OSHO: My Whole Life is Full of Jokes

"Gautam Buddha said as his last statement: "Be a light unto yourself." The day I leave the body please remind me, so that I can make my last statement: "Be a joke unto yourself." That is far more joyful than being a light unto yourself." Osho
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[@Discussion7]

How ca i be amember please

[@Mike-rw1jw]

research shows that 99% of his followers are weak minded losers and intellectually challenged

[@razensunyata]

Hello! I'm looking for an Osho joke that I heard a long time ago, but now I can't find it. The joke consisted of a man who enters a bar, drinks whiskey, the barman asks him about his problems and tells him that he was making love with a woman and suddenly her husband walks in, and the barman interrupts him with a question. The man continues explaining and the barman interrupts him again, like that a few times, until it turns out that the man was holding on to a first floor window at ground level and it turned out that the husband hit him on the hands without realizing it that the ground was a foot away. I don't find the video where I heard it, and I don't know the name of this joke. 1.-Did you or somebody know about it? 2.-Is there some book of Osho with all his jokes? Thank you! 🙏🙏

[@OSHOInternational]

@sunyatabodhisattva7919 Dear friend, Perhaps the *OSHO Online Library* which has a search function can be useful to you. See here 👉www.OSHO.com/library Love, OSHO International Team

[@JITENDRASINGH-cm7xt]

​@@OSHOInternationalTHANKS 🙏🙏

[@halakitty]

whenever i feel lost, sad and i need to be grounded.. i come to Osho ..he is the only one that can make me feel better .. much better

[@denisebranquinho2377]

me too!!!!!

[@cryptosquall3535]

Helena Younis yeah I hear you.

[@motivationalvideos6756]

Same

[@prashant.yt.99]

iloveu... from heart to heart

[@SUFLETLIBER9]

True, me also. Thank you OSHO

[@subhi2897]

Humor hits different when delivered with straight face and serious tone.

[@ruceblee969]

This spoke a lot to me... my whole life, people have always genuinely laughed at what I said or did when I had no intention of being funny. This always offended, but now I see this is a blessing. Perhaps, I have been enlightened this whole time.

[@premanand2880]

same happens with me. When i am in workplace, whatever i say they think funny and they laugh, whrn i don't come to office they all miss me. I never feel offended and now i know this is a boon.

[@avinashmuthukrish3810]

how does he make jokes without laughing, man this guy is amazing!! instant subscribe

[@farha_abidi]

Its easy if you are laughing at others...

[@marianroca6329]

Può vincere Lol

[@KuraSourTakanHour]

He feels joy on the inside, I can see it. He just let's others laugh for him

[@somegirl558]

I find tones of people can do that apart from me.

[@Mike-rw1jw]

bull shit ... I can't understand why anyone would not sleep through this shit not funny, not meaningful, not useful, ... completely fake and an utter insult to human intelligence why would anyone waste time listening to a druggie ?

[@romeshbhat8362]

If he was not sitting, this would be the best Stand Up ever done. 🤣🤣🤣

[@yashinfinite8338]

Sit up comedian

[@Chris-vr8cd]

I love how he calmly turns his pages to his joke

[@fenceevance]

🤣😂😂😂 Great one

[@buddhamoon4519]

no doubt Raja is Raja

[@sunilpoojary5280]

King of non sense 👏 👌 🙌 but v have 😉😉😉😉😉🙂🙂😘😘😜😜🤪🤪

[@AvzBiker4Life]

🤣🤣🤣 I love how honest he is, best! He is the Master of all Masters

[@aara1901]

"Witnessing and let things settle as they are.".. when things go wrong, You are my only relief by keeping your penetrating words in my heart

[@billymiles6335]

the must funniest spiritual man I have ever seen.

[@nitinverma5994]

@sushant bhorge suggest some man, I'm new here

[@siddharthsid3638]

@@nitinverma5994 Sadhguru

[@amadeusthehat2805]

@@siddharthsid3638 ja sadghuru not a fake?

[@swami8774]

Experience the guru whom ever he may be 😊

[@Breeze_inn]

@Piccolo Sama The God Of Destruction yes sadguru is trash , he got answer for everything makes no sense

[@nishanpakhrin7392]

The fact that he is very wise truely makes him a great comedian

[@ghike30]

coolest guy ever filmed

[@parulshukla2153]

Oshojis eyes ...all immersed in Godliness and his world of immersive mediation 🙏🙏🙏

[@TheBinoyVudi]

Thanks for putting these online. I was born in 1984 and osho has always remained a historical figure for me that I heard about from my dad. Then came that Netflix documentary. With all the stuff going on at rajneeshpuram, I guess the logical end to that experiment was in fact what eventually ensued. But his teachings will live on. One commune ending is not the end of knowledge itself.

[@narasimhachari9080]

I love Osho

[@ull893]

What a profound conclusion statement!!!

[@assemcrghannam5920]

I wish i could’ve met osho and talked to him :(

[@TheTruthKiwi]

What an interesting chap, will have to find out more. What a shame he passed away only 5 short years after this interview.

[@patrislemair1754]

Truly Refreshing 😉

[@hindurashtravadi2563]

One Indian Love by all countries people, his own country people hate him

[@saitama5449]

Because of sickualrims

[@saitama5449]

@நாகரா‌ஜ ஐயர்- சேர பாண்டிய நாட்டு அந்தணன் 😂 ohh Congres ke batein mai kya bola tha ek bar dekh le

[@jaxstation]

indianPassport_worldCitizen_loveOSHO

[@santageina697]

OK what he's saying is smile worthy, but audience is absolutely hysterical... Like calm down...

[@santoshrawal740]

great human being

[@randomshorts3665]

Just noticed it most of his videos has zero dislikes

[@datechds9434]

Bc they removed dislikes lol

[@MureedhHabib]

U are Always with us❤ Miss u Osho❤

[@sanjayshukla9473]

Bahut achha

[@IKeeperOftheGate]

I just subscribed to Osho cos I saw his video on the 'magic word, fuck' LOL I couldn't stop laughing...Osho definitely cheered me up like nobody's business...now, I can visit his channel whenever I need a cheer or two...thanks Osho for your enlightened jokes 😂😂🙏🙏

[@inannarising1]

I love Osho!! Awesome. And he's so adorable too.

[@craftsman671]

*The man never blinks.....*

[@aalokvai3638]

Great spritual and enlightened person of the world

[@paradevparadev5371]

Osho hardly blinks his eyes

[@sadhyamusic-officialchanne507]

Delightful!

[@mundomagicodesahara9036]

have a sense of humor and be one of the greatest. It is great what a fortune to be able to see these videos after so many years that they were produced at the time. 2021 the time that stopped

[@mr.vikrant3583]

This laughter is real.

[@parikshit_deore]

*Le me and my homies everytime we smoke a blunt*

[@archi7373]

The fact that he had jokes written on his notes.😂 My life is a joke too, just that nobody is willing to listen about it.

[@ganapatiborikar2332]

Really He was remedy for depression.

[@adarshks674]

My God, what a cool dude....namaste

[@anandmukunda]

feel the love...

[@RudeBuddha]

My man's a GOAT

[@devashishpatel7632]

Second joke had the same structure as the Upamanyu's recent mental health set piece

[@moisty-oi5hf]

Old Man! You appear so dope high and euphoric.

[@inannarising1]

oh my goodness! Thank you so much for this! Can't stop laughing. Wonderful as always!

[@Ravichandran-bo2cf]

i learned how to be courage

[@Kaloniala]

I ❤ osho ।। all day long

[@mingyaowu7720]

Life at times feels like a joke.

[@akb0014]

This man is India's first stand-up comedian.. I mean sit-down comedian..

[@arthshah6747]

Bhagwaan Osho 🙏🏻, Har Har Mahadev 🕉

[@saradairbekova5775]

Thanks a lot,

[@epicGamer-po1oh]

Love u osho ❤

[@misskirktube]

I LOVE OSHO

[@grcfalcon]

Loved the ending.

[@johnphillipstevensen3490]

The living embodiment of Budh Dev!

[@vagiaskoura2767]

I adore him!!

[@viveknathmishra9955]

I wonder if Shaktimaan's dress was inspired from Osho's.

[@سعیدرسولی-ق3ص]

Oh beautiful man😍🥰🥰🥰❤

[@MarvinMAl]

Osho was amazing

[@brajeshsharma6513]

Osho was unique, is unique . . . . . . .

[@EmSuperCraftChannel]

The joker: my life is a comedy ;)

[@n.chandrashekar9067]

I love the way he screws the church and Jesus🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@gustavomacias7314]

No more limits!

[@manishabauti8251]

Osho... Mine too 🤍

[@chithragnanasundaram9490]

Osho ji..

[@aniljaiswal2090]

Osho was a standup comedian (he doesn't stand nonetheless 😀) way before it was considered cool 😂😂

[@lazycharvak]

Thank you technology

[@epicGamer-po1oh]

Love you osho 😍

[@M83.]

OMG. OSHO do not blink his eyes 🗽

[@pouluathuigonmei6686]

Really a playful old man . Love him.

[@ganapatiborikar2332]

I love osho too much as sanyasi

[@andresmoncayo6843]

where can i buy the complete series with spanish subtitles?

[@OSHOInternational]

Hi Andres, Thanks for your message. This title has already subtitles in Spanish. However the underlying full series of OSHO Talks, "The Great Pilgrimage: From Here to Here" is not yet available with subtitles. I'm sorry to have no better news at present. Lots of love, Neerjo Osho International

[@hasanintepe667]

love you!:)

[@MoonLight-lb5be]

😂😅😜 Love Him ! ❤️

[@prabhatkiaur]

Oshonaman🌹 be conscious

[@gretageti5166]

My life is ridiculous

[@narendermakhijani9512]

Ur life is ridiculously beautiful like u. Enjoy ! Best wishes from USA. In 1960s I used to go his lectured in Bombay .

[@sebajun8601]

KZbin reccomeding me this hahaha

[@rahul-qm9fi]

why did netflix try to shit on thie man

[@LK-vv2xk]

What's the name of the lovely music at the end?

[@OSHOInternational]

Dear Friend, Music used in the opening/ending of OSHO Talks videos come from the albums categorized as *"Music From the World of OSHO".* _Click on this link_ to explore it on *Spotify* 👉 open.spotify.com/artist/4g0GeoGdzgTwyXdm5NKNom/discography ❤. Also available on platforms like *Amazon* and *Apple Music.* Enjoy!💖

[@truthseeker4491]

Osho was a master of human psyche..... he is the cure for all psychological diseases....Osho=sanity

[@MichaelSpeaksHisTruth]

Exactly

[@milenadivljak9387]

👌👌👌

[@assemcrghannam5920]

Some people laughed at me when i told them this

[@brahmaputramoskva1215]

@@assemcrghannam5920 Good news,Osho always said he doesn’t like sane people If you want to be in commune,you gotta be insane Let them laugh at you

[@ahmedsamy8874]

I agree

[@aalokvai3638]

Great spritual and enlightened person of the world

[@arunganapathy9501]

He is laughing at all of us and asking us to laugh at our own follies . There is a message hidden in the humour . This is radical, this is insightful and this is funny.

[@BabyKumari-eb4gv]

Fuck is also a funny word. Go and listen Osho about a word "Fuck". Yes. Hahhahahahhhahhahahahahhahhhhahahahahhah

[@nareshgb1]

I think the message is not just to laugh at our own follies, but (more importantly) to not get lost in self righteousness - "what will you do with a light, light your cigars? burn people's houses down?" - both can be considered metaphors for the righteous ego getting carried awy.

[@mayankdutta6201]

Yes yes yes

[@mayankdutta6201]

@@BabyKumari-eb4gv yes baby kumari

[@meetsorathiya3343]

He's just joking 😂

[@javierdepaizpaetow9603]

Become a joke to yourself, so you can always bring Joy to others..... Using jokes for spiritual growth... Greatest Wisdom, thank you my beloved Master

[@jokevermeer3828]

I was one of them ☺

[@toni4729]

What changed you. Why are you not one of them any more? Did you find your own mind again?

[@suryakantagrawal9314]

You are blessed. I missed

[@sahilarora2009]

Oh that is soo awesome

[@johnphillipstevensen3490]

Can Osho help us from the other side?

[@chrisbrummond4832]

@@suryakantagrawal9314 You didn't miss a single thing.

[@DelmiraVesna]

This guy is so amazing! I wanna hug him!

[@mrbeautifulartist8580]

U can hug me

[@mozartips]

@Susanna Vesna You simply don't know the history of him that's why.

[@hemantsahuraj]

When osho died

[@krish3579]

what is lessthen 3? i think it is heart. am i right?

[@Krish-bo3qj]

He is no more

[@Iam-vr3po]

🤣🤣 The buffalo joke

[@naoto2069]

We love OSHO/和尚 from japan .

[@OSHOInternational]

@@NepalSpeaks Yes! Please see here👉 www.osho.com/centers 💖

[@mithibabavoice7344]

Japan is the best place on earth

[@ericsuthoff9439]

If this does not make you smile. you are faaar to serious! Lighten up and take it for the humor and irony it illustrates.

[@elizabethhorvath2832]

amazed by this man , he is good , and funny

[@luv2touchpink]

+Elizabeth Horvath He has near about 6000 discourses... each one is mind blowing and a masterpiece!!!

[@Thiagarajah1]

The wisest man to walk the earth.

[@richadubey2240]

It's strange that when i didn't know about osho, I listened to mystical speeches only when i was sad but now, whenever I m happy, i come running for his video cuz i know this man will make my happiness a thousand times better

[@hemantsahuraj]

When osho died

[@himanshupandey9700]

hi sweet heart

[@carolineswan4044]

I could listen to Osho all day... but i'd never get anything done!!

[@oshoaheadoftime4914]

I have been linstened him since 4 years, but i didn't get anything too.. 😒

[@devueltosalcampo768]

"Achievements are a projection of the ego". Osho.

[@paradevparadev5371]

But u do rejoice

[@AkhilKumar-ys3ph]

Same

[@lorenarodriguez1435]

I get more done listening to him. A lot of inner work. Getting rid of mental garbage.

[@gigachad94]

*Legends says he still didn't blink his eyes*

[@alielkarar3027]

my whole life is full of jokes thats true

[@rockyasima956]

What a beautiful time they all were having! I wish I were with them❤️

[@adityajyotimadhukalya2793]

I have been listening him for 11 years. Whenever I listen I forget whole universe.

[@vidasagharlou5625]

Love him

[@S.Ghosh_221]

Yeah. Like you remember the whole universe at other times.

[@IRONMAN___210]

@@S.Ghosh_221 lol.

[@gabar6541]

Dont forget coz it appears again and again. But instead u realize that u r microscopic tiny living being.

[@CyrilGojer]

Thank you OSHO, with Love and Gratitude ! Namaste !!

[@user-nt4nm4fb3u]

When you awakened & see back your sleeping state throughout the past, you lagh yourself Silly. But you'll definitely would be greatful for that sleepiness state, because of that you have awakened. Without sleep there is no awake 🙏🏽❤.

[@npsharma14]

I never followed any spiritual leaders.. but 1st time i am a great fan and follower of my OSHO

[@solomontekleab4531]

His state of stillness by it self only gives peace and makes you grounded. Osho is the real light which dissipates the darkness which inflicts fear and despair. Osho is the greatest treasure the human being lost with out extracting all the juice of his cure-all teaching......

[@Zoltarman]

Since this is a good humorous post. I ask a legitimate question. How many different chairs did Osho used ? Who invented the design for this beautiful chair?

[@OSHOInternational]

Hi Zoltarman, Is this really relevant? Sorry no sense of humor here -- I'm German :-) Lots of love Neerjo

[@IndianFoodbyGermanGirl]

Zoltarman That’s a funny and good question 😂😃😃

[@imaginefxproductions6988]

The first iPad was launched by this man. Remember the name OSHO

[@joydevghosh8017]

When the listeners are in a mood to be entertained, Osho tells jokes. A real lover of truth and wisdom can find a treasure in him.

[@galvaconsultant]

The great mystic of 21st century.. OSHO

[@shashankyadav9148]

Bahi 20th century ur mistaken