D&D But... Everyone's A Kobold LIVE! | Oxventure

[@GleichUmDieEcke]

Andy's commitment to "___, the Weird" is priceless.

[@weneedaladder8384]

Velocity?

[@mooniejohnson]

Velocity the Weird's legacy shall be spoken of for ages

[@mooniejohnson]

@@weneedaladder8384 Well, Andy had a chance to play his Mom Can’t Cook self… just in front of an audience.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

Felocity

[@Icam_here]

cause of Kobold deaths Self Inflicted: 8 Bears: 7 Meg The Bad Influence: 4 Egbert the Careless: 4 Eagle: 2 Trappers: 2 Dog: 1

[@aramanon]

28 deaths amongst four players (plus Ellen the Invincible) feels quite tame

[@Hyperdisk]

Congrats, this comment was mentioned on the spotify version

[@Icam_here]

@@Hyperdisk thanks, i was pleasantly surprised when i heard it feel like i need to expand on what the 8 self inflicted ones were after they said it was subjective so in chronological order Izzy the Wizzy: thought self to death trying to think about leaves Amelia the Furious: Wildly attacking the sun cut off own head Velocity the Miniature: drowned in waste Brick the Impatient: crushed self after failing to lift a bench Zedane the Headbutter: headbutting lock went bad Crump the Duplicitous: ate a poisonous leaf and died Stronko the Inventive: launched self into ceiling and died Quip the Quizzical: thought self to death reading a book about leaves

[@samplename5159]

"There's no sunslight in a bear's mouth." - if someone's got like a list of best things said in d&d i'd like to nominate this one

[@ThankYouCityOfficial]

Johnny's interjection of "720p-nis" made me spray my tea, bless you all x

[@BlackMoonHowls]

It actually goes to 1080, and then it has the 1080 YT Premo experience, that's a paid sub. I do not see the 4K option, like it ever even fking worked in the first place EVER.

[@N.BR500]

32:15 Andy's reaction to getting the 'Bear Impersonator' Kobold is priceless 😂

[@nonamegiven202]

and like that Mike was visited by HR after the show, who is just Johnny doing their Bismuth voice.

[@Ulthek]

They ended up making enormous scooby sandwiches

[@FCGroningen1987]

Seems Mike had to get more uses out of his costume to justify the costs to the boss. I'm here for it.

[@docette2015]

Yes, I already saw this on The Other Channel, but I HAD to watch the beginning to see Mike's entrance in that costume again. XD Delightful stuff.

[@VonBlade]

It doesn't ever stop being hilarious. Nor does his utter commitment stop being impressive. I adore it.

[@MrMFoxd]

Thank you for confirming this, I thought I was going insane thinking I've seen this before!

[@tomgymer7719]

I am glad everyone loved the miniature Kobold (Jane did such a good voice) I choose to believe they survived that sewer and went and found their own life.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

Yeah, died in shit n piss. Classic fantasy medieval times of dying of dysentery. Or at the very least in someone else's dysentery.

[@Icam_here]

i'm all here for the additional camera angles this version brings, nice to be able to see more of Mike's costume from more angles, also that the box they drew the forms from has kobold vending machine written on it

[@AngelBeatYunara]

Can't wait to see this for Totally The First Time™.

[@jazzyb9488]

👀

[@confusedsquirrel]

Totally the First Time™

[@BENch_Gaming44444]

Thank you for this comment! I thought I was going crazy!

[@fungi5350]

@@BENch_Gaming44444same!!

[@ArDeeMee]

„First time“ gang! =P

[@jedfromyourlocallibrary]

The closeups really enhance the viewing experience of Mike’s costume 🐲

[@CantankerousDave]

Jane's in Supervillain Casual, Mike's in Kobald Casual.

[@joshuahadams]

And everyone else is just regular casual.

[@Kippemon]

Putting the casual in casualty.

[@ItsCamille735]

Why are people being so weird about this one? Yes, it was uploaded to a different channel, BY THE VENUE, this isn’t a reupload.

[@Gooch359]

Oh! Makes sence now. Thank you

[@honteebee]

I think this is the moment where I realize that I watch YT vids very differently from most people, because I always check the title and channel name part of the videos that I click on but it's clear that a LOT of people don't 😅

[@IESUproductions]

People aren't being "weird". It's a weird situation.

[@Mary_Studios]

@@honteebee same! I always read the titles.

[@esteban280889]

The Egbert Camo was just perfect.

[@theguitarman5311]

Honestly I love the everyone's a kobold oxventure the most so far. Both of the sessions they have done with this concept is so funny

[@petermillions1176]

Best is every time Mike goes for a new Kobold, Ellen casually blinders herself with her hand to shield from seeing Mike's...delicate sensibilities in her peripherals lol

[@BlackMoonHowls]

Giving a new meaning of "Mike Hawk".

[@1utube01]

Not-so-sensibilities.

[@AquaMaryn.]

Hadn't laughed this much in a while. Thank you. Hope we get more of these kobold one-shots or an episodic series.😂

[@atomic3691]

The beginning sequence with Mike immediately earned my like

[@samdilks9516]

shout-out to the return of Jane's elder kobold from the first game making a cameo as the quest giver. All Hail Elder Era, the Vacuous!

[@werbs7776]

I saw this posted and was excited they did anotherone. Then I realized it was a repost, I felt sad. Then I realized it doesn't matter because I can watch these D&D episodes about a dozen times and still see something I missed so I was happy again.

[@N.BR500]

1:00:11 The way Quiet Ellen just reveals her true self there (''Can you hear me now?''😈) , and not just the crowd but Luke's reaction was GOLD!

[@BlackMoonHowls]

Why did THAT commercial pop into my head from way back when? "Can you hear me know? Good."

[@NemoTheShark]

So many great kobolds in this one 🤩My favourites were the Weird, the Tiny, the Quiet, the Bad Influence... and Mike's costume lol

[@jakethegooze]

I would pay cash money to watch a series based on the adventures of Velocity the Weird and Meg the Bad Influence.

[@kayla_eevee]

I'm picturing a cross between Pinky & the Brain and Beavis & Butthead.

[@PDComicBookNetwork]

Vox Machna nothing, why aren't we animating THIS?

[@worldoffood123]

Ok but actually an Oxventure animated series would be incredible. Even better than Vox Machina imo!

[@BlackMoonHowls]

Zero results for Machna. Did you mean Machina?

[@PDComicBookNetwork]

@@BlackMoonHowls Yes. Yes, I did.

[@yamiyomizuki]

​@@PDComicBookNetwork you do know that you can edit comments right?

[@yamiyomizuki]

​@@worldoffood123 the original oxventuture was kinda one shot heavy and low stakes to be a show, however whenever wyrdwood is finally finished I would pay money to see that animated. at least I would pay money if I had any.

[@Lex-watches-vidoes]

3:27 Mike's tail wag in his awesome costume 47:11 Jane's tiny voice is so cute 50:53 Out of the cave and roll to not get carried away by bird 1:22:46 Andy shows Johnny his new kobold.... 1:26:53 .... and Egbert the Careless appears!

[@KaneA87]

Mike in the opening and Egbert turning up is what I came back for . . . again

[@tomgymer7719]

Now I'm not saying this is the first fatal history check in DnD, but it probably is the most unlikely skill to lead to immediate death.

[@lozzimusprime]

Husband watched this before me. Gave no warning. And there's me choking on my food when Mike walks out 😂😂

[@daviddaugherty2816]

RIP another town. The Oxventurers would be so proud...

[@MikesPortugal-zm4oy]

What I remember as my favourite moments from the first post, Lukes but everyone's really first glance at Mike's, uh, costume features, and Andy channeling Johnny Tsunami's laughter, just going to watch it again while babysitting my newborn nephew❤❤❤

[@tomgymer7719]

The return of the Vacuous elder!

[@commanderraccoon8860]

Mike is a legend, full stop! xD

[@mandoschMUh]

Absolute chaos. Loved every minute of it. I was surprised that in this case Andy brought most of it 😂

[@torgranael]

I love how good Andy is at being disturbingly weird.

[@mooniejohnson]

All hail Velocity The Weird! 52:17 Oh Luke, you sweet summer child... _the time was at hand_

[@coyoteartist]

I just heard Venga Bus yesterday going in to a Mexican restaurant and now all I can see if a bus full of dancing kobaldss dressed like Mike.

[@codymadsen3254]

I love how Andy kobold has a stroke eight minutes into the game

[@ariennetaylor529]

Thumbs up in the first minute just for Mike’s costume gag

[@oneofscavs]

I appreciate the Kobold vending machine cuts.

[@relicking9207]

I think Kobolds can live longer than humans, but they rarely do because they are not safe most of the time

[@annijaklamer]

I feel like kobolds are the kind of creatures that live like 2 years in the wild but 80 in captivity

[@relicking9207]

@@annijaklamer Yeah more or less, I think Goblins are similar due to technically being fey

[@alexandersmit4256]

Apparently, they reach adulthood at 6, and can live up to 120 years(but rarely do).

[@relicking9207]

@@alexandersmit4256 Okay, yeah that sounds familiar, similar to the Tortles then

[@alexandersmit4256]

@@relicking9207 Tortles, oddly, only live an average of 50 years, and reach adulthood at about the same age as humans. Genasi can also reach about 120, but mature like humans. Kobolds are pretty unique in how quickly they mature versus potential lifespan. Gobbos mature at 8, live to around 60.

[@WizzyMcWizzyton]

Well, seeing the rest of the reactions for the first time is going to be interesting!

[@lucymumma8840]

I commented this on the other upload but it bears repeating, so please consider "Johnny gets revenge for 7 years of oxventure nonsense" as an alternate title

[@WildfireMagni]

YOU get inspiration! And YOU get inspiration!

[@VonBlade]

Big fan of the comments section being largely full of people bemoaning that they'd already gone out of their way to see this on another channel and therefore this isn't a premiere, even though it's new to this channel. I'm absolutely certain that everyone complaining has never seen a single video twice. New content only thank you. How dare you show me a frame of something I have previously viewed. My life is finite you know. /wanders off mumbling.

[@masondunn8386]

Man, y’all do such a great job with Kobolds

[@tomgymer7719]

Oh man, Barry should have been called Ko. Ko the Bold.

[@barbararowley6077]

This was so much fun the first time round! No less fun now it’s finally home on the Oxventure channel. At least I was prepared for all the Mike this time! It’s still a great concept (the rotating cast of squishy kobolds) and I’d love to see it used again occasionally.

[@FerretBob]

Whenever I see one of these, I want to be there as my kobold player character (he's a celestial warlock, and quite intelligent) and just have a line like "you see, this is why I hate planesshifting. On every other planet, my people are so stupid..."

[@artsyjames]

1:22:44 Love Johnny's reaction when Andy shows them the cameo kobold name (revealed at 1:26:52)

[@sebastianwlodarczyk]

That was great! Seen the version that's on Popverse channel already, but the closeup shots really add a lot:)

[@ApetureTestSubject]

Thank you! I knew I'd seen this before, but was starting to think I'd somehow hallucinated it. But maybe that was just what Mike's outfit did to me.

[@Y2KK94]

Made me laugh really hard again. Also liked Mike's costume.🐉

[@Survivingbutbadly]

Mikes intro had me crying. Top tier Mike.

[@N.BR500]

1:26:53 That Oxventure Cameo + Andy's over the top acting was great!

[@Moewenfels]

I wish Johnny advantage on every wisdom saving roll against their own inner demons. You are a wonderful person and deserve some sliced slack too.

[@RayneTam]

Ooh, I'm very excited for this! What a fun game!

[@lyledal]

100 percent Mike Appreciation!

[@TheYorkRose]

My favourite things in oxboxtra are where someone says something baffling like "dogs can't look up" (around 15 min mark) and nobody questions it or even mentions it at all, lol. Must be an interesting office to work in 😂

[@voladel]

I’m pretty sure that’s a spaced reference

[@ArDeeMee]

@@TheYorkRose That was clearly meant as a joke. I love the level of intelligence and wit the crew show, and most of the audience don’t need any help deciphering obvious jokes and puns.

[@johnuselmann2704]

*Spoilers* I hope the ending means Gitfist just had gas the whole time 😂

[@katfromthekong414]

Love the added camera angles! 💜💚

[@thebpphantom]

That opening with Andy announcing, then the music, but no in-room audio just made it sound like it was dead silent as y'alls came on stage and... I was flabbergasted.

[@zhaley1980]

I'm super curious as to which Kobolds got cut for being too risque? There were 2 I think?

[@jjcondon001]

For some reason Mike being the "Sam Riegel" of the group would have been my last guess, but does actually make the most sense.

[@Loopy2000]

Can't believe Johnny did that, the weird kobold was by far the best and I was hoping he would last until the end.

[@maries1993]

32:14 Andy reacting to his near game-breaking Kobold, and 32:39 him showing Johnny

[@Dramono]

The sudden cameo of Egbert the Careless broke me.

[@vincentbarwell5943]

Zidane the headbutt is hilarious to anyone who knows about Zinedine Zidane's retirement game.

[@xtoxickissesx2138]

Anyone else choke on their drink at mikes entrance and then continue to wheeze everytime he stood up 🥴 bad mike! 😂 he really shocked them all

[@kayla_eevee]

You should do one of these with Alex Jordan from Natural Six as a guest. I (the character, not the me) would be a god among these kobolds!

[@katfromthekong414]

Finally! The show was soooo good! 💜💚🎉

[@626games]

Mike is the GOAT!!!!

[@annijaklamer]

I kind of *really* want to see the full contents of the vending machine

[@Drako999x]

This vending machine was rigged!! Johnny got all the physically weird ones and Andy all the weird weird ones XD

[@jprofio]

Actually just lost it at Egbert The Careless being one of the names 😂 He just shows up, blows up the whole party and leaves

[@mikemullen8174]

I pity the poor traveller who is the first to find this village

[@omnierbahamut2219]

oh, we need more of the everyone's a kobold the crazy that's allowed with one hit kills on the Oxventurers (as kobolds) and being not that bright.

[@travisspaulding5835]

Andy’s joke at Mike’s expense that it “must be cold in here,” was one thing, but Luke did not then have to use Mike as his model kobold when describing their “physical ineptitude.” Harsh 😂

[@danielblack4815]

this was excellent!

[@andwiseman]

This is why Mike is my favourite.

[@beesforbreakfast]

I’m not _cross_ and _am_ watching this again but I sort of planned my Friday night around this as a premier? That’s on me for sure, I’d’ve appreciated a repost notice in advance is all

[@irimac1806]

Apparently mcm posted this back in may but this is their first time posting this ?

[@mar_speedman]

@@Leith_Crowther What part of 'Friday night' says 'entire day' to you exactly? lol

[@beesforbreakfast]

@@Leith_Crowther _Evening!_ I’m freelance, I work odd hours and have to find my fun where I can

[@captain0ffd244]

1:20:44 I wonder how this was passed through the realm

[@CrazyKungfuGirl]

I was hoping for a kobold sequel...

[@Oliver-it7jo]

Sad that Stevan the overly specific didn’t make the cut

[@backonlazer791]

So, am I the only one who thinks the queen was constipated and the leaf was laxative?

[@padamouse4]

😂🤣😂🤣 first time. Love this so so much.

[@bretth342]

Luke's prediction fame true. Ellen WAS milk penguin

[@Liamishly]

Oh Mike, I am looking disrespectfully

[@tomsharp6986]

I did not anticipate Andy impersonating macho man randy savage while being kobold bear

[@AngelusNielson]

I'd name my kobold "Soded."

[@tehstachegamingllamavision1596]

Was the best 1st and better the 2nd

[@toratio8547]

When people ask why Andy is my favourite, I will just show them Velocity the Weird. Such dedication to the bit. unrelated, someone do a welfare check on Luke?

[@Joe90h]

I assume you listen to Mom Can't Cook? If not, listen to Mom Can't Cook. It's got all the Andy you could ever want/survive!

[@toratio8547]

@@Joe90h Oh I 100% listen to MCC. But I love to see others spreading the good word :)

[@BrickFleetwood]

I wonder if the Anti-Wyrm Queen activists might pop up in a future episode of DND But Kobold?

[@SolomonTheBard]

o' glorious mike

[@adammax912]

'I think I know the answer to this, but do you know what damage a bomb does?' 'No' *absolutely sick of everything this brings to mind* '3 D6!'

[@Michael_Lindell]

But will it end with 'Everyone's A Kobold DEAD!'?

[@torgranael]

Can anyone with more braincells than me (which isn't much of a feat) explain what "the Bad Influence" was most likely originally called? If it was just the drug references or the suggestions of self harm, I'd get the gist, but I can't figure out both.

[@RecyllandHyde]

So, I’m the person who put in the “Bad Influence” Kobold. It was originally meant Smeg, got changed to Meg (sensibly). In my defence I only knew the word Smeg from Red Dwarf and only learnt the Urban Dictionary meaning after the live show. XD

[@kaniamia]

⁠@@RecyllandHydeThat’s a British swear? The home appliance manufacturer by the same name must be pretty miffed at that.

[@torgranael]

@@RecyllandHyde I really need to find Red Dwarf to give it a proper watching. Only seen a handful of episodes and I loved them. Now to Google the urban dictionary and immediately regret my life choices. 😆

[@Gggly2513]

Any word on when the new season’s starting? No rush or pressure, just wondering if I should start marking my calendar

[@gwishart]

The trailer isn't any more specific than "September".

[@allamaadi]

Mucho fun

[@gak9319]

Deja vu 😅

[@LungsOutJem]

1:07:47 Feel Good Inc starts. Lol.

[@JohnnyChiodini]

I saw this comment and knew it'd be a me laugh. Hoo hoooo

[@jopjop9400]

oh come on when you roll a nat 20 on avoiding bird this means you now have a bird for a mount