Opie & Anthony: Stallone

[@billcarrig9434]

00:00:56 Ant as Stallone, "What do you know about acting? Louie. Louie Beans!", fucking killed me.

[@CountArtha]

I have to say, that last monologue in First Blood was his best acting.

[@reddoor6114]

Barely intelligible...but yea

[@hunterjones9822]

God Damn Patrice is the fucking BEST

[@jarrodbarkley9061]

All the Stallone imitations are killing me 😂😂 Blahhhblahhh

[@MarceloAbans]

To those guys who make O&A bits come to life like this, THANK YOU! This is fucking great, a new level of some MST3K-type shit.

[@ToruKun1]

"FFFFFUCK THAT!" LMAO @ Patrice's rage. XD

[@zom247]

I can listen to the lads talk about movies forever. Patrice: "Hey john where you at man were coming to get ya"

[@kcamerons]

MacgruberMacgyver, I love your syncing of the rants. all of them

[@AlbertEinsteinJr]

Stallone is an underrated actor, he is a good actor, but he has done lots of shit so it sets him up for ridicule. And to imply that Rocky and Rambo are basically the same character is wayyy off base, they just don't like stallone. But lots of people don't , he's always entertained me, even his bad movies are good. Him and Arnold are among my favorite actors, no one blows up shit better than those guys.

[@yermongo]

This was great.

[@JerFhilm]

Heheh I like the part in first blood 2 where he's hiding in the wall of mud when the guy walks by all you see his his eyes pop open, funny shit.

[@ixf05u]

Just the concept of this video is hilarious even before the content haha

[@pacinog6834]

great job whoever made this vid for real

[@NeverAloneForever]

Some do. The Untouchables had me rolling.

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

I imagined Sylvester Stallone being cast as the president in a movie, and that thought alone made me laugh out loud. That's a terrible category to be in.

[@JaneDoe-zr4px]

"he became a fat sad man" Patrice rules

[@BishopAP]

I'm with Bob Kelly on this one. You don't get to star opposite Estelle Getty in "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot" without having the acting chops on lock. What a dope.

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

Ohhhhh, you was bein’ sarcastic-like

[@Arrowdodger]

How sad is it that when I tried to come up with a non-Stallone-stereotype Stallone role, one of the best I could come up with is in Spy Kids 3?

[@ThousanWhite]

great

[@EDGEMASTER84]

I lol'd so hard @ 5:00 - 5:08

[@Edubbplate]

He's good in Oscar.

[@Lumpycpu]

great video, btw

[@MatthewBissonnette88]

This is actually from a scene in First Blood that was deleted. Colonel, "Sheriff. You don't understand Rambo. The army taught Rambo how to survive by eating his own feces and drinking his own urine." Sheriff, "What the army do to this fucking guy?" Colonel, "I know, I know. He couldn't stop when he rotated back stateside, let's just say it ruined his social life."

[@poleag]

How are John Rambo and Rocky Balboa at all the same character?

[@BishopAP]

How was "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" NOT brought up in this conversation?!

[@jonathanc4166]

No sly is not on the same level as a Clint Eastwood or De niro or Denzel but he does have a great screen presence in the way Arnold does as well. Not every actor has a screen presence.

[@LightmyWay23]

Scorsese is just "entertaining", not "fantastic epic"? Bullshit. Marty is a fucking legend, a master of cinema.

[@ShortFingeredShreder]

Stallone's a good actor... for a Stallone role. He's very limited, but with the right role he does very well. Kinda like Arnold. Arnold's not as good of an actor but he gets a lot more slack because he's Arnold. Even a shitty Schwarzenegger movie is still tolerable for the most part, but a bad Stallone movie is just cringeworthy.

[@sdry]

watch all the schwarzenegger "comedies" and tell me you did not cringe at once.

[@mah5191]

shouts out my homies who watchin KINDERGARDEN COP

[@MegaMan-bs3oy]

I don't think Arnold has taken as big of risks. His movies are more made to fit him in. He knows what he is good at and they know to Stallone is in stuff like Cop land. Pretty deep stuff then he is in stuff like dredd. Hell you could of put Arnold in dredd instead. People may have loved it just cause it fits Arnold's style of goofy over the top action. Would of been just as bad nonetheless

[@deinse81]

Next Bobby's gonna tell us that we can't tell the difference between his performance in Dane Cook movies and De Niro's in Taxi Driver, unless we have acting experience.

[@johnclavis]

LOL @ 1:36 -- JAZZ HANDS!!! Scientology makes you gay.

[@ResidentKiller22]

wayyyeahhh was new, then that became wayeahhAGGHHHH!

[@Yesc3]

Did you have one about cobra that got deleted?

[@nickypeeps]

how can they shit all over Vos and let Patrice get away with pluralizing "Martin Scorsese"? He said it three times in five seconds

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

Giving him a little “homie leeway”

[@Torgo1001]

"Schwarzenigga, please."

[@bbachner2]

where's derosa seat?

[@zom247]

Classic. I'm surprised SaiyanZ hasn't stolen it yet.

[@LondonPride25]

His name literally means black ploughman. Schwarzen - black, Egger - ploughman.

[@MrTbomb78]

@ 7:13 cobra ki never die

[@MelBee128]

This whole thing was hilarious, but sometimes Patrice is so loud that I have to literally remove my headphones. It sucks too because he says a lot of funny shit, but I just wish he wouldn't scream in the microphone so much.

[@gdawgs101]

Mel Bee Try growing a pair

[@MelBee128]

gdawgs101 well I already have a pair... of breasts. I'm a girl. Nice guys on this KZbin. Really know how to talk to a lady. Hahahaha J/k I love Patrice and you're right. I should be a bit tougher.

[@ocelotonatiuh1255]

I disagree considering Sly's done: Rocky 1-3 F.I.S.T. Nighthawks First Blood Lock Up Cop Land The man CAN act

[@booates]

Isn't schwarz black in german? Blackanigga?

[@mw2727]

great movies, bad him

[@AroundSun]

copland was good

[@Marobot]

Im with Jimmy on this one, how can anyone who saw Rambo/Rocky and Rocky Balboa bitch bout Stallone being BAD actor ? Just because he usually plays the "same guy" ? So does Morgan Freeman or Sean Connery but nobody is bitching bout them.

[@SHlTTER]

Scorceseez

[@Demendred]

@jermck13 second that.

[@tampaphone99]

Way to kill an interesting bit by going to the phones. Great job talentless Opie

[@NeverAloneForever]

Or most of his films if he thinks they're just entertainment.

[@TaRAAASHBAGS]

Bawbee confuses emotional intensity for "good acting."

[@ethanbradley2089]

Scorsese wasn't a great director? I wanna go to Jersey City and yell at Patrice's grave.

[@Alufear]

Schwarzenigga. :)

[@nynation10]

tried to steal fatness hilarius

[@thefriendsociety]

@AlbertEinsteinJr alberteinsteinjr or george bush jr may have been a better name for you

[@thefriendsociety]

@AlbertEinsteinJr I'd still be 10 away from yours.

[@jaimonjohn2516]

stallone is a good actor but he's making these shitty movies ruined his reputation like judge Dredd cobra Demolition man even rocky Rambo sequels !!!

[@dreday5880]

jaimon john Demolition Man was a good movie

[@Ocelotonatiuh]

Both Cliffhanger and Demolition Man kept Stallone afloat in the 90s.