Opie & Anthony: Mark Gormley Without You

[@abraxas9340]

Mark Gormley died this year. God rest his soul. This song is unironically amazing

[@benjihollister]

dude this took me down a whole UZ TV rabbit hole and its fantastic

[@zgSH4DOW]

​@benjihollister Uncharted Zone is incredibly underrated So many obscure tapes/performances that would never be seen again if it weren't for their upload to UZ

[@__Tazzzo]

RIP!

[@dickvalentinesillegitimate1059]

Holy shit. That’s nuts. This song popped into my head the other night and I looked it up. Then this OA clip showed up. I had no idea he was on the show. This song is legit good. Rip Gormley

[@jiggycalzone8585]

​@@zgSH4DOW was it meant to be ironic or was it like a 'stairway to stardom' thing

[@SlayerOfCunts]

Wow is Jim quick, " I have seen happier smiles at a slave auction when they check your gums" One of his best lines ever.

[@phanatic215]

That's a damn good line. Fuck.

[@GorbyP]

Wow is Jim quick?? Golly gee willakers!!

[@TitleistGuy]

yimmy!

[@M_C__studio]

Holy shit I didn’t catch that , that’s so brilliantly said out of nowhere

[@geoffharkins9336]

"62 degrees" killed me too

[@indo42O]

i aint gonna lie, that song kicks ass

[@joeraguso5376]

Mark Gormley is actually pretty good

[@pretorious700]

Lofl, compared to what, herpes?

[@AndrewBarsky]

@@pretorious700 I mean it’s not at all amazing. But for what it is, it’s not bad. Kind of very very bland rock, but it’s kind of charming in a way. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@edwarddubois7046]

This ain't the worst thing I've seen on the Tube today, that's for sure.

[@phyein4815]

@@AndrewBarsky it's got some really good melodic lines in it. I think it's great. Bland rock to me is when the melody just rearranges the notes of "Mary Had A Little Lamb", which seems to the standard for melody in a typical pop/rock song these days.

[@AlcoLOLism]

Any of my fellow Gorm Troopers still rewatching this banger in 2021?!?!

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

Lol! _GORM_ Troopers!! Love it ! 😂😂😂

[@starmanda88]

We out here!

[@heathermillsphantomlimb9314]

I’m still watching in 2023! The Riders on the Gorm live on!

[@brandonobaza8610]

Just when I thought I couldn't love this any more, I see "Gorm Troopers" and "Riders on The Gorm". God damn you all 😂

[@captaindaddy4991]

Just got here. Reporting for duty, sir.

[@scottqualls7690]

The appropriate term for the weight shift is the "Mark Gormley Power Stance"!

[@JoshBruin77]

My little brother had a T-shirt of a silhouette of Gormley in his power stance. 🤘

[@TerrySilverhand]

"I just gotta get an average looking broad to walk around the beach and I'll get millions of views" - some say Opie is still wandering beaches to this day looking for his millions of views....

[@TheJollyMisanthrope]

Just a reminder that he has no clue why videos go viral.

[@darrenXparker]

He’s got the wandering aimlessly on the beach part down!

[@nothingbutthetruth1158]

Lmao

[@thisisfrankcostanza]

He should try walking into the ocean and look

[@patrickstomlinsonkilledber3105]

As Anthony is wandering through the uncharted wilderness of Greer, sc

[@dorpth]

One man's love ballad to his beloved... ...red Swingline stapler.

[@ritaw9000]

That is perfect

[@RichardT-D]

2006-2009 was a great time to be alive.

[@マシュードーラン]

I added Phil the host and owner on Facebook and he wishes me a Happy Birthday every year. I love it haha

[@Blarsen780]

"Six on a beach" is a great, under-appreciated Jimmy line.

[@jaymeister26]

it really is lol

[@queenoftheharpies420]

As a 6 on a beach myself I approve this line.

[@bryantppierce]

He isn't bad at music, just appearances and life.

[@BangYouDied]

He's pretty bad at music too.

[@ITILII]

He strikes out on all 3.....if Opie doesn't like it, how can it be good....after all he is The Destroyer !

[@pretorious700]

da fuq? You're tone deaf

[@TairyHesticles]

I have a Mark Gormley t shirt. It is my favorite shirt.

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

please tell me the picture on the shirt is him doing that one dance move he busts out in this vid which kind of looks like the leg movement you use when you are dipping your toe in a swimming pool to test temperature

[@TairyHesticles]

+Reb Brown Its a silhouette of his power stance. It says Mark Gormley 2008.

[@brettwiley1984]

+Inkiscape Entertainment hahaha i have the same one

[@uzieric1]

+Tairy Hesticles his power stance... lmao

[@seanthebaptist6757]

That's amazing

[@chesterbesterfeild]

I have to say, I found this song stuck in my head at work and I found myself going: "hmm, I kinda like that melody....where did I hear that again?" and then remembered it was from this. I kinda like the song

[@anadraham2995]

KINDA⁉️

[@clifftrainor6774]

Mark Gormley might be shaped like Hank Hill but this song is actually pretty catchy.

[@SuperJasonGold]

i can't get the damn song out of my head.,. holly sh^& i'm screwed

[@alalmalal]

If only it was a nickelback style voice instead

[@ebonidickson6251]

nickleback ? you fuckin idiot. anybody who listens to nickleback deserves to rot in hell.😉

[@rem299]

Yeh it's not a bad song and his voice isn't terrible, it sounds like something ozzy would write. It would be a lot better if he did it.

[@AndrewBarsky]

It’s not even that bad of the song to be completely honest. Not great, but not that bad.

[@nomobjustice]

This is Robert Plant's best solo work

[@JaneDoe-zr4px]

only in the sense that it's a big log.

[@bricecate]

I love that Opie gets annoyed whenever he sees an odd video with a shit load of views. He doesn't understand that he, on his own, is incredibly boring.

[@TL2354]

He said it annoyed him? Where?

[@e2go]

@brice cate Your name is engagingly terrible.

[@e2go]

@TL2354 He didn’t. Brice just wanted to impress all the cool kids with a shot at Opie he thought they would enjoy.

[@bricecate]

@@e2go it's just my name.

[@bricecate]

@@TL2354 he gets pissed that all this guy does is have a "mediocre chick" and gets all those views

[@TuringTestFailer]

RIP Big Gorm

[@leonavu]

Every few months I search out this song. Now it actually kind of stings, as my fiance of 7 years, two months after buying a house together, decided to take the ring off (yes, she is a top tier bee-yatch who was banking on a married man at her job actually leaving his wife to move into the house WE bought together - this was her plan. Nice, huh. I should have listened to my friends and family). Then 3 weeks ago my dad dies. So Gorms usually makes me laugh, but all I can think is that, if someone sat down and played this song at a piano, it actually might hit ya in the feels bone. If only I could blast off to that moonbase with Gorms.

[@brandonobaza8610]

Matt Stone: "Do the happy dance!" Trey Parker: "We just lost the game! I don't wanna do the happy dance!" Matt: "DO THE HAPPY DANCE!" Trey: _(Mark Gormley Power Stance)_ Whenever you feel down about your Dad and your ex-fiance, do the Mark Gormley Power Stance /| || |\

[@anneominous7172]

@@brandonobaza8610 very based reference

[@theblackhundreds7124]

This song is really good

[@TheUnDeity]

this is legitimately better than 85% of the bullshit "music" that has come out since 2010

[@pretorious700]

How hard is that?

[@LiamDTurner]

I think Kanye sampled this for Donda...

[@lukebryant5017]

Tell me ab how Ratt is real music grandpa

[@soysaucehairdye7869]

I dig this song

[@randommanwill802]

I love that Opie starts talking about this video with no enthusiasm until he learns the video has two million views and thinks he can then get a viral video.

[@bobobandy9382]

Opie has been pathetically obsessed with "going viral" for at least a decade.

[@ReddFoxx1562]

That's sad and pathetic, but not nearly as pathetic as those people who are still bashing opie like a decade after he was legitimately irrelevant.

[@ITILII]

Opie has just been pathetic, period, since started trying to do ray dee oh at 18...never succeeded, though....Anthony, Jimmy and the guests WERE the show !!!

[@TheLegPumpkin]

If only he had something hip to talk about like how many black on white crimes the media isn't covering enough, maybe he could get the guy who started and was kicked out of the proud boys to help him.

[@matthewbarry1746]

​@@ReddFoxx1562That is sad and pathetic, but not nearly as sad and pathetic as defending a talentless hack who hasn't been relevant in a decade.

[@matthewbarry1746]

​@@ReddFoxx1562"They just got a BIG plug. His arrogance is only eclipsed by his incompetence.

[@ebonidickson6251]

I love Mark Gormley 💗

[@HashishUno]

I love that profile pic. let me write you some seranades

[@JoshBruin77]

My brother went to a gormley performance, and I had him on face book. I mean, it's not a big deal or anything, but.....so don't think I'm, like, a GOD or anything. 🙄

[@dbrown2264]

“He looks like Edmund Kemper” Oh, Jimmy, you’re hilarious.

[@pretorious700]

"Gormley" is the perfect adjective for this guy.

[@shawn576]

I love how it's apparently from 2008. It looks more like early 1990's.

[@ShortFingeredShreder]

+Shawn Smith That's public access for ya. Using the same AV equipment they purchased in 1983.

[@shawn576]

+ShortFingeredShreder I wonder if the people working there still have unprotected anal sex as if HIV wasn't a thing.

[@dorpth]

Tons of public access stations are STILL using Video Toaster for their effects.

[@harrylimeracketeer]

"that's the woman who's never walked down steps before"

[@myusernamerocks3]

If you listen to the song uninterrupted without looking at Mark Gormley's face, it's actually a pretty decent song.

[@pgfinna]

The girl is stacked, the dude is a star, and this song slaps.

[@mr.martyr8573]

The god damn GLORY DAYS of radio. Lol I’ll never forget listening to this shit live. I was living on the NorthSide of Pittsburgh, working a dog shit job, but I had these fuckin assholes to listen too and my god was it some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.

[@foodiethebeauty]

The fucking leg shift and mom jeans LMAO. "It's where Mrs. Vorhees was murdered." I can't.

[@dreadhowlersm.f.4655]

The Chantal Show DAD JEANS !!!

[@dereksteele291]

Jimmy's "6 on the beach" line deserved more

[@REGISTRERMEGDA]

Tool should cover this song. Would probably sound awesome

[@adamcarbo73]

REGISTRERMEGDA lol great call. they would turn it into gold.

[@ThunderDomeBoxingTalk]

Holy shit thats actually a great idea

[@GMovieSeeker]

The funny thing is that if Mark could actually sing, and the music was better, I think this could actually sound like bad Ozzy Osbourne

[@TerrySilverhand]

I am not a tool fan at all but I agree with this and would listen to it haha

[@ElevenDollarCheese]

You thought of Tool because Mark Gormley sounds a little like Maynard, right?

[@sawboss216]

Keep at it boys and someday you'll be a legend like the Gormster!

[@dmcalister4505]

Guaranteed , that chick had no idea she was in that video 😂😂😂

[@JaneDoe-zr4px]

Phil THOMAS Katt

[@sidewalkshitter499]

Drives an ice cream truck for a real job?

[@phucknaw2104]

Flamboyant lol

[@enjoyer6201]

R.I.P. Mark Gormley

[@ElevenDollarCheese]

Mark Gormley..."an intense song"

[@jameshoch2796]

I love this bit, I've always felt that this is one of their funniest videos

[@susansharp985]

This song isn't bad and that woman is stunning .

[@WheezingCheetah]

😂

[@caesar349]

He looks like Milton from office space

[@raccoon874]

*dammit this song is now gonna be in my head for 56 days*

[@revfunk8823]

BEST o&a channel.....period

[@raptormoments]

ngl this is catchy as hell

[@bless_M]

Fr the songs decent

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

I want mark to collaborate with R. Stevie Moore to make a late 80-mid 90s rock based album

[@hilltopslim6146]

Every video, jocktober, clip, etc. comment ny Opie "Why is doing this..." Why is he..." "Why is she/they". That's it, every one.

[@williampoole1742]

They're not even comments, they're actual questions. He's genuinely wondering these things...

[@therealbraindawg]

I'm sick and tired of Opie forcefully completing other.... PEOPLE'S SENTENCES CAUSE HES SMART LIKE THAT. You're in the room. We GOT IT.

[@JaneDoe-zr4px]

Opie 101

[@MrTwon1610]

Merry Christmas sir, and thank you. Makin veg prep well worth it!

[@rls0123]

You just can’t find this level of artistry and raw musical talent these days. 😞

[@Michele1ELL]

he does look like ed kemper! good call jimmy

[@kennykash6089]

This is totally a video that would have been played on Beavis and Butthead.

[@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg]

GORMLEY ROCKS

[@pretorious700]

You misspelled "SUCKS"

[@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg]

@@pretorious700 BOOOOO

[@baatinunseen5732]

wow looking back on it it's very obvious that anth was sick of dealing with opie

[@vasectomyfail442]

+baatin unseen and opie has been so set on going viral for so long, 1:07 listen to him huffing and puffing like a child, jealous of another child's birthday present

[@LuneyTune72]

+baatin unseen "Anth" ugh, shut up.

[@baatinunseen5732]

+LuneyTune72 ok

[@LuneyTune72]

Vasectomy Fail How do you guys even notice this? I'm not that focused when listening to O&A and I've listened for years.

[@vasectomyfail442]

LuneyTune72 jimmy kinda talks over him but you can hear opie say "that horrible video has over 2 millio- ugh oh gah, ufff ..." and there have been many occasions where opie has dreamed of going viral, even though he's a millionaire with a job most people would love to have. i focus on this cause i'm a total nerd who over analyzes all media i watch / listen to

[@kendrickmaeldun]

Opie would kill for Mark Gormley’s view totals

[@theflanman1986]

Opie is jealous of this guy’s “viral videos”.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

It's Milton from Office Space! (Singing: ...And the squirrels were married!)

[@AlterFunKtion]

Milton in his prime.

[@agoodun]

Gormley is an amazing musician and songwriter.

[@PickassoEnt]

Haha jim nailed it wit the "he looks like Edmund Kemper" holy shit

[@thornie123]

This should be on Tim and Eric!

[@Tonys_Gabagool]

I was literally just thinking that lol he would make for a good character

[@JaneDoe-zr4px]

Gormley-Thomas Katt 2020

[@ethanbradley2089]

I do hate we never got a video of Ant singing this at the compound with an assault rifle.

[@zacharylewis2802]

The scariest part of the video is that the lyrics are actually decent. This could’ve been a decent hit in the late 1980s.

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

90s

[@michaelalan6459]

I always really liked this song.

[@alexalgerbra5386]

I find it a little funny how at that one point Gormley is standing in an image of a beach while the girl is on a real beach. How come she's on a real beach but he's in a stock image of a beach?

[@Blarsen780]

He had to work around the restraining order somehow.

[@AlienFrequency]

She’s definitely abover “average” as these guys so eloquently put it, in their attempts at humor. The majority of girls in The US are overweight-obese and look like they just don’t take very good care of themselves.

[@noahstone264]

Majority? Lmao. You've obviously never been to the US

[@alfawolf3925]

The song should be called screenshots of my crime scenes.

[@WanderleiSilva29]

Without You is very intense.... And when he pulls the power stance, forget it.... Brilliant.

[@clydemccall8679]

Mark gormley 2024

[@Kris7831]

I can't believe how popular this song is

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

his look off camera kind of looks like someone walked into the room they were filming and scared him

[@Larry-ks8bo]

It’s not a bad tune... it’s the delivery that’s not great. If someone redid it properly, it would be pretty good.

[@AndrewBarsky]

It would be mediocre if done properly. The way it was done makes it legendary. Tommy Wisseau would be proud.

[@Marvin.Runyon]

That goddamn song is going to be stuck in my head all day >:(

[@JoshBruin77]

This makes me die laughing after all of these years.

[@thatrandomchannel8589]

After Jim leaves the show there is no way opie can float the show

[@DHodges187]

Its a Festivus Miracle. Thank you. I can fall back on these today when the in laws are on my nerves. Tee Hee.

[@TaRAAASHBAGS]

"Phil THOMAS Katt"

[@andybroberg7084]

It’s a Phil-Thomas cat

[@Cam-jx4drgh]

Maybe they're jaded, but I reckon she's hot.

[@darkreyule]

3:59 I never picked up on Norton's "a 6 on the beach"... LMAO.

[@TheRetroWaveDave]

So glad you're reuploading your videos, merry christmas!

[@Mitch-Cumstein]

if it was ozzy that wrote this jimmy would have been drooling.

[@999theeagle]

Look out for the dead horseshoe crab!

[@brianquinn1800]

very happy to see your page is back on youtube!

[@stanacondasv]

Mark Gormley rules.

[@JoeLewis14]

I like the song, but I'm in a predicament. I want to say the video is bad, but it is not. It did the job of keeping my attention better than most new music videos I've seen. I couldn't stop watching, although for different reasons, it was entertaining none the less. Nice song AND video :)

[@pretorious700]

You're really confused. Animal sacrifice will "keep your attention" That video is horrific in a slightly different way

[@dereksteele291]

Mark Gormley is 57 years young...

[@AndrewBarsky]

This is kind of “the room” of music videos.

[@jlhumor1565]

This looks like it was made by Tim and Eric. That's how terrible this fucking thing is.

[@Michele1ELL]

JL Humor it's gotta be an elaborate Tim and eric sketch 😂

[@jeredsteadman4160]

Sounds like yes

[@gameclipse8799]

the song is pretty good. the video is atrocious

[@UpsideDownTown]

Glad to see your channel back online 👍

[@thorsmeathammer6081]

It's like Mac and Charlie from Sunny in Philadelphia made a music video lol

[@AltCTRLF8]

needs green man

[@citizenstranger]

well its got a lot of green... screen. 🤷‍♂️

[@benthomas8765]

RIP Mark

[@marksnexus]

The whole video was hilarious.. but 14:22 😂😂

[@MrFoxxx47]

This song isn't nearly as bad as it should be tbh.

[@davidglew5591]

the power stance is too powerful

[@TheJoseprds99]

Rocking like he has to pee Anthony is the funniest person in the world

[@lwatz7009]

This Is Fucking Great!

[@lwatz7009]

+Alex Watson Mark looks like a Muppet

[@meesterSmeeth4182]

Hartford! The Whale!

[@ChrisWhite.fishing]

The song is pretty good compared to video and his looks

[@AndrewBarsky]

It’s not good, but it’s not bad. It’s just there. And in a way, it’s great because of that.

[@mickobrien3156]

The psychological reasons behind what makes a singer/artist cool or uncool comes down to age, with all other things equal and putting the music or artistic content aside. Any middle-aged man singing would seem uncool, because such a man subconsciously reminds us of our fathers, or uncle, or a teacher, perhaps the school principal, et cetera. These people can never be 'cool', because if they're cool, then who isn't? Coolness, like beauty, must be inherently rare or its very definition becomes meaningless. Rarity is what makes coolness, or beauty, so coveted. If it was everywhere and possessed by everyone then it would be worthless; it would be the defining characteristic of mediocrity or being average. Youth is the most coveted natural thing to old or older people. With youth you have health and beauty. And these two things aren't even guaranteed with young people, but that only adds to its desirability. E.G. Rock 'N' Roll has always been a display of reckless youth, not conservative adulthood. Rock 'N' Roll always celebrated health and beauty through some forms of sexuality and rebellion. Middle-aged people, unfortunately, symbolically represent the end of youth, a loss of sexuality, declining health, and there's nothing 'cool' about this because whether we wish to openly acknowledge it or not, nobody wants it. Nobody wants to be old, or middle-aged.

[@FaFaFoFoBawth]

This is still better than whatever Opie is doing these days.