Opie & Anthony: Whitney Cummings NBC Sitcom (09/15, 10/05/11)

The show discusses the perplexing rise of Whitney Cummings and the awful promos for her NBC show.
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[@Mushr00m97]

And now Whitney has a barely relevant comedy career thats still pushed down our throats, and Chris has something in common with Ants taste in women.

[@mike2590rrr]

Whaaaaaat? You mean people didn’t respond well to “muhhh funny female comedian tv show”? Crazy talk.

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

It's funny how Whitney is barely relevant yet still less obscure than most of the O&A universe these days. Depressing times we live in.

[@chillingguy8386]

If it wasn’t for Rogan she be done

[@tmack11]

@@chillingguy8386 she created Two broke Girls and gets syndication residuals. She doesn't have to work lol

[@Lynxchillin08]

@@chillingguy8386 That could be said for a lot of people that orbit around Rogans success. He's probably making money from all of them though.

[@CapAnson12345]

She, along with her BFF Chelsea Handler are notorious for auditioning on their knees..

[@mistermax3034]

CapAnson12345 So do I, "cum cough" have the part?

[@eugeneslivko5042]

As Jeff ross once said at a roast: she is currently working on two pilots...and that was just on the flight over here. 100 percent she gargles the balls of network execs.

[@emzkoe3904]

@J V Me too. Chelsea Handler is exactly where I thought she would end up. She lived a party/slutty/alcoholic/screw having kids.. feminist type lifestyle...and now she has found herself old, alone and empty. Just trying to fill the void with empty social justice activism. I used to like her on Chelsea Lately, but I cant stand her anymore. I try to separate people's politics from their art..but she has just blurred that line so much that I can't.

[@ReddFoxx1562]

Everyone auditions on their knees.

[@pretorious700]

@@ReddFoxx1562 talented people don't need to

[@MrDavidBlack]

“Hey, guess what, there’s a young girl that’s middling attractive that swears a lot, let’s get her,” -Norm MacDonald. /watch?v=kmkMKAOf_PQ

[@thisisfrankcostanza]

Where did Whitney get the marriage jokes, John and Jeff?

[@TurkFebruary88]

“We’re two hacks...”

[@joeraguso5376]

Bill Burr was telling that joke in the mid 90s, except he used parachutes as his example.

[@BetterThanYou81]

✡️ writers.

[@rls0123]

…..we’re gonna say *NICE!*

[@Jimbonejamsalot]

And now Chris takes his anger out on 17-year-olds who don't do their makeup right.. thanks Whitney!

[@dorpth]

"Who the hell dresses up like a French maid?" "They do in France." "I'm talking about French maids! Not France!" Another brilliant point by the Opester.

[@motherbear6146]

I cant wait to hear this

[@ArkonBlade]

Only the most Highest IQ observation by the man who has been doing radio since he was 18,

[@mikehunt9884]

i was just going to post that, Opie really was infuriating sometimes.. and by sometimes i mean all the time.

[@Cherevolution1]

13:55 How did nobody realize that's Bill Burr's Joke!! :000

[@duanealbers4985]

Lol ya parachute

[@Buckets50]

Its an old joke, burr delivers it well but its not an original idea

[@joeraguso5376]

I caught it, but I don't think it's a Bill Burr original or anything.

[@Juventud2222]

That show was so shit. I'm glad i found this. I love O&A tearing shit apart and this show deserves it.

[@benjisellsword3058]

Its painful to hear Opie criticize comedy because he clearly doesn't understand jokes and what makes them funny or unfunny so he would not laugh at something funny and laugh at something unfunny thats why he usually just follows whatever everyone else does.

[@TV-Tony]

"Shitcom" lol, I gotta use that.

[@cjxked12]

Opie critiquing someone for not being funny or entertaining whatsoever. Oh the irony. Fucking drip.

[@G0DKompleX]

lol nobody wants to be called a "Fucking Drip"

[@rakuencallisto]

I've seen an interview with her and Chris D'elia promoting the show before it aired. Not only was Chris not interested and obviously hated Whitney, she never let him voice anything or give his opinion, she would just interrupt and rush her own answer like fucking Bobo. After a while, you just see Chris like stare at the ceiling and shuffle his feet all bored. Such a talented comedian having to deal with such shit.

[@defaultusername123]

LOL Chris D'Elia is just as shitty as Whiney. He gets his cock sucked when hes in the Rogan circle but that guy thinks he's hot shit after doing some of the worst comedy shows and standup i've ever seen. He'll do anything for a fucking paycheck.

[@defaultusername123]

J G exactly. Just an annoying douche to the core of his being.

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Talented Comedian?! LMFAO. He sucks so bad, I felt like I can become a comedian from by watching him

[@chocolatetownforever7537]

@J V He cant pull off the hot guy though, as badly as he wants to be him. That pale face of his reminds me of a slightly better looking Christopher Lloyd in his taxi days.

[@geedee1264]

"All of that PC bullshit!!" "She's not PC" "I wouldn't know I havn't watched it

[@defaultusername123]

Chris D'Elia gets so much credit for being a "great standup" even though none of his stand-up sets are remotely as good as any of the comedians on O and A (including Vos). D'Elia does anything for a paycheck (this fucking drivel and Undateable prove that). On top of that, his producer daddy gets him easy hook ups and the clueless comedy fans think he's great cause he does the same fucking stupid voice for every punchline.

[@lenhudson8194]

Comedy is subjective. You should learn this.

[@16surge13]

Now he does a podcast with Brendan Shaub

[@BetterThanYou81]

​@@lenhudson8194Yeah funny people like funny comedians and Lames like you like Lame comedians. Understood.

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

The main reason why the first few lines of the show are not funny is because in real life NO man would give a shit what his girl is wearing to some wedding. Hell, he probably doesn't want to go to the wedding in the first place. So this guy focusing so much on his girls attire for the wedding is stupid.

[@theoriginaltommysteward]

Haha seriously...I'd just look at her and go "Oh good, I don't have to give a shit about this dumb wedding".

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

@@theoriginaltommysteward yup, you can tell that a woman wrote that joke. No man gives a shit what his woman is wearing to a wedding unless she is trying to dress like a skank to attract other men.

[@Drvol1]

7/8/2014 - I liked it. I actually did like her show. It was good! It was edgy! Gregg Opie Hughes.

[@E101ification]

You are kidding me. He said that?

[@robertstraw9881]

Oh my god he’s such a phoney garbage human

[@celondelon]

I agree with them the number of shitcoms being made is embarrassing the writing is terrible. Seriously Louie is a great comedy and it doesn't need a laugh track unlike this piece a crap.

[@kmacksmcdonald6475]

The looks like a banana bit killed me Anthony had it down. Yellow dress looks like a banana

[@Yokes27]

48:04 ooohhhh so the opster is just spreading out his jokes...that explains EVERYTHING!

[@caligo641]

Objection, the french maid outfit is great regardless of O&A's reprehension at the thought of boarding a plane.

[@tacsman]

The worst part of this is Opie's fake laughter.

[@kingseanp9267]

So the question is: what hack comic did Opie steal the chewable panties line from?

[@braddywarbucks]

Opie is actually really funny here. Great episode until Roland shows up. He is nails on a chalkboard annoying.

[@paolomurphy9678]

joe rogan loves her , I like rogan but his taste at times sucks. if I have to hear Cameron Haynes talking about running again I'm going to shit

[@CloveCoast]

Whitney turned on Chris SO fast. A very fake friend.

[@Demendred]

It's too bad her name wasn't Mary Yates

[@williamhenderson2661]

Lol O and A is literally 20 jokes in 2 minutes when the boys were in studio and riffing. Only reason the jokes stopped is when Opie went to the phone to bayshore bob or whatever the fork his name is

[@richardsanchez5444]

But they're funnier than the clips of Whitney's show

[@jessiepoquette2017]

Wow opie made me laugh twice in this 😮 open your as*hole😂

[@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053]

I agree with you with that list for the most part. Though I will say I do like Maria Bamford I think she is pretty funny. But you cannot say Roseanne Barr is not funny. Roseanne is Mega Force stand up

[@cuddlepartyatmyhouse]

Why the fuck are they so pissed over sexy Nurses/Maids? XD

[@PsYcHoNaUt1993]

cuddlepartyatmyhouse idk but nurses have that take care of you factor

[@TheSlimshadyfan4ever]

this whitney shit was canceled

[@mrskinszszs]

this is also from 2 years ago

[@TheSlimshadyfan4ever]

oh yeah I know im just saying this show was awful

[@mrskinszszs]

TheSlimshadyfan4ever yeah, i caught one episode bc i thought whitney was cute, but god damn it was terrible. of course, i should have known better when the critic reviews for the pilot were god awful

[@TheSlimshadyfan4ever]

yea I watched two episodes and I was so angry at myself for doing so that I said never again ever this is horrible so glad its canceled

[@vinceputrimas1429]

id drop a load on her

[@bricecate]

steer the ship or not, opie adds nothing funny

[@djstockton1853]

Roland needs a Stephen Hawking machine.

[@JacaboBlanco]

God. I despise Opie. With every bone in my body.

[@TheLejait]

Holy shit Roland! Hahahaha

[@guest3858]

ive used that allah akbar line so many times, pure gold

[@zeliminator666]

SHA NANANA!

[@jonnda]

I've never heard of Whitney Cummings before today, but that sounds like a porn name.

[@LiberalsArePoop]

God I hate everything about Opie.

[@mrniceguy7168]

28:50

[@ramseyr1562]

I hate opie but hes spot on with this one.

[@maynardgrey5237]

Because if anyone knows about comedy and timing, it's the Opester!

[@vice86]

are there ANY funny women out there?

[@winterc.2476]

Christina P., Tom Segura's wife

[@richardmartinez1931]

Winter C. SHE ISNT FUNNY

[@ArkonBlade]

MadTV had some funny ones. beyond that.. cant think of any.

[@alexmiller6572]

Ant says Whitney is a “1am” broad and Ope says he’d pass on her!?!?!? They must just get supermodels 24/7.....

[@mathatter9158]

In no way am I defending this horrible sitcom and definitely not D’elia’s comedy but O&A are very boring. Norton was funny but these two sound like two old ladies bitching about a church bingo cheating conspiracy. How can anyone argue this show was even close to the same level as Stern.

[@TheBlarggle]

This honestly sounds like a group of the uncool kids dissecting and analyzing just exactly why "The Cool Kid" isn't cool. 100% out of jealousy that they aren't that cool. Except now they're adults. So they get jealous when people advance their careers past (ridiculously hacky, uninspired) radio.

[@mikek4610]

TheBlarggle nah...theyre making fun of shit

[@theoriginaltommysteward]

How do these people end up at O&A videos haha

[@aa888zz]

I like it when Jim Norton is out. That guy is annoying.

[@marine76a]

"Whitney Cummings sucks," fast forward a few decades and it's still true.

[@Mike-dl8vx]

How do you think she became famous?

[@JAShwartz]

"Half of all marriages end...in sweatpants" is the single worst tagline I've ever seen or heard for anything ever. The first time I saw it, it just infuriated me with how bad it is.

[@samir6047]

What's wrong with sweatpants ? Fuckin hack lady

[@JuanCKaun]

Oh come on guys it's fun awh guys come on!

[@brianweiss589]

@@JuanCKaun r u the hole 🤣

[@daxmiller35]

Now guys.....let's not...make fun of people

[@lifesagameandaryanswonthec2261]

Stop hating on that Killer line.

[@Rcalderon518]

Fast forward almost 10 years and D‘Lea is still rocking the same look lol

[@vigusdna3760]

Abe Cedeefgee yeah she was a complete bitch on a lot of podcasts, I watched like half of a Tigerbelly podcast & she was just unbearable ... so I won’t even watch her on any other podcast...

[@samir6047]

@@vigusdna3760 lol I know what you mean, she was so hostile and condescending during the doug Benson weed show, couldn't watch for more than 5 mins.

[@giovannioquendo6305]

Whitney Cummins is still a cunt and Chris Delia is a 40 year old man who still try’s to be 25 the can both go screw

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

Go back 25 years and D’Lea is still stalkin the same look

[@UxCANxDOxIT]

Well he's gotta attract the youngins

[@skinsman82000]

As usual, opie ruins it with his forced hate...desperate to make a bit.

[@acoop9865]

wolfaesthetic you’re kidding right? This show is even less funny than Chris’s last special

[@MrRoundwound]

Opie’s success is baffling

[@MrRoundwound]

PISTOL PETE opie is a tool. What a talentless f. Anthony is a gem,though

[@acoop9865]

bob fossum yeah I feel like you’re the same type of listener who Ant HATED when they’d call in and have literally nothing to say. They were always so embarrassing and dumb.

[@acoop9865]

@Space Munky Jay Mohr LOL. Enough said. You’re an idiot

[@powermasterjazz]

Just goes to show that some shows that get cancelled deserve it.

[@buhshmuh]

Most of them do

[@SupremeChimp]

Watching this in 2022, pretty crazy, whitney doesnt even look like that anymore shes had so much more plastic surgery lmao.

[@nomadmalachi]

She's part of the reason for 2 Broke Girls?! OK, I totally friggin' hate her now. I LOATHE that show, it's crappy jokes and 2 stars that can speak only in a LOUD MONOTONE. Out of the few episodes I saw, the ONLY funny thing about that show was the older black guy.

[@E101ification]

It's awful, isn't it? There are shows that I don't personally find funny but I can understand why someone else might, different tastes and senses of humor and whatnot....but that 2 Broke Girls is just utter shit. It's not a question of different tastes or sense of humor, it's just bad.

[@KerriHooper]

It's pretty funny to hear them rip on Chris lol.

[@acoop9865]

Are these real promo posters in the video? Holy shit I had no idea what a hack she was

[@NothingToPointOut24]

Nice rip off of a Bill Burr joke at 13:50 .. But she said planes instead of skydiving so I guess it's not the same.

[@Paradox-dy3ve]

How drunk is Anthony in this clip? 😂

[@Azeminad]

Anthony doesn’t drink, he has been sober since 1989.

[@shiiswii4136]

thats what i was thinking lol, once i heard opie talking so much and trying hard to be funny i realized ant was slacking lol

[@the701squad]

she is responsible for two broke girls, no further comment needed

[@E101ification]

I saw a few minutes of that show and it was the most insufferably unfunny pile of shit I'd ever seen, even worse than Two and Half Men.

[@CarloisBuriedAlive]

Not only is she responsible for it, she will be making tons of money off it in syndication lol

[@motherbear6146]

If ur super high you'll go "daaaaaaah" every so often out of shire corniness and that's close to amusement🤷‍♂️

[@BetterThanYou81]

​@@CarloisBuriedAliveProbably not though, The Hollywood ✡️'s always have a way to keep their money from people like her.

[@ShortFingeredShreder]

13:56 She stole and butchered one of Bill Burr's jokes.

[@Cherevolution1]

+ShortFingeredShreder Exactly what I was thinking!! I wish they realized that!

[@carlosdanger4648]

ShortFingeredShreder I

[@ryanbates362]

And it's the ONE joke they thought was funny ha

[@SuperVladamere]

It's a scripted show so a writer butchered it and she regurgitate it.

[@Buckets50]

its an old hack joke. Burr just has a rendition of it.

[@johnsmith-mr6rj]

i hate Whitneys show and her in general but amy schumer is way worst.all she has is sex jokes and thats all most girl comics have bc its easy to get a laugh being hot and talking dirty.

[@WahDahTa]

schumer is FUCKING AWFUL

[@tylerao]

Whitney is soooo terrible

[@oddlookingduck]

Opie is worse

[@ubermensch6669]

Her talking is what makes her annoying she’s that chick that loves the sound of her voice and always has something sarcastic to aay

[@TonyMichaels166]

But… but… female comedienne funny!!!!!! Vagina jokes funny!!!! Sarcastic sex pussy penis jokes funny!!!!!

[@lebumcames3615]

Man, Opie had better lines than that slug Norton in this one.

[@bigmikeobama523]

opie saying someone sucks lol

[@matthius1692]

Isn’t that half of all marriages line an old bill burr joke? Shameless writers.

[@krusso811]

Really is boring seeing any of these women comics with the false confidence trying to be funny. The whole I don't care attitude is just played out. Just be there if you're hot for us to look at. Other than that SHHHHHHHH

[@pretorious700]

8 years later, and she's still awful.

[@DJIFridays]

I love how the first four seconds of this clip summed everything up.

[@dbcooprrr]

Shes not a comic. She was a model who learned how to mimic real comedians timing and rhythm in order to get what she wanted from show business.

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

The Waco Kid why are you pretending she isn’t hot, fatso? It was enough to hear the show pretend she isn’t fuckable

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

The Waco Kid jokes gotta be based in reality to be funny. Calling a hot chick ugly is just reaching. I’m sorry that you felt the need to say sorry.

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

The Waco Kid guess that explains why you’re not funny

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

The Waco Kid the “limit” is that simply sayin a woman who’s attractive isn’t attractive will never get a laugh. Jokes need truth to them to be funny. Quite simple really. Sucks you can’t get it.

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

The Waco Kid I’d agree that she’s humorless but she’s not unattractive. You’d smash

[@eclipsez0r]

How do laugh tracks still exist? Anyone name one good show that currently uses them?

[@existenceisrelative]

Because a lot of shows have taken to confusing people by saying "it's not a laugh track, it's an audience." And people don't stop to think that an audience, when recorded, produces.... a laugh track!

[@E101ification]

+existenceisrelative - But everyone with a brain understands that when people say "laugh track" they're referring to sitcoms where the laughter you're hearing is from a pre-recorded track that had nothing to do with the action on screen, whereas a show that doesn't use a "laugh track" is understood to mean a show whose laugh track was recorded from a live audience as they watched the action on screen. This is literally one of the simplest things one can understand, why you felt the need to make it seem complicated is beyond me.

[@Blood0cean]

@silantbill yes

[@CuttinBlade]

The laugh track in Saved by the Bell was more convincing.

[@chocolatetownforever7537]

So was the acting....

[@BetterThanYou81]

And it had more convincing plots.

[@samuelmaurice904]

"what are your overalls in the wash?" The funny thing is that's totally something ant would say..

[@alanchihuaha7237]

I hate when people act like a hot girl isn't hot. Whitney Cummings is hot as fuck.

[@heySTUPIDass]

Solid six and fading, calm down

[@groundedastronautgaming5841]

“Jimmie can’t get his show made...” Can you imagine how awful his show would be? He is possibly the worst “actor” of all time. He’s great on the radio but he’s not made for the screen.

[@Hallucinato444]

ur so not a fan stop listening u dumb twat

[@derekchauvinistrockwellthe4917]

Poor Chris D'elia ...

[@Blood0cean]

Fuck him

[@KerriHooper]

I guess people aren't feeling bad for him these days.

[@Blood0cean]

@@KerriHooper never liked him always hated his trust fund baby face

[@dildoswaggins3724]

@@KerriHooper Because of all the sexual assault on minors?

[@brandthecattle]

Less than 10 years from now, you'll see his Snapchat and go, "Wow! What was he thinking?!"

[@beenz07]

Yeah, she used to be a model, what an uggo

[@richardsanchez5444]

That sha nah nah part made me laugh more than the Whitney clips

[@witchsniffer5764]

How did they manage to go into a whole fetish costume conversation when Jimmy wasn't there? You can feel the void there.

[@MrMattyk414]

She got so much work done, that she looks like "Flo" from the Progressive commercials. Luckily, she looks trashy. Which I like.

[@vigusdna3760]

GOOD OBSERVATION Lmao she does ... looks like Flo’s Slightly better looking older/Younger Sister lol 😂

[@rigafraction1653]

Undatable was decent until Cummings joined the cast and it ended instantly

[@killustrator]

Opie is stunned that the french maid is found in France. He's truly dull.

[@carlm2590]

Opie's outraged and talkin tough watch out!

[@drummer78]

I know it’s a dumb sitcom but what wife trying to be the sexy nurse would then turn the scenario into a miserable hospital co-pay scenario?

[@WheezingCheetah]

Someone who hates her husband I guess

[@DavidDantePhoenix]

Whitney's show was so hateable.

[@RmnGnzlz]

Everytime Opie says "Finally someone had to say it" with the edgy tone feeling like a badass I feel what I felt the first time I saw 2 girls 1 cup.

[@sca8217]

What... A lump in the drawers?

[@RmnGnzlz]

@@sca8217 Fooking homerun Chip. Take us out Erock.

[@andrewmiller868]

The only thing opie ever contributed to the show was ruining at bit. Jimmy and anthony carried him for years

[@phanatic215]

What's with the laugh track? It's awkward because a funny show shouldn't have to gives you cues to laugh.

[@zglndle22]

She's funnier than opie

[@E101ification]

So is cancer.

[@mikek4610]

Jz so is an impacted hemmeroid

[@ArkonBlade]

So is AIDS

[@mrberry7950]

Ha, saw this. Said I wonder if she is in studio or if they don't like it.... Click... a millisecond in I get a very solid answer.

[@RayleneSteves]

millionaires who have never travelled

[@GarthMarenghiMD]

French maids wear French maid's outfits? That is shocking Opie

[@erikgriswold5273]

Whitney Cummings isn't very funny but them saying she isn't attractive is a stretch. O&A, as much as I enjoyed their show, both look like trolls. She's attracttive.

[@lambrosk3790]

Someone tell Chris D’lea it’s alright to change styles. For a second there I thought Opie and Anthony got back together.

[@crussteasock4047]

Why is it not ok to keep the same style? I don't get it

[@unitedplankton2866]

what mook ever thought this woman was funny?

[@Blood0cean]

Horny drunk idiots like ant

[@robertstraw9881]

The executive she was humping

[@novelchaser3556]

Opie: obsessed with Kim Kardashian Lmao

[@blkplaguelmc]

Opie is a mary

[@jeremypayne5078]

Every comic knows it's hard to follow someone who kills. I'm sure it's the same with TV too, so they showed this after The Office...

[@chocolatetownforever7537]

Thats called a "lead in", and its every sit com producers wet dream to be lead in by a great show. Despite having a massive audience on their couches , waiting to watch something after "The Office" was finished, this show couldnt get viewers.

[@borrisg4972]

Shana na na Sick Roland rules xD

[@jessiepoquette2017]

I am not judge chi's Delia yet and anyway it's not like he Danny Masterson or bill Cosby lol