"kittens wit a headache, smoking cigarettes, wit deep thoughts and shit." that killed me.
@chuky112013 жыл бұрын
"Puppies in a cup, missing their feet, it's wroooong".
@chipbuff2110 жыл бұрын
The origin of his beautiful Elephant in the Room bit on animal abuse. I love this guy.
@MrYaqyaq9 жыл бұрын
Puppy head sandwich! Laughed so hard I got hiccups
@Barogas11 жыл бұрын
"Hi. I'm White Lady..."
@troyjackson94727 жыл бұрын
Barogas I
@greydawn12 жыл бұрын
This video was uploaded on the day he died. Can't believe it's been almost a year already. RIP Patrice!
@WATCHMYCLIPSZ Жыл бұрын
😞
@rhern44 Жыл бұрын
2023 and still listening Patrice!
@LiogCeartas6 жыл бұрын
Kitten with conjunctivitis... I can't. XD
@j.patrickboyce55132 жыл бұрын
“A kitten with a cigarette and a headache bag.” 😂😂😂😂
@kiragumanyara11 жыл бұрын
"TOUCHDOWN MICHAEL VICK!....barroooo!"
@jamalraja91575 жыл бұрын
Norton's delivery is always dead on lol.
@tikitimeproductions12 жыл бұрын
the mike vick budwiser commerical patrice came up with is awesome
@Mckxm12 жыл бұрын
Patrice was a funny dude R.I.P
@SwiftOnSports12 жыл бұрын
So many of the funniest people go early. Can only imagine how funny hell is, between Carlin, Pryor, Patrice and Giraldo.
@NickFouladi117 жыл бұрын
Alexander Swift so many musicians too, Layne Staley ,Kurt Cobain, Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, etc
@pmunkyandpals1112 жыл бұрын
xD A freakin' puppy smokin' a cigarette with a headache bag on!
@JaySports64413 жыл бұрын
RIP PATRICE!
@brusox2013 жыл бұрын
I love the line "Puppy head sandwich". Damn it I miss Patrice
@contactkeithstack10 жыл бұрын
"kiss a jackal in the mouth!"
@KenHayes012 жыл бұрын
"You dreaded up negro." Lmao, I'm using that sometime.
@nickdesroches8912 жыл бұрын
i wish we could trade Vick to get Patrice back...
@V4Now3 жыл бұрын
Vick cleaned up his act, Candice Owens, she ain't needed.
@khav113 жыл бұрын
@@V4Now candice wasnt a thing 10 years ago fuck are you talking about.
@Voidaken2 жыл бұрын
@@V4Now She ain't relevant to back then in this video nor this conversation nor now. But sure, I'll trade her. I'd trade either one. Hell, I'd even trade you.
@majorleaguelag Жыл бұрын
@@V4Now Lmao what’s wrong with her
@WATCHMYCLIPSZ Жыл бұрын
@@majorleaguelagshe has a different opinion than others 😂
@King_Mac808 жыл бұрын
With Vick it was actually some "business partners" and a cousin who were in charge of the actual operation
@V4Now3 жыл бұрын
Fame, man. He was probably using his connections and money. Which made it a bigger operation than it would have been.
@gumby51012 жыл бұрын
This was right b4 he past and it makes me sick that the world will never have a patrice in it anymore
@gayrambo4529 Жыл бұрын
My dad fucked his back up really bad, and was doped up in the hospital for a month. Dude is harder than a coffin nail, but when this commercial would come on the TV, he'd lose his shit and start crying like I had never seen before. Fucking surreal.
@G0DKompleX13 жыл бұрын
"puppy head sandwich" fucking classic
@soloro71125 жыл бұрын
Michael Vick sled on the sword and didn't snitch on all the others who participated in highstakes gambling and dogfighting period. That's the truth I learned when I lived in the Hampton Roads Area.
@CP-gg1ke11 ай бұрын
That's Hampton, don't drag VB and Chesapeake into it
@jordantaylorwilliams82272 жыл бұрын
The group laugh was legendary 🤣
@phanatic2152 жыл бұрын
The best clips of Patrice are when he makes background people laugh. You can hear Sam and Travis crack up at headache bag.
@KenHayes011 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding me? Next time I run into Chief Keef I'm callin him a dreaded up negro just off gp
@portorock52275 жыл бұрын
are you still alive?
@lovemusicandpsychadellics79527 жыл бұрын
i miss this
@seethemore63609 ай бұрын
18:04
@HajiAbdullah12 жыл бұрын
I know what's funny they don't talk about dogfighters in the Southern United States. Most of those NFL players who become dogfighters normally went down south in seen a dog fight and saw how much money it makes
@thinkboutit7 ай бұрын
I love how damn near all of elephant in the room came from O&A
@donaldpace90336 жыл бұрын
Puppy head sandwich lol...
@JasonX211 жыл бұрын
Damn! RIP
@bobloblaw97914 жыл бұрын
A kitten with a headache bag, smoking a cigarette
@hiks4512 жыл бұрын
amen
@CoolScreenName12 жыл бұрын
The first 2 minutes have me crying laughing every time
@EGarrett017 жыл бұрын
The bit becomes hilarious at 16:28.
@tampaphone993 жыл бұрын
I have never agreed with Patrice more
@isthatyoujaunwayne41833 жыл бұрын
No one says shit when there’s a stray dog problem in Rio around World Cup time. People seem to care about things at really odd times.
@snarkasticdouche3863 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's bad too. How does that excuse making living animals fight to the death for your profit exactly?
@jakeinbed8133 Жыл бұрын
Because were weak consciously we have to be controlled, if we weren't it would become anarchy likely
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet97 жыл бұрын
Patrice was ALWAYS pulling this shit; acting like his personal traits were those of "black people" overall or the defining characteristics of the race, when in just about every case, we know damned well that isn't true. Don't take Michael Vick's treatment of dogs as the standard among blacks, take Patrice's equally individual love of animals and extrapolate THAT to all blacks instead. Don't take blacks knocking people out for saying something racist as the norm, take Patrice laughing it off and admitting that he wants to be racist too as the norm.
@VickHushpuppy2152 жыл бұрын
All you had to say was black ppl aren’t a monolith lol because black ppl bitch & complain more than laughing shit off by a long shot
@LiogCeartas6 жыл бұрын
Pitbulls a walking shark... i can't argue that. But those little toy dogs can be vicious too. They walking piranhas.
@jrsmith33447 жыл бұрын
You just won the Superbowl. Where you goin..........Awe Nigga!! HAHAHA
@dds219013 жыл бұрын
@16:10 Aaron Rodgers = the Ultimate Weapon lol
@chuky112012 жыл бұрын
And to think, the Eagles start the season today against the Browns in CLEVELAND!!
@KenFan4life12 жыл бұрын
michael vick vs tim tebow in a superbowl would be a massive media ...idk, thing.... the game would suck.
@dbfro112 жыл бұрын
its coogi man..
@Dnorris249 жыл бұрын
minute 15
@SolidMikeP11 жыл бұрын
He would make fun of you
@dominiqueosorio-davis67814 жыл бұрын
A watery eyed cat.
@skiparkcityut3 жыл бұрын
Ruined Vicks career , he never won anything after.