Only TERRARIA VETERANS can tell what's WRONG with this guide

Do you like Terraria Guide videos? Do you like LEARNING useful tips and info from these guides? Well, that's great! This video is filled with absolutely WRONG information that is so obviously bad and sarcastic that I can't believe someone would actually trust the things I say here.
All jokes aside, this is a fun filled Terraria 'Guide' Video for Terraria Veterans and Beginners alike, so I hope you have a good chuckle!
👉 Click to Subscribe: / @zuzucorn
👾 Discord Server: / discord
📷 Instagram: / zuzucorn.yt
🐦Twitter: / zuzucorn
⛄ If Devs were honest about Terraria 1.4: • The Developer's Truth ...
⛄ How to Overprepare in Terraria: • How to Overprepare in ...
⛄ How to "Love" your NPCs: • Tutorial: How To Love ...
🎃 Investigating Steamy NPC dialogue: • Invading NPC's Privacy...
🎃 Easy Potion Guide: • SIMPLE AND EASY Potion...
🎃 Texture Pack Madness: • How to Ruin Terraria a...
🎬 1.4 Expert Summoner Progression Guide: • Terraria 1.4 Summoner ...
🎬 The Casual Terrarian Playlist: • Terraria Tips and Tric...
Terraria Wiki Link: terraria.gamep...
Welcome friend! I'm Zuzucorn! I absolutely love Terraria, so join me for weekly uploads of Terraria Guides, Gameplay, and other content!
My goal is simple, and that is to make you chuckle or smile a little, to encourage you for the day ahead! You're important to me, so I humbly welcome you!
Here on this channel, we upload weekly gaming videos that aim to entertain you as your passively procrastinate!
From AAA to Indie games, I want to give you the best authentic casual gaming experience I can.
I want to give you a place you can call home, a place you can come back to whenever you want to experience some games!
Let us build a wonderful, close-knit community together, one step at a time!
Subscribe now to join in the ever-expanding Zuzucorn Family!
Have a nice day, and have a great week ahead!
PC Specs:
Intel Core i7 9700F (No integrated graphics)
Zotac Gaming RTX 2070 Super 8GB VRAM
2 X 8GB DDR4 3200MHz RAM
Recorded with OBS, Edited with Davinci Resolve 16
Video Quality of 1440p (QHD) (HQ)
Get Terraria here on Steam: store.steampow...
Dig, Fight, Explore, Build: The very world is at your fingertips as you fight for survival, fortune, and glory. Will you delve deep into cavernous expanses in search of treasure and raw materials with which to craft ever-evolving gear, machinery, and aesthetics? Perhaps you will choose instead to seek out ever-greater foes to test your mettle in combat? Maybe you will decide to construct your own city to house the host of mysterious allies you may encounter along your travels?
In the World of Terraria, the choice is yours!
Are you up for the monumental task of exploring, creating, and defending a world of your own?

[@snivyboy168]

Don't forget to reforge your weapons until they all have the "Broken" modifier. As ithe name implies it makes the weapon absolutely OP. Your damage will be so low it goes into the negatives and back around to infinite damage. I dont even know how this got added to the game intentionally

[@GuideTerrarian]

its also how you get a rare broken hero sword drop

[@arsenex4183]

He knows something we don’t

[@jackmeasures63]

​@@GuideTerrarian I've goddamn burned you 400 times in my terraria world trying to activate hardmode

[@spacesoldier1243]

@@jackmeasures63 have you tried standing behind the Wall of Flesh?

[@EythanLee]

This is what makes the goblin tinkerer the best npc

[@Mickerson]

"Head straight to golem because he is a pushover." Is the only true thing he has said so far.

[@damnthisisabadname]

Kill fishron and subscribe was also true

[@GeorgeLowery276]

Killing all three mech bosses at once to get an achievement was also true

[@klosbati7321]

defense being good also wasn't false

[@sarloth6392]

No he also said u will do no matter what you do

[@vitofrateschi2708]

true man true

[@Mickerson]

I would love to see someone do a playthrough following this guide.

[@Trav_Fede]

im gonna do it justo 4 the meme lol

[@Umbrael]

I think I’ll do this to, it seems fun

[@roofegg7636]

That would be pain lol

[@mangoshake3318]

I can see waffle time doing it

[@balkaline5831]

@Waffletime

[@jackmeasures63]

Make sure to throw your hardmode ores into lava to turn them all into Hellstone

[@andsiriisstupidyes4118]

You should also fight the empress of light straight away in hardmode. Prismatic lacewings spawn in the hallow during day, but they’re very rare, so you may need to wait a while.

[@TowersAreMadeToFall]

You can't. You need to kill wall of flesh first

[@Chlebqowyyyyyyyy]

It's post-plantera.

[@andsiriisstupidyes4118]

No it isn’t, you just need to wait a while, one will show up eventually

[@thezeronelite]

@@Chlebqowyyyyyyyy wooosh

[@Chlebqowyyyyyyyy]

@@thezeronelite I thought, that the joke was that, you will instantly die, if you will do it.

[@Fesh3314]

I love how 50% of his advice is actually true, like how you get god mode when you die, and how you get a negative heal if you use a wooden hammer on altars, and how you get an achievment for killing all mech bosses at once, and how you should sacrifice all your npcs to the pillars, and that you can easily defeat moonlord with a zenith.

[@littleorhanagony]

God no

[@gCarrot]

sometimes you don't have to sacrifice every npc, only the goblin tinkerer and angler.

[@plaguenplay3516]

also that the Golem is a pushover

[@pancake7102]

As an official terraria veteran i can confirm that this guide is very helpful for new players, thanks zuzucorn! You are very helpful to newbies

[@Delm0s]

Yeah! I managed to kill moonlord in 666 seconds

[@rudrasplayroom561]

this is the worst guide for starters ever I tried it and well it went very wrong

[@gokublack167]

Agreed! Noobs need know how play this game properly don’t look at anything else!

[@ErikaNYB]

Man I love sarcasm ( I hope it is but good vid zuuzuucorn.)

[@simonssj7707]

Thanks to this video I'm a expert in terraria now 🗿🗿🗿👻

[@0mmgamer4]

I love this guide, thanks to this guide I defeated the moonlord in just 69 seconds of making a new world, you saved my 420 years of playthrough

[@Ocram0]

Terrible

[@ntbruvs2056]

Did you use the porn hammer

[@0mmgamer4]

@@Ocram0 bruh

[@wolfgangsupporter]

Noob. I did it in 68.99 seconds

[@Ocram0]

@@wolfgangsupporter Cool

[@missing234]

Better than most guides ngl You really understand what not to do in this one Yes i have not watched the entire video and just assuming things

[@Adam_2474]

Yea

[@JediSteve-J3-]

You are a bold one. But also true

[@psiloci]

7:12 that got me dead 💀

[@gorillagamers1041]

the what hammer…?

[@lynrel2885]

@@gorillagamers1041 *pornhammer*

[@plaguenplay3516]

@@gorillagamers1041 thought I've misheard it too, turns out I heard it right. sadly.

[@jito-electro_1362]

I really enjoyed using this guide, but you missed A really nice glitch. If you get gravestones, you need to save up a ton of them,and cover the whole world in them. If you do, you Instantly beat the game. Overall, this is really helpful for new people.

[@mynameisjeff-fr6th]

I am baffled that a leaf wand dropped from a regular tree. I thought you only got them in cave chests

[@jathan254]

ikr that was such a random drop

[@lordmarshmal_0643]

I'm less baffled about that and more baffled that that was the FIRST TREE of the world he chopped (on screen at least but ya know) The wiki says the chance of a Leaf Wand dropping from a [Forest] tree is only a smidge higher than a Chaos Elemental dropping a Discrod

[@tuxcrafting]

​@@lordmarshmal_0643 i swear i keep getting the leaf wand in the first few trees i break

[@Ciffee]

Wow This Was Really Helpful Especially For The New Players Its Easy To Understand and Definitely The Best Guide I Have Ever Seen

[@kambi-lol]

wow, thank you zuzucorn! this guide was extremely helpful, i got stuck at the part where you chop down a tree, even though i killed the moon lord right away, thank you. you got me through the hardest challenge of my life! also don't forget, make more guides!

[@JOHNWIGGET-]

"BIG HERO 6" Directed by Don Hall & Chris Williams Produced by Roy Conli, p.g.a. Executive Producer John Lasseter Screenplay by Jordan Roberts Robert L. Baird & Daniel Gerson Creative Advisors Nathan Greno Mark Kennedy Edited by Tim Mertens Original Score Composed by Henry Jackman Co-Produced by Kristina Reed Associate Producer Bradford Simonsen Visual Effects Supervisor Kyle Odermatt Production Designer Paul Felix Lead Character Designer Shiyoon Kim Art Director Scott Watanabe Character Design Supervisor Jin Kim Production Manager Yvett Merino Heads of Story Joe Mateo Paul Briggs Head of Animation Zach A. Parrish Directors of Cinematography Layout: Rob Dressel Lighting: Adolph Lusinsky Technical Supervisor Hank Driskill Environment CG Supervisor Larry Wu Character CG Supervisor Carlos Cabral Modeling Supervisor Zach Petroc Character Rigging Supervisor John Kahwaty Technical Animation/Simulation Supervisor Aaron Adams Look Development Supervisor Colin Eckart Head of Effects Michael Kaschalk Stereographic Supervisor Robert Neuman Animation Supervisors Nathan Engelhardt Brent Homman Jason Figliozzi Michael Franceschi Doug Bennett Crowd Supervisor Yasser Hamed Lighting Supervisors Chris Springfield Daniel Rice Alessandro Jacomini Olun Riley Jennifer Yu Corey Butler Associate Technical Supervisors Brett Achorn Ray Haleblian Supervising Sound Editor & Designer Shannon Mills Executive Music Producer Chris Montan Music Supervisor Tom MacDougall Post Production Executive Bérénice Robinson Senior Production Supervisor Holly E. Bratton

[@atincan7601]

Placing dirt blocks around clorophyte hurts me on a spiritual level

[@gigachadbosnianknight]

same.

[@mianlessHnoH]

*chlorophyte

[@gigachadbosnianknight]

@@mianlessHnoH The senator is here to guide us and make America great again by rewriting words (sarcasm)

[@BoomieAFB]

this really helped me beat terraria thanks a ton quick update i need an extended guide for calamity since i already beat moonlord in 1 min but idk how to beat the post moonlord bosses

[@SkulKidGaming]

Oh shit

[@CubeCatGaming]

13:30 You forgot to mention that you need to hit the fake lunatic cultists to summon phantasm dragons that will attack the cultist for you.

[@Rocket_Timer]

Awsome guide! I was so bad at the game that I couldn't even kill the eye,but with this guide I killed the moon lord in only 40 minutes

[@cryogd1]

Bro I was dying to green slimes in god mode but this guide helped me beat moonlord blindfolded with my feet in Master Mode FTW with a water gun only!

[@thebigtomato0597]

@@cryogd1 on hardcore

[@Plantrum]

"Have you heard of the 2 rules of secrets? Rule 1, don't tell everything you know.................................." I love that quote

[@ADHD_and_Crayons]

You forgot something about events!!! 1. Always wear your fisherman gear while fishing in a blood moon as it has the best defense for sea-fairing fisherman!!! 2. Goblins are not really invading. Take off all armor & weapons so you'll look like an NPC...... they can't see through your camouflage!!! 3. Solar eclipses are a throwback to 80s & 90s slasher movies. Loot for a bag of popcorn before one occurs to enable god-mode invincibility in the event!!! 4. The Frost moon is a myth. Nothing happens..... the moon can't freeze!!! 5. Not an event, but, there's an early game weapon that will last all game if you get it......BUT....... it requires you to sneak into the bottom of the Dungeon before any bosses are defeated. You can't get caught or you have to create a new world to try again!!!

[@Zuzucorn]

Beautiful

[@leoallison636]

so true my dude

[@zer0gravity688]

Awww man! The Zenith bug keeps happening to me all the time! 😩

[@gumbarius]

You missed the part of the mandatory daylight Empress of Light to progress in the game

[@lukeward6852]

You should definitely fight duke fishron once you start hardmode! Go to the glowing mushroom biome and wait for one to spawn, then go to the ocean biome and fish him up! Lead him away from the ocean so that he will get a stat debuff and then walk into blue tornados for a huge stat increase and then kill the duke. remember to lure him away from the ocean and stand in the beam for atleast 30 seconds

[@Oranicx]

uh actually the jungle temple never spawns in the jungle. it deceives you with the name for non-spoiler purposes! This is why we never tell you its called the space temple actually, where its actually so high up in space you cant get there. The reason golem is a push-over is because he got the warding modifier on his armor, so remember to get the awkward modifier as it clearly implies it makes enemies feel awkward and kills themselves for you, including bosses!

[@SheckoVex]

The fact he said "you didn't see anything" while the eye of Cthulhu slowly dissapeared was so perfect

[@purplehaze2358]

This is like watching one of those Minecraft cursed image compilations, but in Terraria.

[@TheQwertt]

As a Terraria veteran on the Xbox, this guide is EXTREMELY helpful. I managed to follow all these steps and killed the Moonloard on the Xbox 360! I even managed to get a Warding Wooden Helmet too! Thank you Zuzucorn!

[@angrypyro2851]

As a terraria veteran with 90 years of playing, this is how i always beat terraria in average 5-7 minutes

[@badelk-nb6zr]

I actually prefer to choose a large world. I like to have space to make builds or make farms.

[@guffs5270]

you called squidward "moonlord"

[@oldrustyfishscalerman]

Don’t forget to write in the seed section of world creation “For The Worthy”

[@Netspyer]

"warding wood helmet" monster

[@karlgustav999]

I rerolled my shadewood armor until I got +5 DEX on _all_ pieces. It might've taken a while, but it carried me all the way through Empress if Light 👍

[@hiteshnachankar]

you forgot one thing which can really change the game if you happen to find a truffle worm which spawns on surface mushroom biome amd take it for fishing then you will get special rewards regarding which biome you are in such as if you fish in forest you get 1 gold and if in jungle you get 10 gold, if in Ice then you get 50 gold and lastly if you fish in ocean you get 50 platinum so now you know where yo fish with your truffle worm and if you see a random fishy green pig rise from the water, then Hug him! if he gets happy enough he drops extra 69,420 platinum coins

[@solaris804]

Thanks zuzucorn, this guide was super helpful :)

[@mister.kenneth9901]

One of the most helpful guide I have ever watched. Keep it up!👌😂

[@xxnick_playsx]

"You have to kill king slime first with your Slime Gun. Don't worry there is a secret hack that allows you to one shot king slime with total ez. Basically you have to obtain a broken stepping stool which is important for this method because it gives the bonuses for this hack and you have to teabag 69420 times with the stepping stool and king slime will die from cringe. "

[@Csurico25]

10:12 you forgot that sacrificing gives the flute to summon the stair case

[@theitak9946]

I love this video for 2 reasons: 1: it’s fricking ilerious 2: it’s REALLY stupid (in a good and funny way)

[@jkljosh7392]

KZbin recommended me this on April 1st so I thought this was a April fools video untill I saw the date

[@OccultOrangutan]

Hi zuzucorn I’d just like to point out you forgot to mention that to progress in the game you have to beat the empress of light by capturing and killing the butterfly during the day

[@lynrel2885]

the true evil thing in this guide is the fact he's using torches in hell 6:03

[@seikogrey]

wow, this guide helped me finish terraria on the first day of playing it! would recommend

[@obeltoaster]

I click faster that zuzucorn saying "terraria"

[@Stonesmash3r]

This guide really helped my first time beating terraria, thanks :)

[@terrazora4560]

Dang!! Seeing your channel uploaded a new video makes me smile happily 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@axoturtle]

The most accurate statement in this video is that the golem is weak. I guess looking stuff online is also good advice, and by look online, I mean watch zuzucorn videos and subscribe. bc I am watching this so far into the future, I thought this was a recently posted April Fool's Day ideo.

[@shreyash643]

As a veteran this physically hurts me.. But what bother me more is that you pronounce arceus as ARSEUS

[@dogmasarts8494]

Same

[@d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f8365]

That’s the OG pronunciation, they only changed it recently iirc

[@dylanmcadam8509]

Also guys never store your money in a chest or a piggy bank

[@breadbroyt]

This sounds like something you’re friends would say on the playground

[@alexyps2155]

1 more tip. Reforge all your weapons until they get the "broken" modifier. As the name implies, it makes the weapons absolutely broken.

[@skyral4137]

If you can see the wrong things he's doing, you should play expert mode, you are an expert.

[@dirtydishes2148]

Modifiers on the armor and all three mech bosses at once to share the health bar were very helpful tips.

[@randomdude3]

I never knew zuzucorn speaking in terms and conditions is something i needed

[@purplefirex7314]

imagine if someone makes a mod where all of this is actually true💀💀

[@officialfable196]

I’m glad that the devs made it where once you get into godmode, you can’t move, attack, place blocks, or anything at all. It just makes it fair for the game😊

[@jahlablueh4241]

instruction’s unclear accidentally beat the ender dragon

[@KalinGames526]

Always choose Crimson if you want to easily find altars and hearts!

[@eliwastaken_]

This guide was better than the guide's guide

[@bulborb-plushie]

7:12 literally had be dying that joke was extremely funny

[@Not_black_imposter]

Green slimes: 🏃‍♂️ me with a legendary wooden sword: 🏃‍♂️💨

[@Zathiekuth]

man titles lyin everythings true here *veteran certified*

[@ezwinLMAOO]

Yoooo. You actually came back. The time of waiting is now over. Thanks zuzu

[@WhiteAltp]

This is just wonderful! All EVERTHING works Including the Zenith LHack we absolutely got destro- I mean, Destroyed the moon lord

[@nottemmie7895]

"Why don't you use terraria steam guides for classes?" The Terraria steam guides in question:

[@soulzz9738]

i did this and i beat the game in 10 seconds this is the most informational and helpful guide i have ever seen i sold my family to watch this and it was so worth

[@okay_person1738]

Man this could have been a cool April fools joke

[@randomdude3]

The adult jokes in this video are pure gold!

[@Jake2534]

Did you notice that the rare spawning Cthulhu when you defeated the cultist's clone at 13:57

[@momoavatar4960]

that happens if you let the cultist complete his ritual/hit an illusion while a phantasmal dragon is still alive

[@quack8100]

Hey Zuzu can you make an updated guide on some of the classes you previously made once 1.4.4 drops, I would really appreciate it

[@SkulKidGaming]

This was very much helpful I really did beat the game thanks for the amazing guide!

[@krystianhuff3913]

You forgot about crafting a full set of hm tier one ore weapons and armor

[@gaminglyon6735]

imagine if armor pieces actually had mods like warding(ty for the likes its the most ive ever had becuz no one likes me)

[@skyral4137]

Is the game that hard for you?

[@gaminglyon6735]

@@skyral4137 no i just thought that would be cool if they did

[@Kunnoc]

Old mobile terraria has armor modding

[@gamingdiamond168]

i had to get a mod for that cuz i was playing modded for my first time and i did calamity revengeance (i didnt want to suffer)

[@RlyehDreaming]

This is actually a really aggravating video. I cannot believe that you are exposing so many of the well-kept secrets to the game. I’ve been a professional Terraria competitive speed-runner for over 15 years and this guide is going to really hurt my career.

[@gb1reinwald]

You start with a large world in master mode and completely forget to make the character hardcore, because that's the easiest!

[@dragonfury8540]

I cant have a break from laughing watching this video it just goes onnn

[@rainvortex6181]

Never knew zuzucorn could pull off sex jokes, always saw him as family friendly 😂😳

[@ebc817]

Don’t forget to set the seed to “For The Worthy”

[@neffrey]

you forgot to defeat ocram, he gives you one billion platinum coins

[@DawnChatman]

I so enjoy listening to your voice, it's soothing after a long day at the office. I've just recently come to this game and you've been a great guide. Thank you.

[@nonexistentnathan]

Blursed I legit died midway through, absolutely hilarious

[@NatterGerry_]

Thx I needed a guide as I’ll be starting a series thanks so much

[@DanielHassan-zg1lq]

i hope zuzucorn makes a legendary mode guide

[@theholydemonofficial8165]

I absolutely love how just some of the info is actually helpful, then there's the rest of it xD. Very great guide

[@frwk1]

7:13 💀 the corn hammer

[@plantIady]

bro i didnt think much about this section until i rewatched it and realised what hes was saying 💀💀💀

[@Average_Cinder_Block]

Man, you're right about the master mode, i'm a fucking cinder block and i beat it with ease

[@nicky_kitty_777]

The best way to beat the Moon Lord is with the copper shortsword with the broken modifier. We all know it can destroy moon lord in one hit.

[@thedoofus6740]

oh yeah you also want to have wood armour for moon lord its so helpful

[@NobuDK6H]

can't stress how much this helped with my speedrunning endeavors, especially that duke fishron one.

[@SkulKidGaming]

And I'm a terraria veteran super helpful guidance to beat master mode.!

[@eggstatus5824]

I love the "pornhammer"

[@TheRaven228]

7:13 the what hammer?!?😳

[@kettonz]

At least we learned that the Ice biome is on the opposite side of the world to Jungle

[@Crausy]

Imagine some new player skipping intro and thinking thid is real terraria guide and he is like: oh god... MY FRIENDS PLAY THIS?!

[@RobloxianGamerFr8888]

"now craft the night's edge" The night's edge rebalance: great! What now? Also this "guide" hurts my brain

[@tnt5320]

Master mode ! I feel like dying irl from the amount of times I die to the dam hornets

[@HdJnW]

the porn hammer may not be good for destroying demon alters, but it definitely helps against fighting the hardest boss in the game king slime

[@blockguy2931]

I'm sorry, the WHAT hammer?

[@HdJnW]

@@blockguy2931 the porn hammer, you know the one the wall of flesh drops? been in the game for a while

[@sarloth6392]

As someone that watches yout vids normally i love this i was laghing so hard

[@karungx1742]

thank you, now i have menacing Beetle armor