Opie and Anthony Presents: Chip Chipperson

0:00:01-Andrew Dice Clay meets Chip
0:05:22-Go to Break Chippa
0:16:58-Chip Is a Liar!
0:18:52-Angry Chip
0:23:58-Chip is on WorldStarHipHop
0:34:27-Sam vs. Angry Chip
0:42:26-Lil' Chippy D
0:48:56-Chip is Awful
1:01:00-Sick Fuckin' Puppies
1:06:38-1920's Chip
1:08:45-Chip DeNiro
1:10:05-"Pecka"
1:11:20-Almond Shaker
1:18:00-April Fools Chippa
1:25:37-Asian Chip
1:26:39-Chip Meets Eddie Vedder (Jay Mohr)
1:35:55-Chip Calls Verizon
1:44:59-Chip Calls Nicole (from the morning mashup)
1:46:38-Dr. Chipperson
1:51:42-@chipchipperson
1:55:48-Chip wants a Tv Show
2:00:58-Chip Tells You How To Fight a Pregnant Woman
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[@johngriff914]

Nothing made me happier than to see Chip get a viral video before Opie.

[@russellm2555]

Wats that AIDS porn or sumpthin

[@heySTUPIDass]

Dang, so it was all downhill from there...

[@LaChartre]

you need to get out more

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Every time I hear Opie utter "and shit/and crap" at the end of a sentence in that 'too cool for the room' tone of voice, I think of Chip's tendency to use "and shiznit" & it makes me smile.

[@BudsCartoon]

Listening to Opie say he worked for the mafia might be the douchiest thing he’s ever said in the history of this show.

[@donmooney21]

The second he was questioned, his improv skills turned to gold. What a moron

[@sjanderson141]

On

[@bidensreallysleepy4129]

Right hes even more of an ass for thinking people are retarded enough to believe him lol

[@bartholomeus1941]

It is ... it really is.

[@BudsCartoon]

@Paralysis by Analysis Not true, the mob now loves exposure since they are a bunch of rats and reality show publicity whores tryna be the next John Gotti, who was also a trash mob boss. They're all scumbags and scammers fighting over chump change nowadays. They don't track people down anymore, seriously, they're nobodies now. Just LARPers and they're not even good at crime always getting busted and ratting. I used to work for Frank Cirillo, selling literally tons of illegal fireworks in the 90s, I'm not scared to say it.

[@Randomhero651]

I almost fell out of my chair with laughter the first time I heard go to break Chippa.

[@Billy_Carter]

The "Go-to-break" Chip is great

[@TurkFebruary88]

Go to break chippah with the in studio reaction is the realest

[@doesntmatterwhatyousay1928]

“Take us out cocksuckaaaa”

[@BishopAP]

I react to Opie's reading the way we're all meant to react to Chip. "Ugh, no, that's not...sigh...."

[@fjfjfjjdjdjdjj]

Holy shit Opie's reading of WorldStar comments was the worst.

[@matthewhardman4437]

I have been screaming this same thing at the phone. goddamn opie sucks

[@Skivsamlaren]

And reading apart, the comments he chose to read were far from funny. But maybe it's all in the delivery.

[@jennpenn5]

+Skivsamlaren He sucks. He read a few of them twice, then gave Sam shit for doing the same thing.

[@TheGoonSquadd]

Can I get a time stamp buddy lol

[@christopherkinsella3912]

He couldn’t pick a longer comment to read as a run on sentence. He has no comedic sense whatsoever

[@girlwithgreenhairpfp]

"Where's that boy's chin? Niggah just got a mouth and neck." Greatest comment on chip ever.

[@kongfeet81]

So Chip is basically a funny version of Opie?

[@Madmetalmaniac42069]

I love it when Sam and Chip argue

[@good_drugs_are_bad]

GTAfan421 Sam is a no talent douchebag

[@Robb1977]

its literally a brick wall and an unstoppable force. Sams "corporate" attitude takes over and the two just have the most consistent energy argument.

[@SKa-tt9nm]

@@Robb1977 figuratively

[@Robb1977]

@@SKa-tt9nm oh literal sk!

[@SKa-tt9nm]

@@Robb1977 😂😂😂

[@jgmiller804]

Opie turned into Chip in the World Star part

[@blovsi]

@Savage Cabbage Chip is Opie 🤣🤣

[@christopherkinsella3912]

The only way he interrupted the story to talk about how he didn’t get sick is fucking mind blowing. He’s incapable of just shutting the fuck up and letting ANYBODY else speak, even when it’s something he asked them to talk about. An attention starved BORE is the worst.

[@rosesongoku6980]

Chip is actually funny, in my opinion, especially during the moments where he pretends to worship the Opster. “I LEARNED FROM THE MASTAH!”

[@matthewbutt2340]

Also... In case you didn't hear. Uncle Paul is Anthony. You know, cuz he likes young girls. TSS..tsss

[@ronaldcatullus]

FO REEAL!

[@dustincharleslittle]

dude, thank you for compiling this video for humanity.

[@ypioca07]

The first clip is to me, the perfect Chippah example. Everybody in the room is ready and excited to hear him, and he still brings the show to a screeching halt with one fucking line.

[@ScudX]

lmao one of my favorite elements of this wonderful video is how obviously envious opie is of Jimmy's effortlessly achieved viral videos, he can't stop salivating jealously over the worldstarhiphop numbers while repeating them over and over rofl

[@Mike-cd7bj]

The hardest I’ve laughed at O&A is when Chip gave the “HE HAD A BAD RIVER CARD” line. Completely just ruined the bit 😂😂

[@prestonbrooks7418]

That was almost pre-chip. I think that was just Jim.

[@zacharykaiser5910]

It sounded more Ted Scheckler-y

[@Kras3169]

hahaha, my favorite is from 1:07:00 - 1:08:45. Anthony doing the 1920's voice, and then Chip chimes in and just drops a fucking gem!

[@TUNA_FOOL_]

Kras3169 Her name's Mildred, she's quite a dish!

[@l0ufromdaBX]

DA DADDA DA DAT DAT!!!!!

[@ThePigeonmilk]

Opie is the E-brake of comedy.

[@dmc3079]

Dat don't make no sense.... E-Rock ain't Opie...

[@sedatedjeff00]

As much as sam annoys me he knows exactly how to handle chip and it's consistently hysterical.

[@SKa-tt9nm]

It’s his lone positive

[@randommanwill802]

47:20 "Give'em a taste... I gave the kid a little taste." I fucking hate Opie's line of "a little taste, just a little taste..."

[@Gobbersmack]

You hate it? Cause *I'M ALL IN. I'M FUCKIN' ALL IN ON THIS.*

[@apacifistmachinegunner669]

“It was just a joke it was just a little joke.”

[@HibiscusDonkey]

@@Gobbersmack “Now I’m in, now I gotta jump in.”

[@christopherosborne1957]

Tss tss all dese Chips, what is it a bag of chips or sumthin'

[@MasterEm243]

What's that?

[@COLNELIUS]

Fuckin' home run Chipperson! Go to break, Erock!

[@jibberjabber098]

Müsta Klaki Hehe, doublegunsssssss

[@boosh90]

Müsta Klaki go to break fat man

[@boosh90]

double urinal cakes bitch

[@Elusive_Pete]

This is the Chip Chipperson I adore. Not the podacast (meta) version.

[@karldammann]

Opie does chip and doesn't even know it. "I'm good at looking at stuff." tss tss

[@ShadowRulah]

Usually love opie but listening to him read comments was maddeningly uncomfortable

[@yourdashingheroidol7909]

.....I worked for da' mob or sumthin'.....I did tings..tssk tsk.......I do the thing w/the wine, the wafer.Kid's hungry, gave it to him too....Fuuck yeah. I went to confession like, ..yestaday or sumthin'!

[@johnnycash187]

I'm listening to the beginning of the clip and I just realized why I'm enjoying it so much. NO OPIE.

[@juliusaftermath4646]

+Johnny Cash Whats funny is that the hack bit that everyone in the first clip is trashing whats thought up by Opie. So because of Opie not being there, the hackery thought up by him was spun into gold, atleast when comparing it to a clip where Opie is there. That's how awful he is...

[@ryanbates362]

+Julius Aftermath That's deep man.

[@nateq1979]

+Julius Aftermath stop talkin out your ass. you have no clue what opie comes up with.. you listen to what everyone else hears

[@johnnycash187]

nate q No, that's true that Opie wanted to do this bit. If you listen to the full version, Ant asks who thought up this "outrageous" bit and then they come to find out it was Opie.

[@Birdy890]

I think it also had something to do with Quinn and Vos on at the same time.

[@choongification]

39:27 i think thats jimmy forgetting he's chip for a second and re-chipperising the voice loool

[@co2metal]

This oat eater's mouth. Lmao

[@RaviDewitt]

Can someone please make a part 2. I can never get enough of Chip.

[@_FBI_69_]

Opie : I legit worked for the mafia... Chip : When? Opie : I don’t wanna say. *Literally every Mexican I went to junior high with*

[@jags333]

Aka he was a bag boy at a golf club and caddied for someone affiliated once

[@tom_shredz]

@@jags333 caddied for an Italian once lmao no affiliation

[@jags333]

@@tom_shredz oh yah thats the one 🤣🤣🤣

[@williamrisbridger60]

I want you to know that I have a secret but I don’t want you to know the secret.

[@bobobandy9382]

47:45 Prime Greggshells. "That was the joke, stupid." "Yeah, but I didn't know." No shit.

[@ruthlesscpt]

FOOOOCK YEEAAAA!

[@anadryantontine]

Go to break, Chippah.

[@kevzeman]

Go ta break chippah STINKS

[@majinboot8775]

Go to break Chippah _rules!_

[@lumpheadthump]

whoever drew that Chip cartoon.....genius.....

[@DylanReynoldsMusic]

looks like a grey alian or sumpthin.... worst abduction evah

[@lumpheadthump]

Dylan Reynolds Tsss

[@williambonnie-do7yz]

If Anthony was there when Jim is doing "Lil chippy D," it would've been EPIC.

[@TheMrBman956]

I fucking died laughing when Chip said he made 50% commission on 10 Lamborghinis a week.

[@zacharykaiser5910]

44:43 “I’m not supposed to laugh at Chip,” You know Mrs. Opie told him “just don’t laugh at him and ignore him and he’ll stop” and Gregg said that in an attempt to get someone to ask why he’s not supposed to laugh and he’d go “ahh...I can’t say.”

[@duffman2112]

Leave it alone......

[@bobobandy9382]

I don't know that at all. You're writing a weird fanfic here.

[@MrEvanNoyes]

@@bobobandy9382 Fuck off BoBandy

[@comradesentournjr3696]

@@bobobandy9382 lmao opie and anthony fanfic

[@l0ufromdaBX]

LEAVE IT ALONE!

[@Summerdontknowme]

I love the uncomfortable silence every time Chip delivers a line 😂

[@BubbaMcCheese]

Angry Chip vs Sam is one of my favorite bits ever.

[@MrToaster2112]

30:00 "where's that boy's chin? Nigga just got a mouth and neck."

[@MrGOW3fan]

Chip, Paul, and Ted. The holy trinity of comedy

[@jasoncullity1363]

"Home run Chipper, burn Chippy burn". Too funny

[@doomstadt2371]

The "wait, wait, wait, no no no, wait" is the most uncomfortable thing ever!

[@InstantReplay]

The Chip vs Sam bit is my favourite of all chips.

[@joemann9158]

Joe Cumia one of the funniest bits I've ever heard.. I listen 2 that weekly fawking hillarryious

[@chrissantos5580]

Even better then fish and chips tsss

[@benjisellsword3058]

If Opie is such a genius show director why does he do the wrong thing every time chip enters?

[@romannomad4332]

All 113 thumbs down are for Opie

[@TriStar44]

I can't believe how hard this is making me laugh.

[@frawdulent]

The Chip drawing in the thumbnail is perfect 😂😂😂

[@jrrd4069]

“Chip has no chin, just a mouth and neck” lmfao

[@obdmpod]

I've listened to this 5 times already

[@sara107610]

Yes me too

[@gokulnaidu122]

The verizon call - the way that lady reacted is exactly why the chipper was created. That "ugh" feeling she had was just the best. Golden.

[@julianrokl5807]

Fuckin' homerun, Chipperson.

[@turboash78]

I fucking LOVE the almond shake.

[@shutthefupdonny]

I want to see a TV show with Chip, Anthony Dice Clay, and Jay Mohr's Colin Quinn starring in it.

[@noahwing4489]

shutthefupdonny anthony dice clay

[@justcallmewhat]

this

[@CuriousFrog]

mars, why isn't he circling the sun... haha chip

[@garrettmiller64]

jimmy and anthony show needs to happen

[@hmmrage]

jesus. when chippah says "what the fuck?" at the end of the conversation with the verizon chick. HOME RUN CHIPPAH

[@tesla_3_performance]

Just watched the Worldstar clip again, and Chip's face after the joke is hillarious

[@mpixel2058]

"I worked for the mafia. Yeah, everybody knows that." lol the opster, cool guy here

[@vikingblood6781]

"Poor Chip",..."Yeah pour Chip a drink"!

[@realrobrose]

The Chip/Sam fight is the greatest Chip moment ever. I can listen to it 30 more times.

[@gaylordmcgillicuddy8745]

1:26:12 Nothing funnier than Asian Chip.

[@rooftop.voter542]

fucking kills me every time

[@MrEdlawrence]

I died at work right now LMFAO

[@FlashVirus]

waywolf

[@TheJimmyplant]

Xm Flash lol fuckin vos is the best

[@vikingblood6781]

Opie reading those comments from world star gave me douche chills like never before.

[@hilltopslim6146]

Shocker, Opie doesn't know when laughs are fake or real

[@metalmayhem3622]

Uh oh, Chip's in town!

[@toastedravis8377]

Lmao god dammit Asian Chip is the best thing ever I wish he did it more

[@transformersloverjon]

Jimmy is such a sweet little boy.

[@AndySalinger33]

He sure is.

[@keberTxelArM]

I love how mad opie got when they where ignoring his unfunny ass while they read the world star hip hop comments

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Go fuckin' punch a lady or sumptin'

[@MrMotoflou]

FUCK YEAH.

[@hilltopslim6146]

There's nothing I want to do more than go on a road trip with Chippah

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

That Chip image (drawing or painting or whatever it is) is amazing. Thank you, Carlos Contreras. That is incredibly good and extremely funny.

[@SkilesHasFun]

I love Go-To-Break Chippah.

[@yeahrightEll]

chip chipperson is funnier then jim norton

[@jbo4547]

Than*

[@hesh8367]

Pork Fist I agree to a point. I think Norton’s stand up is fine. It has it’s highs and lows. However, in studio his true talent shines through and he’s brilliant. I’ve always thought Patrice was similar in that aspect. His stand up was pretty decent, but put him in a room and let him riff, and he’s second to none. Patrice on that show was absolute gold every time. Truly fantastic radio.

[@mauropedrosa7317]

@@hesh8367 agreed!

[@levendus]

Thanks for indexing this.

[@MichaelDeeznuts21]

No problem!

[@levendus]

Michael DeMelo how do you do that? I just keep finding links on indexing for google search.

[@odeed]

I LOVE THE ALMOND SHAKE!

[@chipchipperson8866]

Whats Mond and why do you want all of it? Tiss

[@odeed]

Who's Al Mond or sumthin' Tssss!

[@CokeDrkrNotSnrtr]

Almond shake? Why not just somemond shake or sumthin

[@GabeAthouse]

Almond shake? Why is Al Mond shakin' so much? He got parkinsons or sumthin? tsss

[@sedatedjeff00]

GabeAthouse parkinsons? wuts he just parkin his sons in the garage er sumthin? tss

[@snappy452]

This video is indecent. I want it removed from youtube. AHPRIL FAOULS!!!

[@youngieyoung]

Apple fells....

[@joemann9158]

Oh Edgar

[@micahsides]

Double gunzz tss tss

[@roronewy1909]

I agree....this video is of lower stock

[@JR-lv9nb]

Tsk tsk . What are you a snapping turtle or sumthin ?

[@ElevenDollarCheese]

every time she farts, a bunch of long hairs blow all over the place. the best line ever spoken.

[@DylanReynoldsMusic]

I just drooled on myself, doing Asian Chip... it was like Niagra falls relocated to my mouth or sumpthin tss tssss

[@chrissz7592]

SIRIUS PLZ BRING BACK ANTHONY SO THAT THE SHOW CAN BE FUNNY AGAIN

[@sedatedjeff00]

Chris Sz should do a search of "the anthony cumia show walking on greggshells" if you haven't seen it already. Unfortunately it appears as though the likely hood of an o&a reunion is further away than ever. However the ron and anthony show is something that may very well happen in the future which would be fuckin awesome.

[@BrooklynPerson30000]

Chris Sz i don't know man, the show was stinking pretty bad that last year and a half before the firing. i loved ant to death but he quickly turned into an elitist delusional pain in the ass

[@1manorgy]

Sirius is a pieca gabage. Better he do his thing unrestricted.

[@Donoftheded]

As of 3/1/18 Anthony isn't allowed in the Siriusxm building

[@jbo4547]

Don Reuter they are so threatened by him it's ridiculous, they don't realise if they had him on so many people would tune in. Fuck em

[@brentulstad3275]

Who knew that Chip's almond shaking would be a precursor for years to come when a certain Bell ringing underrated comedian would begin to get the recognition he deserves.

[@indo42O]

@39:17 Chip burns Sam BAD

[@michaelmitchell4992]

Chip on World Star was great. That is the best Opie impression ever. He just shut down the whole conversation

[@benjisellsword3058]

why must Opie put so much spin on his worldstar comment reading

[@verymooner]

Hey Angela...have you watched the new Chip Podacasts?

[@maryannebrule-salahari4784]

because he doesn't get the joke so he thinks he has to make it funny

[@Morgensteinnn]

Oh god, when he calls nicole at 1:44:59 one of the funniest things ever

[@drewinsur7321]

Lmao thanks for the timestamp

[@ryanthompson4113]

i need to listen to Dice meeting Chip at least once a week.

[@sara107610]

YES

[@Summerdontknowme]

That fucking drawing is hilarious.

[@Longdogz]

I must have played this about a dozen times I love chipper

[@notmyname1289]

I love the Chip DeNiro bit, fucking excellent!

[@andrewm9620]

Lol. This compilation and the Ted Sheckler one both finish with fighting pregnant women

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

49:19 best part of the whole compilation

[@big6700]

Chip did opies only job and opie is pissed lol

[@followingtheroe1952]

"I feel like a wearwolve-uhhtsss" has to be my favourite part here 4:56

[@RickDrift]

Chip at an insult restaurant would be a phenomenal video.

[@mattyboyanderson]

1:10:23 The immortal "Peckas" monologue

[@BKMongo7]

The best ever

[@BobDylan1201]

Opie's not even funny when he reads other people's jokes.

[@tonytomei1175]

Christian fwwuuck yeah homerun sockcucka. Tss tss

[@alcod6585]

silantbill word on the street is he’s been doing it since he’s 18

[@lylechipperson3407]

TAKE US OUT PIGGY BOY!

[@chippysmittens7788]

Where is that clip?

[@lylechipperson3407]

@@chippysmittens7788 search for 'go to break chippa' on youtube

[@chippysmittens7788]

Oh I was thinking about the one where Jim says “take us out erock, ya pig”

[@TheHeroicDoses]

angry chip is amazing. crying laughing right now

[@boosh90]

one of the great american storytellers of all time so, so true

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

The Schweppe's Sparkling Water is right up there with the raw potatoes, sardines, and buttermilk as far as I'm concerned.

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Chip's Verizon call though. Jesusssssss. Hahaha

[@houselannisterleo4348]

I remeber vividly having to pull over on the side of the road because I was laughing so hard at Chip Deniro. The breathing absolutely killed me lol

[@Matt77125]

Opie is the real Chip

[@matthewgriffin7857]

Don't insult Lyle like that

[@TheRealGunfish]

Opie trying to read the world star hip hop comments makes me cringe everytime.

[@tylerd80495]

I hate to be that guy that hates on Opie, but that was really awful. He'd pick really long comments too for extra uncomfort.

[@TheRealGunfish]

+Morbicies I know.. Opie gets a lot of shit online and he's good at his job but when he tried to join in, it's always forced and awkward, he should just run the show and let the funny people do their thing.

[@tylerd80495]

TheRealGunfish I usually defend Opie cause he gets a lot of irrational hate. But it's hard for him to run with it when he just isn't as funny like the other guys. It's not his fault, but he's just not. So some times the funny people completely take over the show and he can't find his spot to jump in.

[@tylerd80495]

I'm sure it shouldn't be hard for him though to just sit back every now and them and let them lead the show considering it's his show and he's been running it for years.

[@jennpenn5]

+Morbicies Its not that he is not as funny, it's that he is not funny at all. He can't even recognize humor, which is why he is constantly stepping on it.