SPOOKY MS DOS GAMES

[@LaserbeamXperience]

Somewhere in the world you can hear jullian laughing at the monster mash bit

[@odin_191]

I TOOK THE BATH AND I *pained wheezing*

[@mutespittah2051]

DingDong posted a scaaary video today, speaking of those beautiful boys! Ps. I remember the time I fell off a trollie...

[@matthewlong7547]

" I took-I took the bath"

[@ahlikx6295]

dracula and his son

[@LaserbeamXperience]

@@ahlikx6295 Frankenstein, and he's got a gun

[@shimoshamman]

Listening to cory talk about how awesome blood is but get everything entirely wrong about it was peak cory

[@CarlM]

That's the iconic coryism

[@Maskof7eyes2]

We love him for his encyclopedic knowledge of between 10-30% of everything in the known universe

[@jaydeng.3029]

I love how it just devolves into them playing Doom mods without realizing it

[@JeffreyThrash]

And people say there's no creativity in the modern game industry. It's always been this way, at least since we've been getting Pong and Space Invaders clones!

[@AVI-lh6rm]

@@JeffreyThrashyeah. even the video game crash of the 80's was because of an influx of similar, terrible games oversaturating the market lol

[@ducciboi]

I think aside the Pac Man Doom mod only Alien Cabal is on the Doom engine.

[@JeffreyThrash]

@@ducciboi Details, details. It was pretty obvious they were at least Doom clones, if not actually made in the same exact engine as Doom. Basically the same gameplay in different skins and themes.

[@greekfire995]

They should've played the 32x version of the music 💨💨💨💨

[@satanoflight4375]

Seeing them play Blood, even for just a few minutes, was one thing I never expected to see at all on the channel. Not surprised it didn't last long though, since it's a nuts twistingly hard game on any difficulty that isn't the lowest

[@aldxbaran]

I had to convince my friend it wasnt a purposefully impossible game meant to troll you

[@satanoflight4375]

It does really demand a pretty ludicrous level of familiarity with the weapons, layout, movement, and enemies by, at the latest, around level 3. Still absolutely worth playing, in my opinion, if you can get past that initial wall of difficulty

[@hodoupmer]

playing it on a shitty online emulator doesnt help with the framerate too lol if they played any sourceport it would be amazing

[@satanoflight4375]

Very true. But honestly even just grabbing it on steam would be enough simply for the convenience of it

[@unknown6390]

They would have a blast if they played on sourceport

[@foxe2465]

0:38 Cory's laugh triggered a woody the woodpecker trademark and they had to cut two hours

[@IndexInvestingWithCole]

Cory: “I’m uno!” Tomar: “And I’MS DOS!”

[@societalanchor]

Too bad Zach isn't actually in this episode. Or most of Boneyplays.

[@JoanWhack]

Down tO Slayyyyy 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

[@coldcsd]

@@societalanchor zach is actually in this episode he's just doing a really convincing cory/tomar impression(real)

[@Panchyishere]

@@coldcsdif you told me that I’d believe it, which i do

[@El-Burrito]

only people from spanish are gonna get this

[@nottegiew]

The Corey Dracula pop up is way funnier than it should be.

[@penguiin12]

was not expecting king drac to pop up of all people lol

[@oof3821]

Tomar found these games on a haunted floppy disk he got from zach after his brother "mysteriously" dissapeared and just by coincidence the main character looks just like him

[@travismcnasty51]

Don't copy that floppy.

[@HatTrex]

Zach's spooky garage sale, the next day the house was empty and long abandoned, no neighbours have any recollection of Zach or the garage sale.

[@awfullysomething]

Realistic red bloody eyes

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

These comments need to leave the comedy to the guys in the videos.

[@Sandux930]

Zach's Uncle***

[@DocZhong]

It’s crazy how into Chris-Chan lore Chris and Cory are, and somehow they’re part of it

[@desuretard8654]

Cory did make Sonichu The Animated Series after all

[@KurpMcPurp]

Wasn't Cory also one of the judges for the singing contest?

[@Hugsloth]

Chris-chan is widely considered to be the most thoroughly documented person in history. His 'lore' covers basically his entire life since winning that contest, which is why even summary videos are 5 hours long.

[@PatienceKiss]

Cory did get his start trolling Chris chan after all. Him and Lyle have eidetic Christory memory and slip into autistic fugue states when reciting it

[@pierrebegley2746]

​@@KurpMcPurpHe was!

[@CophinRuinz0rKestra]

Love how they go from Tomar Doom/Blood to Oblivion Imperial Guard NPCs to Chris-Chan running around a house with a laser gun.

[@patrickmaybe2197]

8:28 we were so close to getting another rendition of the funny scream song.

[@SuperEndeg]

Them playing Blood would actually be pretty sick.

[@whoevertf]

Anybody playing Blood is pretty sick.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

5 episodes of the crew imitating that death scream

[@PatienceKiss]

23:36 The mention of "paying with blood" sent Tomar into an instinctive panic for different reasons.

[@JohnDoe-z2r]

im so surprised so few noticed hrm i guess few have read the tomanifesto

[@baconandx1858]

For the game at 21:02, I hope you’re reading this because I’d seriously like you guys to come back and retry this. My first full experience of Blood was playing it on an msdos emulator site and what makes Blood fantastic in modern standards is that you can go into the options and bind everything without messing with dos. I set up everything to be WASD and managed to play through all four chapters, albeit it at a much lower frame rate than it’s source ports and Fresh Supply on Steam and GoG. The game is also super hard so watch out

[@sleepypog]

Yeah same I really enjoyed blood as well. Would love to see those fellas play through it

[@TheFingledorf]

Yes, I've wanted them to play Blood for years, and Fresh Supply looks great. :) Shame their first impression was so rough though :P

[@alfiegordon9013]

Not to metion NBlood is really really easy to setup, and is 100% worth it for proper gpu / sound support, and perspective correct textures

[@worldoffood123]

Yeah, whatever website they're using to emulate runs like trash. Games could be janky back then, but they definitely weren't this bad.

[@ultraspinalki11]

​@@worldoffood123know any good sites that do a decent job at emulation dos game?

[@brendan1871]

7:20 Chris: *moderate fan of Noita, having notably returned to the game for multiple let's play videos at different times* Also Chris: "I've never seen a game where you smash open the treasure chests. That's a good idea."

[@superblambo2592]

When you forget to tell your boy where the hellevator is in terraria 5:44

[@victorfromwiisports6038]

Glad Tomar is finally able to play horror games again after the "udder incident".

[@Maximilian1990]

Oh no, not an udder incident

[@joshuahughes4704]

To be fair, it was not his whole udder

[@dsc9694]

​@@joshuahughes4704 only about three or four went live

[@keithleracc]

I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT!

[@BiggestBigBoy]

and with those big, unwieldy paws.

[@minerpig04]

Nothing will ever dethrone Spooky Splash

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

He did a big-a bash

[@Virgil-280]

Blood is so fucking elite. The holiest of the holy trinity. Imagine playing outside of a source port. Couldn't be me

[@mrstopid9169]

I will forever be impressed by Chris's ability to say "STOP" and for a moment make my countless childhood hours in oblivion trigger a flight or fight response in me

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

17:30 OH MY GOD! The boys discover Capstone: The Pinnacle of Entertainment Software!

[@berke2336]

Blood is one of the most slept on DOS shooters of all time

[@plasma5545]

that is not true

[@pirateplatypus]

slept on my ass, it's one of, if not the most popular

[@morgboat744]

@@plasma5545yeah cmon Blood is one of the like four DOS shooters anyone talks about lol

[@CM-di1oz]

@@morgboat744 cmon, theres like a dozen nerds that talk about DOS shooters to begin with

[@ItsBeenAwhilePodcast]

0:52 tomar is literally always talking about how little boys "fill out their sleeves" its absurd!

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

Abturd

[@JoanWhack]

What does he mean my sleeves? Surely he can’t mean… chainmail? We know he likes to get them to drink a lot of American milk and send them into combat. I just didn’t see him caring that much about their well being, to give them chain mail.

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

It’s his Zionist propaganda. He thinks boys “sleeves” get full up with impurities, and so must be “cleaved in twain” per his words.

[@connor48880]

he meant the picture you PERV

[@kuvoski3297]

Holy shit 27:15 might be my favorite moment of this year's boney plays.

[@alexsparkes9000]

I never in my day would ever think Oney and friends would ever play Monster Bash that was my childhood

[@alexsparkes9000]

Watching my childhood made me realize how great kids have it now a days with their framerates and graphics ;'(

[@ab-gail]

@@alexsparkes9000 Reverse Boomer moment

[@alexsparkes9000]

👴

[@tweeeeeex]

dude ME TOO. I used to play the shit out of the monster bash games as a very wee lad. They weren’t great but they had their charm. Weird to see it resurrected here

[@LunyDR]

That Dracula Flow 3 edit was fantastic

[@Immor7alBG]

This shit ain't nothin' to me man

[@smartfella7914]

We’re smokin filtered crack

[@connor48880]

TIMESTAMP PLEASE

[@noahbarnhartandit2365]

​@@connor48880You must've forget... I've BEEN him. I AM him. 30:46

[@cheezy_urbz5310]

I don’t care if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyways

[@moistcheezits1101]

I’d never thought I’d see Dracula flow in an episode of Oneyplays

[@g_umbly]

This shit ain’t nothin to me man

[@smartfella7914]

We straight gassin

[@BigBoyBillSneed]

Literally never would have predicted Oneyplays Blood

[@Pirouyy]

7:53 Woah, I can't believe what a thrill this part of the video was !

[@LovleyLemonade]

The game over at 17:22 was hilarious.

[@cognitiveinterlace715]

Chris’s goofy fucking impression of the things “OoOoOoo” killed me

[@CarlM]

Like how are you even supposed to dodge that? UUUUUUUOOOOOHHH

[@RealBillyFanword]

I'm so happy they decided to continue Fear and Hunger after Cory showed them how to get Dash in the beginning.

[@JoanWhack]

Did you say Rainbow Dash?

[@cc1093]

No he ment Jhonny Dash, he's the fourth main secret companion

[@JoanWhack]

@@cc1093 don’t gaslight me

[@D00dman]

COME ON EVERYPONY! *SMWILE SMWILE SMWILE!*

[@PALACIO254]

Johnny dash is a secret character

[@BigChillenXD]

Tomar dug these up from his backyard next to the seemingly endless pile of bodies

[@TonyRaccaroni]

seeing them play blood brought me great joy now more people will know of its beauty

[@sundew1]

Idk bros, this episode of Oney Plays might be too scary for the likes of me. I might have to tune in next week after spooky season is over

[@TalonMerc]

They should play the Nightdive port of Blood. Much more playable than the version they were playing

[@petatersandgravye2n]

yeah, anything would have been better than the browser-mode experience

[@FatherJosephofMomma]

If anyone who doesn't know likes to know Blood wasn't developed on the Doom source engine, it was the Build engine by Ken Silverman made for 3D Realms games.

[@FauxRaidenator]

So it's a quake clone

[@bruhbbawallace]

​@FauxRaidenator closer to duke 3d

[@oof3821]

30:47 i did not expect to see dracula flow 3 on an oneyplays episode

[@Graffels]

8:28 MGS4 Flashbacks to Yoshi's Dead and Loving It! playthrough

[@vincenzo082]

Spat in his sack *Julian dies*

[@Kola25_97]

Never in my wildest dreams would I think the boys would experience the horrors of a Capstone game. Our favorite prisoner in the US Department of Special Corrections has warned us to stay the hell away from the "pinnacle of entertainment software".

[@Dekkard5]

Oh hey Civvie!

[@connor48880]

Can you fill me in?

[@1776SolidSnake]

@@connor48880civvie11. Not personally a fan, especially of the “im a prisoner forced to make content bit” but alot of people like him

[@connor48880]

also I’d just like to say that I legitimately cannot believe I just so happened to watch the video “[Vinesauce] Vinny - Vinny Breaks over "Capussi", Laughs for Five Minutes” immediately after this one and lo and behold you made one of the top comments 10k likes. congrats.

[@Dekkard5]

@@1776SolidSnake I like his breakdowns of how older games worked in his reviews

[@crazyBloodmonkey]

dracula flow really is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@Ireallyreallywishiwerenthere]

ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES! My dad and I watch that and the “Toxic Avenger” series every October ❤😂

[@CM-di1oz]

as someone whos played blood forever its so weird for me to see someone not pick up the dynamite and flares in the starting crypt, thats just so ingrained in me.

[@jellyweasel7663]

20:20 hey genuine question: does Cory think that 8 + 50 = 85 ?

[@swaaws]

25:38 frankenfruck is one of my favorite spooky Halloween monsters

[@CROUTONZZ]

26:15 I doubt even Tomar could've predicted Chris would be free and on the internet again by the time this video went up

[@cwder]

The vampire Cory at 1:28 killed me

[@Casbury_]

thank you editor dracula flow is epic

[@JackindaSack]

that dogshit dracula game is the inspiration for the Strong Bad Email about the text adventure game about crenallations, parapets, and the unattainable flask

[@Kanohoro]

"I just wanted to try out the combat" says Tomar, as bodies pile up in the railway station

[@jconley2795]

I'd love to see the boys play more Blood

[@CarlM]

Maybe they could play the steam version. Much better framerate than this, and you can save. Higher chance for them to finish it

[@PooBrainBatman]

13:49 I love how the zombie turns and looks like its coming straight at you!

[@UnderTheSkin13]

22:00 "Hey I'm Rob Zombie, and this is MTV Cribs."

[@cybermexi-8100]

30:46 Drac Grips with lead vocalist, MC Vamp

[@amotl2001]

I wanted DOOM but all I saw was CHEAPY THE CHEAPSKATE

[@tickleson8661]

Fun peace of trivia the artist for Isle of the Dead is Myk Friedman, who helped make the Simpsons Doom mod and had a youtube channel where he made the Ultimate Cartoon Fighting series.

[@Ivory.Iris.]

THAT GREEN WITCH AT THR BEGINNING SCARED ME SO MUCH!!!

[@otakunofuji]

Tomar wandering around lost in Doom 1-1 is shameful. Come on, man!

[@sleepypog]

Man i know 1-1 like the back of my ASS

[@-Zakhiel-]

Pick tism.

[@mmy2k48]

"Carlton Cringe" is such a hard ass name

[@MegaUMK3]

Never in my life expected these boys to be playing blood and not surprised at all by how short it was lol

[@SeanMcGehee]

Adding the Yoshi's Island music was a good choice. Also someone needs to make a full Chrischan Doom mod now

[@mystikgleam9541]

Corey Tomar and Chris get whiplash from Johnny Dash after a really bad crash

[@quaker47]

the homestar runner guys played that vampire text game for halloween last year

[@Drewbie176]

Thanks for the video guys, but these games are way too scary for me to watch.

[@TheRedWardog]

Seeing Monster Bash being played first really reminded me how much I miss those early Jontron videos.

[@frankclayton]

Love the different 3d intros

[@link101smash6]

Seeing Monster Bash gave me major classic Jontron flashbacks.

[@FearLoathing7777]

Damn, I love when oneyplays breaks out the vintage text adventures

[@sissel02]

akshually Blood is made in the Duke Nukem 3D engine

[@TheFingledorf]

Please play the spookiest game ever: "Pajama Sam: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside"

[@st.haborym]

"Blood is a Doom clone!" * facepalm *

[@Ashmanchan10]

Monster bash! That's some nostalgia

[@left4twenty]

Strongbads playthrough of vampire castle is the definitive playthrough

[@Anthony-mt3sn]

Please play more of the game with the naked green goblins. Thank you.

[@outbakjak]

Fucking Dracula Flow reference made me lol. Good job bois

[@norg18]

In my land that green alien is called "gimme that thang" in spanish the "dame tu cosita"

[@stevefromaccounting7638]

23:03 *pauses, starts making "doommar", brainblast the perfect way to build entire game on tomar needing bathrooms & keys, 3 months have passed, finally done, sit down to finish watching this, 13 minutes later they hate doom mods* ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ )

[@VincentTheBadGuy]

20:58 Good grief, they gotta experience Blood this way? 😓

[@KEN117MC]

"They Bounce?" *Rewind to the very begining where the slingshots were bouncing when tomar was trying to open the first dog cage*

[@Necromortus]

Zach, Tomar and freaking Monster Bash! What a delicious treat!

[@lasagnamoment2340]

I know why Cory is laughing 1:03

[@spaghettimkay5795]

It's such a shame that you guys did a Trunp bit and Zach wasn't there...

[@totaldramasurvivor9723]

The return of the Monster Mash.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

"Tomar! Do what you would do in real life..." Proceeds to kill all goblins

[@Porkey_Minch]

Goblins had it coming for the last 800 years.

[@Madness200]

​@@Porkey_MinchWithout them, we wouldn't have Zach. Keep that in mind the next time you spout such deplorable rhetoric. 😤

[@Yourname942]

Set quality to 360p for best results (how pixelart was intended to look on CRT tvs)

[@donhonk]

DOS shit is comfy as hell brother

[@Madness200]

Thats the truuf.

[@Jimbobowitz]

So happy to see the boys finally playing Videlectrix classic “Thy Dungeon Man “

[@Beneficial_Gamer]

35:05 We need a full version of "I can't fight this Tomar anymore"

[@ronocko]

get ye flask, but you cant get ye flask...

[@AkiRa22084]

Blood is among the best and most beloved FPS games of all time.

[@Sh5h5h]

Cory has the hobbit of calling things rip-offs that are way older than the thing he thinks its ripped off from. also in the begin when he's asking what the original Dracula is called i'm pretty sure he means Nosferatu. Wich is an actual rip-off of Dracula

[@Sh5h5h]

well... its more of a habit i guess

[@FullCaber]

i think i am always most excited to see halloween oneyplays

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

8 HP + 50 armor = 85 hits??? That's bad even for Cory... Edit: "Blood is a Doom mod" is pretty bad too, but it pales in comparison to 8+50=85

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

The overwhelming autistic urge to make a Jontron reference about walking pants is strong.

[@HeckYep]

Bro they did NOT just give me an ad for the Humane Society while Tomar was rescuing cats in Monster Bash. That's some fuckin' whiplash.

[@matthewlong7547]

Nice dracula flow cameo

[@Dr_Blasphemy]

27:19 Cory literally laughs like Tigger

[@PeAcEsMoKeR421]

8:26 is a reference to when they did monster mash with ding dong and julian.

[@Sniff738]

This video just reminded me they have basic knowledge of Doom/Boomer Shooters, since most people play them on source ports and not through DOS emulation.

[@Nothing-zw3yd]

Leisure Suit Larry: In The Land of the Lounge Lizards will forever be the best MS-DOS game ever created.

[@pyrotechnick420]

It appears that the editor is just as obsessed with the Chrono Trigger OST as I am.