Opening Scene | Men in Black II (2002) | Now Playing

[@theonefrancis696]

I've always liked J's diplomatic approach to almost every alien encounter. While some agents may be too trigger happy, J pulls out his blaster only as a last resource.

[@hamoostaffat]

Don't forget little Tiffany 😂 Thats why K wanted him, he wasnt trigger happy like everyone else, he stopped and thought about each situation he was put in, J had the thought that it was a last effort thing to kill them and why K starts off by saying.... "most are just trying to make a living same as us" in mib 1

[@puzzledotgamer5461]

thats why they chose him

[@generalalduin9548]

Ties into his behavior in the shooting range

[@jamesboulger8705]

That was K's influence

[@258thHiGuy]

The way the cleanup team was already walking into the train station as he's still reporting it

[@UniversalAero]

That wasn't the clean up crew. Those were normal suits, people going to work and shit.

[@tydshiin5783]

Lpve that they cane right after J says "Immediately"

[@CeeDoubleU]

Jeff wasn't afraid of J's gun. He stopped because the dose of sedative J used finally kicked in. Which is why J mentions checking the expiration date of the tranquilizers to HQ

[@jiririnagl302]

Ha never thought of that

[@Notconceitedjustbetterthanyou]

WRONG

[@AzureRoxe]

@@Notconceitedjustbetterthanyou He's right.

[@HMBRTOABLE]

@@AzureRoxehe’s left

[@shambhuvaghri6692]

Ww q

[@jaredruff9823]

3:40 "OH, NO! 600 FT. WORM! SAVE US, MR. BLACK MAN!" 😂😂😂

[@vipinkumar5955]

😂😂😂😂

[@deandreyoung109]

2:09 Oh, now y’all running? Now y’all… no, no, no, no, sit down. Sit down. It’s only a 600 foot worm. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chromicapop4595]

from back "Im hella sALTY TOO jEFF FRRR"

[@楊凱翔-x1e]

What? You have seen a bigger one?😂😂😂

[@SeriousDragonify]

I'm Captain Larry Bridge and i decide what happens on this train.

[@marlonjones729]

Larry, that's my man Jeff

[@deandreyoung109]

Larry needs to take his ass in there.

[@godofevil9468]

The truly sad thing is… 7:52 “People look at that plaque years from now you know what they’ll say?..” “..They’ll say Imagine that big shot like her used to work here.” So it is kinda tragic how just after J tells T about how nobody will remember him saving all the lives of the people on the subway. That after Laura literally saved the Galaxy all she’ll be remembered for since she left Earth is that little plaque for working at a pizzeria.

[@johnmichaelrutherford3514]

probably not even that since she had to leave and her boss is dead, shell likely never be remembered for anything.

[@SinisterBlitzo9]

​@@johnmichaelrutherford3514 but in the end Is that really a bad thing? If the MIB wasn't secret and everyone knew they saved the world Many people will become envious of them of try to do better only to end up failing and that's how villains are made They're job is to make the world seem normal and to keep aliens as just a myth

[@lily_astral]

"Larry has made a decision" smart man

[@raven4k998]

when you see a guy with snakes going through his nose and ear holes RUN!!! don't ask questions girl just RUN!!!💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@marlonjones729]

Yeah, Larry need to get his ass in there.

[@nellidivina5280]

I love Jeff's flower, so cute

[@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102]

He looks like a dark gray Wiggler.

[@raven4k998]

shame the rest of him is butt ugly🤣🤣🤣

[@Kenneth022]

Seeing this when I was younger I always liked this movie I thought it was the coolest thing

[@athaullahgz3035]

Cause it is

[@shalltearbloodfallen7341]

Damn right 😤

[@vismarklopez5392]

I still considered it one of the coolest,,,

[@EllaNonimato]

only if you look at it with a child's mind. as an adult it isstupidashell.

[@eisisice9208]

@@EllaNonimatowow you so cool so different wow.

[@brandondowlen1836]

7:40 "Excuse me. My buddy's kind of shy, but he thinks you are hot."

[@unhommequicourt]

Congrats you have good earing

[@matteocdt5214]

isn't she the chick from the first film? the one whose husband got eaten out by a space roach?

[@brandondowlen1836]

@@matteocdt5214 I don't think so, she was in the third film as the mother holding her child with the bottle of chocolate milk

[@Puss1man]

ghfcjtghv @@unhommequicourt

[@KennyHavoc]

Yes that is the line good job heres your good job cake 🎂 mr useful comment over here! Let’s hear more of your useful comments!

[@Subgenrelol]

“People’ll look at that plaque years from now, you know what they’ll say?” “Employee is spelled wrong?” “Eh, they charge by the letter” LMAO

[@jordanongelstern]

2:09 Now y'all running? Now y'all No, no, no! Sit down! Sit down! It's only a 600 -foot worm.

[@vipinkumar5955]

😂😂😂😂

[@wangleydssonantonio8100]

The way he rides that Shai-hulud my man J is a Fremen!

[@shop-made2840]

My man 😂

[@wangleydssonantonio8100]

@@shop-made2840 😂

[@SubZole]

Lisan al-Gaib!

[@bryanaragon6679]

6:17 I find it funny how Serleena liked to eat all the time. She first takes Scrad's Burger King's bag when she goes there to recruit him. Then after killing the Zarthan at the pizzeria, she takes a pizza with her when she leaves. Also in the scene where she is in the Men in Black Immigration Office she can be seen eating a Burger King hamburger while talking to the agent about the reason for her visit to Earth. Part of the detail here is because Serleena belonged to an alien species known as the Kylothians, known for being devouring alien creatures. And this is why when Serleena arrived on Earth, she developed a taste for humans and also for human food. That's why she needed to constantly feed herself. 9:26 Also I think Serleena's growl was very hot on that scene.

[@gor9027]

Would have liked to see more of Patrick's character for sure. It's still funny how out of his depth he was and how he just had a public meltdown knowing J's history with partners over the last 5 years.

[@wisenbakerfilms2103]

"Umm Jeff, Excuse my partner, he's new and he's--" *JEFF RAISES J'S PARTNER IN THE AIR, AND SCREAMS* "Kinda stupid." LOL

[@Fyreflier]

Jay never liked Tee's spinach puffs anyway...

[@chromicapop4595]

same jeff same

[@Zombie14193]

*shocked gasp* that's It. He's going down.

[@MartinB_Art_Design]

The comedic timing of these movies will never be repeated again lol

[@kaiser.watanabe]

7:35 exactly how i sound after crying, "okaey" 😂

[@AnilSubhrai]

1:44 😂😂😂 Sweet DREAMS!!! Big Boy?

[@andybrookes3519]

0:47 when Chris Rock exacts his revenge against Will Smith

[@CeeDoubleU]

😂😂😂 that killed me

[@joelbrich2538]

Okay, I'm sick of the meme, but that's pretty good, I'll give you that.

[@PaulDoyle-jq2ck]

Maybe don't make jokes about his wife and ge wouldn't get smacked?

[@madison-Roccoa-Mason-drake]

@@PaulDoyle-jq2ck maybe Jada shouldn't be offended by a strong female character who wad not noticed by her baldness but by her boldness of overcoming the male predominant US Marines. And Will was also laughing at that joke.

[@imaginova88]

​@PaulDoyle-jq2ck oh you poor idiot😂

[@stevencarterjr3403]

Why Joe Swanson Crying in middle the diner?

[@raegasper3092]

He thought he was gonna neuralyze him so he took him to a public place so he wouldn’t make a scene.

[@art_vandelay7845]

Because he lost the perp

[@aznprince8517]

And that’s how I met your mother.

[@JcoleMc]

Lol Joe Swanson

[@ronansullivan432]

he needs a hug.

[@vipinkumar5955]

3:20 - 3:45 scene😂😂😂😂😂😂 ohh no 600 foot worm 🐛 save us Mr black Man

[@zardthedragon1896]

I honestly would have kinda loved a movie with J and T. J learning what K had to deal with and seeing T become more competent with Js help. Not to mention Patrick Warburton is just hilarious.

[@alecvenom4311]

0:31 joe’s scream

[@stellarcubicbeam7760]

"Larry just made a decision" lol

[@DanteWesker612]

I bet Will Smith had a headache after hitting his head on those signs in the subway. I'm surprised that he's even alive after that.

[@BaseballRoscoe25]

The guy in the movie Speed wasn't so lucky😂

[@jasonbland8880]

he wouldn't be, he'd be dead

[@DanteWesker612]

@@jasonbland8880 Ka pwa mun chiggy

[@ryankramer8779]

They really slapped the sh!t out of him 😂

[@ronansullivan432]

7:13 ah would you like a hug joe?

[@SeriousDragonify]

"Lok at little Joe Jr. Gonna cry?"

[@Snordix]

2:00 Holy shit, that's Gene Lebell sitting in the corner! Like the legendary martial artist that made Steven Seagal shit his pants... allegedly.

[@salk4858]

This is the moment will smith became lisan al gaib

[@spooneater9001]

Actually considering how Rosario Dawson's character can see into the future, she's LISAN Al GAIB

[@pkmntrainerian1092]

J's screams at 0:47 and 1:44 always kill me 😂😂😂

[@AlesterMyersWick]

0:22 WTH are you doing here, worm boi?!

[@josepbertranolle8225]

Thank you for participating in our drill XDDD

[@demmerdumanat196]

Yoh!! People we gotta bug in the electrical system.hehe😂😂

[@dubbkenobby6542]

Honestly the first scene always gets me with Jeff. When Agent J points his gun at Jeff and warns Jeff he will have to act..... Jeff makes a concious decision that J isn't kidding, and he retreats. Something about this scene.... showing the humility and vulnerability in Jeff, the balls of steel in J.... it's fantastic script writing.

[@GregariousGenga]

He fell asleep dude. J used a tranq

[@AzureRoxe]

He falls asleep, hence the snoring sounds and the comment later about checking the expiration date on the tranquilizers.

[@lostskull7467]

Expired tranquilizers would make them not work. Jeff did chose to stand down

[@cortster12]

​@@lostskull7467 Actually not true. Expired medicine loses potency in most cases, it doesn't just stop working.

[@lostskull7467]

@@cortster12 Losing potency makes it not able to stop a rampaging worm with the expected dose in the appropriate time, so yes, it did failed to achieve it's purpose.

[@gatsu8888888]

4:24 was that a soprano cameo ?

[@aashiv93]

Yeah, that's Murmur, the AA partner of Chrissie.

[@Antimanele104]

7:33 And that's how Rules of Engagement started... well, minus the kids part.

[@jaredruff9823]

6:06 We couldn't find the light! But we tracked it to a guy who might know where it it. He runs a pizza parlor on Spring Street!

[@Sahilprakash1999]

1:44 Agent J: sweet DREEEEEEEEEEEAMS big boy

[@Theothesleeper]

aw poor Jeff just needs a hug

[@Logan23195]

5:58 Serleena: Where is the light? 😄

[@ironboy3245]

probably should have told T to be a firefighter or something if he wanted to be a hero

[@chromicapop4595]

jeff be salty miami tough weirdo energy LMAOO

[@Chumblybum]

3:09 - Standard NY subway car

[@MatthewSmith-cv7op]

Last I checked the A doesn’t stop at 81st st (except late nights). Only the B and C do on the 8th Ave line. I did like the little nod to the Queens Blvd line, aka the E/F/R line, and now the M.

[@9EtherGodFrequencies]

Bro got fired in the most slimiest way. 😂😂😂😂

[@StuckOnStupid84]

Seems more like the nicest way to get fired. Memory is erased so he didn't even know he worked with MiB

[@duishungry]

I love the running joke of J trying to improve people's lives after he neuralyzes them. Even sets up Patrick Warburton with the waitress, even if they couldn't work together he was still trying to help the guy.

[@sergiotorresaragon7673]

5:38 You like egg salad?

[@Rikegile]

Me: Yes. Her: No.

[@VuqarStyle]

0:26 They forgot adding flower 🤣

[@arielmalsireal5453]

The Thumbnail Tag: Tentacles 😂😂😂

[@karthikpatra]

J says "buddy" at the beginning and then says "You know our arrangement "Ms. JEFF"?

[@john_pinkerton6697]

5:36 Aren't these aliens supposed to be hiding out on earth...? what if it WAS some random lady and the second head just pops out lol

[@Montu96]

That pizzeria guy could have just lied and said "The light Zartha already left Earth", he didn't have to tell her that it will leave Earth tomorrow.

[@winnertv8050]

very beautifully ❤❤💙💙💝💝

[@thebufoon]

4:24 He called him putz?

[@Gurugurustan]

The VF really dropped a whole lot vs Part 1

[@joylynch5204]

No way he would be alive after that lol

[@GwenCentola]

Oscar: Yo! People! We got a bug in our electrical system!

[@jokerinthebronx]

Fun fact. Agent T is Patrick Warburton, who voices Joe on Family Guy.

[@Question2]

Funfact : in the novel version, the diner's waitress thought J was breaking up with T when T started crying.

[@onEmEmbErstudios]

It's kind happy to see Agent T and that waitress got married and have kids in MIB III

[@marlonjones729]

J: Transit Authority people, move to the front of the train. Everybody: (Sits still ignoring him) Me: What? Get this train moving faster....on the double! Move it buster, I ain't playing!

[@gridcruise6021]

0:44 he basically called Jeff fat.

[@SeriousDragonify]

Did he literally fry their heads using neuralyzer twice?

[@danrion8839]

Alien Jeff is living in subway eating trains and what not but still government keeps him there. So realistic.

[@nyyotam4057]

Well, it does kinda makes sense if he's working for the government digging tunnels for the subway 😂.

[@cernunnos8917]

he’s eating the trash in specific tunnels of the subway- that’s the deal they have with him

[@cernunnos8917]

he’s eating the trash in specific tunnels of the subway- that’s the deal they have with him

[@cernunnos8917]

he’s eating the trash in specific tunnels of the subway- that’s the deal they have with him

[@cernunnos8917]

he’s eating the trash in specific tunnels of the subway- that’s the deal they have with him

[@tinaerkul2001]

Johnny Knoxville from Jackass

[@MrDriftspirit]

So the dominas method are more funny and hot for him than a punishment😂

[@tinaerkul2001]

@@MrDriftspirit wut?

[@shawnbass-ig2bv]

Easily the most successful of the jackass crew

[@damonfields6377]

all I hear is joe swansons voice hahahah makes it way better in my opinion

[@KevinBushati]

July 3 is when this film came out

[@Chillwithwormono]

I'm a big fan of will Smith ❤❤

[@pontiacGXPfan]

J is my favorite character in the franchise

[@judsongaiden9878]

Like a graboid crossed with one those caterpillars from the Marioverse with the head-flower. 'Scud: The Disposable Assassin' also had a "Jeff."

[@CosmeGamerXD07]

2002? damn i could swear that i was 5 in 2005 when this started with the first movie, i guess i didnt know this movie was already out

[@zombiboy2004]

So cool johnny knoxville and joe swanson

[@ReuploadArchivist]

Brock Samson was a better fit for the OSI anyways.

[@jimward89]

0:42 oooo hey you got big jeff what the hell you being eating huh?

[@KeithJackson-ux7eh]

And also he can walk!!!🎶

[@vegetto_green87]

1:32 I'm surprised that those people from the station didn't get surprised to see a big worm passing by after the train pass by them!! Looks like they already have adapted to inusual events that rarely can happen in real life!! 😐😐😐

[@NguyenJake-se3pm]

I can’t get enough of Will Smith’s screams

[@Macken-n9l]

Guys it’s Joe Swanson!

[@DawnteHeath-e5p]

Keep it up, girl. Let's rocked

[@Francisco-ry8um]

Fantástico eses película tuya me gustan todas❤

[@carlosgonzalez9838]

Fun fact he married and he have a son and j stole his chocolate milk on mib 3. The woman is the baby Mother that is living on k apartment after boris change the history 7:25

[@erdnalickeroftoads2143]

I believe Larry made a very wise decision 🤓

[@vincentalvarado1009]

6:37 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@DanairisParker]

Man what is wrong with you? 🤨

[@SkepticalChris]

Patrick Warburton...so handsome! Johnny Knoxville...so handsome!

[@haileyquinonez0205]

I like this movie. Will Smith is a funny guy and he is very good. Keep doing a great job.

[@jordonwood-13]

6:06 Scrad's voice is high pitched.

[@dandidoo1393]

I remember this movie

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

1:00 Lisan al-Gaib!!!

[@DawnteHeath-e5p]

Green hyssop has a great reputation

[@guyver3662]

1:32

[@arjungoud3450]

Even bananas werent crushed,

[@neilibanez3712]

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[@MisterBroad]

Geez, those Effects I could make better on my home PC today....

[@TheRealMakinola]

Those effects are ANCIENT, of course you can do that now easily and more good looking

[@cortster12]

What? I think it looks amazing. Well, except the small head.

[@neilibanez3712]

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[@TravisPeterson-x3t]

7:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DawnteHeath-e5p]

It's a good thing, until you're in jailbreak

[@peterstoate2153]

How did J not get a mark or bleeding on his face despite the fact he kept getting hit by subway signs etc

[@jordonwood-13]

5:36 Who-who are you and how did you get in here?

[@duddy2003]

we found LARRY

[@vincentalvarado1009]

7:13 7:14 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭