Ore Oduba & Joanne Clifton Strictly Come Dancing WINNERS Interview & Michelle Keegan

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I am the wonderful Mr Ore Oduba,...simply the greatest dancer alive how else did l receive those."TENS".for my so un-FORGETABLE jive Len was only telling the truth,..... when he would stand up and shout Ore az nevaaa dunced befoaa,!!...eeez wot strictly iz all abaaaaaght In the semi`s my dance was a..."SHAMBLES",..full of mistakes galore which ha,ha was not reflected,. in my ."top of the leaderboard" score watching Danny and Claudia in the dance off,.. it was so plain to see the look of relief on there faces knowing ....they were not facing ."ME" In the final waiting for the results,,......which l already knew in advance l leered across to Danny Mac thinking ."Sucker you`ve got no chance" Then when they said,...."ORE ODUBA",.....l tried hard to fake surprise Saying ."OMG l don`t believe it",..."Crocodile tears".. flooding my eyes l stood there gloating .leering,.smirking..trying hard not to look "Smug" Gene Kelly`s widow came rushing over.......to give me a great big hug saying,. "Ore you were wonderful,..you put my late husband to shame,. Hollywood will want you to star in a remake of .."SINGING IN THE RAIN" A drunken man came over to me saying,.l so wanna shake your hand i`m Len Goodwins neighbour,......and you have just won me ten grand people were screaming n shouting, "Ore`s the best there`s ever been surely he will be going to the palace,...... to be knighted by the Queen But that was all two years ago ,..since l`ve been working all of the time and l`ll be bringing in the new year with,...."Ore singing Auld lang sign" each morning l awake,. look in the mirror, an act of which l am so fond convinced l will get the call saying,....."Ore will you play the next "Bond" Now l have heard rumours that...."THE FACE"......on the new £50 note should be .."ORE ODUBA,"..complete with that .smirk,.leer..and "Gloat" and looking ahead to when l die,....there will be thousands in the Mall paying respect to the wonderful "ME",.. during my ..."State fun-er-aaal"