Opie & Anthony: Kenny's Jury Duty Story

Kenny sure does know a lot of interesting people

[@teamhex]

I love how Kenny always starts his cop stories with "A guy I knew, not me..."

[@cracksuperman]

teamhex That's how my dad's stories used to always start and this makes me laugh so hard.

[@irondirigible4216]

That's really amazing how Kenny could tell someone else's story with such detail. It's almost like he was there lol

[@cottodabodykill]

Lmao "the client stared at his lawyer in disbelief"

[@garrettt8782]

This is one of my favorite O&A stories. Ive listened at least 10 times now.

[@CommissarKane]

love kenny's stories

[@iodedonpepto]

I’ve listened to this 3 times this week. It’s hilarious

[@Ryfinius]

3:52 - the facade breaks down

[@BMCobb1979]

Kenny was a West Orange NJ cop. His real name is John Fedder. He was a Sgt in the Criminal Investigations Unit.

[@jaydell4039]

One d

[@alexnelsonamaya1]

I'm stupid it took me forever to figure out the cop was in fact Kenny himself

[@japaneseproctolgist]

Lol yeah. It's illegal to discuss the cases and he's telling this story on the radio so he has to pretend it's not him.

[@kevinericsnell4092]

No, it was a friend of his. Not him. Definitely not. He said so.

[@mkurylowski]

This is an amazing story lol and he isn't wrong about the verdict.

[@Demendred]

This cop he's talking about, sounds like something this one guy I heard on the radio had done once.

[@hrdkorebp]

This is a great story

[@alyxi]

Kenny's real name was Detective Mills, John Doe sent him a box in the desert.

[@matthewhogan180]

+alyxi What was in the box?

[@jackmiller3257]

alyxi Another box. and inside that box was another box. And inside that box was another box!

[@billyshead1339]

Jack Miller Your describing Kennys brain.

[@jackmiller3257]

Billyshead133 I don't know why I found that so funny 😂

[@Kayne86z]

Holy fk balls.... How have I missed this lol..... What a great story / bit

[@TowGunner]

Immune Kenny? Exempted.

[@saljablo2767]

What type of attorney allows a police officer to sit on their jury?

[@omfrusrs]

yea.... yea... he said... yea

[@helloimalexander]

Yea, yea

[@bsartist3373]

@Wyrmshadow Yes, but it was in the same life he has now.

[@CaveManCobb]

Mr. Cobb.

[@opantfan1]

pronouns are not Kenny's friend

[@TuffGongMarley420]

in what way are 12 random dummies you're peers?

[@matthewhogan180]

"Your" -- point taken.

[@kenmichaels865]

neuemage ha ha, talk about dummies

[@kdwithgoodhair5451]

I never understood that

[@hrdkorebp]

This is perfect

[@billcarrig9434]

Because they're human. That's it. No other reason.

[@cottodabodykill]

@Wyrmshadow het was an nypd

[@Wyrmshadow]

Stupid question: Was Kenny a cop in a previous life? I don't get to listen to O&A so I don't know.

[@kylestuart4811]

yea, in west orange nj .he was a srgt. that's not his real name btw

[@Buckets50]

Yes he had to retire early in order to keep his pension. He was attempting standup at the time and there was public outrage at the jokes he made

[@saljablo2767]

@@Buckets50not public outrage at all. Some moron sent the town a CD of his stuff and he started to get a little flack. He had enough time to retire and decided to leave.

[@Buckets50]

@@saljablo2767 that’s not accurate at all. People who were “fans” of the show sent it to media outlets and his bosses basically told him “retire now or we have to let you go. Cops retire so they get to keep their pensions and the media was pushing to have it taken from him

[@saljablo2767]

@@Buckets50 he had over 25 years. He was ready to retire. If he only had 10 years and no pension he would have fought it and stayed. There is no way they could have fired him based off the standup stuff.

[@AlchemistTongueDrums]

Hilariously?