i forgot how good the "rapists beware" "you're in for a scare" bit was
@xXFangRideXx4 жыл бұрын
just the "heheh youre in for a scare" murders me
@cerbear5944 жыл бұрын
it makes me also spit out my drink every time, i've seen it so many times but i always forget
@Theosyion4 жыл бұрын
11:34 enjoy
@HueManatee4 жыл бұрын
@@Theosyion thank u
@Poet4824 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity that this isn't the slogan for "To Catch a Predator"
@CubicSagacity4 жыл бұрын
Complete timestamp list. Hope this helps 😁👍🏻 0:07 - "guy who have lot a water" 0:18 - Julian throws Chris's phone 1:28 - Microscopic witches 1:45 - Spongebob fart jokes 2:38 - Obama speech about Plankton stealing the Secret Formula 3:12 - Sasquatch Hypothetical: Red Pill or Blue Pill 5:05 - Get him a ~croissant~ 5:47 - Priest confessional/"I boiled a frog in water, Your Honor" 6:26 - Creating new sound effects (Matt scream + Robbie Rotten impressions)/Julian is always hooked up to machines 7:21 - Sasquatch Hypothetical: Sansa Squatch 7:52 - Baby employees 9:06 - The Mandalorian: An Oneyfilms Production 10:13 - Cake-Takers business model 11:25 - Rapists beware... you're in for a scare! 12:33 - Trump Impression: Linkara/"BUILD THAT WALL!" 13:30 - Miss Fowl's membrane-blast/Jimmy Neutron impressions 15:07 - You are being sued for teh libelz/1cm string of shit 15:50 - McDonald's employee roleplay/"You haven't defeated me" 19:53 - Stigmata Donkey 20:48 - Sora swims through urine 21:24 - Crash Bandicoot game theories/Crash anagrams ("Rash C") 22:43 - Donkey Kong breathing with his eyes closed 22:59 - Flo from Progressive is a "knife-fucking meme" 23:33 - "Bigfinger"/The 49% Interesting Reviewer 24:05 - Hypothetical: Matt Watson Banana 27:32 - Call your friends "sweetheart" 27:59 - The Anything Video Contest 28:08 - Chris grabs his first boob/Chris's baby 29:08 - Stonehenge and Slenderman 29:23 - Jimmy Neutron gets Black-Pilled/The Braincel Subreddit 30:39 - Hypothetical: Your Brain is Exposed 31:00 - Goron impressions/Nerd bullies 31:45 - The Tale of Tommy Two/Daddy Dearest ("he'd sneeze into his son's mouth") 33:51 - "I want my fucking cheeseburger!"/"What'd you say, motherfucker?" 34:21 - "Take it EZ babe!!! 😎" 36:13 - Can't find where you "coomed"/Tomar pushes Israel 36:54 - Get out of here you ______ /Italian Pepperonos 38:38 - Spiderman 2 debate (Mary-Jane and Spiderman are broken up)/"Are you in or are you out?" (Gay Green Goblin) 39:59 - The Hooter Trial/"You wanted to work at the Hoot, but your boobie were noot" 44:05 - Tomar Theme Song 45:12 - Trump Hypothetical: Atop the Fourth Wall Theme Song 45:34 - "You have to go back to the past, to play these shitty games that suck ass"/Samurai Jack impressions ("a buffalo took a diarrhea dump in his ear") 46:19 - How many realms are there in this game? 46:31 - Young Sheldon ("Husband I'm going to shake our child!")/500 Bazingas! 47:25 - Plankton uses the golden word/"The Brappy Patty" 49:06 - The Brap Rap ("freesoundsfart.wave") 49:32 - The Video of The Man/"Mike TV" Man 51:30 - The Blurry Man and the Perfectly-Lit, Dark Alley 52:24 - Otaku Joker Mukbang 53:38 - Vitality Cookies/Dr. Big Bones 54:58 - "I don't want to have to put a fucking bullet in your head, baby darling" 55:21 - Elderly Toy Story 55:54 - Actual Revolution 60/The Ancient War 56:33 - "Oi I die!" 57:09 - "You've Got a Friend in Me" Encore 57:11 - Pokémon Adventures ("Thank you for doing Pokémon jokes for me")/"I got hard like Metapod" 58:46 - The Simpsons Season 32, Episode 1: "Homer Freaking Clones Himself" 1:00:47 - Hypothetical: Ronald McDonald's Pus-Filled Clown Nose 1:04:42 - Mouse hit-and-run 1:05:18 - "Do ya chain hang low?"/Chris attempts to sing ("he put his finger inside of his... cock") 1:06:25 - The Flying Dog Prank 1:06:44 - The Slap-Off (Matt scream) 1:07:22 - The Tiny Man with the Tiny Knife in the Very Wide Alleyway 1:08:03 - Coffin Jenga 1:08:47 - Christmas Carol 1:10:08 - Monkey A and Monkey 2 Shenanigans (Monkey sings the "Song of Storms") 1:11:19 - Jedi Counsel Confusion ("The screaming, disappearing chair-man") 1:12:39 - When you cream do you scream? 1:13:13 - WE'RE ALL FUCKED, WE TOUCHED!/Can't we all just get a gun 1:14:05 - George Lucas is a genius/"I want Jar-Jar to kill Han Solo" 1:15:05 - Chris's Mail-Order Bride 1:15:57 - Obama strokes out 1:16:19 - Kingdom Hearts suicide pact/Goofy's green life-force 1:17:12 - Pokémon are just extra mouths to feed/"I'm 10, what the fuck?!" 1:18:00 - Chris's dog, Whizzy 1:18:20 - We Are the Champions: Disney Cover 1:19:32 - The Mario 64 Hoax ("Look, it's real!")/"They'll all believe me now 😈" 1:20:14 - Rev up your Harley Quinn/The Goker 1:21:21 - Ding Dong strokes out ("Siri, me wee hehehe")/The sound of a genius solving a puzzle 1:21:45 - Little Michael finds out there's a God 1:22:51 - Domestic abuse 1:23:01 - Julian's three-month delayed reaction ("What Does the Fox Say") 1:23:25 - Grinding gears 1:23:55 - Aphrodisiac martini 1:24:07 - Robbie Rotten tries to dox/"DOX HIM, NOT ME!" 1:25:17 - Creepypasta: Did Mario Swear???/"She was a fake gamer girl the whole time" 1:27:16 - The Gang Gets Better at Hypotheticals 1:29:03 - Chris spikes his Monster Energy ("MISTAKE") 1:29:52 - Stupid man at a bar ("the ice cubes hurt my teeth") 1:30:43 - THIS IS THE 80'S 1:32:05 - President Ding Dong 1:34:58 - My Uncle, the Apeist/Mama Luigi laugh 1:36:07 - Anti-Bullying Educational Video ("If bully make you boom-boom, step away from boom-boom") 1:37:26 - Tom Kenny scatting/Sponge pubes 1:38:34 - Only people from British are gonna get this ("Get your fucking shit together, wife") 1:39:48 - Cumbledore/Replacing Harry Potter with Chrischan 1:42:00 - I too am Humaan/"I enjoy the way you do not put your finger in me" 1:42:51 - Hypothetical: Baby Face on Your Big Toe/Chris's baby impression 1:43:42 - Hypothetical: Cat Noises ("Power rangers the movie") 1:45:15 - Prostate Exam Methods 1:47:06 - Homerphobic 1:48:09 - Bigman Theme Song 1:48:43 - Rod's Hard-drive 1:49:26 - A Very Kitten Christmas: Blanco's Demonic Adventure 1:51:55 - Chris wants McDonald's 1:52:31 - MatPat the Historian ("Slave Theory") 1:53:08 - Fat Albert's thigh gap 1:53:15 - Wormy Rachel/Stock photo man 1:54:11 - Chris assaults a child with a soccer ball and blames it on everything but himself/"Where's my fuckin' puss" 1:55:10 - Uncle Critic/"Hello you're my son" 1:55:54 - Jimmy Neutron Theme Song 1:56:48 - Chris aggressively relaxes Julian to death 1:58:00 - Hypothetical: Dead Obama in Your Urethra/"Don't let the girls see me like this!" 1:59:35 - Ron's got cancer ("Chemo's brilliant") 2:00:35 - Super Mario Odyssey Theme Song ("Princess Peach go missing, missing") 2:01:52 - Kickstarter pitch video/Ding Dong dies
@septicsilly4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ dude how long did this take you??
@CubicSagacity4 жыл бұрын
@@septicsilly About 5 hours lol
@jarnsus20384 жыл бұрын
@@CubicSagacity damn, you got a lot of free time
@CubicSagacity4 жыл бұрын
@@jarnsus2038 Putting all that quarantine-time to good use haha
@MELLOWDRAMA3 жыл бұрын
I love you my friend
@TheJacobstutorials4 жыл бұрын
The iconic Zach “ What would you do if?..”
@Dorf2744 жыл бұрын
All of our lives are controlled by Zach's infinite hypotheticals.
@distilledbrainstem73644 жыл бұрын
No but seriously this is a great video
@plok75333 жыл бұрын
I wish one day he would say that and then say nothing else, just add nothing onto it.
@inktoxicant3 жыл бұрын
@@Dorf274 hypothadelcal
@angelicpretty7773 жыл бұрын
its his fault that im constantly making my friends and boyfriend answer ridiculous hypotheticals almost daily.
@NotShiggy4 жыл бұрын
The "Isreal?..." "Yeah Tomar." is my favourite one ever.
@jibbzpersonal3 жыл бұрын
TIMESTAMP PLEASE!! i have been looking for this moment forever
@shen43853 жыл бұрын
@@jibbzpersonal 36:41
@JHenryEden Жыл бұрын
really funny how he bragged about being a pure askhenahzi too.
@GreenEyedDazzler Жыл бұрын
@@JHenryEden stay mad
@JHenryEden Жыл бұрын
@@GreenEyedDazzler to say it like zach would: "its just a funny little factoid"
@Lambda_Ovine4 жыл бұрын
"You haven't defeated me!" will forever crack me up.
@noahplack94904 жыл бұрын
It’s HIM! The man! The myth! The legend!
@alyssamcfarland47474 жыл бұрын
That character is actually the secret dark souls boss.
@thedenseone64434 жыл бұрын
For me it’s “ObamaCare doesn’t work!”
@terminallycapricious21493 жыл бұрын
I love "don't let the girls see me like this"
@turdferguson94523 жыл бұрын
“Dox HIM, not me!”
@cloudycretin4 жыл бұрын
15:50 I love how REAL Chris’s impression of a mcdonalds employee is, he sounds like he’s actually sounds like he’s working there
@jackskellingtonation4 жыл бұрын
Time please?
@irjohnston354 жыл бұрын
Time please?
@Katsup-j4 жыл бұрын
15:50
@inktoxicant4 жыл бұрын
The defeated "I truly don't know what to do here sir" being drowned out by people speaking nonsense over each other is the perfect summary of the fast food employee experience
@therestinghornet69064 жыл бұрын
from someone who worked at a McDonald's for 2 years I got liek fucking PTSD flashbacks. I actually had some guy get mad because we didn't have a Whopper once. Its fucking asinine how stupid people are
@Hayatehiroyuki254 жыл бұрын
I still like to believe that r/Braincels got shut down because the mods were tired of the massive flood of Jimmy Neutron memes messing up the wholesome nature of the subreddit
@scr0ngle1084 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, wholesome?
@slurpfung9064 жыл бұрын
@@scr0ngle108 what are you talking about?Braincels was always wholesome because the whole purpose of the subreddit is to combat the one thing that plagues humanity Tiny wrist
@lilscooty44294 жыл бұрын
wholesome? what lmao
@JeremyFinch424 жыл бұрын
Who said that's not what really happened?
@wormdeath4 жыл бұрын
wholesome?
@kolbykauffman41804 жыл бұрын
“Why would he sneeze into his son’s mouth?” “Because he’s abusive.” I’ve replayed that line over and over and it still hits the same
@ydggfggu2 жыл бұрын
Fucking same
@nbafsdvg Жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@kolbykauffman4180 Жыл бұрын
33:05 onward.
@screamy_ Жыл бұрын
the way chris so sadly goes “waha.. why would he do that..?”
@morgboat744 Жыл бұрын
no no, it’s “Because he’s abusive :D”
@1gnore_me. Жыл бұрын
I feel like 90% of zach's bits are just him testing things for smiling friends
@Ambipie Жыл бұрын
he's been writing comedy since he was little
@lowearthsurfer Жыл бұрын
@@Ambipie he's been writing comedy since he was a homunculus
@owenwalsh1432 Жыл бұрын
@@lowearthsurfer Zach actually inscribed the script for the first episode of smiling friends inside the walls of his egg sack
@josephomega9799 Жыл бұрын
I've been saying this for years and no-one's listened to me
@lowearthsurfer Жыл бұрын
@@josephomega9799 no u haven't. U have 0 uploaded videos.
@Venorpion4 жыл бұрын
1:35:20 - Chris: "My uncle was an apist" - Julian: "An apist?" - DingDong: "What does that mean, Chris?" - Chris: " He forcibly APED people.... He turned them into apes" LMAO
@Saiaxs4 жыл бұрын
“DIPPED IT IN MUD”
@SomeGuyHowGoesIt4 жыл бұрын
@@Saiaxs might be my fav oney moment if only for julian's incredible shock
@Ub3rGr00SS4 жыл бұрын
Saiaxs the solid 4 seconds it took julian to realize is gold
@BigGreaseEX4 жыл бұрын
He used his crinkled ape finger
@mariocar07273 жыл бұрын
@@BigGreaseEX Crinkled ape magic finger
@BucketOspuds4 жыл бұрын
"Let's hold the iron lung up to the mic" Says chris as he himself lifts up the entire 500lb iron lung from the era of polio to the 10lb mic stand with Julian inside
@DeepFreeze1724 жыл бұрын
Chris is a strong boy.
@1czesia4 жыл бұрын
Why is Julian inside of the mic stand?
@knutandersson46064 жыл бұрын
@@1czesia Because he's the size of an eyelash mite.
@goldchris11114 жыл бұрын
zach as trump talking about linkara is amazing timestamps for my favs: 11:38 12:34 29:25 1:00:52 1:08:03 1:19:35 1:24:07 1:25:18 1:35:14
@ReekieRoo24 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@leowagnerr4 жыл бұрын
Its so funny, but why does he say THE LIGHTBRINGER
@shade1594 жыл бұрын
Linkara is the lightbringer
@thezachman14 жыл бұрын
god bless you, my son
@REDDAWNproject4 жыл бұрын
@@leowagnerr before linkara was linkara, he made SUPER cringe comics starring Lightbringer.
@Matthew-mo7wh4 жыл бұрын
Please tell me "Rapists beware, you're in for a scare" is in this video
@justheretocommentforyoutob43874 жыл бұрын
What about niall falling over
@AsecasJavi4 жыл бұрын
It is
@dustinjames66624 жыл бұрын
11:38
@theoddestautist4 жыл бұрын
@@dustinjames6662 you're doing God's work
@TheClauwman4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but not for long - expect this to be reuploaded in a couple days with it censored
@blorgo56193 жыл бұрын
I love Ding Dong’s response to almost every hypothetical, “They wouldn’t say that...” “They can’t do that...” “Who cares?”
@Drewbie1763 жыл бұрын
He’s a real master of improv.
@shadowjamm3 жыл бұрын
Ya gotta have a straight man to increase the comedy quality just that little bit
@Subpar1O13 жыл бұрын
"He's a tiny man running around, that doesn't mean anything"
@ZRZK21272 жыл бұрын
My favorite response is "I would just die" but that's Cory I think.
@pauldee15773 жыл бұрын
"I've got a box of 56 crayons, and I'm down to 23" super underrated line. that killed me
@EsteemedReptile Жыл бұрын
Was that a reference to something or was it just a pair of numbers he pulled from his ass?
@CG_GamingChannel4 жыл бұрын
There's nothing more wholesome than hearing Chris laugh. I think its because it reminds me of Elmo, and I loved Elmo as a young grasshopper
@kirbyfanprime4 жыл бұрын
Oh, no, I can't unhear it now....thank you for this gift.
@cappybappy41404 жыл бұрын
This is what I’ve been saying for years
@NoOne-qo6nb4 жыл бұрын
And Cory's laugh sounds like Tiger from Winnie the Pooh. Lol
@LOL480934 жыл бұрын
and you'll make it flow, like water
@tonytattletaleliano9564 жыл бұрын
To me his laughs sound like a monkey
@paperbort36694 жыл бұрын
I heard OneyPlays pays their editors extra to cut out their coughing and wheezing, as to not show weakness.
@AsecasJavi4 жыл бұрын
I feel like they are powerful gods honestly, if they coughed I would feel superior to them, therefore rendering them useless for my entertainment
@FleshNFaith4 жыл бұрын
Julian never left the show, they just have to edit around him wheezing so he's in the raw recordings, but not any of the final uploads.
@scarletbard65114 жыл бұрын
@@FleshNFaith I fucking love the idea of Julian just wheezing and laughing the entire time, and they just have to edit around him.
@gnrmetallica954 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something to consult the HR department about
@randomguyontheinternet79404 жыл бұрын
@@FleshNFaith Fun Fact: Julian, with Zach or Lyle has never happened.
@TheEggwolls4 жыл бұрын
“I’m a virgin, Jimmy. Make me bleed” - Mrs. Fowl
@sheg59104 жыл бұрын
"I'm going in Goddard!"
@itsgrey81354 жыл бұрын
Gotta Blast!!
@jackskellingtonation4 жыл бұрын
When?!
@Zoxhiquili4 жыл бұрын
@@jackskellingtonation 13:31
@D0NTST4RT4 жыл бұрын
She truly is foul
@boxymccutter96234 жыл бұрын
Time stamps for myself later 1:29 mirco witches 1:45 spongebob farts/Obamacare 3:13 Sasquatch pills 5:50 Zach confesses 6:40 Robbie Rotten sounds 10:14 Cake Takers 11:36 Rapists Beware 12:32 Trump vs Linkara 15:52 angry customers 20:08 stigmata donkey 28:08 Chris' first touch 29:23 Jimmy Brainceltron 31:45 Daddy Fearest 33:51 fat cheeseburger 38:38 Spider-Man needs action 44:05 Tomar theme song 46:31 Bazinga Baby 48:07 Brappy Patty 49:53 'The Man' movie 57:12 Pewter roleplay 1:00:50 McDonald's adventure 1:20:14 Harley/Goker 1:23:27 Grinding Gears 1:25:27 Mario swears 1:35:21 Uncle Apist 1:42:00 Finger in me 1:47:06 Homerphobic 1:48:10 Big Man 1:49:26 Kittenmas 1:52:31 American history theories 1:53:08 Fat Albert thigh gap
@McDoinky4 жыл бұрын
What about banana Matt?
@mattwellington68204 жыл бұрын
Do you know the name of the one from 11:57
@juanthebravo3 жыл бұрын
1:42:49 Baby Face on Toe
@scrithen28364 жыл бұрын
Chris' genuinely confused and frightened "Why would he do that?" after the father sneezed in his mouth is just so funny
@weedbatman4 жыл бұрын
1:06:54 THE SCREAM. THAT IS TRUE FEAR.
@purrroki4 жыл бұрын
Julian and chris’s laughs are so hearty and healthy and meaty. I wanna hear ding dong laugh so hard he shits so loudly it clips the audio
@ghostface55594 жыл бұрын
dang you're cute
@beaux62514 жыл бұрын
@@ghostface5559 get this man some water
@Borti_Ovi4 жыл бұрын
While OneyPlays had a myriad of guests throughout this channel’s lifespan, Zach seems to be the most Luigi of them all, mostly because of his relationship with Chris prior to OneyPlays.
@a.pngofafrycook87844 жыл бұрын
Wee-gi
@Ebbie1554 жыл бұрын
Borti_Ovi oh my god lol I always considered Zach a part of oneyplays but o guess technically he is a guest lol like you said basically a Luigi of the channel
@raymanfan92654 жыл бұрын
More like Wario and waluigi
@Borti_Ovi4 жыл бұрын
@@raymanfan9265 Shouldn’t that be Tomar and Lyle since they are “the chaotic ones” of the group?
@JordaneRichard4 жыл бұрын
The god tier lineup of guests would be Zach, Julian, Ding Dong, and Tomar, but all they would do is just squeal and talk in Tomar's voice.
@dombjomb4 жыл бұрын
The “Take it EZ babe!!!” story is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard to the point where people who don’t find Oneyplays funny could understand it and enjoy it, which is good for me since none of my friends think Oneyplays is as funny as I do for some Godforsaken reason
@scum16333 жыл бұрын
the funniest part of that is that shad is the most degenerate artist on the internet, but he got embarassed by that somehow
@magnumopus7883 жыл бұрын
Same i always try to show my brother and hes just straightfaced. Maybe the boys really did ruin my humor. Its mostly the only thing i find funny
@AoiUsagiOtoko3 жыл бұрын
chris' voice when he says "it was him >:)" makes me lose my goddamn mind
@Hambo3252 жыл бұрын
@@scum1633 trust me, there is more degen, he's just the only one that's "mainstream"
@Amartin-mu6oj2 жыл бұрын
@@scum1633 He's talking about shadman?
@MrAwesomeMatty3 жыл бұрын
13:05 I can't believe the impressions and specifically that joke made the real Linkara so salty, that he hates Chris over it.
@bulletbill59773 жыл бұрын
That makes it so much more hilarious
@TerminatorTheory4 жыл бұрын
*It's cute how when Zach laughs too hard he squeaks*
@playerhateroftheyear10844 жыл бұрын
He rarely laughs cause he's the funny maker but when he does it sounds cute
@thegregster38084 жыл бұрын
It’s the rat coming out
@zomber_hotep68224 жыл бұрын
No homo bro
@seriousbismuth21734 жыл бұрын
@@thegregster3808 the Jew*
@combativeThinker4 жыл бұрын
@@seriousbismuth2173 What’s the difference? Zing!
@JustinCase4204 жыл бұрын
I think "Daddy Fearest" is one of Chris' best laughter xD
@kiasmidt76784 жыл бұрын
Kl
@JJ-xw8sv3 жыл бұрын
31:44
@chickenmonger1233 жыл бұрын
He sneeze into his son’s mouth. 🤣
@n0duh4 жыл бұрын
Game Category: "League of Legends"
@Optimustully4 жыл бұрын
Don't you know? This IS the League of Legends!
@DVDRAR4 жыл бұрын
@@Jeremy-lu6wo its because league of legends is so bad it makes everyone laugh so hard
@Mike4Lifexx4 жыл бұрын
It's because the OneyPlays crew is a league of legends.
@ChrisTheMadKing4 жыл бұрын
Big brain plays
@kingmorgana67824 жыл бұрын
I got a leauge of legends ad, lol
@Alextheflykat4 жыл бұрын
1:19:20 chris doing the "WEEE" thing is so funny to me lol
@abigaillafey35514 жыл бұрын
When ding dong makes Chris laugh so hard telling him the story about the big huge fat friend that would fart in the floor lol i hope that’s in this
@LatinaCreamQueen4 жыл бұрын
Reading this comment alone made me remember and laugh.
@jimmybopper4 жыл бұрын
Ripass
@whatsmyusernameagain4 жыл бұрын
What vid is that from?
@NoOne-qo6nb4 жыл бұрын
@@StinkoBrownTV it is
@NoOne-qo6nb4 жыл бұрын
Another Kingdom Hearts moment is when Ding Dong made Chris cry laughing whilst discussing the Miracles song by Insane Clown Posse
@yowatchie4 жыл бұрын
God you could do a day long compilation solely of Joolian’s glorious beautiful laugh.
@limppickle43064 жыл бұрын
"Complication" lmao
@adie4454 жыл бұрын
"Wait, its all Juloolian's laugh?" "Always have been"
@shoeshine004 жыл бұрын
That would be nice
@darkmetaknight86234 жыл бұрын
His wonderful prospector chuckle
@pentelegomenon11754 жыл бұрын
I once saw a comment that said something like _chris: says funny thing_ _julian: expels all air from his lungs_ I thought it was pretty accurate.
@videonmode86494 жыл бұрын
Just to be fair, if this was solely based on hardest laughs, it would just be every episode with Julien in it. That poor soul pops his lungs every time Chris utters a nonsensical word...
@zandermetrakos26374 жыл бұрын
And we loved him for it. God rest his gay Mexican soul
@lindsay13594 жыл бұрын
@@zandermetrakos2637 ok that made me lol pretty hard
@zandermetrakos26374 жыл бұрын
@@lindsay1359 happy I could make you squee
@TrueRetroflection4 жыл бұрын
Which is weird, since it's Ding Dong's lung that randomly collapsed in the days of yore
@aidendoesado36244 жыл бұрын
@@zandermetrakos2637 with glee
@donaldbrown38384 жыл бұрын
The way Chris says “A BUFFALO” at 46:09 makes my smile so big and greasy my cheeks rip open revealing a bunch of tiny little wonderful critters
@VoxelMusic3 жыл бұрын
The "sneezed into his son's mouth" bit cracks me up so damn hard every time.
@TerminatorTheory4 жыл бұрын
Oney: A Sasquatch? Sasquatch: Wears lipstick Oney: *VERONICA THE SASQUATCH?!??!?!*
@UmamaGoblin4 жыл бұрын
Doof O’neil
@squishward4 жыл бұрын
the donkey kongess
@cream99054 жыл бұрын
Perry the Sasquatch!?
@TrueRetroflection4 жыл бұрын
The sass-squatch
@Moviesan694 жыл бұрын
29:32 "Hey Jim, you wanna join Antifa?"- Carl Wheezer
@Huansy4 жыл бұрын
36:30 that “yeah tomar..” is the funniest thing to me
@Thilath2 жыл бұрын
oh jesus god 1:13:13 when he says "I'm sorry, bring julian back" it hit me so bad I laughed until I cried and i cannot tell you why lmao
@dogwashthefirst5972 жыл бұрын
f *UU U a UU a OOOO UU Ck*
@guitatraisr34 жыл бұрын
1:25:37 Julian: I wish that was a creepy pasta. Chris: proceeds to make a creepy pasta I know that Chris was going to do it anyways, but I still find it very sweet that he made Julian's wish come true almost instantly the second he said it.
@TABBYMUSIC4 жыл бұрын
This compilation is guaranteed to give me both a squee _and_ an XD
@Dark0neone4 жыл бұрын
well said, gamer
@AsecasJavi4 жыл бұрын
Don't watch the minute 13:40 I'm serious, tomar hid a secret brown note that will make you squee, xd +shit and pee
@i_teleported_bread74044 жыл бұрын
Dammit Tabby, how are you everywhere?
@samuell243 жыл бұрын
Siri me wee heehee
@inkgamer68913 жыл бұрын
ERM kind of cringe but ok 😂
@Dingalow4 жыл бұрын
Wait a gosh darn second. You missed out the riot that happened when Nial fell flat on his face in the RE2 playthrough! For shame
@GoCody4 жыл бұрын
"This number is the same as this number but upside down." "Youre a bad employee! Geeyao!" I dont know why that sent me into a laughing/coughing fit
@thewooz73984 жыл бұрын
"You're in for a scare," is probably one of Chris's best fucking moments on the channel.
@KiwiFromChowder4 жыл бұрын
The Meats: Chris, Zach, Cory The Stinks: Julian, Tomar, Jeff The Longs: Ding Dong, Lyle, Mick, Matt, Dave
@wungus_98293 жыл бұрын
Wtf does rhis mean
@mutevert3 жыл бұрын
@@wungus_9829 guess yourself
@scottoliv7374 жыл бұрын
The way Ding Dong says "This is stupid" cracks me up every time.
@steadybeats34354 жыл бұрын
A moment of silence for the bits that didn’t make it (unless I missed some of them): “Gloom and doom in Dee Dee’s womb” “Brown bricks” The entire intro to their Sonic Adventure play through The will o’ the wisp bit from Croc Motifa’s tirade on the mortal realm And, of course, “funny scream”
@samwindberg14124 жыл бұрын
Motifas escapade in our mortal realm will be remembered by all.
@mrshalltz35463 жыл бұрын
1:11:19 still one of my favorite moments in all of oney plays
@mistertwister2000 Жыл бұрын
The “ROBBIE ROTTEN? Who’d you expect, Sportaflop?” rapidly decaying into random sounds fucking kills me
@its_stultus4 жыл бұрын
33:06 is the hardest I've heard Chris laugh and I love it (stamping 11:41 for myself btw)
@Fonduede2 жыл бұрын
I think he laughed harder at "ripass".
@DevonPalmer984 жыл бұрын
I love when my wrinkly face stretches
@BinkleXVI4 жыл бұрын
Don't we all
@nadussias4 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@lazywatermellon4 жыл бұрын
awe yes, finally, a oney ASMR I can sleep soundly too. bless.
@delo-dreams4 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until someone makes a horror ASMR with Julian wheezing from far away and it slowly approaches.
@danceswithmetroids1624 жыл бұрын
"Please don't hang up I'm very lonely" "...goodybe." *click* "Anyway sir we-" "You haven't defeated me." Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That's totally the attitude I get from customers sometimes LMAO
@amphibianking42773 жыл бұрын
46:37 I can’t handle this part, it’s too instant
@ralofmcskooma39622 жыл бұрын
BAZZIINNGAAA
@stinky88124 жыл бұрын
49:13 they made the brap rap go HARD
@thisguy45433 жыл бұрын
Imagine not only having your face as a youtube profile, but also having hearts on said profile. ALL THESE BETAS INFESTING EVERYTHING GOOD, EVEN ONEYPLAYS
@dogwashthefirst5972 жыл бұрын
@@thisguy4543 the fuck are you on about lad
@larrygriffin43437 ай бұрын
@@thisguy4543 at least they took the time to not be a lazy fucker and actually put a pfp rather than just a letter pfp with blank color. though you could say the same about me, im not the one yelling at people for what their pfps are. if you're gonna make an argument, be better than them in your own words or else you'll get the same treatment. if you're too lazy to actually try to be morally consistent, don't make the argument.
@Spearmph24 жыл бұрын
I freaked out when I saw "Editing by: Ding Dong". But I realized it's just because they're using old clips he edited ;~;
@DaniJam054 жыл бұрын
Damn bro same
@ChaseFace4 жыл бұрын
He will never be back Just accept it and the pain will subside
@Spearmph24 жыл бұрын
@@ChaseFace No
@vivianjames3574 жыл бұрын
@@Spearmph2 out of the two of you I dont know who to root for. My heart.
@combativeThinker4 жыл бұрын
Who the hell is Ding Dong?
@r.l.steinfeld14484 жыл бұрын
20:20 is probably my favorite part in oneyplays history
@screamy_2 жыл бұрын
julians so effortlessly funny. the “is he turning into plankton?” or the “im a stranger!” always make me cackle. not to mention his wonderful RAHBIE RAHTTENs and old lady voices.
@AyyyyyPapi3 жыл бұрын
it fucking kills me when Chris laughs so hard from his stomach that he accidentally sounds like plankton laughing
@firebirdnewt3 жыл бұрын
Plankton saying Obama care doesn't work, he's the real villan had me dying
@kiwibear22654 жыл бұрын
YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE SWEET LAUGHTER
@randomguyontheinternet79404 жыл бұрын
That Banjo-Kazooie Playthrough still remains as the best letsplay to watch late at night.
@zandermetrakos26374 жыл бұрын
I get nostalgic watching their polar Express let's play. Its dumb but these dumb boys have a place in my heart
@randomguyontheinternet79404 жыл бұрын
@@zandermetrakos2637 The Pikmin 2 and Mario 64 ones are also fantastic.
@mittensvestitus2 жыл бұрын
Love the fact that they are so obsessed with the Simpsons that they called it the Ribwich instead of the McRib
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Жыл бұрын
😂
@jakewhitworth72674 жыл бұрын
6:27 is literally my favorite part of the entire video
@BuftyFufties3 жыл бұрын
1:13:16 this has to be the most beautiful power build-up ever
@georgewininger34282 жыл бұрын
1:39:14 I believe when Chris heard Julian was going to faint from laughing so hard, he was trying to make him laugh to the point he would.
@Rewdy4 жыл бұрын
Before watching the video: Hope they included the part in the rat game where Lyle breaks out in laughter upon hearing the woman spontaneously scream in absolute horror!
@TheSimMan2 жыл бұрын
Listening to you guys is like listening to the conversations I had in high school/university with the friends I never had. Thank you for helping fill that lonely void in my life ❤️
@spregged72314 жыл бұрын
Jeez by the time we get to the “Markiplier jokes” compilation the opening will be covered in “edited by”s
@ireaperslegend74263 жыл бұрын
1:53:15 “Racheal! I missed you.” Is one of my favorite things on this channel lol
@twoshoedtommy80544 жыл бұрын
I had forgotten this period of my life. 31:45
@thebiggestboi_art9064 жыл бұрын
"You cant ruin the word pizza" Pizza gate: 👀👀👀
@victorbatalha70684 жыл бұрын
Do an awkward silence compilation
@Goodroosters4 жыл бұрын
What is this game grumps
@Sofnuuy4 жыл бұрын
What is this redlettermedia?
@randomguyontheinternet79404 жыл бұрын
@@Goodroosters Nah but seriously
@BigGreaseEX4 жыл бұрын
Title: WE •_•/ awkward silence compilation
@vndrewx4 жыл бұрын
It's Ding Dong and Julian... I shed a tear...
@AutumnOddity2 жыл бұрын
“Daddy dearest, everyone fearest” 😭
@SilverRath21 Жыл бұрын
The moments of them all laughing together are pure seratonin.
@maxalvarez52234 жыл бұрын
“Have you ever heard of... Blab-“ “NOO I HAVEN’T HEARD OF BLABBO!!” Will always make me laugh my ass off thanks Chris and Dingus for being so funne
@Bento_AUS_30594 жыл бұрын
Right now, the world needs Oney and co.'s laughter to light up our lives.
@Xijor4 жыл бұрын
Pretty soon the list of editors will cover the whole screen.
@maggs1313 жыл бұрын
1:29:04 that's the hardest I ever heard ding dong laughing 🤣🤣🤣
@tjmario642 жыл бұрын
11:36 🤣 Hadn't laughed so hard in quite a while and didn't expect the joke. Had me dying of laughter. You guys are amazing and exactly what I needed, thank you!
@TH-od3cu4 жыл бұрын
My favorite bit is the Macdonald's bit. "You haven't defeated me"
@cornercandyshop4 жыл бұрын
chris could laugh at the most unfunny thing in the world and i would crack up, he has the best laugh.
@StamperOSRS3 жыл бұрын
Ding Dong’s Vice city bit about the 80’s has to be one of my favorite bits he’s ever done, he got so confident and animated with it
@EsteemedReptile Жыл бұрын
AHHH HAA HAA THAT'S PRETTY KEWEL!!
@EsteemedReptile Жыл бұрын
AHHH HAA HAA THAT'S PRETTY KEWEL!!
@Evry.One.Hates.Matty.J3 ай бұрын
11:41 bro I was balling on the floor in laughter, like this has no right to be this funny
@g_way2 жыл бұрын
1:38 They laughed exactly an octave apart, in C#
@Fillardmillmore Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I'm surprised by certain audience overlap (just observing your username and pfp)
@g_way Жыл бұрын
@@Fillardmillmore i just love odd men
@Fillardmillmore Жыл бұрын
@@g_way I guess that would be the through-line lol
@grimreminder50384 жыл бұрын
"Oh loard Jaysus, oh that's who it is..." I will forever be in stitches from that 😂
@luisdiegohernandez23264 жыл бұрын
I love Chris's laugh. It's cute.
@Ub3rGr00SS4 жыл бұрын
His chimp laugh is like mine and i love it
@maggs131 Жыл бұрын
Someone pointed out it sounds a lil like Elmo laughing and it's so true 👍
@luisdiegohernandez2326 Жыл бұрын
@@maggs131 Oh that one specific laugh he does? I didn't realized that it sounded familiar to Elmo.
@pikachuclasico23663 жыл бұрын
6:17 is the hardest I’ve laughed at oneyplays in a min
@R3dB0t14 жыл бұрын
1:13:17 The sound when Ding Dong made when he transformed from that weird worm form to his current form
@shademaster246014 жыл бұрын
"I had 56 crayons and I'm down to 23" That belongs on a t-shirt.
@SugarSloth4 жыл бұрын
9:20 Zach speaks poddling.
@Sigma69874 жыл бұрын
I just realized the other day that for the past 10ish years I've pictured Zach in my head as McLovin from Superbad and I never questioned it.
@zerentheunskilled4 жыл бұрын
I'd do just about anything to have DD and Julian back for Kingdom Hearts 3. I know they probably wouldn't want to, but a boy can dream.
@NoOne-qo6nb4 жыл бұрын
You're not alone. Lol
@FortressWolf97 Жыл бұрын
"Doxx HIM, not ME!" The funniest part about that is it pretty much sums up how it tends to go down. XD
@jimmyamadeushelperman35394 жыл бұрын
I used to date a girl who had never heard of oneyplays and she unironically said "they're not from English" when she was talking about someone who didn't speak English, I lost my shit for like 5 minutes straight
@wizardothefool4 жыл бұрын
you shouldve taken out the joke and only leave the laughing , people would have a panic attack lookn for the jokes
@yodaiam93054 жыл бұрын
calm down there satan
@wizardothefool4 жыл бұрын
@@yodaiam9305 they said laughing compilation, not jokes and laughing. if anyone is satan its them for lying
@Gasmaskmax4 жыл бұрын
that wouldve actually been really funny
@obi-onekenerdi4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad it started with Bing Bong and Jewel E. N.
@samuell244 жыл бұрын
This is perhaps the most legendary official oneyplays compilation of all time, and it’s only been out for a day
@MELLOWDRAMA4 жыл бұрын
18:08 YOU HAVENT DEFEATED ME
@Czar_Moss Жыл бұрын
57:48 I love when Julien is more confident and says a banger joke