Making Children Disappear in FORSPOKEN

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[@BetweenWaters]

Ah yes, my favorite video game quest where you walk up to sheep 4 times and press a button to make the screen fade to black so the devs don't have to animate anything. Truly timeless game design.

[@MN-os6is]

Gameless time design

[@playcube4564]

the 3d pokemon experience

[@zidaneffixexe]

Designless time game

[@j.2512]

AAA tier with the Ubisost seal of approval

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

Literal RPG maker shit

[@kabbablabba4073]

of course lyle's favorite part of FF7 remake is the part where you kill rats

[@ForeverLaxx]

It's really sad when Dark Souls, a literal brown and grey purgatory world, has more color and life than an ancient, thriving city.

[@Amoeba26]

Chris not liking chicken is something I didn't know I didn't want to hear.

[@Iceman10000]

Some of Chris' hot takes have convinced me he's only a few steps away from becoming one of those "diet and exercise are a waste of time" influencers

[@olknoxlo]

@@Iceman10000 He draws himself fat. People that do what you're referring to draw their avatars/personal inserts as skinny.

[@cadestockman5731]

@@Iceman10000tbf chicken is like one of the least tastiest proteins. I’d rather beef, pork, and seafood.

[@martinmon3123]

​@@olknoxlovery true.

[@Iceman10000]

​@@cadestockman5731He also hates seafood lol. And exercise.

[@Xbalanque84]

7:43 Never change, Zach.

[@Algoraphobic]

We watch Forspoken in the family room on the wall-mounted 72" plasma screen

[@Vespilord]

After the organ incident you can't trust zach to have actual knowledge on how anything works

[@Scorpion-xe3pt]

The what???

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

@@Scorpion-xe3pt The time when Zach broke into a hospital and harvested all of the patients organs

[@oh_minus]

fat dudes blowin air

[@Scorpion-xe3pt]

@@mittycommitspizzatime92 oh god i didn't know his fentanyl addiction has gotten this bad

[@rotchicoman9867]

Still one of my favorite bits from the Witch Hunt series, Chris had a little joke to lower Tomar's guard down so Zach could floor Tomar with an even more absurd joke right after

[@ab-gail]

10:36 I love the Stick Woman.

[@fatsmcgee6547]

I jokingly told my boss I was "forSPOKEN for" when he asked me out but he still pushed me against the wall and shoved his tongue down my throat hahahaha what a funny guy

[@genericusername9997]

It's not your fault.

[@millennialboomer6780]

Your boss kissed you... With his FREAKING MOUTH!

[@jackelewish1568]

That was him "castling" his "pawns" in a big "game".

[@JashtheBrash]

I didn't know you worked for Joshua Tomar

[@barrothontherocks3325]

you were kinda asking for it with what you were wearing, the burlap potato sack is pretty much an open invitation

[@keeleon]

So they make a whole side quest about feeding sheep and don't even have an animation to feed the sheep? They could have just. not done that.

[@Bzehburger]

1:36 Tf does she mean with "they're alright i guess", she literally let a bag with millions in cash burn to save her cat. God.

[@Big_Finger_Jim]

Erm, that’s called character developement. Get it right, buckaroonie.

[@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood]

Don’t you know that protagonists need to be pissy and apathetic about everything to be relatable? Jesus dude, read a book!

[@sebastianesquivel5011]

7:42 they almost didn't do a voice, but they got to it a little at the end, the dead bugs bit cracked me up

[@louisbowels6858]

"Fever nightmare" is such a terrifying concept

[@candythegremlin]

I’m fascinated by the idea of fever dreams. It’s like when you’re sick. Your brain just takes all the weirdness stowed away and shows it to you.

[@Brendito1]

Im really excited to see Zach’s synthol journey

[@Slop_Dogg]

i saw him at a convention recently, he’s 6ft wide now

[@pengmaeda9908]

I never even thought about the idea how this civilization's infrastructure here basically just looks like ancient ruins as if ancient ruins are what the whole civilization looked like at the time. That is actually insane.

[@Woter_X]

15:50 this was the best “whatever it was” ever

[@sunnivamhagatun]

this is one of my favorite playthroughs on this channel

[@TheWizeGoat]

shes wearing the green flubber from Oogies Revenge on ps2

[@girlweird833]

I don't care what y'all say about Freya, she's mine. She's my Freya and you can't take her away from me!

[@PALACIO254]

I'm from the government dude I'm taking that fray dude

[@redbuck1385]

​@@PALACIO254We have to get these Frays off our streets.

[@kennyf2184]

There better be a side quest in bowlbo the quest for bing bing where you stomp 100 roaches

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Don't like your own comment bub

[@kennyf2184]

@@PlayNiceFolks I didnt

[@norg18]

Up+B catapult launch Side B is a Lunge (mash to keep bitting fingers) Down+B is a counter/parried strike I could make the entire move set but I gotta make time.

[@HectorLopez0217]

How often does OneyPlays think about Ancient Rome

[@redbuck1385]

Well, they say a human male thinks about ancient Rome roughly every 6 minutes, so between two men and a Lyle, I would say anywhere from 180 to 602 times during an episode.

[@halocray]

1:34 my name is actually Cray and I take major offense to that joke, i would never want to be attributed to frey

[@TravisFebruary]

13:39 the “big bada boom!” (from The 5th Element) of Forspoken

[@rhydondaddy]

I read the title as “Making Children Disappear in POKÉMON”

[@DoodleThis]

What happened to the last Forespoken video?

[@operationb.e.n6480]

Still waiting for the last episode of YIIK Chris...

[@shezmu24]

I took a big drink right as Zach brought up the Indian guy making curry and Chris getting spooked and it took all of my willpower not to spit it all out over my monitor

[@Sh5h5h]

I love Chris' forced optimism

[@colemanbuckner2885]

Hadel flows through my veins

[@AfferbeckBeats]

Can't wait to see someone animate the curry section, some chef getting jacked before cooking

[@sir-ln4qf]

They already did a Christopher Columbus ERB, he was against the star trek guy.

[@ledyagi7278]

2:24 That looks like when you clip into one of the main holds in Skyrim, a famously buggy, decade old game.

[@hereticwaffle5514]

i had a dream where Oney for-SPOKEn to me

[@Legolord52]

15:54 Charlie’s Grandma from Smiling Friends

[@steppenhenge]

6:54 so close... a needle in a haystack or a hadel in a kneestack

[@PastaPutin]

Erm, Christopher Columbus was already in an ERB actually. It was against Captain Kirk.

[@donspulish]

that guy's voice reminds me of the saints row reboot protag

[@JohnDoe-z2r]

The way everything in this game tries to be cool, quirky, or funny, is killing me

[@Perfefernefer]

Forespoken? More like Foreskin

[@rodmullen64]

Oh boy here we go

[@samwallaceart288]

Dear God every time I tune back in words can't express how oppressively boring this game looks. 10/10 quality content

[@calebpribyl5152]

Yes more forsponeyken With zacuff and lyfrey!

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

i like that he knows what the sphere grid is

[@NutOnYoutube]

I can't wait for The Scrubber to be added to smash!

[@JacobVonRoker]

dude this is final fantasy xii

[@JayTohab]

Nah that was better, this is more like xvi

[@lizardskynard4726]

The bits in this episode were phenomenal 🫡

[@shizamza]

Dude there was 0 gameplay in this it’s literally insane

[@Jonathan-gk8jq]

Please someone make an animated of the makeup bit, holy fuck

[@AmIntrigued]

Please finish this for our amusement 🙏

[@Kaiber132]

HEY THATS NO WAY TO- man he wasnt even emoting lol he was basically t-posting

[@MrThemanofdoom]

Wtf she has a cat at the beginning

[@frogsby996]

Man Chris didn't fuckin eat the garlic sauce & tahini with his chicken at zankou no wonder he didnt like it, plus they got beef tarna. Smh bro gotta use his noggin.

[@sucygin7803]

Boy oh boy, last time I was this early, the Tomar Emeralds will still in their temple!

[@EvanSilvia]

this game is a load of buffalo poop in my ear or somethin

[@RedHeadFury-]

Unbelievable, the Fore has Spoken

[@fahr]

what up my sneakerheads

[@MetalLazer1980]

I’d definitely rate this game a wibbly wobbly voosh goo goo ga ga out of 10.

[@dante_0962]

9:55 why does the kid look like a remastered or update graphics for Xbox 360?

[@shicks8546]

Clicked as soon as I saw Zach in the thumbnail

[@Nutsacula]

I saw that cut right after the ERBOH begin, which means theyre hiding quite possibly the most rancid oneymoment of all plays

[@afluffywhitekitty8589]

A TALKING CUFF!??!?!?!?!

[@April84012]

Lyle is totally right about the animal thing. That is actual poopoo writing. How could they just forget about their main character's pretty simple characterization?

[@SnagTheRabbit]

She cared about her cat so much she completely forgot about the 5000 dollars she left to burn in the apartment. Now she's like, "eh, animals are fine."

[@biggrimace6506]

@@SnagTheRabbitthat was like 100,000 easily

[@Sonicfalcon16]

And we know lyle can write better games

[@robotjones6434]

@@SnagTheRabbit Also how she wanted to pet the monster dogs at the beginning of the game.

[@JoanWhack]

She loves cats but hates animals. That’s not bad writing. That’s just everyone who’d rather have a cat than a child

[@SimonBanquillo]

Frey overdosing under a bridge is my headcanon now

[@j.2512]

Frey: "I can't breathe"

[@samwallaceart288]

She's with Gandalf, spinning on the floor

[@amentco8445]

​@@j.2512oh come on, Frey would say "Oh my god, am I really not breathing right now underneath this dingy bridge, choking on my own vomit? That's what's happening?"

[@Xbalanque84]

​@@j.2512 ...Meh, the inevitable "mostly peaceful protests" would be worth it in the end.

[@nanomario]

*A bunch of kids bring you flowers as a gift* Normal person reaction: Oh! Thanks! Frey reaction: What the hell?

[@mishamorozov5325]

To be honest if a bunch of grubby little children came up to me on the streets of a pseudo-medieval fantasy city and gave me flowers, my first assumption would be that they're trying to distract me from something

[@PALACIO254]

​@@mishamorozov5325that happens nowadays where little gypsy children run up to you distract you than take your wallet but the thief child got squished

[@crash-ew6hw]

@@mishamorozov5325 weirdly paranoid but ok

[@TheHolySemiColon]

@@crash-ew6hwThat’s actually a reasonable thing to be cautious of in many countries.

[@violethill5781]

Don't forget, those were ghost children

[@kingofthemoon3063]

Zach's right about the town design. Not only does it look like it was destroyed 2000 years ago, it looks like it was never meant to have people living in it to begin with. There's no clear streets or neighborhoods, just a bunch of huge plazas with a handful of buildings, with no sign of where people actually live or work. It looks like this place was meant as some sort of monument or oversized palace grounds and not a place for people to actually live in.

[@d00gz_]

The Indian Curry joke feels like a lost audio clip from a SleepyCabin episode. Instant classic Zach bit.

[@lv99roidmage25]

We’re unironically gonna have a Forspoken finale before YIIK finale

[@paulj6805]

Im convinced the YIIK finale is never gonna release.

[@BunkerFox]

"The YIIK series has no set schedule! It'll be done when it's done!" @@paulj6805

[@Unsolver]

why would you want a finale of a boring game with boring co-hosts

[@bbq_pigeon]

Id be very surprised if they finish this game

[@Unsolver]

@RadAgain I'm working on it

[@boohaloo1]

Forspoken was one of the funniest series they did, so glad they're brining it back

[@gomibak514]

i love when they brine back series like these

[@SquidJustice]

@@gomibak514 I love when they use their brine in their big witch's cauldron to cook up some tasty and savory videos.

[@i_barely_hee-know_her]

They are dunking it in a thick brine

[@clotslurp]

They dipped it in a vat of green water

[@LN997-i8x]

Their sheer, unanimous contempt for the game is super funny.

[@MrMooneh]

Thanks to this game sneakerheads can finally see some representation

[@ieatmice751]

Fucking sneakerhead

[@heh_boaner]

I like how Frey's character design implies she puts more effort into her hair than she's willing to give to filthy peasants.

[@VelascoAnastasi]

It’s called being a New Yorker

[@Hegataro]

Don't forget that she also finds the time and makes an effort to do her nails

[@2stroke438]

@@Hegataro woman moment.

[@JeffreyThrash]

To be fair, that’s true for basically all of Square Enix’s character designs. Especially if they were designed by Tetsuya Nomura. If you’re playing Final Fantasy 7 wondering how Cloud finds the time to make his hair look like that every morning, for instance, then you are not playing Final Fantasy 7 correctly.

[@makeitthrough_]

​@@JeffreyThrashI really wish they never let that hack take the wheel

[@BrandEver117]

I like how they were too lazy to do an extremely simple animation of her putting her hand near a sheep and instead just used a black screen that says "fed the sheep"

[@pkpong]

I think this game is such a failure on so many levels that it’s genuinely fascinating. From the writing, to the world building, to the gameplay I think it’s only once in a blue moon we get a game this incompetent. But god is it fun to watch

[@j.2512]

I wish, every other AAA is just like this crap

[@lessgoofyone]

What a waste of next gen tech

[@Goatllama]

The more I see the more in disbelief I become This is parody, it has to be parody

[@samwallaceart288]

The fact that there's so much graphics work and detail put into something so utterly dead inside

[@pacayo4262]

Its like if they were trying to put everything wrong with AAA games in one

[@alwayshere6956]

Im so glad you guys kept playing this

[@lollipopwee1]

Same, these guys are unrivaled in terms of content, lol.

[@Tttt-740]

​@cardboredmtgthanks cardboredmtg

[@Solbrave00]

I hope they go back to Yiik after the update

[@peepeepoopoo5396]

Its so fucking funny

[@placebo4660]

I bet they are too

[@capacitatedflux]

More from these sneakerheads? 😮‍💨

[@capacitatedflux]

(I really really hope Ms. KZbin doesn't take this seriously)

[@BigScreamingBaby]

You can't use that word anymore that words been added to the ADL hate list.

[@michaelchimenti2847]

These SNEAKERHEADS

[@xnotasweatx]

Fucken sneakerhead

[@KC-bg1th]

@@michaelchimenti2847 You won’t believe it. A fucking _sneakerhead_ moved in two houses down. 😠

[@ProbablyKir]

I still find it interesting how a group of 3 naked guys in a room making improvised sex jokes is funnier and more interesting than a script written by professionals with degrees.

[@maibenmoogle931]

I genuinely believe this was written by AI

[@ginogatash4030]

There's no degrees in writing, it's not like studying for being doctors, anyone can screenwrite as seen here. Though this game looks pretty fucked even from a mere functionality standpoint, like it's not as broken as something like Gollum, but there's a ton of weird shit like the fade to black feeding sheep quest where it's clear they had to cut corners like crazy so it's safe to say things haven't been smooth with production. This game is also from before the writers strikes so it kinda comes back to the old "you get what you pay for" I guess, I don't think anyone working on this was particularly passionate, it's a very cynical first draft you shit out in an hour to meet deadlines and move on.

[@j.2512]

Japanese dev but they hired westoids to write. Big Mistake, someone had to commit seppuku over letter californians write your game

[@grundlestiltzken761]

​@@j.2512 Really missed out on that famously great Japanese writing lmao

[@souljaboy.6668]

yea this was NOBODYS passion project im sure@@ginogatash4030

[@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580]

Thank God the writer’s strike is done so this amazing type of storytelling can thrive once again.

[@ginogatash4030]

Actually I think if anything it should improve things cause after all you get what you pay for, and this game clearly went through some messy production.

[@jamesonjones6952]

Wasn’t this made by the Japanese? They wouldn’t be effected by the strike

[@selectionn]

I would say having AI do the writing is better, but the AI is trained from the same shitty writing.

[@namecomingsoon9517]

And be paid fairly for their services

[@ginogatash4030]

@@jamesonjones6952 Square Enix merely published this, they have worked with western studios before with mixed results.

[@mattsmith457]

Zach's "How It's Made: Curry" joke at 7:42 is an all time classic

[@chillcastpodcast]

i was in tears eehhehehehe

[@rockofshame]

I’d also put Zach’s ballpit incident at 5:30 up there as well lol

[@yungskeleton-wotvffbe8939]

TOILET HUMOR IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!

[@shelby5809]

you're missing 13:33

[@shelby5809]

13:33 has me fucking in tears literally dude what the fuck is happening

[@MitridatedCarbon]

Frey Forspoken is so horrible she would date Alex Yiik, and end up marrying him out of fear of getting old. They are basically the same person.

[@dinkshrinkem]

She looks vaguely ethnic enough for Yiik

[@starscreamx7]

Here's two pro tips for devs: 1: Throw in colorful banners and interesting plant life over your fantasy brick city so there's some semblance of character in the world itself rather than looking at one dull wash of stone. 2: If you're forced to do a tedious side quest to feed animals, maybe do a freakish fantasy creature instead of sheep. Sure you're still doing a crap task, but at least you're interacting with a unique being from the realm and possibly better understanding how their world functions

[@samwallaceart288]

3: If the player needs to go feed the sheep, ANIMATE THEM FEEDING THE SHEEP. Let them SEE it. With their eye-holes.

[@scottgerloffs6148]

I feel like colourless cities actually feel epic and foreboding and sometimes even more beautiful than highly coloured cities if pulled off right, but forespoken does not pull them off right

[@vita_pulchra_est]

except the dev studio is already gone 🤣

[@wolliveryoutube]

@@scottgerloffs6148yeah Minas Tirith is a city of white stone, and it looks epic. But it’s like what Zach was saying, Minas Tirith is a city at its peak so you see it at its peak. This game’s city is supposed to be at its peak but we see it as a heap of crumbling stones and collapsed marble ruins. And it’s certainly worth thinking about how vibrant and colorful the medieval world really looked. Constantinople was a city of rich dyes, imported silk, elaborate frescoes, mosaics, and religious icons. You might see those icons everywhere you go. If you buy medicine in a shop, you would see images of Sts. Cosmos and Damian looking over you, or St. Catherine in a library or bookstore. Or the incredible cathedrals of Western Europe, with their painted statues and stained glass windows. The world doesn’t have to just be black, brown, and grey.

[@joshuawilliams9247]

@@wolliveryoutubealso book accurate Minas Tirith had tons of gardens and statues and banners and the bottom wall was made of the same polished black stone that Saruman’s tower was made of

[@QuantumPineapple]

I've been storing up the fat in my body all winter for this!

[@PastaPutin]

It's november.

[@JoanWhack]

Choild: “Look mummay! It’s the brown laday!” Mummay: “Shut up racist choild! She has powers.”

[@Kaxology]

and her power is stealing stuff apparently

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Black girl magic

[@franzdevedeux5411]

my favorite thing about these videos is the idea of Lyle playing this game trying to make something interesting happen and then Camera Colossus going through the footage trying to find 20 minutes of content, and all he found was jokes about poop and chicken.

[@mags-lv8hb]

this world looks like the sandbox levels of the original lego harry potter games

[@JayTohab]

🤣

[@violethill5781]

Zach is 100% right about how bland this game looks. The walls, the ceilings, the floors, the railings, the outfits, the sky, the clouds, the dirt, the grass, they could have picked a unique color for any one of those things. At least put in some flowers

[@violethill5781]

It is way too easy to zone out while watching this game and see nothing but a vague shifting mass of brownish gray

[@llbit]

It's funny that the grey boring New York streets in this game are so much more colourful than this fantasy town that just looks like ruins you would find in our own world.

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

Brown eyes being referred to as tar pits is a level of absurdity I am glad I witnessed.

[@dandy269]

Frey NEEDS to be in the next PlayStation All Stars! I can’t continue going on if she’s not!

[@jacksonpercy8044]

Frey is what Sony needs to revive PS All Stars and finally make it a real Smash competitor.

[@millennialboomer6780]

That is a good point about the decor; even in the slums, in a survival situation like this city is in, I'd imagine they'd at least try to make their homes look safe with decorations

[@ginogatash4030]

Yeah, this shit looks like Fallout where everything is a fucking mess of ruins like the nukes just exploded and people simply refuse to sweep rubble out of their shacks and shit even though they supposedly live there.

[@selectionn]

Exactly what the guy above me said. its a major problem games have, especially fallout. great video on the topic called "Why the world of fallout couldnt actually exist".

[@ginogatash4030]

@@selectionn I think I might have watched that video or at least a similar one, they had an example of some NPC with a shop inside a school bus, but there's like no windows or anything to cover it for rain and stuff, and there's also no doors of any kind, and the bus itself looked like no one touched it for decades despite it supposedly doubling as a shop and home. I never played Fallout 4 or whatever game they talked about, but I'm pretty sure it has better gameplay and shit than Forespoken which helps alleviate other issues, but hearing them breaking down why Forespoken's city looked and felt so shitty really makes you appreciate games that put even the bare minimum effort to make their worlds at least LOOK lived in, like Assassin's Creed games feel like genuine living and breathing worlds masterpieces of level design in comparison to this shit. The fact that everything including the sky is a shitty desaturated gray makes this city look like almost a self aware parody of 7th gen gaming trends, as does the whole game honestly.

[@KoboldCloaca]

That curry bit is a perfect 10/10 we need a worst of oneyplays part 2

[@BreakdanceTrillion]

Its already out. its called "Best of Cory"

[@Trynt33]

@@BreakdanceTrillion But does it have mason twists on dead bugs and Indian men gobbling feces? Didn't think so

[@WolfEffectzz]

real @@BreakdanceTrillion

[@Tsureiki]

@@BreakdanceTrillion wow that's totally insensitive to water people, you pos. how dare you insult their ambassador

[@Based_nobark]

I hope they get to the part when Frey says she basically doesn’t care that people are dying in this world and she wants to go back to New York

[@lemmingscanfly5]

"Spyro the Dragon on PS1 had better skyboxes than that" Yeah, Spyro the Dragon on PS1 had some of the coolest looking simple dreamscape skyboxes of all time, Chris.

[@Trynt33]

And what does this have? B r o w n

[@luan.galaxy]

why did you say it like you are disagreeing

[@boneor...7022]

@@luan.galaxy because its not a good comparison. spyro sets the bar too high.

[@rish1656]

Its like saying this is the worst game on the luminous engine

[@pkpong]

Rome was actually very colorful and vibrant with paint but most of the paint has decayed

[@Goddamnitiwantaname]

I adore the absolute non-engagement with the game. Exactly what this gem of modern entertainment deserves.

[@Snordix]

Not only do the buildings look like ruins (which if we're very generous, could be plausible since Rome was legit in ruins, disassembled and pretty much built over with medieval architecture in the Middle Ages - not that the devs know anything about that), but the worst part to me is that the specific style of ancient architecture is coincidentally - in a parallel world - exactly like our own, with Greco-Roman Corinthian columns and everything. No way they can be original and make a somewhat exotic, alien, strange looking style for another world - yeah scratch that, every original design they did is a mess of modern triangles and goofy clothing that doesn't really mesh together. In the end it boils down to dumb, uncreative devs and artists.

[@mistersharpe4375]

Exactly. Everything in this game from the artistic direction to the characterisation is wildly inconsistent. The environments are mostly mundane and grounded, but then a handful of characters are walking around wearing bizarre outfits that would look stupidly impractical even in an anime. All it does is to make the game look as butt ugly as possible.

[@guyplatter383]

out of all the series that never got finished this makes it all worth it

[@JimmyNijsArt]

Wow, did I just click on this video within a frickin' minute?! Yep, that's pretty epic. Guess that's a thing I do now.

[@ratmilk9260]

Zach frantically apologizing for making a poop joke is way too funny. 16:42

[@guglug]

Forespoken makes me develop at least 3 diseases when I watch it

[@markkrauze1800]

If she dosen't like animals, then I can only assume she stole her cat from somebody and just keeps it around because she doesn't know what to do with it

[@MCCanaryVideos]

the main character swearing is so bizarre like it doesn't make her likeable, and people do genuinely nice things and she swears at them what the hell is this game?!