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[@papasauce6040]

"Friends Friends Friends" "Mad Mike" "The Disclaimer Song" All best sellers by Ethan Crank

[@ardenlyn0817]

Darthscace 2006 Put that shit on Spotify!

[@whenyoucantthinkofagoodnam3765]

@@ardenlyn0817 we need a whole album by the time unus annus is over

[@jayneloveslife3347]

You mean heapass my friend

[@ethangarciafike8076]

You mean ether

[@schvinncenzarhyulmnir5653]

Don't forget "I Killed My Dog"

[@territaco6908]

Only people with with 99 IQ can watch this Mark: "I'm here with Ether"

[@ghost_spamer5387]

ive been calling him heepass ever since ive watched this vid!!

[@zmainly]

I only call him Ether or heeapass Im lovin it

[@kingfloof5939]

only -99 IQ can pass the idiot test

[@Slay96866]

Terri Weiser eef

[@MissileVidsYoutube]

I only have about 47 IQ, do I still count?

[@marionbaggins]

Tyler: *The big older mature Brother* Mark: *The middle half mature, hard joking Brother* Ethan: *The youngest brother: immature and gets all the attention*

[@isabelkrube368]

is it bad i want to get railed by the big older mature Brother

[@shrimp8824]

Yes but hear me out. Tyler being the ignored middle child and mark being the instigating older brother lol. Ethan is always the youngest lol.

[@chickennuggetgarcia17]

Literally 😂

[@GrannyT23]

Ethan’s genuine fear when Mark talked back to Amy kills me 😂

[@artsyscrub3226]

You can tell he never once talked back to his parents XD

[@jackynightcrawler6971]

“Why Are You Over Minding Your Business Bitch?” -Ethan To this day, it’s still my favorite quote 😂

[@holy_fox3064]

Jacky Nightcrawler: same tho

[@whitephosphorus4255]

Same

[@briannafielder5681]

*slams table* CAN WE GET! 1 MILLION LIKES?! *Destroys gingerbread house*

[@AtlasProductions.]

What about “whose ready to CREME”

[@totosprinter]

I love “Don’t you dare talk to Heapass like that”

[@sotsu618]

“This is Tyler, who are you?” _“heapass”_ “HEAPASS????”

[@BepTweBot]

Sotsu 😂😂he said that as i read it, that was weird

[@devlinstone4154]

Trust in heapass

[@scarf2717]

heapass-ed the test

[@erinraecowin]

Use your inside voice.

[@JarredRat]

He hea’d his last pass.

[@chiliboy06]

Having ADHD, I can sense when Ethan has no goddamn clue where his sentence is going because it happens to me as well

[@ChamiKhan13]

As much as I loved unus annus, there’s something about Tyler that just makes everything great. He’s so funny and I feel like he doesn’t get enough credit. Anyways love you Tyler

[@naan000]

Tyler is there to balance out the sheer chaos that mark and ethan are. without tyler...there's a reason I didn't watch unus annus

[@ChamiKhan13]

@@naan000 same tbh. love my bois but there's a 'straight man' in a comedy routine for a reason lol

[@shinyagami03]

I luv his laugh

[@stormcloudsabound]

@@naan000yeah, i prefer the compilations

[@comedyclosure4144]

Ethan: "Were you sad as a child????". Mark: "We couldn't afford feelings".

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

B r u h =^=

[@jenniflower6569]

**Mark almost dies** "I grew up poor, we couldn't afford life"

[@CaptComical]

@@jenniflower6569 there's a harsh reality in that joke, if you think about it

[@georgeharrisonfricklas7927]

i was the 1000th like

[@comedyclosure4144]

Genevieve Fricklas heyyyy.

[@starrysence]

"you guys are all dyeing, just so you know. you're doing good." "we're dying?" *"oh, good. finally."* and thus, unus annus was born (timestamp: around 5:39 - 5:43)

[@nostera5142]

I litteraly made a meme about that

[@AaronSpider88]

Nostera who cares

[@nostera5142]

@@AaronSpider88 Other people than you obviously

[@diordreams1161]

Она взяла детей shut up nobody cares if you don’t care

[@nostera5142]

@@Bakiraka__ True

[@victorcremades6876]

"Sex is great but you ever had a pie?" And "If you don't have a filling in your pie you don't have a pie-pffuckhole" Are my favorite Ethan lines ever.

[@snaccsize]

I always love how at 8:47 Ethan and Tyler say that in sync like cult members 😂😂😂

[@tori5899]

“So glad I paid for all your improv lessons” “ *youre welcome* “

[@stitchplayz4284]

😂LOL

[@soncrrockface1039]

I was wondering why ethan said that 😂

[@sweetpea1478]

Thank you, and YOU'RE WELCOME!!

[@zilthr1se]

So much for saying “IM POOR” MAAAAAARRRRRKK!!!!

[@wildfirefox1]

That's pretty good improv all things considered

[@ampwavegaming1305]

Mark: This is Tyler- Who are you?" Ethan: 𝓗𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓼

[@whereami2906]

Mark: *H e a p a s s ?*

[@hzzk_]

i think you misspelled *ether*

[@yamabaeyogx3230]

@@hzzk_ excuse me but i think you mispelled *dingus*

[@whereami2906]

@@hzzk_ No that's "I'm here joined by ether-"

[@DraqonfruitYT]

I think you misspelled *EEF*

[@purelyimagine7533]

I'm so glad we have Ethan and Sean as KZbinrs, it's comforting to see other people with such intense ADHD.

[@TheCatstronaut]

i have adhd too!

[@dolopdieren]

"You wanna smoke some grass, you call Heapass" I guess that quote is obsolete since Mark released his Drug Dealer simulator game!

[@tiffanywelch475]

Ethan when he's cussing sounds like a fourteen year old, cussing in front of his parents for the first time and they kind of let it slide.

[@boop5636]

He’s not? 😂

[@SatoriBunniii]

Claire Clark What?

[@boop5636]

:3 OwO a fourteen year old cussing in front of his parents for the first time.

[@dg798]

@@SatoriBunniii Claire meant is he not 14? Well he looks like

[@zekedia2223]

Gotta agree. He really does sound like that.

[@micapowder1221]

“I’ve never thought about any decisions I’ve ever made” Everyone with ADHD ever

[@pastelstars6950]

honestly that is trueee it's so hard to think about what you're doin

[@shad3revo111]

Relatable

[@icewater6841]

true

[@F16enthusiast]

Marvel and Sherlock Freak in class at the end of school around my final class until study hall I’m like a drug addict cause I’m just coming off my morning pills

[@papawuise6820]

Agreed

[@eggseventy4905]

ethan's tendency towards violence against inanimate objects that gets him into Situations always makes me laugh

[@SirCharles44]

Ethan is the embodiment of all four horsemen of the apocalypse

[@gottalxvmilo]

2019: Heapass 2020: Eef Let's see what 2021 has in store for us

[@liluthealmighty]

HeepEef

[@ranibowsprimkle1905]

Eefass

[@bleezecake]

Crankgrumplz again

[@gottalxvmilo]

@@ranibowsprimkle1905 *Eefass-* xD

[@Plasma476]

@@ranibowsprimkle1905 that’s just his cake

[@stilesgrace159]

This whole video is just showing Ethan's ADHD. "I didn't realize the bag was opened even though I opened it." "I've never thought about any decision I've ever made."

[@aurorabittner]

Ayup 🤣

[@YoungPutter]

He might be the only person who’s adhd is more powerful then mine

[@memeyartist5591]

Yupppp, i have his amount of ADHD in my entire family ;-;

[@bluemoon3982]

Ethan’s the reason I can identify when I’m being ADHD so well lmao

[@AJOlaks]

Oh he has adhd? Must be why I relate to him so damn much

[@exaniimo]

0:18 i love how they are in sync when they slump over in defeat

[@Sarcastic_Sparrow]

this has got to be my favorite video to come back to for a laugh on any day

[@myagilbert669]

markiplier makes in a nutshell: Mark: *An idiot* Ethan: *Heapass* Tyler: *The one who actually tries*

[@Slushii24]

I can relate to the ADHD since I have it lol

[@CaptComical]

"...one who burgeons in the FiElD"

[@myagilbert669]

@Jacob Lujan i did indeed, a legend you are my friend

[@afairlyweirdpersononline]

basically, now take out the one who tries and you got chaos aka- Unus Annus

[@Rainbow-eb9wh]

@@Slushii24 same

[@kay3729]

i love how no matter how much of a train wreck whatever Ethan’s saying is, he still goes through with it and finishes

[@Ace-cp5zb]

Hes a real inspiration(sorry if l spell that wrong)

[@ray2887]

Ace The Funtime you spelled inspiration right, but you spelled wrong wrong

[@Ace-cp5zb]

@@ray2887 wow I'm so good at English XD

[@gods-jester]

it’s the ADHD

[@angelaprettybagel]

Except the egg drop

[@steeltitan1831]

i love how anytime ethan is in marks videos he's just having one long ADHD attack

[@Keypopa02]

This is still my comfort video and it literally lived in my head rent free ever since I watched it for the first time

[@aoibhinnkennedy8026]

Mark in every video: I wAs PoOr As A cHiLd Mark in one video: I aM a MaN wHo OwNs 5 OvEns

[@luvsdeceit]

I remember that lol

[@anibalmatheusg2089]

THATS IS CALLED PROGRESS!!!!!

[@rinayoon9318]

Aoibhinn Kennedy he was like “yes I’m finally like the rich ppl”

[@polaristired5513]

Character development

[@beeegman]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO XDDD

[@bunkun-fe3xs]

“My name is mark and here joined by-“ *”ETHER”*

[@no_bitch]

*ship*

[@galaxies2914]

XD I Thought he was gonna say Easter Bunny

[@deardiary.loveforest]

@@galaxies2914 LOL

[@yosora6280]

How much MP does he restore?

[@PoeticLizard]

Ethan: Do you want me to put yours on, master? Mark: *exhales dust*

[@laurarowland7294]

I love this pattern Ethan: jokes or does anything at all Mark and Tyler: either crack up or are concerned

[@thegongoozler5920]

Mark: when I was a child, I couldn’t afford eggs Heapass and “Tythan”: *synced annoyance and disappointment*

[@bloogibloo9901]

Beautiful

[@aquinprime]

thats not even the point of the clip and it the most funny

[@Deniz-im6rf]

Umm... "Tythan" is Ethan and Tyler's ship name. That is why they were horrified when Mark called them that.

[@tristanchaplin392]

Wingus and dingus

[@mediummunchkin8891]

@AMBER MORRIS unas

[@PinkBerryMoose]

Us: Ethan: Tyler: Mark: i WaS pOOr aS a ChIlD!¡!

[@h3xty]

got heart? so lucky

[@sema1273]

OMG it's been so long since I saw Mark heart a comment!

[@PinkBerryMoose]

Well I'm dead 💀

[@gay_salmon6655]

@@PinkBerryMoose hi dead I'm mum

[@sema1273]

@@gay_salmon6655 Close the door while leaving.

[@axel_fahn]

Mark, Tyler, and Ethan are my last 3 braincells trying to make it out alive

[@honeydew1917]

5:18 Mark: I’m glad I paid for your improv Eef: yOuRe wELcOmE

[@fandomsmoothie5749]

"I forgot the bag was open even though I opened it." ADHD in a nutshell

[@hunnybunbethani1865]

yep 100%

[@nuggetboi2886]

As an ADHD infected human, I can confirm.

[@addy_mae6697]

Same here

[@Plasma476]

Yes I’m going to pay attention in class today, this is the day....... how have I never noticed the ceiling is so cool?!?! I’m gonna count the dots.

[@madisonp8948]

i have it and literally feel that he might have it

[@sin9346]

8:45 This whole exchange: Tom Nook: "No Soggy Bottoms Here." Timmy & Tommy: "...no soggy bottoms"

[@StephenFasciani]

So true

[@borbleborb4586]

Wingus and Dingus*

[@dylanvelasquez8322]

It sounded like a cult

[@camerondon3712]

@@dylanvelasquez8322 the precursor to Unus Annus.

[@piperashley8766]

Which video was this from?

[@jockeyfield1954]

literally anybody: alright, so we're doing- mark: *I grew up as a peasent... Sitting in the dirt, making friends with the worms as my mother and father worked tirelessly to keep me happy... We couldn't afford the things that the other families had... Most days, all we had was each other...*

[@urfrndlucas]

5:50 I love how Mark and Tyler start slap fighting and Ethan's just sitting there still slapping himself

[@maybe.ethann6329]

Mark: gets sassy and snarky with amy. Also mark immediately after: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry

[@jayren4043]

ethan looks up like oh no what is he doing

[@Nobody_Imp0rtant]

True canadian fashion (i know he isn't but still)

[@SunsetEnvy]

Who

[@nikkolecollins1361]

That's because he knows that arguing with a woman is a bad idea.

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

@@nikkolecollins1361 she's a dom

[@lizzywhitmore4797]

The "Friends" song that Ethan sang predicted Unus Annus

[@wicked_wrench229]

That song is one of the main reasons I watch this video. It cracks me up so much and has such Unus Annus energy I miss having every day

[@JuniperofTheWolves]

Yep

[@alektro9493]

“Take a massive look at my massive peen OH”

[@Andy-lq3sp]

Y e s

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

Ok

[@WhoeverIWantToBe.]

Mark: Make pie, not love. Ethan: Yeah, sex is great, but you ever had a pie? My favorite part of this whole video.

[@maddxie_vids3684]

0:15 Mark: “When I was younger-“ Eef and Tyler: *synchronized table slap in disappointment / potentially annoyance* (I still cannot get over how funny this is 😭😂)

[@joshbot421]

I admire Ethan’s ability to start a sentence without having any idea where it’s going but it still working out in the end

[@emstocks7271]

That is how I function 75% of the time.

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

That's how I work 95% percent of the time

[@medallion2836]

Wait you guys can plan more than a second into the future? Crazy.

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

As a fellow ADHD riddled mind, it's admirable to us as well when we can actually get there in the end.

[@BottomGear2]

@@ThatDudeWithBoobs Same

[@bee.on.a.keychain]

6:58 Ethan: I think, you need some time alone. *two seconds later* Ethan: *SATANIC RITUALS*

[@someweirdotryingtofitin1383]

I chuckled until I died I’m watching this from heaven

[@samuraidragon2716]

It's the nurse

[@daltonwalker8133]

What song is that, for academic purposes

[@zoltonn2563]

@@daltonwalker8133 decons of the deep from dark souls 3 in case you never figured that out

[@joshfalkenstein1212]

I have watched this video at least a dozen times and it never stops being funny; easily the best compilation I've ever seen. The Markiplier Makes series with Ethan and Tyler needs to come back ASAP!

[@dredgen-belakor4808]

"You wanna smoke some grass you call heap ass" Ethan's brain slowly churning "You wanna eat some ass you call heap ass" There are so many good quotes that no-one would get unless they watched this and man have I watched this like 30 times lol

[@TheAngryBookworm96]

"You're all dyeing" "We're dying?"-Mark "Oh good finally"-Ethan

[@koolaidmomboiurmom8423]

lol best ev

[@atario7824]

Abigail Clark gimme timestamp

[@mikesmith7620]

Did you mean Ether*?

[@Sunnybias]

That’s my literal mood 24/7 lately

[@jenreii]

@@mikesmith7620 I only kno Heapass

[@velvetkey1367]

I legitimately forgot that “yOU cLoSE?!” originated from this and not Unus Annus.

[@saramcdougald2022]

oh wow

[@kateyb9362]

time stamp?

[@daviankubitza8451]

@@kateyb9362 6:52

[@clayedaze8129]

Memento Mori

[@justjoshy5775]

What's that? Never heard of it at all

[@NotOnLand]

Mark and Ethan have the combined brainpower of 90% of a normal person

[@cheesyescapade]

0:18 ethan & tyler’s simultaneous reaction to mark is my favorite every time i rewatch lol

[@bruh-sd8eh]

0:19 Mark: “When I was a child,” Tyler and Ethan: *synchronized annoyance*

[@beanslife1869]

Yes

[@jaimeamaya9114]

One more like then you'll have 666 likes

[@Shade-lc6wu]

Grandpa Mark 😂

[@Shannon-py2gs]

MY FATHER-

[@ValcronGaming]

“We were so poor, we didn’t even know what poor meant.”

[@hiyapeople7154]

No one: Markiplier: I grew up so poor we couldn’t afford air.

[@Memeboi19]

Wait thats illigal

[@Bri-lk7re]

Sharkdiver345 Stop

[@mono4946]

665 likes

[@tallkoichi4719]

Sharkdiver345 I’m sorry but the only thing is able to help you improving yourself and not asking for subs , for example: If you had the same amount of subs as Pewdiepie and T-series combined but had the quality of the new Sonic movie, you wouldn’t be a good KZbinr. I’ll help you out but this in mind.

[@thatrandomconcript2640]

@@LesliePetersFilm give it time and it will grow and also expand your content

[@NinjaRose23]

"Make pie, not love." **Every asexual liked that**

[@brennuswhite1845]

the clip at 4:22 is one of my favourite things of all time to this day

[@AsteriaMayBee]

Tyler: “Why are you still over there?” Ethan: “Why are you over minding your business bitch”

[@CactusBootBuckle2]

When he says that he sounds like Angel Dust from Hazbin.

[@srtavallejo5803]

@@CactusBootBuckle2 true

[@weird_ghostix3889]

I love this quote so much. It’s not the words, or the meaning behind it, but rather the way it is said. The emphasis on b****** is fabulous

[@fandomwriter8789]

Im using this line. No doubt

[@karkatpark1328]

Dr.Strange D U D E

[@johannabothur3172]

Now that Unus Annus is dead, everytime someone asks what it was, we have to say that it was an ancient cult and only true beliver in the Gongoozler and Hee Ho were allowed to bow down to our masochist and comedian angel.

[@flibertishhunkensporf4179]

This is poetry

[@maramackenzie-mann]

Beautiful. Memento Mori.

[@Renfaery]

We gather here today to celebrate the life of what once was, and praise our lords; the Gongoozler, and the great Hee Hoo. Come around cultsmen and women. Sing with us the ancient chant imbued with the blessing of fallen gods that is know simply as Unus Annus. Let the angel duo touch your soul and vocalize your deepest pain, relief, sadness, confusion, with a slight bit of anger, and finally appreciation for that which happened Unus Annus Unus Annus! Unus Annus!! Farewell people of [DELETED CHANNEL] Memento Mori Unus, Annus

[@ashtonarmstrong6019]

Yes

[@mincrafter98]

Have we forgotten the Melon Man?

[@Moonwatcherthebest]

6:00 the way Ethan is just slapping his hand while Mark and Tyler are fighting is so funny to me for some reason😂

[@d1g1t4l.st4r.]

I love when Mark starts mentioning how poor he was as a kid Tyler and Ethan just groan in almost perfect unison

[@totallyahumancalled_evan1097]

“ONLY ~99 IQ INDIVIDUALS CAN WATCH THIS VIDEO” Me: This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

[@cheesycurds9142]

I would like this comment, buuuuuuuuutttt....👀

[@corvinstory]

@@cheesycurds9142 thOnk?

[@kungolaf4499]

Then you most likely are an ~99 IQ individual.

[@ArticFoxTrot]

*WHEEZE*

[@ragingoverwatch3052]

Lmaooo

[@PaulFJarnes]

Can we all agree that "Markiplier Makes" is the prequel to Unus Annus and that this video showed that Mark and Eef were destined to make Unus Annus together?

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

Yes

[@mars8504]

@XxcloudthecatxX tyler dipped

[@Bwa-kd9wz]

Well Unus Annus would be the sequel because these vids came out before

[@ashtonarmstrong6019]

Yes

[@sammygecko_]

Rip Tyler I guess. He died before the year even started

[@connorclandfield8462]

I love the relationship Mark and Ethan have as friends especially since Ethan was a fan of Mark and their friendship started because of a backflip. Also I think its really wholesome how Mark looks after Ethan like he can see he's struggling with stuff and is genuinely concerned for his well being.

[@bigmanbazzaaa]

I really wish they did this kinda content for.. idk a year maybe

[@WrecklessFantasist]

Yeah ;)

[@dylanewing3196]

Ethan is actually a comedic genius.

[@lezley8465]

Don't you mean Unus?

[@Plasma476]

@@lezley8465 Unus will be gone soon. It’s best if you don’t mention it too much

[@abandonedacc420]

@@Plasma476 yeah, even bringing him up makes me sad

[@ljharnish]

AYOU MEAN H E A P A S S

[@abandonedacc420]

@@ljharnish oh my bad man ill correct it for them, h e a p a s s

[@honey--8284]

“Hey is sex is great but....ever made pie” -Ethan 2019

[@otter.-.]

**sex is great but you ever had a pie?

[@itsyaboiclay2982]

Pie is great but you ever f.... never mind

[@outforthemasses2803]

@@otter.-. you are helping no one

[@Shelbus_Grace]

@CLY_LEFT_THE_CHAT fricked a creeper

[@danielhepplestone7046]

@@Shelbus_Grace a fellow 19 year old, welcome gamer

[@dareggymeal]

I hate the fact that I've watched this video enough times to know the entire thing off by heart 😂

[@djmeowmeow7660]

0:18 I love how Ethan and Tyler in sync glance over at each other and then droop as mark talks about his childhood.

[@jessicacarvalho2201]

“I didn’t pay taxes in 2016. It’s alright” - Ethan Nestor.

[@darestep7844]

*Ether

[@marionettehone]

*Perfectly alright*

[@buddyboltgaming8269]

*heapass

[@jlim9411]

*The US government would like to know your location*

[@jessesanders3191]

I read this as it happened in video oof

[@a..3657]

Mark: **Mocks Amy** Mark not even a half second later: *I'm sorry-*

[@fevre_dream8542]

I liked Ethan's "Oh, yikes" look to camera

[@dragonwithamonocle]

I like when Mark was both mocking Amy and apologizing at the same time. "OH I'm SORRRRRYY, AMY! Are we BOOOORING you?!"

[@NathanTheSillyBilly]

Amy will murder any one who talks bad to her

[@Nabooze]

4:59

[@queenthot1438]

Lmao I do the exact same thing XD I’ll jokingly say something mean to my friends and then immediately apologize because I feel bad lmao

[@user-2012July-A]

This video is just my last three brain cells fighting to survive after almost two years of the backstreet boys' reunion tour.

[@_InDisguise]

Nobody: Tyler: THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE!!!

[@brirobert714]

mark: YOU CLOSE?? everyone grieving unus annus: all i’ve ever known is pain

[@artificialbreadsticks]

Ack ikf I was like too soon

[@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy]

Amy: “STOP”

[@frallbobroggins4005]

Mark: “YOU CLOSE?” Unus Annus grievers: “Close to crying”

[@rababsalem4991]

@@artificialbreadsticks على

[@dondadon4801]

R.i.p

[@DeathMachineJoe]

90% of these are from Ethan... Also Mark: *I GrEw uP pOOr!*

[@marionettehone]

“We had a chicken. We had to kill it for our own entertainment.”

[@Phoebe5448]

That always reminds me of the Four Yorkshiremen Monty Python sketch. XD Mark, don't think I'm not onto you!! >:(

[@Pawtacle]

ALL HAIL ETHER THE DESTROYER

[@cristinarojasp5308]

Ethan reminds me of prompto from FFXZ

[@narratorzack7875]

Funniest shit I've seen in years and that's saying something cuz I spent all week watching all marks prophunt vids

[@futur_sunds]

I love watching Ethan be Ethan because I have a friend who is exactly like him, he looks like him, talks like him acts like him, and struggled just like him 😂

[@kenonade]

that PAAS clip lives rent free in my mind,, the way eef doesnt finish the acronym,,, incredible

[@plutoprojectarts]

Biggest difference between Ethan and Tyler Mark: **Smacks Tyler** Tyler: **Smacks him back** Mark: **Smacks Ethan** Ethan: Oh yess dadDY

[@BubbaFett450]

oh dear christ...

[@OuroborosXX]

MAstEr* and i would like but it's at 69

[@skellingtron817]

@@OuroborosXX its at 330 now

[@MrArk1265]

Ethan offends me in a way. -From, another Ethan

[@candicestitzel3923]

That that that that just is PeRvErTeDdDdDdddddddddDDDDdDDD

[@burnttoaster8669]

0:56 *Here ladies and gentlemen you see my last 3 brain cells fighting for dominance*

[@SpaztikBeef]

This is probably the best comment I've seen yet😂

[@burnttoaster8669]

@@SpaztikBeef I see you are a man (or woman this is 2019 there are apparently countless genders idk ) of good taste 👌

[@madgames8837]

Mark is my rationality. Just gets the shit beat out of him.

[@eco8988]

It happens again at 7:55

[@aghost2867]

Mark being the only mentally sane one while Tyler and Ethan are my mental disorders and issues

[@captain_tim2820]

Eathan: *drops egg* That dude: THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE!

[@thatoneguyig]

i can’t get over how old this video is. i watched this when it was first released and still come back twice a month for serotonin

[@saraaldrich9321]

Eef, Ethan, and Heapass are all ENTIRELY different breeds

[@Naokarma]

Don't forget Ether

[@arsn-jv4tt]

*you aren’t wrong*

[@ronin185]

yes eef is soft boi eathan is emo boi and heapass is just difrent

[@threecheers5101]

@@Naokarma could never forget Ether

[@shaneespinoza5343]

The way of the Heapass is one of mystery

[@bipbipletucha]

Mark and Tyler: slapping each other Ethan: *continues to slap himself *

[@lucillemoreau]

*seems legit intensifies*

[@Nobody_Imp0rtant]

Actually had my brother dislocate his middle and ring fingerfinger because of that

[@jensenwolfe8250]

all i could think of was drake and josh

[@beezcankindaart4805]

And to think that Ethan calls Mark the masochist

[@LeyliaFireheart]

Ethan's "why are you over minding your business bitch" fucking kills every tine

[@Edit_audios11118]

"Take A giant look at my giant peen OH" gets me everytime😂 3:01

[@camacho4107]

ethans friend song walked so that dance of italy and disclaimer song could run

[@BIGBJORNSON99]

Ayyyyyy unas annus

[@cannedcorn7978]

This is the best comment I’ve ever seen

[@bath_foam4576]

and so that digging a friend a grave could fucking *sprint*

[@Spicylemon-qh3iv]

actually its ethter as stated at the beginning of this video

[@joyrollins8107]

@@Spicylemon-qh3iv actually it’s hepass

[@demaunix2723]

Welcome to our cult. No soggy bottoms here... Ethan and Tyler: No soggy bottoms...

[@JustBeingACactus.]

8:45

[@tron.6041]

Unus Annus UNUS A N N U S

[@foodynooby]

*ether

[@Elliott-Kaye]

That's the funniest thing to ever happen in MM

[@shadownightmarefredbear1367]

no soggy bottoms...

[@north_.m2697]

They're like chaotic and hilarious children - it's so wholesome ✨

[@Gartoons]

5:43 The fact that Mark and Tyler are childhood friends makes it so much funnier and sweeter to watch!

[@arlette435]

Me: taking a test My last three braincells: *THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE*

[@cherryxcoffin0433]

@Sleepy_Pilots_ I LOVE YOUR PFP!!!! ||-//

[@Cookipie_JJ]

Sleepy_ Pilots_ Lol!

[@Wiggly_Duder]

Nobody: My last brain cells: YOU WANNA SMOKE GRASS CALL HEEPASS

[@CrystalizedKat]

@@Wiggly_Duder Nobody Literly nobody Ethan: If you wanna eat ass call heapass

[@skettisauce4651]

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

[@athenayoung4964]

*Ethan standing on a normal-sized chair* “Do you think a fall from this height would kill me?”

[@stephaniemiller5034]

I think he was talking about a fall over the fence. At least that is how I took it since he was looking over the fence.

[@athenayoung4964]

Stephanie Miller It’s a joke lol

[@stephaniemiller5034]

@@athenayoung4964 Oh Okay :)

[@drowsy_hk]

Levi Young time marker?

[@stargazer8262]

that is a mood

[@thecousinerds2145]

I love how Tyler is the most chillest one out of the three

[@calisis1]

*me about to rub my face bc I have a tear from crying* **hand ABOUT TO WIPE** Mark: “Stop rubbing”

[@mxfroggie1014]

"why are you still over there?" "why are you over minding your business bITCH"

[@alyssasingleton4996]

Do u think a fall from this height would kill me

[@universetraveler6300]

Ethan is just so dark in this video

[@MadysonJoyce]

Aloe I laughed so hard at the part

[@christywest8801]

Ethan: we have the PAAS Mark: it’s German, what does it mean Ethan:PAAS Piss Ass Ass Mark: *dies*

[@notavailable2374]

5:34

[@jamesambrosini2860]

Tyler: democracy is a failure Mark: that's for another day Next video: Markiplier Makes: Government

[@joogiewatkins1519]

Markiplier Makes: America Great Again DISCLAIMER: THIS COMMENT DOES NOT REFLECT MY POLITICAL VIEWS, NOR AM I ASSUMING THOSE OF MARKIPLIER, CRANKGAMEPLAYS OR APOCALYPTO_12

[@threecheers5101]

@@joogiewatkins1519 that escalated, bloody hell lol

[@joogiewatkins1519]

@@threecheers5101 Just wanted to be safe lol.

[@threecheers5101]

@@joogiewatkins1519 yeah fair enough lol I get it, it’s chill

[@revolutionarymarxist-lenin7252]

I actually wanna see this happen lol

[@somedumbass6738]

THE WAY MARK THROWS HIS HEAD BACK WHEN HE LAUGHS AJXNSJXNSJXNSJ

[@deathwish2273]

God i miss old Ethan sooo much, he used to be so hilarious and cutie patootie, not saying he isn't nowadays, but old Ethan was simply bliss. Plus i miss him having that brown hair and those glasses used to fit him SO well :(

[@jaderyne2323]

Annus never shows unus love on camera.... he just makes a whole compilation for him to show everyone in secrecy

[@charlieshaw1512]

When that channel ends people are gonna be really confused on who they are!

[@joshburton42]

Markiplier and Ethan

[@val_valentine003]

Josh Burton WHOOOSH

[@EthanAHH]

@@joshburton42 i see you do not know whats coming my freind the clock is always ticking theres only 67 days left tick tock tick tock momento mori

[@joshburton42]

@@EthanAHH I know I'm wondering what will happened😕 Tick tock tick tock⌚

[@lenassdiary]

Lmao so mark basically made his own “markiplier makes crack” video.

[@kat_rebrand]

Okay... I dont think I read that how you meant it.

[@lavanderpupruny6018]

Lunchbox Chaos BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA XD F U N N Y Y Y Y Y

[@maevemilless4561]

Markiplier Makes: A Bunch of People Laugh (hopefully)

[@drbens549]

@@lavanderpupruny6018 calm down man, jesus christ

[@alexangelkitten433]

My brain: markiplier making crack is a video I would watch

[@silversomnia]

4:37 This is literally straight out of a comedy bit, the timing is just too perfect.

[@PinkyPonky03]

4:11 DO YOU DARE TALK TO HEAPASS like thAT