Opie and Anthony: Weird News Stories Compilation XXIII

[@stephenholmgren405]

Ant doesn't see color, only behavior. I could listen to 10 hours of him being right about the color

[@Kevinb1821]

Opie making fun of Sam saying oh look out we got competition. Yeah Opie ? Who has your job now

[@jerbear5033]

The John montone voice “hairlessness indeed, I’m felon John montone”

[@SofaKingWashed]

Opie's idiocy knows no bounds.

[@MrRoundwound]

WHITEowlMASSACRE he really is a talentless dolt. How did this guy succeed in anything?

[@JK-fv1me]

@@MrRoundwound Dont know, i still cant understand how he had a job for all those years. He i worthless and contributes nothing to the show, literally all he does is say ''alright were gonna take a break'' or ''lets take a caller''

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

HA HA HOLY SHIT

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

@@JK-fv1me HA HA HOLY SHIT

[@borrisg4972]

@@JK-fv1me The best I've ever seen him (in a consistent sense at least) is the hacky Real Rock TV era O&A. For what that era was, he was good in it. He obviously was having fun and loved the job. Contrast that with O&J, even the last few years of O&A, but especially O&J. At first I thought I heard enough O&A to dislike Opie and get why others do, then I decided it was only the 'buildup to the end' version of Op I dislike-- that it was eventually hearing RRTV that made me decide this. THEN it dawned one that my O&A knowledge was all ass-backwards. My actual listening to the show was totally out of order, therefore my understanding of the situation would be totally mixed up. When I try to understand what I know in actual chronological order, it makes alot of fucking sense that lifelong fans would be disgusted with how things played out with Opie. It isn't anywhere near as simple as 'he was better during xxx' or 'he had his moments' or 'he was never meant to be funny, just an on air PD'. Some people are disapointed in how he turned out as a person, not because 'he fuckin stinks' but because they followed and loved the show and its hosts since day 1

[@Glowsticks1000]

You really are spoiling us with this one

[@tyronebibbins7957]

You've been on fire lately! You find the best excerpts and you make the best compilations. Bravo Richard!

[@tyronebibbins7957]

Great! I can even take an insult from a middle schooler and stay positive!

[@kafeenrush7045]

Greg's cackle is infuriating. He was such an emotion vampire.

[@ThePigeonmilk]

That Border Patrol Game would be a hit this year.

[@braidenbianco]

Would be top charts

[@Jay-fx4tx]

We have millions of land mines in storage we will NEVER use. THAT could be a deterent . About a mile wide between border walls.

[@mileslong3904]

They have border patrol making sandwiches for these invaders (brought here by pissrael, btw).

[@borrisg4972]

"She went home with a baby and no way to hold it" Holy fuck Opie, that was dark! XD

[@mikecappadocia5959]

"Wearing a padlock makes us feel secure" What are you, a door?

[@_..-.._..-.._]

The problem with harsh punishments for pdf files is that more kids won’t be found. Louis CK has a bit about it. If the punishment for disappearing a kid isn’t much worse than the punishment for messing with them, the creeps will just make sure they are gone. It’s a tough thing to control. Gotta prevent it.

[@kevinaye3355]

Wife Tried to Kill Husband By Putting Wasps In His Car - I love hearing stories like this. Really swarms the heart. bwaahahhaahaha

[@zer0_d0wn45]

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[@rangeelashah9931]

Hey mister! mind your own bees wax

[@josephiles5793]

That joke stung

[@larkinh1]

Maybe they were empty nesters.

[@alexclarence4027]

Tsk tsk yeah he was trying to get a buzz or something ya know

[@ghostoftheblueteletubby7790]

That hospital turned his wife into a fleshlight

[@Wutaskier]

That’s a really, really mean thing to say

[@ghostoftheblueteletubby7790]

@@Wutaskier But.. was I wrong?

[@Wutaskier]

@@ghostoftheblueteletubby7790 yes. I understand the attempt at humour. Butt you’re very wrong

[@brandonmoore7506]

​@Wutaskier that's an odd reaction. His joke was right in line with anything they've said on O&A. They've made fun of everything on this show. Do you get offended by O&A clips pretty frequently? It just seems strange that you'd deliberately watch something that upsets you.

[@Wutaskier]

@@brandonmoore7506 you obviously don’t get it

[@MrSockMonkey80]

I love you Mr. Hatred

[@NAHM1AS]

Look forward to listening to all of these, great job

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

These are my favorite!

[@SighTology]

Opie at around 37 min mark: “Im-potent”. Not “im-po-tent” but “im-potent”.

[@01koldshok]

ok

[@borrisg4972]

TV: "Get Flexihard, the pill for bald impotent men-- (WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE LOSS OF SCALP AND PENIS)" Homer: "Well, I AM bald and im-potent"

[@William2Firearms]

go’on now

[@jimmyrustler8983]

I always look forward to these being uploaded!

[@Michele1ELL]

Jimmy Rustler me too 👌👌

[@_..-.._..-.._]

_”Does anyone remember laughter?!?”_ is one of my favorite drops. It’s perfect. Weird that Robert Plant would say that randomly live in concert.

[@Archimedes211]

It’s said after the line, “And the voices will echo with laughter”, from The Song Remains The Same concert.

[@liquidmang]

I nearly crashed my bike when I finally heard the song after hearing the drop for years🤣

[@jmurdadasteppa]

WEIRD NE-EWS! These vids are PFG!

[@tedsheckler6648]

🎶Some are odd and some deranged stories that are very strange.......WEIRD NEWS!!!!! 🎶

[@Robb1977]

@@tedsheckler6648 this whole time I thought the song was even worse "some are odd and some are strange..." I thought it was strange twice but your version is better.

[@qxpxqx]

That poor sad gal shot herself on-air during a live broadcast. WOW.

[@AOTS123]

Only see it on black and white

[@larkinh1]

The photo is from a movie though, not the real woman who did it.

[@zgSH4DOW]

I wonder how many lies she told on TV before she had the integrity to punch out

[@bricecate]

I hate the way Opie says "tie to time", not "time to time". he does it all the time and it hurts every time

[@baneh1329]

Its like he gets worse every time, with his bringing up the same god damn things over and over, and stepping over peoples jokes, and trying to push stupid unfunny bits

[@dwarfbunni]

I'm just glad Florida man was at least in a car in the parking lot.

[@stustu9717]

Wish this was a Nopie

[@radiusone216]

I wish the entire run of the show was a Nopie

[@larkinh1]

Let’s go to Chris in the CIT-AYYY.

[@dorpth]

Skip the peanut butter factory one. Trust me. It's 90% of Opie's "I'm tellin ya!"s and him going to useless callers who just keep restating what was already said.

[@HansDester]

That's not his fault that the callers are stupid. They called out so many callers that state a reason for calling and then say something completely different than that. If you go by your logic they would never ever go to phone calls, like Anthony.

[@larkinh1]

@@HansDesteryeah, Anthony was right.

[@Huckabuck]

COOOME OOONN IT'S A GOOD BIITT *ahem* sorry, listening to Opie can cause seizures

[@Hollywood14895]

They always kicked Sterns ass! Patrice was awesome RIP legend!

[@TheLowest]

Jim norton alone makes them better than howard stern. Patrice made it a different league

[@charlest5604]

I grew up a Howie fan and found O&A 3 years ago on KZbin. I wish I could go back and spit in my own face because O&A is way better.

[@simonjonesnz]

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[@simonjonesnz]

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[@simonjonesnz]

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[@jonathancarpenter399]

01:06:00 Oh wow..heres some origins of the Ralphie debacle.

[@ryanbates362]

He was just awful.

[@bushrooster]

Fuck Ralphie. Yeah hes dead big deal.

[@ElGordo2497]

Horrible guest. Horrible comedian. Horrible portion control. Rip Ralphie.

[@radiusone216]

@@ryanbates362 I done studied The Bible and it says a man goes to hell, I calls it Hades, for being a glutton. Well, I reckon it's best to send those types of folks straight back to the good Lord, let him deal with those fat messes sos us normal folk don't have to watch them shovel all them French fries potatoes into their mouth hhmm hhmm. Poor fat fella couldn't even be funny even though he was the size to be jolly.

[@charlest5604]

@@radiusone216 You call it Hades? Wow, you're so cool. Only a real edgy, cool guy like you could come up with an idea like combining Greek mythology and Christianity. Teach us all how to be as amazing and edgy as you

[@flcl64]

In the midget suing prison bit, is it just me or is ralphie may like imitating Patrice?

[@danieltaylor7152]

@dfss csss God damn that's cold

[@MJAce85]

Yeah, except Patrice was funny.

[@Banks4004]

having kids can cost you an arm and a leg

[@koilamaoh4238]

about $300k 0-18yr old in merica if you don't leech off the system. Add in extra $1mill if he/she don't become criminal as well.

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Fuckin' beat me to it 😂

[@trailsdetails4061]

Some are odd and some deranged, stories that are very strange...WEIRD NEWS!

[@jonathanlinderer7271]

Thanks Rich!

[@ooyama8136]

SOME ARE ODD AND SOME DERANGED STORIES THAT ARE VERY STRANGE

[@Banks4004]

unusual news

[@Skibidinoodlez]

Weird news!

[@EarthdogGFX]

thanx for all the news compliations ... can you make a compilation of all the times they played News Reporters fighting ? TY

[@slyjokerg]

Opie: "He went in with the middle name George." LOL. Opie made a funny.

[@jakelop1252]

1:28:00 Guy's name is Keith Robinson.. no jokes?

[@jessemedina4482]

Did you hear the voice?? That really WAS Keith Robinson! How didn’t Jimmy say anything??

[@cinemacynic980]

How do you not atleast get a Free Throw in a 100-0 Defeat? That Coach should have been given an Award for Coaching his Team to Never Foul in a 100 Point Lead.

[@JimcyTide]

"a chastity belt is required for every masseuse" Opie: "man it must suck getting a massage while wearing a chastity belt..." he's been doing radioooo since he was 18 but doesn't listen half the time and is horrible at reading and speaking. "wait...who's wearing the padlock?" the masseuses! they said it in the beginning of the goddam clip!

[@HansDester]

The laugh Opie gives when they are doing the story of the Floormat Mother made me laugh even harder. It's terrible, I feel bad for the woman but I couldn't stop laughing

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

I see jay walkers walk into traffic staring down at their phone all the time. Darwinism in progress.

[@skepticalemily4065]

How did they put up with Nopie for so long?

[@HansDester]

By not listening to him just like you should do. If you don't like what you hear, turn the dial. Super simple.

[@wasnt_it]

fawk yeah!! sum are strange or whatever, I don't know...

[@quall7437]

Al Raw Anthony has had it with Ralphie during that midget story. They all are trying to put him on the "pay no mind list"

[@tedsheckler6648]

Good one chip.

[@TurkFebruary88]

That was PFG there chippah!

[@calebchard]

the 911 operator in the 1st story sounded susspicously like Ron Bennington,should i call shenanigans?

[@jaydell4039]

The priest was found dead in the ocean three months later after floating away 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@stevefromyellowstone7911]

Best way to end this with a Patrice segment

[@phendformyself]

FYI, the image of the woman with the revolver is Rebecca Hall portraying Christine Chubbuck, the news reporter who committed suicide on live television.

[@esotericksoul7156]

Bro i just went and read her story....Holy shit dude that's depressing R.I.P Christine Chubbuck

[@TomAZ1984]

Esoterick Soul Same here dude. Can you believe that in those days a woman, no matter how accomplished in her career, knew that if she was still single at 30 that might as well just kill herself? So depressing that things aren’t like that any more.

[@esotericksoul7156]

@@TomAZ1984 if you were going for humor there, it doesn't read well fyi. But yea sure laughable all the same

[@TomAZ1984]

Esoterick Soul didn’t mean to insult the memory of your imaginary dead girlfriend lol

[@esotericksoul7156]

@@TomAZ1984 😐bro i don't give a fuck

[@Ironclad17]

Floridaman strikes again.

[@TheDude-qw6vi]

Some are odd and some deranged, stories that are very strange. WEIRD NEWS!!

[@vybezD]

looks like i have another 22 videos to watch.

[@paperbagtaco]

2:10:45 Jimmy thinks the best alternative to milk is having someone squat over your cereal bowl and take a food poisoning induced diarrhea shit.

[@tedsheckler6648]

2:55:55 only 6 R's per frrrrrrunkis by the company! 😂😂😂 FRRRRRRUNKIS!!!!!!!!!

[@oli3437]

R.I.P. Tom Metzger 🙏❤️

[@coltino99]

The shame on you song they play. It sounds like a jingle

[@peighnesshonourchign9164]

It's from a fox news segment

[@carlm2590]

1:28.20 I was howling!

[@BudsCartoon]

27:00 - A box of autographed Castro cigars is up there on the memorabilia list. I have a Tony Accardo autograph on the back of a Marshal Field's sweepstakes entry form from 1983. The longest reigning mob boss in or country's history. I've never seen another autograph from him, maybe a tax form or a check could be produced, but I still haven't seen any, but I don't consider those autographs anyhow, they're signatures.

[@sadbunny3479]

Something is wrong in maternity wards.....my friend also caught the flesh eating disease after having her baby. Except hers was in her stomach in the the place where the cesarean was done.

[@cinemacynic980]

This was missing Uncle Paul.

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

Hospitals are so expensive. Having a baby in one will cost you an arm in a leg.

[@dorpth]

8 years later, how did Bobby's "I will be sexy again" plan turn out?

[@jaydell4039]

dorpth turned out terrible and he’s even fatter now

[@liquidmang]

He dresses and looks like The Thing from the Fantastic 4 movies

[@illadelph3849]

They have made the same blow up doll singing opera joke for their whole careers

[@larkinh1]

Aaannndd still funny to this day.

[@Leafer55]

The Weed Fairy! I always knew he existed.

[@mrkhris1]

Ant used to be a beast!

[@harrybobarry]

Period juice!

[@jimbomorrison7133]

Miss the O&A with Jimmy days.

[@jefflabbecomedy]

1:46:10 Did they just compare the plight of black people to the plight of geese? That's so specific and ridiculous, I'm rolling

[@fancyrat86]

I love you

[@hakumeng316]

Peta doesn't like bugs because they can't bang them

[@jackdulouaz7489]

Sounds like Purple Aki on the second story.

[@damian3127]

is that scorch in the studio with them?

[@naturenutz1351]

how do you get this audio?

[@Gloth_Sang]

If anybody knows where to find the actual wasabi/sushi news clip, please post it

[@William2Firearms]

go’on now

[@mauvelauritzen]

ur a beautiful soul mistah..tss

[@MartKencuda]

1980?!?!?!?

[@williampoole1742]

"DO DA BIT!"

[@SighTology]

“IM-potent” Twice.

[@DeadbeatGodfather]

One of the only things I disagree with Anthony with. The rock n roll hall of fame is great, even if you’re not a rock fan. They got somethin for everyone

[@chrissmith3668]

I think it just needs to be changed to the music hall of fame. Rock and Roll is one genre

[@The_ScapeGoat]

If you're an uncreative person who's afraid of music, then I can see why you would enjoy being spoon fed by elitists.

[@wes788411]

What is the picture from?

[@billplunske5573]

The movie"Christine"(not the Steven King movie)

[@FangXL]

TEDS INCRIMINATING OUT OF CONTEXT SOUND CLIP EMPORIUM 2:30:04

[@dorpth]

I SOLD DIGITAL SOUND CLIPS BY THE POUND! WE WENT BANKRUPT IN TWO AND THREE-QUARTERS DAYS!

[@deebugdabear15]

Probably nobody will give a damn, but the woman who became an amputee after giving birth. A kind of similar thing happened to my brothers dad, not my step dad btw, let's call him Dave. Some dude on a bike was running from the cops and T boned Dave in the pursuit. Smashed directly into the drivers door, Dave was driving. Dave was expected to make a full recovery but later died from some flesh eating virus or disease, my brother had to sue the hospital just to get the results. I believe it happened around the same time as the story was aired on O&A, but idk when it actually aired. I think that's what happened. I'm drunk, and this happened a long while ago

[@cinemacynic980]

Punishing a team for being good should make those players leave the State and never play for any colleges in that State, take away all of their Government money for Sports programs at their Colleges, and bankrupt them all. States get as much money from their College Sports teams as they do from any other industry.

[@clydefrog5609]

Opie is the biggest hack

[@Brotheroppi]

Why is Opie still alive? Anyone else counting down the days?

[@Unbleachd]

Thanks for the toxic poop ads

[@zer0_d0wn45]

i think i know that cookie

[@koilamaoh4238]

Shit why did I have this on 720p... Audio only requires 144p...

[@BellionaireStudios]

The Lawer Judy Himan

[@slainemccool2875]

Opie can’t read

[@mrdrprof99]

What is that thumbnail at 2:38?

[@ihaterichcunts]

The thumbnail is a screenshot from the movie Christine (2016)

[@robaxl3088]

14:41 🤔

[@Tony-Gunk]

thumbnail appears to be that news anchor Christine Chubbuk that commited suicide on live tv

[@christophercrowley9873]

Supposedly recently there is real footage of that woman who shot herself on the news in black and white hard to hear her and it was very quick her head hit the table harder and louder than the bullet going off.

[@MJAce85]

Ralphie May died from cancer of the funny bone, not obesity

[@yoteawhirl1987]

There's something a little uncomfortable about listening to this one with a pet rat on my shoulder.

[@koilamaoh4238]

Whats sad about larping as a wizard/sorcerer, Religious larpers will kill you in these 3rd world countries.

[@thomaskirkpatrick4031]

Youngsters? They were 15 and 16.

[@Surplus1]

Opie is so street.

[@jaydell4039]

There is no video of that lady offing herself during the news in the 70s

[@billplunske5573]

Yes..it is owned by the late station managers wife and is under lock and key in a lawfirm because so many people asked to see it

[@jaydell4039]

@@billplunske5573 thank you sir

[@sangredelic]

Why are they so offended about the DNH cookies? Hypocrites

[@RocketCityGardener]

1:45:39 Channel 103 across the board Opester :)

[@charles67198]

WIERD NEWS!!!!