Choosing a Date based on Photos of Their Baby

[@NaturalAegyo]

This is an official petition for Dylan to tell us his traumatic "steal yo girl" musician story. Let us feed on your pain.

[@captnkep176]

"let us feed on your pain" ahahahahahah

[@soobinations]

I feel like it's the girl he used to have in his old videos. Because now she makes music.

[@LNL-HesterFrida]

Dylan needs to spill the tea for us

[@HaHaHaLMFAOtv]

@@soobinations right, haven't seen her in a while

[@westinshire]

It's giving "chased by a drug dealer" lmaoo

[@MonkFilmz]

I thought they meant choosing men based on what they looked like babies, practically having to choose which baby is more sexy, so I'm glad that's not what's happening here.

[@childfreepoet]

I thought that too. So glad that wasn't it.

[@Garbancina]

Same thought, glad it wasn't that tho 😅

[@luffytaro-jg5ow]

there are videos like that

[@candysweet434]

well they already kinda did that video but they weren’t babies, it was pictures of them as children which is just as weird.

[@StaubZuStaub]

That's exactly what I thought, I was terrified 😂

[@1simp240]

Dylan just hating on non-existant babis is the highlight of my year

[@misr1326]

Fr😭

[@Aro7241]

He ain't... She was

[@OneRandomRuth]

Dylan's suggestion at the end (about how the dating game should have gone) is actually WAY more interesting than what the game turned out to be

[@pramitiroy9355]

That "Hey baby, I don't want to be your mother" cracked me up

[@sussybaka8161]

yeah pretty great idea but the only issue is how the kids will react when they will see that because of their answers their dad didn't get to be choosen maybe they will be dissapointed and feel bad about themselves or cry

[@annastrausz2045]

Jubilee actually has a video with a similar idea, but it’s the kid that “dates” the man for her mom. It’s quite an older video but still fun!

[@stargirl7646]

Yeah!

[@TCt83067695]

I don't watch dating shows but I'll watch one if it were based on that Dylan idea

[@jordynstarks2131]

Weirdest part of the 1970s dating games is one of the contestants turned out to be a serial killer and the girl was like I’m not going on a date with him, which is good, because she probably would’ve been one of his victims.

[@cristela4034]

Yikes, she had good instincts then.

[@chazgames3690]

I was hoping I’d see a comment like this on here already because i cba to write it myself 😂

[@silverkyre]

Not just a contestant he won too.

[@booklover5238]

I just commented about him. That was so freaky to hear about. His name is Rodney Alcala. He killed about 5 women before he went on the show and, I think, killed 7 more before he was caught. Bullet dodged for that poor woman.

[@mugfrog5732]

yup, he was a very scary case too… to this day, nobody else knows just how many he’s actually killed

[@fay4967]

Dylan looking so intently on the screen to analyse her face to decide if she's attracted to the last guy or not 🤣🤣🤣

[@humbleguy976]

Defective Dylan

[@nyatalley1266]

I think Dylan should give us a story time with that whole musician situation.

[@cmantheninja]

this needs more likes so it can get Dylan's attention

[@nyatalley1266]

@@cmantheninja agreed

[@amanasui]

Right he just dropped that tiny piece of lore and moved on💀💀

[@nyatalley1266]

@@amanasui ik, like elaborate please😂

[@rebeckajg2862]

ABSOLUTELY

[@genesisfunes7551]

His idea about the dating show by talking to the kids of the single dads sounds so fun

[@JeM130177]

They got this girl who's job is teaching kids modelling to come in and be like "this baby isn't giving...but this baby is a winner" dear god....

[@greensmoothiegirl333]

you have a point there, her kids might grow up with like self-image issues lol damn

[@fonjadidi]

She's very immature

[@paolima1448]

It's a joke

[@JeM130177]

@@paolima1448 i know but i still don't like it xD teaching kids modelling is bad enough 😂

[@frenchgirl5878]

Why are you being judgemental? She said something unconventional in an unconventional situation, she was a little awkward but there is nothing wrong with that.

[@kathryn052]

I look forward to every Ooga Booga post. They’re always sanitary fr

[@TheAfricanGrey]

Dylan always knew sanitary would catch on

[@EthanV214]

You a real one for that

[@ianpatton8015]

Love the sanitary reference

[@hoorainbaig2024]

I love the reference. We troublemakers know.

[@bluevanga30]

Nono sanitary is for troublemakers, we oogaboogas here pal.

[@hakitouchiha]

Imagine working at an adoption agency and when asking why a mother is giving her baby away she says “honestly this baby isn’t giving”

[@jewelokoror]

😂😂😂😂😂Haha Thats so funny

[@mikibv8007]

Cough up the musician story Dylan!!!! "A musician stole the girl that I...." Loved? Liked? wanted to marry? wanted to take to a high school dance? wanted to be my producer? DeTAILs man!!! we want details

[@stormyviolety]

The genuine reaction to her saying the baby wasn't giving 😂

[@jonolow]

anyone who unironically says this needs the death penalty

[@stormyviolety]

I would agree to name our daughter Homicide, Dylan. Homicide Matthews. Kinda has a ring to it. And at school they would just call her Homie 🥰

[@divinelangene6813]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@artisticbeautybyhanako6801]

Damn the rizz is off the charts, I'm jealous🤧🤧

[@stormyviolety]

@@artisticbeautybyhanako6801 😉

[@janaloff]

😂

[@penguinabroad]

Her: I'm not even close to being ready to have babies. Also her: I really liked his gentle parenting method...

[@cristela4034]

He's taking parenting advice from tiktok, his kids are gonna have weird genders and no brain cells.

[@ayannabranchcomb7535]

To be fair to her I watch a lot of parenting content and I am not having kids anytime soon

[@franciscasilva8406]

How are the two contradicting? You can not want kids and still admire good parenting. Besides, there's nothing hotter than a guy that's good around children.

[@hanniballecter5383]

It was all about the voice, he didn't even give the best answers, she just didn't admit

[@rainbowglass8319]

there's a huge difference between not wanting kids RIGHT now THIS second & not wanting kids EVER. e.g. i know i really want to be a parent & have kids but right now? nope. i am nowhere near ready to parent & care for another living thing i can barely look after myself atm, never mind someone else who depends on me for everything, not financially secure & too much responsibility & pressure right now, but 100% in the future, yk?

[@isabellah22]

“Um so my name’s William, and I’m 25 years old. Yeah and um… yeah.. yeah.. yeah…” “hehehehe… okay- I absolutely love your voice” 👁️ 👁️ 👄

[@cristela4034]

He sounded liked a moron, and he said he takes parenting advice from tiktok. Their kids would have no brain cells.

[@SasukeUchiha723]

ikr

[@rodsitamara]

he also had some good answers

[@YoungandFlightless]

Dylan’s suggestion reminds me of this Korean dating web show where the girl’s nephew had to interview 3 guys and pick the one he wanted his aunt to date. The kid was so judgmental 😂

[@niell9908]

What's it called?

[@YoungandFlightless]

@@niell9908 "A nephew picked a boyfriend for his aunt." is the literal title

[@lastquarter3992]

I wanna watch that

[@Whispn]

All I could think of when Dylan reacted to the babies was when he said, "Get this CG baby the fuck out of my sight," in the Twilight video. He also made fun of that one baby in Toy Story. He's really got a complex about babies, huh?

[@divinelangene6813]

😂😂😂maybe he was an ugly baby

[@Alizahemz]

Dylan making fun of the baby pictures was way too funny 😂

[@YuniX2]

She didn't take the "baby probably has a lot of your looks" comment well because dude implied that he is ugky or has low self esteem, neither option is appealing.

[@WangxianFF7]

Yeah but the other guy said the same thing and she fell in love so...

[@jijitters]

I actually think people who are humble are way more appealing than people who think they're super hot, but to each their own lol

[@frenchgirl5878]

@jijutters there is a difference between being humble and having low self esteem. Also the other guy didn’t have the benefit of having a sexy voice.

[@lanzi_xo]

I love how everyone is asking Dylan to tell the "steal yo girl" musician story. He literally won't tell us now because he doesn't do recommendations. I know that it's typically movies/shows he doesn't want recommendations for, but I feel like it will be a similar case here since he doesn't like peer pressure. Lol.

[@MayJay1812]

I really want to see a show where women pick to date a guy based on their children's answers of the questions. I think it'd be a hit. Let's get Dylan his own TV show where he picks random dating themes

[@taylorold6435]

Also the dating game in the 70s featured an actual serial killer who won a date with a woman but luckily he creeped her out so she didn’t go on the date 😂😂😂 fun times

[@vlo4829]

How do we know this one didn't?

[@ericaheap]

omg i thought of the same thing!

[@ifyoulikepinacolada254]

DYLAN! YOU’RE 20! You need to start saying “this baby isn’t giving” like the rest of us!!!

[@westinshire]

Dylan should enter a dating game.. and then make a video of it

[@DaphneSublime]

Gotta do anything for those views 😂😂😂

[@raziyadamenova4921]

Oh absolutely he should !

[@malaksayed2457]

Dylan's idea at the end WAS THE ABSOLUTE BEST. My god I ADORE the idea of the 5 children of single dads to come and hype up their dads. It's so much better than this 😭😭

[@saimashupti469]

I actually thought that was the game

[@rina-hw2xe]

my man william won only bc he had an accent and a nice voice💀

[@pandaidol101]

Your idea at the end with single dads actually sounds like it would be really fun to watch. Someone should totally do that.

[@rinfinity930]

Man Dylan is so right about the babies looking similar anytime somebody started speaking i was like "Which number guy is this? which one got eliminated again?" even though there are like 5 people, it got a bit confusing.

[@MaeAlessa]

Applauding Dylan’s upload schedule. Super sanitary

[@natashadarko3066]

4:49 no, Dylan, tell us your tragic love story

[@deannascorner8112]

I thought this was going to be based on their baby pictures from when they were babies, not AI generated pictures! 😂

[@divinelangene6813]

Same😂😂😂😂😂

[@shay5323]

Dylan doesn't need to speak during his videos anymore 🤣 His expressions alone are hilarious 🤣🤣

[@JSainte17]

"The baby is gorgeous." They all look just like her, but this is the closest one. 🤦🏻‍♀

[@mishaparkerlol]

dylan’s videos are the highlight of my day

[@alexamjenn]

“It’s not a glow up…just a grow up” idk why that made me hunch over in laughter 😂

[@hnichole]

I work with kids regularly, and I spent a summer as a camp counselor in charge of the 2nd/3rd grade age group, and it felt exactly like Dylan described lol, like trying to wrangle them from wandering away. 😂 But a guy who has experience working with kids is definitely a turn-on, I swear there are so many men who take pride in the fact that they don't understand kids at all and don't know how to take care of them.

[@aasthade0309]

I'm still not over the fact that she said "the baby's just not giving"!!

[@DylanIsInTroubleCompilations]

DYLAN you can’t just start a story about your dating life and not finish it you know we’re all nosy bastards

[@tabsisthename9573]

its weird that dylan, the 20 year old, would have such an issue with her saying 'its giving'. but hey hes just not like other twenty year olds...

[@sheixoe4258]

ehh ill let it slide. hes been 20 for a decade now

[@j7deitic]

always love it whenever my favorite 21 year old uploads.

[@onkookietime]

dylan’s reaction to these people just makes it so obvious he’s not in his 20s😭😭

[@amayadomani2383]

Really outing himself as a millennial 😂

[@meeraalkurdi7525]

Mentioning the college is a must at this point😭

[@kgulb1329]

I think she was weirded out by the guy saying the looks would come from her because that would mean he was ugly 😂

[@ramefy5551]

"Justin I got a news for you, yOu'Re a ViCtim " The way Dylan can make me laugh making the same joke every video OMG😂😂

[@medboflight]

I met a kid named October the other day. She was the opposite of what you would expect from a girl with that name and I love it.

[@raziyadamenova4921]

😅

[@projectjupiter5523]

what does this mean lmao

[@Imrmreta]

17:24 I thought it was based on the guy’s picture when he was a baby but what you said would be a villain backstory for sure!

[@KatieInTheLight]

Wait the five single dads idea is SUCH a good idea

[@hafsahshazmeen1446]

The amount of ABSOLUTE JOY i feel when this man Post's

[@jaylaanpough5524]

Zooey Deschanel & Michael Bolton's version of "The Celebrity Dating Game" was actually so delightful -- I miss those high energy goofy game shows like tha

[@annacecilieeriksen7954]

Your videos always make the day brighter. No matter how bright or dark the day is/ have been, you never fail to make me laugh and smile. Thank you, Dylan ❤ Keep going!

[@raziyadamenova4921]

Aw

[@loveGG3]

That's similar to what I thought. I thought she was just going to be looking at pictures of a single dad's actual children and choosing based on that.

[@madelinevance8954]

I love that you challenged us to name our kids October. That was my favorite name when I was in high school I was obsessssssed.

[@madamproducer2102]

100% I wanted to name my daughter October (hubs and I loved the campy 2006 horror Stay Alive feat. character named October) but hubs was worried she would get too picked on so we settled on Lydia after Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice.

[@cristela4034]

Lydia is a pretty name. October would be cool too, a more unusual name. I have an unusual name too, and when I was a child I was picked on because of that, but now I like it cause it's different and so unusual that I just knew about 3 people with the same name as me my entire life.

[@Aurora.6788]

Yeah same for me. As a kid it was hard, but now I love my Name, because it's unique (at least where I live 😂)

[@cherrybombrose3532]

My coworker named her youngest child December. Since it was her boyfriends only child he was the one who picked it. (They nicknamed her Ember)

[@madamproducer2102]

@cherrybombrose3532 wait I literally love this

[@cristela4034]

@@cherrybombrose3532 That's a cool name and nickname. So original, love it!

[@Elizabeth-gx1su]

My nieces name is juniper! Not only do I personally think it’s a rlly cute name, but many nicknames can come with it as well!

[@SoraLover1994]

THIS. Legit, June, Juni, Nini, Juju, even things like Junebug. Juniper alone is a super cute name. x.x

[@jaco3394]

This is the kind of Jubilee segment that makes me very aware that, at the age of 30, I am not the target demographic for some of their videos anymore. Anything to do with dating is almost always college kids who say things that make me die a little bit inside with the second hand embarrassment.

[@sophiaisabelle027]

These challenges can be on the weird side. Judging men based off of their baby photos can have its negativities attached. By all means I do not condone ever attempting to date someone simply based off of their own appearances. Regardless whether you're the standard or conventional hottie roaming through the streets, you've got layers of complexity that can be fairly difficult to dissect. You have to keep in mind that looks aren't everything in the dating pool. You've really got to know them all on a more personal level other just the shallow features that they may have that are readily available to be displayed everywhere all around the world.

[@daisykisses8803]

That’s why I think these dating shows on KZbin are so stupid. They’re are clearly for entertainment though, but not for anyone to take serious.

[@lifebyjo3999]

I agree. A lot of these dating shows are based on initial attraction and instant gratification.

[@melodi2036]

That's true but these are KZbin videos. "Girl chooses who to date based on personality" was the game in the 70s. Let them be creative

[@daniciadwamena6331]

nah we need this storytime of Dylans musician trauma 😂😂

[@xrkkssk]

The way i ran here the moment i saw the notif. The most consistent 20 yr old on youtube for sure.

[@ChimmysMoodlamp]

Dylan's humor is top-notch as always AND i love the editorrr. He's is also hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1aynae025]

Dylan posting is the only reason I'm not road kill rn🙆🏽‍♀️

[@JSainte17]

I've had this convo with my kid so many times. I'm never yelling, I'm just telling him, "Hey we gotta go dude, I'm gonna be late for work." That IS how I pay for us to live. And, if he felt there were never any consequences, he'd take his sweet ass time every single day, and I'd lose my job.

[@fatwhiteduke7417]

Man the editing is always so good, only editor to consistently get multiple full bodied laughs from me per video.

[@SoraLover1994]

15:58, THE WAY I CACKLED. I couldn't displace where William's voice/accent sounded familiar, and you hit it on the NOSE with that, like thank you.

[@fay4967]

"that can baby can make money modelling one day" Bro they all look the same tf 🤣 She was trying so hard to give different answers to each baby pic hahahaha

[@sdanks1962]

Dylan is brightening up my Friday morning ❤

[@uadubuodebbad6195]

its the afternoon

[@raziyadamenova4921]

@@uadubuodebbad6195😂

[@Imanidiotwhyamidoingthis]

She’s got such a model mindset it’s crazy like it’s a baby not an object

[@radhiadeedou8286]

If she has kids you can tell she's gonna be one of those moms who force their kids to go to auditions

[@Imanidiotwhyamidoingthis]

@@radhiadeedou8286 they do it from like 3 as well it’s insane

[@raffy234]

!!! Dylan's idea of a woman talking to children for the single dad is an AWESOME idea!

[@constancetoe1183]

I was on KZbin in this endless scroll trying to find some life. Then I saw Dylan upload and I knew it was gonna be a good day. 🎉😊

[@Irenereactioncorner]

It was the best 17 minutes and 40 seconds I had in days, maybe even weeks

[@skylermarie607]

I never see/hear my name anywhere so I was definitely not expecting the final "fuck you, Skyler" at 5:21 when I woke up today

[@danitabaak9188]

I really want to know the musician backstory now

[@mlilejay8698]

I need a compilation that puts together what kind of parent Dylan will be. Let us not forget children to Dylan are warbuffers!! 😂

[@glentromur90]

it's not a good day to be called Glen... also, love your idea of the 5 kids with single dads "selling" their dads to a lady! You can tell a lot about people from their kids...

[@rina-hw2xe]

these babies look made in those tiktok capcut filters💀

[@Kaylazan]

I like Dylan’s idea at the end for a dating game

[@luvvrry]

ON MY BIRTHDAY DYLAN?????THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

[@kathrinejrgensen2303]

Happy birthday! 🤗

[@JSainte17]

Her roasting babies that all just look like her is hilarious. Zero self-awareness.

[@lost4tseas]

Not me getting a frickin Pampers ad while Dylan is talking about babies

[@katiemmattes47]

I was JUST hoping for one of these

[@Saaaaaaraaa]

I come from work crying so I buy myself a drink and donat (self care right)? And I literally thought I wish Dylan uploaded video it would cheer me up and minutes later here I am!!! Thank you Dylan for a great timing ❤️

[@loveofmylife7854]

ok dylan's idea for a dating show with single dads is absolute fire

[@silviacool5915]

Dylan give props to your editor the way he edits these makes the videos so much funnier 🙏🙏

[@mirfarrah]

11:15 Dylan getting impressed by that guys answer made my day

[@NotPrincessButLeia]

I really like your dating game idea. Much better than the crap we have out there Sanitary!

[@neptuneswrld]

WOOOOO THANKS FOR THE NEW VIDEO DYLAN

[@CrazyOnSmosh]

Okay but the editing in this was top tier

[@Isabellediaz112]

Im gonna choose my husband by my potential baby and if they’re ugly than no.

[@munmusaa1234]

Comparing the voice to Korg was so spot on

[@sammharry]

Dylan’s evil laugh gets me every time 😅

[@tko-bx4bd]

Dylan’s idea of what this shoulda been is 1000% better than the video we got

[@belladonnapandas4728]

Dylan could talk about literally anything and i would watch

[@laurencamila9024]

My sister had that genetic mutation. It went away when her baby teeth fell though

[@stephania.]

I just read the title and I'm already in shock 💀

[@tdumax3656]

I love how Dylan never realised the photos were a filter over the guys pictures

[@isabellabaca30]

For someone taking out a large life insurance plan for his children he sure does talk about children a lot

[@MSK-n]

i like his idea of a dating show where you have to speak to contestants ' s kids

[@ginkgokraut]

Actually I think the name Juniper fits that child so perfectly. I love it!

[@abigailr.9601]

Me too! I literally came up with the name Juniper Fae randomly like two weeks ago and thought it was super cute (I’m a writer btw), especially with the nickname June or Juni (pronounced joo-nee).

[@wanggaeparkgae4423]

I truly never know what to look forward to for Dylan. always keeps me on my toes

[@joellem625]

Idk if anyone remembers this show and I don’t know what it was called. But there was a show where a guy goes on the date with a mom and chooses the daughter he would like to date based on the mom and what she tells him about her daughter. Seems right up Dylan’s alley.

[@annalyse7564]

it's literally called "Date My Mom" from MTV :D