is going to be an ongoing compilation.

[@ElRealGato]

I love Adam, Zach, Tomar, and Cory, personally my favorite quad

[@GamerScottYT]

18:12 how has no one animated this😭

[@swalfire1]

That holocaust part in the civ series had me dead even though it's like the 23rd time watching it

[@donGripo]

I love how Adam constantly sounds like he woke up 20 seconds ago!

[@thengyyy4062]

The best Adam stories always start with "when I was a kid"

[@kbity1]

i mean this affectionately that every moment with adam is a braindead moment

[@androzani]

“What is the Dutch? Is it German?” Actually, it’s half true not gonna lie.

[@RealClassixX]

Adam genuinely laughing at Sans' puns really tells you everything you need to know.

[@johnstevenson5084]

i love tomar calmly explaining the potato famine while chris is loosing his mind

[@guitarmaniac004]

Without watching it, I feel like half this compilation is going to be everyone ripping on Adam.