Opie & Anthony - Intern Cuckold

[@TimeKillingFuel]

0:00:00 - Intern Sean comes in studio while Colin Quinn is there. He talks about being miserable because his ex slept with someone he knows while the crew sits there trying to figure out his sexuality. Keith Robinson arrives later and gets the info about Sean. Him and Colin have different opinions about him. (4-29-10) 0:52:18 - The guys bring in Intern Sean, who's sexuality they question despite having a girlfriend. This girl apparently torments him and makes him jealous. Sean says that she thought Troy Quan was cute after seeing a picture of him. She calls in and the guys ask her all about Sean. (5-7-10) 2:21:02 - Sean has been crying about his on and off girlfriend Kat. She's in studio with Anthony, Jimmy, Bobby and Otto. They talk about their relationship and find out that he never goes down on her and that she cheated on him with someone he doesn't like. They also question his sexuality. Anthony has Troy come in because Kat said he was attractive. Anthony is willing to give Troy money to take her out and makes them pose for pictures. (5-12-10) 4:03:01 - They call Troy Quan in to talk about his date with Sean's ex and make fun of Sam's sexuality. (5-17-10) 4:24:58 - Sam mentions that Intern Sean stopped showing up and Troy shows the guys some pics of his ex. (5-27-10)

[@beetlejews]

You are amazing

[@nortonman5238]

Hysterical this whole thing

[@TheReturnOfBloodyJack]

Thanks bro

[@AyLeo]

"The dumbest Asian I ever heard of, he must be Korean". Killer line from Colin that went unacknowledged.

[@longtermgains8253]

I don't get it

[@markdenton3141]

Killer line

[@dacoldstone3764]

God if I ever interned for these guys I would never tell them anything personal 😂😂😂

[@AdamThoba-h8k]

yeaah there brutal. I noticed one MAIN thing: they hate rude people, ppl with egos, and people who take themselves to seriously. I find the more the person is different they get angry, like the guy who wrote the book "brocabulary"" adding Bro to suffix and prefix of words. they ripped his book on air, while he was on the phone, and they hung up on him.

[@fixitfelix718]

Look up ...eyepatch Intern ...and pool party intern...

[@ostsweinen5240]

​@@fixitfelix718Intern Matt

[@andrea.2574]

Funniest thing here is Sam trying to teach this kid to “be a man”

[@andersonbroberg3531]

This

[@OhHesCracked]

right tho he got beat by bobo in a sit up competition lmao

[@connortracey4536]

Theres no better teacher than Professor Fishsticks

[@NMrecov]

And doesn’t he always go on how he can beat the crap out of ppl, yet he lost to bobo in anything physical

[@LeechinaterSH]

Being a tough guy and being a man are two completely different things

[@coloradowebnerd]

@40:00 Cruisin Colin: "Your mother asked me to pick you up. There's an emergency at home." 😂😂😂

[@notkevin7]

6:50 I lose it every time he struggles to say “sex” and gets choked up! And you can hear Anthony with a muted “ah”. God what a subtle comedic moment

[@brandonb3174]

It’s some good acting

[@rls0123]

This will forever be one of my favorite episodes, especially the entire second half. 😂 So glad Opie wasn’t in studio for the best parts, he would’ve ruined the entire thing.

[@92GreyBlue]

AT SOME POINT WTHEY GOTTA KEEP IT ROLLING. HE"S BEEN DOING RADIO SINCE HE WAS 18.

[@connortracey4536]

1:08:48 I love the quick soft "eww" from Jimmy when Sean talks about flat-ironing his hair. I don't know why but it gets me every time

[@petermoore7796]

55:34 this part too

[@Kevinb1821]

Just one minute with this girl on the phone she’s a terrible person. Instantly humiliates her boyfriend that she “loves”

[@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee]

I would c - m in like 30 seconds if I was eating out Kat

[@FRM101]

She sounds awesome to me.

[@matturner6890]

@@FRM101 You're either being contrary or you have no self-respect

[@AllofJudea]

She's half an n person

[@shiptear67]

I love colins obsession with Anthony dice clay

[@Shaner373]

Dice as Bob kelly gets him everytime

[@MrEvanNoyes]

Anthony “Dice” Reagan is the all time best Ant Dice

[@omartriplett]

I love cruising Colin. that should have been a staple bit

[@xcaluhbration]

"I see you cryin... mm..m" 😭😭😭

[@arashtadjiki]

Colin talking under Shaun the entire time is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[@zecca3402]

"Colin not giving up just making loops" probably the only time Opie ever said anything that genuinely made me laugh

[@BigKevinSports]

Opie with a Home Run!!!! Hey you know even Bartolo Colon hit 1 as a pitcher.

[@Ebolacrash]

I was just thinking that after listing hundreds of hours of classic o and a bits this is the first time I have heard Opie say something funny and contribute...well aside from making fun of the old Waaf stuff and spuds buckly

[@geofox9484]

@@Ebolacrash and then he didn't have to repeat it a million times either. For second there he was really shining

[@dc018]

The tit slapping line that was something like "Why. Do. You. Have. THESE." is legit the only time he made me laugh, you can tell ant and Jimmy thought it was funny but still didn't want to laugh lol

[@jungshin87]

its actually a great line. im assuming this is from earlier era o&a when he stilll wasnt rot with jealousy

[@sixburgh64ss]

Two things strike me as odd right off the bat... 1. Why would you confide in Sam, the king of gossip and shit stirring? 2. Why would you take advice on being a man from a "man" who collects wrestling dolls, favorite meal is fish sticks and doesn't know how to change a flat tire?

[@BFSOM]

These are all valid points

[@sixburgh64ss]

I know, right. When you put it that way, Sam might actually be your best option in that room full of sexual confusion and perversion. Lol

[@sixburgh64ss]

"You lack anything substantial to say" Lol I am clearly joking, with the bad Chippah jokes, while you seem to think this is a serious political debate, but I'm the one who's "triggered"? As the great Patrice O'Neal once said, you have the "personality of flypaper" and are zero fun. I'm out. Chippee ki ya, futhamucka!

[@sixburgh64ss]

"Nuggies" 😂 "Samuel, you can go watch your wrestling tapes after you finish your nuggies." "Awww, come on, Jess."

[@kingklick92]

Calm down guys you're both wrong! Haha =P 1. Because Sam IS indeed an effeminate beta male and 2. He wasn't getting alpha advice from Sam, it sounded like he was getting it from Troy, which makes way more sense, whether you like him or not.

[@dudewelcome]

2:35:16 Jimmy's "Shit, he probably made the bra" was criminally overlooked 😂

[@daniellee5147]

Have to double tap ahead 10 seconds every time they go to the phones because there has never been a funny caller EVER.

[@flyersfan6317]

Ron and Fez had great callers.

[@leorickt.9604]

Fuckin quit your whining

[@jondough120]

Is that your own opinion or are you parroting something you've heard? Listen to the bit when vos is playing at the overlook. Surprisingly good calls, and a few of them

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

@@jondough120 I was going to mention that if nobody else did. Rare instance, though.

[@pgee4342]

“Get in, you little brat” - Cruisin’ Colin

[@itsabeautifulanimism3704]

2:56:40 LMAO!! I literally spit my coffee out at that 🤣🤣 Boy, that conjured up an image Jimmy.

[@yimmynurden7028]

5:44-5:46. Perfect example of why Opie is so hateable. He is constantly screaming HOLD ON HOLD, and interrupting everyone in studio, and yet he has the audacity to get mad at Ant and Colin

[@BRAND0N...]

Thank you for providing the pics of people

[@billybadass7718]

“Can you point on this map where Penn Station is?” Ant doing cruising Colin kills 💀

[@larkinh1]

How have I not heard this one before? Fantastic, loved every minute of it.

[@waterdog1853]

Me too. First time I heard this episode

[@Barkbatosu]

Boy this kid needed Patrice

[@johngilliam6764]

No

[@Mushr00m97]

Not even Patrice could fix this one.

[@BoOgEdYmAn]

Why? What would Patrice done?

[@forevergreyJV]

@@Mushr00m97 yep he was way beyond Patrice’s help but it would have been fun to hear Patrice trash him

[@NMrecov]

Yeah Patrice would of just ripped on him the whole time like them

[@YouAwakeYet]

3:54:19 HOLY SHIT!! I didn't realize Patrice was alive during this whole thing!! Thow whole time I'm thinking "I WISH Patrice could hear this"

[@dudewelcome]

3:11:15 That "You like diapers" bailout hahaha

[@edgarp66]

I love this little saga sean so quick to answer “Sam!” Lmaoo!! And CRUISIN COLIN!!

[@im_smarterthanyou]

3:17:12 that faint “oh not troy” from that fucking fairy is so funny 🤣

[@frankthetank3636]

I never get sick of the jaws references. I laugh every time

[@edwardjones2202]

Haha I know. Where did he pull the grieving woman's name from. I can't even remember now and he's just said it

[@larkinh1]

Mrs kintner!

[@tommclarty17]

Relish these moments, gang. There’s no way you’ll ever hear stuff like this on the radio (satellite included) ever again. Also, is Sean the Queeb in the bottom right of the thumbnail?

[@skinsman82000]

Queeb or a quay

[@johngoldsworthy7135]

@J no it's not

[@ericlynch5473]

@@johngoldsworthy7135 like at all, idk what this guy is thinking.

[@CapcomGod]

@J both are cringe

[@scerva]

Anthony was so good in the episode with her in studio

[@cuts240]

This is classic and what distinguishes how amazing O + A were !! Omg!!

[@JacaboBlanco]

Idk how people say Troy was some good looking ladies man. Look at him 😂😂😂 I've never seen him before this is wild 😂😂😂

[@beliVolidisko]

You have to realise that his competition were Ant, Jim, Opie, Sam the chimp, Erock, Danny etc. not a really pleasant bunch to look at, Troy was like Brad Pitt among them 😂😂

[@gall01019]

Lol agreed.. and he speaks like he’s down, rode a longboard at 40 years old and probably still does.. what a dolt

[@OneShotKiller1996]

Cruising Colin is the funniest shit ever 😂😂

[@seventysue8090]

Your mother asked me to pick you up...

[@codycook29]

Jimmy looks extra creepy in that picture

[@Crunchy_Black]

Cody Cook not creepy. Just legendary “wormish” according to Patrice

[@chuckweber542]

Lol just looking at is eyes are like looking into a index of disgusting perversions.black eyes like a dolls eyes.

[@haaken-hj2gh]

Jimmy is creepy, sucked all his friends peckahs as a kid. Funny as hell though

[@JohnSmithKillFeds]

Look one inch to the right and Bob Kelly looks the same, but not as creepy.

[@JuanMartinez-ti2zn]

He look like the mystery man from lost highway

[@Maj0ra]

I can't even believe this whole saga. The kid was a legit true blue cucklord. I think he just was gay for Troy and Sam and figured if he gave his girlfriend to Troy he could somehow make something happen with Sam. Just the weirdest fucking shit.

[@thegamingkitchen8429]

People need to stop ignoring red flags as flaws.

[@WeHaveTheRansom]

I mean what are people supposed to say?

[@AppalachianLumberjack]

I think you might needa check your wording there

[@sdot5389]

Cruisin’ Colin is one my very favourite very specific impressions.

[@notkevin7]

57:10 Anthony’s response lol, what an animal

[@connortracey4536]

"I'm fuckin done, I'm going home and punching my wife in the face with a gallon of milk and then I'm leaving" I fuckin love Bobby sometimes 3:00:16

[@brandendierker5873]

He is always his funniest when he is disguested and over it.

[@dudewelcome]

2:47:10 Jimmy and Ant cockblocking each other 😂😂

[@efsbass]

@ 27:00 “Cruisin’ Colin”

[@zgSH4DOW]

Sean pretending to explore his gayness to look adventurous to her is equally pathetic, dark, and funny

[@Daniel-wv7lj]

17:57 Right after Colin says "the kid is packing" You hear Opie get cut off "You wanna-" 😂😂😂he really wanted to see it

[@edgarp66]

This is one of the best little sagas colin is always great!

[@BigKevinSports]

When the Girl comes in you gotta here Ottos laugh! 2:30:00 markish. I miss him so much! They Always step up on the movie and racial references when Otto Peterson is in studio

[@christianvalle4188]

"Oh 5 she said, no it was just only 3". Lol

[@rickachay25]

Cruising Colin is one of the best bits ever.

[@88dancel]

This is the cruelest thing ever. He's just 21. I'm not saying I'm not laughing but this is tough.

[@sixburgh64ss]

Anthony couldn't, to use one of his words, shoehorn his mansion, pool and movie theatre into the conversation so he had to pay for dinner to let her know he has money.

[@jungshin87]

he def had that "quirk" during an era

[@fahbs]

Don't forget the bar! And karaoke!

[@mileslong3904]

It sounds cringe but I'd use that shoehorn if I had it.

[@thesplatz3338]

Just let it be known I’m screaming “GET THIS MAN TO PATRICE” the entire 4 hours

[@brandonb3174]

This would have been over in 4 minutes instead of 4 hours

[@VCPRPressingIssues]

You mean the same Patrice who had a girlfriend that also did the same thing

[@dacoldstone3764]

@@VCPRPressingIssues but Patrice still was all over that shit 😂😂

[@carteral-harlem3042]

Patrice actually talked to the girl.

[@drbibhis7345]

Youre loying!

[@lukeandrew5910]

Dice impressions are way funnier than Dice

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

Nah, he was great on Tigerbelly!

[@koppe18]

Come on now! What about when he smoked up in studio or fucks with the resident evil girl 😂 I used to dislike him when I didn't understand him.

[@smaugswrath3144]

52:20 "Lets get that sweetie in here." 😂😂😂

[@neo_geo_]

Yo this is classic o&a

[@johnnyapplesneed851]

I can't stand Ant when he's around women, he constantly makes me cringe. All of them do it but Ants the worst for it.

[@MrEvanNoyes]

Keith Robinson rules

[@nvmm166]

Sean gets off on being humiliated, that’s why he go a “along” with the bit and gives them this information, just looking at the picture I can tell he is a pervert, the smile tells it all

[@captainDL3]

If Patrice heard this intern he would have immediately ripped off his leather jacket to reveal a superman uniform.

[@YouAwakeYet]

Dammit man!!!!! Why did Patrice have to leave us so early!!? I would love to hear his input. I think we ALL know what he would say hahaha R.I.P. pimpin', we miss you

[@joshbarthelemy264]

If the dates are correct, he still would've been alive at that point wouldn't he?

[@BigKevinSports]

Why'd he leave so early? Cherry Coke, Diabetes, and No Exercise

[@TheHypoparody]

@@BigKevinSports he said why did Patrice have to leave us, not why did practice leave us.

[@810wasaninsidejob9]

I feel bad for Sean. The guys embarrassed him to the point where he didn't even want to intern anymore. Its sad.

[@AleKar1991]

@Slaterhater I think he clearly was doing for attention, otherwise there would be no need to speak about it on radio.

[@MrEvanNoyes]

William Poole Go listen to the years they were on radio together fuck you talking about

[@BigKevinSports]

THERMITE PAINT! MIND CONTROL! Thank you for your service

[@Dsmurf2201]

Did he kill himself really?

[@thereisnone9621]

27:33 Cruisin Colin 😂😂

[@williampoole1742]

The boy just needed a strong male role model to teach him how to act. I actually feel bad for this guy...

[@SenorGnar]

Holy shit. Wonder if this dude is still alive?

[@bobsaget7378]

most likely

[@boosh90]

I'd say he's been on Fire Island for a while now

[@zgSH4DOW]

I hope not

[@alexiryo]

2:01:10 to skip Opie falling asleep on the sound board

[@BusterCherry1]

1:42:24 Opie grinds the flow to a halt.

[@alexbaxter3730]

There was a slight chance she was down for it and they could have done it

[@chuckweber542]

Now that i go back and listen to these old shows.tits pretty much ruins any flow they have going to the phones or that fucking soundboard.

[@tommclarty17]

That doesn’t sound like the Opie I know...

[@Friggle_Dee]

Aka Torpid Sloth

[@719Flowers]

@@alexbaxter3730 sure there was bud

[@ignacioguzman1128]

I wish Keith was on more LOL

[@austinphillips4673]

Colin making a South Padre reference made my day

[@MattUFL]

37:39 "...and Colin too." 😂

[@SuperAsim777]

nunchucks in his pocket. Ant is a genius 😂 2:33:44

[@RutherfordBcrazy]

The joke that is opie repeating "what is wrong with you" isnt lost on me.

[@hunterbear-ian8663]

This is out of control

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

Wish Keith had more appearenxes

[@KOSVENDETTA]

Largest of Dawgs hahaha that was my immediate thought seeing this comment!

[@denmac19]

Me too. Much better than Patrice.

[@MrEvanNoyes]

d mc It’s okay to be wrong

[@koppe18]

@@denmac19 okay little boy

[@denmac19]

@@koppe18 good one

[@Serote_Kaiba]

When Jimmy and Ant says something dirty to the girl they have the room laughing. Fucken Opie says some ridiculous stupid shit and everyone stays quiet lol

[@geofox9484]

56:11 "She's got more of a sex drive than me. _It's always been a problem_ "

[@joelalvarez5322]

Bruh

[@tommybrown9454]

This is great conversation Colin is the best

[@MonsterDeplorable]

Like the RP McMurphy reference. “Bird doggin chicks and bangin beaver” 😂

[@NG-cf7zh]

9:11 Colin's Asian accent always makes me laugh

[@OverDaFenceGarage]

Colin just cracks me up @ 6:48

[@920WASHBURN]

Troy is an mtv "rocker". Does it just for the look. Probly likes the band default

[@delusionspodcast]

Shauns in his 30s now lol

[@jeffk393]

Assuming he didn't kill himself

[@mattyboyanderson]

Oh man don't miss the awesome part where they push every button in the sample bank and go "OHHHHHHHHHHH" afterwards because they've fucking run out of ideas, it's awesome and doesn't become aggravatingly tiresome in seconds

[@petermoore7796]

i wish i stopped watching after the segment with colin ended

[@cassady7169]

@@petermoore7796you watched a still image? No wonder you were bothered.

[@-Twotonepony-]

@@cassady7169 It took a full year, but Peter Moore has finally been put in his place. Good work, Cass.

[@keiserblade]

Troy & his fucking jimmy neutron hair, lmao

[@mattyboyanderson]

3:11:17 YOU LIKE DIAPERS

[@blacknatsu6623]

Without Anthony, Opie would never have been known at all. He’s so damn bad at everything.

[@jaredfaccin3724]

Nothing more revolting than Jimmy talking sex, when hes NOT doing a bit or a character.

[@sigaint666]

Joy Division was the icing on the cake for me 🤣

[@LaborPrince]

24 mins in and this is a classic.

[@sleepyatlas9066]

4:02:42 Jim and ant being a duo!

[@Dsmurf2201]

They did sound effects for nearly 15 mins straight

[@drbibhis7345]

Thanks for the heads up.. imma dip

[@johanneswestman935]

God I feel so bad for this simp. Men mature about 10 years after women and realize how to deal with this type of situations.

[@connortracey4536]

41:00 anthony tries to Chip his way out of a bomb

[@damabaith]

Sam sounds like an animal trapped in a corner

[@Jsmitt716]

What happened to Jimmy after the 1st 2 minutes?

[@zacheryhernandez7298]

my god is anyone out there able to tell me the name of the song they start playing at the 38:27?

[@keiserblade]

2 yrs later but atmosphere - joy division

[@bensonen6855]

I'm dropping out 5 mins in, this kid is a door mat and to a certain point, he's brought this upon himself

[@jungshin87]

the one interesting twist is that it seems he is popular with girls generally speaking. also she seems eager to promote that the hookups sucked and she regrets it

[@bensonen6855]

@@jungshin87 yeah he does seem popular enough, so no need for him to tolerate girls like her, plenty more out there

[@Chotchskey]

The problem isn’t him it’s her... all this chick does is project her issues on him and toys with him like he’s her food.... disgusting probably still single saying she can’t meet a “decent guy” well then try being a decent woman...

[@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee]

I would c - m in like 30 seconds if I was eating out Kat

[@rippindrummer666]

He’s also a problem, his problem is he’s too dumb to realize that’s the type of person she is

[@papalog08]

Anyone got her @ though?

[@MrDanielpawelczyk]

That girl is smokin !

[@AxelSpott]

And sweating down her shirts armpits

[@drbibhis7345]

@@AxelSpott lol good eye

[@sexualnapalm8498]

Cruisin Colin

[@krazyzyko]

Any more pics of her? Asking for a friend.

[@johnmchugh8049]

At least they put on some joy division - Anthony would love the premise of the band name

[@drbibhis7345]

Opester having 6 in the tank when he was 21 seems legit