OORAH! The Marines Are Here (Squad New 3.0 Update)

[@championmatt]

If anyone is wondering, the Russian text at 2:16 says: "Just random text (просто случайныи текст), holiday word (праздник слова), I do not not know what I am doing (я не знаю, что я делаю)" which is quite amusing, good attempt by the map creators!

[@Roman-ji7iu]

Lol

[@yamisukehiro3048]

I’m pretty sure cod mw did the same thing on one of their multiplayer maps

[@FELTFELT]

lmao its russian lorem ipsum thats great

[@justalittlepony8525]

@@yamisukehiro3048 Да, именно так они и сделали. Полностью подтверждаю

[@arveanturtelcontar6138]

Fallion : "i'm badly injured" Nano : "you're badly injured in the brain" "That wound would never heal" 🤣🤣🤣

[@supremeleaderwazzy9364]

Never would've expected to hear nano say "kurwa", it truly warms by proud Polish heart

[@pr0digy76]

j(r?)ebana, the obly thing i know from polish 😂

[@deon5729]

Witam i prodig you mean jebana?

[@matthewjones39]

What does it mean?

[@WydawnictwoNowaEraHardBasu]

@@matthewjones39 It means "whore" (and it's used as "fuck") but has truly an unlimited potential

[@eclip1991]

@@matthewjones39 kurwa means fuck (like "oh fuck"). And whore.

[@duckman12569]

"I was gonna play the clip.. but he's a 79 year old man" He is. Roll the clip.

[@ya_homeboy_prophet]

Roll the clip! Roll the clip!

[@jrgrebel5676]

Nano always gives us good entertainment

[@R.S.R.S.]

Siiiiiiiiiii

[@hgill257]

Always

[@designcave804]

So true man

[@Buttcheek0216]

I think it's the accent for me lmao

[@bozy99]

Debatable

[@bl8danjil]

16:56 "where is Nano. I want to say hi to him" Nano presses "give up" Ha ha. 😂🤣

[@mohammedmejren_UNKN]

that was me 🙁

[@BraxParis-jw5wg]

RIP

[@mohammedmejren_UNKN]

@@BraxParis-jw5wg 🙁

[@mogbog2]

Nothing like watching Nano playing Squad on a Saturday afternoon 🥤

[@thenozone2654]

Hell yeah you too man?

[@echomors9923]

For me it’s 5am ona Monday

[@butterfingers6015]

@@echomors9923 lul

[@balthazarsiaens5128]

actually in belgium it is 9:50 PM

[@rkj5480]

In Hawaii it’s 10:00 AM

[@nuke_m4n]

9:26 Some dude: Money doesnt buy happiness The military:

[@_Raven_]

18:53 You're now bound in the worlds most heavily armoured/armed wheelchair

[@atlas4733]

- rolls into grocery store with amphibious assault vehicle - buys lettuce

[@TLBgaming0330]

@@atlas4733 -refuses to elaborate

[@kristiecornell5723]

@@TLBgaming0330 Like a Chad

[@gilly68g]

@@TLBgaming0330-leaves store without paying

[@darkbetterlol]

Goof's authentic and immersive sound effects made me like this video

[@danieliusb2234]

2:17 lmao "Just random text Celebration of the word I don't know what I'm doing Tour Narva today!" The dude who put that in must've been having a good time

[@LovelyRainbOwO]

outsource translators be like XD

[@ebnertra0004]

I don't know much Russian, but I knew there was some bullshittery going on there when I saw the phrase "I don't know"

[@LybertyZ]

Nice.

[@sanungwarthunder]

Nano: *respects traffic laws* Also Nano: *proceeds to commit several warcrimes in foreign territory*

[@Avtomat_Kalashikova-]

Why is it, if when our man, Nano, uploads, I’m never bored while watching them, this man knows how to entertain…

[@icantchangemynamefor90days7]

Only good KZbin gamer nowadays

[@what-js5wv]

why ask a question and then answer it in the sentence immediately afterwards?

[@Drghost1235]

@@icantchangemynamefor90days7 check out Soviet womble, he has the same energy as Nano here

[@cgcroc3465]

Lol, same

[@Thiago_Lipe]

@@what-js5wv Because it's a rhetorical question.

[@selectionn]

Nanos squad videos are the best, theres other squad tubers but Nanos feel like he isnt trying to force comedy or funny moments like the other youtubers. good shit man

[@andreas4417]

Yeah, this latest update looks awesome, and it looks like they put in some serious effort in the UX as well as sorting known bugs. Looks good.

[@rollinsomethingbutiforgot]

Lol everyone hates it I deleted squad for the last time with this update You'd need a nasa rig to run this game on the lowest setting Look into "fps rip squad"

[@idontreadreplies1804]

@@rollinsomethingbutiforgot L o L . I have a RX 580 which is from 2017 and it runs 55fps on medium and 40 on high settings with minor tweaks. You definitely salty cause you suck(I’m not even good) or you’re trying to play on a 11 year old PC. Wouldn’t be surprised you’re joining 250+ ping servers just to complain about your fps lmao, nice try being disingenuous to keep people from playing tho 🤡. Look up the countless, up to date, tutorials on KZbin for graphical settings if you’re actually having issues, since they’ve proven to work for most people. If not, upgrade from your decade old parts. Hold this L.

[@camark0819]

@@rollinsomethingbutiforgot u didn't wait for 3.0.1 asshole?

[@itsluismedia]

@@rollinsomethingbutiforgot You aren’t lying most games would be 90fps or a little above now my rig is struggling to maintain 70fps.

[@AudioAdvisory38]

22:10 for at least the next minute gives me reason to live.

[@superhakker3198]

Man, Nano you got me into so many games I hope I can run into you one day. Much love from California

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

7:50 he knows who you are XD

[@maxversthappening8166]

Nano: “oh the marines are here!” The marines milliseconds later: *lmao jk*

[@kingchideau876]

minute 21:00 is probably the most realistic portion of this game.

[@Neon-_-]

"my superior evasion tactics worked" 1 second later: ​*explodes*

[@mks_dan]

I'm giggling all day from the "I am under the water" moment

[@MasterCheif-rw7vi]

26:46 "I feel like we got thrown into a f**king top gun movie." Had me dying of laughter

[@theblade3487]

There is currently a "small" bug in the game where the marine HAT can fire 2-3 rounds in under a second. You go from the dual purpose, shoot, switch to spotting rifle, switch to Anti-Armor, shoot, and shoot again because sometimes it duplicates. This is because there is no reload time between a rocket and the spotting rifle.

[@tommarks5301]

From 7:08 to when Nano got hit by the humvee was like a movie. (kinda)

[@tictakgaming]

I’m genuinely happy every time I see you upload. Thanks for all you do Nano.

[@theroguenob]

They should do a Chinese faction since, that's the theatre that the Marines are primarily focused on. While the armys is Russia

[@brickobunga8629]

They’re doing a “panasia” faction which is literally just China. It’s the next faction that’s going to be released.

[@theroguenob]

@@brickobunga8629 cool

[@DeathGrunt666]

Yeah depending on the situation kinda, they're used for amphibious and island hopping operations but the army was the main force in Vietnam, although I think it was the opposite in Korea or just more equal. Not Anymore at least, I don't think they take over an entire war or front if it's Southeast Asia like they did in WW2 against Japan. Obviously they're a branch of the navy and they specialize in clearing and making a route for the Navy to launch an assault on the enemy. Marine Corps are easier and faster in deployment as compared to naval or army troops. This is why their services are required every now and then by the Navy to launch attacks on enemies through naval routes. Army now usually takes the brunt once ground and logistics is established for them to enter edit: Actually in WWII the Navy under Nimitz fought the SOUTH PACIFIC. The Army under MacArthur fought the Southwest Pacific so even less so does USMC take TOTAL control, still a fucking lot for its size

[@lithium1770]

@@brickobunga8629 ya but it needs to be named china

[@brickobunga8629]

@@lithium1770 why? If the devs want Chinese players it’s probably best they don’t name it China, just so the Chinese government doesn’t get pissy like they always do. But why does it have to be named China?

[@brutalgamer840r]

8:41 - 8:55 my favorite part of Nano in this episode

[@suctioncupman7568]

Nano: oh there’s one * uses grenade launcher*

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

13:17 Respect to that one guy yelling the famous line from Starship Troopers.

[@Kaldortangerine]

"where is nano, i want to speak to nano" Nano: exits with extreme prejudice

[@PavelKahun]

23:44 This is a known bug, the hitbox of a destroyed vehicle is the same for everyone, but the visual model is sometimes different for people, so don´t be too harsh on the driver. :P

[@maverickbrenneman443]

From the Halls of Montezuma To the shores of Tripoli We fight our country's battles In the air, on land, and sea. First to fight for right and freedom And to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title Of United States Marines. Our flag's unfurled to every breeze From dawn to setting sun; We have fought in every clime and place Where we could take a gun. In the snow of far-off Northern lands And in sunny tropic scenes; You will find us always on the job--The United States Marines. Here's health to you and to our Corps Which we are proud to serve; In many a strife we've fought for life And never lost our nerve. If the Army and the Navy Ever look on Heaven's scenes, They will find the streets are guarded By United States Marines.

[@LargeFarva125]

written by a member of the air force

[@gabe7251]

God bless the United States Marine Corp

[@Choward6969]

RAHHH

[@tarikdamm7528]

When someone makes a move Of which we don't approve, Who is it that always intervenes? UN and OAS, They have their place, I guess, But first - send the Marines! We'll send them all we've got, John Wayne and Randolph Scott; Remember those exciting fighting scenes? To the shores of Tripoli, But not to Mississippoli, What do we do? We send the Marines! For might makes right, And till they've seen the light, They've got to be protected, All their rights respected, Till somebody we like can be elected. Members of the corps All hate the thought of war; They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means. Stop calling it aggression, Ooh, we hate that expression! We only want the world to know That we support the status quo. They love us everywhere we go, So when in doubt, Send the Marines!

[@MrMontanaNights]

@@LargeFarva125 LOL The Air Force didn't exist when the Marine Corps Hymn was written. The first verse was partially written in 1805, with further additions in 1847. The hymn as written above was authorized by the Commandant of the Marine Corps as the official version in 1929.

[@DPGG16]

24:16 nano was fed up with fallions schenanagans

[@ry4n737]

So cool that you can drag your team mates to safety 👍

[@Nanoytgaming]

Yea its awesome! just wish it wasnt so glitchy, many times it doesn't work and you get caught in the open.

[@ryanmair2373]

22:38 lol his sound effects are pretty good

[@Fire_of756]

Fallion: Ah, I'm dead to a grenade. Nano: Good, then our combat specs went up.

[@jeezed2950]

I gotta give props to the video being mostly clean. I'm sure that's a lot of work to censor some language but I appreciate it especially when kids are around.

[@Hamun002]

The Humvees having no doors is at least partially accurate. I knew a guy in PA who was a SAW gunner since he was short, and one time on patrol he had to get out of his Humvee quick to start laying down fire, and he said he kicked the door to get out, and his boot went right through. He was fine, but yeah. I'd rather have the breeze too.

[@manhalen7046]

There are diffrent versions. Some are turtlebacks that have the hard cover over the back of the vehicle and then you have the soft tops with canvas doors.

[@AP-PHOTOS]

26:51 when you look out the heli and see the lav shooting is just so epic looking to me.

[@RandomVs189]

true, even the mortars hitting the area in 27:00 looks so cool to me

[@luckypegasusvol7700]

16:11 "That would have *at least* killed him"

[@redacted8983]

5:01 the bomb's positioning over the HUD looks like you've done a killstreak

[@notpotatomedicrr5024]

3:06 soldiers when they see kids

[@NotViperfn]

“Where is nano I want to say hi to him” nano: presses give up on the dead screen 😂😂

[@ohno_deerlady]

You make me Laugh right now as I have the flu thank you for being as chaotic as me.😂

[@IceShackBagel]

The Marines are here! Marines: *crash helos together* You should've known...

[@stink2967]

12:34 You can't be suppressed by friendly fire, I'm 95% sure it was an enemy that killed you. 5:08 is a good example, friendly got shot by enemy which you got suppressed by, but the friendly 50 cal firing at you didn't. 7:57 no suppression even with friendlies firing passed you or when you die. Pretty sure that was a TK. 9:37 is best example Just thought I'd show some evidence to back up the claim but it's a good thing to know.

[@jackson8022]

Lol OK

[@sierra4actual]

3:49 operation eagle claw moment

[@cg6176]

Wish I could be as calm and collected as you when playing. I just run around like a headless chicken and die constantly

[@timmay_ty4266]

same as me lol

[@Shalltear-rx2zr]

0:38 Nano see's a carrier Nano" What the fu- Perfect cut.

[@battlefields2mine]

26:27 i just play MW2 theme song it fits like a glove. So cinematic.

[@uCruz_]

19:58 nano using 50 milion dollars in ammo to kill one guy lmao

[@thomassantos9279]

Nano, seus vídeos são os melhores, manda um salve pra galera do Brasil ❤️

[@yoshiki7757]

"You're badly injured in the brain..." I'm dead :P

[@FrankTheThinkTank]

15:05 Nice, a belt fed .50 BMG ammo box...

[@_DMNO_]

Too hard to simulate a full belt on every truck

[@Haiesta]

0:50 Idk why but the ‘the water is fine!’ Reminds me of slimecicle with an arachnatron and lava

[@arguedscarab7985]

9:45 Nano aint no snitch

[@blvkenotharter2787]

Glad I got the honor to have you in my squad in one of my games the day this update dropped

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

6:36 Well of course you just sink, they don't teach soldiers how to swim because you're supposed to wear your PT belt, then you can't drown, so that's on you really.

[@unknowntotally2320]

15:59 defying laws of gravity

[@dannyengineer9862]

This update is inaccurate, they didn't give the marines Crayons in their MRE's or Medkits. Plus, the marines are the type of guys to rush in without any orders at all, while the army advances only after the air force destroyed the enemy.

[@Steviebob-]

Ok so this is gonna sound out of place but Nano, I went all the way back to your first video, and goddamn it's a masterpiece.

[@MikeJones-qn1gz]

I love it this game is slowly becoming the new project reality (great game btw)

[@mcedwin3141]

What the game call?

[@semperfimos0300]

@@mcedwin3141 Squad

[@Drabbo]

‘You just sink to the bottom’ *5 seconds of contemplation* *Owen Wilson Wow Intensifies*

[@simon_969]

8:12 old nano intro

[@V01D-k7g]

Nano"stick to the left." 3 people in front of him immediately go to the right😂

[@lucabrehmer3415]

19:22 i feel special

[@thesovietmuffin8139]

You sound like a Luca

[@jamalkarlson8430]

back to the good old squad days... Brings backs memories! thanks a lot for the content nano!!!

[@sojuiceee5482]

Great content Nano, thanks for dying in the fun zone with us

[@collectibletaco7797]

ooooooh same pfp

[@stanislavsemenov3874]

2:15 the writing on the wall says "Just a random text. I don't kno what I'm doing".

[@michastysia5414]

4:08 10:22 Polska gurom, pozdrawiam

[@MAX-ENERGY_5678]

I love watching your videos no matter if they’re 30 min or 30 seconds there’s just something about your accent paired with your sarcasm voice makes me smile every time hope you’re doing well can’t wait to see more squad I do love these tactical shooters

[@SQDLowkey]

12:49, being an indian, this made me laugh so hard. Love your vids nano, love from india

[@theexpertsofnothing9089]

"Eh can we get a ride?" ^BOOM^ switches to next bit

[@thereptiofgod7888]

Am I dreaming or the 50. Cal are pulling back the ammo in the case at 15:12 ???

[@aRatherScottishChap]

it's the wagon-wheel effect

[@thereptiofgod7888]

@@aRatherScottishChap But it doesn't match with irl footage, plus there are no animation for the cartridges cases ejection

[@lordtenju6750]

FUCK YES another person that saw it

[@Elkrid665]

"Oh there's one!" Commits war crime

[@JehanPrasetyo.p]

11:21 modern D-Day

[@MagMagik_]

10:20 "oh kurwa" "kurwa indeed" hahaha

[@emirhan5318]

9:08 call of duty 2 soviet capter 1

[@arttheclown9458]

LMFAOOOO the gas prices little cut killed me XD

[@komar8619]

3:43 Israel in the second Lebanon war

[@goredrinker2740]

4:53 he was actually wearing an Adidas knock off, what a chad

[@kratos948]

26:01 can you imagine the damage on the shoulder irl??

[@nathanschafsnitz8860]

Absolutely no one: Nano: 2:10 Ummvees

[@sirlenespillere5754]

Muito bom nano, traga um vídeo mostrando o que a de novo no squad

[@Spartan_S-007]

Siiiiiiiiim

[@michl4800]

Thanks!you're a funny mo fo dude

[@Nanoytgaming]

Thanks ahah, trust me I have bad days!

[@MagicalNick]

10:23POLANAD POLAND POLAND

[@thelordconclusion]

That's suppression fire man, yep that's me at 8:13 :D and the heli pilot on 13:23 (we got shot from bmp tow sorry about that) - from your follower cutiewarcrime

[@stevec2552]

Marines say "Oorah" Army says "Hooah". You kinda mixed the two.

[@maxwojatk5111]

?

[@maxwojatk5111]

Why are u telling him this....

[@stevec2552]

@@maxwojatk5111 the video was originally titled "Horah! The Marines are here" or something like that. He fixed it lol.

[@totenr1tus]

2:14 - "just a random text, I don't know what I'm doing"

[@zguy95135]

Lmfaoooo whenever you’re in a vehicle a Fallion is either driving or in the gunners seat. It never fails 😂

[@im_discard2389]

2:15 OMG game designer got my respect

[@chriswouse7713]

Nano: looks at prices of fuel in Portugal Me: Laughs in british

[@jarradwilder]

"Did you want 'crayons' or 'Grand Canyon's', because one request is not as easy as the other one"🤣

[@sirchunkz8786]

Nano ur a legend everyone just loves ur vids and dont care if u edit then or not

[@banana_larry]

I like how you roast Fallon and he's like "Sorry bro I won't do it next time plz forgive me" And he did the same thing,in the same spot,just after ten minutes

[@RNG-esus]

The entire time you were fighting the MTLB at 4:30 i was trying to give commands and I didnt realize i was muted for like 5 mins aha

[@quadroff]

2:15 The sign actually says: "Just a random text. The word holiday. I don't know what I'm doing"

[@spyroXcynder1000]

16:57 That was so savage XD

[@MrSuperiorTech]

18:53 to fix this, press Esc and bring up the menu. Put your mouse cursor in the middle of your screen, press Esc and press F. It'll fix that bug