Oogway with girls.

[@deicide7751]

I love to imagine that every time master goes on a date he just asks the girl to film a yt short 😂

[@sinpfiec1047]

sheeesh Master Oogway really is very charismatic even outside of his temple

[@kevinduliesco5468]

@@sinpfiec1047 I wish I can become a master oogway of my own

[@Charkles01]

He is a pimp lmao

[@Nahidwinjjk]

Bro took megamind to heart and got some bitches

[@MP-ut6eb]

@@kevinduliesco5468 jf you are good looking yes .. otherwise give up

[@Bammyy]

Leave some for the rest of us!

[@nathanr3447]

Master has all the girls

[@TarmacThings]

If a girl is hard to find, You shall go for your own kind

[@madmanmadlad2876]

@@TarmacThings hmm that's kinda gay you know

[@sen2672]

@@madmanmadlad2876 yoo straight up😂

[@Mark-gx7fz]

"If master has all the women, then you shall resort to men."

[@falco6414]

"If her ass don't wiggle when she walk, don't listen to her when she talk" - Student Falco

[@perfectlythings5824]

That's great fellow wise student falco. May masters blessings be upon you.

[@falco6414]

@@perfectlythings5824 🙏🙏

[@alexnothing7930]

where can i learn to be this wise?

[@-_deploy_-]

💀

[@amine___ioi]

bro you Learning so fast 😂

[@aarjunpp]

Back when Master had Rizz and not just playing the sax everyday. 🎷

[@bayremelbach6571]

I miss the old master

[@luvsxavi]

ye those days were good

[@Professional.Bro.777]

​@@luvsxavi i just came across this guy so I don't get it. Is he gay or not??

[@coachdoge3810]

we all miss the past master and the time when he teach us the way

[@luvsxavi]

@@Professional.Bro.777 no he is not gay

[@scar9652]

The laugh is actually wholesome

[@ivenxmusic]

Yeeeees

[@danielboone8256]

The word “wholesome” on the internet is usually understood as “conducive to or promoting good morals”. His comments are immoral and it doesn’t seem to me that a laugh has moral value.

[@bigbuffoilymen]

@@danielboone8256 L bozo

[@eddierandom6074]

@@danielboone8256 the comment is about the laugh so…

[@demetrius8184]

@@danielboone8256 very cool bro

[@CNL_Peely]

“If your wife is dead, sleep with the homies instead” student Peely

[@cyzo]

Homies 4 life

[@Noa-qr6xo]

Fax

[@ASPEKT_297]

Fr ong

[@Frostsuu]

We shall learn from his admirable quotes❤

[@kashanabbas3946]

No

[@adityabehar3472]

Master has a special hobby to collect girls💀💀💀💀

[@user-te3cu4rp4m]

He also collects n-

[@xorlox]

@@user-te3cu4rp4m bro 💀

[@Homelander44]

​@@user-te3cu4rp4m-igga

[@Wolfganger]

@@user-te3cu4rp4m-igg-

[@priyam6888]

​@@user-te3cu4rp4mYou mean nice farming tools,right?

[@xanort7934]

"If bloody is the river's flow Then by the muddy path you shall go" Student Max.

[@Samiharoun]

💀

[@lifethrownoutofthewindow]

bro 💀

[@Corvo1837]

Ayo 💀

[@luffykaizoku-o6223]

💀

[@KaSeN9]

💀

[@saadiqborez2231]

"the more wisdom he possesses, the more woman he undresses" ~ Fellow student

[@muhammadomarawang740]

underrated comment XD

[@cultural-and-historical]

Underrated

[@urdoom]

CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED 💀💀💀

[@spicyninja5372]

This "yours truly ;)" person seems pretty wise

[@ace5530]

You are indeed a man of wisdom

[@erinel28]

I just realized he was wearing a turtle neck. How ironic 😂

[@robosing225]

might be intentional for his alter ego

[@huhulili9021]

Iconic *

[@sagaciousmortal4681]

That's the opposite of ironic.

[@vivaleroca7511]

This is going to my compilation of "people who mistake 'coincidence' for 'irony'"

[@fireflame5296]

@@sagaciousmortal4681 the opposite of ironic is logical. It's only logical that a guy with the alter ego of master oogway would be wearing a turtle neck.

[@Rxyhxn]

Bro has more girls than the number of girls i have met in my entire life 💀

[@FahradPraktikant6969]

what even is a girl wtf lmao

[@Huobaojiqi]

@@FahradPraktikant6969it’s a scary creature from Ohio

[@nareshsharma-yw7mo]

​@Huobaojiqi the one that whoops yo ass when you scream SKIBDI TOILET in the toilet at 3A.M.?

[@Cat_on_watermelon26]

We all miss old master😢😢

[@haxeebpervez1213]

My students "If she's thic Bring her home quick" 😅

[@djw_tekken8490]

Thx

[@StygianSpecter]

*real quick - would be great

[@_BKFootball]

Nice

[@achyutdas8605]

@@StygianSpecter that's what I thought

[@StygianSpecter]

@@achyutdas8605 Yeah we should not waste even a single sec if opportunity comes to us

[@tobytoad3221]

I love that his date outfit is usually a button up silk dress shirt

[@Skitations]

Professionals have standards

[@SH-AQ_1]

Thought I was the only who see their fashion.

[@1vmarii]

i was your one thousandth like

[@asliceofwholewheatbread]

Bruh

[@farrel_ra]

"Turtle" neck.

[@jaegerist06]

If she cannot make you happy in the end, its her mother you shall bend. ~Your sincere student

[@brightprogrammer1025]

🤣

[@THEGurtiest]

Nah this comment right here. This, is the stuff.

[@GeorgeTyrrell-qm2ep]

broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@swarnavabhadra2584]

The best oogwgay we had.

[@shadowmonarch8666]

Yuppp now look what happened 😂💀

[@askiia8713]

​@@shadowmonarch8666Wait...what happened?

[@shadowmonarch8666]

@@askiia8713 I mean now oogway plays saxophone 🎷

[@viper952]

@@shadowmonarch8666 he stopped dating woman becuase its haram and hes muslim and then he focused more on working out thats why his build has improved yall dont understand that he improved xd

[@nuancedgaming]

@@viper952 Wait, he's muslim?

[@azj_]

*"The more wisdom he has, the more women he has"* - Sun Tzu (I don't know what I'm talking about)

[@dhruvadhikari4680]

Master ooggay's wisdom is out of this world

[@alterego4091]

I think it was actually Mao Zedong or something I don’t really know never watched the movie

[@suntzu-theartofwarotherstu4396]

I indeed did say that

[@frostfire6347]

@@dhruvadhikari4680 then he should get a girl out of this world.

[@blobzob5857]

Albert einstein and rick from rick and morty can approve

[@breezygiampiz1222]

Masteroogway after the video: “ok boyz…now you can take the wigs off ._.”

[@onii9533]

Underrated af 😂

[@kid_toucher]

@itachisasku he changed it

[@MrKamei]

lol

[@justarandomyoutubeuser5051]

@itachisasku wat was it

[@wabc2336]

Even better 😏

[@3omarB]

Damn.. Old days will never be forgotten..

[@hamreeshba7412]

“If she’s from Alabama, then you shall do her mama”

[@justinshajivarughese4831]

WOOHOO 😮😮HEAVILY AND CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED🎉🎉

[@IssaNawfal]

NAH😂

[@Cjonclampz]

Bro collecting girls like infinity stones

[@nikadzandzava5755]

😂😂

[@dan-jeco_football]

😂😂

[@PGT34videos]

More like sh!ts

[@_davidboxing]

I’m now convinced a lot of them were escorts. Not judging tho, big ups for having a good time 👏🏽

[@LustigeChatsyt]

But he needs to show them in the videos so that means he didnt get that lot of girles when he was young. More like he has them now when hes in his 30‘s.. 😅

[@psychrich]

"Quantum physics is hard but so is another thing." -Sun Tzu the art of war

[@add852]

nah, this ain't it

[@Fallen_2003]

@@add852 “nah this ain’t it” - Sun Tzu, Art of Denial

[@navalgupta2289]

@@Fallen_2003 “”nah, this ain’t it” “- Sun Tzu, Art of Denial”” - Sun Tzu , Art of Reversal

[@pooppoop84]

Classical mechanics?

[@ypto82]

@@navalgupta2289 """nah this ain't it" - Sun Tzu, Art of Denial"" - Sun Tzu , Art of Reversal" - Sun Tzu, Art of Denial

[@Qiuvox]

Lol blonde at the end is insane tbh

[@Arh7nwastaken]

Bro called us single in 364 ways💀

[@m1lkki]

He’s Muslim so he’s either married or single or just a haram man 😭

[@LustigeChatsyt]

But he needs to show them in the videos so that means he didnt get that lot of girles when he was young. More like he has them now when hes in his 30‘s.. 😅

[@Snoopyni0h]

The number keeps getting bigger and bigger every day 🙂

[@Solin0000]

"JUST LIKE MY PIP-" Blaza-

[@Langwene69]

@@Solin0000 you jelqing bro?

[@Aarav.B]

@@Langwene69 wat

[@reality6880]

@@Langwene69 ?

[@Langwene69]

@@Aarav.B bro stfu you starting something brah let’s go brah I’m from Bankstown western Sydney we don’t mess around here mate it’s hard yards out here mate so don’t play with me because you will end up second best my friend.

[@samueln.b849]

This guy is litterally immune to the "no b*tches" argument

[@finixmoon127]

Fr even AI Matpat wouldn't be able to defeat him

[@doffie102]

​@@finixmoon127what is ai matpat

[@finixmoon127]

@@doffie102 look up "Game Theory be like"

[@doffie102]

@@finixmoon127 no wonder I did not get it, it's not really that famous so

[@finixmoon127]

@@doffie102 Yeah my bad

[@user-do9cf2pl5q]

Bro is probably cheating on 1000 girls💀

[@Blitz_Editzz]

“If your girl isn’t thick, her sister you shall pick” - Student Blitz

[@_yuzenn]

Not thick my guy

[@_yuzenn]

Ima try fixing thus

[@_yuzenn]

*this*

[@_yuzenn]

“If your girl isn't thicc, her sister you shall pick” -Student Blitz

[@user-rb6lb2pz6z]

Blitz!!!! (Definitely not a helluva boss reference)

[@Alex.tg07]

"My students, if she hasnt got a good behind, to her mom you shall dine" -Me lol

[@-SPECTRE-]

That's a good one 😂😂😂

[@vikrantpatel2890]

@top.comment.god

[@fathernoami]

@Matpew that doesnt rhyme..

[@onlysongs1607]

@@fathernoami, it does

[@SONGOKU-dj8lq]

@@fathernoami bruh it rhymes perfectly

[@Itsyourboy_ray]

Master the springtime of my youth has not ended. I will make you proud

[@thomasthibodeaux9908]

EXPLOSION OF YOUTH!

[@sanyamjain9076]

GAI SENSEI???

[@obitouchiha9597]

SENSEI!!!

[@spinedakuma9906]

THE YOUTHFULNESS OF GUY SENSIE AND MASTER IS SO BRIGHT THE FLAMES OF YOUTH IS AS BRIGHT AS THE SUN

[@SpectacularSports21]

Bro has W Rizz 💀

[@i-m-bunny]

Old oogway was gold 🤌🤌

[@Cat_on_watermelon26]

We all miss old oogway😢

[@aroqga6085]

bro had more girlfriend than average internet user 😭😭😭😭

[@vazectyvidz]

More than king mansa musa lol 👑

[@3to4characters]

That is not a good comparison

[@ivand0007]

Average internet user is a low standard low but yea

[@lester9143]

@@vazectyvidz 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@icescreamer6693]

That's an easy task lmao

[@shloksingh3796]

"If you press the subscribe button which is red" "Master oogway will take you to bed" - rookie student

[@theevilhammerman4162]

😂

[@invicibla2353]

Sounds like a good deal to me

[@The_business_Podcast]

@@invicibla2353 Do Need to be fu**?

[@frostery1483]

*SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER*

[@ropemortalkombatandbrawlst8446]

@@The_business_Podcast by master oogway only 😏

[@theoci4]

this is the content that we miss.

[@ericcutler7664]

this made me severely uncomfortable.

[@Nothing-el4yo]

"If you can't fine a date, You shall go home and masterba--" - Student Nothing

[@Jyotsna_tirupati]

😂😂😂

[@imposterant4748]

help me i am choking 😂

[@nothingness4068]

Finally found my long lost twin

[@ultranationalistkillordie1748]

Finally something i can relate to 🥹

[@flawlessman125]

hell nah

[@KAHORY120]

"If she thinks your weak,then another mans meat you shall seek" That one gay man

[@atreustome5588]

disgusting you

[@poopsickle2411]

It's you 💀

[@bkedits8121]

It's you 💀

[@agxtxucyxtvtx4478]

Bro it's you

[@atreustome5588]

you mad fegula?

[@user-ss7xj8qs7v]

أكثَر شيءٍ مُضحك هوَ تلكَ الامرأة التي غمزَّت بِعيَّنها😂

[@rnd_penguin]

Old Master was far more majestic.

[@danikrehic]

Master on date be like: "Hey lets film yt shorts while im doing Oogway voice"

[@jjmelillo7728]

Oogway pulls all the hoes

[@melofa]

"If your girl is foodie, She shall has a big booty" -student Melofa

[@Bomba69420]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ultranationalistkillordie1748]

Cancelled 😂

[@Ryan50257]

Goofy af

[@RandomPerson16252]

​@Ryan50257 if a person says "goofy ahh" in your reply comments, then you shall say to that person "no bitches" with confidence.

[@ajaymahour1038]

Correct

[@squiddymur6547]

I miss old master oogway

[@melihkaragoz2245]

why? he is still my master 🗿

[@JoeTheBow]

"If she's flat and has no cake, then her momma you shall take." Young Timmy

[@discord_apex2362]

master is truly the rizzler

[@Orangutanism]

cringe

[@theworstncsranker]

@@Orangutanism agree

[@longdarkwing103]

His laugh is so precious

[@RandoCommandoYT]

even bro couldnt stay in character 😂

[@ToastXD0]

bro is holding the woman at gunpoint

[@ST0IC]

"Where there's a Oogway, there's a goal" -Master Hole

[@rectknasorcur5432]

When there’s a master, there’s a hole

[@gokushkameha-ha-ha9344]

Quality> quantity But a quantity of quality is legendary

[@Latico_95]

Haram masteroogway..become a MUSLIM CHAD 🕋🗿

[@tenchiimuyo]

I want the old oogway back

[@zarqora]

Master, please, teach me to leave the title "forever virgin" for good.

[@h_ass_an]

I misread "teach" as "touch" 💀

[@coltonss1117]

@@h_ass_an ther are no mistakes

[@Yoobster]

@@coltonss1117 THER ar no mistakes

[@coltonss1117]

@@Yoobster touch'e

[@Moose_vk]

Buy the Oogway condoms

[@jackalexande]

his laugh is so pure

[@uzi245]

Bro got his name inspired by Kung Fu Panda Oogway 💀

[@Atul20017]

Master oogway in alternate universe

[@RCar89]

"If your wife is dead, you can let the homies hit in bed" -Gigachad

[@mrd.s.m4138]

Hit who?

[@gnf_2.056]

​@@mrd.s.m4138Hit me

[@Sillysocks_shorts]

@@mrd.s.m4138me

[@GyaTT_YT]

💀

[@onionrings720]

I think hes perfect for voicing master oogway in the next kung fu panda

[@Ironman-BB]

Last girl reaction is best. 😂

[@Pekara121]

That last woman 😂

[@chair5438]

damn the last one was so cute

[@Skeleton-73]

the girl? or the joke? or him?

[@snop7476]

@@Skeleton-73 ofc they were talking bout him

[@helloworld5531]

@@Skeleton-73 did you miss the lass advice?

[@Skeleton-73]

@@helloworld5531 no? I was asking which part was cute

[@bxyhxyh]

@@Skeleton-73 why not both

[@curseinova7895]

Meanwhile shifu: "Master ,but that's my wife....."

[@faleanimation1733]

mine too :(

[@weirdhuh8046]

@@faleanimation1733 you meant our wife

[@Horzinicla]

"Shifu.. your mind is like this water-"

[@JoaoPedro-ol7sl]

@@weirdhuh8046 *Soviet Union theme starts

[@josephstalin9604]

@@JoaoPedro-ol7sl you called me comrade?

[@AkramSaheb]

We miss this master bring this back.

[@mohammedex0035]

if only oogway kept his content like this

[@claydordrive4069]

Master really has a whole harem going on

[@torquework1574]

Halal harem 💯

[@tamjidalam2122]

@@torquework1574 never heard of it lmao

[@NOTHING-____-]

"if you found out your girlfriend cheats, then her mother's cheeks you shall beat"

[@starblazer8317]

How about "then you shall beat her mother's cheeks" because it rhymes better

[@curvybobby]

💀🤨📷

[@icy799]

Um

[@joaquinoviedorojas2522]

The last one Is pure gold

[@user-zx8sp4dc8u]

It's always the laugh at the end 💀

[@Adham_Gawdat]

Master please tell me your secret, how do you get all these girls

[@andredubbs4854]

I second this

[@nathanr3447]

Me to

[@untraceablefgc-9mkii251]

🙌

[@MelowDYonji]

💵

[@OpickHidayato]

But you can't download a girl

[@brajenavari7267]

"If you're depressed because ur girlfriend decided to cheat" "Then to her mother you shall give ur meat" ~Wise student brajen

[@user-kc5gf3rw3n]

😂 bruh

[@szupgm]

The last one could act as Gwen

[@MasonsWeirdness]

The girl at the end not having it

[@udayrathishorts]

bro having a good time after every video💀😮‍💨

[@pippinpatters18]

Those two girls 💀

[@ruatsanga6359]

"I don't want to eat the lunch you made, I want you to be my lunch". ~ Master oogway.

[@bakbak4960]

Instead. My lunch instead. So it rhymes Edit: "kinda" rhymes

[@maitreyajambhulkar]

Majestic guy from Amrika

[@mad-myths]

These beautiful girls 🗿

[@Jaksa006]

The fact that every time he films one, he has different girl.

[@Sky-Legends]

"If your girl left you for another, you can finally get her mother" - Student Sky_legends

[@MarcusStaAnaBurSelF]

That last girl though.❤️.

[@Java_Dude25]

THE RHYMING BRO

[@jbuchiha1490]

Brings a tear to my eye 😢

[@junijollie6225]

i miss this oogway so much

[@mellonhead9568]

MF you miss the girls

[@viper952]

dating is haram and touching women is too in islam so he improved and stopped haram habits

[@ayushmaina8372]

​@@viper952 but marrying several girls is ok, am I right?

[@viper952]

@@ayushmaina8372 yes, it is, anymore questions?

[@hugh2hoob668]

It's his genuine laugh that sells this 😂

[@Dr.Odd_one]

Inspirational words that I will carry on forever 🫡

[@vegasphillips-kl4jq]

My man "lifts the baddest bitches."💀💀

[@Viwrage]

Master oogway: these virtual girls don't bring you happiness Also master oogway:

[@wilsonclark3072]

Meanwhile Po: where the hell is tigress?

[@YTAppLoader]

Your the truly master hahah ❤

[@lilajofficiel]

He pulls girls like he breathes 💀

[@Sharmz1]

The laugh at the end is priceless lmao

[@Chappy1579]

Jit grabbed his cousins and sisters from both sides of the family 💀💀

[@GingY9696]

💀😂

[@VinceAndVikingGreen]

The fact that she actually does hit him in the end makes it even better😂

[@babalala32131]

I miss this I want to see him happy again and with that manly radiant energy

[@HauntedWindows]

“Hang on let me create a KZbin short.”

[@Tim_Chris]

And I thought Bruce Wayne was a playboy 💀😂

[@brandonoliver5304]

“If your gf looks like a witch, she should go and make you a sandwich” -Student Bones

[@pilotjayden]

the laugh in the end is so wholesome

[@FireStarter-bi4zg]

Me: laughing my soul out of my body

[@thatidiotoverthere6311]

“You can give your wife a treat, the majestic sensation of your unstoppable meat.”

[@k.dharshanratnam4262]

😂this guy just made me feel alive again❤

[@anirbanbhattacharya1866]

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