Orthopox Yelling at Crypto for Failing the Mission - DESTROY ALL HUMANS! (2005)

[@NapalmX717]

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[@electrobob992]

Sad that they cut some of them. I liked it when Crypto back sassed Pox in the capitol city mission xD

[@gent777]

Did they cut the one at 00:24?

[@Tortugaman64]

Crypto sounds so genuinely annoyed when he goes "What?!"

[@otakunthevegan4206]

I love that xD

[@ZGlove.]

He sounds like someone annoyed at their parents for talking to them.

[@red-man7017]

He's probably failed many missions before coming to earth, to the point he's more annoyed when pox yells at him than threatened

[@rrods5097]

I like how he says 'curse you pathetic humans' even though half of the time the failure was his fault.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Lmao, shifting the blame, but I guess it's the alien equivalent of "the dog ate my homework"

[@Misfitboy1969]

LOL I was just looking for a comment like this

[@dillionmaxwell5451]

Ikr? Me too! Gets me every time! Even to this day 😂😂😂

[@DedricSilva]

Pox: Crypto! Crypto: WHAT IS IT NOW!? Pox: Why do you keep blaming the humans when your the one that did these things!? Crypto: Maybe its because IT'S WHAT I DO!

[@GeorgieCarapella]

@@DedricSilvatechnically it’s the player’s fault

[@MegaFafnir]

"You're lucky I don't atomize you where you stand!" "YuH lUh-KuH aH dUh Ah-TaH-mAh YuH wEh YuH sTaH..."

[@PChamileon97]

Crypto: *kills target* also Crypto: Curse You, Pathetic Humans!

[@lenarmangum6401]

I love that! XD

[@WillieManga]

I love Richard's sarcasm during the second one. "If I had known you were gonna behave like this, I would have warned the humans ahead of time; "Hi, how's the family? Everything's super here, we'll most likely be over to invade you in the morning.." BRAINS, CRYPTO! TRY TO BE DISCREET!"

[@GeorgieCarapella]

One of my favorite

[@damaniqphillip2756]

Zim yelling at Cad Bane

[@mannyperez6096]

Cad bane!

[@basedbattledroid3507]

So accurate haha

[@mannyperez6096]

Cad bane: curse you pathetic humans

[@sladkinable]

Hahahahah ahahaha

[@curtisleblanc5897]

CRYPTO IS CAD BANE???

[@thegamingartistcalvinmoore5180]

Just imagine that Orthopox is Zim and Crypto is Gir if he was more intelligent.

[@controlbrains]

Gir goes crazy and stuff is just destroy all humans 4

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

4:50, after witnessing the horrific murder of a fellow human being via traumatic head explosion. Bob immediately lost all will to live and proceeded to drown himself in the santa modesta bay.

[@bluesquid7900]

no he just hated how people were treating cops and him even though he was one of the good ones

[@zyxelztrife2408]

Dang funny gameplay mechanics~! XD

[@notsocaringwolf.3763]

That's Bill.

[@tenno-heika1286]

@@notsocaringwolf.3763 Yes, he is Bill and he's right

[@red-man7017]

Nobody going to talk about the fact that killing the crackpot in the remake counts as a failstate?

[@greatsageclok-roo9013]

You gotta love Richard Horvitz!

[@joeyylaraa6941]

You know what I like? "I like our I like pie I like pie I like pie"- billy from the grim adventure's of billy and mandy

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

He should've been Nitros Oxide from Crash Team Racing. It'd be hella funnier than David A. Pizzuto (I like his performance, but... Richard Horvitz would've been better. RIP Pizzuto)

[@blestmusician2a.k.a.robert263]

He also plays as zim from invader zim!

[@Donpistachio2008]

Orthopox. Invader Zim. Moxxie. Etc. Man Hes Such A Good Voice Actor. Hell. Even A God Damn Legend.

[@alexprivateaccount2k4]

Trust me, he was such a nice guy when I met him.

[@marvincool3744]

Crypto's irritated "what?!?" is perfectly delivered.

[@k-boi420]

Pox: Crypto! Crypto: What? *insert Pox scolding Crypto because he disobeyed orders and demands him to return to the mothership* Also Crypto: Curse you pathetic humans!

[@bludidontuseanymore]

Get Off My Mothership! NOWWWWW!!! HOW YOU DARE PLAY THAT DAMM DWEEB GI GAME I CANT BELIEVE YOU!!!!

[@moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112]

Pox: Crypto! Crypto: What? Pox: you got me the wrong game, return to GameStop and get me the right one, IMMEDIATELY!!!! Crypto: Curse you pathetic humans!

[@zackdavid6707]

Pox: Crypto! Crypto: What? Pox: I said I want a big mac! Get back to McDonald's and reorder it! Crypto: Curse you, pathetic humans!

[@KloudNyx]

Cant wait for the remake, so many late nights playing this as a kid

[@ltColBaker939931]

I remembered I use to play this late at night when I was a kid

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

Same haha. I had to be in my early teens.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

This is one thing I wish they kept in the remake, I mean you still hear Pox ranting but you don't get to hear Crypto's response, they had so many terrific back-and-forth arguments and Crypto shifting the blame by shouting "Curse you Pathetic Humans!" was iconic, along with his irritated "Waht!?". If they kept a few things like that, along with the ability to scan mutants, the missing robot quotes, silhouette's missing fight quotes (not the scans), etc. It would've been perfect.

[@Dr.Oofers]

To be fair, most of the lines seem to flow properly without “Crypto!” “What?” Also yeah, some of the banter was nice and do wish they kept it in. The other stuff though, yeah that’s pretty sad they didn’t include it. Though i’m sure someone will mod them in.

[@Stringmeme]

As cool as the remake is there's a handful of things missing that gave the original its spice

[@turloughfreeman22286]

7:10 Oh, this part kills me!

[@TheLastBabyMan]

They removed that in the remake.

[@turloughfreeman22286]

They did? Man, I miss hearing that.

[@DemonicRemption]

@turloughfreeman3251 I can see why, he sounds so childish. Man I made a mistake sleeping on this game! >.

[@gallibon1319]

I don't remember that! XD

[@unluckyphantom3356]

I just love how crypto just says "curse you pathetic humans"

[@bloodangel7731]

The game: Destroy All Humans Orthopox: DON'T KILL ANY HUMANS

[@andrewblanchette5083]

-Oh, Bra-VO Cryptosporidium! I don’t suppose you stopped to consider for ONE SECOND how vital that human was to our plan? - Nah not really. - Return to the mothership; I’ll have to scan for another candidate. You’re lucky I don’t atomize you where you stand! - …..Yuh Luh-Kuhn Ah Duh Ah-Tah-Mah Yuh-Weh Yuh Stah…… - DO NOT MOCK ZIM!!!!!!!!

[@MoskHotel]

I failed a lot of missions just so I can get a reaction out of Pox lmao I also love it when Crypto goes “what?” every time he gets shouted at.

[@DonkeyFilms]

This is the reason why this is my favorite game

[@TheTrueRman]

Crypto's "What" is like me whenever my parents call me to do something.

[@yousuck1548]

Take a shot every time crypto says CurSe YOu, PaTheTIc hUmANs!!!

[@pabloaraya1676]

RIP liver

[@systemshocker2875]

7:28 why is that so funny to me?

[@Viotrolic]

1:14 still a mystery...

[@1406-u7q]

Crypto cursing should be meme

[@KillerKydRAP]

Zim saying bastard? What a dream

[@oscaravina7853]

It is I, ZIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM

[@ltColBaker939931]

My favorite part was on 0:29 when Pox said If I'd known you were going to behave like this I've would have rung the humans up ahead of time hi how's the family everything's super here We'll most likely be by to invade you in the morning and then gets mad saying BRAINS CRYPTO TRY TO BE DISCREET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mannyperez6096]

Curse you pathetic humans!

[@kaijukirby6424]

Curse you pathetic humans!

[@DemonicRemption]

@ltColBaker939931 That bit from Orthopox let me know that sleeping on this game was a mistake. Lord, did I miss out! Dx

[@GeorgieCarapella]

One of mine

[@maverickmountain1234]

I like the part when Crypto says “Curse you pathetic humans!”

[@asemfox9851]

Crypto 137 had such a simple Dialogue back then. It is Amazing to see this game brought back into the light of the public eye. Destroy All Humanz People!

[@red-man7017]

7:10 Its a shame this line was cut from the remake, crypto was making his best Waluigi impression right there

[@OmegaVideoGameGod]

You’ll never work in this town again 🤣

[@CapPhantom]

Pox Eats Waffles Orthopox:"CRYPTO!" Crypto:"What?" Orthopox:"Crypto, your waffles have sickened me! FETCH ME THE BUCKET!" Crypto:"Curse you, pathetic humans and your FILTHY FOOD!"

[@ZGlove.]

8:01 "Weapons...abilities...saucers. You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough DNA." "Sorry, Crypto. I can't give credit. Come back when you've mmmmmmmm...acquired the necessary funds."

[@BiggerBossN313]

😂😂😂

[@bodabodapasta1500]

Morshopox! 😂

[@philipcearley1992]

Zim is pissed.

[@GhostLink92]

This must be the Crypto as GIR playthrough.

[@ZGlove.]

I love how Crypto sounds slightly pissed off at all times.

[@RicklessSanchez]

Crypto! What Zim?

[@ominousvonte]

I started watching Invader Zim, and halfway through episode 1 I was wondering “gee that voice sure sounds familiar”.

[@JasonRMJ]

Orthopox be like Back to the Mothership, and Nooooooo!!!!

[@moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112]

When Zim has to deal with GIR messing up the missions

[@brandonchapman2525]

U know this game is fun when you hear invader zim

[@maverickmountain1234]

Crypto adopting an Xenomorph scenario: Orthopox: CRYPTO Crypto: what?! Orthopox: crypto! I told you to destroy the Xenomorphs, not adopt one! Crypto: what?? You mad or something? It’s as good as owning a dog! What’s the big deal pox?? Orthopox: you have failed me..... Crypto: CURSE YOU PATHETIC XENOMORPHS! A voice from a galaxy far far away: YO FURONS THE EMPIRE IS PRETTY CHILL you should like join it or something.

[@terrygames8409]

Pox: Crypto! Crypto: WHAT?! Crypto: CURSE YOU PATHETIC HUMANS!

[@cyburntwentytwelve2455]

Zim is pissed

[@brandonpowell3099]

How about Crypto failing missions in different worlds? (Ice Age) Pox: Crypto! Crypto: What?! Pox: Crypto! You were supposed to help Buck, you halfwitted ninny! Not kill him! Back to the Mothership with you - IMMEDIATELY! Crypto: Curse you, pathetic mammals! (Zootopia) Pox: Crypto! Crypto: What?! Pox: Judy and Nick have been killed! This was supposed to be a defense mission, NOT A DOUBLE CROSS! Crypto: Curse you, pathetic animals! (The Angry Birds Movie 2) Pox: Crypto! Crypto: What?! Pox: The islands have been destroyed! Zeta wins! The heist has failed! Crypto: Curse you, pathetic eagles! (Among Us) Pox: Crypto! Crypto: What?! Pox: The imposters wins, the crewmates are dead! Crypto: Curse you, pathetic imposters! (Mortal Kombat 11) Pox: Crypto! Crypto: What?! Pox: Kronika has defeated Liu Kang! You’ve lost the battle! Crypto: Curse you, pathetic titan! (Spider-Man) Pox: Crypto! Crypto: What?! Pox: Get back to the Mothership - RIGHT THIS INSTANT! How you let Green Goblin flown away from your sights like that?! I’ll never know! Crypto: Curse you, pathetic villains!

[@alixrosanbalm3756]

Wrong movies and games.

[@dillionmaxwell5451]

@@alixrosanbalm3756 (sighs) That doesn’t make it any less funny

[@ajflink]

I like how they reused the line in the Remake versus Cryptosporidium repeatedly saying "Curse you pathetic humans!" even though it is explicitly his fault for killing a pathetic human that he wasn't supposed to kill. Still hilarious regardless.

[@Adam-bw5nz]

5:07 i love Pox's sarcasm here😂

[@axeltaylor9094]

Hopefully in the remake Crypto will have more of a dialogue when dealing with Pox’s sarcastic remarks when a mission fails.

[@makoishima2U]

3:50 ahhhHahhahaha he said Kill the bastards!

[@darky_playzyt8819]

Welp there is little to none

[@leebarr1641]

Orthopox did not say NOOOOO! Not Yet!! When Crypto kills the scientist. The video would've been perfect if only he was able to say it about the scientist being killed without permission.

[@NapalmX717]

I kept failing that part many times to hear the dialogue but for some reason it didn't work. I would've loved to hear Pox's scream.

[@leebarr1641]

It worked in my game on the PS2, though I don't know it didn't work on yours, quite weird. Mabye it's the subtitles option is blocking the dialogue. Or mabye on the other hand, killing the scientist while pox and crypto are in the middle of talking about the White House and scanning one of the scientists may allow the dialogue of pox's scream to come through. Or perhaps if you turn the music volume down to zero in the options menu it might work.

[@alixrosanbalm3756]

He it said in remake.

[@kaijukirby6424]

7:11 Crypto mocking Orthopox

[@jaredtomlin85]

0:26 I like this fail the best.

[@Getthisthingoffme]

RICHARD HORVITZ SUPREMACY 🛐🛐🛐

[@_Tzer]

invader zim takes his meds and gets therapy.

[@NCTStudio]

Zim yelling at Dr. Locus for creating Melody

[@Robscurity]

Game is called "Destroy All Humans". Orthopox yelling at you for killing humans. I've noticed a contradiction....

[@dillionmaxwell5451]

That’s only because they can be used for informative purposes. THEN we destroy them after they’ve outlived their usefulness. Pretty self explanatory actually 😅😂

[@Packguardian_gacha8684]

Appropriate for Richard to voice another alien

[@maverickmountain1234]

Top ten memes that need to be revived

[@mannyperez6096]

Crypto!

[@juanex721]

What!?

[@SuperFlyingGlydon74]

No no no! Crypto! You incompetent BOOB!

[@mannyperez6096]

@@juanex721 crypto.... you supposed to bring a guy return to the mothership!

[@jonmcinnis1645]

Am I the only one That’s thinks there should’ve been an ending exploring what would happen if you failed all of the missions

[@DoctorPlatinum]

The funniest ones to me are where Crypto asks 'What?' because of the way he asks it.

[@bcmorgan96]

I love how he says what like it’s no big deal.

[@red-man7017]

So many of the cutscenes work quite differently in the remake...

[@catrachito0024]

Crypto mocking Pox always gets me 😂😂😂

[@DoctorPlatinum]

The 'Crypto!', in that tone and the 'What?!' was comical in the original version but looks like it isn't in the remake of the game.

[@SuperGamewarrior101]

CRYPTO! What?!

[@maverickmountain1234]

Lol

[@alixrosanbalm3756]

Cruse You Pathetic Humans!

[@NCTStudio]

Crypto, your waffles have sickened me! FETCH ME THE BUCKET!!

[@Bluesonofman]

Invader Zim in a nutshell

[@johnj.hillyerv940]

1:46 Hold up, is that Bill Farmer, he sounds very familiar

[@alixrosanbalm3756]

Andre Sogliuzzo, that him alright.

[@gallibon1319]

I always thought the funny animations of Crypto and Pox talking to each other in these "Mission Failed" bits resembled Synchro-Vox so much to me.

[@NCTStudio]

1:46: Hop Pop vs Crypto confirmed

[@mikeviscusi5681]

07:28 - NOOOOOO

[@MinakoMarioFan]

7:30 - You let some Senators through!! Now there's no telling what they'll decide!!

[@brandonchapman2525]

0:24 got me dying!

[@MrStickman1997]

Hi, how's the family? Everything's super here we'll most likely be by to invade you in the morning. ☺️

[@azazel166]

Hey don't blame us if you are lame at killing us.

[@tloumadi4590]

Orthodox looks like shao Khan

[@darky_playzyt8819]

Them yelling is always fun

[@MinakoMarioFan]

*C U R S E Y O U P A T H E T I C H U M A N S*

[@RainbowiaPS3]

Crypto! You're grounded from Earth, get back to the mothership!

[@godzillagaming.studios8152]

I feel so nostalgic just by listening to them from a distance, this 3:27 part specifically as i was stuck on destroying the men in black car. I was so angry to the point i just started rampaging and when i was on "its a wonderful Armageddon" i was so happy to destroy that tv station with the quantum deconstruction

[@electrowarrior7210]

bro sounds like zim

[@frogglen6350]

Crypto you caused a time paradox

[@brandonchapman2525]

So this is what moxxie did before he became a alien going to a human school and before becoming a imp of IMP in hell.

[@heyhocodyo97]

Did you know you play as crypto 138 in dah 2

[@MichelAngel]

Crypto! What?

[@alixrosanbalm3756]

CURSE YOU PATHETIC HUMANS!

[@littleyoyo8480]

zim and gir in a nutshell

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

IKR?

[@mikeviscusi5681]

04:39

[@TheBobby1501]

Why did i stress out choosing dialogue

[@goofyjared2007]

1:46 GOOFY?!?

[@luigiforsthoffer]

Will you post a video with the remake?

[@NapalmX717]

Currently working on that right now.

[@luigiforsthoffer]

@@NapalmX717 Thank you.

[@gallibon1319]

7:36 My favorite one.

[@penelopegreene]

The greatest game ever.

[@SAGEBURNT]

7:05

[@darriana7249]

6:50 is so funny

[@robertreid1579]

Destroy All Humans! So glad this was my favourite 2005 game. And this game turned me into a fan of Richard Horvitz. Sorry Invader Zim but Destroy All Humans! was my first time discovering Richard Horvitz.

[@blestmusician2a.k.a.robert263]

0:14 0:36 0:49

[@sunnie9516]

It's kinda remind me of papyrus and sans xD

[@ChristianFrates1997]

Pox sounds like Frieza!

[@hockeyfanatic6630]

0:05

[@daikoophasianidae]

its fucking moxxie

[@shiroutheherotraceon3313]

Makes me laugh!

[@maverickmountain1234]

I always thought that Pox was a girl

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

I never thought that. If he were, then I'd be like "YOOOOO, this one's a WOMANNNNN!!"