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It's Boozy Brunch season for the over-30s and to celebrate the all-white parties and the early nights even though the school run is nearly done for six weeks, we have decided to draft on players in their fourth decade of life who play in the Premier League. MARGS, PK HUMBLE, SPECS GONZALEZ, JORDY, LUMOS and TEGO SIGEL pick from the best of the best of the tired and nearly retired.
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[@asht3648]

Jordy must be close to breaking Lampards consecutive starts record

[@unbiasedcritic9714]

Always ready and available

[@dcfc7156]

@@unbiasedcritic9714*no job

[@LukeJamesLDN]

Lumos' confidence growing. Good to see Tego giving the youth team players some consistent game time.

[@HeadiestOne]

Not winning any big competitions with him in the side, if he wasn’t an academy product he’d already be out on loan to No Behaviour

[@mangolos]

youth team lmao lumos is about 45

[@LukeJamesLDN]

Ain't you been watching bro he's between Jordy and Dazza's age. 🤣

[@joubeid8311]

PK should be dropped quicklyyy

[@xXxjokazxXx]

This football talk is cringe now. Leave it to the creators

[@dv1220]

Tego needs to stop forcing the Lumos jokes just be the moderator please😂

[@CarlosCasanova9]

i will never get tired of these "we dont get paid" jokes lol

[@Oakland510]

Lol stepping on loons neck

[@sylvesterbanini4164]

@@Oakland510is that why he left?

[@rb2k10]

they already feel a little tired, soon will be mad jarring, dont let it get to 'reiss nelson against bournemouth' levels could get some good entertainment from them making slick comments about the topic tho

[@PaprikaShango]

@@rb2k10 Reiss Nelson against Bournemouth is different though, the joke did not bang the first time, and never will bang.

[@vox9058]

Thank God it’s Filthy Friday

[@fthestats]

Tego getting away with 4 Brighton players is crazy 😂 Welbeck, Dunk, Steele and arguably Milner 😅

[@1giane]

loool wtf i was thinking the same

[@GurinderJohal]

Lumos getting another appearance, need some new Fellas, Lumos went from U18s to First Team regular in 5 episodes

[@williamstimi9606]

He's still an impact sub but he takes his chances 😂😂

[@marshallcampbell6498]

Its pree season. He soon get bench up

[@HertoftheCity]

You ain’t gonna get the call up g

[@shreebudhathoki5000]

Bring back loonz

[@GurinderJohal]

@@HertoftheCity nor do I want a call up g

[@tjb1492]

Danny welbeck as a first round pick is wild 😂😂

[@yeahok1839]

That’s a my bad pick all day

[@Cruzinho24]

HOWLER 😂😂😂 Danny Welbeck first round 😂😂😂 Tego can’t know ball he might be playing Specs roll picking average players and gassing them up 😂😂😂

[@hmmmm2631]

Eltham is definitely south east London , this Tego guy hasn’t been out of Brixton and it shows every time he talks about south.

[@rebeccawallace1385]

I don’t even think Tego has been to Brixton 😂

[@AA-xt7no]

Defo not from south 😂 I know where Eltham is and I’m from across the water

[@hmmmm2631]

@@rebeccawallace1385 nah he’s from Brixton still

[@doris_en]

You know it will be one hell of an episode when SPECS is in a vest 😭 😭

[@chriseddiechannel4729]

💯

[@dantes6728]

Tego- "Henderson to Saudi Arabia?....No way!" Howler no 17,932

[@rj2409]

Dazza's "no he don't" killed me 😂😂

[@Hust13]

Abdoulaye Doucouré wears no.16😂😂😂😂tego back at it una

[@simonlevi]

As a fellow south Londoner having tego as a representation of south is appalling. Eltham is 100% south it’s SE9 literally 5mins away from woolwich

[@strausshamilton8854]

Absolutely shocking 🤣 he can’t be from south

[@umutk9633]

5 mins from Lewisham as well lol

[@jimedgar5942]

Always having stinkers 😂

[@strausshamilton8854]

@@jimedgar5942 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ydh.1826]

Man tryna claim Croydon is south but lewisham ain't 😂 let alone Eltham

[@statman90]

Elthams postcode is SE it’s south, Tego can’t be from south and not know this lol

[@urbz100]

I was so disappointed

[@amohammed4407]

Tego gets an alleged girlfriend and now he's sticking it on Lumos the whole show😴

[@bole3019]

Throws out dead strays the entire show because he knows it’s the only one that won’t throw back

[@rebeccawallace1385]

Facts 😂

[@maxmason3082]

I got all excited for dazza when I read ‘over 30s co-ords’ in my notification 😢

[@Jacksonwilsonsss12]

Tego claimed he never got dumped, but then mentioned Lumos getting dumped every time he gave a pick. Man got flashbacks. Gives off bully victim bullying someone else to feel better about themselves

[@Blacked2]

20:23 tego became a sassy 13 year old girl

[@gvdc]

32:20 that was a comically overhit pass from PK but Tego controlled the ball well to his credit

[@unmastered6154]

Unbelievable touch from T

[@adilimaturlu8431]

Facts😂😂💯

[@UnknownPerson-yx2sb]

@@unmastered6154He plucked it out the sky fr😂😂😂

[@siphobanda1707]

Pebbles was Fred's daughter and bam bam was barney's son 😂😂😂 can't believe they big upped margz for getting it wrong 💀

[@richardmurray4605]

It was Jordy if we are being technical

[@kprinz11]

Tego was weird in this ep lol. He prompted Lumos to talk about the breakup to get the viewers to know him more and warm up to him which was a smart and nice thing by Tego. Then Tego spends like the whole rest of the episode making fun of him over the breakup. I get the banter but it wasn't even clever or a funny reason the call back to it. Just was like focusing on him to laugh at, it just came off as weird

[@teamtakage2180]

he was getting pressured lol

[@UnknownPerson-yx2sb]

It was a Jordan Henderson performance from Tego😂

[@TheAssaultkid]

I'm glad I weren't the only one that noticed that. He was overdoing it.

[@hoodiemelo84]

A man said Dazza whats going on whilst looking at Margs 😭🤣🤣 SG the funniest ever

[@fargofards]

Tego acts like the mayor of south 😂😂

[@skimdmilk]

Tego: “two players per team” then proceeds to pick 4 Brighton players lmao

[@bensayer1352]

Tego stinking out the gaff, Specs on a mazza, that Walcott select was elite

[@tylerlacroix6053]

Margs is probably the most consistent filthy fella ngl

[@muttz_10]

Nah that’s Jordy icl.

[@NM-hq1io]

@@muttz_10I think Tyler meant a consistently excellent player - Jordy more of a Gary Neville ready salted type bredda, he’s available, gets the job done but nothing to scream home about

[@tylerlacroix6053]

It’s like he’s consistently solid every episode, I expect Margs to be Margs. Always funny and contributes to the show regardless.

[@prod.waviee7234]

margs said nothing this ep what you talking about. i love margs don’t get me wrong but man didn’t do nothing this ep

[@tylerlacroix6053]

@@prod.waviee7234 But did he say nothing though ?

[@luhlemnyandu3753]

Coming back to say Specs called Henderson’s move to Saudi

[@Sam-UraiX]

We need Lippy starting every game!

[@joubeid8311]

Drop PK, bring on Lippy.

[@firstnamelastname-gl6pl]

Tego has had a howler because all spurs players have said that Ben Davies is the smartest one on the squad and all he does is read books 😭😭😭

[@kod999]

margs and specs on the same table is guaranteed comedy gold every time

[@skategamesleague3322]

Congratulations Tego, you don't know south!

[@junaydsumra6526]

Good call from specs yk hendos gone Saudi 😂😂😂

[@chinksey-MEDIA]

Margs is motm after jus 2 mins wid dat french accent 😭🤣 He ran out of steam shortly afterwards tho lol

[@T.O32]

ELTHAM IS IN SOUTH!!! It’s literally SE9 next to woolwich, Hither Green, Blackheath! There’s more to south than Brixton Tego! 😂

[@LK-px6eo]

Mums 😂

[@davidoffei-manu9318]

Yassss cah that Saudi episode was borderline stinky

[@tomjordan2242]

Consistency from Specs and Jordy is class to see, no rotation needed. That was TOUGH to make a side none of you picked.. Navas. Ward, Schar, Boly, Cresswell. Milivojevic, Cairney. Ayew, Sarabia, Coutinho. Jay Rodriguez.

[@charliewright4917]

Love the mention of Welling from PK😂

[@n.4973]

Jordy coming like Yung Filly .. loudly repeating everything that others say 😭

[@jmanutd1311]

12:05 did you cry? Lumos: yhhhh PK: Eyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@D1al-ton3]

Was not expecting this dropping. Made my day 👌

[@isaacacheampong8962]

Margs need to be subbed off, look at him! 😂😂 57:58

[@joubeid8311]

1:16:41 idek why PK is there who keeps inviting this guy

[@tadkadete3424]

Specs called Henderson to Saudi🤣

[@Unknown-yz9pw]

We need to make this a regular thing, Wednesdays & Fridays.

[@Hogs1997]

Specs was right about Jordan Henderson being in Saudi.

[@cwindow16]

No way Specs predicted Henderson to Saudi😂😂

[@GhostFaceWinner]

32:20 PK is Hilarious 😂

[@ManVsMinecraft1234]

ive said it once and ill say it again lumos is class

[@tmlmagee]

yall gotta leave that brother lumos alone 😭

[@shamlogan1160]

44:30 this is funny cause he's actually got a degree in Business, regardless of that he actually looks smart if we're just basing this off looks

[@jeffrey2870]

Eltham is southeast. What’s Tego on about 😂

[@shakmanceljames9336]

You man got the Flintstones yutes the wrong way around, imma need a my bad next week✋🏾

[@BLACKPablo95]

That not getting paid joke didn’t age well 😂

[@GreenNgold7]

27:30 who is pk impersonating lol

[@BLICKBEANZ]

30:08 PK HAD ME 💀😭😭😭

[@jordanpoyser1381]

Although it was the last draft of the season this was by far the best one of the season pure laughs from Start to finish

[@moejeberti3696]

“Look at the eh-uh-eh-uh-e eenpedio-cycla”. Specs has his own language 🤣

[@5starzproductions]

Can't have Braveheart in the room and not on the panel!

[@melvinkachere8782]

Margs on Drafts recently has been shelling man🔥

[@creatifartiste]

Eltham is SE9 so it is south. Tego doesn't know south SMH

[@AirRaid1196]

What is Tego on about with Ben Davies? Lmao that was quite odd

[@jodaco3869]

2 eps in a week!!!

[@keigo7793]

There's been a lot of squad rotation lately but another 3pts on the board.

[@jayuzumaki8186]

PK stop drinking if you can’t handle your alcohol the hiccups are killing me

[@jordanpoyser1381]

The best draft ever. Only because the absolute madness of all the picks 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@PJ-mw8vd]

Eltham is south east for sure.

[@amohammed4407]

Margs getting J Lings as the last pick is class

[@LindonsChannel]

How did someone bring up Bobby Reid but no one picks Bobby Firmino? Double digit premier league goals last season🤦🏾‍♂

[@Zzz-fz7wb]

He’s not in the prem anymore durrrrr

[@LindonsChannel]

@@Zzz-fz7wb His contract expired today and he hasn't signed a pre-contract for his next club. It's a grey area pick but I would have tried it. When they recorded the video, he was still a registered Liverpool player.

[@UnknownPerson-yx2sb]

@@LindonsChannelAt the time of recording you still would’ve been right though

[@DA-Aw0]

Tego had a howler, Eltham is literally in south

[@Abu_0121]

PK Humble is Mizzy’s older brother

[@ysaxperiau]

I can see why this episode released on a Friday instead of the Wednesday

[@MrPompey666]

*Lumos goes to speak* Tego “ex”

[@jasondarula8155]

30:29 specs went 20 years in the future

[@Lumos7]

😂

[@TeeOnly_]

Nah Tigo should do stand up man 😂😂😂

[@KingB65]

Since when is tego the know it all about South 😂 he's never been away from brixton. He thinks south is brixton and peckham.

[@MrKingfili]

Oi PK, why did you think about that question? 1:13:08 LOOOOOOOL

[@biglii-one6631]

Tego and his Henderson gimmick when is it gonna end Robbie

[@jordanpoyser1381]

Lumos picking Tiago Silva shows that he knows what he is doing

[@r.miah1]

Eltham is south tego is so lost🤣

[@pagethamc8428]

Eltham defi South... And dat Heartbreaker Jordy ws singing as Cheryl Cole, looool

[@ashodu1909]

Hmmmm interesting at the Get paid

[@Geosavvyyy]

FM18 again.. Come with it Specs

[@hankscorpio3917]

Specs has that Franklin Saint swag

[@Mumbler100]

1:00 It's all Irish 😂

[@oliverratcliffe3569]

specs calling Hendo to Saudi early

[@SB-hl5xw]

Loool Tego needs to say my bad more often it's easy

[@lw4ng4]

filthy @ five kenya im stepping up!!

[@pogoprojay4586]

Eltham is south . South West man love act like they the only ones from south.

[@Kadz25]

The twitch stream on Saturday will be things of dreams run it back with the ogs from covid

[@stevenmaher2053]

that Irish accent was on point

[@ciaran1774]

That Ben Davies segment was offensive he’s a class act

[@fishstar2974]

Nothing wrong with garage music and co-ords.... Saying that am nearly 30 so maybe these man proved their point

[@lb7164]

Lumos went in

[@DylBeav]

Tego can't keep getting away with this

[@eggfriedreus793]

Is Tego tapped?! Eltham is SE9 wtf 😂

[@eggfriedreus793]

Nah we need to do a DBS check and figure out where Tego is actually from lool

[@adilimaturlu8431]

Oi PK is jokes 😂😂

[@jamalchamberlain6062]

Tego we need a my bad for the Hendo not going Saudi SHEIKH HENDO

[@sahildhunnookchand8661]

Ben Davies has a double major in business and economics. Another howler from Tego

[@petersbawa]

I know Margs did not just pronounce Thiago Alcantara as Alacantra lmaoo

[@Malekelmful]

I got y'all / filthy america over here