Hitman 2: WE ASSASSINATE OURSELVES! - Farewell to Hitman 2

Hitman 2, it turns out, contains secret undercover cameos from Jane, Mike, Andy, Luke and Ellen, who are hiding in Hitman 2's Colombia map Santa Fortuna under not-so-subtle aliases. Can we track down Juana, Miguelito, Andres et al, then assassinate them in their own signature styles? Watch and find out as we say farewell to Hitman 2 in this Challenge of the Week, ahead of next week's launch of Hitman 3.
Want to attempt the Outside Xbox contract for yourselves? Search for the Hitman 2 contract named 'Envase Exclusion' (on Xbox), designed by Mike Channell to include our sneaky in-game alter egos.
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[@Heartshapedbox81]

Arthur Weasley - "What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?" Jane Douglas - "What's the range on an explosive duck?"

[@tiger1chu]

Jane asking the important questions

[@dr.hpboss5131]

TRUE!!!!

[@echidna8159]

I don't know who does these thumbnails, but you've outdone yourself yet again

[@timothyoswald8618]

This is my favorite in recent memory.

[@edelweiss9467]

@@timothyoswald8618 Idk man, there's still that one where Jane's face was on a velociraptor...

[@mathewwilkins1613]

I believe Andy is the one who edits, makes the thumbnails, and uploads the videos mainly.

[@odysyr]

"Let us explain how we're going to hit productivity targets through Q3" Andy's hitting a little close to home with that one!

[@gothmissstress]

@The Gaming Meta what's this about? Did I miss something?

[@nathaniellahman]

Stream starts at 0:43

[@FebruaryGhost]

Thanks friend! I appreciate it!

[@nunyobidniz]

Legend

[@carlsiouxfalls]

Should've started at 0:47 instead.

[@JachAnen]

Thanks my dude

[@AkitaSyn]

Gameplay starts at 15:43

[@caalmodeoc]

In México, miguelitos, aside from being little Miguel's, are little bags filled with spicy sweet powder.

[@ex.O]

they were delicious too... WERE! lol

[@elafimilo8199]

Yum

[@algarcia689]

They were great, and the reason half the population now has gastritis, worth it.

[@audoldends6799]

Still very accurate

[@BlueLoneWolf527]

It's said real friends stab you in the front, so this is just good fun murdering I guess.

[@manonceleste]

“You are going to need a gun to headshot Ellen.” - Mike

[@Hellwyck]

Depends how hard 47 can throw a pen.

[@MrGenovation]

Best part of the thumbnail is Jane's assassin going "wait, you're the one I have to kill? Really? Seems a waste."

[@JachAnen]

The Johnny one was great, but I think he should be the Shaman with his lads

[@kainschilde209]

"Guard costume." Andy believes 47 is just a really violent cosplayer confirmed.

[@thehamster0520]

Wait he isn't ?

[@gothmissstress]

If you ever been there on the first day of Comic-Con, you know that all cosplayers are kinda violent

[@oftenspanx]

Sans context of of they themselves literally doing this custom contract, that a fan made one already wherein you kill Jane, Andy, Mike, Elen, and Luke...it's COULD appear as terrifying stalker-fan territory, and I find that amusing.

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

I have a vague memory of another Easter egg at the race track. Wasn't there a leader board with the name M. Channell on it? Also, i think if you wanted to calculate the range of a thrown screwdriver, you'd start with a=f/m. Acceleration =force x mass. I think.

[@readysteadywhoa]

In the medical bay, all three of them are on the patient whiteboard

[@FnRenner]

@bilbo_t_baggins that equation would tell you how fast the screwdriver got to a certain speed not how far it would go. Range is a distance and not a speed or time. What you would need to use to calculate the range of a thrown screwdriver is the Range Equation. It's a long form equation that would require too many explanations and side notes for a KZbin comment so just grab a screw driver, a metric tape measure and Google the equation.

[@SolaScientia]

I love Andy covering most of his face and peering through his eyes when she has to knock out the butler and freaks out so much about her possibly getting caught. Have to wonder how much this messed with his nerves considering how precisely he prefers to play Hitman.

[@wouldanyonelikeanytoast5171]

Andy: that’s an accidental kill on Luke “Accidental” now means “kicked off the pier That’s like the Blackadder the third fight with the Duke of Wellington Blackadder: I’ll kick him in the nuts and you set fire to the building, in the confusion we will claim a draw 😁

[@srivardhanjangili7335]

I just tried this contract and I'm proud to say I'm 7th on the leaderboards! It was a ton of fun and thanks for making this!

[@bentoth9555]

The trail of coins to lure Andy just reminded me of Family Guy. "Ooh, piece of candy! Ooh, piece of candy!"

[@mistformsquirrel]

Andy: It's Wednesday and you know what that means... Me: *tears up* Nice lil tribute to Brodie Lee there Andy.

[@DokkaChapman]

I love when games do this sort of thing. There's also a KZbinr called BigMooney who does a 'kill everyone challenge' on his channel who appears in the racing level as a voiceover commentator if you kill everyone in the level lol.

[@jsloanhpi]

Holy cow I missed the voiceover thing that is AMAZING if true.

[@DokkaChapman]

@@jsloanhpi Trust me, it is. He even did a video on it I think. It's not his voice but instead someone did a crude Scottish accent which he finds hilarious.

[@jsloanhpi]

@@DokkaChapman and @Dahn I thank you both I must hunt down that Mooney video - I also must do this myself but I'm a little distracted by something ELSE as a Hitman fan right about now. Obviously. So far the murder mystery is my favorite.

[@FnRenner]

Historically I'm awful at stealth games. A complete and utter lack of patience. Somehow OX got me to get into the Hitman games and I'm pumped for the new one. Hoping there's lots of three ways to play videos coming in 2021!

[@readysteadywhoa]

That's awesome the OX crew make another appearance -- have these characters been in Hitman 2 this entire time?

[@stuartwalker9597]

Mike: “Parma violets taste awful” Me: what 🥺

[@Hellwyck]

They taste of soap.

[@stuartwalker9597]

@@Hellwyck why must you turn my comment into a house of lies? 🤣🤣🤣 sorry just watched the Simpsons episode with the power plant strike and wanted to use the quote 😝

[@kjolexa5965]

I'm months late... but I just LOVE this. You guys are great, esp. with Hitman... so this is just rewards... or just desserts? Reward desserts!

[@MasonS60]

@56:44, when Jane says Silhouette of a key, all I could think of was Bohemian Raphsody

[@darkamora5123]

My OCD makes the OX Hitman players' habit of not retrieving their coins a nightmare for me. "I don't want to waste a coin." "Grrr, then pick it up." I love watching, but while none of their scary streams bothers me in the slightest, not picking up the coins makes me sweat bullets.

[@ScotCinamon]

23:04 "What are you playing on PS5?" All the good games...

[@kzed.]

Andy with the Brodie love!

[@gingergamer3270]

Does thos mean I will never find out wwhy Egbert needed atonement?

[@stevesmith5883]

Recently got into Hitman, never played or fancied it before and now i'm pre ordering Hitman 3. Will be great to have all Hitman content in one place once 3 releases plus new stuff though I haven't even got around to finishing season 1 content yet haha, I've spent many many hours just in Paris. Glad that it's linked to IOI account as I can get legacy content with 3 on Epic even though I own 2 with legacy on steam because of the sale :)

[@stingersplash]

I said goodbye about 6 months ago after playing it non stop for the previous 18. I can't wait for the 3rd, got it preordered and that will be all I play for probably a year at least.

[@cooperbennett6399]

Mike: “I think it might be to the right” Jane: *looks left*

[@MtMooncards]

Stabbed myself with a screwdriver today!

[@jamielee5590]

Big sigh, Mike never did the Stig exit in the Miami level. Oh well. Can't wait for Hitman 3!

[@jsloanhpi]

Would have loved to see Andy listen to the whole cocktail conversation in Isle of Skail. They recorded extra dialogue for his prank and everything!

[@BlueBowlby90]

Loved the Brodie Lee tribute at the start. Lovely stuff Andy

[@freddierhodes8201]

Why does Jane never pick coins back up?

[@thegreatpineapple4425]

Why would she carry coins in the first place? A lock pick is a better choice for a blind run since distractions are everywhere.

[@DrBrangar]

Even years after ending it, and making a new channel, Johnny can't escape Chiodini's kitchen.

[@Corpseplower]

How often did Mike ponder the taste of a urinal cake to arrive at that candy being the closest comparison, I wonder... 🤔

[@oldmanpatterson79]

There was no pondering. He's nommed on one as a child, I suppose.

[@mrcephalopod]

It's not so much pondering urinal cakes specifically, as pondering Parma Violets and wondering what else could possibly taste that bad

[@ak43darkhell]

lol they all at shouting distance but they all got walkie talkies lol

[@Lordpooz09]

This stream has shown me how many times I've knocked out/ murdered Mike without realizing it...

[@stephenbottomley5210]

Has anyone re-created this on PS yet?!? Can’t wait for the new Hitman 3 vids!

[@Zoso14892]

Anyone else feel the real Andy assassination was making him watch this attempt at hitman? Runs like this are brilliant to watch but I'm sure I saw a vein in his temple pulse!

[@Icam_here]

great stream and well done Jane, it's cool that you all got referenced in the game like this, will they do something similar in hitman 3

[@gabeb9495]

Check out Captain eggcellent for the outside Xbox crew's for their Easter egg

[@FranFry]

This is so awesome

[@jamestaylor713]

I want to see Andy do this

[@michaelryan1767]

Was Janes "pick up a p-power" a reference to Penguins?

[@christophsouthwell7518]

Mike should have required the clown suit.

[@MunchKING]

You know coins are re-usable right, Jane? I mean you can pick them back up...

[@michaelb7732]

And then there were none

[@walterw8204]

Starts at 0:43

[@bigbicepbill3928]

Have these characters been in the game the whole time? Have I been walking by them for a couple years without realizing it?!

[@liamharris2610]

As much as I love this content I don’t think they realize you can reuse coins

[@hrmmmmmm]

Here because Jane is lovely.

[@strongblade]

Actually Johnny is "literally every other NPC on the map."

[@Jaybiiird]

you mispronounced everyone else in the world :D

[@wiesje666]

Stream starts at 0:43

[@Tyr_Magnus]

Luke fishing of course... Trying to catch that stringfish.

[@alphacat77]

Remember when he caught that string fish

[@illiengalene2285]

I fell from my chair laughing. Thank you!

[@EmJayArr]

*After Jane pushed button to unmute* Andy: Jane is silent... Jane: No, I'm not (and swiftly moves on) 👑 😆

[@GriffinWolf]

I loved that. No explanation, just, "No, I'm not."

[@gothmissstress]

Loved this moment🤣 Pretended like it was her plan all along

[@zulubunsen9067]

She just wanted to make sure she got the 'silent' part of Silent Assassin early on.

[@toymachine2328]

Took me a while to remember the delay in the chat, because she'd been speaking for a few seconds just before that.

[@thegreatpineapple4425]

Damn, between this and Miami easter egg, you guys are basically Hitman celebrities!

[@TheSchultinator]

Miami Easter egg?

[@ThePapaDragon]

@@TheSchultinator yeah. Their names are on a notice board in one of the pit garages.

[@TheSchultinator]

@@ThePapaDragon Oh, cool

[@TheToastMan69]

Mike: "Our names are in portuguese" reads spanish names Me a portuguese: "hm... Close enough"

[@mattgardiner744]

Yeah I had the same thing (ignore my dad's surname and my english first name)

[@audoldends6799]

Why is this so funny to me????

[@JonhnyWalker]

Haha, Brazilian here, but the reaction was the same XD Also, Lucas would work finely for either Portuguese or Spanish!

[@mattgardiner744]

@@JonhnyWalker the big giveaway wouldve been if Joao made an appearance

[@DXMario]

was gonna post the exact same thing haha

[@experimetalfan8851]

You having characters in Hitman based on you and your playstyle is probably the most awesome thing ever

[@nmokeyryab]

the targets in the contract, like mike and jane explained, aren't based on them (although i wish they were). mike painstakingly went around the map in contracts mode, where npc's names are shown to you if you instinct on them, and found 5 npcs who had similar names to them. then mike manually added kill conditions to the contract to be reminiscent of their playstyle, hence the fall and screwdriver lol so the developers didn't actually put a mission with them and their playstyle, mike made it himself. although more recently they did give outside xbox their own featured contracts in hitman 3

[@Suztvfan]

@@nmokeyryab Yeah the hit was made by Mike but the names are probably a nod to them since the devs of Hitman are quite familiar. Their names are on the whiteboard in Miami, with information of how they died which is linked to their playstyle for example A. Farrants' death couldn't be diagnosed and M. Channels' cause of death was burns/explosives. They also made a cocktail recipe with all the ingredients that Andy hates in Hitman 2. It was made because Andy had said to the dev of the Colorado map that it was the worst map of the first game. And like you said they recently got their own featured contracts. So yes, the hit for these NPCs was made by Mike, the names of the NPCs though is a very probable nod.

[@C.mcdon12]

@@nmokeyryab do you happen to have the contract ID of the featured contract you mentioned? Thanks

[@stargazer1998]

@@nmokeyryab link to the hit man 3 video?

[@wtfchuck9552]

So yeah, Jane the millionare youtuber is now officially in Two Point Campus FYI (as "Jane")

[@MarrokDracul]

"The super cool tattoo man" are you talking about Johnny Chiodini I mean "Juanito Cocinero Papa Veliz" again?

[@oriolgonzalez9328]

Little Johnny Chef Dad indeed

[@jspettifer]

Jane looks a bit too happy at the possibility of having to punch Andy to death

[@ChrisAdamscomedy]

No one caught that Andy sang a level specific version of “Despacito”. It was pretty awesome.

[@JackHammer503]

PERALTA YOU'RE A GENIUS

[@freddierhodes8201]

This stream had everything I look for in a stream: Gratuitous violence That's it

[@Hellwyck]

@The Gaming Meta NINE NINE!

[@elafimilo8199]

Aww, this is love. Murdering your friends in a bespoke contract.

[@JackHammer503]

How rad would it be for the entire OX crew to cosplay their assassinated counterparts on a 5-person Hitman stream? ... I can actually answer that: the answer is very, very rad.

[@nunyobidniz]

F.L.A.M.I.G.O.s level rad 😎

[@Diana-aka-WonderWoman]

Couldn't they have named Luke 'Lucas'? I think it's a name that is used in Spanish-speaking places, right?

[@oriolgonzalez9328]

They could, and they should. Lucas Flamenco Oestecamino. What the fuck kinda name is Linus, anyway? That's not Colombian at all...

[@MyKillerson]

Portuguese not Spanish

[@nightmaregirl06]

I was about to comment this because YES. Lucas would have been perfect!

[@nightmaregirl06]

@@MyKillerson they speak spanish in Colombia. Mike was wrong.

[@Apetrexo]

Lucas is used in portuguese as well, so it would not have been wrong even if Mike was right... And would've been way better too, I agree...

[@highspotplays]

I appreciate Andy making sure his Brodie Lee tribute was heard.

[@phylion6067]

"It must be really nice and warm there." -Jane about Australia atm "Haha," I say dryly, unable to say it any other way due to the heat sucking all moisture from everything, with my fan on full blast, an iced tea and wet hair. At midnight.

[@cheezysauce4963]

Meanwhile, in WA State USA, it’s been raining for 14 days straight with mudslides and floods galore. Seasons... can’t beat ‘em. GL in Australia with that heat tho, I can always put on more layers, with heat you only have so many to remove before you’re down to skin... Please don’t remove your skin. It makes things hotter, not cooler.

[@arashi86]

Andy with the "It's Wednesday and you know what that means," from one wrestling fan to another, that gave me warm feelings.

[@craiggibbs9888]

I enjoyed him getting cut off when trying it right at the start, to then be cut off again 5 mins later. 3rd time's a charm

[@ApesWithEgos]

Yeah yeah yeah.

[@josephgallegos9765]

Rip brodie Lee

[@FnRenner]

@@josephgallegos9765 the Brodie tribute show was the best wrestling show I've seen in the last 15 years. For context I've been watching wrestling since the late 80's.

[@roryk101]

Envase exclusion is a great translation of outside Xbox

[@NoFormalTraining]

I checked out "the envase exclusion" for PC and it is a perfect recreation in every way.

[@NoFormalTraining]

It took me three atempts to do it and get them all, which just goes to show that Jane is three times the Hitman I'll ever be, especially as Jane kept avoiding my attempts to kill her all the time! She was always the last Oxtra standing.

[@merepseu]

The one I found had different kill requirements for Mike and Andy, no headshot complication and only the sports car escape.

[@Okusar]

@@merepseu There's another one I played on PC that accurately recreates Mike's version. If you're interested in trying that one 1-12-7455389-90 is the Contract Lookup ID. Perhaps you can beat my score - I'm currently 3rd but there are only 7 total on the board thus far.

[@merepseu]

@@Okusar I regret to inform that Outside Xbox going Live will no longer be a thing, that I took second place and that the recording looks atrocious.

[@gothmissstress]

Jane, I didn’t expect this much chaos from you😂

[@gothmissstress]

@The Gaming Meta 🤣

[@GriffinWolf]

This was brilliant and, somehow, kinda creepy... There was a point where I was laughing at Andy's face as Jane and Mike discussed how best to kill him 😆

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

Love that the developers even put in Luke and Ellen (whom haven't done a Hitman video) knowing they are a team of five. :D Also, you can call the next games videos: Hitman 3 Ways to Play.

[@Jarppakarppa]

Hold up, I got an ad for Hitman 3 before I the start of the VOD.

[@gabeschugardt5710]

It's way to late to say it now, but if you throw the ducks like they're a distraction item, the guards will pocket them as if they were coins. Any time you need to kill someone with an explosion, you can just give them the duck and blow them up as you escape. It's also helpful if you know an NPC is going to be in the room with a target, like the supermodel in the Paris level, and don't mind the collateral damage.

[@KuueenKumi]

I've been playing these games for 2 years now and somehow never knew this. Thanks so much!!

[@jamma.77]

I played the PC recreation of this a few days ago, and they're right, it is very, very tense when you can't save. Spent a lot of time knocking out potential witnesses before assassinating Mike and Ellen's NPCs (thank you whoever put so many boxes and wardrobes around that area). Also, just saying Mike, you should have made the Pale Duck the optional kill objective for your NPC.

[@ChangelingLady]

We do have a version of Luke in Spanish, it's Lucas. Otherwise, loving this names, specially Miguelito Estruendo XD

[@ChangelingLady]

@The Gaming Meta lol I just responded to your comment with the great analysis, what a coincidence XD and you're right, it's perfect =D

[@toymachine2328]

@The Gaming Meta more engagement for the algorithm!

[@AchtungBeccaC]

This was a lot of fun. I'm hoping someone remakes the contract for Playstation. Can't wait to play H3 myself, and see the gang give it a go!

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

Rob gets killed by a vehicle (50/50 taxi), Nath with a ball (refer his poor time with NBA), Dave with a scary outfit on, Rosie with a crash (potentially involving animals to refer to Crash Bandicoot), and Ash, well, I don't know.

[@MrAioto]

I'm pretty sure he meant for playstation console because these contracts are not cross-platform, not for Playstation Access. But good effort.

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

@@MrAioto Oh really? That is strange.

[@marhawkman303]

@@AlmightyPolarBear Ash needs to be something related to horror games. Maybe a weird weapon or type of accident? Like a scythe or falling gravestone?

[@Demonprincess666]

It is available on Playstation exactly like this 👍🏻

[@EST84x]

‚Hitman 2 has been good to us‘ he said, never having played it himself.

[@tyrannicpuppy]

Just completed my Silent Assassin run. Started in the Mansion Basement to avoid the entry issue. Killed the camera on my way upstairs and cleared the hot tub area. Killed Mike with a gas canister but succeeded in hiding the body before anyone found him. Then shot Ellen and hid her in the bathroom. Then off to the cocoa fields. Snapped Andy's neck (no backflips involved) coined Jane's companion out into the long grass, before Screwy visited her for the last time. Out via the Shaman's camp and managed to just straight push Luke into the river while the other fisherman was collecting coins. Had to make a second run because I forgot you had to throw the screwdriver at Jane and I stabbed her from behind instead. Final score: Five Hitmans. Time:17:32. Score:159,436.

[@mrhedgebull1658]

You don't have to hide Mike's body if you blow him up with a propane canister. Accident victims bodies don't cause a loss of SA. 7 minutes, 56 seconds, about 168,000. :-)

[@tyrannicpuppy]

@@mrhedgebull1658 Maybe, but it wasn't hard. Just knock him out and drag him in front of the container. Pop the canister and shove him in the box. I think Andy was whispering in my ear. HIDE THE BODY MIKE! Might have misunderstood him saying: Hide the body, Mike.

[@Demonprincess666]

Okay…I got 5 stars and stuff with around 7:30…took a couple of tries to find the right setup 😂

[@timothyoswald8618]

Honestly, I wouldn't have tried Hitman without the Oxbox streams. And... I always wondered why a dude named Linus was roaming around Colombia.

[@Sweenaldo85]

“It’s Wednesday, you know what that means.” If that’s what I think it was (Brodie), bravo, Andy.

[@zhaley1980]

Absolutely loved when Zillah pulled a coin out of her pack in BitD! Goodbye Hitman 2. Looking forward to Hitman 3.

[@Grommish]

Mike: UR-RYE-NAL cakes.. Tastes like flowers... Check ☑️

[@charliebriggs2769]

The Brodie reference :)

[@GM_Darius]

Oooh chocolate covered coffee beans! Good man, Mike!

[@Demonprincess666]

Enrobed 🧐😂

[@thanatos5150]

Jokes on you, Jane, I totally hold screwdrivers like that when I'm walking around holding them.

[@robodogmech]

So b4 we start, did Andy cheat by killing all the oxboxtra crew irl preemptively?

[@aaronshimmin5693]

Anyone that wants to try this on PS4 I made a contract called Oxbox Tribute. One small difference is you will have to take out Andy with the fibre wire like a true assassin. Thanks for all the great content guys.

[@austinweigel5718]

Such a wonderful group of assassins

[@zacharysmith4856]

Andy has perfectly captured the essence of the struggle that is… trying to turn off a PS5. 😂

[@mandoschMUh]

What a great idea. Much fun to watch you guys offing yourselves :D I was also really happy to see Johnny represented in this game. Loving it.

[@jamma.77]

'Much fun to watch you guys offing yourselves.' I love how dark that sounds out of context.

[@mandoschMUh]

@@jamma.77 now that I think about it....xD

[@jamisonedwards8162]

For Hades tips Andy should ask Aoife, or check out her Eurogamer play.

[@jtpotts617]

"More than 5 and they call the FBI." Um, oops?

[@ToriKlepto]

Did Andy dye his hair? Seems darker than usual, or maybe it's a lighting effect

[@sunarctus]

It does look kinda purple but I think its just the lighting

[@FnRenner]

Looks like lighting to me. With the shiny forehead my bet would be he's not using his circle light for this.

[@hannahwren6289]

I wonder if the Oxbox crew will be in the Dartmoor level of Hitman 3.

[@mr.novoice3435]

Andy = Montgomery. Jane = Emma Carsile. Mike : The Funeral person.

[@chumbucket3475]

@harrythehitman Is this true?

[@gugumatt1]

I think the lore here is that they found their Santa Fortunan parallel universe counterparts and to gain more power they have to kill them and absorb their knowledge.

[@LoJo]

Only of they were beheaded. "There can be only one!"

[@candy-scorn]

yknow i used to think that andy saying that cocktail was designed specifically to annoy him was a joke, but seeing this? I cant decide if the makers of hitman love or hate you all...

[@jprofio]

I had to double take at the thumbnail bc on my phone this looked like they were cosplaying as the Nostalgia Critic for some reason and I was relieved when I saw it was Hitman instead

[@g.byronwilliams1221]

I had a go on the PC version, my first ever contract, it was really fun!