It is better to poop in the sink than to sink in the poop. -master oogway
@takhellambamgautammeitei68443 ай бұрын
what the actual fuck??! ahahahaha
@dracobandz57263 ай бұрын
Bro bro bro noo
@unclearquestions3 ай бұрын
@@dracobandz5726 if she says we need space. Her sister shall take her place. - also master oogway
@alechboy35783 ай бұрын
@@unclearquestionsBased name and based jokes
@nayanD693 ай бұрын
Better to poop in the bed then to bed(have sex) in the poop- amber heard probably
@DekuStickGamer3 ай бұрын
Like Uncle Iroh in Avatar. Dude was the highest ranking general, he clearly had a successful past but changed after his son died.
@alexzanderhero37083 ай бұрын
Uncle Iroh was the Crown Prince before Ozai, things changed after Ba Sing Se
@restlesspwns883 ай бұрын
Irohs story is a masterpiece!
@grimreaper12213 ай бұрын
Ozai made his father Azulon to remove Iroh from the position of Crown Heir bcs his son got killed in the siege of Ba sing se and bcs Iroh chose to surrender instead to conquer the capital of the Earh Nation and to grieve the death of his son,ozai was made the heir to the throne and bcs Zuko was seen as useless Ozai and Azulon made the deal to get rid of Zuko but his mother made the deal to kill Azulon at the price of Zuko being kept alive and the night right after Ozai was made the heir Zuko's mom assassinated Azulon and vanished,but still the single obstacle in getting rid of Zuko remained Iroh who kept Zuko under his wing and despite being older than Ozai,Iroh was still the strongest
@No-ik5nj3 ай бұрын
@@grimreaper1221Azulon never agreed at ozai terms of removing iroh as his heir
@cumlordsama71833 ай бұрын
@@grimreaper1221wait what? Azulan disagree thats why in exchange for disrespecting his 1st son iroh he was anger and told to ozai to killed his first son to feel what iroh is being truu but when azula speak of it there mother hear it and killed azulan before they killed zuko.. and stop are made next ozai claiming the throne for himself... but iroh was always the one and true succesor of the throne.. 🙂and him and zuko being like a father son make it better they both restored thier honor.. iroh became a father to zuko and zuko became a son to him that filled there void☺ one of the will writen characters.
@reddrip15503 ай бұрын
Once oogway said "yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery but today is a gift. That's why its called the present"
@nightraven29753 ай бұрын
Such a powerful line.
@kinensanglemdur12323 ай бұрын
Fr, an actual useful line instead of those useless sex jokes the other master Oogway makes.
@chadgrimwell83802 ай бұрын
Monkey from lion king right?
@TheEmperorOfViltrum3 ай бұрын
I’m literally not surprised history literally had records of people conquering stuff around similar time periods like this 😂
@ceasarsblog14473 ай бұрын
But of course someone of your status (Emperor of Viltrum) would know.
@TheEmperorOfViltrum3 ай бұрын
@@ceasarsblog1447 we bring free healthcare to all planets in the universe
@matti.84652 ай бұрын
Also this was before Kung Fu was a thing, which in this world is the main thing keeping order in China. So back then things must have been pretty lawless
@hassanhameed66733 ай бұрын
For every kid saying non-sense listen, Oogway and Kai took an oath to gain strength together and never hide anything from eachother but after Oogway getting healed by the pandas, Kai felt betrayed because he found an extra source of gaining strength by taking "Chi" and was going to Oogway but Oogway without a talk fought Kai till he was banished, Hence Kai is a broken villain not pure Evil or has a sense of revenge but wanted to prove Oogway wrong
@Eggman-uy5rs3 ай бұрын
Faxs
@bluefiremarkii3 ай бұрын
He is pure evil what are you on about? Dude wanted to conquer the world and would kill anyone in his way. Revenge on oogway was first but he had no intentions to stop there. You act like if i worked side by side with the devil himself and betrayed him that makes the devil not a bad person. Remember, he used the power the pandas taught to essentially kill the very same pandas, THEN they fought. He wasn't exactly betrayed so much as one of them realized the importance of life and didn't want to warmonger anymore where the other found greater need for power and death.
@hassanhameed66733 ай бұрын
@@bluefiremarkii For your info, They both took an "OATH" to gain strength whatever the circumstances were. They were the warriors of their time but after Oogway realizing that he was wrong he didn't even bother to have a word with Kai but instead fought him
@bluefiremarkii3 ай бұрын
@@hassanhameed6673 bro, like i said Kai began to essentially kill the innocent pandas that saved their lives. If we are friends with a soldier or general and we were saved by a village, you also probably wouldn't stop and talk if they're currently committing genocide against them. Oogway stopped him, Kai refused to back down so they fought. Fighting was inevitable. Kai is cool and all but I'm not going to act like a genocidal maniac was the good guy here
@mahdigharanli3 ай бұрын
Stupid logic
@cromebrillogaming72473 ай бұрын
The only way to find enlightenment is to walk through the darkness how best to see the light
@cayen2733 ай бұрын
W COMMENT 😊
@Overlord_49003 ай бұрын
We've found our new oogway
@epicloot51203 ай бұрын
Both sides of the Ying and Yang...
@JohnSmith-ie9qo3 ай бұрын
You don't always need darkness to stay in the light
@sumitroy37913 ай бұрын
Thats why you should never comment on this topic 😂
@mansourzare61443 ай бұрын
The ambitious conqueror face 😂😂😂
@worldofcharisma3723Ай бұрын
Why this story is too relatable with Odin and Hela's story.
@erick59743 ай бұрын
Oogway was young and ambitious. He is the one who united all master, he saved China before po ever did. China wasn’t flowers and butterflies, there was constant war and oogway later put all that a side to unite China.
@Foolifix2 ай бұрын
Master oogway and kai cenat? - gen alpha
@thelyingsprite70803 ай бұрын
"Whats better? Being born good? Or overcoming your evil nature through a great deal of effort."
@craigarkensawАй бұрын
Those who were born good can turn bad if they don’t learn. Those who were formerly evil learned the errors of their paths and can do good. Failing is the best teacher
@abhaythakur1333 ай бұрын
Kai supposed to change like Oogway why blame Oogway for turning good
@DARLINGTON-dn6ex3 ай бұрын
I don't understand you
@vincentraj32983 ай бұрын
Maybe it's Cause he was not near death to understand his faults
@polylynz1392 ай бұрын
Nah, the crazy old turtle is tweaking. Should have left kai to do his thing after he had saved him. I guess he should have never saved oogway at all. Kai legit loved him like a brother
@craigarkensawАй бұрын
Well, if you mean Kai has a right to redeem himself just like Oogway did, then yes, he can.
@buechertz3 ай бұрын
He saw the error of his Oogways.
@IneedMOOBOOLets3 ай бұрын
If she's Nine She's Mine. - Master Oogway
@charminghabanero3 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@heneraldodzz49783 ай бұрын
Muhammad would disagree
@hellothere57973 ай бұрын
@@heneraldodzz4978Isaac would disagree too, he likes them at 3
THATS why it was the valley of peace!! Nobody dared to enter his place
@joselitopuzon56203 ай бұрын
Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is mystery, But today is punishment. -Oogway the Conqueror
@isaaccraig8711Ай бұрын
That is why they call it is called slavery -Oogway the Conqueror
@alpereneroglu79463 ай бұрын
Bro spitting theories from his ass
@killedtheradiostar11162 ай бұрын
Being a conqueror ≠ Bad person
@dheerajcn-bscphysics14863 ай бұрын
Actually Oogway sent Tai lung to a jail where he can't even move for 20 years for just stealing. Even rapists didn't get such punishment. It will be a miracle if Tai Lung didn't turn into a villain
@avikapoor63853 ай бұрын
Tai lung assaulted shifu and tried stealing the dragon scroll,which oogway glorified to look like a mystical artifact(also bro could solo anyone other than oogway)
@justincrocker16433 ай бұрын
@@avikapoor6385he was also said to have caused a great deal of devastation to the village below the temple on his way to steal the scroll.
@SavulthanTheMan3 ай бұрын
This kid is just dumb
@shinigamiphantom13913 ай бұрын
@@avikapoor6385 Oogway felt that Tai Lung wouldn't understand the meaning of the Dragon Scroll. His reaction after seeing it in the first movie prooves it.
@abdulraheem4683 ай бұрын
Can’t blame tai lung for becoming a villain he did everything shifu told him to he was told he was going to be the dragonwarrior for a long time and he gets rejected after that he has no purpose that was his life goal
@Kalwarden693 ай бұрын
Listen when watching
@deathknight67453 ай бұрын
This deserves a prequel
@fucknames3 ай бұрын
It’s never said he was evil it just said he led a army with Kai
@matti.84652 ай бұрын
Unless you assume Kai turned evil out of nowhere, it's more likely that they used to be the same but Oogway changed for the better.
@Idk-qi6pc2 ай бұрын
@@matti.8465 yh he turned evil cos of when he went to the pandas he was obsessed with power
@mtmtae40202 ай бұрын
@@Idk-qi6pcif they had a army you don’t think they had power
@Idk-qi6pc2 ай бұрын
@@mtmtae4020 you're talking our ur ass I never said anything bout an army
@craigarkensawАй бұрын
They both wanted to conquer China by force. Maybe they wanted a better future for their people in a unified country. (Knowing China’s bloody history and wars) The thing is, Oogway had a change of heart when the Pandas taught him how to give Chi, he learned a better way to achieve peace. But Kai never had that change and saw the Pandas’s power as a new method to become stronger and use it to keep conquering. Oogway failed to convince Kai otherwise, so he had no choice but to stop his beloved brother.
@owencross46203 ай бұрын
He's enlightened but that never meant he was always good
@Alusnovalotus3 ай бұрын
Or evil.
@owencross46203 ай бұрын
@Alusnovalotus well I think they attempt to hint that he was complicated and pretty ruthless until he had a change of heart could be wrong.
@craigarkensawАй бұрын
And that’s why I loved Oogway. He wasn’t always good and enlightened, but he learned from his mistakes and sins and redeemed himself. That’s why he tried to persuade Kai into doing the same thing when they fought again in the Spirit Realm.
@DJLZ893 ай бұрын
I donno why when i listen the music of oogway passing, my tear will fall , hard to breathe. There is something in that music make me feel all alone. I feel that all when silence but feel calm at the same time. Anyone feel this too ?
@lukaspecko58072 ай бұрын
Man, that animations are just brilliant🔥🙏🏻👍🏻
@billgaytes91142 ай бұрын
They always gotta hit us with the “…And then he woke up.”
@brianarnold86663 ай бұрын
Everyones got a past. Dumbledore was planning on conquring the world. He just didn't get as far in that
@craigarkensawАй бұрын
And even when he was stopping Voldemort, we learn that he had to do questionable things “for the greater good”
@brianarnold8666Ай бұрын
@@craigarkensaw dont forget about the "raise him like a pig for slaughter" bit. Before voldemort screwed up and used harry's blood for his ressurection, the plan was for harry to die die, not die and come back.
@craigarkensawАй бұрын
@@brianarnold8666 yeah, that’s what I meant. I felt very bad for Harry, but it was the only way to stop Voldemort, so he wanted him to know that. That’s why he asked Snape to tell him at the proper moment.
@micro7vista3 ай бұрын
You cannot be wise of the whole coin unless you explore both sides...
@Wei.lanzhan2 ай бұрын
Oogway was also the one, or one of the 4 who sealed away the real dragon warrior which is quite literally a dragon for the same reason, Ambition. The 4 beings who sealed him were the 4 Divine Beasts in Mythology as you may know. It's unfortunate only Oogway remained
@yanickst-arnaud39952 ай бұрын
He was young and had great ambitions, doesn’t make him a bad guy, he learned from his mistakes and got better. His path is to be studied, not judged. At the end he was better than most.
@TechnoplaysthisYTАй бұрын
The face tho-
@Ninjago-xv7sn3 ай бұрын
I can see him and iroh sitting down and having a nice chat over tea
@floydwilson30852 ай бұрын
This story is so identical to Odin and Hela
@FarhanKhan-te5db3 ай бұрын
It is like the odin in marvel where he seals his daughter 😂
@MIKHILMOHANC3 ай бұрын
Oogway is like Odin and Kai is like Hela
@nunamacuna3303 ай бұрын
Kung fu panda lore goes crazy
@martinmatuz81722 ай бұрын
Being forced too choose between savior and Healer no wonder Oogway kept his eyes closed
@sampreethpatil10303 ай бұрын
Man old oogway just high all the time
@Dannywise5272 ай бұрын
You are really saying the truth. Thanks for this truth.
@kamatakunborgering3 ай бұрын
This feels just like realizing john hammond was a villain
@cooolifjx3 ай бұрын
Actually, brother in arms🤓👆
@arfathodekar19232 ай бұрын
DreamWorks should make a movie on this story
@fazadhikarizqkoswara94292 ай бұрын
Oogway also use a staff when confronting Kai. So it's really safe to say he did achieve said enlightenment since he's wielding a sort of halberd in the battlefield flashback.
@bladeofdespair83512 ай бұрын
Never let bro cook again
@kyzendelaguia10633 ай бұрын
There is nothing more wise than leading a whole nation into battle and coming out as the victor
@M_A_X12 ай бұрын
My student.... Without betraying your friend... Don't go to bed... -- Oogway😂
@aaronmurphy92712 ай бұрын
Oogway and Kai movie would go hard
@BlackKnight-th8ml3 ай бұрын
Or oogay found that he made mistakes and he tried to make good to the world he changed his way of live but kai was greedy and selfish thats way he wanted more power
@brycedunn4113Ай бұрын
I liked the part where the video actually concluded
@MattaparthiShivaBhargav3 ай бұрын
"He who holds this long stick"
@crystalerror81803 ай бұрын
He just helped him from the wrong path as a brother, and for Kai's own good Kai was never been told as a bad guy in history. That's how he love his brother.
@rimurux70813 ай бұрын
Villains aren't born, they are made.
@nripankrishna65273 ай бұрын
They are like Odin and hela from another universe🫢
@user-mr8ev4gg9w3 ай бұрын
Just like Odin and Hela in Marvel
@jordanmortensen67682 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe that. Oogway’s army could have been a good one.
@joselitopuzon56203 ай бұрын
There's an accident -Oogway the Conqueror.
@RiteshKumar-us8ju3 ай бұрын
Just like Odin and Hela 🫤
@alanavila79692 ай бұрын
I would be down for a movie on this fr 🔥
@Kalwarden693 ай бұрын
Tell me you never watched kung fu panda without telling you never watched Kung fu panda
@Jammermt993 ай бұрын
nah youre talking about yourself
@Kalwarden693 ай бұрын
@@Jammermt99 little child is hurt
@Jammermt993 ай бұрын
@@Kalwarden69 you continue to talk about yourself in the 3rd person XD you should probably get that checked out
@Kalwarden693 ай бұрын
@@Jammermt99 womp womp womp😭😭😭😭I got hurt 🤣🤣🤣🖕🏽
@Kalwarden693 ай бұрын
@@Jammermt99 looks like someone is butthurt about a cartoon
@calivervase73023 ай бұрын
Oogaway realised because he was saved , kai didnt know how it felt , probably because of that kai wanted to continue what they were doing, but because oogway changed , he betrayed kai for good cause but it is still a kind of betraying in kais perspective so ya. Pretty cool ig
@RohitSingh-pe2eb3 ай бұрын
Like Dumbledore & grieldwaed in Harry Potter
@dandycrow28212 ай бұрын
It's said he led an army of warriors with Kai, never stated he was an evil conqueror.
@SystemDesignNepal2 ай бұрын
Well that was the point. Nothing to think about. The Change is the point
@DoubleEntertain3 ай бұрын
Well, thank god they made a redemption scene in the 4th film
@jackduddle94493 ай бұрын
The point was oogway and kai were good and probably protected china from invaders and kai turned evil leading an army doesnt make you evil its like saying the allied forces having an army was also bad
@Nekrosis7773 ай бұрын
Oogway and Kai = Iroh and Ozai. Got it. 👍
@irmuun12843 ай бұрын
Wow. Even his weapon changed
@Gigachadurdad2 ай бұрын
Every saint has a past
@craigarkensawАй бұрын
Even some of the real saints had dark pasts and redeem themselves
@gregloenz2 ай бұрын
Bruh, they lived in an era of war
@niconiners17462 ай бұрын
Yes, remember. The winner wrote the history
@mayankgupta29553 ай бұрын
In the story of him fighting along Kai one can also observe spikes on his shell. Showing more of a warlord on conquest.
@abhinavdarbey55573 ай бұрын
Oogway life is like life of Ashoka
@rubymoon723 ай бұрын
But the thing is that Kai wants to become very powerful to protect Oogway from getting hurt again. Like Oogway made Kai more evil instead of talking to him.
@creeper44813 ай бұрын
Just Like Oden
@zhumm17592 ай бұрын
Maybe he took the mcu odin path
@rajvyas233 ай бұрын
In that way oogway betrayed Kai his eternal friend who saved his life 😢
@litobalais57763 ай бұрын
And now in his reincarnation he became a streamer.
@richardromero8712 ай бұрын
So, in other words, Uwe changed for the better saw the error of his ways, and Kai didn’t
@user-vk1fh5rb9e3 ай бұрын
The scene where he's leading a army he uses guandao and after learning chi he uses staff. Hope you people know that weapon choice reflect's one character
@V_ERGIL3 ай бұрын
What if the positions were switched, oogway would be the villain and kai would become Po's master
@kindplanet13 ай бұрын
Nah, Oogway is a tortoise and is 500 years old. Kai is just a normal mortal and would die by the time he hit his 80s.
@craigarkensawАй бұрын
Giant tortoises like Oogway can be hundreds of years old. And Kai is a Chinese bull and can only be a decade old or a little more.
@nnk93053 ай бұрын
"When will your realize? The more you take the less you have" -Master Oogway
@Marcism_12343 ай бұрын
“Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your grandmother into mine” -Master Oogway
@nnk93053 ай бұрын
@@Marcism_1234 I miss my Grandmother bro :( She's the only person who's been with me the entire 25years of my life, now that she's gone I'm now all alone :(
@Marcism_12343 ай бұрын
@@nnk9305srry bro
@jamelniles5673 ай бұрын
Miss oogway he is so cool a character. .iam talking to you kunfu panda 4
@John147102 ай бұрын
Ye bro, but even as I watched the first film i was like ‘so are the king fu guys in the Jade palace like… powerful dictators of the valley and it’s well protected because oogway is totalitarian and controls the only physically powerful people in the area?’ Seems like he didn’t even switch up that much😂
@emth57413 ай бұрын
Oggway good rest
@user-rx1vv2bv1c3 ай бұрын
I think he did it to save oogway without pandas needed anymore😢😢😢😢
@adamdizzy60523 ай бұрын
oogway studied the turtle hermit way...eat and sleep plenty..train ng very hard and pushing him self..achieving that kamahamaha
@vstudio1253 ай бұрын
Pro geniter of kung fu
@gerrygiovan47203 ай бұрын
Conqueror doesn't have to be evil.
@user-vc9xg2mz1x3 ай бұрын
Well he was head of chinas army but his near death experiences but him to realise a better bath was peace but ki never saw that
@tytang25203 ай бұрын
Sound like Odin n Hela , also the color of them . I wish i could say Po n Tai Lung are Thor n Loki too
@StoryTellerGaming3 ай бұрын
Key word “was”
@Sot-ki9ju3 ай бұрын
would be better if the narration of this video is not like a robot
@farid-frederick3 ай бұрын
Basically odin from MCU 💀
@Thevoiceofthevideos3 ай бұрын
Basically young kratos
@NguyenMinhNhat-tl7ms3 ай бұрын
Oogway used to be a fearsome conqueror but he judged and denied tai lung because he saw something bad in tailung😂😂
@user-ng8ms5nw4m3 ай бұрын
I think that make him cooler
@calebferrell22982 ай бұрын
No he wasn’t, oogway was fighting with his best friend to keep his family and home safe. Just bc they are leading an army doesn’t mean he’s evil, or an evil conquer. He was leading an army to protect his home, his birth place. Not to be evil, and just like you said the army didn’t strike anybody first bc they are defending. Not attacking like the other side
@Icedman_8576Ай бұрын
Oogway changed because of the pandas in the scroll the thought him chi and became a great person
@nelsonwoodard74593 ай бұрын
Or those are traditional Chinese weapons, and he led an army to defend his against an oppressor and or conqueror. Maybe they even overthrew a tyrant. If overthrowing a tyrant is the case then their weapons would have been crafted from what materials they could gather.