‘Only Two Drinks, I Swear’: 8 Wild DUI Arrests Caught on Camera (COPS)

[@palmerthiele6011]

😁 "Those athletic tennis shoes caused you to stumble?" Cops face was hysterical!

[@ImOnAJourney]

I liked his face when he found the pipe - he couldn’t stare at that kid any harder!

[@megzzzzzzz9927]

The way he confirmed it was weed. Said “I didn’t know it was mine”. And then proceeded to say someone slipped it in his pocket. Dude is a walking contradiction.

[@Trip_Fontaine]

I'm a recovering alcoholic. Though I drove drunk less than most alcoholics do, it still is painful to think about how I put people's lives at risk. I often think that the only real difference between me and someone who k*lled others in a DUI crash is that I was luckier.

[@vermontmom4232]

Hey Trip Fontaine! I too am a Fontaine, from Vermont! I hope you are still on the wagon. And yes, I think that also. And am thankful that I have never hurt another person while drinking. Well other than someones feelings. LOL. But seriously, you are correct. It is only because we were luckier. Wish you well!

[@Trip_Fontaine]

@@vermontmom4232 Thanks! I am still on the wagon. Not a Fontaine in real life, just a name I use on the internet. 🙂 It's a character from one of my favorite books, "The Virgin Suicides." I wish you well too.

[@realemonful]

Obviously you don't know how to drive and thank you for staying off the roads!!!

[@cyrusromeo]

@@Trip_Fontainewhat book?

[@Trip_Fontaine]

@@cyrusromeo "The Virgin Suicides" by Jeffrey Eugenides.

[@CDS.26]

That first cop was funny af. “Someone put it in your pocket? I bet it was a women.” 😂

[@DerekEvans1013]

Woman*

[@CDS.26]

@@DerekEvans1013 you always a d bag?

[@mikeradu2010]

@@DerekEvans1013 - You’re worse than my wife, like a chick constantly nagging and correcting … Derek, you sure you’re not a transformer 🏳️‍⚧️ ??

[@Erock1985x]

hahahahah I keep re-watching the first one

[@arimocha]

The way the coo stared at him so deeply when he found the pipe and said someone slipped it in his pocket I just lost it 😭💀😂😂💀

[@YungFromTheLief]

Lmfao bro said in his mind , “ yea you’re going to jail “

[@MarvinetteAndroid83]

24:48 “I don’t drink and drive… when I drink I stop” 🤦🏻‍♀️ 🤣

[@Happy-ki6eo]

"I HATE cocaine but I love the way it smells" WAIT A MINUTE!!!

[@The_Hairy_Hermit]

*drunk guy looks at car "When i drink i stop, i dont drive" Amazing 😂

[@pvstocker]

"I GOT A TAZER!" grabs his service weapon... Nah man you got a 9mm..

[@Fr0styJade]

I’m so happy I was not the only one seeing that 😂

[@Mina.15]

Right 😂😂

[@ellenpowers919]

“Somebody slipped that in my pocket “. Dang, that never happens to me!

[@alex_Skye]

I actually saw a ghost stick it in his pocket, you don’t believe him? 😔

[@jackiemarini3203]

Somebody slipped it in his pocket 😂😂 Famous last words before your Busted😂

[@snowbunny1066]

When the cop said, you are drunker than Cooter Brown I lost it😂 Shame on that sorry excuse of a mother. To swear in her daughters life she is clean. Drunk driver ruined my little brothers life in 1984. Hit him the day before his wedding. I care for him now since my parents passed. He has severer brain damaged. Nothing wrong to drink but so wrong to drink and drive.

[@carolynnroberts]

I absolutely agree, there should be zero tolerance the prob is cos there's a 'safe limit' drunks always think they're ok & within that limit. I'm so sorry that happened to your brother & you and your family have had to go through this. I'll keep you in my prayers hun 🙏🤗

[@regisfilia]

I'm glad you made this comment cause I couldn't make out what he said with that thick accent...never heard of Cooter Brown! 😂

[@juliepurser4645]

That's some country gold right there lol

[@snowbunny1066]

@@carolynnroberts thank you🤗

[@1prgriffin]

I love the Cooter Brown comment. That’s a NC original (at least that’s where I learned it)!

[@myztixwenzmatta777]

OMGosh I can’t believe when people get searched when the officer finds something, the excuses they make… “someone slipped it in his pocket”…

[@thejustinjustin1233]

I would’ve died laughing if the cop asked what Scoobys last name is and he said Doo 😂

[@amandatolleson7740]

😂😂😂

[@andythomas9564]

“I bet it was a woman that slid them drugs in your pocket” 😂😂😂 funny cop

[@SourPatchPuss]

That cop been through some s**t 😂

[@carolrodgers4582]

“ I swear on my daughters life” is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

[@BossCrazyRoss]

I think you're taking it as her not caring about her daughter's well being, when in reality I think most people just don't put any kind of stake in swearing on something serious like that. I don't think she truly thought she was sacrificing her daughters life to get away with that lie.

[@nickeiben4635]

The one kid said he doesnt drink and drive. He stops when he drinks.

[@alex_Skye]

Not a crime then 👍😂

[@Yesworldxo]

😂 “I bet it was a woman” 😅🤣 huh??

[@vivianaatxxx512]

That clown at 18:24 literally had said “yeah ok I was driving” and immediately started making up another scenario after another

[@ClassicJukeboxBand]

"I've never been convicted of nothing." Neither have I, but I have never been charged with "nothing" either...

[@Finn-pi5vo]

Man dude who rolled his car onto his buddy then tried to pin the DUI on him as he’s under the car. Be careful who your friends are

[@weemarie1137]

Omg the guy near the end saying he doesn't drink & drive, he stops car then drinks... you can't make this 💩up 😂

[@terriblepeanuts9476]

Haha! My wife left me. These athletic tennis shoes caused me to stumble. Someone slipped weed in my pocket. But I've never been convicted of nothin'. Almost sounds like the lyrics to a country song. :D

[@carolynnroberts]

What a despicable 'mother' to swear on her daughters life that she's not drunk when she's blatantly plastered 🤬 Too much of a coincidence that she had an oxy addiction & the pills found not hers, she does not deserve her kids.

[@jackiemarini3203]

Agree

[@MIHAI1985MURIAH]

Also saying she’s a nurse,that’s kinda scary!!

[@carolynnroberts]

@@MIHAI1985MURIAH Yeah I couldn't believe it when she said it.

[@JJ-P92]

All the lowlifes getting arrested for drugs an alcohol swear on their kids or mother that they did nothing wrong.. its pretty gross..

[@carolynnroberts]

@@JJ-P92 Absolutely it's sick the lengths they'll go to, it's like do they really think the cops haven't heard that bull before. I wonder what the family members think?

[@leoabel524]

Two drinks, the first lie every drunk says.

[@jimmyknows-p4m]

yip .. two shots of vodka glug glug lol

[@1foolishcaribou195]

Just one drink or more than two, but never have "just two." It's the most intoxicating amount. It's science. At least that's what we have learned from the field researchers, but we usually don't get the results right away because the researchers are in jail or court. Science.

[@4G63Tx]

Even worse: “just one beer!”

[@francerichard801]

What is funny is that when I have two drinks I’m totally drunk!!!!!! I don’t think the police would believe me though!!!😂😂😂

[@wmhiswatching4464]

As soon as they say “I’m not gonna lie” you know they’re flat-out lying.

[@DerekEvans1013]

"I didn't know it was mine. Someone slipped it in my pocket" the look on the cop's face lol!!! "I bet it was a woman" lol!!!

[@meganmcdonald3133]

“I’m trying to do right” = taking a car and driving drunk 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

[@Gaetano.94]

Remember a lot of these from when I was a kid when this show was on at 8pm on Saturdays before AMW

[@chevy266nova]

They always say " I had only 2 drinks " and :" I didn't do anything ".

[@yvonnegrassi9219]

Oh no. Listen, get it straight, they say “ I didn’t do nuffin wrong”. Ok?? Got it?? Lol

[@jeffjones1417]

The best is the guy from Vegas, "I have an extensive criminal record".

[@4G63Tx]

Lmao fr I’ve never heard that one before

[@SkinnyVinnie]

That first cop looks geeked!😂

[@4G63Tx]

I noticed that too! Adderall maybe? He definitely seemed speedy to me

[@raymondlin8728]

I had 6 drink. I swear. Only 8 drinks.

[@andythomas9564]

Scooby was driving 😂

[@ellenpowers919]

“That’s not mine!” It’s in their car, in their pants, at their feet. Just pathetic. On par with “I had two drinks!” 😂😂

[@TurboFpv]

They call him Scooby 😂😂😂

[@richieclark528]

First one feels so fake but the fact that its not is awesome😂

[@SourPatchPuss]

That was my thought exactly. It was too good to be true.

[@CasusBelli21]

That second guy has 7 kids? Lord have mercy on us.

[@notanindianscammer7594]

Then those 7 kids will have 7 more each!

[@georgegoughnour1509]

Their parents must be proud watching these

[@xsidx232]

Drunk as cooter, I bet it was a woman. Lmaoooooo I love this cop😭😭😭😂😂😂🇺🇸 3:48

[@vivianaatxxx512]

24:32 “I don’t have uh slurch speich sur”

[@misterdedlift4879]

"I'm not intushseecated"

[@wolfgamemusicvideo4532]

When are people gonna learn, it's cheaper to take a cab or an uber home

[@4G63Tx]

The woman @10:15 “guy I was dating - believe it or not” 😂😂😂

[@nxlxnn]

Second guy- “I got 7 kids, owe em all child support “

[@raygentry3133]

I swear on her daughter's life, that woman is a pathological liar.

[@lori6037]

The guy who thinks he has warrants for not paying child support was hilarious. The woman who said she took 4 Vicodin a day and thought it was alot was lying, she takes way more than 4.

[@daytonablue2041]

2nd guy was lucky. Cop was yelling tazer but he had his hand on his pistol.

[@MAGACUNTREEEEEEE]

That first cop is hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@MikeNelli-uq2wl]

Wow. They caught the God father of soul.

[@CrystalCannaCreations]

The cop that touches the bag of crack with no gloves is insane God knows where that's been and he got his prints all over it. The guy smoking it literally looks like a dead man walking and is turning grey and vacant. So sad.

[@iiPrr]

THAT DUDE HAS 7 KIDS!?!?!? 7!!!?

[@meganmcdonald3133]

Someone slept with him?’ 🤣🤣

[@ulfberggren8953]

In Sweden you take a breathalizer direct. They do not a question IF you want to breath into the testmachine they just tell you to do it. No one question that. It is standard procedure.

[@nndo6953]

generally, drunk as a skunk people tell the peace officer they had 1 or 2 drinks.

[@ThatsMyDawgFasho]

What is a drunk as a skunk?

[@yvonnegrassi9219]

@@ThatsMyDawgFasho. Just a saying. That’s all. It’s an old saying.

[@aeservices6574]

@@ThatsMyDawgFasho That is Cooter Brown's skunk, he stays drunk

[@dubya575]

My man in blue looks like an after pic of "The Weekend"😂😂😂😂

[@MrJames-tw3so]

"I dont know a lot of people in jail for kidnapping a drug dealer" Well you haven't heard of one of the best comedian alive today,Joey "Coco" Diaz!

[@teacupolous]

Period!

[@bernvigz9138]

Ganja pipe kid: "I didn't know it was mine."...priceless

[@sharonrigs7999]

Drunk on a bicycle is a crime? Didn't know that

[@mariaharrison7228]

Cannot believe that 😂😂😂😂

[@avrgangelcake]

What was the song playing in the beginning??? I've been looking everywhere but I can't find it 😭

[@mikestand714]

icould not tell you how many times people slipped weed on my pocket at the bar.

[@ellenpowers919]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yvonnegrassi9219]

Lol

[@andydanko7074]

The guy that slammed into the garage and had a kidnapping felony was very respectful and truthful

[@godfireprime]

The beer guts alone make me never want to drink ever.

[@mrsangelafisher]

"Someone put it in my pocket". That was better than "the pants aren't mine". 🤣 He was reverse pickpocketed 😂 The best is when they insinuate, or flat out accuse, the police of planting stuff.

[@Xbox360mIRC]

Two drinks or beers is the universal answer if someone admits they did drink. You would think people would be more creative and say 1 1/2 it got warm and I dumped it or something but 2 drinks or beers. They hear that all the time.

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

"IT'S IN THE GARAGE!?" lmao

[@johnfish1194]

Who's a good boy?YOU ARE!!!

[@julinalilly7439]

Love Cops Reloaded

[@marilynhoste3961]

Darn pockets, drug paraphernalia and weed, hopped into his pockets. But officer, it wasn't his. Someone at the bar snuck it into his pocket.

[@tekfunk6299]

Yeah, we always go to the pub for ONE beer and when the cop asks afterwards, we say we went for ONE beer.

[@kaxiiillui9164]

11:32 "Not mine" "What is it?" "I dont know" *she CLEARLY knows, or else she would'nt have claimed that the minute they pulled out the bottle*

[@Phbalancedshorty]

When people automatically get down on the ground, intertwine their fingers on the back of their heads and fold their legs and put their feet up to their butt like bro, you are institutionalized AF 😂😂

[@Alansky_1]

"I'm just trying to do right sir" "Well, You're doing right by going to jail"😅

[@Mollyjay123]

We have a real problem in this country. I can’t believe how many people are going around putting drugs/drug paraphernalia into innocent peoples pockets!

[@meganmcdonald3133]

“I’m not trying to start no trouble” well you did tho 🤣🤣🤣

[@AH6X710]

The first cop looks like Quentin Tarantino

[@1foolishcaribou195]

If you don't believe the officer that you will get dog bit, then believe the dog!

[@alexabeyta1544]

Lady swore on her daughters life twice 😭 🤦‍♀️

[@hairslayer2638]

Yikes ...with a bf like that who needs a snitch 😅😅😂

[@weatheredtome]

So much unnecessary force here

[@leahhoben]

I sure hope he was lying about 7 kids. Surely his seeds would get lost.

[@matthewhutchins4284]

Why does everyone start off with this is so so’s car and there’s nothing in there, then they find drugs and they claim it ain’t mine.

[@MewmewGrrl]

Those police dogs sure love working.

[@MewmewGrrl]

I hope the opiate pill addict doesn't have a daughter, having sworn on her daughter's life when she's so obviously lying.

[@notanindianscammer7594]

I don't think she's a nurse either

[@brucefulper4204]

"I swear on my daughters life" Nice! Not gonna lie!

[@eye98]

Great vid! Great editing! Well done!! Thank you!!

[@Mr27rayl]

You guys never let the canines have any fun.

[@mariaharrison7228]

I know, this one was a good boy, he's going, just one bite ... just a little nip ... a nibble, a tiny nibble, ah man, I'm out of the car and everything 🐶

[@Rissa.and.johnathan]

“I didn’t think it was mine”😂😂smb put it in my pocket🤣

[@richsims6870]

I wonder how many times a cop pulls someone over and its always 2 drinks. I say that because my brother who spent 3 years in prison would always say that. Btw way he died at a young age because of alcohol.

[@hit-manX5]

Bro kidnapped a drug dealer, what a G

[@jay.mcclou1056]

Must’ve been two four lokos

[@lisaforrester1097]

Go to school. Jeez.

[@MrSquishee]

"I GOT A TASER" *realises he pulled the blicky*

[@Isntthatsomethinghuh]

That k-9 needs to put a little bass in its bark lol

[@Muyinza]

“You know that stuff stunts your growth?”…. Uuuuuhhhh what was that??? 😂😂😂

[@rcbrown22]

A lot of debris stuck to this boy's nappy hair 😂😂

[@Luciddreamscreations]

the last cop was a young punk

[@jasminecarroll9788]

If you're going to tell a cop you've only had two drinks, you may as well tell them you're hammered. No one who has been pulled over for suspicion of DUI has ever just drank two drinks. You're basically telling a cop you're lying by saying two drinks.

[@Jack_0f_all_trees]

The first cop is hilarious and kinda looks like Quentin Tarantino 🤣

[@JaneOsYdOGaYGOsYdOGaYGOsYdOGaY]

Don'y kill me don't kill me man😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@louielukag]

didnt know Quentin Tarantino did side jobs as a cop 😂

[@MrSteveHatsReviews]

lol he said the weeds gonna stunt his growth

[@ceeleegee825]

Yeah, to the short guy 😂