Since the very first bedtime, all around the world, children have known that once their mothers and fathers tuck them in and shut off the light, (The lights turn off, making the bedroom dark) that there are monsters hiding in their closets, waiting to emerge. (The doorknob rustles, but knocking is heard from behind until a car thing slides through the crack) But that they don't know is, it's nothing personal. It's just their job. (A giant blue bear-like fashion with horns and purple spots, and a tiny green ball-shaped cyclops with arms and legs tumble into the room as the door opens. Their names are Mike Wazowski and James P. "Sulley" Sullivan) Mike: There's nobody here. Sulley: What? Mike: (Stands up) There-there's no kid, There's supposed to be a kid. Sulley: Mike? (Does the same) Mike: There's no kid to scare. Sulley: Don't panic. Mike: I'm panicking because there's a total lack of kid here! Sulley: (Silences Mike) Shhh! Let's just check the schedule. Mike: This is very embarrassing. (Picks up their clipboard from the Monster World. Mike grabs it.) Now, let me see...9:00. Sulley: 9:00. Mike: Boy's bedroom. Sulley: Boy's room. Mike: Out in "Magnolia"? Sulley: "Magnolia"? (Steals the clipboard which used to be Mike's) Give me that. (Sulley taps his clipboard with his hand now) It's "Mongolia"! Mike, does this look like Mongolia to you? Mike: Yeah...well, kind of. Sulley: Okay, you remember the 5th grade? Mike: Yeah. Sulley: When you spent all your time passing notes to Susie Boyles? Mike: Loved her. Sulley: The rest of us, (Taps the clipboard with his hand again) were studying geography! This is not Mongolia! Mike: Would-would you listen to this? Blame it on the little guy! (Walks up to the camera) How original! (Turns to Sulley frustratedly) He must've read the schedule wrong with his (Points to his eye) one eye! Sulley: Mike, come on, now. Don't take it personally. Mike: You were thinking that! You were thinking that! (Sighs) Sulley: Don't be so sensitive. Come on, buddy. (Grins) Little blinky. Mike: No, don't do that. Sulley: Who's your buddy? Who's your buddy? (Keeps repeating "C'mon" three times as Mike exists him) Mike: I'm resisting you. (Turns to Sulley) Don't make me like you. Don't...I don't wanna like you now. (After Sulley's pleads, Mike grins) Mike: All right. (Chuckles and playfully punches Sulley's body two times) Hey, (Pulls out a purple hula hoop) guess which planet I am. Huh? (Nudges the outside of the hula hoop to Sulley) Come on, look. (Holds the hula hoop on a tilt, making himself look like the planet Uranus) Guess which planet I am. Sulley: Okay. Mike: Rrrr'oohhhh.... Sulley: I'm going to go back to the break room before all the donuts are gone. (Closes the door as he exits the room) Mike: Hey, (Puts down the hula hoop and speaks to the door) don't you even get it, your big throw rug?! (A vicious dog is suddenly heard snarling and Mike turns to the camera, surprised, and chuckling) (Monster's Inc) Nice doggy. (chuckles) Nice...big doggy! Sulley? (Starts banging on the door) Sulley, open the door! Open the door! (We cut back to the bedroom as Mike bangs and pulls on the door. He even shrieks to get Sulley's attention, until his hand opens the door and snatches Mike) NOOOOOOOW! Aah! (Sulley's hand pulls Mike apart and locks the door.) Coming Soon Only To Theaters