OPENING THE DMs

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Opening the DMs
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[@FullPie]

i really appreciate the greek pillar and plant behind you guys.

[@luish68_]

You won't have anything to appreciate at the end

[@FullPie]

oh wait, he broke it

[@chinkywinky7266]

FullPie S hehehehe

[@nebnebby8587]

haha lol xd u got pranked lol

[@SicklySeraph]

FullPie S don't appreciate it for too long

[@Edzilla]

alpha looks like the pre evolved form of himself now without the beard

[@thesaladolla]

congratulations you figured out how aging works

[@bingushead3491]

And he dyed his hair recently too now

[@bingushead3491]

Couldnt have said it better

[@WeegeePlays]

Who was that at the end???

[@drewsnider7352]

Weegee Plays Can't remember their name but they reek of desperation

[@Magibatproductions]

Weegee Plays probably another alpharad clone. we have plenty of those nowadays.

[@1stDan]

My favorite youtuber

[@jollyswagman4714]

Idk but his voice is buttery smooth

[@tvolpone8592]

Weegee Plays He sounded very familiar, very, very, familiar.

[@BlankPapers]

When Alpha talks about furries, no one bats an eye, when Alpha breaks a plant, everybody goes insane.

[@loveliescrushing]

BlankPapers how do you break a plant

[@michaelrobichaud1334]

BlankPapers he talked about furries?

[@dietcolacan]

BlankPapers He didnt talk about furries in this video though

[@CyanSoCalico]

As it should be

[@browserjunior4707]

That column falling couldn't have been timed more perfectly.

[@m_a4923]

MWolfy76700 exactly 😂

[@NightVisGamer88]

1 like = 1 prayer for the column...

[@MicrosoftExcell-mm4tf]

In the arms of the angel...

[@theherohartmut]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE

[@NekoNation_]

Kachow!

[@ViewtifulBeck]

Damn, Alpharad hasn't seen Avatar...

[@Alpharad]

i have omg i just didnt recognize one gif

[@ViewtifulBeck]

Oh, shit. My bad.

[@nathanielhuertas9062]

Alpharad if u reply, I will duct tape a penguin to myself, skydive, and record it.

[@michaelploch894]

how do you not recognize the swamp guy tho

[@reade_me]

but how you no remember the most iconic line in the whole series?!

[@silicalnz]

Can't get anything closer to "Whiite Trash" then what happened to that flower podium

[@Alienrun]

I'm starting to wonder if that was staged or not cause the timing of its fall was just too perfect! :D

[@redjuvee]

If you watch it at .25 speed you can see he never really touched the pillar with the pot or his arm. It is possible I missed something, but there could have been fishing wire or something that pulled the pillar down.

[@JasonGodwin69]

ten bucks says it was staged

[@caspianhorlick4529]

He touched it with his hand, and I think the reaction is pretty genuine.

[@caspianhorlick4529]

AN ALPHARAD THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING!

[@TheNicksflicks]

they thought that the avatar gif was from a religious teaching video??????? WHAT????

[@Starmar]

NJF Productions Cause of the boats for the invasion I guess.

[@tsugumi455]

Astro Nova Invasion is that what they called Noahs ark now?

[@tsugumi455]

kermit frog yeah lmao, Im a Christian

[@RandomInsanity4Ever]

Ok but avatar was a religious experience

[@sgtfignewton9413]

R.I.P high quality pillar

[@raylynn9886]

F

[@Firefox-Udon]

F

[@gingainfinity1034]

F

[@miniladder8165]

Timestamp

[@sgtfignewton9413]

@@miniladder8165 11:07

[@crayzgae2586]

Alpharad looks 20 years younger without his beard

[@JayInTheGreen]

Deadest of asses

[@SamersonT]

On a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate this video a long 2.

[@CD-ux2cs]

i second that

[@reespawn1300]

LukeStarPilot42 Eh? 2ND it?

[@phoenixrowlet7277]

I'll give it a long 3

[@phoenixrowlet7277]

rd

[@braddoesthings6224]

Long 3 is a little much pal. I'd go average 5, at best.

[@firescaw386]

Can't tell if the pillar breaking was a bit or he actually broke it XD

[@Alpharad]

dude You literally got to watch it break

[@funkwizardband]

Nuh uh!

[@777hayabusa]

RIP Pillar and Plant

[@LassBisharp]

I think he means whether or not it was an accident or intentional as part of the video

[@hellothere5437]

oh no we need to fly JoJo over here

[@TawksickMewtwo]

tfw episode one is actually episode two.

[@gecchie]

Well the first one has now been labelled 'Pilot'

[@nathanbui919]

TawksickMewtwo

[@bangiaryan]

A long two?

[@introgreen587]

nope! the previous video is ,,OPEN the dm's,, and this series is called ,,OPENING the dm's,,

[@TRASHMONGR]

it did say pilot.

[@unbentgore4144]

Waiting for this series to continue, Monday July 22, 2019

[@Seth_Hezekiah]

And way more subscribers and better video games are out now. Sooo you're gonna be waiting forever.

[@boiledbread9121]

still hasn’t happened

[@unbentgore4144]

@@boiledbread9121 not yet 🤔

[@maxurmon]

@@unbentgore4144 failed by 3 months

[@unbentgore4144]

@@maxurmon I KNOW

[@postman6553]

what do you call a fish out of water dead

[@Deachuu]

like my soul dead

[@tausifislam4971]

/r/antijokes

[@rhyno4152]

zion basto spongebob

[@bfnmo7750]

Speaking of unoriginal, did you hear about the guy who comitted suicide? It was all over the noose.

[@postman6553]

What do you mean by unorginal? _Buuuuuuuuuut_ if we're going on the punline... -I'd tie a noose too but it'd be a pain in the neck.-

[@videogamemaster22]

1:28 there goes my 0.2 seconds of fame

[@KazarothGaming]

k bye tho

[@andrewklotz4386]

K bye tho

[@Starlitsoul0359]

Oof

[@wealthforthecommoners3146]

lol imagine keeping the tag videogamemaster22 for 4 years

[@videogamemaster22]

@@wealthforthecommoners3146 If you have impossible amounts of swag you must hold onto them

[@abtinferdowsi]

Maybe you can open something else next episode 👀

[@pyr0_jack]

Abtin What exactly are you referring to, Abtin?

[@wwoowwwow7611]

A bag full of candy? Oh boy!

[@abtinferdowsi]

PyroJack 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[@tsukinoakuma]

Abtin Trading card booster packs?

[@munirjassim596]

Woah it's Abtin.

[@mechanicalmoses9387]

I like how everybody came at the end of the video when all the good stuff happens

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

" 1000 degree knife versus kid " ~ Typhlosionplays 2017

[@wiraa.wibisana7777]

Holy cow! that's a nice looking greek pillar! the plant is nice too

[@wiraa.wibisana7777]

ok nevermind

[@krisosborne5073]

I love this

[@wutsmyname101]

I love the heartwarming ending where everyone comes together to shit on alpha for his mistakes. Rest in peace plant

[@NekoNation_]

R.I.P. Alpharad's pillar he will be missed

[@markbirchall7250]

DLG Frog #Ripalphaspillar

[@Memicchu]

DLG Frog Did you just assume the pillar's gender?!?!?!!

[@destionancy_9258]

How do you know it was a he-

[@cbinfinite6515]

F

[@cabby4356]

The no pants thing is from Avatar: the last airbender.

[@jeremyabbott4537]

The no pants man is my spirit animal.

[@Starmar]

Jeremy Abbott fitting.

[@thebapple1800]

David Heredia I knew it

[@MrMockRock]

It would be absolutely impossible to write an ending better than the ending we got XD

[@exemptorphan9522]

I dont get it. Why did a dude get blocked for showing a picture of catdog to Dad? Does dad not like the show catdog?

[@Alpharad]

he requests that people send him pictures of dogs and anyone who tries to be clever around that gets blocked It's his rule

[@exemptorphan9522]

Alpharad Thank you based god for answering my question^ I love your content and i hope you have a nice day :)

[@bloodfae]

buttered up

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Slim Shaw So is Catdog, tbh

[@TheEnigmaZone]

He still has me blocked :(

[@JustaTeaLeaf]

11:07 Top 10 Most Tragic Anime Deaths

[@ttaaccooss1]

I like to imagine Alpha, Major, Dad, and others like ZeRo, Ninkendo, and Etika all live in the same apartment complex built specifically for Smash KZbinrs, (despite Etika not exactly being a Smash player), and they all have monthly tournaments in which the losers play bottom in a huge gay orgy.

[@dense4767]

Lance Skyes WTF is wrong with You!?

[@CalamariMatoi]

Lance Skyes Well,I'd have no problem if IntroSpecktive and Turvis were there.

[@ttaaccooss1]

Zeku Of course they're there, too.

[@CalamariMatoi]

Lance Skyes Great.

[@limepie3801]

Also Weegee

[@lewisbaddeley4798]

Love it when youtube recommends videos from 3 years ago, but damn alpha had that glow-up

[@Naxal710]

The ending couldn't have been more perfect.

[@CRYDOLPHY]

This was the time when Alpharad looked like a dollar tree Harry Osborn from the Amazing Spider-Man 2

[@Deachuu]

now that's the comedy i like but don't sensor things half a rad okey

[@jakck1769]

Deachuu Yeah, censor them a whole rad or none at all!

[@Deachuu]

JAKCK N. right !?!?!????

[@raviolieothedisgustingsupe4504]

deachuu i fucking love you

[@Deachuu]

A Goat thanks i love fucking you too

[@gottacatchmall]

mom

[@enviableace9987]

Lol, why was I recommended this, well this brought me back, especially with old outro music

[@samufinland5765]

That "Pants are an illusion" GIF is from Avatar the Last Airbender

[@Dimonite314]

2 years later and breaking the pillar is still one of the best physical comedy bits I've ever seen.

[@Liquifiedpizzas]

Glowing 1000 degree knife vs Alpharad's DMs

[@J__DOG]

Yo! I've been recovering from being sick recently I just found this video and I'm practically in tears from laughter! Thank you so much for the content!!! I really needed a good laugh today man.

[@zekefreed8258]

I kinda grew to like Pillar-kun during the video... way to ruin my mood Alpha..way to ruin it.

[@CCCMTTT]

The comedic timing of the ending was so perfect it could have never been planned

[@kieranbennett7453]

a long 2 is another way of saying he was taking a shit

[@chinkywinky7266]

Kieran Bennett oh

[@gewinnersieger]

“If you think no say “I”” “I think it’s pretty good”

[@baconaidens7733]

How was this 6 years ago... Modern Alpharad fans don't understand the hype

[@brendanyoon3021]

Alpharad, that's some high quality pot. Look, it's got some crack in it too

[@TheMasterMan120]

But Alpha... Did you ever play Brawl Minus?

[@dwaynerileysy9835]

No

[@gob384]

We get first glimpse of the legendary office mentioned in Friends without benefits: announcing another brief hiatus. Looks good.

[@alt0248]

A long "number 2" means a long crap.

[@Tanookitailandears]

This was very nice. Made me hoot and hollar. Thank you ;)

[@gabrielrivera352]

This is weird to come back to after Alpharad's transformation 😅

[@kikiretzorg1467]

Holy frijole, Jacob had one _hell_ of a glow-up

[@jams3456]

its 5 years old now jfc

[@keewee_5]

The one pillar that was your master piece...AND YOU DESTROYED IT

[@legiit5757]

So i guess you are number 1 white boy now. Congrats.

[@zholt7806]

Unfortunately I was too late to send you a message when this happened, but in short, I appreciate your channel because you do what you want to, even when it's risky or intimidating. Excited for the 2017 future of the channel!

[@alawi3246]

I thought major duncan was a woman for a second😂

[@CONNER_]

I though I was a woman.

[@cobravenom1316]

AA YY Transgender jokes incoming.

[@shebakayo]

I was a woman

[@notster7114]

I thought I was a left twix but then I changed by twix and now I'm I right twix, I wouldn't change it for the world, I'm happy being who I am and I'm proud of my descision, despite what people think of me. Just because I changed my twix, doesn't change who I am, no one can bring me down, my twix has changed my life and me changing my twix has changed my life for the better, my descision has changed my future and I'm very happy and very proud of the person changing to a right twix has made me today. -Thanks #notsponsored

[@jlco]

If you hold a package of two twix with the label the right way up, there's no left and right twix, only upper and lower twix. It's all a lie.

[@Lars_Hermsen]

“This is high class-“ Proceeds to break down entire house

[@MandNbros]

4:47 the swamp bender form avatar

[@MrMcstrong]

11:00 to 11:59 is the best minute i have ever spent watching someone read comments. (*whispers: on youtube*)

[@dashbee2348]

If you reverse the sound a bee makes and put it on a video of Bob Ross painting and turned the video upside down. You would get to hear the beauty of one of the best rappers in the dominican republic, Alpharad

[@NekoNation_]

Kachow!

[@dashbee2348]

Wohcak

[@Brandon-ps7lm]

The last bit made this video one of the best of the year

[@majira]

omg that nick wilde photo XD

[@ThatPancakeCat]

Hang on... Why did Majira not get any likes... *Because damn that nick wilde photo is so great*

[@fyra_cat2119]

Just gonna say, didnt expect to see Majira here of all places

[@shivertron]

*More like Thick Wilde*

[@Torkelmoment]

Time to start my rewatch of this series again

[@LaraPosting]

BABY JACOB BABY JACOB

[@docwaritsaladraws]

You need to have a piece of that broken thing in the back for the rest of this series.. is going to be a token of greatness, and you shall be proud about it.

[@AceCJay]

It's weird how alpharad doesent look like alpharad

[@sirensarecalling7632]

after I watched this video, a video called "dog vore" kept appearing in my recommended videos. Thanks alpha

[@goku_dunker_420]

ALPHA THAT PANTS THING WAS FROM AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER

[@introgreen587]

yuss! i hope this will be weekly! I mean... as long as the damage caused by there won't give Jacob any economic difficulties...

[@mallardwill]

lmao i laughed for a long 2 at that one part

[@Nate3417]

Oh god. This is one of my favourite videos from anyone in a long time. Can't wait for the next one.

[@voltage5090]

Really this is episode 2 because you did this a while back but it was supposed to be a 1 time thing

[@Alpharad]

+Voltage That was more of me testing the waters whereas this is an actual episode of a new series

[@jaredkhan8743]

Alpharad how did ur column problem work out

[@voltage5090]

+Alpharad oh ok, now i need to actually pay attention to twitter to see when i can try and slide into the dms lol

[@doomdude3034]

break more pillars

[@Patrick-mr2sz]

11:12 at this moment alpharad knew he fucked up

[@VioletteSkys]

I'm not even halfway done with the video and I'm very concerned for your audience.

[@VioletteSkys]

Rip The Greek style pillar and plant.

[@tehspoderman7491]

riperino*

[@softbunmattievods7146]

How the heck did you break the pillar AND the plant???? You’re magic Alpharad. Pure magic.

[@soltanikian]

Jacob is his Alpha's real name?!?

[@True_Ace]

KianWasHere it's his middle name

[@rockmanxv3]

Started watching your content for a long (number) 2, I think. A deuce. Relaxin' on the crapper.

[@MiZuxi]

11:08 ffs alpha XD

[@Kaikyou519]

That ending was actually the greatest thing ever

[@mx4159]

I recommend that u use a black bar instead of censoring a whole image

[@teali7084]

Bob Bobinson It was a picture of Rarity from My Little Pony giving a blow job to an anonymous human. I'm pretty sure it was a better idea to blur, than if he used a black bar, haters would have seen more than they should ever have in hate munitions at 10:19

[@mx4159]

TheLostOfUsAll -2 ik I was joking. Personally I'd much rather have the whole screen be blurred.

[@Landjrin]

TheLostOfUsAll -2 How in the hell can you even distinguish that from the blur?

[@teali7084]

LanaPixso ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@teali7084]

LanaPixso Simple; Torso/body, head, tail, and mane

[@shiina4826]

IM SO HYPED FOR THE NEW VID, TIME TO REWATCH THE WHOLE SERIES

[@Nikke-nn5mn]

haven't you done this before?

[@jyoung9051]

Nikke 2800 That's what I thought too.

[@Sparechaange88]

Nikke 2800 yes he has BUT NOW ITS A SERIES!

[@Willow_Wyllt]

No that was the pilot episode, It says it in the title.

[@equalsfortyfour7256]

+Ghostflier12 It didn't originally have pilot in the title though.

[@xamrock6123]

Well now it does. ._.

[@tenrei4678]

This is just a series I like to come back to rewatch from time to time.

[@kodra1510]

Miss these days ngl. Before he blew up like he did and didn’t try to make such high energy stuff. When it was more calm. Before he tried to be mainstream. It was so much better before.

[@bingushead3491]

I wish I could not agree

[@ipoint01]

i knew that pillar was going to break in on of these episodes, im just glad it happened in this one

[@The328th]

I like to play golf. I also like self-cannibalism.

[@MiKey-cj2fo]

This video is so great and I really like major Duncan in it

[@ayoSinFGC]

It's 2019, the end of July and we still haven't gotten a new episode

[@HalfHeartHero]

These dm videos are honestly some of the best things on KZbin

[@LoganSerge]

F i f t y W h a m m i e s

[@kiyuthakat4934]

This is the best KZbin video evermade

[@logasoba]

i feel like you didnt like making this video

[@Alpharad]

this video was so much fun

[@logasoba]

ok then. btw can you sign that empty box

[@41101james]

Do it again please, I actually enjoy these

[@flintbeetle4276]

My god Alpharad has changed so much.

[@JMJackMcNally]

was that daddy weegee at the end

[@supermachoke95]

The ending was beautiful, sorry for your loss

[@nori_with_rice]

Plant and pillar were my favorite characters until Alpharad killed them. Not the worst anime I've seen. 4.9/10

[@Ruben-sh5mj]

THANK YOU SO MUCH ALPHA

[@bellboyce2962]

I was called a furry because i have a waifu that is a beatkin.

[@Deachuu]

i was called a furry bacuse i have a birdo with hair as pfp

[@bellboyce2962]

Deachuu wtf how dose that classifie you as a furry

[@Deachuu]

Jose Torres animal with hoomans things

[@bellboyce2962]

Well my waifu is a squerrl beatkin and there is nothing wrong with that and your pfp looks pretty funny and cute

[@bellboyce2962]

***** look it up

[@gamer83294]

that ending was the best. Keep it up Alpha!

[@swooshmoney7224]

Where can I find more of the other guy that was with you alpha?

[@Alpharad]

in future videos :} He was also in Rivals of Excalibur, Melee Players Commentate Smash 4, and a few Mario Maker episodes.

[@lukedobbs8935]

Where can I find more pillars?

[@Too-Much-Caffeine]

Alpharad is he your gay lover? I think he is.

[@YvngXero]

Watching this retroactively, they look so young lmaooo

[@blizzy8207]

Press Your Luck is RNG garbage

[@blizzy8207]

the case is pretty cool tho

[@Petsinwinter2]

I was not expected to enjoy that as much as I did