OSHO: My Whole Life is Full of Jokes

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[@Discussion7]

How ca i be amember please

[@Mike-rw1jw]

research shows that 99% of his followers are weak minded losers and intellectually challenged

[@alexrazenrevolution]

Hello! I'm looking for an Osho joke that I heard a long time ago, but now I can't find it. The joke consisted of a man who enters a bar, drinks whiskey, the barman asks him about his problems and tells him that he was making love with a woman and suddenly her husband walks in, and the barman interrupts him with a question. The man continues explaining and the barman interrupts him again, like that a few times, until it turns out that the man was holding on to a first floor window at ground level and it turned out that the husband hit him on the hands without realizing it that the ground was a foot away. I don't find the video where I heard it, and I don't know the name of this joke. 1.-Did you or somebody know about it? 2.-Is there some book of Osho with all his jokes? Thank you! 🙏🙏

[@OSHOInternational]

@sunyatabodhisattva7919 Dear friend, Perhaps the *OSHO Online Library* which has a search function can be useful to you. See here 👉www.OSHO.com/library Love, OSHO International Team

[@JITENDRASINGH-cm7xt]

​@@OSHOInternationalTHANKS 🙏🙏

[@halakitty]

whenever i feel lost, sad and i need to be grounded.. i come to Osho ..he is the only one that can make me feel better .. much better

[@denisebranquinho2377]

me too!!!!!

[@cryptosquall3535]

Helena Younis yeah I hear you.

[@motivationalvideos6756]

Same

[@prashant.yt.99]

iloveu... from heart to heart

[@SUFLETLIBER9]

True, me also. Thank you OSHO

[@truthseeker4491]

Osho was a master of human psyche..... he is the cure for all psychological diseases....Osho=sanity

[@MichaelSpeaksHisTruth]

Exactly

[@milenadivljak9387]

👌👌👌

[@assemcrghannam5920]

Some people laughed at me when i told them this

[@brahmaputramoskva1215]

@@assemcrghannam5920 Good news,Osho always said he doesn’t like sane people If you want to be in commune,you gotta be insane Let them laugh at you

[@ahmedsamy8874]

I agree

[@romeshbhat8362]

If he was not sitting, this would be the best Stand Up ever done. 🤣🤣🤣

[@yashinfinite8338]

Sit up comedian

[@Chris-vr8cd]

I love how he calmly turns his pages to his joke

[@fenceevance]

🤣😂😂😂 Great one

[@buddhamoon4519]

no doubt Raja is Raja

[@sunilpoojary5280]

King of non sense 👏 👌 🙌 but v have 😉😉😉😉😉🙂🙂😘😘😜😜🤪🤪

[@javierdepaizpaetow9603]

Become a joke to yourself, so you can always bring Joy to others..... Using jokes for spiritual growth... Greatest Wisdom, thank you my beloved Master

[@subhi2897]

Humor hits different when delivered with straight face and serious tone.

[@avinashmuthukrish3810]

how does he make jokes without laughing, man this guy is amazing!! instant subscribe

[@farha_abidi]

Its easy if you are laughing at others...

[@marianroca6329]

Può vincere Lol

[@KuraSourTakanHour]

He feels joy on the inside, I can see it. He just let's others laugh for him

[@somegirl558]

I find tones of people can do that apart from me.

[@Mike-rw1jw]

bull shit ... I can't understand why anyone would not sleep through this shit not funny, not meaningful, not useful, ... completely fake and an utter insult to human intelligence why would anyone waste time listening to a druggie ?

[@richadubey2240]

It's strange that when i didn't know about osho, I listened to mystical speeches only when i was sad but now, whenever I m happy, i come running for his video cuz i know this man will make my happiness a thousand times better

[@hemantsahuraj]

When osho died

[@himanshupandey9700]

hi sweet heart

[@ruceblee969]

This spoke a lot to me... my whole life, people have always genuinely laughed at what I said or did when I had no intention of being funny. This always offended, but now I see this is a blessing. Perhaps, I have been enlightened this whole time.

[@premanand2880]

same happens with me. When i am in workplace, whatever i say they think funny and they laugh, whrn i don't come to office they all miss me. I never feel offended and now i know this is a boon.

[@arunganapathy9501]

He is laughing at all of us and asking us to laugh at our own follies . There is a message hidden in the humour . This is radical, this is insightful and this is funny.

[@BabyKumari-eb4gv]

Fuck is also a funny word. Go and listen Osho about a word "Fuck". Yes. Hahhahahahhhahhahahahahhahhhhahahahahhah

[@nareshgb1]

I think the message is not just to laugh at our own follies, but (more importantly) to not get lost in self righteousness - "what will you do with a light, light your cigars? burn people's houses down?" - both can be considered metaphors for the righteous ego getting carried awy.

[@mayankdutta6201]

Yes yes yes

[@mayankdutta6201]

@@BabyKumari-eb4gv yes baby kumari

[@meetsorathiya3343]

He's just joking 😂

[@solomontekleab4531]

His state of stillness by it self only gives peace and makes you grounded. Osho is the real light which dissipates the darkness which inflicts fear and despair. Osho is the greatest treasure the human being lost with out extracting all the juice of his cure-all teaching......

[@npsharma14]

I never followed any spiritual leaders.. but 1st time i am a great fan and follower of my OSHO

[@DelmiraVesna]

This guy is so amazing! I wanna hug him!

[@mrbeautifulartist8580]

U can hug me

[@mozartips]

@Susanna Vesna You simply don't know the history of him that's why.

[@hemantsahuraj]

When osho died

[@krish3579]

what is lessthen 3? i think it is heart. am i right?

[@Krish-bo3qj]

He is no more

[@Thiagarajah1]

The wisest man to walk the earth.

[@AvzBiker4Life]

🤣🤣🤣 I love how honest he is, best! He is the Master of all Masters

[@adityajyotimadhukalya2793]

I have been listening him for 11 years. Whenever I listen I forget whole universe.

[@vidasagharlou5625]

Love him

[@S.Ghosh_221]

Yeah. Like you remember the whole universe at other times.

[@IRONMAN___210]

@@S.Ghosh_221 lol.

[@gabar6541]

Dont forget coz it appears again and again. But instead u realize that u r microscopic tiny living being.

[@rishabhnautiyal2098]

I love the way he talks with gestures and expression and with the bit delay.

[@rockyasima956]

What a beautiful time they all were having! I wish I were with them❤️

[@CyrilGojer]

Thank you OSHO, with Love and Gratitude ! Namaste !!

[@jahnavareza4162]

OSHO... your innocence and compassion are speechless...I laugh, and tears came out of my eyes...OSHO!

[@elizabethhorvath2832]

amazed by this man , he is good , and funny

[@luv2touchpink]

+Elizabeth Horvath He has near about 6000 discourses... each one is mind blowing and a masterpiece!!!

[@joydevghosh8017]

When the listeners are in a mood to be entertained, Osho tells jokes. A real lover of truth and wisdom can find a treasure in him.

[@carolineswan4044]

I could listen to Osho all day... but i'd never get anything done!!

[@oshoaheadoftime4914]

I have been linstened him since 4 years, but i didn't get anything too.. 😒

[@devueltosalcampo768]

"Achievements are a projection of the ego". Osho.

[@paradevparadev5371]

But u do rejoice

[@AkhilKumar-ys3ph]

Same

[@lorenarodriguez1435]

I get more done listening to him. A lot of inner work. Getting rid of mental garbage.

[@aara1901]

"Witnessing and let things settle as they are.".. when things go wrong, You are my only relief by keeping your penetrating words in my heart

[@billymiles6335]

the must funniest spiritual man I have ever seen.

[@nitinverma5994]

@sushant bhorge suggest some man, I'm new here

[@siddharthsid3638]

@@nitinverma5994 Sadhguru

[@amadeusthehat2805]

@@siddharthsid3638 ja sadghuru not a fake?

[@swami8774]

Experience the guru whom ever he may be 😊

[@CoorgExplorer]

@Piccolo Sama The God Of Destruction yes sadguru is trash , he got answer for everything makes no sense

[@ghike30]

coolest guy ever filmed

[@thespiritschild]

The man's presence is so powerful and grounding, I felt one with the universe lmao

[@Iam-vr3po]

🤣🤣 The buffalo joke

[@JJBerthume]

The best sit-down comedian who ever lived!

[@nicoledefontaine6144]

This beautiful soul is a pure GENIUS. Sooths my soul . I love you Osho 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@ozzyperez3190]

The greatest sit down comic to ever walk the Earth.

[@lucreziamorganti9115]

Love and blessings to all the people that shared his wonderful teachings on the web. Thank you 🙏❤️

[@ishya5657]

This man was truly amazing! So funny and yet so truthful! I really love Master Osho xxxxxx

[@gigachad94]

*Legends says he still didn't blink his eyes*

[@nishanpakhrin7392]

The fact that he is very wise truely makes him a great comedian

[@jokevermeer3828]

I was one of them ☺

[@toni4729]

What changed you. Why are you not one of them any more? Did you find your own mind again?

[@suryakantagrawal9314]

You are blessed. I missed

[@sahilarora2009]

Oh that is soo awesome

[@johnphillipstevensen3490]

Can Osho help us from the other side?

[@chrisbrummond4832]

@@suryakantagrawal9314 You didn't miss a single thing.

[@InvinciblePepe]

The world was not ready for OSHO. He was way ahead if his time.

[@ericsuthoff9439]

If this does not make you smile. you are faaar to serious! Lighten up and take it for the humor and irony it illustrates.

[@naoto2069]

We love OSHO/和尚 from japan .

[@OSHOInternational]

@@NepalSpeaks Yes! Please see here👉 www.osho.com/centers 💖

[@mithibabavoice7344]

Japan is the best place on earth

[@danieletamburini7823]

can't help but feeling amazed by this man

[@lakshay7901]

Even listening to his jokes is a meditative experience. ❤️🙏

[@2venus3]

he makes my cry....

[@gauravkoranga158]

he makes u cry , he makes laugh he makes u realize what is good what is bad, right and wrong. overall his words filter you

[@rockyasima956]

So cry and be urself

[@galvaconsultant]

The great mystic of 21st century.. OSHO

[@shashankyadav9148]

Bahi 20th century ur mistaken

[@dorothyhuguesgregoire1183]

Osho is my inspiration

[@ghaya1685]

Look at this face , I love this "osho" who's made my life chang 💓💗💞

[@simplytruth1920]

Drugged

[@narasimhachari9080]

I love Osho

[@mraidin321]

They looked forward to that joke with joy, but without haste, not pining for it, but seeming to have a foretaste of it in their hearts, of which they talked to one another. But when they looked at me with their sweet eyes full of love, when I felt that in their presence my heart, too, became as innocent and just as theirs, the feeling of the fullness of life took my breath away, and I worshipped them in silence. Their children were the children of all, for they all made up one family.

[@drksdofthmoon]

Can't believe such a man existed in this world!!!!

[@nareshgb1]

One of the messages here is to not get lost in self righteousness - "what will you do with a light, light your cigars? burn people's houses down?" - both can be considered metaphors for the righteous ego getting carried away, a fairly common weakness for religious people.

[@Vasu979]

The true master. I love you Osho!!

[@TheBinoyVudi]

Thanks for putting these online. I was born in 1984 and osho has always remained a historical figure for me that I heard about from my dad. Then came that Netflix documentary. With all the stuff going on at rajneeshpuram, I guess the logical end to that experiment was in fact what eventually ensued. But his teachings will live on. One commune ending is not the end of knowledge itself.

[@jbdash012]

The laugh track is on point!

[@alielkarar3027]

my whole life is full of jokes thats true

[@davids_blog1]

Rhonda Byrne, Mooji and OSHO are the ones that show me the way to awakening. sooo beautiful so remove who I am not

[@cosmomind3373]

He was enlightenment for world... proud to be an indian.

[@jackma1845]

Proud = ego

[@ull893]

What a profound conclusion statement!!!

[@parulshukla2153]

Oshojis eyes ...all immersed in Godliness and his world of immersive mediation 🙏🙏🙏

[@user-nt4nm4fb3u]

When you awakened & see back your sleeping state throughout the past, you lagh yourself Silly. But you'll definitely would be greatful for that sleepiness state, because of that you have awakened. Without sleep there is no awake 🙏🏽❤.

[@AlarMohan]

One can not deny his impacts, the perspective he gives differently on life, on how we look at life., too small to understand and comment, but his innocent jokes always draws one to make one thinks what he sees as life is,

[@edumarques2459]

You helped me change my life, thanks Osho!

[@dirtdirtdirtdirtdirt]

Love watching these on 2x speed. Always nice to come back to

[@venkannaallrounder6127]

Osho is going to more famous soon around the world.....

[@freespeech4227]

Not bad at all . He killed it at end.

[@patrislemair1754]

Truly Refreshing 😉

[@mariagelista8722]

Gracias maestro,sobre todo por la sonrrisa

[@kajalkiran5851]

I love his voice and eyes

[@ianrama3482]

The best teacher sent by existence

[@utonaltopia5022]

is OSHO still around? i remember him from years ago... I loved everything he had to say. but I forgot his lessons. Glad I found him today

[@OSHOInternational]

Perhaps you would be interested in this video OSHO: I Leave You My Dream 👉 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rorIZGeDZ7mSnZo The video shows the events and celebrations around his departure. Amrito, Osho’s long term personal physician, shares in a beautiful statement how Osho leaves the body and shares a message for his people: “I am preparing my people to live joyously, ecstatically. So when I am not in my body, it won't make any difference to them. They will still live the same way - and maybe my death will bring them more intensity.” "My presence here will be many times greater without the burden of my tortured body. Remind my people that they will feel much more, they will know immediately." After decades of speaking, Osho had created in the last year of his life the "Meeting of the White Robed Brotherhood" - the evening meditation event. He taught his people that this meditation will continue without his daily evening talks, without his speaking - by introducing the recorded videos of his talks as center part of this evening meditation. Now as a second step he showed that the meditation will continue without his physical presence. Osho himself had created the marble inscription: "OSHO Never Born, Never Died - Only Visited this Planet Earth between Dec 11 1931 - Jan 19 1990" already months before his departure.

[@utonaltopia5022]

@@OSHOInternational I am really sad to hear that...Though it seems like life and death really aren't that different are they? I can still feel his soul even without his physical form... Thank you OSHO

[@neeranangia9609]

His mind and horizon is really monumental, what a way to teach human beings

[@coyclown]

I love this funny little man! ♡ I want to give him THE biggest hug ever!

[@lonesomeness-w6h]

who ever lovingly collected and organised this precious moments ...There were three condemned: a man from Switzerland, a man from Ireland, and a girl from Germany. The three had been arrested during the French revolution " The Reign of Terror ". The three poor souls were destined to visit the guillotine. First the man from Switzerland was laid on his back and looked up at the glistening blade. The executioner pulled the rope and the blade decened very quickly but it stopped just inches from his neck. He was released to live another day. The man from Ireland was laid on his back staring up at the very sharp blade. Suddenly the rope was pulled and again the blade stopped at just the right moment, He too was granted life and released. Last but not least the young woman from Germany was laid on her back .. Just before the executioner pulled the rope ...the German woman cried out "Stop! I see the problem its a loose screw."

[@imaginefxproductions6988]

The first iPad was launched by this man. Remember the name OSHO

[@IveeNia]

HE IS SO RIGHT - omg - i had a blast

[@AyishaShamna-e8p]

oh boyy, from fascination and curiosity to dislike and disgust i have come to love this guy again, a full circle hehe

[@pradeepseraphim4882]

Whenever I am very happy I listen Osho and otherwise too. It is soothing to my soul.

[@gertiausderddr8408]

whenever i'm down, i hear him. One must read his books... what a wonderfull person... human

[@assemcrghannam5920]

I wish i could’ve met osho and talked to him :(

[@sunnys1579]

Whenever I am feeling low I grace his presence. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@sankarakrishnan8707]

Tremendous master! Complete stillness and crystalized consciousness of highest possible degree🙏

[@Psycophilosopher]

When he says ok Vimal and smiled Me - 🙏🤲☝️👌🏻❤😊

[@tanujarai2375]

I love this man.

[@Hypocrite420]

please do more videos with him. He sounds wise.

[@roopeshdongre8193]

1:30 in his statement says i leave the body....It means Osho is a spiritual soul...

[@yogastakurukarmani]

Absolutely fine... It cracked me up... Lighting a cigar.....

[@rathnam.a]

Osho, I will always love you. Indeed I am a joke unto myself. May I remember this whenever I get dead serious with my problems which as you said are sheer nonsense.

[@ramkumargaurang1543]

osho! The source of inspiration of life to live it 💖🙏

[@kevinfrancis6033]

love the birds singing in the back ground , and yes OSHO being hilarious ...thank you 😊✨🍃

[@user-howchill]

Love Life Laughters❤ Thank you, Osho. Always miss you and thank you for being here with us.

[@LucascarpaIt]

Fenomenale!

[@gemmaannealexander4927]

Love you beloved master...

[@santoshrawal740]

great human being

[@TheTruthKiwi]

What an interesting chap, will have to find out more. What a shame he passed away only 5 short years after this interview.

[@phanikumar2995]

Learned Thousands & Lakhs of Books.....Shared Wisdom Treasure to the people

[@mayur1893]

It is more comfortable to listen this at 2x

[@amritansh_rajput]

True 😂

[@Zoltarman]

Since this is a good humorous post. I ask a legitimate question. How many different chairs did Osho used ? Who invented the design for this beautiful chair?

[@OSHOInternational]

Hi Zoltarman, Is this really relevant? Sorry no sense of humor here -- I'm German :-) Lots of love Neerjo

[@IndianFoodbyGermanGirl]

Zoltarman That’s a funny and good question 😂😃😃

[@はたはた-g9b]

これこそが JOY

[@inannarising1]

I love Osho!! Awesome. And he's so adorable too.

[@shanuonutube]

The music at the end is pure joy to listen to. Any links?

[@OSHOInternational]

Hi Shashwat Singh, Here comes the link to the album on Amazon: www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=osho+five+fingers Enjoy the music. Lots of love Nerjo

[@shanuonutube]

OSHO International Hi Nerjo. Thank you for the swift reply. I also wanted to thank you for managing this KZbin channel. You are doing great work, the right work. All the best.

[@lilcicero77]

I think Vimal was one of his students. Osho is genius. Why is he the only mystic/spiritual person who had a sense of humour?

[@incognito7479]

Being single most of my adult life, the best conversations with great humour are with myself. I crack myself up. Too much fun.

[@exoticworldreview2755]

Me too! It’s also often the best laughter!!!

[@gurdeepdalpath8009]

Man! I thought i was crazy . You guys too ??😂

[@exwade8777]

Oh my goodness, I was having a good old laugh throughout this whole speech xDD