Oooooooooh… | Net Positive with John Crist

[@KwincyS]

I thought the stalker girl was crazy but then I remembered… My friend posted a video on Snapchat with this guy I asked her who he is and told her that going to be my hubby. Two weeks later she says that he’s having some friends over we leave the party we’re at to go there and boom we now have been together for 10 years and have 4 children

[@lisacrifasi151]

Don't underestimate your network appearances. Last year when you were on Fox, I was editing for your segment. I had never heard of you but liked the clips and found you on KZbin. Fast forward - my husband just got me tix to your show for my birthday. :)

[@chelseafailla9887]

This book club/stalker story is CRAZY. I would never. I can't even imagine 😂

[@tammihinkley8428]

I just reread the story of Jonah today where Jonah is mad about Ninivah. So God allows a weed to grow and give him shade, then the next day a worm destroys the weed. Nineveh becomes more upset about the weed then the people and God points it out.

[@edwinthorpe2663]

You know the bully's mom ONLY took him to the hospital so that she could make it a much bigger deal than it was. If you drink someone else's drink and you don't like it that's your problem. The kid didn't MAKE or even ask the bully to drink it. I cannot believe that they charged a mom for SENDING HER KID TO SCHOOL WITH A DRINK, which nobody was forced or pressured to drink. Sometimes I hate our society

[@edwinthorpe2663]

Someone needs to start a gofundme for her legal bills.

[@edwinthorpe2663]

This mom is the best. The fact that the school administrators won't stop bullying but they will go to the police when someone stops the bullying by mixing salt and vinegar is WILD. This is everything that's wrong with our schools. This mom should get a 🥉

[@Christopher_Lind]

The Ursula comment had me dying, and you managed to incorporate the full Disney spectrum. From The Lion King on Broadway to Ursula knocking out a worship fail.

[@morgsully]

My MIL did something similar to the drink lady… my husband and brother-in-law kept getting their Gatorades stolen by older kids on the soccer team. She filled their sports bottles with TABASCO and it sent the 3 bullies to the bathroom for the entire soccer practice. The coach thought it was hilarious and the bullies even thought it was a great “prank” after the fact. No one got in trouble, and no further drinks were stolen. 😂

[@angeliquemiller8476]

❤❤love u john 😊

[@marimashburn7796]

AG1 is a trend but here you are pushing it. Take the cold plunge live your life Baybeeeeee!!!

[@jackievanloan]

“nothing great…” 😂 that tie in 💯

[@kde2610]

💯... agree with John on the Bully!!

[@alliecastro05]

I work at a PD. Citation paper is EXTREMELY expensive, like $200+ per roll and also the printers are always going out. So I don’t doubt it in this situation.

[@Branashmin]

There was an AITA story on Reddit about how a man ended up finding out how his wife “lassoed” him. He was clueless until 12 years into their marriage and three kids later. He found out his wife had sabotaged another relationship he was in at the time so that she could have a chance with him. It worked. He’s bothered though, because he feels like he can’t trust his wife because of finding out how she got him interested in her.

[@marshasmirh3976]

Dr. Mike says there are no health benefits to doing cold plunges, and can actually do harm to your heart.

[@TaliaStandley]

As a woman, we do not claim the stalker as our own - that's terrifying

[@martieglenn5041]

At first i said No Way to stalker girl....however after disecting...I've changed my mind! Go Girl!! No dating app, see a cute guy, try to find out who he is or if your friend group might know him, show up same place with your girl group hoping cute guy is there with his guy group, totally old school.. How it used to be😆

[@CanadianReacts]

John, seeing you in Toronto!!!

[@darlenewells4198]

As a mom, if some chick tracks me down to get to my son - DEAD STOP. NO WAY am I giving you access to him.

[@kde2610]

It is 2nd Baptist Houston, and I believe he preaches the truth. His father was a pastor and he seemed to speak the truth. He and his wife had a grown daughter die from addiction. Just FYI. ❤😢

[@amandajenkins7215]

That guy is not 'the' Ed Young though, from Second Baptist in Houston. This must be a different church, or is his son also named Ed Young? We watch him on TBN every Sunday and that's not this guy; what Ed looks like, nor his preaching style.

[@vonnekeiser209]

Stalker girl shows you just how quickly scammers can connect the dots from your FB to calling your great Aunt and asking for money.

[@tennessee5405]

Andrew is giving off a sprockets SNL vibe. Shout out mike myers.

[@LifeasCandaceFaith]

I wish you could tell us the brand!! I wouldn’t want to wear it JUST BECAUSE they won’t let you wear it on Fox! Nike?

[@BethJahr]

Yes! I want to know so I never buy that brand! What the heck

[@jillianwalker22]

45:40 I’m a married woman, so maybe I’m out of touch with what’s normal… but this does NOT seem normal to me!! 😅 Don’t be a stalker!

[@vanessajanik4623]

Omg.. my 16 yr old came home from school the other day & asked me to help him mix a nasty drink because this kid (big football player) kept drinking out of water bottle. He mixed water, salt, sprite & hot sauce. He said the kid took one drink & knew it wasn’t just water. Uh yeah.. duh. But now I’m wondering if this story gave him the idea! Oohhhhh! 😂 Can’t believe the kid kept drinking it. Serves him right. Although calling him a bully might be extreme. The kid who drank my son’s drink is actually a decent kid. My son played ball w/him freshman year.

[@brygoss]

On a scale of 1 to ‘You Like That’ how excited are you

[@MelanyLizakowski]

I wish I had the confidence of that Christian girl! Kudos to her.

[@vanessajanik4623]

Pastors: For the love of all things holy stop w/the live animal demos. Also if I want a temporary near death high I’ll dip into scalding water. I’m out on the cold plunge.

[@katiehuff3298]

I would rather my kid snitch on me than learn to lie when it gets tough. Mom's an OG and would take the blame happily...

[@mandyboorum3341]

Maybe mom told him to say she made the drink if there was a problem.

[@thedashstorm]

“So I naturally followed him to the checkout” … uh you mean “abnormally”… Jessie Dahmer ahh stuff

[@Okiealice]

hi. woman here. we don’t do this 🚩

[@jaimemargaret5038]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@billiparis3203]

I like Ed Young❤

[@MelanyLizakowski]

"They" fixed them. But who is they...that is the question.

[@95movielover]

The sports drink mom conversation reminds me of the Russian pedophile story that “dug his own grave and stabbed himself in the back” This shouldn’t even be headlines it should not have become a thing. She didn’t put anything poisonous and the school is fully at fault here

[@Kimreynolds-t5s]

Ed Young Jr. Fellowship Church Grapevine and Frisco TX

[@jessicadouglas129]

Hear me out, the stalker girl is not that far out there. John, how did you meet Lydia? Because you are both public figures, you "naturally" followed her on Instagram? Did you use your resources for the opportunity to meet her? Looking for a job? You do research (internet stalk) on the company you'd like to work for. It's better not to walk in blind to an interview. Pretty much sounds the same to me.

[@vespasian79ad26]

Hate to break it to you John, but nobody actually plays offensive line for Washington. A offensive line stops the defense line, we sorta have a offensive suggestion

[@daniellea2]

How do we know the kid snitched? Mom could have fessed up after ahe found out her kid got in trouble. No way does a mom like that let her kid take the fall for what she did.

[@lorendennis6653]

This is not impressive it's "Play Misty For Me" watch it! Sooo creepy!!

[@abigail11111]

100%!!!!

[@faithicus]

We're here for comedy. No more animal death stories please. 😢

[@unique_monique]

The book club stalker can’t be real. It’s too rehearsed & made up. Funny tho!

[@edwinthorpe2663]

Ok. A kid having to go to the HOSPITAL after drinking lemon, salt, and vinegar, speaks more to how weak kids are now. Come on. The mom was trying to teach him a lesson with something that tastes bad. If you have to get treatment because you drank three very common cooking ingredients you are straight up a weakling.

[@ghersh425]

ice bucket challenge satanic

[@heatherdominy6156]

I can tell y’all don’t have any women in studio, this is 100% a spoof. She dressed like this (way over the top) and is singing horribly on purpose. This is what girls do when they want to do something atrocious to let loose or try to be funny or whatever motivation. If you had looked at it like satire, you would have gotten more out of it. 😉 Love the pod, listen as I do my chores around the house so I don’t dread them! 😅

[@ForTheBrand]

Christian girls... oh. oh oh.. ooof.

[@dawnrodriguez5099]

No. This is not how to get a guy.

[@mlo321-3]

Christian girl thing HASSSS to be fake. Cmon. No.

[@lorendennis6653]

From a man married 41 years met my wife in jail jump in and marry your girlfriend she is a keeper!

[@mlo321-3]

@@lorendennis6653huh?

[@amandajenkins7215]

Oh gosh don't relate that guy to Dr. Ed Young! Wrong Ed Young! Dr. Ed Young is at Second Baptist Church Houston but he is NOT this guy!

[@Dsmith2ca]

I’m such a fan of this homeschooled, PK with all the hilarity of @TimHawkins, w/o the guitar, and a good dose of early @SteveMartin (before his banjo became a bigger ⭐️ than him) and then shaken but not stirred by even the holiest, deepest, red-necked, back-woods, swampy, duck-call dudes…don’t even want to hash-tag this mess… Looking forward to more of the best , weekly re-hash, podcast from the guys in the peanut gallery to the researching, fact-checking, fans & geeks… Bring it ON! Thanks for one of my most ROTFL devotional hours… ❤X❤, O 🤗 O, 🙏🏼❤️‍🩹🙏🏼, Laughter really is the best medicine… Please go double Dutch with Dr Henry Cloud, Bob Goff, Mike Foster, Lisa Terkhurst or however you spell her name, you know the one I’m talkin’’bout, or ask yo Mama!