opening random files from the internet

[@qzeq]

bro think he 杰里米 · 克拉克森 💀

[@HarryV2YT_]

“You pussy” LIVES KN CHINA

[@RetroNIX7]

Really 💀💀💀💀

[@karhuvaari8229]

bro leaked name on the cmd 10:21 💀💀

[@nikkidakota]

@@karhuvaari8229 omg he actually did. Eagle eyes! 🦅

[@rux5093]

i know that bro, see you tomorrow

[@mn_twisted4319]

Five nights at shreks hotel 2? I think I’ve seen all life has to offer now

[@Streethere]

Yeah ikr its the best game

[@qzeq]

just wait until you find out about five nights at shreks hotel 1

[@mn_twisted4319]

Almost sounds like a threat 🤣

[@abba8592]

​@qzeq hopefully they don't pull a Valve and we get the third one soon

[@Zzzazasss]

Only OGs remember Five nights at shreks hotel 1

[@Nothinghereand_I_like_to_eat_b]

2:04 I am Chinese and can confirm that its the minecraft enchanting language.

[@happyday4747]

ㄎㄐㄟㄒ

[@kokodi01]

nah looks more like japanese tho

[@JALAL919]

@@kokodi01 no lol

[@Nothinghereand_I_like_to_eat_b]

@@kokodi01 It isnt. I'm fluid in Japanese, English, Chinese and German (Also a bit French) and can confirm that none of these Languages have these characters.

[@HyeongInazuma]

uhhhmm... did i always knew that he has changed his phone language into... ..taiwanese? and he was using a bopomofo keyboard..?

[@siryaripon]

Наконец-то легендарные ШАХМАТЫ 2 взял на обзор, уважение, Удар, Поднятие🇨🇳🇨🇳

[@qzeq]

спасибо kriper2004

[@CtxTroll]

@@qzeq чего,ты даже его знаешь. Ты что русский?

[@qzeq]

@@CtxTroll i used google translate for that, i just found his games on itchio 😅😅

[@fourlion_everywhere]

​@@CtxTroll WHY SO SERIOUS

[@luke_tech]

​@@qzeqshouldn't be thanking terrorist country:)))

[@rotciv1492]

The day I don't see a San Andreas bootleg in a qzeq video, I'll know I've entered a parallel universe.

[@BC_Gaming831]

Like the Lepidodendron meme

[@فهدالدوسري-ح6ض]

8:10 "After I uploaded the game, it reached 1,100,000 downloads after 3 days."

[@MrwanDev.]

🤡

[@IRAQI-_-V]

what a legend, no one cares.

[@movedtoanewchannel_sorry]

​@@IRAQI-_-Vhe was translating from my language to english wdym no one cares

[@dionis6602]

​@@IRAQI-_-Vyou're that type of idiots people always can find under the comments...

[@gray-group118]

WTF DID YOU CREATE THIS?

[@exiledcaptain]

5:26, love how it completely ignores you setting your age to 2 and asks for personal data lmao

[@fruitcupd]

killer clown touches 2 year olds?!?!?!?!?

[@M1551NGN0]

Drake ahh moment

[@integrationofmanandmachine4714]

game is game

[@potato23116]

8:27 easy brother 😭🖐🏻

[@webber5394]

This is Traditional Chinese. In fact, most Taiwanese use this language. Especially spelled with "Bopomofo"

[@BROWN.sandal]

УРА НАКОНЕЦ-ТО КТО-ТО СДЕЛАЛ ОБЗОР НА ЛЕГЕНДАРНУЮ ИГРУ ШАХМАТЫ 2 УРААА🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@m.w9418]

3:30 Search: 🤨

[@LoccxlBedrock666]

Gay :SkodaEmoji:

[@alice_truong]

5:48 He actually spoke Vietnamese and was swearing at the people who swore at him lolll

[@lwpysrc]

Bro just risked his phone like that and think Chinese mafia ain’t gonna come for him

[@1234thecreator]

4:15 come speedtest :skoda emoji:

[@Fusion710]

9:15 Wu Zi Mu 😂😂😂

[@Kanami_69]

6:03 I got an ad. at the exact time 😂. YT algorithm cooking

[@d3fcon_1]

9:51 It's Chess 2 XD

[@OverdriveCz]

0:17 top gear ⚙️

[@reallowpoly]

Xi Jinping now has your IP address qzeq 💀

[@tarmenariusreal]

9:20 mf left the marine just to fight spiderman💀

[@person-of-light]

10:00 ДАААААААА, ВОТ ЭТО НАША, РУССКАЯ ИГРА!!!!! ДЕДПУЛ, ГОДЗИЛЛА, ПЯТЁРОЧКА, СОСАТЬ АМЕРИКА!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Khang-sd5dy]

5:48 Trần Dần metioned🤯

[@hoangbanmytron8679]

Noi chuyen zo zan hoa

[@hogiahien4151]

TỪ NƠI ĐỒNG XANH THƠM HƯƠNG LÚA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯🔥💯💯🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳

[@equilibrum999]

@@hogiahien4151 天书。

[@NgotXott]

Có người việt xem cái này á 🤯🤯

[@AbooDa7]

8:05 مو معقول ياللعبة 😂😂

[@MrwanDev.]

خورافية صح😉

[@DavidGaming69]

what

[@mieo_tmk6178]

احي الفنان😂​@@MrwanDev.

[@kaktus3915]

didnt know tommy tenyears is arabic

[@Dream-Walid-Animation]

kif sn3 l3ba ????? how he did make a game XD

[@paul119]

I love every minute of this abomination 😂😂😂

[@AJ-tf1co]

Bro sacrificed more than Thor for his yt channel 💀💀💀💀

[@gamingmanplayz485]

3:30 bro forgot to delete his search history skoda emoji

[@_1OriginalName_]

9:42 NAHH I'M DYING😭 it reads like "shahmaty"

[@SexyColette]

my man sacrificing his own phone for us

[@qzeq]

I dedicated this phone just to melt it with these games 🙏🙏

[@Streethere]

@@qzeq W

[@kingayman5225]

Daily

[@fourlion_everywhere]

​@@qzeq then you can use it as a frying pan. NICE!

[@Ghost_.573]

@@qzeq try installing warzone mobile. then it will literally melt your screen and it will just pop of

[@VEVERAK]

3:26 Škoda mentioned 🔥🔥🔥(my Czech soul got too excited)

[@janboycz]

CZ!!

[@FelixDa757]

hi neighbour(im from poland)

[@KittozzOffical]

Czech yippeeeeeeeee kočka

[@disundias6500]

To fix your Chinese phone Go to settings and change the language.

[@vmavverick]

when he can’t even understand or read the language?

[@kin98100]

If the os is smart then tthe lamgueage setting should be always on the same place on the phone so you dont need understand the language to find it.​@vmavverick

[@Mickedmicrophone]

@@vmavverickhow did he understand the english word in Chinese when he was using translate

[@equilibrum999]

he just must go to settings and find icons looking like this: 言语.

[@liveocelotreaction]

:skoda emoji:

[@saibamanP]

6:02 the way KZbin ran an actual ad for me

[@CentralIntelligeinceAgency]

😅 ‏‪6:43‬‏ guys fucking in the helicopter

[@Ryor97]

nah man i got an ad at 6:00, there is definitely a glitch in the matrix

[@indorandomiguess]

2:15 we getting jail for selling weed for this one 🗣📢🔥🔥🔥

[@sas2.0]

Can we all appreciate the fact that qzeq is sacrificing his phone for our entertainment

[@narasimhamurtychikkala1748]

He bought this galaxy a13 for VIDEOS

[@fourlion_everywhere]

Me when I took a fat crap: 6:37 *NICE!*

[@okuu_utsuho]

Lmao the Arab Spiderman game has Wuzimu as enemies 😂

[@user-xt47]

That an actual youtube ad was displayed to me, when qzeq clicked on watch ad in the game, was just perfect timing!

[@Japica225Main]

6:40 “COOL!” “ĦŒŒ” 😂😂😂

[@Bass_Reaper_]

6:37 N I C E

[@VortexKiller2]

10:18 as a frequent user of vape kits I can confirm that using one sounds like drinking an empty slush puppy

[@joeymobiel8796]

Haha u suck cuz u vape 😂

[@edoardomadia8080]

The topGear Song 💀

[@LubomirGajdos-zk5gq]

3:24 as a slovak this made me laugh

[@DavidGaming69]

im chilean and still laughed

[@clementpruvost8670]

How did you managed to got a BSOD on a phone 💀💀💀

[@qzeq]

skill

[@ItsMeeHarry01]

​@@qzeqbig fan 📠

[@florentinity]

i think it was actually just the bootloader being unlocked might be wrong tho

[@fourlion_everywhere]

qzeq is a highly trained professional

[@RealM12Gyt]

that is not BSOD its samsung download mode

[@dimonauz]

4:35 пасхалко (russian meme) (пасхалко means easter egg)

[@goofyaxe]

посхалочко достаём вентиляторы😎

[@dimonauz]

@@goofyaxe 1488 ОМАГАД ПАСХАЛКО 😱 🤟

[@notzharifx2459]

Bro is off the meds💀

[@Step_sus]

This MF somehow make me laugh every time😂

[@AmyRoseAwesomesauce]

Thank you for uploading it made my day skoda emoji

[@Cat_loaf20]

4:49 skudoka emoji

[@Roommate420]

You're skudoka emoji? Cool

[@HanaMohamed-o7j]

‏‪7:37‬‏ Raldi's Crackhouse mod Menu Baldi's Backroom game

[@tmxlx]

this video gave me way too much dopamine 🤑🤑🤑 especially 3:47 🤑🤑🤑

[@real-oz7wh]

9:06 by high the developer really meant he was high making it 🗣️

[@Menvix]

Theese phone begging for mercy

[@memnixmemnixmemnix]

9:44 вы забыли оставить кредит криперу за разработку данной игры! you forgot to leave credit to creeper for making the idea for this epic game! also, that's chess. chess 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Dishonest10]

10:04 bro how did you know that was english???

[@TailsGaming981]

3:58 Elvis prelsey and qzeq on top!

[@Startermations276]

firstly, your computer was sent to Brazil, now your phone has been taken by china

[@RoadwaterStuff]

💮welcome to China💮

[@48-_]

10:48 yes pyatyorchka is everywhere my favorite shop is now it

[@window42069]

i did not expect to hear qzeq mention raldi's crackhouse today

[@revichairindra]

9:20 that akainu from one piece, he is marine leader along with kizaru and former aokiji

[@MrwanDev.]

Man, this Spider-Man game is better than all the Spider-Man games.😂😂🔥 You showed me the worst game you've ever developed bro 😂😂 but wait, next week I'm releasing the best game you've ever developed called "MAN OF STAGE" (yes, that's a marketing comment from me)🙂🔥

[@qzeq]

best developer on itch io right here

[@DaniXDGamer]

UR BEST DEVELOPER IN ITCH IO BRO

[@DaniXDGamer]

nice job for ur deadpool game i loved it

[@TheOrangeMan13]

no way is that real spiderman

[@MrwanDev.]

❤❤😂​@@qzeq

[@videsusarchive]

The duo artwork at the top of the unolingo game page is ACTUALLY OFFICIAL DUOLINGO ARTWORK

[@Danklovic]

truly a skoda emoji moment

[@timorlov7581]

🚗 SKODA EMOJI

[@nishitjogi676]

0:17 love the top gear track. And ofc Qzeq is back

[@imdrogon]

0:51 Translation: 'Complete P#$$y's A13 setup process, Just a few more steps to complete the setup' (censored so youtube no block)

[@Luigi_bros4321]

Lmao

[@realtonkyt]

1:35 sounds so much like projekt melody

[@PdogRevamp]

3:52 ALWAYS BET ON HAKKARI

[@thegalaxysempiredarthfydr5002]

8:18 He said this game make by use the KZbin comments of hes channel , after have 100000 view in hes vedio

[@Tureen]

the fact i just got jumpscared by raldi's crackhouse halfway through the video

[@sebastianaguinaldo2243]

7:55 what the f*** is that

[@Catmeowfs]

Baldi

[@rusucesar]

No, it raldi ​@@Catmeowfs

[@Catmeowfs]

@@rusucesar I dont know why I said Baldi

[@kostantinos-lj7fj]

NOOO WAY MY MAN IS TRYING TO HAVE BEEF WITH ONE PIECE AND THE DONUT MAKER💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@xdnumad]

bro just gave his all personal data💀

[@MinguHeaven]

2:25 yandex is a russian scam mailware btw xd

[@DeTMaks]

Bro its not?

[@MinguHeaven]

@@DeTMaks it is, kiddo

[@kokpit7320]

only yandex browser is, another product it’s a ad bullshit that not gone when I use adblock

[@Nothinghereand_I_like_to_eat_b]

3:05 i am watching

[@JustShawn11]

6:02 Nah man,i literally had an ad right there

[@sussybaka5338]

5:50 LOL DIDNT EXPECTED TO QZEQ PUT AN VIETNAMESE *cuss word* MEME IN DA VID

[@NBXDashCL]

love that the yandex thing was in a scratch project

[@izzatsufian2796]

Qzeq is the GOAT and hope he can crossover with RADAL❤❤❤

[@SohamGanguly-nj5rj]

Fr

[@charbelchaar5378]

10:13 that's looks like the zombie from cs nexon studios in the title screen

[@Amboss187]

Pocket Champ🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@bryanvsppvr6322]

7:55 ACTUALLY THATS A MOD MENU, ITS NOT UPDATED, THE OG GAME IS PEAK U SHOULD PLAY IT!

[@eriktokar4487]

No way, I seen that game before.

[@muharremsuz]

Deadpool vaping while running, random 3d models everywhere. That's what I call a game

[@exakinole]

3:57 what is this? The april 1st stream?

[@Dr-Peter-Venkman]

3:59 yo viva las vegas

[@StanleyPopPop]

Dang Joker looks like Kakyoin from JJBA💀🙏🏼

[@H-JUSTDONTCARE]

You probably didn’t watch the video. yet you are reading the comments Edit: bruh I was such a bot plz stop liking the comment

[@danata9591]

100%

[@qzeq]

people getting spoiled for chess 2 😤

[@Darksouls131]

nAW brO I waTched thE wholE vidEo

[@alufeed3888]

I read this while the ads were playing cuz its the top comment 😢

[@aobieb]

Ad

[@blacksmile147]

6:51 FANFARE

[@dawidb5429]

I was living my life, but when i saw qzeq uploading my day became 1000 times better

[@rizpect01]

Yo, you used that tiktok joker also, that's hilarious, love your content man from India ❤

[@HarryV2YT_]

bro is funny af😂

[@Cothfotmeoo]

Omg. XD You find the craziest games out there, I swear. Well played.

[@JOSHIE_BOI13]

Hey qzeq it's me, I fixed the hacker problem

[@KirumomTojo]

I'm downloading these onto my grandmas phone later

[@AManJeffrey]

You are indeed not 詹姆斯·克拉克森

[@magicswizzle88]

All the arabs hands up✌️

[@mateelhemady2642]

Im arab.✌️

[@BlitzClay]

Yes ✌

[@TeamFalconsGG_fan]

Yes نعم

[@hamdyzidan8774]

✌️how's it going?

[@officialneverfar]

albanins are the true arabs 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱💪🏾

[@MorseOnYoutube]

Bro sacrificed his phone to the CCP for a youtube video😭😭

[@qzeq]

任何事物 · 为了 · 我的 · 潜艇 🫡

[@phantomwarrior8686]

0:03 This is actually a Japanese keyboard but anyways

[@midknight2249]

Nah…it’s actually a Taiwanese keyboard

[@phantomwarrior8686]

@@midknight2249 nah it's Japanese. It has characters from those 3 alphabets they have. It's Japanese, for sure.

[@ArcadeAssaultSrb]

One video of qzeq a day keeps sadness away☺

[@Paradox.99]

Bro has too much free time

[@Heakz]

I would say The Joker could be described as "give you feeling of being a sad clown and angry Joker in the same time", can't say that Mad Joker game doesn't know what its all about.