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[@nickkolo1723]

Crushing the table was gold 😂

[@mizrenee23]

It’s the “it’s our year” for me LOL

[@MordecaiFromRegularShow]

Yo we crushed M&Ms 😂😂😂

[@pauldunn8874]

I don’t get it

[@pauldunn8874]

Nvm bc emimem

[@levismoker3181]

"it's our year" 😂

[@bigideasthescholar]

I wish they put “all in” 😂😂😂

[@LinkRocks]

The Cowboys live in your head rent free.

[@masegoflames3421]

Not a fan of having the chiefs and then in four days the ravens but let’s friggin go!!! 🤘🏾💪🏾❤️

[@trevormorris6768]

Gonna be a huge test to see what type of team we are but we got it 💪🏽

[@rayrayz]

that late in the season it'll help them get ready for 'beyond week 18' and they'll probably need those wins for seeding purposes, so bring it

[@ManaMan25]

The Chiefs did it first. The Texans did it better.

[@leoylilly2]

Facts

[@ckgjr30]

As an impartial third party, nah chiefs did it better. What’s with the hot dogs for chicago?

[@scvrecrowx]

​@@ckgjr30outside of pizza wtf do you think Chicago is known for when it comes to food??

[@lilcotorro]

@@ckgjr30 Chicago-style hot dogs, maybe to a lesser extent Vienna Beef

[@inoutmobileservices]

Let's Goooo 🤘🏽 let's dominate this season 😎

[@JonathanMerlinSymmank]

That’s so good!

[@RPJDAKID]

Let’s go h-town

[@peacefrog0521]

Anyone know the channel that made this? I know the Chiefs’ video was done by Hydraulic Press Channel even though there was no mention of it.

[@Tyr48]

Took a while on the M&Ms don't ya think

[@xCharonstyxx]

Lol yeah I thought the same thing. But alot of us here in Htown respect the Lions. Lions Texans superbowl is what I hope for

[@AstroLonghorn]

Listen lions fan, we know a lot of the same pain so let’s just both make the Super Bowl and then we can smack talk lol

[@Tyr48]

@@xCharonstyxx a Lions Texans Super Bowl would be so great

[@Tyr48]

@@AstroLonghorn fair enough. let's hope we both make it there.

[@Mr.X2188]

​@xCharonstyxx I know one thing, the uniform combo for this game will be immaculate. You guys in the all reds and us hopefully in the all whites. This will look so good.

[@krisherdown]

I saw the Chiefs one before this (and the horsey Bronco was aces) - but the Bills table and "it's our year" make this one the better version.

[@jjtrie]

Texans W

[@klevesmith]

I have no problems with this schedule at all.

[@KingK9ight]

We don't have a bye week until Week 14😮... let's pray we can stay healthy

[@oblivion85]

I would’ve to seen what would’ve been crushed if the played the Browns this year 😂

[@heatherklein6551]

Texas

[@DamarisRodriguez-xf8xi]

💀 with the cowboys

[@mlanden409]

The only good one was the bills…. crushing the table

[@bryanreed3559]

Where’s sketch?

[@Starboy99-ti9xs]

Eminem has 24 hours to respond

[@jimmymartinez2585]

😂😂😂😂

[@idris718]

Skipped week 8. Colts dub!

[@SmahChinSki]

Colts fan skipped seeing both dates on the first crush, as they were too distracted watching their donkey die.

[@idris718]

@@SmahChinSki😭

[@chillfrmdago]

Yall copied the chiefs video

[@AgateThrone737]

But Texans did it better

[@jimhofer8496]

Bottom 3rd of the release videos. Nice job phoning it in. Good luck with Diggs.

[@Levi-ci7yo]

Yes, schedule release videos have a direct correlation to success on the field…

[@jimhofer8496]

@@Levi-ci7yo I would disagree.

[@tonymedina922]

@@jimhofer8496 that was sarcasm. I caught it

[@jeremymosley8920]

Back to back team the Miami dolphins and the Kansas City Chiefs

[@youtubeistryingtocensorme]

And the Ravens

[@huchlvr]

This was boring AF.

[@pleasemisguideme345]

This was as uninspiring as the city its representing

[@PrimaryVector]

Low effort

[@MrNotCreative]

Ya’ll copied the Chiefs lol 😅

[@Tonitaco]

4/10

[@Esmshark]

First please pin

[@boba2783]

The Taylor swift CD was pure gold

[@Save-money1]

The patriots was a Cinnabon of a honey bun😅😂 and the Jets is a green apple😅 Detroit is Eminem’s😅 the dolphins is orange😅 we don’t do good we is not gonna go undefeated, but we is going to do very good. This was a funny video.😅

[@CozmoKills]

I thought it was a lobster roll. 😂

[@punkrockcharts9148]

I think this is the best one from this year. Good job Houston.

[@MrNotCreative]

Naw, they copied the Chiefs.. weak!

[@taxisareintense]

I’m assuming crushing the table was from Tom Grossi jumping through it in Buffalo.

[@mikehenry1698]

🏈

[@Bigeazy87]

Taylor Swift's CD 😅

[@michaelwatt4699]

Chiefs did this first, beo riginal

[@volrath247]

Well this was just pathetic…

[@BangBangNinersGang-qe8xx]

They copied chiefs but they were better

[@ONCICOLA]

(Not a Texans fan) Those uniforms are gonna look so 🔥

[@ToviaMcKinney-ye5pp]

I agree it our time and our year I am Houston Texans fan ride or die

[@rinapena4223]

Let’s go

[@emmettcunninghamjr.5207]

El Toro! 🐂

[@jacoyus2012]

Having our bye late in the season might come back to bite us but lets go

[@UnlimitedProduction1]

It beats having an early bye And it comes before a tough stretch to end the season might be beneficial when we have 3 games in 10 days from week 15-17

[@hardieharrharr]

Seriously, WHO'S PUTTING THESE TOGETHER?!? Jacksonville's video (and I hate to say this) beat us this year by miles. These schedule release videos seem more entertaining for senior citizens. Does the franchise WANT a young fan base? Or are they too busy holding onto nostalgia (ie old Oilers colors) to gain new followers for the future?

[@howulikedemrice]

You're kidding right? Jacksonville video was garbage.

[@hardieharrharr]

@@howulikedemrice you obviously didn't see Jacksonville's vid dude. Either that or you just don't like XMen or read comics.

[@dariusbiddix]

Missed opportunity to do the schedule release with @RyanTrahan