TITANFALL 2 (Complete Series) - Oney Plays

[@xXFangRideXx]

"you're 17 feet tall......and counting" totally underappreciated glossed over Cory quote

[@K1NGCHV0S]

@Will 21:00

[@TheD736]

@Pink Scissors Media that one kills me! Where is it?

[@Alyrael]

@@TheD736 1:11:06

[@vf1doom497]

For me it's 3:30 "cory, I need you to clean asbestos out of the attic". "Here's a sock to breathe through"

[@r4k00n5]

I dunn get it

[@TimeThing-ex9tc]

Chris got destroyed by the "Dog with a Blog" thing in the same way Zach was with "Indian in the Cupboard".

[@SonovKaos]

What vid was that on that Zach didn't believe indian in a cupboard? Honestly i think he has ptsd from what happened with Herculad.

[@TimeThing-ex9tc]

@@SonovKaos They were playing that "Cosmic Boll" game.

[@kiasmidt7678]

@@SonovKaos twas mildores plume

[@lucyfur8068]

Or Juwanna Mann

[@mikeg4691]

And Maggie speaks

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

this game is actually super fuckin good, the movement feels so nice all the time and the titans are sick

[@Ampher03]

It’s so fucking good. I wish it got more attention

[@TheHawkman2132]

i do my part in making videos. just trying to keep this game alive

[@youcarrytakeabath727]

@@TheHawkman2132 uh huh

[@bbbingi9210]

Saying "actually" is unnecessary, the game was hugely critically acclaimed and adored by fans it just didn't do well financially

[@junkdog4138]

A lot of people rag on apex for not being titanfall 3 but in case you haven’t played it somehow you should give it a try. I feel like respawn improved the grappling and on the ground movement a lot over tf2 and the characters take a lot of inspiration from abilities you can choose in the older game

[@kenwynnelson6340]

"Tom, we know you watch all these to see if Cory is gonna get you in trouble." is one of my favorite Lyle quotes.

[@mcupload6747]

Love how Chris was blown away the game being 50GB when modern warfare is a 250GB brick of malware on my PC

[@youcarrytakeabath727]

That's literally my entire ssd

[@mcupload6747]

@@youcarrytakeabath727 with how small the PS5 / Xbox hard drives are I’m thinking Activision just wants to be the only game you’ll play lol. Kind of a good strategy tbh.

[@youcarrytakeabath727]

@@mcupload6747 I'll just stick to my 1gb ps2 roms thank you very much

[@ZetsubouJohnny]

@@youcarrytakeabath727 word

[@charlie1234500]

Modern Warfare is a small taste of how much storage video games are going to take up this next gen. Uncompressed textures, uncompressed audio and sound files, uncompressed everything. Absolutely fucking effortless and shameless. "$70, please." What an embarrassment.

[@benguy8338]

55:09 Irish Hick makes PalWorld

[@steadybeats3435]

Lyle and Cory is a great combination only seen once in a blue moon

[@sykeraid4944]

Especially since they worked together in the early SpazKid3D and McDouchebag years. Good social chemistry.

[@FarronOfHouseFarron]

@@sykeraid4944 Lyle even did Jeff's voice in the animation Cory made that got him a job at Newgrounds.

[@blammo5226]

@@FarronOfHouseFarron That's how that went, yeah

[@ZylethXenocian]

And usually Cory has a Blue Moon when it happens.

[@FarronOfHouseFarron]

@@ZylethXenocian Then he leaves the empty bottle laying around for bugs to crawl in and die.

[@Dread_Not]

I watched this whole thing through but something about Corey saying 11 in the afternoon and me thinking about it and realizing that cannot possibly exist, was THE funniest moment.

[@ScreaminMadMurphy]

"My brain moves a mile a minute" - Cory, explaining the blistering speed of his metaphorical 60mph brain.

[@bofa987]

what about the "He fucks 7 months a week for 247 days"

[@bozoballpit]

During the time travel segment BT says he uploads himself to your helmet The Flash at the end of the game in the helmet hints at him being alive

[@TheOtherFagola]

Dirty Joe is one of my favorite Coryisms. Up there with Ben Drowns Tower, Jeff’s “six caliber”, and a bunch of others I’m forgetting.

[@Circuitssmith]

“Return my wig, or suffer the slab!” Is my favorite, followed closely by Jimmy Amadeus Helperman

[@SonovKaos]

Old goody: The clown serial killer dwayne the rock gacy New goody: the star of Joseph

[@SiLenProductions]

Who can forget about the classic: "Markiplier's stunt devil"

[@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS]

@@SonovKaos it was star of bishop

[@makeitthrough_]

Obama Gerald Jr. is up there

[@AshTronaut99]

*“COREY, YOU’RE SCHIZOPHRENIC! EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, YOU SEE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!”*

[@Nia1sworld512]

*"LOOK UP YAHOO ANSWERS VOICE OF SONIC QUESTION MARK!"*

[@vf1doom497]

42:02 I forgot where Lyle's fact corner came from and I've been looking forever for it.

[@encarbiorn8087]

15:38 Lyle: Confirming through research that the true and honest Roger Craig Smith is not in this game Cory: Autistic shouting about Sonic questions on Yahoo Chris: *saliva gargling*

[@placeholder_009]

LOOK UP ON YAHOO ANSWERS, VOICE OF SONIC QUESTION MARK!

[@Nia1sworld512]

IF YOU KEEP THIS UP IN BLOWING IT UP!

[@frofrozzty]

"CORY, YOU'RE SCHIZOPHRENIC! EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK YOU SEE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!"

[@SonovKaos]

Chris: let's play role play time Corey: role? Chris: ya role play time Corey: playtime? Chris: ya playtime, but with roleplay Corey: ok

[@TrueRetroflection]

Just more evidence that Corey is a dog turned into a person

[@jackalexande]

okey

[@reclusethespider4412]

“Nothing bad happens to anyone in ODST” *Cuts to Romeo getting his chest caved in like a cardboard box*

[@wildcamlmusic]

lol i was gonna say like wasn’t odst about basically everyone being dead?

[@dextergrif2019]

@@wildcamlmusic Nah that’s Reach

[@wildcamlmusic]

@@dextergrif2019 if you correct me one more time i’ll reach into you

[@dextergrif2019]

@@wildcamlmusic Good response honestly

[@NFrk97]

@@wildcamlmusic Well, it is for the case of the civilians of New Mombasa and the other ODSTs that dropped with the game's characters. ODST is basically Regroup With Your Team: The Game

[@MrThemanofdoom]

This is the first time ive witnessed such Debauchery, depravity, and deliciousness all wrapped up in a warm tortilla.

[@TheCrimsonCrows]

W

[@SonovKaos]

Corey: my dad spent $1,400 he got his code like 10 months ago, he should be an alien by now. I will never not love hearing Corey talk about his family and the water people. Its all just insane gobble.

[@ginogatash4030]

It was his step dad not his dad.

[@noahbirk94]

@@ginogatash4030 dude totally got him. Keep up gods work

[@epicyes3096]

@@noahbirk94 Uhmm, keep up *alien Jesus Emma's* work??? 🙄

[@skeetersfunhouse]

its very middle american, people go crazy if the land you live on is flat and the only thing you can see is corn.

[@m8subject996]

56:05 WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

[@JC-uq5ki]

Pal world?

[@JC-uq5ki]

I'm not your pal, friend.

[@georgesbugs6664]

2:42:31 "Waiiit hold on a phone!" I love you Corey :D

[@roachdoggjr.4993]

4:55 as soon as they freeze framed him like that, I knew someone was gonna start the "hi, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation" shit

[@nothereanymore3941]

Chris whistling Green Greens after saying "I remember two best friends" breaks my heart

[@chewinggumsandwich2341]

Im going back!

[@chewinggumsandwich2341]

Deadly premonition

[@jagajag2575]

What’s the time?

[@wenbluepirate3954]

@@jagajag2575 52:36

[@signaturespencer7494]

what's the significance?

[@sky10456]

Finaly, I get to hear more of mother bearing hips.

[@RagdollWraith]

2:00:25 im so so glad they didnt glaze over the cutest BT moment

[@carkindozin]

I still think this is one of the best playthroughs on the channel. The mix of fun gameplay and Corey really make it something special

[@ExGearUser]

Random yelling about Optimus Prime over gargling sounds, great stuff guys, keep it up.

[@xXGabrielTrapXx]

Love how every time they say something to make fun of the game, the game already explained it " everyone in that planet was an asshole" yes every person there that wasn't on your team (that already leaved" where imc ,"how convenient that you where here at the exact moment" yes bt said he did the math and sent coordenates for the ship to be xd etc

[@Rechard1313]

Chris seems so indifferent towards everything most of the time. It's fun to see him get exited about something

[@Angel-vl1kq]

15:55 is me eating crayons while my parents are discussing their divorce

[@TJ-ny4vw]

Killer bean is so great I forgot that they talked about it in this play thru

[@MikaMikaWhatever]

What I absolutely love about Oneyplays is how many different guests/friends they have on. There is tons of variety and different kinds of humor and chemistry

[@stevieweebi]

Anything Corey related makes me happy

[@honestgashandmade5831]

28:27 the perfect slurp. I'm gonna hear that slurp in my deepest dreams forever.

[@devindieckmann9202]

You're a demon

[@placeholder_009]

It sounds like it's in 1080p

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Someone harness that soundbite I need the slurp

[@CarrotBlake8757]

I’m never going to get over Lyles perfect timing when they were talking about Cory’s alien uncle

[@patrickl.7055]

Gotta say Lyle’s pretty good with the sticks

[@greenfox42]

39:30 😂😂😂 inner monologue is very common. I live alone and talk out loud a few times and then sometimes in my head and I seriously can’t tell the difference. Plus, extra creative individuals tend to have a louder/chattier inner monologue

[@DangStank]

And I literally just finished watching the series the old fashioned way.

[@videogameguy323]

Enjoying all the Corey clips gonna be dope whenever he’s available for other games

[@wizardothefool]

I know, loved him on sleepycabin. can't wait for more

[@austinlocher1776]

I want a corey jeff zach episode , i pray to the big hairy skull every night for this.

[@thadjarvis9514]

Big agree we need more Corey and more Harry Potter!

[@edgarmorales9950]

I'm still awaiting the day we finally get a Stamper episode.

[@mccreazyy7334]

Edgar Morales him an oney are *allegedly* not on good terms anymore

[@itsasecrettoevery1]

Oneyplays technically played TF2

[@badadvicejoe6203]

Many times have a said TF2 to my friend when referring to either game and he guesses wrong

[@Vladiator]

@@badadvicejoe6203 That's why I type TF|2

[@williamlambert359]

@@Vladiator I'm going to start doing that from now on. Very cool idea!

[@ZylethXenocian]

And both are on Source engine.

[@xXFangRideXx]

@@ZylethXenocian so....we could replace titan models with Heavy and whatnot is what im getting here

[@SuperMegabits]

You know when the boys really like a game when they stick around for the credits

[@diccchocolate416]

Also helps when the game is pretty short.

[@ZetsubouJohnny]

Cory and Lyle are great together. I hope we get more of them.

[@nicholasware446]

1:14:35 For the beginning of the Corey's kooky stepdad / Spirit Science part

[@snvvbl]

nothing gives me a happier sense of finality than hearing those little chirps before the end screen comes on

[@unt1tled035]

2:08:28 is the best conversation no question. Love this video.

[@grib6680]

This series was fun

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Yeh.

[@JayAreAitch]

Titanfall 2 is fun

[@DrainoMyBraino]

I bought this game because of y'all's stupid sassafras. It was a good purchase.

[@AshTronaut99]

Good man

[@execration_texts]

Same

[@xxxyeastinfection3261]

Hearing Cory and Lyle argue about Dog With a Blog gives me life.

[@MistaBrandoVA]

I really can't wait to see more with Cory, him being paired with Lyle is pretty great. It feels like Lyle has to be the responsible one when Chris and Cory are paired together lmao. Also when they are talking about Angry Joe I can't understand what Cory called him, did he call him a Dumb Person or a Thumb Person? Either answer is just as funny to me thanks to his delivery.

[@theadtheogrekiller5629]

It was thumb person

[@SonovKaos]

Definitely thumb person

[@BubJeans]

Lyle and Corey were friends before chris was with either I think they blend well the three of them

[@willmiddleton7932]

The bean movie manages to be both ironically and unironically amazing. The action and the fighting is all really entertaining but the writing and the voice acting is all really funny

[@deviantknight7009]

I love the fact that Chris remembered two best friends play. It makes me sad theyre gone

[@lindholmaren]

01:14:54 "I might've said this before, or maybe I didn't and this is just gonna like sound like chaotic nonsense" - Corey, the prime distributor of chaotic nonsense

[@NeoDJDAN]

"Dog with a Blog" is one of Lyle's best edits to make Chris look bad.

[@DUHRIZEO]

1:25:32 hot damn this game looks fun. With every other game being a shooter I haven't played one in a long time, but that legit made me want to pick one up again.

[@augustusfren133]

I can’t imagine anything good when I hear cory of all people saying: *mom, hold still!*

[@turtlemanfromgatherspond6382]

I went to see lyles halo 4 video and I must say that lyle's sense of humor has not change that much.

[@shrekswampington6724]

I think that guys letters to nintendo worked. I'm pretty sure Pokemon Legends is exactly like Skyrim plus pokemon. Hopefully he got credited for it.

[@fematrailer]

Nah, he went on to be the creative lead for a little game called Pal World.

[@SkrubCern]

55:25 marking this moment so I don't lose it again

[@DjDustiSam]

I always re=watched the big bees episode of this. Now I get to enjoy it in its entirety. The spirit science story is my all time favorite.

[@BleddynsStudio]

1:02:53 "Hiding a body's a real best friend thing to do" definitely my favorite Lyle quote

[@Kola25_97]

Huge respect for Cory because he thinks the same way I do when it comes to reevaluating Dead Rising 3 when you place it next to Dead Rising 4 and that DR3 isn't that bad.

[@asmcdougallNW]

RIP SuperBestFriends :(

[@alexisdominguez3133]

Press F for respects.

[@wenbluepirate3954]

@@alexisdominguez3133 they died two years ago, suck for them, they probable were evil

[@TrueRetroflection]

2:48:05 Kane looks like Dwight Shrute .... "Kane Wilson"

[@burpreynolds4632]

1:11:24 Always cracks me up

[@aubin521]

“Haze… Haze on ps3”

[@grando1]

Holy shit I was looking for this timestamp in the video lol ty it's so good

[@stevefromaccounting7638]

thank you lyle for reminding me about armoured core, I gotta look into that series cuz the one I played was awesome

[@gabe3929]

We need more cory, Jeff and dave...

[@Ampher03]

@Ties de Jong yeah Jeff adds nothing for me at all

[@tapwatersandwich]

I really like Jeff because he’s kinda like a voice of reason to the fucking nonsense that Chris and especially Corey spew

[@Detonator111]

Yes! Cory, Dave and Jeff are amazing!

[@Ampher03]

@Stevo I mean I still want Lyle

[@AWMK101]

Stevo BOOO

[@VLADPowder]

"It's like Skyrim but with Pokemon" Did Chris' friend invent Palworld? 🤔

[@PALACIO254]

I thought it was ark with pikamon?

[@zapman6528]

I was about to comment this! Thought the same thing.

[@biscotti2]

0:

[@biscotti2]

57:02 and also took his tenkaichi 3

[@germpot]

I love Cory and Lyle yelling at each other.

[@kylecrofts8740]

It's been 4 fucking years since this game was released, I need to play it already.

[@FolfHavoc]

I really love the movement in this game. It’s so fun to slide around and jump on walls and just one punch kill a baddy.

[@Nix-Man]

This game is the peak of the franchise, and a prime example of "be happy with what you have". Highly doubt it'll ever be topped

[@honestgashandmade5831]

I had a similar situation where I got a recommendation for a while of the video of Young Chris and friend throwing large rocks into muddy Puddy. I really liked it :D

[@GreedyGrinner8D]

Same

[@Degamk619]

“Chris and Niall with stinky fingers throwing giant stones into poopy puddle” was a really good video. Truly a classic. Taking place in Ireland, no less.

[@fematrailer]

Every now and then, KZbin recommends me a 30 second video of Chris pointing at his cat Django's testicles and laughing. I watch it every time.

[@Gabaman2007]

I came because I've played this game and it's a masterpiece. Stayed because yall too funny LMAO

[@VLADPowder]

49:35 Mr. Sark and Seananners flashbacks from Vietnam ...

[@GrimloxTv]

1:06:30 Cory literally describing the plot to G Gundam.

[@soursylveon4784]

1:16:53 I have a lot more respect and love for oney plays knowing that they didn’t hurt that innocent Marvin that got in their way

[@soursylveon4784]

I take it back, they killed the arc tool Marvin :(

[@RealmOfUnknown]

Its scary to know that there is a Cory out in the wild of Philly. Makes you stay on edge when you go out..

[@placeholder_009]

He's a mini boss, and it's required you beat him

[@RealmOfUnknown]

@@placeholder_009 I’d like to imagine it like a roaming optional boss.

[@placeholder_009]

@@RealmOfUnknown yea, that's much better

[@Blurry.Z]

36:20 Don't apologize for all the talking about game design I genuinely love listening to it, especially from people who have lots of experience with it.

[@srjk77]

Would definitely be down for more Corey, Jeff vids!

[@Fern_7668]

I enjoyed this game alot and eventually 100% it on realistic and I'm glad you guys enjoyed it

[@otacon6566]

Dog with a Blog. What next? You gonna tell me there's a show about Boba Fett taking care of a baby that happens to be the same alien race as Yoda? In fact, maybe it's not Boba Fett. It'll be a new character that just so happens to wear an extremely similar suit as Boba Fett with a few cleaner parts & features. Yeah okaaaayyyy.

[@ArronTheCat]

That's stupid, disney would never make a show like that

[@HowIsBandit1887Taken]

They have a real knack for getting voice actors wrong. First they thought liam obrien was chris sabat, now they thought matt mercer was roger craig smith

[@ginogatash4030]

To be fair, only Corey thought it was Roger Craig Smith, but maybe it will all make more sense if we search on Yahoo Awnsers "SONIC?"

[@riddlemethat5597]

real shit, when we were all kids my two brothers had to fight over the normal chao garden and the shitty evil chao garden I had dibs on both the island on eggman's ship in SA1 and the heaven garden in SA2B back in the days when you had Big Brother authority in video games

[@Im_Ant_Here]

“It’s like Skyrim and Pokémon” That one aged well

[@whosapickle]

56:18 basically palworld

[@Saiaxs]

Chris: “all an open world needs is fun movement” Also Chris: “Spider-Man 2018 looks boring and shitty*never plays it*”

[@bbbingi9210]

The movement in that game is shit tho

[@Mote.]

Fun playthrough. They seem relaxed and just having a jolly good time

[@GrayD_Fox]

I’m surprised Cooper hasn’t been the pilot Legend for Apex yet

[@N00BSYBORG]

Could've sworn they already uploaded this but I don't mind watching the boys play Titanfall 2 again. Fucking love this game.

[@TheFixer710]

Die hard is a Harry potter movie. The main character sneaks around a tower avoiding alen rickman

[@Rupert_McDupert]

Did... did they make BT's voice line say "we're gonna have to FUCK our way to safety at 21:14??

[@treefingers6572]

Cory calling JK Simmons "John Jamus Jameson" got me so good

[@ginogatash4030]

I love how that's not the name of either the actor nor the character.

[@irjohnston35]

Cory really said you can floss and dab in tf2 lmao

[@Khornecussion]

I think the only fun I had in modern TF2 was playing as a sniper with a sniper rifle I named Gaydar

[@thatguy1080]

41:30 How on earth do sound effects take up 50 gigs? The fuck-

[@TobyW360]

Thanks for bringing up tribes

[@rigjig5644]

I actually watched dog with a blog as a child and just feels like a fever dream memory.

[@burrow073]

I love when im watching a series and just oneyplays uses my cookies to make video’s about that are you a russian spy

[@mrtrickyfingers5090]

I didn’t even know they played this, but o am glad since this is such a good and fun game

[@hollowowlyt]

Don’t forget that Cory hadn’t seen a single Star Wars movie until like 2014

[@memekingoconnor5354]

i forgot about titanfall until i saw this