Our SIDEMEN CHARITY MATCH 2023 Predictions!! (

[@333-f8g5s]

randy is looking fucking incredible man, he might not see FULL difference but if we go back to earlier episodes WOW, keep going brother ❤

[@Michael-er9go]

Randy complaining about Americans not having a kettle is the most English thing I’ve heard 😂

[@jemba-vg3cn]

the fact that it isnt common at your place is so weird to me

[@Georg30073]

@@jemba-vg3cni don’t know someone who doesn’t own a kettle

[@dfa9305]

You guys have kettles we have guns 🤷‍♂️

[@bastiefanta1]

@@dfa9305 You say that like that's a good thing (It's not)

[@vic_cresss]

@@jemba-vg3cnfacts like why wouldn’t they? It makes so much sense instead of boiling water on a stove 😂

[@sneakytacos773]

Randy’s giving great advice if you’re in the same position as him wanting to make a change. Happy for him, he’s released the pressure off himself of diet and losing weight, and focusing on what he enjoys and healthy habits.

[@gabeharman1669]

As a American I can say we do butter are bread and it is common to see a kettle in a home near me.

[@lt.aldoraine9405]

Same here

[@GreenShellShock]

Simon's anger about "solo trips" gave me a much needed laugh. 1:30:46 "You didn't even stay the night did you? " LMAO Bro was passionate about his stance.

[@sneakytacos773]

Simon being older than Harry Kane is crazy icl

[@Socksniff]

Simons saying "Cheese and cucumber" is one of his go to sandwiches 😮😂 Bro that is the most pale plane sandwich ever😂

[@dom1702]

plain*

[@_N4T]

He has said loves cheese like really loves it

[@lifeofkringle8253]

I normally listen to podcasts to learn something, Randy just makes me feel better about myself

[@alejandroherreravargas7879]

Randy watches a few tiktoks and assumes all people in the US don’t know what a kettle is and don’t butter their bread

[@jtrot56]

The vast majority would have no idea what a kettle is. We drink coffee here and no one makes tea

[@olliewalton361]

Most don’t have kettles though. And butter on bread is alien to most white Americans

[@AyeAAK]

Fam why u sound so pressed, from what I know Americans don't use kettles😂😂😂

[@alejandroherreravargas7879]

@@AyeAAK no is pressed my guy just funny that people like to base things off what they see on the internet. I’m not American so I could care less🤣

[@AyeAAK]

@@alejandroherreravargas7879 nah u deffo sound hurt bro iss all good dw about the hate on Americans

[@1dealace]

Randy there are kettles in America and butter is used on bread

[@alexjrhernandez3946]

I know what a kettle is and I butter my bread!!!!😂😂

[@elizabeththompson2319]

Hahaha yeah I have an electric kettle and I think butter is nice on a baguette sandwich but mostly go for a thin layer of mayo

[@edehnn]

yeah idk what bro is on about

[@adam-z9e2j]

@@edehnn he watched a tiktok stereotype lmao its the same as us australians and seeing bugs/snakes in every house or street

[@finestlex]

Randy we do know what kettles are (always have had one) but you can also boil water on the stove in a pot, or use a keurig to boil it. Also to make ice tea you have to make hot tea first then cool it with ice😂😂😂

[@ND-zo9hp]

Let’s gooo Philly getting mentioned on the whats good pod!

[@ericabunin]

I don't know a single person that doesn't have some form of kettle. Either an electric one or a stove top one. We also do butter our bread, just not when making a sandwich. We use condiments like mayo or mustard instead. And only mass produced, low quality bread has sugar in it. Fresh bread from bakeries or homemade will not have it in it.

[@josuerivas3729]

Randy is so gullible. No way he actually thinks Americans don’t use kettles and don’t have butter on toast lmao

[@AKewlNoob]

Hearing randy's voice sped up was too funny

[@TheRed_wing]

I was watching this in the background while playing a game and my mom was sitting behind me and says why do u watch those guys they are so boring and I died laughing

[@greysonadams7131]

Who tf doesn’t have a kettle in their house? Every American household I’ve been in has one lmao

[@geordimeck]

Has Randy ever been to America? We have kettles and butter on bread? 😂😂😂😂

[@RyanCogar]

Kettles take roughly twice as long to boil when used in the US because their homes electricity runs around 120 volts, compared to 220-240 volts in the UK. Probably part of the reason they never really caught on Stateside. Secondly, Simon's "2 cups of tea with 2 sugars is as bad as 6 cans of coke" is a massive stretch if you're strictly talking sugar intake. 4 teaspoons of sugar works out at 16.7 grams (give or take a little sure, let's say 16-18 grams roughly). A *single* 330ml can of coke has 35 grams of sugar, which is essentially double the amount of the 2 cuppas. 6 Cans of coke would be 210 grams of sugar, which would be a shitload of tea (25 cups, with 2 sugars to be precise) 😂👍

[@emilycorveas3392]

i think most people in the US don't own kettles because we just dont drink tea as much as in the UK and for coffee, most people just have a coffee maker. as for the buttered toast, im sure some people dont do that but I personally butter my toast every day. the US is just so big that im sure people do things a bunch of different ways

[@ProjectFifty]

It's not buttering toast they mean, it's buttering sandwiches

[@emilycorveas3392]

@@ProjectFifty ah i see. yeah i don’t really do that haha

[@vic_cresss]

Do you guys not use instant coffee? 🤔

[@emilycorveas3392]

@@vic_cresss i mean, i personally don’t and neither do my friends/family but i’m sure many people do

[@vic_cresss]

@@emilycorveas3392 is it more a lower class thing to do?

[@JigR67]

Are the podcasts ever going to come out on Wednesdays again?😂

[@JeannetteAdams-w8x]

Randy thinks he’s the only one who puts butter on bread U.S.A. 😂😂

[@rj6thstreet]

Randy had trouble reading that gambling problem script

[@JJAAAACCKK]

Simon clearly steaming that KSI hasn't sorted them out with tickets. Does seem crazy tbh.

[@محمدعبدالله-ض7ي3غ]

As he should they don't support him

[@Djordymans]

the plane one. the wing just collapsed from him pulling up fast

[@kingschiano10]

The fact that you said Americans don’t put butter on the bread is foul

[@lt.aldoraine9405]

Congrats to Randy on the weight loss, he looks hella slim. It is weird as an American to hear two Englishmen talk about the US so much. We never talk about you and you always talk about us.

[@finnabus633]

Ive also noticed that british people always seem to talk about americans when we dont even really think about them lol. Just an observation

[@vic_cresss]

@@finnabus633it’s because the US is so huge in terms of influence and media

[@finnabus633]

@@vic_cresssi know but i just dont understand why theyre always mad at us for everything lol, like we’re two different countries ofc we do things differently

[@vic_cresss]

@@finnabus633I think it’s just the stereotype that Americans think they’re “the best” so the Brits try and prove them wrong. It’s a strange concept

[@vic_cresss]

@@finnabus633I think it’s just the stereotype that Americans think they’re “the best” so the Brits try and prove them wrong. It’s a strange concept

[@WillE18]

58:13 Idk where Simon heard this lmao. 2 cups of tea with 2 sugars = 23g, 6 cans of coke = 234g

[@sarahsun4665]

we have kettles and we butter our bread😭😭

[@Alejandrohnandez1112]

Randy thinks Texas is the best state because when he goes he hangs out with locals. When you guys go to LA you hang out with big KZbinrs that aren’t from there

[@guidowessels154]

i feel so bad for laura, i have the feeling that she is always alone with harper. And randy has all those fun shoots and trips.

[@divyasingh_22]

oh wow didnt knew you know how they live behind the camera so accurately

[@digipicklz2475]

Is this Deji on a different account?

[@kingcargill8212]

Randy cant provide for his family?

[@archiewall124]

This is hardly a rare dynamic. The man goes out and earns the money, the women is the CEO of the home and predominately raises the children. It’s the tale as old as time and it’s proven to work pretty well.

[@Stephh99]

⁠@@archiewall124 I think it’s different when you’re spending nights away. For the majority of two-parent families the dad is home at night every night, but for Randy’s work he’s spending the night other places which means Laura doesn’t get a break at all while he’s away

[@cjsiner]

I'm American and almost every restaraunt you go to has Butter & Bread. So idk where that girl was from but we butter bread over here lmaooo

[@FrancescaBuckingham]

Happy birthday Simon! X

[@HarveyKingham]

the fishing video was so good

[@brandimaina]

I love you guys, but Americans DO hav kettles. Growing up they were mostly stove top kettles but we do know what they are and have them. But like y’all said, we just don’t do yea like y’all. Also Randy is right, Texas is the best state.❤

[@chasedelacruz1234]

We have kettles in America, We just don't call them that. We call them tea pots

[@YTKipz]

Randy what the hell?💀 weve got tea kettles and butter on bread? Y’all needa stop goin to the west coast for your ideas on Americans. They’re objectively the worst ones 😭😭

[@istupideztv6873]

Can we assume that Randy is kinda of a bad husband and father, he is never home, he says he does nothing to the child, man.. and he talks proudly about it too.. you have a kid bro, don't leave 5 days to play golf wtf

[@Stephh99]

I feel the same. Like obviously I don’t know their exact situation and this is just conjecture but it makes me sad when dads are in the picture but don’t seem to care about spending time with their kid or giving their wife a break. It feels very selfish. Just because you’re a dad doesn’t mean you have less responsibility than a mom.

[@dask5687]

This 75 hard fitness thing is genuinely easy asf

[@haniyahassan]

Behz and Randy r on the same page it seems with making sure everyone is ok 😂❤

[@Uhlegra]

You guys need to go deep sea fishing in Florida or catfishing somewhere in America that would be so funny to watch

[@MasTiempoPorFa]

Can finally start to see the randy progress ppl been talking about. Nice

[@Docington]

I’ve Got a 10 hour bus journey on Friday for the match on Saturday, hopefully it’s a good day, best of kicks lads 👌

[@Michael-er9go]

Randy says Americans are dumb then drops “Adam and John”

[@awesomeadamfrom2099]

Awesome Simon and randy thumb up

[@mehtam92]

(American) we put butter on bread but not for sandwiches

[@katie9512]

What’s good back on a Wednesday 🙏

[@naqs_music]

@51:01 "church youth group" good swing

[@MrShiftySide]

3:11 both things he said are literally false😂. We obviously know what a kettle is i dont need to explain why thats dumb to say, but the butter thing is understandable. I put butter on toast. For a sandwich i spread mayo mostly.

[@nicolocaruana438]

The Sidemen came to Malta? Did they film any videos in Malta?

[@Ninjasik]

As an American man, not only did i know of, but I own a kettle, and I butter my bread for sandwiches.

[@willbennett776]

simon needs to talk about when he lived in ghana

[@homerdula]

30 degrees is 86 😭 that’s not hot

[@bingle12765]

No one cares

[@Stephh99]

It’s hot to be running around in tbf

[@jroeder]

I find it funny that Randy bases info on American on what he sees on TikTok.

[@revengewrld999]

24:13 that's th name of th pod baby

[@gribinvon]

Randy needs to seek help if thinking we dont put butter on bread yes on a sandwhich is not normal what if you head to a subway do they put butter on it? NOOOOO lol

[@squiddaddle]

18:00, 30:00, 47:00, 1:01:00, 1:15:00, 1:26:30, done

[@BillySellick]

I made a comment along time ago about how big Randolph was. (That's not like me) I am so happy to see the difference since then. We need to show some love to Randolph ❤

[@BillySellick]

Randolph's leg looks half the size since I first commented. 👏

[@kryzieg]

Randy looking exceptionally good

[@gavin0_uzumaki990]

Americans have buttered bread and kettles btw. maybe not the LA ppl they are accustomed to

[@Ginja_DaNinja]

Bro said we dont have Buttah on our bread, you ever had honey butter Mr Randy? Shit bangs.

[@dylf5823]

Randolph looking like he lost a lot of wait

[@brunofuntak8487]

Then he better hurry, waiting is never good

[@CIVILINMATE]

@@brunofuntak8487good one 😐

[@sneakytacos773]

Freezys gonna be 65 hunch backed with a massive beer belly still screaming ab these yearly challenges that he never sticks to 💀

[@cardscrazy9967]

as an american, i know what a kettle is and i have butter on my bread

[@jayjayb89]

I beg randy plays, I nearly pissed myself laughing watching him run last time 😂

[@annambrant]

see you on Saturday lads 🫡

[@chapsjohn7435]

The reason people drink normal coke over zero is because coke zero is full of artificial sweeteners and flavouring that is probably worse for you than sugar even though it is less calories

[@chunzyyy]

If not mistaken there’s an app that transfers everything from android to Iphone. - for john

[@Sam-ox9il]

Pls get gib on the podcast 🙏

[@Rio-mh1qf]

is he even playing in the match ?

[@amirhossein9170]

Great content love you guys ❤❤

[@realljennifer]

we know what kettles are 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@finestlex]

What about a podcast during the game with the players since Randy won’t be playing too much he could go back and fourth and be like a documenter/interviewer since everyone will have a different pov on/during the game

[@irehthinker]

randy we do know what kettles are and we do butter our bread 😭😭😭

[@BKxZANE]

Some Americans don't use tap water because their tap water is contaminated. Texas for example.

[@IanLeoMusic]

Doesn’t JJ playing as a keeper risk getting his wrists and arms injured more?

[@yonuqu]

bro all of the shots are so sloww. very low chance of an injury

[@SimplyyFadumaa]

can someone explain the sidemen video ratings to me

[@PandaJinxed]

We know what a “kettle” is. It’s a “tea pot”. Also, bread here is very weird… along with the rest of our food… compared to the rest of the world. We have a lot of unneeded ingredients that are slowly killing us (ex: “sugar”). But as far as butter on bread, I don’t know anyone who doesn’t have mayonnaise or butter or some sort of condiment to substitute butter on a sandwich. Unless we’re lazy and in a rush because our culture is so go go go.

[@PandaJinxed]

I forgot - the boiling water thing in a “pan”, lol!!! We use pots which is sort of like a pan, but it’s got high sides. It’s how we boil noodles for example

[@itsdaffin1460]

international break this year too - viewers will be peakkkk

[@jemzjyp]

Timestamps!! Yes!! 🎉

[@BudzReact]

Okay hearing thr kettle comment again... americans use kettles they just call them teapots.... And americans will bytter bread.... But not when making sandwich we use mayo

[@vic_cresss]

But electric ones as well? 🤔

[@LuisLuLu98]

Also ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’ butter brand…I’ve always thought it was butter 😂 but it ain’t! 🤯 (I’m being dead serious)

[@ZJoshuaZBarberZ]

Todays the day 🙌🙌

[@ZJoshuaZBarberZ]

09/09/23

[@himothyshim]

We got butta on our bread and we got kettles just not a lot of people have them

[@slowpromaniacs3615]

randy getting that weightloss

[@rab.j]

1:25:55

[@BudzReact]

Also "americans" are combined cultures from decades and decades passed down from peoples origins, so how can you be surprised americans do things englishmen wouldnt. Think outside that tiny box

[@therealhb1763]

That's deffo cap americans has no culture.

[@rab.j]

1:00:11

[@staceys3235]

Haven't announced Manny yet, Simon confirming? 37:40?

[@IA-qs9mi]

Manny will obv play

[@graze-plays3594]

We have kettles and we butter bread what are you talking about 😂

[@juiced9432]

does simon like any food or any thing?

[@XxAllurenxX]

Among us pub golf in real life 3 teams with sidemen and some of the boys but in America xD a imposter on 1-2 teams and they all gotta guess by the sabotages. I’m with Randy ,Texas represent I’m bias since I live here in DFW

[@ashutoshmisra4]

Personally, I don't watch the sidemen sundays straight away. I look at the concept of the vid and the length. Next day or when I'm bored or something, if it's on the shorter side, like 30-50 mins, I'll watch it. If it's long (1hr+), I'll have to find time to watch it. By then, I'll probably come across the clips on shorts which basically decide how much I want to watch the video, like who the guests and teams are. I'll eventually watch it anyway, the time frame depends.

[@therealhb1763]

Bro that's more time then just watching it and u are watching a pod that is 1 hours pluss

[@vic_cresss]

I kinda do the same thing, like I prep to watch it 😂 I get ready for the day, clean up, make some food, get comfy, THEN watch it

[@adam-z9e2j]

@@therealhb1763 'bro' how does looking at the concept of the vid and deciding when to watch it take 1 hour? wtf lmao

[@therealhb1763]

@@adam-z9e2j did u read what he wrote

[@therealhb1763]

@@vic_cresss nigga read the titel

[@beastalfonso8795]

Why no ginge in charity match

[@locker-roomdwarf3549]

GOD BLESS

[@mariuuuuh]

Some of us Americans do have kettles doe 🤙🏼

[@Rio-mh1qf]

Is Gib playing in the charity match ?

[@tylerkaczmarek2150]

Using butter seems like a normal thing for me in America

[@MAT-wn5fr]

They better play Harry up front

[@TheStickyDynamite]

xQc about to stink up the gaff playing in goal